- 4 days ago
My Intern Is A Hollywood Star Hd - Full Movie
Category
๐ฅ
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Ready?
00:00:09Ready.
00:00:11Right here.
00:00:13Hey, hey, right here.
00:00:15Come in here, come in here.
00:00:17Come in here.
00:00:19Come in here.
00:00:21Come on.
00:00:23Ready, ready.
00:00:30I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:00:39Charlotte, why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:00:44Sorry, sir, the caterers were in off, so I had to get more.
00:00:47Finally, more hors d'oeuvres.
00:00:49I was just talking to the head of the studio.
00:00:51We share a ski cabin.
00:00:52She's having a great time, Uncle Seth.
00:00:54Oh, at least I have one intern who knows how to host a party.
00:00:57Charlotte, you could take a few notes here from Ava.
00:01:01This isn't your backwoods Applebee's.
00:01:03This is a Hollywood party.
00:01:06Hey, Mark Paul Gossler!
00:01:08He's right.
00:01:09You're too uptight and sweaty.
00:01:11It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic.
00:01:15It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself.
00:01:18It doesn't matter how hard you work.
00:01:20People have to like you.
00:01:22Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV.
00:01:25Give up and go home.
00:01:27Thanks, Ava, but I don't need advice on how to charm a room from a nepho baby.
00:01:31I've been working for TIP since I was 15.
00:01:46Mr. Jones?
00:01:47Call me Freddy.
00:01:51Right.
00:01:52Um, I'm so sorry.
00:01:53You don't need to be sorry.
00:01:55It's probably needed a little excitement.
00:01:57It was trash and everybody knows it.
00:01:59Yeah.
00:02:01I mean, I prefer your earlier work, but you were still excellent.
00:02:06Thanks for telling me the truth.
00:02:08Nobody tells me the truth anymore.
00:02:12Well, it was, uh, nice bumping into you.
00:02:18Hey, Mr. Jones!
00:02:19Hey, you should be the one entertaining our star client.
00:02:23Not her.
00:02:24I can only hire one of you.
00:02:25Right now, she's winning.
00:02:27Do better.
00:02:28Come on.
00:02:36Hey, Mr. Jones!
00:02:37Here, amigos.
00:02:39Okay.
00:02:39Hey.
00:02:40Hey!
00:02:45Hey!
00:02:47Hey!
00:02:47Hey!
00:02:47Hey!
00:02:47Bye!
00:02:48Hey!
00:02:49Hey!
00:02:49Hey, come on.
00:02:50Hey!
00:02:50Hey!
00:02:50Hey!
00:02:51Hey!
00:02:51Hey!
00:02:53Hey!
00:02:53Hey!
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:56Hey!
00:02:56There you go, I'm gonna watch
00:02:58There you go, I'm gonna watch
00:03:00I'm gonna watch you all right
00:03:02Hey, how's it up?
00:03:04You're on the guitar
00:03:06One, two, man
00:03:08Hey, Greg
00:03:14Where am I?
00:03:16Good morning
00:03:22Good morning
00:03:24Good morning
00:03:42Yo, what's that?
00:03:44Did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan?
00:03:46Come on, man, get down here
00:03:48Yeah, all right
00:03:54Hey, what a premiere, Mr. Jones
00:04:02I don't know whether you pour radiant on screen or off
00:04:04Hey, what can I get you?
00:04:06You want a coffee, water?
00:04:08No, I'm fine, thanks
00:04:10How about I'll get both, just in case
00:04:12Close the door
00:04:22O negative, your favorite
00:04:24Figure after last night you would be pretty hungry
00:04:28I didn't even like that
00:04:30Just needed help and I needed an exit
00:04:32Come on, Freddy
00:04:34I've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years
00:04:38And during that time, I've known you to be very picky, very cautious
00:04:42And a very, very demanding vampire
00:04:46So come on, give me something
00:04:48How'd she taste?
00:04:50I don't know, man
00:04:52I think she was an intern
00:04:54I didn't even get her name
00:04:56But nothing happened
00:04:58Good
00:05:00Cause I got enough to worry about while you're going away undercover
00:05:02You sure about this plan?
00:05:04I mean, come on
00:05:06Why can't you just go to the Maldives like every other actor?
00:05:08I just need to get away from everything
00:05:10The business
00:05:12My parents
00:05:14This whole movie star lifestyle
00:05:16But why do you want to go undercover as an intern?
00:05:18Is this about that intern girl?
00:05:20Yeah, I may have come on a bit strong
00:05:22I don't know, there's just something about her
00:05:24But how do you know dressing up like an intern is going to help you get to know her?
00:05:28And how do you know that when you get close to her, you're not just going to blow your cover?
00:05:31I don't know, I'll play it cool
00:05:32I'll work hard
00:05:34Hopefully our paths will cross
00:05:35I can feel it though
00:05:36Fine
00:05:38I'll do what I can
00:05:40But please
00:05:41Promise me you're not going to let this intern thing distract you from your actual job
00:05:44Thanks, Coleman
00:05:46This is going to be the role of a lifetime
00:05:52Better
00:05:54But you can't help but look like a movie star
00:05:56I think I might need help from a glamorous though
00:06:00So I didn't know if you wanted all the...
00:06:04Where's Mr. Jones?
00:06:06He had an engagement
00:06:08Who's this?
00:06:10This is Edward, our new intern
00:06:12Oh great
00:06:14Another one
00:06:16Well, let's get you started
00:06:18Jesus
00:06:24This might actually work
00:06:26When can I expect money from you?
00:06:36I'm bartending nights and weekends
00:06:38If you don't make some more money soon
00:06:40You won't have a home to return to
00:06:42Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:44We're going to lose the bar
00:06:46If you don't start helping
00:06:47The internship is going great
00:06:49I'm going to have a new job before
00:06:51We know it
00:06:52Okay?
00:06:53Um, I have to go
00:06:54Bye
00:06:55After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry
00:07:02I'm surprised you even came in today
00:07:04What happened to me last night?
00:07:06I know I only have one drink
00:07:08Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:07:10My money's in the pay from the mailroom
00:07:12Leave me alone
00:07:22Oh, if it isn't Miss Life of the Party
00:07:25You know, it's one thing to entertain the clients
00:07:28But it's another to walk around acting like a drunken floozy
00:07:31I'm sorry, I don't
00:07:33Oh, really? You're sorry about that?
00:07:35Well, there's penance you can show around the new intern
00:07:38We have a new intern?
00:07:40Yeah, yeah, that guy
00:07:41Hey, come on over here
00:07:42Hawk Hogan, yeah, you
00:07:44Jesus
00:07:45Stop doing workouts and talk to her
00:07:48Hi, I'm Edward
00:07:56Hi, I'm Edward
00:07:59Are you okay?
00:08:02Yeah, I'm Charlotte
00:08:04Let me show you around
00:08:11Hey cutie
00:08:12Oh, hello
00:08:13Are you running for junior exec?
00:08:15No, I'm not looking for anything permanent
00:08:17Oh good, we should get along fine then
00:08:20So, where are you from?
00:08:23Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
00:08:26Between us?
00:08:27Charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry
00:08:30This was her last night
00:08:33Hey!
00:08:36Okay
00:08:38Where are you going?
00:08:40Where are you going?
00:08:41To go help Charlotte?
00:08:42Like you should have done last night
00:08:45So, Freddie just went on vacation
00:08:51When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project
00:08:56We're looking for something that's very character driven, but at the same time something that only he could play
00:09:01So, ideas?
00:09:03What about a period piece?
00:09:05You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him
00:09:08Like, he could almost be from a different time
00:09:10Um, I could see him in a western?
00:09:12Or a Jane Austen movie?
00:09:14Oh, that's really perceptive
00:09:16Excuse me, interns?
00:09:18But the grown-ups are talking?
00:09:20Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:24Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:30I mean, it's...
00:09:31Fred...
00:09:32Edward's...
00:09:33First day
00:09:35Sorry
00:09:36Oh!
00:09:41I totally forgot
00:09:43I've actually got to run
00:09:44But I'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of your ideas
00:09:51When you're big shots, you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your head
00:09:56But until then, you're nobody
00:09:59I'll remember that
00:10:00Good
00:10:01Charlotte, you can stay and clean up after the party
00:10:03I'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend
00:10:05Tonight?
00:10:06But I have another job at
00:10:08Oh, great!
00:10:09But you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department
00:10:13Ava!
00:10:14Happy hour!
00:10:16I'm buying!
00:10:23You know you don't have to stay and clean up with me, right?
00:10:26I don't mind
00:10:28Can I ask you something?
00:10:30Are Ava and Seth real pieces of shit?
00:10:33Ew!
00:10:35I shouldn't laugh
00:10:37No, you should
00:10:38You have a really beautiful smile
00:10:41No, but seriously, why are they always like that?
00:10:44I don't know
00:10:45It's just kind of the way they are
00:10:46Ava's in the running for the same job as me and Seth's her uncle, so...
00:10:52Anyway, what's your story?
00:10:55Why are you here?
00:10:56I mean, you can call it a court of life crisis
00:11:02I don't know, I guess I've just been sheltered my whole life, so...
00:11:05I just wanted to try something new
00:11:06You wanted to try picking up trash with me?
00:11:10I mean, there's worse ways to spend your day
00:11:13Plus I thought you can, you know, teach me a few things that I can learn to in and out
00:11:17Deal
00:11:24Shoot, I'm gonna be late for work
00:11:26What, this isn't work?
00:11:27No, not for me
00:11:29You know we don't get paid, right?
00:11:31What?
00:11:33I'll see you on Monday
00:11:40Hey, Coleman
00:11:42Yeah, give me the personal file on Charlotte Sin
00:11:45Yeah, I need to know everything about her
00:11:47Also, dude, we gotta start paying these interns
00:11:50Alright
00:12:02Why would you want to meet here?
00:12:04You hate places like this
00:12:06Yeah, you do
00:12:08What can I get the two?
00:12:10Mr. Hart?
00:12:13Edward, do you guys know each other?
00:12:16Us?
00:12:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:12:19Look, he's a friend of my father's
00:12:22I just didn't want anyone to think I was another Nepo baby
00:12:26That's why you're so sheltered
00:12:28Don't worry, your secret's safe with me
00:12:30Do you know what you'd like?
00:12:33Yeah, we'll take two Bloody Marys.
00:12:35Extra bloody.
00:12:42What?
00:12:43Small world.
00:12:44Small world and, oh look!
00:12:46Right there is where it tells you
00:12:48where she works in her personnel file.
00:12:50Yeah, would you look at that?
00:12:52I think you already did.
00:12:53She's amazing, though.
00:12:55Top of her class, full-ride scholarship.
00:12:59She could be anything.
00:13:00I don't know why she'd want to settle at the bottom in Hollywood.
00:13:02Sounds like somebody else that we know.
00:13:05Even the drinking.
00:13:07Okay, you know Ava had a lot to do with that.
00:13:09You could smell it on her a mile away.
00:13:13If you have some time this weekend
00:13:15and you feel like getting your hands dirty.
00:13:17Yeah, sure.
00:13:18I'll be right back with those drinks.
00:13:24Oh, brother.
00:13:25You are in love.
00:13:28Can you make mine a double, please?
00:13:41Hey.
00:13:42So how do you know if a script is worth pitching?
00:13:44A good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go.
00:13:46You can't stop thinking about it.
00:13:48Edward, save yourself some time.
00:13:50If a script isn't on the blacklist, it's a pass.
00:13:54It's that easy.
00:13:55Like this one.
00:14:04Once you find a script you love, it makes all the drudgery worth it, at least for me.
00:14:08Hey, stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports.
00:14:11I need something that screams Freddie Jones to bring to Coleman.
00:14:16So what do we got?
00:14:17I read a lot of great scripts.
00:14:19Uh, this top one is a modern take on Sunset Boulevard.
00:14:22Isn't that like black and white?
00:14:24That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:14:26You sound just like Freddie Jones.
00:14:28He always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act.
00:14:31Look at you two, sounding like nerds and losers living in the 50s.
00:14:36A contact just sent me an action romance.
00:14:38That's perfect.
00:14:39Ava, you are the best.
00:14:42I bet Freddie's gonna love that.
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:50I bet Freddie will love that.
00:14:52Yeah.
00:14:53This script has a lot of heat, and it's a great part for Freddie.
00:15:01Yeah, if we don't jump on this now tomorrow, I promise we're gonna read in the trades that Leo's doing it.
00:15:05It's really good.
00:15:14But it's completely wrong for Freddie.
00:15:17But it's got everything.
00:15:18Action, sex, he even has his shirt off for over an hour.
00:15:22Yeah, but there's plenty more where that came from.
00:15:25Good.
00:15:27Because Freddie's looking for a wide spectrum, so I'm gonna want to hear pitches from all of the interns.
00:15:34And whoever can pitch a film that Freddie actually wants to buy gets the junior executive position.
00:15:40You okay, honey?
00:15:52That beer has more head than a truck stop men's room.
00:15:55Yeah, sorry.
00:15:57It's just work stuff.
00:15:59Work stuff?
00:16:00Or romance stuff?
00:16:02Don't look so shocked.
00:16:03Spending 20 years in a bar, I get really good at reading people, okay?
00:16:08I don't even know if it's mutual.
00:16:10It is.
00:16:11How do you know that?
00:16:13Because I got a sense about this stuff.
00:16:15Plus, he's sitting over at that table and he just asked about you.
00:16:19What are you doing here?
00:16:20Well, I got those scripts that said toss them in the trash and I thought you'd want to talk about them.
00:16:36Okay.
00:16:42Thanks for coming out tonight.
00:16:43You know, even if nothing happens, I love talking about movies with you.
00:16:48I love talking about movies with you, too.
00:16:50Honestly, four hours does not seem like enough time.
00:16:54Shit.
00:16:59Smell that?
00:17:01O negative.
00:17:04My favorite.
00:17:06That's interesting.
00:17:24Let's take them both.
00:17:26I'm hungry.
00:17:28Sniff again.
00:17:31He's one of us.
00:17:33No way.
00:17:35Is that?
00:17:43I gotta go.
00:17:49You'll never guess who just came in.
00:17:51You're his biggest fan.
00:17:52Can you imagine being so famous you have to lie about being on vacation?
00:18:01Don't you have work you should be doing?
00:18:02My contact just sent me another hot script, so no.
00:18:03No.
00:18:04Hey, Charlotte.
00:18:05Can I get your help? I jammed the printer again.
00:18:07Again?
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:09Seriously?
00:18:10Yeah.
00:18:11Seriously?
00:18:12Yeah.
00:18:13Hey, what do you have for me?
00:18:14Hey, what do you have for me?
00:18:15I just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about.
00:18:17That's all you have?
00:18:18That's all you have?
00:18:19That's all you have?
00:18:20That script just sold and it's not even what he's looking for.
00:18:21That's all you have.
00:18:22That script just sold and it's not even what he's looking for.
00:18:23That's all you have.
00:18:24I just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about.
00:18:25That script just sold and it's not even what he's looking for.
00:18:26Aren't you even listening?
00:18:30How am I supposed to find something small and pretentious?
00:18:39It's boring.
00:18:41I'm stuck in late.
00:18:44It's so funny and I'm not going to sleep with coffee.
00:18:50I'm not going to sleep with coffee at home.
00:18:53Thank god, you're welcome.
00:18:54It's boring.
00:18:55Figure it out.
00:18:56I got you to third base.
00:18:57You can score your own home run.
00:18:59If that farm girl brings in a script
00:19:01that Freddie wants to buy,
00:19:03I can't stop Coleman from hiring her.
00:19:06Get on it.
00:19:08Now.
00:19:09Jesus fucking Christ.
00:19:24Okay, maybe I did want to talk to you.
00:19:38Yeah, well, you better do it fast
00:19:39because I might have to run away suddenly
00:19:40with no explanation.
00:19:42Okay, try to look about the other night.
00:19:44It's fine, you don't have to explain.
00:19:48We worked together, you did the smart thing.
00:19:50We should keep it professional, right?
00:19:54Yeah, I mean, if that's what you want.
00:19:58Well, don't do it like that, you're gonna rip it.
00:20:05Is this my proposal?
00:20:07Yeah, that's pretty all I ship copies for you.
00:20:10It's so nice.
00:20:14Well, it should work now.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Thanks.
00:20:24Why is the door locked?
00:20:29I didn't lock it.
00:20:31It must have been Ava.
00:20:37Hey, are you okay?
00:20:39It's...
00:20:40I'm claustrophobic and I can find spaces
00:20:43that make me panic.
00:20:45Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:20:46It's gonna be okay.
00:20:47Alright, you're gonna be okay.
00:20:48Trust me for a second, okay?
00:21:07Better?
00:21:08How did you do that?
00:21:09Just a little trick I learned.
00:21:15Yeah, you're right.
00:21:17We should probably keep it professional.
00:21:25Wait.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:31What's going on here?
00:21:48Why is the door locked?
00:21:53Let's get you two out of here.
00:21:54Come on.
00:22:01Man.
00:22:04Being an intern is hard work.
00:22:07By the way, have you seen Charlotte's proposal?
00:22:09It's pretty good.
00:22:11Ready.
00:22:12It's time to go back.
00:22:15I've got paparazzi circling the kill,
00:22:17just looking for a scoop.
00:22:18And guess what?
00:22:20You know who's been calling me?
00:22:22Diana.
00:22:23And she's been asking me questions.
00:22:25Okay.
00:22:26So what, Diana has paparazzi working for her now?
00:22:28Vampire paparazzi.
00:22:29When is that woman ever gonna realize
00:22:32it is not gonna work out between us?
00:22:35I don't care what she wants,
00:22:36or what my parents want,
00:22:37or what the paparazzi wants.
00:22:39It's not gonna work.
00:22:40Yeah.
00:22:41Well, it's easy to be patient
00:22:42when you're an immortal bitch.
00:22:44True.
00:22:46I know you and Charlotte have a bond.
00:22:49But it's time to call a rap on Eddie,
00:22:52and time to get back to work.
00:22:54It's back to my lonely, gilded cage?
00:22:56You signed up for this.
00:22:59She didn't.
00:23:03How's your project proposal going?
00:23:05Why do you care?
00:23:06I want it to be good,
00:23:07if I'm going to hand it in.
00:23:09What are you talking about?
00:23:10My contact fell through,
00:23:11and I can't hand in nothing,
00:23:12so unless you help me,
00:23:13I'll have to hand in this.
00:23:15The fuck, Ava?
00:23:16How'd you get pages from my journal?
00:23:17Careful how you talk to me.
00:23:18You're one phone call away
00:23:19from being a stupid slut
00:23:20that tanked Freddy's career.
00:23:21There's no scandal
00:23:22if we didn't even sleep together.
00:23:24I don't understand why you would do this, Ava.
00:23:26If you work for Freddy,
00:23:27you're gonna ruin his career.
00:23:28I won't.
00:23:29Unless you force me to.
00:23:30So what will it be?
00:23:31Let's get set up.
00:23:32that taint Freddie's career.
00:23:33There's no scandal if we didn't even sleep together.
00:23:37I don't understand why you would do this, Ava.
00:23:40If you work for Freddie, you're gonna ruin his career.
00:23:42I won't, unless you force me to.
00:23:45So what will it be?
00:23:56Let's get set up.
00:23:59They love the proposal so much,
00:24:01they want me to present it to the board.
00:24:02I hope you're happy with yourself.
00:24:04You're looking at the new junior executive.
00:24:07Don't worry.
00:24:08I requested you stay on as my personal intern.
00:24:23Hey, where are you going with that?
00:24:31Have you seen Eddie?
00:24:32Looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye.
00:24:35Let's focus everyone.
00:24:36We have a lot to discuss.
00:24:37I guess he wasn't as into you as you thought.
00:24:39I don't think we'll need you for this meeting.
00:24:41I'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office.
00:24:44Fine with me.
00:24:44Mr. Jones?
00:24:49Where are you going?
00:24:53Please stay.
00:24:54I need everybody who puts me in.
00:24:57Sure.
00:24:58You can take notes.
00:25:00There he is.
00:25:02End of the hour.
00:25:02Hey, welcome back, Freddie.
00:25:04Looking tan and refreshed better than ever.
00:25:06Thank you, Seth.
00:25:07Appreciate that.
00:25:08I would really like to know what this movie is at its core.
00:25:17Ava, this is your baby.
00:25:19I would love to hear from you.
00:25:21Well, at its core, it's a Freddie Jones movie.
00:25:24That's what people are paying to see.
00:25:26So what's your vision?
00:25:27Do you see this more in the classic Hollywood homage,
00:25:30a mystery, a romance?
00:25:33I think it has it all.
00:25:36What's your favorite part?
00:25:37The ending.
00:25:38What happens in the end?
00:25:41Your character, uh, wins?
00:25:46You know, it's funny.
00:25:47You wrote such an elegant summary,
00:25:49but you can't recall any major plot points or how it ends.
00:25:53I'm just curious.
00:25:53Did you actually read the script,
00:25:55or did you just have AI spit out a report for you?
00:25:57Of course I wrote this.
00:26:00It's just been a few weeks, and I...
00:26:02What do you think?
00:26:04At its heart, it's a romance.
00:26:11A mystery with a satirical edge, but ultimately a love story,
00:26:16with its poignant and tragic ending.
00:26:19Sounds like a good movie.
00:26:22Why do you think it would be beneficial for my career?
00:26:24Because.
00:26:26People might not know it yet, but you can do more than look good with your shirt off.
00:26:30Opening weekend, they're going to go to see Freddie Jones, the movie star.
00:26:33But come Monday, they're going to tell their friends to go see Freddie Jones, the actor.
00:26:41I love that.
00:26:43You sold me.
00:26:46Ava, I would like you to take notes for Charlotte from now on.
00:26:48What the hell was that?
00:26:59Ow, you're hurting me.
00:27:01I just answered his question.
00:27:02You set me up.
00:27:04You humiliated me.
00:27:05You should have prepared me better.
00:27:07I just know I had to prepare you.
00:27:08Didn't you read what you handed in?
00:27:10It was insanely long, and I have better things to do.
00:27:13That was the whole point of using your proposal.
00:27:15You made me look like an idiot.
00:27:16No, Ava, actually, you did that all on your own.
00:27:19You made me look so bad.
00:27:21I need an explanation.
00:27:22She set me up.
00:27:24Your assistant executed a master plan to embarrass you and take control of a meeting.
00:27:28If that's true, then we should probably have her on the executive payroll.
00:27:31She planned this.
00:27:32With Freddie.
00:27:34I have proof.
00:27:35Just to humiliate me.
00:27:36They slept together.
00:27:38That's enough.
00:27:40Liz, I'm sorry.
00:27:41Where is it?
00:27:42Where is it?
00:27:43Where?
00:27:45It's just...
00:27:46Here it is!
00:27:47Can we get security, please?
00:27:49No!
00:27:51It was her.
00:27:53They slept together.
00:27:53Why don't you believe me?
00:27:55Let go of me.
00:27:56Do you know how much this dress costs?
00:28:02I'll see you again soon.
00:28:03Hey.
00:28:14So, how'd it go today?
00:28:16Where were you?
00:28:19Ray Jones!
00:28:21Look at you!
00:28:22Get out of here!
00:28:23No, I told you guys, no!
00:28:24No pictures!
00:28:24Go!
00:28:25Get out of here!
00:28:26Go!
00:28:27What the hell is going on?
00:28:29Why did they call you Freddie?
00:28:33Look, Charlotte, I...
00:28:35I never meant to trick you.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:46Please.
00:28:49I don't...
00:28:50I don't know what to think.
00:28:51I don't know who you are.
00:28:54Charlotte.
00:28:54Charlotte.
00:28:54Oh, you bitch!
00:29:13Oh, you'll pay for that!
00:29:14We just wanted a story.
00:29:21But I guess we'll settle for something else.
00:29:26Get the fuck away from me!
00:29:38Charlotte.
00:29:39Are you okay?
00:29:41You look hurt.
00:29:41Are you hurt?
00:29:42I'm fine.
00:29:43I'm so sorry.
00:29:44This is all my fault.
00:29:46Why are you apologizing?
00:29:47You just saved my life.
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:55The boss is gonna love this.
00:30:08You sure you're okay?
00:30:09Thanks, though.
00:30:14I'm sorry.
00:30:15I'm sorry.
00:30:15I'm sorry I got you into this.
00:30:31But I hope you don't sneak out this time.
00:30:32I know.
00:30:38Weren't you hurt?
00:30:40I think you might have hit your head a little too hard.
00:30:43You should probably lie back.
00:30:47Look, I live in a world full of powerful people.
00:30:50And not all of them are good.
00:30:52But you are.
00:30:54Look, all I want to do is protect you, Charlotte.
00:30:55hey good morning good morning listen i have a breakfast coming up for you right now
00:31:17i'm gonna step out make a quick phone call okay just lie back and rest
00:31:22all right
00:31:24coleman hey what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night that cannot happen again
00:31:41you got it boss your life's security yeah she better
00:31:44shit how long has it been i hear you and freddie have been very busy boys behind my back
00:31:53look i'm sure you're disappointed that he's not going to do another sequel as am i but he's
00:31:58already made up his mind listen dipshit we both know which head he's thinking with and it's not
00:32:03the one above his shoulders well that's not my business actually fuckhead it is your business
00:32:08my guy just sent me these photos
00:32:10no i don't know the pay rate yet mom but it's it's entry level
00:32:29three thousand dollars a month how am i supposed to no i know it's a
00:32:36okay mom i have to go okay bye
00:32:43what was that all about nothing you know this is all really nice but i have to go work brunch in an
00:32:53hour what cancel we can stand in bed all day i got food brought up to us look you just got a
00:33:00promotion you don't need to be working back over there yeah well until i get my first paycheck i'm
00:33:04not gonna change it fine do what you want let me know if you need anything else thank you
00:33:16diana
00:33:22diana so you're the girl that's turned freddie's career upside down
00:33:32you're more stunning in person i don't know about that don't sell yourself short success in
00:33:38hollywood is all about branding so what's good here not much so why are you here diana i i know
00:33:46you're not here for the bottomless mimosas you've got talent and i need a development assistant i
00:33:51already have a job i work for coleman who works for me i'm a silent partner in his business but my
00:33:58family's money keeps the lights on i didn't i didn't know that um i'm actually working on a
00:34:03project with freddie right now so you just started fucking which is a branding problem
00:34:08for who and how did you know that it's a small town and i have many sources i do pay well
00:34:17charlotte darling welcome come in come in you wanted to talk about the new scripts oh no
00:34:44it's self-care sunday i need you to give me a foot massage i'm sorry what you heard me i've been on
00:34:49my feet all week and i need to relax diana i'm your assistant i'm not a masseuse let's get one thing
00:34:55straight if you want to keep this job and have any chance at all of making it in this industry
00:35:00you'll do as i say
00:35:01that's a good girl
00:35:17that is it charlotte she cannot keep treating you like this
00:35:28you need to tell freddie and then teach this witch a lesson no sam that's exactly what she
00:35:33wants me to do i need to prove i can make it on my own well how much more can you take
00:35:37as much as i need to this is my dream i'm not giving up on it
00:35:43hey mom what's up charlotte honey i'm afraid i have some bad news your father's medication prices
00:36:04have gone up again and we're struggling to keep up with the debt i'm sorry mom i wish i could help
00:36:10more but things are a little tough right now um but i'm not giving up
00:36:15i can do this i have to do this
00:36:31what's all this just wanted to celebrate your recent victories so i thought i'd do something
00:36:45special for you for all your hard work
00:36:50are you serious yeah root beer floats your hometown favorite my parents used to get me one of these
00:37:05after every soccer games whether we won or lost you want to try it i can i'm on a special diet
00:37:11charlotte i'm tired of hiding our love from the world i'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi
00:37:19i want to go public with our love are you sure that's a big step
00:37:24yeah i've never been more sure about anything in my entire life we'll support you no matter what
00:37:29miss dunn welcome it is an honor to have you in our store how may i assist you today i need an
00:37:51outfit for the gala tonight something that'll make me stand out of course we have the latest collections
00:37:57from the top designers i'm sure we'll find something perfect for you
00:38:01diana look at this one this would look stunning on you oh sweetie i don't think that dress
00:38:12is quite worthy of someone like miss dunn's stature you're right my assistant here doesn't
00:38:18quite understand the difference between high fashion and well whatever she's wearing
00:38:25oh now this is a dress worthy of your presence miss dunn it's from our exclusive collection
00:38:37i'll take it class cannot be taught
00:38:41oh charlotte i'm just teasing here let me buy you a dress to make it up to you
00:38:52go on try it on i insist
00:38:56well well well look at you charlotte you clean up nicely
00:39:10i guess that dress just doesn't work for you you're better off in your ragged clothes
00:39:20and you will have to pay damages of course i'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary
00:39:26ciao bianca
00:39:28come on charlotte the gala awaits
00:39:33freddie i'm so glad you can make it
00:39:53yeah good evening diana
00:39:55well well if it isn't little miss cinderella wearing a dress made of rags
00:40:08actually this is the same gown from earlier just with some alterations
00:40:12you can't just
00:40:14this is a black tie event not a costume party
00:40:17well i believe true style comes from within not a designer label
00:40:21just remember charlotte you still work for me
00:40:24you're lucky i don't fire you charlotte
00:40:27i think it's time for you to leave diana
00:40:30but i
00:40:31freddie
00:40:33goodbye diana
00:40:36you look absolutely beautiful
00:40:44we need an answer before the press conference starts
00:40:49we're willing to offer a substantial investment
00:40:52just say the word
00:40:54frank isn't the man of the hour
00:40:57huh
00:40:58freddie jones
00:41:00that's the best key
00:41:03i'm the one who's gonna invest in a little film pretty boy
00:41:06whether you like it or not
00:41:08and who might this lovely lady be
00:41:12arm candy for the night no doubt
00:41:19watch your mouth
00:41:22zibeski
00:41:23he's got a temper
00:41:25what are you gonna do about it pretty boy
00:41:29listen zibeski
00:41:32you're not gonna invest in my film
00:41:34or disrespect my girl again
00:41:37do you understand
00:41:38freddie
00:41:41walk away
00:41:43quite a scene you caused earlier zibeski
00:41:56what do you want diana
00:41:57i couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with freddie
00:42:02seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two
00:42:05i'm listening
00:42:08it's simple
00:42:09you want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his
00:42:13i want freddie
00:42:14and i think i know a way where we can both get what we desire
00:42:18i like the way you think diana
00:42:21what do you have in mind
00:42:24we hold a press conference
00:42:26and when freddie's distracted i'll announce our new film together
00:42:29cementing me at his side
00:42:30i love it
00:42:32when do we start
00:42:34leave it to me zibeski
00:42:36you just play your part when the time comes
00:42:39what do you have in the gala
00:42:49i saw something your
00:42:51your teeth they weren't normal
00:42:53and
00:42:55the way you fought zibeski
00:42:57what's going on
00:42:58i'll tell you charlotte
00:43:01only because we're bonded by blood
00:43:04what the hell does that mean
00:43:06it means
00:43:07i'm a vampire
00:43:09you know when i was a little girl
00:43:17i always dreamed of becoming a vampire
00:43:19the magic that
00:43:22mystery of it all
00:43:24life became nothing but
00:43:26work and pills
00:43:29the thing about magic charlotte
00:43:30so you just gotta know where to look
00:43:35the magic cell there charlotte
00:43:45you just gotta know where to look
00:43:48and i missed you baby by my side
00:43:51where are you now
00:43:56baby
00:43:57did you hear me mean to say goodbye
00:44:03oh
00:44:05oh
00:44:06oh
00:44:07oh
00:44:08oh
00:44:09oh
00:44:10god
00:44:11i think i'm wondering for the reason why
00:44:14i'm here tonight
00:44:18hey charlotte
00:44:23we need to talk to you about being diana's assistant
00:44:27look i honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you and
00:44:32i don't want you working for her anymore
00:44:34and i've been thinking
00:44:36if you need help financially or
00:44:39otherwise
00:44:40i got you
00:44:42you can't take that
00:44:44i don't i don't want to rely on you
00:44:48but i insist you take it
00:44:50i would feel a whole lot better
00:44:52please
00:44:53fine
00:44:54but just for emergencies
00:44:56it's diana
00:45:07she's been blowing up my phone all night
00:45:10you know she's not gonna stop calling
00:45:17diana
00:45:24you know she's not gonna stop calling
00:45:33just answer it
00:45:34diana
00:45:37what do you want
00:45:38you're with freddie aren't you
00:45:40it's none of your business
00:45:42actually
00:45:43business is why i'm calling
00:45:45i have a proposition for the both of you
00:45:48so we can be done with all of this
00:45:50nonsense
00:45:52we're here to settle things like you said
00:46:04no more games
00:46:05i already told her about us
00:46:06so you can't hang that over my head
00:46:08splendid
00:46:09i hate secrets between friends
00:46:11on that note
00:46:13this was going to be a surprise but
00:46:15pam
00:46:18you goddamn bitch
00:46:22oh my god
00:46:26i can't believe my daughter's dating people's sexiest man alive
00:46:30two years ago but charmed
00:46:33thank you
00:46:34with how hard charlotte's been working
00:46:36i thought this would be a nice treat
00:46:37it was so nice of you to fly me here
00:46:39why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous
00:46:42diana's very humble
00:46:44and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity
00:46:47what are you doing
00:46:50i just wanted to show you the gold digging trash you've been in bed with
00:46:53watch this
00:46:55pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country
00:46:59and how hard it's been
00:47:01yes that's true
00:47:03with your dad's back surgery he needs and the black mold in the house
00:47:07they might have to sell and it breaks my heart
00:47:09that's none of your concern diana
00:47:11but it could be
00:47:12what if i wrote your mother a check for two million dollars
00:47:16in exchange for what
00:47:18you leaving freddie alone
00:47:21forever
00:47:25two million dollars
00:47:27would that cover it mom
00:47:29oh yeah i guess it would
00:47:36we don't want your money diana
00:47:37and i won't be bullied out of ending my relationship
00:47:39not by you
00:47:40not by anyone
00:47:41not by anyone
00:47:44well then there's nothing left to consider
00:47:47your happiness is all that matters sweetheart
00:47:50i'm sorry but we don't need your money
00:47:53not if it be sacrificing my daughter's heart
00:47:56you're making a mistake both of you
00:48:00but if that's how you want to play it fine
00:48:02just know that i do have a plan b
00:48:04and trust me
00:48:06you're not gonna like it
00:48:08you're done here diana
00:48:10as far as your plan b
00:48:12we'll handle that together
00:48:14come on ladies
00:48:16let's go
00:48:18this isn't over
00:48:25not by a long shot
00:48:28all right you two
00:48:33let's review
00:48:34diana you're gonna go out first
00:48:36people are gonna be super excited to see you
00:48:37and then you're gonna introduce freddie
00:48:39freddie they're gonna be equally excited to see you
00:48:41then the two of you will talk about the movie
00:48:43and then you'll take questions from the journalists
00:48:45sound good
00:48:46sounds great
00:48:47fantastic
00:48:48oh they're ready to go
00:48:50we gotta get out there otherwise
00:48:51we're gonna keep them waiting
00:48:52and we do not want to do that
00:48:53they look perfect great job
00:48:54come on you two let's go
00:48:55no no you look perfect
00:48:56you don't need to check yourself let's go
00:49:10isn't a pretty little assistant
00:49:12what are you doing
00:49:14what are you doing you
00:49:16thinking about your blood charlotte
00:49:19you know the way it tastes
00:49:23the way it must feel
00:49:25flowing down
00:49:26my nose
00:49:28stay away from me
00:49:29i'm warning you
00:49:30or what
00:49:31you're warning me
00:49:32what are you gonna do sweetheart
00:49:34go for help
00:49:35go for help
00:49:36no i just want to thank you for coming with me so much for us
00:49:42and now without further ado
00:49:44let's welcome the man of the hour
00:49:46freddie jones
00:49:47freddie jones
00:49:48i think your blood will be the sweetest i've tasted in years
00:50:01and i'm going to save her
00:50:03every
00:50:04last
00:50:05drop
00:50:07god
00:50:08freddie
00:50:10come on freddie
00:50:12freddie
00:50:13freddie
00:50:14freddie
00:50:15freddie
00:50:15freddie
00:50:18freddie
00:50:20freddie
00:50:24freddie
00:50:25freddie
00:50:26freddie
00:50:27freddie
00:50:28freddie
00:50:30Let's see you around my girl again, Zabeski.
00:50:38I'll rip out your fucking throat!
00:50:45Charlotte.
00:50:48Are you okay?
00:50:50You came back.
00:50:52I'll always come back for you, Charlotte.
00:51:00I'm sorry, everyone. I'm not sure what's keeping Freddy.
00:51:14Thank you, thank you, thank you. You guys are some kind.
00:51:16Sorry I'm late. You all know how I like to make a very dramatic entrance.
00:51:20There are two things I would like to talk about.
00:51:23First one is, I'm really proud of this film that Diane and I have made.
00:51:27Me too, Freddy.
00:51:28I think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own.
00:51:33Two, I would really like to introduce you all to something very special to me.
00:51:38She's the one of the bravest, smartest, most beautiful women in this town.
00:51:44My new career advisor and future, Ms. Freddie Jones.
00:51:48Ms. Charlotte Sims, everybody.
00:51:58I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about the announcement.
00:52:03It's okay.
00:52:05Just from now on, no more secrets.
00:52:07We're going to face the challenges together.
00:52:10I love you, Charlotte.
00:52:11I love you, too.
00:52:13I do want to ask you one thing, though.
00:52:15Yeah, anything.
00:52:16Could you ask for my father's blessing?
00:52:18It's a tradition in my family.
00:52:20It would mean the world to me.
00:52:23I would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you.
00:52:25But remember, you don't have to tell him everything.
00:52:28Okay.
00:52:28Come here.
00:52:29Alexander, Zelda, I need to speak with you now.
00:52:49Alexander, Zelda, I need to speak with you now.
00:52:53Diana, what brings you here in such a state?
00:52:56It's Freddie.
00:52:57Your son has gone too far at this time.
00:53:00He's announced his engagement to a human at a press conference, no less.
00:53:05A human?
00:53:07Are you certain?
00:53:08Yes.
00:53:09Some nobody named Charlotte Sims.
00:53:12He's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her.
00:53:17This cannot be allowed to continue.
00:53:19The secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance.
00:53:23I couldn't agree more, Zelda.
00:53:25That's why I came to you.
00:53:26I worry about Freddie, and I fear that he's not thinking clearly.
00:53:30What do we really know about this Charlotte girl?
00:53:33She could be a threat to our whole way of life.
00:53:36We cannot take any risks.
00:53:40We'll handle this matter personally.
00:53:43You have our work.
00:53:44So we thought we'd come in on Friday and stay the weekend.
00:53:55Oh, we probably need bodyguards.
00:53:57The whole town has gone crazy since you two went public.
00:54:00We felt like celebrities at Walmart today.
00:54:03But I don't know, why would a movie star want to come all the way to Whitewater, Minnesota?
00:54:07Well, I just want to see where Charlotte grew up.
00:54:09And honestly, I want to come and meet you, sir.
00:54:11Plus, we have some news.
00:54:12I knew it!
00:54:14I knew it!
00:54:15Freddie, you're going to get you the most beautiful, most expensive wedding dress ever, aren't you?
00:54:19Oh, yeah, you bet.
00:54:20No, you're not.
00:54:21Mom, you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years, so I could wear it.
00:54:25Well, it has a tear, remember?
00:54:27I mean, it's going to look like an old sackcloth compared to what Freddie can get you.
00:54:31Well, I'm not getting married in anything else.
00:54:32So if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my wedding, you better mend it.
00:54:36All right.
00:54:37All right.
00:54:38Love you.
00:54:39Bye.
00:54:40Something's wrong.
00:54:54I've been trying to get my parents since yesterday, and they haven't answered their phones.
00:54:58Okay, I'm sure everything's fine, Charlotte.
00:54:59It's not like my mom to not answer.
00:55:01Look, your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit.
00:55:05I'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations.
00:55:07Maybe you're right, but I have a really bad feeling.
00:55:10Okay.
00:55:11All right, well, I can call a pilot, and we can head over there right now and check.
00:55:16Let's go.
00:55:23Mom?
00:55:25Dad, is anyone here?
00:55:31This is where they said to meet them.
00:55:32Freddy, I think something's happened to them.
00:55:39Charlotte, don't worry.
00:55:40We'll find them, okay?
00:55:42I promise.
00:55:49Thank you for joining us on such short notice.
00:55:53Oh, well, we've never been to the West Coast before, so we don't mind the change of plans.
00:55:58And we'd just as soon come out here, then have Freddy visit us there.
00:56:02My phone can't get service.
00:56:04I was hoping to tell Charlotte where we are.
00:56:06We're in a dead zone.
00:56:09They'll be joining us shortly.
00:56:11In the meantime, we wanted the chance to get to know you.
00:56:15Our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us.
00:56:18And so we'd like to know what sort of stock he is associating with.
00:56:25We have the same concern about Charlotte.
00:56:27Yeah, we don't know much about these powerful Hollywood types.
00:56:31But what we do know, it's not very wholesome.
00:56:34Like, sex slaves and...
00:56:35Clones.
00:56:36Yeah, clones.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:38We don't have slaves.
00:56:41Or clones.
00:56:42But there are many reasons why Charlotte and Freddy's union could be complicated, challenging, even dangerous.
00:56:52Dangerous?
00:56:54The truth is, we brought you here to ask you some very important questions.
00:57:00Please follow us to the parlor.
00:57:09All right.
00:57:10I've got private investigators here and in Minnesota.
00:57:15And I've called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement.
00:57:18Charlotte.
00:57:19We're gonna find them.
00:57:21Promise.
00:57:23Are you okay?
00:57:25I'm hanging in there.
00:57:27Look, I'm gonna go.
00:57:28But I'll be back soon.
00:57:29Where are you going?
00:57:30I'm gonna go talk to somebody if I know what the hell is going on.
00:57:36I'll be back.
00:57:40Where are they?
00:57:52I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:54Charlotte's parents are missing.
00:57:55Oh, heavens.
00:57:57Hopefully they didn't get lost remembering which trailer's theirs.
00:57:59Okay, Diana, tell me where they are.
00:58:01I'm gonna rip you in half.
00:58:06Call me.
00:58:07Charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at LAX.
00:58:10They're not with Diana.
00:58:14Okay, well, where are they now?
00:58:15They're with your parents.
00:58:17Why the hell are they with them?
00:58:19You told the human our secrets.
00:58:21They're tying up your loose ends.
00:58:23That's so good.
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:44You're okay?
00:58:46Okay?
00:58:47We're better than okay.
00:58:48We're having a great time.
00:58:49What took you so long?
00:58:51Mom, Dad, what are they doing here?
00:58:55You let the cat out of the bag.
00:58:57We had to vet Charlotte, make sure she was all right.
00:59:00We're going to share our darkest secrets with her.
00:59:03Not to mention our only son.
00:59:05Okay.
00:59:07And?
00:59:08Charlotte is a lovely young woman.
00:59:12A good student, a hard worker.
00:59:15You picked a good one.
00:59:16And her parents are fun.
00:59:18Ooh, aren't they?
00:59:21Who knew thousand-year-old vampires and Midwesterners had a lot in common?
00:59:25Both kind of slow to change.
00:59:27We went to the barn.
00:59:28It was unlocked.
00:59:29No one was there.
00:59:30Ted, did you forget to fix the deadbolt again?
00:59:33Uh, yeah, I meant to.
00:59:35But, you know, with everything going on, I think I must have forgot.
00:59:39Alexander is the same way.
00:59:41Completely useless around the house.
00:59:43But I am good with toasts.
00:59:47Here's to a beautiful journey.
00:59:49No road is long when you have good company.
00:59:53To the happy couple.
00:59:55Cheers.
00:59:55Cheers.
00:59:56Cheers.
00:59:56Cheers.
00:59:57By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:00:22Come on.
01:00:23Congratulations.
01:00:32I guess the best woman won.
01:00:34So I don't have to worry about you anymore?
01:00:36No.
01:00:37I've moved on.
01:00:39Are you serious?
01:00:41Yeah.
01:00:42She's crazy.
01:00:43But she knows the business.
01:00:45And she gets me.
01:00:47I'm good luck with that, brother.
01:00:48I've known you for 200 years.
01:00:50Charlotte, good luck with that.
01:00:52I just have one question.
01:01:02What is it?
01:01:04Is she going to drink milk?
01:01:07No.
01:01:09No, I'm just kidding.
01:01:10Yeah, she is.
01:01:11No.
01:01:12No.
01:01:12No.
01:01:14No.
01:01:15No.
01:01:23No.
Be the first to comment