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00:00That's a difficult
00:08Wipe that fucking look off your face before I do it for you
00:17Did you let you say to go budget come on just take the fucking jacket off I'm serious
00:22Happy now now fucking dry
00:28Okay
00:30You're all wet, okay?
00:35Why don't you behave or else we're not driving anywhere
00:38No, you wouldn't want Sam finding out why you have a cold, right?
00:44Oh, I should not have let this idiot know that Sam is my brother
00:47Okay, would you just listen to me for one second?
01:01Hey, no, no, no, no, listen, you know, I had a reason for hitting it, okay?
01:04It wasn't like he said...
01:05Whatever
01:06Go be with Rosalie, okay?
01:08I'm done with this, I'm done with you
01:10Just pretend like we never fucking met, okay?
01:13Pretend like we don't know each other
01:14Okay, first off, what the fuck does this have to do with Rosalie?
01:17And what do you mean, let's pretend like we don't know each other?
01:19What the fuck did she say to you?
01:20She told me everything
01:21Fuck
01:22Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing?
01:25Huh?
01:26What do you think you're doing?
01:27I'm talking to you
01:27You don't have to talk to me anymore
01:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking to you right now, okay?
01:31Hold on, wait a second
01:31Shut the fuck up
01:33Shut the fuck up
01:33You're being a fucking dad
01:34alight
01:34Alight, alight, alight, alight, alight
01:36I should have worn my jacket.
01:42Let me down!
01:55What the fuck did Rosalie tell you?
01:59No, tell me because I want to understand, okay?
02:01Because I feel like I'm the one that should be pretty fucking pissed off right now.
02:04I need to sit there and endure your fucking date with fucking Harrison.
02:09God, you fucking bastard, huh?
02:10What's that about?
02:11Endure?
02:12Yes.
02:12I didn't ask you to come, okay?
02:14You can go be with Rosalie since she's so desperate to get back together with you.
02:20What?
02:20Get the fuck away from me.
02:23You're jealous.
02:24You think that Rosalie and I, wow, that's fucking hysterical.
02:27I don't care what relationship you two have.
02:31I don't care how many girls you want to fuck with, okay?
02:34I'm done with this shit.
02:35I don't want to be in your fuck list anymore.
02:37So all this rage is because you think that I want to fuck my sister.
02:42What did he just say?
02:43Yes, Rosalie is my sister.
02:46Endure's flash, firecracker.
02:48And not only is it illegal, it's fucking disgusting, even for me, okay?
02:55God, don't look like that, all right?
02:57And don't act like you're not jealous, okay?
02:59Otherwise, you wouldn't have posted that fucking picture on Instagram.
03:01Jamie, there's only one girl that's driving me crazy.
03:04There's only one girl that I'm chasing, and it's not my fucking sister!
03:07It's you!
03:09You need every single stupid fight every time that I push your buttons.
03:12It's because I can't get you out of my head.
03:15You're stubborn.
03:16You're infuriating.
03:17You're everything that I want, no more.
03:20I just want you.
03:23You're not playing with me.
03:27If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
03:29You're not playing with me.
03:59You're all theemenches.
04:02I'm loving it.
04:04I'm loving it.
04:05I'm loving it.
04:07You're mind.
04:08You're mind.
04:11Good morning.
04:18Good morning.
04:21Good morning.
04:29So when are we going to tell everybody?
04:34Tell everybody what?
04:36That we're together and that you're mine.
04:39You're insane.
04:42No, I'm not.
04:43Sam finds out.
04:45I'm dead.
04:46You're probably going to get kicked off the hockey team if he doesn't break your kneecap first.
04:51What the fuck are we talking about, Sam?
04:53No, seriously.
04:54So what?
04:55So I'm good enough for this, but I'm not good enough to call you mine?
04:59What am I, your fuck buddy?
05:00I don't think so.
05:02Grow up.
05:04If Sam finds out, I'm dead.
05:06So keep this a secret, okay?
05:09Wow, so this is what it feels like to get played by a woman.
05:12Fuck.
05:14Okay, I'm going to work.
05:16Okay, and I'm going to walk you there.
05:23We shouldn't have come in here together.
05:25What if Sam sees us?
05:26God, you shouldn't be so scared of Sam.
05:30Everything's like a TV show.
05:31All right, Sam.
05:51How much is safe from standing for the ice?
05:54You think this is something you're going to be dead by the time you're 30?
05:56Yeah, it'd be worth it, and I'd die happy.
06:00Business.
06:01You know the rules.
06:02No randoms in the dorms during training.
06:05Oh, trust me, man.
06:06She's not random.
06:07What the hell was that?
06:10No, it's just my girlfriend getting a little frisky.
06:12I don't know anything about that.
06:13Not everybody's a goody-two-shoe, like your sister.
06:15Of course.
06:16Jenny's classy.
06:18And this one looks like she, uh, might stab you.
06:21Are you serious?
06:28You just mentioned me in front of Sam?
06:30Yeah, you met me.
06:35Yes, I have to.
06:37It's my job.
06:39Jenny!
06:40Cancer running into you!
06:41With, uh, him.
06:43Listen to me, Jenny.
06:50Now hang around with this guy.
06:51It's bad news.
06:52Funny.
06:53That's exactly what Sam said about you.
06:55Jenny, about last night, an emergency board meeting kept me from Pamela.
06:59I wanted to apologize properly.
07:03What is this, huh?
07:06$299.99.
07:08Flowers with the price hangout.
07:10Real classy move.
07:11I bet you said Venmo requests your girlfriends for condoms.
07:14I bet you have a spreadsheet at home for all these gifts that you have to return because
07:17you get rejected so fucking often.
07:20Jenny, you're smart.
07:22The only thing this overgrown jock can offer you is drama and STDs.
07:27I can open doors for you.
07:29Real opportunities.
07:31Yeah, don't listen to this prick.
07:32Let's go.
07:33Choice has changed, Jenny.
07:34Especially when better ones come along.
07:35Why don't you take your fucking hand up?
07:37What are you gonna do?
07:37I'm gonna smash you in the ground.
07:39I'm gonna smash you in the ground.
07:40I'm gonna do it with some ways.
07:41You suck!
07:42Let go of me!
07:43I'm not going with either of you!
07:45Mr. Vance, it's extremely inappropriate for you to be talking about investments with
07:49an intern.
07:50That's not my job.
07:51That whole Monopoly money thing didn't work, did it?
07:58She'll come around.
08:00Everybody has their price.
08:01Why don't you listen here, you little trust fund brat?
08:03This whole I can buy whatever I want thing, keep it away from Jenny.
08:07She's a human being.
08:08There's something I know actually that you can bid on.
08:10Shitty.
08:21Where were you last night?
08:22I went by your room.
08:23I couldn't find you.
08:24I was pulling an all-nighter.
08:26You know, my schedule doesn't make itself.
08:28Oh, I heard about Harrison trying to rub you into his investment stuff.
08:34That guy's a shark, okay?
08:35Don't let him drag you into his mess.
08:38Okay.
08:39I have a solo match with Xavier to set.
08:43See you around, okay?
08:44See ya.
08:45See ya.
09:09See ya.
09:39Hey.
09:40Hi.
09:41Tell him to be serious.
09:42Hey.
09:46You gonna tell me who you were voting for?
09:48Me or Sam?
09:49Shut up.
09:49It was me, right?
09:50Shut up.
09:51It was me.
09:51I'm here because I'm apologizing for him.
09:56I'm really sorry.
09:57I want you to get hurt.
09:59Okay.
10:01Can you kiss it better?
10:02Are you serious?
10:03Can I kiss it?
10:04You're hurt right now.
10:06All I didn't care about is...
10:07I'm in pain.
10:09I'm hurting.
10:10I'm alone.
10:12Nobody bugs me.
10:13No one wants to give me a kiss.
10:14Come here.
10:19Yo, Xavier, are you in there, man?
10:23What the fuck is that saying?
10:24I need to hide.
10:26Xavier, come here.
10:27I need to be a kiss, okay?
10:28I need to be a kiss.
10:31Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
10:32What, you jerking off in there?
10:33Come on.
10:41What's up?
10:42You good that, uh...
10:44That hit was harder than I meant it to be.
10:46Yeah, man.
10:47That was a good hit.
10:47I think I'm dying.
10:52I might never play again.
10:53It's okay.
10:54You know, that's the first time you ever apologized to me.
10:57I'm not an apology.
10:58Just team rules.
11:00You know, no permanent damage during scrimmages.
11:03So, uh...
11:06What, she needs some ice, a granola bar, or something like that?
11:08I could use a kiss.
11:09Yeah, you wish.
11:11It's nice seeing the sensitive side of you, man.
11:13No, I'm okay.
11:14Yeah, yeah.
11:14I have my own way of recovering.
11:16You know what I mean?
11:18She's giving a break with you.
11:20You asshole.
11:21Where do you even find these girls, man?
11:23They're around.
11:24You know what?
11:25I shouldn't even come.
11:27Unbelievable.
11:28This guy.
11:30It's a good hit.
11:31Uh-huh.
11:33What the fuck?
11:37Damn, firecracker.
11:38That was way too much.
11:39I just saved you, and I think I deserve a reward.
11:44Well, what is that?
11:46Why don't you come over tonight and help me take a bath?
11:52No.
11:53Come on.
11:56Doc said I can't get my cash back.
12:03You can do the rest of yourself.
12:18I think I need more help.
12:19I think I need more help.
12:21I think I need more help.
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12:40I think I need more help.
12:41I'm so proud for you, I'm so proud for you, cause I can't give you nothing to anyone,
13:00I can't give you anything...
13:12Shitty, Shitty, Shitty, Shitty, Shitty, Shitty, Shitty!
13:17Shitty, Shitty, Shitty, Shitty, Shitty?
13:20Hey, hi, hi, um, are you okay, Jen, you... you sound a little...weird?
13:27Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. I'm sorry. I just, I just woke up.
13:32Are you sure? I'll come check right now.
13:34Mm-mm, mm-mm. I'm no longer. I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry. I'm still really tired.
13:41Uh, right. Well, don't, don't sleep in too long.
13:46Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay, I'll see you later.
13:51Shut up.
13:53You told her goodbye?
13:55No.
13:55Come on. It's falling off.
13:59Get out of here.
14:03Look at you.
14:08Mm-hmm.
14:09Hey, listen, I got a hell out of town for a couple of days. I got this family thing, but it's nothing.
14:21Listen to me.
14:22Mm-hmm.
14:23I want you to stay away from here somewhere I'm gone.
14:24I'm a fucker's disperse.
14:28Okay.
14:29Okay?
14:30Okay.
14:31Okay.
14:31Yeah.
14:31I want you to stay away from here.
14:37Flushing over something, Jenny?
14:48Let's see.
14:49Give that back.
14:51Oh, Xavier's taste was so cheap.
14:54We could have something real together.
14:56One weekend with me, and I will double the team's investment.
15:00Guarantee Sam's fought in the playoffs.
15:03Threatening me?
15:04Hey, fuck you!
15:07Oh, my God!
15:09Oh, my God!
15:12Help!
15:13Help!
15:14Help!
15:15Jenny, nobody cares to take a beer.
15:19They'll just think we're in love.
15:21Get off of me!
15:23Stop!
15:28Scream all you want.
15:30Let's give that bitch something to you see most.
15:33So Xavier can see.
15:35Somebody help me!
15:37Help!
15:38Somebody help me!
15:39Help!
15:40Somebody help me!
15:41Help!
15:42Jenny!
15:45Jenny!
15:46Motherfucker!
15:49You...
15:50Breathe!
15:51Never again!
15:52And I will end you!
15:53And I will end you!
15:58It's not over, sweetheart.
16:07Okay, I'll tell Chris that you're sick.
16:09Jenny, maybe quit this game.
16:10I can't.
16:11I can't.
16:12Jenny, listen!
16:13Jenny!
16:14Harrison is our biggest investor.
16:16You will come back.
16:17I'll make it home.
16:18I'll make it home.
16:19I'll make it home.
16:20I'll make it home.
16:21I'll make it home.
16:22I'll make it home.
16:23I'll make it home.
16:36It's about damn time you showed up.
16:38I'm thinking, what do you gotta do to settle down and get yourself a proper wife?
16:50Unless, of course, you don't mind wiping your own ass with a broken wrist in an old folks' home.
16:57Please, Dad.
16:58The only settling down Xavier does is collapsing into bed after a long night.
17:03Well, I found someone.
17:05Wait, you're serious?
17:07Yes, I am.
17:08Him?
17:10Little Jenny?
17:12God.
17:13You know what?
17:15Dad, if you burn Harrison Vance's investment, I'll bring it to you.
17:21Deal.
17:23Cheers, Pops.
17:27Run, run, run, run, run.
17:52Jenny?
17:53Jenny, where are you right now?
17:54Jenny?
18:01Jenny.
18:09You saw love.
18:10I saw love.
18:13You don't need Harrison.
18:15We didn't.
18:17I know.
18:18Harrison is done.
18:19I promise.
18:20I promise.
18:37Hey, get off of me!
18:39Come on, you don't want to do this.
18:40You don't want to do this.
18:41I got money!
18:42I know that Sam paid you a visit.
18:43But I'm not a fan.
18:44I'm not played by a different set of rules.
18:45And I'm fucking ruthless.
18:47Go with me.
18:48I know that Sam paid you a visit.
18:49But I'm not a fan.
18:50I'm not played by a different set of rules.
18:51And I'm fucking ruthless.
18:52Go with your Jenny again.
18:53And I will mail your fingers to your family.
18:54I swear, I'll make you pay.
18:55You don't want to do it.
18:56I love you.
18:57Don't want to do it.
18:58I don't want to do it.
18:59Come on, you don't want to do it.
19:00I just don't want to do it.
19:01I don't want to do it.
19:02I know that Sam paid you a visit.
19:03But I'm not a fan.
19:04I'm not played by a different set of rules.
19:05And I'm fucking ruthless.
19:06I'm fucking ruthless.
19:07Go with your Jenny again.
19:09And I will mail your fingers to your family.
19:12I swear...
19:14I'll make you pay.
19:16Big news, thanks to mobile capital, we'll be fighting for the season!
19:34Yes, yes, yes, yes!
19:37The Savior is our new lead sponsor!
19:40No!
19:42No, you...
19:46Jen, why is the Savior looking at you like that?
19:54Jen, he... he probably just hates me or something.
20:00He listened to me.
20:02That fuckboy gives you any trouble, any at all.
20:06He tell me, okay?
20:08Okay.
20:10We got you.
20:26None of my parents want to meet you.
20:29We've talked about this.
20:31Yeah, but we can't even make it official to my parents.
20:38Okay, it's not that.
20:40Okay, going public is a mess.
20:43And Sam's gonna lose it.
20:47And if we break up in a month, then I'm the one that has to explain it to everyone.
20:51Wait a minute, so you're already thinking about breaking up with me?
20:54No.
20:55No, what am I to you?
20:57Am I your boyfriend or am I just some human fucking vibrator?
21:01No.
21:03You know you're better than the vibrator.
21:06No, no, no.
21:07Not a lot, so...
21:10Well, you really don't see this going anywhere.
21:12Do you?
21:13Well, I don't know.
21:14I didn't think that this was that serious.
21:16So that's how you see me.
21:17You just see me as, like, some fuckboy.
21:20And you'd rather let everybody think that you're with that fucking creep Harrison than admit that you're with me?
21:25You know what really happened.
21:26Well, do I?
21:27Because I'm over here fighting for our relationship, and you're pretending like I don't even exist, like I'm nothing.
21:37So, whatever, I gotta go.
21:43You know, I used to think that you were brave enough to handle this.
21:46Handle us.
21:48Because I was wrong.
21:50Where are you going?
21:57I can't believe camp's almost over.
22:08Tomorrow's game decides who gets the player MVP bid.
22:11Samuel and Xavier are gonna tear each other apart.
22:15I am here for the drone.
22:27You know, the end here looks like he really hates you.
22:36Did something happen between you two?
22:43Hilarious.
22:45Uh, remember, you told us not to talk.
22:48Shit.
22:49Okay, good.
22:50Good, that's good.
22:52Oh, and, uh,
22:53Haven't heard from Harrison since I clocked him because he got the message
23:10Gosh the game is about to start
23:23Coach Chris Jenny's missing. What's that about Jenny? She she was in the hallway and she just collapsed and some guy came and dragged her away
23:35Game's cancelled
23:41Dad I need you to find someone for me right now
23:53Finally awake
23:59Finally awake
24:01There's it let me go
24:03I don't think so
24:05Xaver needs to see us
24:07I need to see what happens after he will win
24:15Ow
24:17Finally one
24:19Oh
24:25Hey get your fucking hands off of her
24:33Get your phone stop
24:45Yeah
24:49Yeah
24:51The cops are here
24:53You enjoy prison you fucking asshole
24:55Come on
25:03Never again
25:05I swear
25:07Save you
25:11Save you
25:13So this is why you cancelled the game
25:15You
25:17And my sister
25:19No no I see why
25:21I thought it was you
25:23Sorry I'm really out of it still
25:25Yeah
25:27Yeah I was you know um
25:29You don't want our uh
25:31The investors to think I wouldn't save one of my employees if they got kidnapped
25:33So
25:35Whatever the reason
25:39Thank you
25:41Let's go
25:43Let's go
25:45Let's go
25:47Let's go
25:49Let's go
25:51Let's go
26:07Hey Dan
26:09So when's dinner
26:11I just saved your girl
26:13Yeah well
26:15I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore
26:17Let's go
26:19Let's go
26:21Let's go
26:23Let's go
26:25Um
26:35I
26:37Saw your knuckles are bruised
26:39I don't want them to get worse
26:41I don't want them to get worse
26:47You still think I'm Sam?
27:00Hold on
27:01I just want to make sure that you know that I'm that's bro right?
27:05Shut up
27:07Xavier, listen, I'll fix this
27:11I'm gonna go in trouble with me
27:13Just stay with me
27:15Even if it's a secret
27:17As long as you don't pick Harrison 2.0 over me
27:19We're golden
27:35You gotta be here
27:37You fucking
27:38You're kidding me
27:39Sam
27:40You fucking bastard
27:42I assume you were up to
27:43Stop
27:44Stop
27:45Stop
27:46Stop
27:47It's not
27:48It's
27:49It's
27:50It's
27:52It's serious
27:53Okay
27:56And I love him
27:58You love me?
28:01Yes, I love you
28:03Danny, I love you too
28:05I love
28:06Him
28:08You're serious
28:09You're serious
28:10My baby sister
28:11And my biggest rival
28:12And notorious fuckboy
28:14Who slept with half the leader now
28:17In love
28:19I won't
28:20Allow it
28:22Well how about this
28:23Let's settle
28:24You and me
28:25On the ice
28:26Tomorrow's playoffs determine the MVP bid
28:28If I win
28:29If I win
28:30You stop interfering
28:31MVP's mine and so is Jenny
28:33Now if you win
28:34I'll withdraw myself from the MVP slot
28:36And I'll back off
28:38Until you see how I truly feel better
28:40You better skate like your future depends on it Xavier
28:43Because it does
28:44Because it does
28:54Edible
28:56Xavier's father
29:00You know when he said he would bring you home someday
29:02I wanted to see for myself a woman
29:06That could make him commit
29:08Well it's nice to meet you
29:10I'm Jenny
29:12I know
29:16Samuel's your brother
29:19So let me ask you something young lady
29:21You better know my boy
29:23I'm not coming
29:24Oh
29:25I'm not coming
29:26I'm not going
29:28To be happy
29:40I know
29:41You better know
29:43I'm not going
29:45I'm not going
29:47You better know
29:49Your brother
29:51I'm a man
29:52temporary approval
29:59one public scandal
30:04one flirty dm
30:07asking you a lie
30:09okay
30:11Xavier, Xavier Lowell
30:21how does it feel like to win the MVP title
30:23tell us, the people want to know
30:25J. Carter
30:28you're the one for me
30:30no T-backs
30:41Mr. Lowell, I could never choose between my brother and Xavier
30:48I love them both
31:08help!
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