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00:00His father went to prison for betraying his country.
00:05He's here to steal secrets, just like his commie old man.
00:11This unpatriotic bastard should be tossed off the side of this cliff.
00:15I'd like to see any of you stolen Valor Weakling's tribe.
00:19Stop it! I will not be ridiculed by a traitor!
00:24How stupid are you military dumbasses?
00:27You mouth-breathers just let him run around while threatening the real talent!
00:32Yeah!
00:33I mean, it took us all, like, one second to figure out if it's a spot!
00:38Any of you stolen Valor Weakling's tribe?
00:41Stop it! I will not be ridiculed by a traitor!
00:45How stupid are you military dumbasses?
00:49You mouth-breathers just let him run around while threatening the real talent!
00:54Yeah!
00:54I mean, it took us all, like, one second to figure out he's a spy from a family of traitors?
01:01Call me or my father a traitor again, and I will show you what the difference is between a real soldier and a tech bro who plays dress-up.
01:12Summer should have been back from the Situation Room by now.
01:15I hope those oxblood idiots haven't given him too much trouble.
01:18Brown, get in here. Listen, you need to go to the Situation Room right now and make sure that that mission leader has everything he needs.
01:27Yes, sir.
01:28And, Brown, do not be afraid to crack some skulls if you need to.
01:37Admiral!
01:38Are you just gonna let this anti-American spy speak to a superior officer like that?
01:44Yeah, I think I am.
01:51What? Did you hear that?
01:53This so-called admiral is conspiring with a filthy traitor!
01:58I'll have you both court-martial for this!
02:00You know, take them away now!
02:07You!
02:08Don't look at me.
02:10You're all a disgrace to the uniform.
02:11Just give up, Penzi.
02:14You don't have the power to have us arrested.
02:16I don't have the power!
02:17This is my technology!
02:19These are my drones!
02:21And this is my base!
02:26Admiral of the Pacific Fleet, on deck!
02:28Now, can you give me one good reason why I don't make you just disappear?
02:45You can't talk to me like that!
02:49Gentlemen?
02:50Escort, Admiral, Pansy-ass, out of my situation room!
02:56It's, it's, it's, it's, it's Pansy!
02:59Wait, hey, hey, you can't go!
03:01I'm, I'm late, Pansy!
03:02I'm gonna be, I'm the one in charge of me!
03:04Whatever!
03:05Captain Cole Summers, it is my honor, sir.
03:11The honor is mine, sir.
03:12You've got to be kidding me!
03:14Why is the man in charge of the entire Pacific Fleet giving so much respect to this lowly crater?
03:20Maybe he really is the person who's going to lead this mission.
03:23This, this, this is, this, this is shit!
03:30I was promised by Oxfied himself that I would be in charge.
03:36I am supposed to be leading this mission!
03:41Listen, you need to go to the situation room right now and make sure that that mission leader has everything he needs!
03:49You're the leader of this mission?
03:53Yes, I am!
03:55Except for some bullshit meathead's marriage trying to keep me away from doing the job I was born to do!
04:02Don't worry, sir. I'm here to help.
04:08This is Captain Cole Summers, the finest staff pilot this country's ever seen.
04:14The man now in charge of this mission.
04:18Captain.
04:19Captain, I, I am so...
04:23Oh, oh, sorry.
04:25I was fed wrong information!
04:27I have nothing but respect for...
04:29Sorry, didn't you just tell me to kiss your feet two seconds ago?
04:35And you drew your firearm on your commanding officer.
04:38I, I, I...
04:38I can't trust either of you and you're clearly incompetent.
04:42You're off this mission.
04:43You can't!
04:44Clear out! Now!
04:45That's enough!
04:46Who the hell are you?
04:58Watch it, fly boy.
04:59Real power's in the room.
05:01Real power?
05:02Son, I am Admiral Baldwin.
05:06Commander of the Pacific Fleet.
05:09And you are...
05:10I am not in your chain of command.
05:12And I don't care who you are.
05:14My name is Agent Brown.
05:17CIA.
05:20I am in charge of this unofficial and top secret mission.
05:25And we are the ones who call the shots.
05:28And if anyone wants to have a pissing contest with me, I promise you, you will lose.
05:34Now, I understand that some of you have decided to throw out Admiral Penzi, the leader of this mission.
05:40That's because Admiral Peewee is not the leader of this mission.
05:43I am.
05:44I designed the drones.
05:46I'm in charge.
05:47Your drones are only designed to assist the pirates.
05:51You really think a human can navigate and run this mission?
05:56The era of meathead sky jockeys is over.
06:00Let the geniuses take over now.
06:04Why would they put the fate of the world in that guy's hand?
06:07Let me back you what we're trying to do.
06:09But this is the digital age.
06:11We have the real heroes now.
06:13But don't feel too bad.
06:15I tell you what.
06:16If you're a real good boy, I'll let you fly my private jet.
06:21You could be my chauffeur.
06:25Hey, look.
06:27Don't take it personal.
06:29I support the troops.
06:30Hey, I almost joined the reserves in the military.
06:33Doubt it.
06:34But right now, the real men need to work.
06:38So that means you and your bosses with their little medals need to get the fuck out of my situation room.
06:46I'd worry much less about what my bosses, who are both decorated veterans who have served this country long before you were even born, are doing, and worry more about what your bosses are going to say.
06:57What are you talking about?
06:58I'm talking about your bosses, Agent Smith and Agent Jones.
07:04How did you know my bosses' names?
07:07Where the hell is Brown?
07:16He should have reported in by now.
07:18Leave it to that fucking Ivy League asshole to fuck up a civil task.
07:23Come on.
07:24We gotta go to the situation room right now.
07:26I thought you knew everything, CIA.
07:34I asked you a fucking question.
07:37How did you know my bosses' names?
07:39Are you really the leader of this mission?
07:43Moron, no.
07:45Do you think that your bosses are going to put a redneck pilot in charge?
07:49He probably got that information from his commie connection.
07:53A traitor, just like his father.
07:55He's a spy.
07:56That's gotta be it.
07:58I'm out of your shit.
08:00And this patriot can't be fooled by stupid, commie traitors like you.
08:06That's enough.
08:07Agent, you are way out of line.
08:10You and your men stand down and leave.
08:13Do you hear this?
08:14Now.
08:14Do you hear him?
08:15He's trying to forcibly take over this mission so that his stupid, outdated Navy can take all the credit?
08:22Not only is this behavior reckless, it's treasonous.
08:27And I will not let it stand.
08:31I swear to God, if Brown does anything to Summers, I will have his head on a spike.
08:41Just call Smith and Jones.
08:43They'll tell you what's going on.
08:45I don't need to talk to them.
08:46I am perfectly capable of handling a couple of fools.
08:50These are admirals in the U.S. Navy.
08:52Exactly.
08:52And if they are actually smart, they would be in the private sector.
08:55Do you realize that I make billions of my stock options alone?
09:02Brown, have your soldiers get rid of them now.
09:08You heard the man.
09:08We do not have time for this bullshit.
09:12We have a mission to prepare for.
09:14Brown, if you do this, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
09:18That sounds like a threat.
09:20The CIA does not respond kindly to threats.
09:24Cut him down.
09:26Now!
09:26Sir, he's unarmed.
09:28Too much of a pussy?
09:29Fine, I'll do it.
09:33This is what you get when you fuck with me.
09:36Just put the gun down.
09:38Bro.
09:40What the hell is going on?
09:45What the hell are you doing?
09:47Huh?
09:48No need to worry, sir.
09:49These Navy cavemen tried to sabotage Admiral Penzi's mission, but I've taken care of them.
09:56Finally, some real leadership here.
09:59I'm Lynn Penzi, and as of yesterday, I am an admiral in the Navy.
10:04Are you?
10:04I am, but don't worry.
10:07I'm from the tech world.
10:08I can spend my days shitting some bunker in the Middle East.
10:12Well, Brown, I understand that you forcibly took the power from these men, and you just handed it over to Admiral Penzi.
10:25Yes, sir.
10:26Just doing my job.
10:27Yeah.
10:28No need for a promotion or anything.
10:33Arrest this fucking idiot!
10:35With this motherfucker!
10:36What?
10:36Colt Hummers is the mission leader here!
10:39You lip-dick motherfucker!
10:46Leader of this mission?
10:48I tried to warn you.
10:49Now get him out of here!
10:51I am so, so sorry.
10:54I'll do anything.
10:55Forgive me.
10:55I was lost.
10:56Oh, take him away!
10:58Get out of here!
10:59No!
10:59Go on.
11:00Please!
11:00Bought yourself a ticket to Guantanamo.
11:02No!
11:03No!
11:04Fuck!
11:05No!
11:06Oh.
11:08Where are you going, Admiral?
11:10Huh?
11:11Are you going to arrest me?
11:12Of course not.
11:13I'm not going to arrest you.
11:15I mean, you're an admiral in the U.S. Navy.
11:18Yes, I am.
11:26Which now means...
11:28You come under my command, Admiral!
11:30Oh, Pansy, S.
11:33And yes, I will course-martial you.
11:36Get him out of here!
11:38No, you cannot do that!
11:39I am very important!
11:41I'm very important!
11:43Yeah!
11:44Bye-bye now.
11:46Admiral, this is Cole Summers, the greatest pilot in the world.
11:54And he is also our last best hope.
11:56So everyone in here is going to do exactly as he says.
12:01Anybody have a problem with that?
12:02I have a problem with it.
12:13I know you're the best fighter pilot on the planet.
12:15But I'm still your father.
12:18You're about to go on one of the most dangerous missions in U.S. military history.
12:23I thought you could use a familiar face.
12:25Even if it's a rough one like mine.
12:28What are you doing here?
12:34Just here for moral support.
12:37Nothing else?
12:38And, Captain Summers, if you shit the bed, I'm your backup.
12:43I'm sorry for what I did to you, son.
12:51It's okay.
12:52I know you were just trying to protect me.
12:53But I didn't protect you.
12:55I held you back.
12:57But not anymore.
12:59I was bereaved about this mission.
13:01If there was any other pilot on the planet, it would be impossible.
13:04But not with you.
13:05You can do this.
13:07You're the only one.
13:08And I'm going to be here every step of the way to watch your back.
13:13You all right, Gil?
13:17Yeah.
13:18I'm good.
13:19Let's fucking do this.
13:20Get their ass.
13:24Aw, so sweet.
13:27Sorry to spoil the party.
13:30But Cold Summers will no longer be part of this mission.
13:38Oxblood, what are you doing here?
13:41I supply the weapons, so of course I'm going to come here and see if you're using them correctly.
13:48And if you think this punk is going to fly with my drones, you're in for a rude awakening.
13:54Mr. Oxblood, Cold is the best pilot.
13:57Admiral Baldwin, why is your secretary talking to me?
14:01That secretary is one of the best pilots in the U.S. Navy.
14:04Show some respect.
14:06Watch your tone, boy.
14:08You are talking to the man who is single-handedly responsible for protecting our country.
14:15Like, even these CIA boogeymen, they know to respect him.
14:19He's the real patriot more than any of you.
14:23So in the future, please remember that this is a high-priority security meeting,
14:28not a gathering of the Cold Summers fan club.
14:32As a member of this high-priority security meeting, I'd like to remind you that we are hours away from an attack that will decimate every major U.S. city,
14:41cost tens of millions of lives, and plunge us into World War III.
14:44I'd also like to remind you that the only human capable of preventing that is Cold Summers.
14:49So yeah, I'm a part of this fucking fan club, and if you valued your life, you would be too.
14:54The only human capable of preventing it.
15:05Gentlemen, oh, and lady.
15:08Are we going to allow human error to be a factor in the fate of the world?
15:16Not on my watch.
15:18Unfortunately, we don't need to.
15:20Not when the bombs can be deployed by my new Mark VI drones.
15:27Are you serious?
15:28You actually think a squadron of your M6 drones can get to the enemy base unescorted?
15:35Of course they can't.
15:37But by then, me and my allies will be safe in my bunker.
15:41No one will find my new Mark VI drones.
15:45Are you serious?
15:47You actually think a squadron of your M6 drones can get to the enemy base unescorted?
15:54Of course they can't.
15:55But by then, me and my allies will be safe in my bunker.
15:59No one will find out I'm supplying the enemy.
16:03My drones can destroy the enemy base with ease.
16:07No, we cannot just have the fate of the world with some unproven tech.
16:14Thank you for your cute little opinion.
16:18But this time, you've been overruled.
16:20The Congressional Security Council had an emergency meeting this morning, and I quote,
16:28Due to the drone's ability to outperform any human pilot, the drones will be completing this mission.
16:35This operation is no longer your concern.
16:45I had a little chat with our dear friends at the Joint Chief of Staff, and they said that the CIA is no longer part of this operation.
16:55You can't be serious.
16:58Guards, get them out of here.
17:00Look, no, no, this is not going to be necessary.
17:03We can find our own way out.
17:06Summers, it's up to you now.
17:09Don't let us down.
17:11Actually, Summers, you will be letting him down.
17:23Your services are no longer required.
17:29Way out of line.
17:30Actually, Summers, your promotion was based on flying this mission.
17:35And since it's abundantly clear that my weapons are totally superior to anything you can provide,
17:45then you're no longer needed for this mission.
17:49No mission.
17:52No promotion.
17:54Not now, son.
17:57I'm sorry, Cole.
17:58He'll get you a chance.
18:00I'll give you my word.
18:02The hell he will.
18:03He assaulted me.
18:05I'll have you dishonorably discharged before the end of the day.
18:09Just like your traitor dad.
18:15Oxblood team, deploy the drives.
18:20Woo!
18:21Get this mob jockey out of here.
18:33How are you holding up, son?
18:51Yeah, Dad, I'm great.
18:52It's awesome to be behind bars on my last day on Earth.
18:55I brought you something.
18:56I might cheer you up.
19:00Is that your old helmet?
19:04Updated.
19:06With your...
19:08new call sign.
19:11Legacy.
19:12If you like it,
19:13it would be a real honor for the family.
19:16It would...
19:17it would be a real honor for me.
19:20I'm honored to be your legacy, but...
19:22I failed.
19:24It's over.
19:34There's still time.
19:35You can still fly this mission.
19:38I'm grounded.
19:39Those two De Croix guards standing behind me
19:43are the only thing standing between you
19:46and a fully loaded F-18 with enough range
19:50to get you to that enemy base.
19:52Are you crazy?
19:53You want me to steal a jet?
19:55I'd be kicked out of the Navy.
19:57You stole...
19:58our neighbor's plane
20:01when you were ten years old.
20:04It wasn't the end of the world.
20:06If you don't steal that jet,
20:09it could quite possibly be
20:11the end of the world.
20:12Let's go,
20:20Shannon.
20:21I'll take you back to the States.
20:23I'll take you back.
20:37No!
20:38No!
20:39Not this!
20:42Glennie!
20:44I'm sorry, boys.
20:55I've got a plane to catch.
21:07That was Oxblood.
21:09These are his goddamn drones.
21:11Oxblood and Dubois left last night along with his tickets.
21:14We don't know where.
21:15Damn it.
21:16We'll have to send them in without coal.
21:22Launch the drones.
21:24Charge the flank, sir.
21:27If you believe in God, start praying.
21:41I can get used to this.
21:43Well, you had better.
21:45We're going to be here until the nuclear fallout is cleared.
21:48And then, the world is ours.
21:57Drones approaching the run, sir.
21:59Send them in.
22:02They're not fast enough.
22:03They'll be shot down by the surface-to-air system.
22:05Well, let's turn away, goddammit.
22:07They're not going to make it at this speed.
22:08I'm trying, sir, but they're at max speed.
22:14We've lost one drone.
22:16Well, override their speed regulators.
22:18If I do that, we could lose control.
22:19I don't give a good goddamn.
22:21They're going to fail if you don't.
22:23Affirmative.
22:23Overriding speed regulators.
22:24We've just lost another one to anti-air fire.
22:33Push them faster!
22:34Dammit!
22:35Sir, they're starting to shut down.
22:38How far out are we?
22:40Still two quicks away, sir.
22:41Push, push, push!
22:45One just collided with the valley.
22:48Only two left.
22:49They're approaching the deathbed.
22:51Come on, come on, come on.
22:55Another drone down.
22:56Final drone coming to the deathbed in three, two, one.
23:03Come on.
23:08Come on.
23:09Get through it.
23:10Come on, let's go, let's go!
23:14Final drone down.
23:16Mission failure.
23:17I repeat, mission failure.
23:19Dammit!
23:19To the new world, where we will be kings.
23:41So, that's it?
23:42There's nothing we can do?
23:43I'm afraid, Doc.
23:44What if I try?
23:45I can take one of the jets and then I...
23:46No.
23:47The enemy looks large in less than three minutes.
23:49You're never making it to us.
23:50There's got to be something we can do.
23:52It's too late.
23:55The only thing left is to let the men know.
24:00Men and women of Black Side Delta,
24:03this is Admiral Baldwin.
24:05I have an announcement I hope I never,
24:07never have to make.
24:09In a few moments, this base,
24:12as well as most strategic targets,
24:14all major U.S. cities,
24:16will be destroyed.
24:20This is Captain Cole Summers.
24:24I'm approaching the target.
24:32Cole?
24:33I thought they took you back to the States.
24:35Yeah, about that.
24:38You're gonna find the two Dubois guards
24:39having a nice little nap in my jail, so...
24:41Really?
24:43You knocked out two of the Senators' men?
24:46Also, I hope it's okay that I commandeered
24:47this $70 million jet.
24:50Figured if I save the world,
24:51we can call it even.
24:52We got a deal, son.
24:54Pull up his coordinates.
24:55Let's get this man some support.
24:58Location up.
24:59He's fourth place from the start of the run.
25:01All right now, Captain Summers.
25:03This will be harder than the VR simulation.
25:05Because of the drones,
25:06they'll know you're coming.
25:07Roger that.
25:08Accelerating to Mach 1.
25:12F-18, entering enemy territory.
25:14What the hell's going on?
25:16The Summers.
25:19Captain Summers,
25:20you're almost to deathbed.
25:22What the hell is going on there?
25:26Senator, we don't have time for this bullshit.
25:29A disgraced cop steals a jet
25:31and goes on an unsanctioned mission?
25:33Did you dare to talk to me like that?
25:36If you don't abort this mission right now,
25:39I will get the President himself involved.
25:42I think the President's maybe a little busy
25:44dealing with the end of the world, Senator.
25:46All right, smartass.
25:48We know you're nothing but a thief.
25:50Who can't fly an F-18?
25:56Poetin Binks,
25:58you die today.
26:01My systems are down.
26:03Everything just went dead.
26:05Made it!
26:06Made it!
26:06And something tells me
26:08Janitor Boy is going to crash
26:10right now.
26:16Everything's stable.
26:18Approaching the valley.
26:22Before I command you,
26:23this is your jet.
26:25I did a thorough investigation
26:26of all the systems
26:27and I found this little microchip
26:29embedded into its coating.
26:32So I took it out.
26:34Oxford has a kill switch?
26:36And my guess
26:37is that if you look at my dad's plane
26:39that he flew in that mission
26:40all those years ago,
26:41you'll find the same kill switch installed.
26:44Listen, you janitor shit,
26:45I will destroy you
26:46and everyone you love.
26:48And you, admirals,
26:49will be tried for treason
26:51when this is over.
26:53I'm a very powerful man
26:55and I...
26:55whoops!
26:58Must have accidentally
27:00terminated his feet.
27:01Silly me.
27:02Captain Summers,
27:03you're clear for the mission.
27:05Godspeed.
27:11Surface to air missile systems
27:12are engaged.
27:13I'm accelerating the last two.
27:14He's going almost
27:15Mark 2 through deathbed.
27:19What?
27:19That's suicide.
27:20Cole, please.
27:24Welcome to the dark.
27:26When you're up there,
27:29just trust
27:29your instincts.
27:32Just let go
27:32and soar.
27:39He's blasted through
27:40the surface air system
27:41too fast to track.
27:42You're at the deathbed
27:43danger zone.
27:44Slow down.
27:46Eight seconds
27:47till the enemy rockets
27:48are operational.
27:52No.
27:53You'll crash.
27:54Five.
27:56Four.
27:57Three.
27:59Two.
28:01One.
28:04What happened?
28:05The icon disappeared.
28:06Does that mean Cole crashed?
28:07We don't know.
28:08We have no satellite signals
28:09in that area.
28:11No, either.
28:11Either he made it to the base
28:13or he's failed.
28:15The enemy nukes
28:15are already launched.
28:17Come on, Cole.
28:19Captain Summers.
28:19You can do this, my boy.
28:27Captain Summers.
28:29Captain Summers,
28:30do you read me?
28:30Cole!
28:31Cole, are you there?
28:34I'm afraid that...
28:35Cole!
28:39Direction.
28:41Enemy base destroyed.
28:42I don't think so, Senator.
29:06And you better find a good rock
29:08to hide under
29:09because I'm coming
29:10for your treasonous ass.
29:12Who do you think
29:14the U.S. government's
29:14going to choose?
29:15Rogue officers
29:16or me
29:18who supplies
29:18the entire
29:19advanced weapons
29:21stockpile
29:21to the United States?
29:22And
29:23the enemy.
29:27How the hell
29:28did you get in here?
29:29We're CIA.
29:30You know,
29:31we devised a way
29:32into your bunker
29:32before it was even finished.
29:34You two are trespassing
29:36and I'm going to have
29:37you arrested.
29:37I don't think so.
29:39You see,
29:40the video footage
29:41from Summers Jet
29:42confirmed
29:43what we had long
29:44suspected,
29:45that the two of you
29:46are arming
29:47the enemy.
29:49Good luck
29:50making that stick.
29:51I'm a U.S. senator
29:52and I am
29:53a very powerful man.
29:55Not
29:55anymore.
29:57As of 30 seconds ago,
29:58the president himself
30:00disavowed you
30:01as a traitor.
30:02You have no allies left.
30:04Take him away!
30:05Now!
30:06No!
30:07Don't you!
30:08Ah!
30:08Get your hands off me!
30:10I'm a U.S. senator!
30:11I'm a very powerful,
30:12powerful man!
30:14Well,
30:15he might not be able
30:16to protect himself,
30:17but I can.
30:18I know
30:19all the secrets
30:20involving
30:21national security.
30:22I am too big
30:23for you to arrest.
30:25Oh,
30:25you might be
30:26too big
30:27to arrest.
30:28However,
30:29you are not
30:30too big
30:30to accidentally
30:32overdose.
30:33What?
30:34No,
30:35no,
30:35you can't!
30:36You wouldn't!
30:37Sorry,
30:38Mr. Oxblood.
30:39It's a matter of
30:40national security.
30:42Open wide.
30:44No!
30:45No!
30:47No!
30:47No!
30:50Captain Cole Summers,
30:52present yourself!
30:53Come on!
31:23Here, even a janitor can become a hero.
31:53God bless America.