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00:00Visitation time! The Traitor's Kid is here. Bring him in.
00:07Hey buddy. I know it's not much. It's kind of hard to get toys in here. Happy birthday, son. Open.
00:19An F-A-18 Super Hornet? This can go Mach 1.8 and hold up to 8 missiles. Thank you, Dad. I love it.
00:29You really are my son.
00:33Okay, time's up. Let's go. I love you, buddy.
00:38I'm gonna be a fire pilot just like you, Dad. I'm gonna be the best in the world.
00:59What the hell is going on here? Damn it, Cole. I told you, stop touching my old Navy equipment.
01:08Thug a shoe out of breath with an oxygen tank. It's not happening, Cole. No chance. You're never gonna be a fighter pilot.
01:17Ever since you got back from prison, you just make me feel like shit.
01:20Because that's what you are, Cole. Shit.
01:25If your mother was still alive, she'd be ashamed of you.
01:28You're never gonna be a fighter pilot. Because you're just not good enough.
01:38Seven years you've been in the Navy and you're nothing but a fucking janitor!
01:51Dad was never like this before prison.
01:53Mr. Summers, you don't have to be so hard on him. He can't help it, he's weak.
02:05You think I'm holding him back because he's not good enough?
02:10Cole's the best fighter pilot I've ever seen.
02:13What?
02:14He didn't even realize that oxygen tank's empty.
02:22That's impossible.
02:24Well, that would mean that...
02:25He did that entire workout while suffocating himself.
02:30And there isn't another pilot walking this Earth who can do that.
02:34What? Why are you lying to him?
02:38Because I have powerful enemies who will kill him if he ever becomes a pilot.
02:42And if he hates me, then he hates me.
02:46I need to make sure no one knows how good he really is.
02:50Not even Cole himself.
02:54Summers!
02:55You moron, mop maggot!
02:57You're late again!
02:58Sorry, sir! I was at home training, sir!
03:01Training!
03:02There's no way in hell you'll ever be a pilot!
03:05You're the child of a drunk fucking traitor!
03:10Look at you.
03:11You've been in the Navy for seven years.
03:13And you're still a janitor.
03:24Now clean this mess up.
03:29Mop maggot.
03:31Yes, sir.
03:41Test mission failed.
03:42Powering down.
03:43The enemy's long-range missile facility will be up and running in three days.
03:54If we don't find a pilot that can destroy it by then, they are going to bomb America back into the Stone Age.
04:01I don't know what else to do, sir.
04:03The top secret flight simulators have been sent to every base.
04:06But the situation is bad and we're running out of time.
04:09And every top pilot who has attempted them has failed miserably.
04:14Maybe I'll never be a pilot.
04:16But this is a chance to see what I could become.
04:23Simulation starting.
04:36Simulation starting.
04:40There's not another run scheduled.
04:41Who's in there?
04:42Contact that CO.
04:43And you shut this down right now.
04:45This is a top secret mission.
04:46No.
04:47Wait.
04:48Look.
04:50What?
04:51He's...
04:57He's approaching the third turn at Mach 1.
05:00Oh my God.
05:01Four seconds to go.
05:02Approaching death bend.
05:06Two seconds.
05:16What?
05:18Shit.
05:19What happened?
05:21That was a level one mission and I could barely do it.
05:24And that's right.
05:25I'm not good enough.
05:27I'll never get to fly for real.
05:29Bring it back up.
05:30Now.
05:33He did it!
05:34Oh my God.
05:35We've got a pilot who can fly the mission and hit the target.
05:37Who is it?
05:38Uh...
05:39Database says Cole Summers.
05:41Yeah?
05:42He's a...
05:43Unexceptional enlisted janitor.
05:45No way.
05:46I don't believe a janitor could fly that mission.
05:48That base is holding top gun trials this week.
05:51Get him in the trials.
05:53Find out how he cheated.
05:55I'm not putting the fate of the world in the hands of a janitor.
05:59Down.
06:00Two.
06:01Lower.
06:02Down.
06:03Three.
06:04Down.
06:05You've got to be kidding me.
06:08They must have mixed up the pilots with a piece of shit.
06:11Janitors.
06:12What are you doing, Janitor boy?
06:14Here to mop up our pissing shit?
06:17I'm here to get into Top Gun.
06:22Clean up my spit, my boy.
06:24Look at him.
06:25He's gonna cry.
06:26Summers.
06:27As in the son of Rick Summers?
06:29The one that's in jail for treason?
06:31I don't know who you had to give hand jobs to to get in here.
06:34Your technique must be amazing.
06:37You learned that from your convict daddy?
06:39Attention!
06:40I'm on deck!
06:45You are here to test for the Strike Fighter Tactics Program.
06:49A.K.A. Top Gun.
06:53And I'm Admiral Yeager.
06:55Time to show my dad who I am.
06:57Joining us on this trial is the head of Senate Naval Council Tony Dubois.
07:01I had to come when I found out the son of a traitor somehow got in this trial.
07:07You are the best pilots of the Navy.
07:09All but one.
07:11Before we fly, we need to test your strength, mental toughness, and the dedication.
07:17These tests are designed to break the weak.
07:20Any questions?
07:21I have a question.
07:28Why are you trying to kill my son?
07:31He's not even a pilot!
07:33How could he possibly handle Top Gun?
07:35Dad!
07:36Awww!
07:37Paul's traitor daddy came to protect him.
07:39What are you doing here?
07:41This is a secret Navy trial, not a soup kitchen.
07:45Please.
07:46I've saved the lives of half the soldiers on this base.
07:51All right.
07:53Security!
07:54Oh, wait, wait.
07:56Let Rick watch his son make a fool of himself!
08:02A janitor?
08:03With the blood of a traitor?
08:06At Top Gun?
08:07America is done!
08:08America is done!
08:15You better hope Cole shits his pants because if he flies, I will personally kill him.
08:24Unless my son does it first.
08:26Boy!
08:27Please welcome Gunner, the Giant Dubois.
08:32Best pilot in the Navy.
08:34And my son.
08:35Is that the stench of dirty shit water?
08:41Or is it treason?
08:43I'm gonna break you into a cripple just like your traitor old man.
08:50Oh, go ahead.
08:51Hit me, bitch.
08:53You can join Drunk Daddy dearest in prison.
08:56Control yourself.
08:59First trial.
09:00The opposing G-Fosal to make it feel like he's being ripped apart.
09:05To simulate that.
09:07The Hella trial.
09:09Here's how it goes.
09:10The helicopter will lift off and you're gonna try to hold down yourself as long as you can.
09:15First up, Captain Paul Daniels.
09:18Call side.
09:19Buckeye.
09:20Begin.
09:30Buckeye.
09:315.3 seconds.
09:33Load down.
09:34Next.
09:374.7 seconds.
09:394.5 seconds.
09:41Next up we have Lieutenant Mina Rylands.
09:44Call sign.
09:45Nightfall.
09:46Good luck.
09:48Don't think she's gonna wet your mop.
09:506.1 seconds.
09:51Nightfall takes the lead.
09:52Next up, the Giants.
09:536.1 seconds.
09:54Nightfall takes the lead.
09:55Next up, the Giants.
09:567.3 seconds.
09:576.1 seconds.
09:58Nightfall takes the lead.
10:036.1 seconds.
10:07Notfall takes the lead.
10:086.1 seconds.
10:096.1 seconds, Knottfall takes the lead.
10:16Next up, the Giants.
10:22Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new leader.
10:38Gunner the Giant Dubois, with 10.1 seconds.
10:43And finally, we have Cole Summers.
10:46Call sign, mop bucket.
10:50Admiral, I'm requesting a moment with my son.
10:54Will you at least drink this?
10:56You look like you're about to pass out.
10:58I'm fine.
10:59Son, don't do this.
11:02Just quit.
11:03Why would I do that?
11:05Because all you're going to do is make a complete ass out of yourself.
11:08You are not good enough.
11:10You have no idea what I'm capable of.
11:20You happy?
11:22Cole, don't do this.
11:23Cole, think about it.
11:26I can't mess this up.
11:27I might not get a chance like this again.
11:30But why do I feel so weak?
11:514.3 seconds, mop bucket.
11:55That means you're in last place.
11:59I drugged him with enough tranquilizers to put a horse to sleep.
12:03But yet he held on as long as the others.
12:07I'm sorry, Cole.
12:09I'm doing this to save your life.
12:12My son is unbelievable.
12:17See?
12:18I knew he couldn't do it.
12:20Pretty much what I expected from a janitor.
12:25What's the matter, sweet pea?
12:27You look a little woozy.
12:29Just drop out of mop.
12:31Maggot.
12:37What?
12:38Summers, I think you've been drugged.
12:39Those fuckers.
12:43How do I shake it?
12:44For a mystery drug?
12:46You need an adrenaline shot, but that could kill you.
12:49We have to go to the ER.
12:51Not today.
12:53Second trial.
12:54Who's ready for a swim?
12:56Cole, don't do it.
12:57You'll drown.
12:59Then I'll drown.
13:00The Houdini trial.
13:02This is to test your spatial awareness, pressure under fire,
13:06and your determination.
13:07Your mission is to free yourself before you drown.
13:11As you can see, you're tied behind your back
13:13with some nice, thick rope.
13:14And your right hand is a remote.
13:17Press it, and we will rescue you.
13:19But you will be disqualified.
13:22You OK, Summers?
13:23Of course he's not OK.
13:25He had 10 tranquilizers 20 minutes ago.
13:29Never been better, sir.
13:31Then begin.
13:43The Giant, first place.
13:52Yes, my boy!
13:54Come on, Cole.
13:56Just quit.
14:06Knifeball, second place.
14:08Buckeye, concede, bring him up.
14:18Concede, bring him up.
14:23Press the button and quit!
14:25I'd rather die than quit.
14:33That's enough!
14:34Save him!
14:35No, no, no, don't touch him until he presses the button.
14:38He's going to drown.
14:40That's what happens when you try to play with the big boys.
14:44Someone help him!
14:54My bucket.
14:55Third place.
14:57Still in the running.
14:58He passed out like his drunk daddy.
15:01Son!
15:04Well, Cole may not have the skills, but he sure has got the grit.
15:08Grit is not going to save the world.
15:15What the hell were you thinking?
15:17You could have died!
15:19What's the next tryout?
15:23It's still in the running.
15:25The remaining pilots, Nightfall, Giant, will go head-to-head in the next dogfight.
15:34Winner has a place in the Strike Fighter Tactics program.
15:38Pilots, engage.
15:40I can't see him anywhere.
15:50Right behind you, Princess.
15:51I'm calling his draft!
15:53He's in control!
15:54John, you two close.
15:55Back up.
15:56I'm going into a tailspin!
15:57Mayday!
15:58Mayday!
15:59Eject, Nightfall!
16:00Eject!
16:01Nightfall?
16:02What happened?
16:03I'm going into a tailspin!
16:04I'm going into a tailspin!
16:05Mayday!
16:06Mayday!
16:07Mayday!
16:08Eject, Nightfall!
16:09What happened?
16:11Is she okay?
16:12You fucking idiot!
16:13You could have killed her!
16:15Well, it's not my fault she flies the way Daddy here walks.
16:18Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to Top Gun.
16:22Unless you can sober up enough to fly a jet in my bucket.
16:26Son, after today, I hope you finally realize the truth.
16:33You are never going to be a pilot.
16:43You need an adrenaline shot, but that could kill you.
16:46You're never going to be a fighter pilot.
16:47Because you're just not good enough.
16:48Cole?
16:49What are you doing, janitor boy?
16:50Here to mop up our piss and shit?
16:53Just drop that.
16:54Mop maggot.
16:55You're never going to be a fighter pilot.
16:56Because you're just not good enough.
16:57Cole?
16:58What are you doing, janitor boy?
16:59Here to mop up our piss and shit?
17:00Just drop that.
17:01Mop maggot.
17:02You're never going to be a fighter pilot.
17:03Because you're just not good enough.
17:04Cole?
17:05What are you doing?
17:06Cole?
17:07What are you doing?
17:08Cole?
17:09What are you doing?
17:14Cole?
17:15You're just not good enough.
17:16Cole?
17:17What are you doing?
17:23Cole…
17:24Stop.
17:29Don't!
17:34That could kill you.
17:35kill you. I know. I'm going to be a fire pilot just like you, Dad.
17:46Jager, spell it out for little Traitor Rick. Top Gun belongs to my son. Not yet, it doesn't.
18:02This isn't over.
18:05I'm going to blow you out of the fucking sky.
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