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00:00Us, Hillary.

00:02I don't think we're going to work.

00:04What?

00:07Look, I need a partner in life.

00:09A wife who's going to go where I need to go

00:11and do what I need to do

00:12and be excited about my accomplishments.

00:14I can't get dragged down by somebody

00:15who's out saving dogs and cats.

00:17God knows what else.

00:20Jason, is this about moving to Pittsburgh?

00:23I'll move to Pittsburgh.

00:27A new VP position opened up in our Pittsburgh office,

00:29and I guarantee I am the top pick for this position.

00:32We have a life here.

00:34What am I going to do with Pittsburgh?

00:38Look, I just, I have to stay focused

00:40and mobile to advance in my career.

00:42I got to keep my priorities straight.

00:44Believe me, this is one of those tough decisions,

00:45but it's for the best of both of us.

00:49I just, I can't make a mistake.

00:51Not now.

00:57What did I become?

00:59Mistake.

01:03Just, I have to get this.

01:06Just, just, just.

01:07Go for it.

01:09No, no, no.

01:10That is exactly how you...

01:12He's a jerk.

01:15I knew he was too good to be true.

01:17Maybe my mom was right.

01:18Maybe I let him keep one foot out the door.

01:20All right, it's time to pick the winner

01:22for this week's KJWM Weekly Holiday Vacation Giveaway,

01:25and the lucky winner is...

01:27Hillary Burns.

01:28Oh, my God, you won!

01:31We are finally in the running for a trip to Mexico.

01:33It could be our honeymoon.

01:35What?

01:35All of my sisters found perfect men,

01:38and I can't even get one in the door.

01:40Is that it?

01:42Is that what would make you happy right now,

01:43to bring home a man for Thanksgiving?

01:46I just can't go home all alone.

01:47I just can't face it.

01:48I can't do it.

01:49Not now.

01:50Okay, look.

01:52All you have to do,

01:54just post this with a flirty little intro video

01:56of your pretty face, and voila.

01:58All you have to do is click.

02:00I'll help you do the video.

02:02You really think it's a good idea

02:04to bring a stranger home,

02:06or possibly a psycho,

02:07to my parents' house for Thanksgiving?

02:09Hillary, I just wanted you to know

02:12I planned a small family gathering at the house

02:15for when you and Jason arrive.

02:17Do it.

02:17What?

02:18Now, of course,

02:19if he preferred, why?

02:21Hi.

02:23Hi.

02:24Hi.

02:25My name is Hillary.

02:27I need to hire a fake fiancé

02:29to bring home to my family for Thanksgiving.

02:32In return, you will receive

02:33two free first-class tickets

02:34to Playa del Carmen, Mexico.

02:36So just record a quick video intro,

02:39post it to this page,

02:40and we'll get back to you.

02:45Whoa!

02:46What?

02:46Who is it?

02:47Come in.

02:47I can't believe it.

02:49Look at all of these.

02:56All right.

02:57Mexico has got some sweetest waves, man.

03:00I mean, after the weekends over here,

03:02we can just serve,

03:03sign,

03:04serve,

03:05eat,

03:06serve,

03:06and then serve some more.

03:07I do have irritable bowel syndrome.

03:10Oh.

03:11Do I really need to get to Mexico?

03:12Oh.

03:13Oh.

03:20Oh.

03:21Oh.

03:24Oh.

03:25Oh.

03:26Oh.

03:27Oh.

03:28Oh.

03:29Oh.

03:30Oh.

03:31Oh.

03:32Oh.

03:32I knew this was a bad idea.

03:33Come over here.

03:34No.

03:35No.

03:36I don't like you.

03:37Come on.

03:37Just talk to him.

03:38He's cute.

03:39He kind of looks like Jason.

03:41Hello.

03:42Hi.

03:42Is everything okay over there?

03:44Depends on what you mean by okay.

03:45Everything's great.

03:46Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?

03:48Oh.

03:49Okay.

03:49My name is David.

03:51I'm an actor.

03:52Hey wait.

03:52I know you.

03:54Hey wait.

03:54I know you.

03:55You're the cell phone guy in the costume.

04:00That's just sad.

04:01He's our first interview.

04:02Come on.

04:03Let's go.

04:04Hi.

04:05Excuse me.

04:05Oh.

04:06Oh.

04:06I'm sorry.

04:07I'm sorry.

04:09Hi.

04:09I said acting is my full time job and today I'm playing a large cell phone.

04:14Oh crap.

04:15I knew it.

04:16Come on.

04:16We gotta go back to y'all.

04:17That's right.

04:18And you're the reporter.

04:20Yeah.

04:21I was sorry to hear about the newspaper shutting down.

04:23Did you lose your job or?

04:25What do you think?

04:26Right.

04:27Sorry.

04:28Obvious.

04:29For what it's worth, I got fired playing a big red cell phone.

04:33Oh, I'm sorry.

04:35Don't be.

04:36You could help me save my very last red dignity.

04:39I mean, if I can't book a job playing a fake fiance for a weekend, I should probably call

04:44a quince.

04:45Are you free to meet Hillary tomorrow face to face?

04:48Sure thing.

04:49Hey.

04:52Okay.

04:53So, I Facebook him.

04:54He hasn't responded.

04:55And when you Google him, the only thing that comes up are a few photos of him on Flickr

04:59with some chick named Lindsay on a beach.

05:01So, looks like he's not a psycho.

05:04He's just another out-of-work loser actor.

05:06You sound like my agent.

05:07Oh.

05:08Hi.

05:09Hi.

05:10Um, you two have fun.

05:12Great.

05:15Hi.

05:15So, I checked out?

05:19Yeah.

05:20Yeah, seems like it.

05:21Do you think that Jason is more of a corporate lawyer type?

05:25Corporate.

05:26What kind of car do you drive?

05:27Uh, 98, Jeep Grand Cherokee, fully loaded.

05:30We'll take my car.

05:31Okay.

05:31Okay, I'm gonna friend you on Facebook, accept my request, click on all my family photo albums,

05:36memorize all the names, everybody's clearly marked.

05:38Okay, will do.

05:39Okay.

05:39Well, I guess I'll pick you up here, tomorrow, 8 a.m. sharp.

05:45Sounds good.

05:47Okay.

05:51Um.

05:55Sorry, I don't know what's going on here with the thing, the hair.

06:00I'll take care of it.

06:01Yeah?

06:02Okay.

06:04Bye.

06:04I'm gonna buy your coffee.

06:20You clean up real good.

06:22You look nice yourself.

06:26And don't forget, my parents are very excited that you are a lawyer.

06:30About that.

06:31I don't know if I'm gonna be able to pull that off.

06:34You're an actor.

06:35Act.

06:41Okay, hit me with the family breakdown.

06:43Okay, uh, Meredith.

06:44Mother, housewife extraordinaire, Roy, dad, and councilman.

06:49Uh, your youngest sister is Trish.

06:50Joy.

06:52Right, right, Trish is the middle one.

06:53And, uh, her husband is Gil.

06:55And Joy's fiance's name is?

06:56Uh, John, Paul, Peter.

06:59You gotta get these straight, they're all gonna be at the party.

07:02Party?

07:02Yeah, it's no big deal.

07:03Just family.

07:04How long were you and Jason engaged?

07:06Uh, we dated for seven months.

07:08We were engaged for two.

07:10Wow.

07:11What happened?

07:13He's, uh, he's under a lot of pressure.

07:15Really stressed.

07:16He got this big job promotion offer in Pittsburgh.

07:19So.

07:19Oh, look, here we are.

07:24Okay, just remember, say as little as possible and follow my lead.

07:29Here we go.

07:32Here we go.

07:32Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey.

07:35You're finally here.

07:37Oh, sweetie.

07:38Come here.

07:40Oh.

07:42Huh.

07:43You know, you could wash that car every once in a while.

07:46What about Jason's Tesla?

07:48Oh, uh, I wanted a ride in the house.

07:50Oh, that was my fault.

07:51I wanted to save on mileage, so we took the Jetta instead.

07:54Oh, well.

07:55At least we finally get to meet Jason.

07:59Oh.

07:59You're practically part of the family now.

08:03Yeah.

08:04Okay, well, let's go in.

08:05Okay.

08:06Everybody's looking forward to meeting you.

08:10Okay, come on in here.

08:12Oh, my God.

08:14I thought you said this was family only.

08:16I didn't want the whole town to think that you were going to be a spinster forever.

08:21Everyone, this is Hillary's fiancé, Jason.

08:25Hi.

08:26Hi.

08:26How's it going?

08:27Oh, hey.

08:28Oh, yeah.

08:30Oh, Jason.

08:31Yeah.

08:32You were that firm that's defending that schmuck, Shorman.

08:35Shorman?

08:36Yeah, man.

08:36He's as guilty as they come, if you ask me.

08:38Pilking all those suckers out of their life savings.

08:41You know, Frank, I think everybody's considered innocent until proven guilty.

08:44This man, right?

08:45Jason?

08:47Jason?

08:48Yeah.

08:50Mr. Burns.

08:51Call me, Roy.

08:51Yes.

08:52Pleasure to meet you, Roy.

08:53You know what they say?

08:54How does it feel to be defending a crook like that?

08:57Well, I...

08:57You know what?

08:58Frank.

08:59Why don't you get yourself some eggnog?

09:00I just whipped up a fresh batch.

09:02Oh, it's a good time.

09:02Thanks, Frank.

09:04Frank just comes for the eggnog.

09:05Yeah.

09:05So, listen.

09:06What kind of cases do you do?

09:08Do you do, I don't know, fraud or extortion or money laundering?

09:12Yeah.

09:13Yeah, I do all of those.

09:15Come on, Dad.

09:16Leave poor Jason alone.

09:17He's spent enough time in the office already.

09:19Yeah, doing all that lawyering.

09:22Do you play?

09:23Uh, yes, but quite badly.

09:25No, that would be great.

09:27Mind if I don't?

09:31You know, when Hillary was young, she used to sing.

09:35Oh?

09:36That's...

09:37No.

09:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

09:45Okay, everybody.

09:47It's time to show the engagement ring.

09:50Wait till you see this beauty.

09:53Ta-da!

09:53So, I, I, I, I...

09:58I, I, I, I...

10:02I want to open the ring.

10:04That's a funny story, actually, right?

10:07Sweetie, it turns out Hillary lost a few pounds.

10:10And the ring doesn't fit her anymore.

10:12And this morning, she's taking a shower.

10:14She gets out of the shower.

10:15And the ring falls off her finger into the toilet.

10:18She calls me hysteric.

10:19Crazy.

10:20I was crazy.

10:20Crazy.

10:21She was freaking out.

10:22I get there.

10:23So, what do I do?

10:24I've got to man up.

10:25Right, Roy?

10:26I've got to do it.

10:27It's go time.

10:28So, I get down there on my knees.

10:29And I, I, I go in there.

10:31I go in there.

10:31I go deep.

10:32I can feel it.

10:33I can feel it right there.

10:34It gets away.

10:34Then I have to, I have to go a little bit deeper.

10:36And I'm reaching for it.

10:37And, ah, ah, ah, nope.

10:38Deeper.

10:39Deeper.

10:39Yes, really.

10:40Small hands.

10:41It's disturbing, actually.

10:42And I can feel it.

10:43I can feel it.

10:43Right on the edge of my finger.

10:45It's right there.

10:46And I got it.

10:47Got the ring.

10:48Got the ring.

10:50Yeah, it's so cute.

10:51Oh, God.

10:51We decided to leave it home till we get it resized.

10:54Yeah.

10:55Yeah, it's better safe than sorry.

10:56Right, sweetie?

10:58Mm-hmm.

10:59Mm-hmm.

11:01I'm gonna get a drink.

11:05Hey.

11:06Hell, isn't it?

11:07I thought you quit.

11:09I did.

11:11So, is my fiancé boring yours with his foot talk yet?

11:15No.

11:15But I think David's got his hands pretty full.

11:20Did I say David?

11:22Yeah.

11:22Jason.

11:23Of course.

11:25David's a friend.

11:26I was on the phone.

11:28Well, I guess we better go back in there.

11:31If Mom has anything else to surprise me with, can you please tell me?

11:34Deal.

11:34Good to see you.

11:37Oh, my sweetie.

11:38Oh, we're going to see our picture's taken.

11:40Oh, yes, we always gather together here.

11:44Hey, everybody, ready?

11:47Don't worry, I could show Jason his room.

11:49Well, honey, don't be silly.

11:51The inn is full.

11:53Besides, I don't expect you to have separate rooms.

11:59Just separate beds.

12:01Separate rooms.

12:02And if you need extra pillows or blankets, just ask me.

12:06That's okay, Mom.

12:06I think I know where everything is.

12:08Okay, well, you take it tonight, I'll take it tomorrow night.

12:11Whatever you want.

12:11Okay.

12:12I'm going to go get changed for bed.

12:14Okay.

12:14Sorry.

12:20Oh!

12:22Oh!

12:23Oh!

12:24Sorry.

12:25Um.

12:27No, I'm sorry.

12:28I thought you were still in the...

12:29Pajamas, please?

12:30Uh, no, I don't, uh...

12:32I don't wear...

12:34pajamas.

12:35I didn't bring it.

12:35Oh, okay.

12:36It's fine.

12:37Saved by dad.

12:37I'll buy some.

12:38Great.

12:46Daddy.

12:48Daddy.

12:48I plead not guilty.

12:50Sorry?

12:51What?

12:51Sorry?

12:52I came to ask you if Jason could borrow some pajamas.

12:55Oh, I don't have any.

12:57Your mother and I sleep in the rock.

12:59Ugh.

12:59Since when?

13:01Since Joy went off to college.

13:03We ran around naked for a week.

13:05We should have seen your mother.

13:05Oh, I don't, no, no.

13:06I don't need you.

13:07This guy, uh, this Jason, he treats you right, does he?

13:12Yeah.

13:12Yeah, of course.

13:13What?

13:15You love him?

13:17What?

13:17It's an easy question.

13:18Should be an easy answer.

13:20Dad, I'm marrying the guy.

13:21So?

13:22Do you love him?

13:25Yes, I do.

13:29Hey.

13:32Beatles are right after all.

13:35All you need is love.

13:36I just wanted to let you know that I walked into some tickets to class.

14:06And, um, I don't know, I thought maybe you might want to go, you know.

14:14Hey, um, call me.

14:31Morning.

14:32Morning, sweetheart.

14:33Where's Trish Young?

14:34Well, Trish has sold the hotel.

14:36Gil hasn't shown up yet.

14:38Why are they staying at a hotel when there's plenty of room here?

14:40Well, with Emma and the nanny, maybe they felt they'd be a bother.

14:45I don't even know why Trish has a nanny.

14:47I mean, come on.

14:48I felt like she's ever had a job.

14:50But it's nice that her husband can afford to give her whatever she wants.

14:54He's just never around.

14:56How about Jason?

14:56How much does he earn?

14:59Mom.

15:00Oh, sweetie, I just want to make sure that you're cared for.

15:04Oh, come on, Mom.

15:05It is the 21st century.

15:06You don't need to be cared for.

15:08You have her own jobs.

15:09Right, Hill?

15:10Actually, the newspaper I was working for shut down.

15:14Oh, honey, not again.

15:16Well, it's not my fault.

15:17Nobody reads newspapers anymore.

15:19Everything's on the internet.

15:20I know.

15:22Well, just in time.

15:23I want you to tell me if my yam casserole is sweet enough.

15:28Oh, I'm sorry.

15:29I'm not a fan.

15:31Yes, you are.

15:32You're such a joker.

15:33He's such a joker.

15:34He loves yams.

15:35Like I said, he loves yams.

15:36Yeah, I love it.

15:37Okay.

15:38Okay.

15:38I made that with Splenda instead of sugar.

15:48Maybe just a little more time here.

15:52This is really funny.

15:54He is.

15:55He really is.

15:56He's so funny.

15:57He's such a joker.

15:59Well, I just hope he's more serious when it comes to setting a wedding date.

16:03Please don't start.

16:04Honey, I'm sorry if I seem a little anxious.

16:09It's just that I have been deprived of planning the weddings for not one, but two of my daughters.

16:18Here we go.

16:18Can't you girls understand that a mother wants to plan her daughter's weddings?

16:25Oh, since you were babies, I've dreamed of this.

16:28And then to find out that Tricia eloped to an island.

16:32Well, what about Joy?

16:33Joy's engaged.

16:34Yes.

16:35Joy's engaged.

16:36Yeah, yeah.

16:36Yes, she is.

16:37And has been for two years.

16:39I will be six feet under by the time she sets a date.

16:45I'm sorry if I'm a little upset.

16:50But, but honey, it's come down to you.

16:54You're the only one I can count on.

16:56I'm, I'm, uh, December 21st.

16:59I'm, I'm, uh, December 21st.

17:02I didn't want to tell you.

17:03I wanted to, we were going to surprise you at dinner, but that's it.

17:07December 21st.

17:08You're getting married on December 21st?

17:11Yes.

17:12Oh, my God.

17:13It's kind of soon, but it's fabulous.

17:16Oh, my darling girl.

17:17Oh, this is fantastic.

17:20Oh, did you hear?

17:22I'm so happy.

17:24Well, okay, I have to book the community hall and, and call Gail's Greenery.

17:29I don't even know the number.

17:30We wanted something small.

17:32What are they doing out there?

17:43Well, your father got it in his head that he was going to deep fry the turkey this year.

17:48Once we get this baby boiling, you just rig the bird up to this line, just drop it in the oil, huh?

17:54Whatever you say.

17:55All right, let's fire this bad boy up.

17:57All right?

17:57Get that, would you?

17:58Yeah.

17:59Let me ask you something.

18:00Uh-huh.

18:00Do you ever, uh, represent a councilman or a politician or anything?

18:03No, but not personally.

18:05But you could, huh?

18:06Sure.

18:07Good to know.

18:08Good to know.

18:10Uh, wait, don't you want to wait until the oil heat's up?

18:14Come on, we're missing the gate.

18:16Besides, it's going to take half an hour for it to get boiling.

18:18Come on.

18:18Oh, God.

18:20Okay.

18:21So, it's me.

18:23No, things are not going well at all.

18:24I just told my mom that David and I are getting married in a month.

18:26You're marrying David now?

18:28That was quick.

18:28No, no, no.

18:29Me and Jason.

18:30I just, I blurted it out that we're getting married on December 21st.

18:33Wait, what?

18:34This, this is nuts.

18:35I'm putting you on speaker.

18:36Well, no, because what if Jason really did get cold feet and he's going to come back to me?

18:40Because I mean more than, more than Pittsburgh.

18:42And then the wedding's already planned, which is, which is actually not that crazy.

18:47No, it's crazy, Hill.

18:48It's super crazy.

18:49I know, that's crazy.

18:51What am I going to do?

18:52Look, I don't know.

18:53Surf's up.

18:54Greg's going to be here any minute.

18:55I got to go.

18:56What?

18:57Yeah, just, just listen to your heart.

18:59Just ride the wave.

19:01Just ride the wave.

19:03What?

19:03Surf's up.

19:04I don't want to go on there.

19:05Sophie.

19:06Sophie.

19:09You know, Roy, I think it's probably been 30 minutes.

19:12Should we go check on the pot?

19:14You know, I could use a little, you know, legal counsel.

19:20Oh, well, you're a counselman, right?

19:23I'm sure you have a great lawyer.

19:25He's a little too involved.

19:28You know what I mean.

19:29Anyway, what would be better than keeping it in the family?

19:33Hmm.

19:34All right, well, I guess I better go.

19:35Drop that bird in the oil.

19:37Oh, uh, you sure you don't need a hand with that?

19:39No, no, I got it, Kirby.

19:42Uh, ticklish.

19:46Hi.

19:48It's beeping.

19:50Um, Peter, can I have my foot back, man?

19:55Oh, of course.

19:57You're welcome.

19:58Okay.

19:58Anything important?

20:14Oh, no.

20:16No, nothing important.

20:24Oh.

20:28Oh, oh, uh.

20:44Roy?

20:46Oh.

20:48For the love of...

20:50Well, this isn't so bad, is it?

20:56Oh.

20:57Um, I asked for seltzer.

21:00This looks like tap water with cheese floating in it.

21:04Sorry, Mrs. Burns.

21:07I can see that your old boyfriend hasn't amounted to much.

21:11Hi.

21:12Hi.

21:13Sorry we're late.

21:14Hey.

21:14Hi.

21:15Where's Gil?

21:16Uh, the benefit that he was attending ran late,

21:20so now he's snowed in in New York.

21:23Well, that's too bad.

21:24I know.

21:25If you were here, he could have gotten us a table at the golf club.

21:28Then we wouldn't have to eat in this dump.

21:30Hey, it's not snowing in New York.

21:32Hmm.

21:33Oh.

21:33It's not.

21:34You know, Gilbert has a platinum membership to all the best clubs.

21:36Well, I'm not a big golf fan, so this place suits me just fine.

21:40This is fine.

21:45This is great.

21:45I...

21:46No?

21:47I thought you said that you met Jason at a charity golf tournament.

21:54That you were covering for that paper?

21:56That's right.

21:58Yeah.

21:58But I'm not a fan of the golf, but, you know, like a spectator.

22:04But I just play, but very, very badly.

22:06Very, very badly.

22:07That's why they gave you a car.

22:09Yeah.

22:10A Tesla, right?

22:11Yes.

22:12He won the car at the tournament.

22:13And you interviewed the winner.

22:15Look at me.

22:16Hmm.

22:17He forgets everything, right, honey?

22:18Crazy.

22:19Yeah.

22:19I think you're sandbagging, aren't you?

22:21No.

22:21I know it.

22:21I'm not a fan.

22:22Hola.

22:23Oh, thank God.

22:24My name is Paco, and I'll be your server this holiday evening.

22:27Would you like to hear about our specials?

22:29Ah, seguro.

22:31Okay, well, basically what we have is anything that's chicken, pollo, we switch that out for

22:36guajolote.

22:39Guajolote?

22:42Guajolote.

22:43That means turkey.

22:44And the turkey tacos are particularly delicious tonight.

22:48David?

22:49Yes?

22:51Hey!

22:52It's Julian!

22:53Hi, Julian!

22:54Hey!

22:55Hey there!

22:55Hi there!

22:57But my name is Jason.

22:59Jason?

23:00Jason is my name.

23:01No, it's not.

23:02Really?

23:03Yeah, it's Jason.

23:04But my...

23:05David is my middle name, so there's confusion sometimes.

23:09Okay.

23:10Alrighty.

23:11Well, anyway, it's been a while since we did that bus and truck tour pair together.

23:15Oh, God, you look good.

23:17Are you still in the biz?

23:18Yes.

23:20So what are you doing?

23:21Oh, you're looking at it.

23:22It's a nightmare, yeah.

23:23I had to move back in with my parents to get a more stable career going on.

23:26So here I am.

23:27All right, I hear you.

23:29Gracias.

23:30De nada.

23:30I'll be there.

23:31It never stops.

23:33Anyway, I'll be back in a minute to get your orders.

23:35Just word to the wise, don't get the Play-Dohs Francheros.

23:38I had them for breakfast.

23:38I feel like there's a knife in my colon.

23:40Happy Turkey Day, everyone.

23:41Olé!

23:42Hey!

23:47Jillian.

23:47So, Jason, David, what biz are you still in?

23:54Oh, I'm in the law.

23:57I do a little pro bono work.

24:01I'm a charity.

24:04And I represented a few theater companies a few years back.

24:09So, theater people are so crazy.

24:13And I do some salsa.

24:15Mm-hmm.

24:16He's a gimber.

24:17Mm.

24:18Mm.

24:20How could you forget?

24:21We went over that at least half a dozen times.

24:23I've never played golf before.

24:25It's not a part of my repertoire.

24:26And what was all that with the crazy waiter in the diner?

24:28We were in a production of hair eight years ago.

24:30How was I supposed to know we'd end up in...

24:32Where are we, anyway?

24:33Is everything okay?

24:35Yeah.

24:35As we were just talking about the mix-up of the diner.

24:39Oh, what mix-up?

24:41Well, I'm pooped.

24:42Oh, I'm pooped, too.

24:43It's not every day that we blow up a turkey around here.

24:47You know, dinner was actually kind of fun, and the Mexican food wasn't half bad.

24:51Oh, that's good.

24:52Not as good as your turkey dinner would have been.

24:54Wasn't even close.

24:56You know, if Hillary doesn't take me to the curb, maybe I'll be lucky enough to try it next year.

25:02Well, you know, I didn't want to deep-fry that turkey in the first place.

25:06But when Roy gets an idea stuck in his head...

25:09But we've got stuffing, three pies, and my yam casserole, which is always better on the second day anyway.

25:17Mm-hmm, that is so true.

25:19You know, it's getting late.

25:21So you go to bed, get a good night's sleep, and we'll see you in the morning, okay?

25:26Yeah, good night.

25:29Your turn to sleep on the cot.

25:30I'm sorry.

25:36No.

25:37No, it was me.

25:40I dropped the ball.

25:42And I just, I don't know why you're doing this.

25:44I mean, I know you want the tickets, but there's got to be an easier way to get to Mexico.

25:50Playa del Carmen.

25:51It's where I met my girlfriend.

25:56Or rather, my ex-girlfriend.

25:59I guess I thought that if I took her back to the resort where we met,

26:03and, I don't know, it might read Night the Spark or something.

26:09But I didn't have enough money for the ticket, so...

26:12Well, I'm sure it'll work.

26:15I hope so.

26:16I mean, she's kind of dating this other guy, right now.

26:23But who does she call every time they break up?

26:26Me.

26:27So, obviously.

26:29She, deep down, she really doesn't want to be with him.

26:33Oh.

26:34So you're the get-back guy.

26:37What?

26:38What, man?

26:41The get-back guy?

26:43You know, the guy she calls to get back at her ex.

26:46No, I'm not that guy. He's that guy.

26:48Well, when you met her, was she seeing him?

26:49No, they're just broken up.

26:51See?

26:53No, no, no. It's not like that.

26:55No, they broke up.

26:56Uh-huh.

26:57And then we met.

26:58And then we were, you know, together.

27:01Like a couple.

27:02For how long?

27:04For five weeks.

27:09And then she went back to him.

27:11Yeah, but she keeps calling me.

27:12All right.

27:14It may look like I'm the get-back guy.

27:17But I know that all she needs to do is get away from that hold he has on her.

27:24And then she can realize that what she really wants is me.

27:29Okay.

27:30Trust me.

27:32I know.

27:33She's materialistic and sentimental.

27:36So this could work.

27:38Maybe.

27:39I mean, the...

27:39The ticket.

27:41Are you hungry?

27:44You know, I was bummed when the post closed down.

27:50That was my Sunday morning read.

27:51I love that funky rag.

27:52I know.

27:54The end of an era.

27:55So are you going to find another gay reporting or something?

27:58I don't know.

27:59I mean, the only reason why I got that job was because my friend Sophie worked there and I needed it.

28:03And I thought I'm very good at it.

28:05You wrote that article a few weeks back about the animal shelter, right?

28:10Yeah, I know what I mean.

28:11Well, you must have some talent.

28:13I mean, it's thanks to you that I am now the proud owner of the same dog you were hugging in that photo.

28:18You rescued Skittles from the animal shelter because of what I wrote?

28:22Yeah.

28:23Only his name's Whiskey now.

28:25Yeah.

28:25I'm going to miss the post.

28:27Oh.

28:28I mean, I get all the news I can handle online.

28:31But I want to hold something, you know?

28:34Not just my laptop, but an actual newspaper.

28:37Yeah, I love print.

28:38Who says print is dead?

28:39Let's start a revolution.

28:40Be my friend.

28:43Nice.

28:45What about you?

28:46This and that cell phone gig are the only paying jobs I've had in a while.

28:50Hmm.

28:53Look at the pair of us.

28:54Jumped, unemployed, and eating sugar and carbs at midnight.

28:57Right.

29:02Oh, boys.

29:03Where do you go?

29:08We should take this upstairs.

29:10Great idea.

29:11Only two more days to go.

29:13Lilo.

29:14Just go with it.

29:16I think we can totally get through this.

29:18Now, let's not pressure Lilo.

29:20Let's get out of here and go sightseeing or something.

29:22I'm planning.

29:22Wow.

29:29No.

29:30Oh, sorry.

29:31Oh, you startled me.

29:33It's beautiful.

29:35Oh, well, it will be.

29:37You do this all yourself?

29:38Every year.

29:39Um, can I help you at all?

29:41No.

29:42Oh.

29:42I'm sorry.

29:47Uh, okay.

29:49There is a wreath over there that I had designed for the mantle.

29:53Yes.

29:54Here?

29:54Pick it up very carefully, and it belongs right on the mantle in the center.

29:59Okay?

30:00Watch yourself on that ladder.

30:01Oh, I got it.

30:05Thank you, Jason.

30:07Don't worry about it.

30:08It's a little crooked.

30:10There.

30:10No, I mean, thank you for Thanksgiving, and for being such a good sport today, and thank

30:21you for loving my daughter.

30:26She loves you very much, you know.

30:31I can see it in her face.

30:34Well, I love her, too, Mrs. Burns.

30:40Oh, call me Meredith.

30:43Please.

30:44Or, or Mom, if you like.

30:52Listen, uh, can I give you a hand with anything else, or?

30:55After 20-some years, I've got it down to a science.

30:59All right.

30:59I'll, um, head up to bed, then.

31:06Good night, Jason.

31:13Good night.

31:16Good night, Mom.

31:17Hey, Hilary.

31:30Yeah?

31:31You see this?

31:32Oh, yeah.

31:33My mom does this every year after Thanksgiving.

31:35It's her tradition.

31:36When we were little, we used to think it was elves or something.

31:38It's just the two I was looking for.

31:53I know you're only here for a few more days, but we have to find the perfect wedding dress

31:58and pick the china and the linens and the cake.

32:03Oh, I think you should go, hon.

32:05I mean, go with it.

32:07Isn't that what brides are supposed to do?

32:09Go dress shopping with their mothers?

32:11Yes, of course.

32:12Yeah.

32:12But you really think it's a good idea to go shopping on Black Friday?

32:16Let's go shopping!

32:18Let's go shopping!

32:19Come on, look.

32:32Oh, it's beautiful.

32:37Here, hold my purse.

32:39Thanks.

32:41Here, okay, thanks.

32:47Are you almost ready?

32:49Oh!

32:53Hilary, it looks beautiful.

32:56Yeah?

32:56Oh, honey, you look beautiful.

32:58You're pretty.

32:59Thank you very much.

33:02Oh, darling, I love you.

33:04Yeah?

33:04Yeah.

33:09So what's going on with you and Jason?

33:12Nothing.

33:13My point exactly.

33:15We're two young lovebirds.

33:17I don't see much affection.

33:21No kiss.

33:22No hug.

33:22Mom, he's just not a touchy-feely guy.

33:24Don't worry about it.

33:25Well, I just want to be able to see your marriage succeed, you know.

33:29Most marriages fall apart first in the bedroom.

33:35You know, your father and I make love three times a week.

33:38Ah, my ears are bleeding.

33:39Jason's a good catch.

33:42A little odd and nervous, I guess, but I like him.

33:46He's good for you.

33:54Pretty.

33:55Oh!

33:57Pretty.

33:58Oh!

33:59Is she getting married?

34:00Well, yes, of course.

34:01I'm not.

34:02Oh.

34:03My therapist says that I should visualize what I want and it will manifest itself.

34:07Well, that sounds like, um, a very good strategy.

34:12I want that dress.

34:13I'll take it.

34:14That's beautiful.

34:18Nice.

34:19Oh, ma'am.

34:20Ma'am, that is my fiancé's dress.

34:22I saw it first and it's mine.

34:24Okay, can I have it, please?

34:25No.

34:25Look, of your way.

34:26Pretty!

34:27Oh, my God.

34:29Who dressed my bride?

34:38Just between you and I, how would you advise a client to proceed if it was discovered that,

34:42let's say he was, uh, getting money for selling, I don't know, votes.

34:47I would probably advise that person to stop talking about it and definitely not tell any longer.

34:51I'm not kidding.

34:52I'm not kidding.

34:53I'm not kidding.

34:54I'm not kidding.

34:55I'm not kidding.

34:56Hey, so what do you like better, cups or mugs?

34:58I don't know.

34:59I think, I think we get better use out of mugs.

35:01What do you think?

35:02Table setting for eight or twelve?

35:04Hillary, can I talk you outside for a minute?

35:06Yeah.

35:06Okay.

35:10What, what, what?

35:11You do realize that we're not actually getting married, right?

35:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:18Yeah.

35:19But what if Jason actually did get cold feet?

35:22I mean, a lot of people think they want to move to Pittsburgh and then, and then they change

35:25their mind.

35:26Hey, look sharp, kid.

35:28There is someone here to see you.

35:35Oh, Father Macy, what are you doing here?

35:38Well, sweetie, your wedding is in less than a month.

35:40You really should have met with Father Macy weeks ago, so I invited him over.

35:45Oh, hi.

35:46Oh.

35:48Hello, I'm Father Macy.

35:49Hi, Father.

35:51Jason.

35:52So, is there somewhere we could go and talk?

35:55Well, it's a beautiful day.

35:56Why don't you take a walk?

35:57Perfect.

35:58So, Jason, you're going to marry Hillary.

36:02That's what they keep telling me.

36:03I would like to make sure that you're both headed on the same path.

36:06That you share the same ideals and beliefs, for if not, the marriage could suffer.

36:12So, Jason, tell me, which church were you raised in?

36:16Well, I didn't actually go to church.

36:20No worries.

36:20Are you Roman Catholic?

36:22No.

36:23Protestant?

36:24Mm-hmm.

36:24LDS?

36:25Jewish.

36:27Jewish.

36:29Well, I see.

36:31I'm sure you understand, then, that I would not be able to perform in the ceremony.

36:35No, we talked about this, and Jason has no problem with converting.

36:39Actually, I...

36:40Oh, I have a wonderful idea.

36:43We could have Jason baptized at the same time as Emma.

36:46Oh, I don't...

36:47No, Trish, I don't...

36:48Yeah, that could...

36:50Wow.

36:51Oh, no way.

36:52No way I'm getting baptized.

36:53Come on.

36:54It's just a formality.

36:55It's not that big a deal.

36:56I'm Jewish.

36:57You're not that Jewish.

36:59What are you even talking about?

37:00My grandma, Turtletop, would roll in her grave if she knew I was doing this.

37:04My mom will be so disappointed if we don't have a wedding at her church.

37:07What wedding, Hillary?

37:09We're not really getting married.

37:10Just quiet.

37:11Shh.

37:14Oh, my God.

37:15I'm so sorry.

37:18This is so stupid.

37:20You're right.

37:21This is so stupid.

37:22What am I doing?

37:22This is so stupid.

37:23I mean, here I am, trying to do everything to make my mother happy.

37:28And for what?

37:29To set her up for my greatest disappointment ever.

37:33That's so foolish to think Jason is actually coming back.

37:35He's not coming back.

37:36I mean, he's in Pittsburgh.

37:37He's happy to be rid of me.

37:46Here.

37:49Just give the voucher numbers to the airline for your tickets.

37:53Take them.

37:57You earn them.

37:58But the...

38:00The weekend's not even over yet.

38:02Please.

38:03I couldn't expect you to stay when the crap hits the fan.

38:06I mean, God knows you've been thrown up already.

38:10Yeah.

38:12So, uh, this is it.

38:15Engagement's off?

38:16Yes.

38:17Yeah.

38:18Engagement's off.

38:19Is there a train or something I should catch?

38:30Yeah.

38:32Um, you missed the 5.30, but I think there's an 11.30.

38:36Well, that's...

38:37That's better.

38:38I should probably wait to leave until after everyone's gone to bed.

38:41So...

38:42Thanks.

38:43Sure.

38:44Sure.

38:49Well, that was, uh, fun.

38:59Right?

39:00Yeah.

39:01Good luck with, uh, everything.

39:05Hope you find a spark in Mexico.

39:08Thanks.

39:08Uh...

39:09Hey, sis.

39:38I'll call you tomorrow.

39:43Joy, is that the waiter from the diner?

39:45Yeah.

39:46Stu and I dated for a couple months before Mom set me up with the footman.

39:50She thought Stu wasn't good enough, so...

39:53She worked her magic, and the next thing I knew, Stu was out of the picture, and I was

39:58engaged to Pete the podiatrist.

40:01Is that why you haven't set a date?

40:03Mm.

40:03Oh.

40:05Don't get me wrong.

40:06Pete's a good man.

40:08A little weird.

40:09But...

40:10Good guy.

40:12I just don't love him.

40:16Not like I love Stu.

40:18What's really going on with you and Jason?

40:23Jason dumped me a week ago.

40:24So I hired an actor named David to play my fiancée for the weekend.

40:33You what?

40:35Wait.

40:36Wait.

40:38Okay.

40:39So...

40:39Where did Jason or David go?

40:43Left.

40:45Just...

40:46I don't know.

40:49It's...

40:49Left.

40:50It's...

40:50I don't know.

40:52Oh, wow.

40:55But...

40:55You like him.

40:57David, you like David.

40:58I...

40:58What?

40:59I don't like David.

41:00I don't even know David.

41:01It's crazy.

41:02I like David.

41:04I'm fine.

41:04Yes.

41:05There's something I have to tell you.

41:07About Jason.

41:10He dumped me.

41:11I am well aware of what's going on.

41:14You are?

41:14Yes, I saw him leaving last night.

41:17Oh, that's just part of it.

41:19That's not...

41:20Hilary Jean, I have to say this.

41:22Sweetheart.

41:23When are you going to get serious?

41:26You are not a spring chicken anymore.

41:2830 is in the rearview mirror.

41:31And you have nothing to show for it.

41:33No career, no direction, and now I guess no Jason.

41:37Guess again?

41:38I'm sitting in his car.

41:40I thought I'd invite him in.

41:42Long story to tell you what.

41:43They're still on.

41:44They're still on.

41:46Just so everyone knows, for the record, none of this is Hillary's fault.

41:50Oh, no.

41:51Okay.

41:52So, um, aren't you two going to kiss and make up?

41:55No.

41:56Go on.

41:57Come on.

41:59Okay.

42:00Okay.

42:01Okay.

42:02Okay.

42:03Okay.

42:04Okay.

42:05Okay.

42:06Okay.

42:07Okay.

42:08Okay.

42:09Okay.

42:10Okay.

42:11Okay.

42:12Okay.

42:13Okay.

42:18Should I call Father Macie?

42:20I don't know.

42:22I don't know.

42:23No.

42:23No, that's fine.

42:24Call him.

42:25Call him.

42:26Call him.

42:27I gotta, I should go unpack.

42:30a pack. Told ya. Thank you. Hey, we had a deal, right? So, is your, is your ex or whatever,

42:51is she going to Mexico? Yep. Well, that's nice. You guys should have a good time. I don't know

42:58about me, but I'm sure she and Peggy will have a great time. What do you mean? She thought

43:05I was giving her the tickets. Oh, how? She was just using me. It's the story of my life.

43:11Always the get-back guy, never just the guy. You know, don't give her those tickets. Hi,

43:19Liz. So, do you have the tickets? Yeah, about that. You know, when I told you about these

43:26tickets, I was kind of hoping that you and I would go and have a really nice day. Oh,

43:29my God. Wait till Matt finds out that I'm going to Mexico. Right. Can we not talk about Matt,

43:35baby? Oh, my God. This is going to be so good. Hey, hi. Hi. Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm late. I had

43:43to meet the caterers. I had to wear dress fitting. I'm sorry. And you are, you are? Lindsay. Lindsay?

43:54Lindsay. Lindsay, David told me all about you and Playa del Carmen. God, I guess I'm lucky he's not

44:01into party girls, huh? Did you send her an invite to our wedding? Wedding? You didn't send her an

44:07invite? It happened so fast, though. That's right. It was just boom, like that. Love at first sight.

44:14I didn't send her an invite, too. Awesome. Thank you. David, can I just have the tickets,

44:19please? David, that's actually why I'm here. I have to admit, when he first told me about

44:25your thing in Mexico, I was jealous. I was. In the heat of the moment, I told him to give

44:31the vouchers away, right? Because it's not like we can have a honeymoon where he met some

44:34girl. But then, I woke up this morning and I was like, no. You know what? The past is the

44:41past. The heck with it. I mean, he's marrying me, not you. So, I went online, I traded in

44:46the vouchers, and surprise! Honey, wouldn't buy it a garment! You didn't! I did! Oh, come here.

44:51Bye, Lindsay.

44:55Bye, Lindsay.

44:57Bye, Lindsay.

45:19Angels, we had heard on high. Sweetly singing.

45:23High, sweetly singing of the plains

45:29Gloria in excelsis Deo

45:53Oh, that was wonderful. Honey, I haven't heard you sing for so long. And the two of you together. Just beautiful. Just beautiful.

46:15Jason. Jason. What are you doing here?

46:23I wanted to see you. Who is it, honey? Oh. Mom. Dad. Everybody. This is Jason. Happy holidays, everybody.

46:40Mom. Mom. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, but I didn't want to disappoint you.

46:50So you bring a total stranger into my house. I would never, ever have believed that you would be capable of doing something so despicable.

46:58What were you thinking?

47:00Peter and I are breaking up.

47:01I'm sorry, dude.

47:17Is there any chance you might still be a lawyer?

47:19No. Hillary, can we talk?

47:26I'm so sorry about David. I don't know. I think I might have lost my mind. I'm so confused. I don't know anything.

47:32I don't understand.

47:32You do? Because I don't...

47:37People do crazy things when their hearts have been broken.

47:40Besides, harboring grudges is no way for us to start a future together.

47:44A future? You said I was a mistake. And I don't know if I want to move to Pittsburgh.

47:51There is no Pittsburgh.

47:54Sharpell gave the promotion to his idiot nephew.

47:57But none of that matters anymore because now we can be together.

48:14David? What are you doing?

48:17Well, actually, I was just going to go talk to Hillary.

48:18I think that's a bad idea. In fact, I'm very surprised to see that you're still here.

48:24Weren't you the one that was paid to fill Jason's shoes?

48:27And now that Jason is here, I really don't think there's any reason for you to stay.

48:33Well, I...

48:33Don't. Don't hurt Hillary's chances.

48:36Okay.

48:38No, no, no. You know what?

48:40You may think that Jason is the perfect son-in-law, but he's not.

48:44He walked out on Hillary.

48:46Hillary, she's the one who's perfect. She's kind, and she's beautiful, and she's a gifted writer.

48:52Have you ever even read one of her articles?

48:55She can talk to this whole thing just because she's terrified of disappointing you.

49:02All she wants is to keep you happy.

49:08And Meredith, I'm sorry that I deceived you.

49:12I truly am very sorry.

49:15And it's fine if you think that Jason will make her happy,

49:18but have you ever asked Hillary what will make her happy?

49:23Have you?

49:24Kiss me.

49:42What?

49:43Kiss me.

49:44I really have to get this done.

49:45Kiss me like...

49:46Like the future Mrs. King.

49:47Kiss me like you love me.

49:48Hillary, I really don't think your parents asked the place for this.

49:51You two love me, right?

49:52Go for King.

49:58Bill's going to be fine.

50:00Gary will get him to me.

50:06I have a question.

50:08Does, um, Jason, the real Jason, not the fake Jason,

50:14does he have any other talents besides being a good lawyer?

50:18What do you mean?

50:19Can you make a turkey?

50:21Maybe play a tune?

50:23Jason?

50:25I don't think so.

50:28Would he make you sing like you did earlier tonight?

50:35You know, I know it doesn't seem like it,

50:38but your mother really just wants you to be happy.

50:40Maybe it's time you told her what you want.

50:45If you know what you want.

50:47Mom.

50:49Oh, Hillary.

50:52I'm so sorry, honey.

50:55You sent all these beautiful articles,

50:57and I'm sorry I didn't read them.

51:01You've always been a gifted writer.

51:03And all of those wonderful things that David yelled at me.

51:08Do you love Jason?

51:12Not, not, I mean, you know, the real Jason.

51:14Oh, I know you mean.

51:20No.

51:20I think I hate him.

51:27Me too.

51:31Do you love David?

51:32David.

51:37He did.

51:38I've got to buy you a car.

52:00Thanks.

52:02I have four copies right there.

52:05What?

52:06You say my car?

52:08Hillary, what?

52:09Are you...

52:10Where are you going?

52:30I'll call you a cab.

52:38Hi.

52:40How did you...

52:41I borrowed Jason's car.

52:45You and Jason?

52:47Nope.

52:48Jason is a total jerk, you're right.

52:50And a big mistake.

52:52Huge mistake.

52:55Huge mistake.

52:57Okay.

52:59You're here now.

53:00What does that make me?

53:08Not a mistake.

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