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00:21:39Is 2% okay?
00:22:00We're out of skim.
00:22:01Uh, yeah, that's okay.
00:22:09Here you go.
00:22:14Small chai.
00:22:15Anything else?
00:22:16Uh, no.
00:22:16Thanks.
00:22:17Okay, $2.25.
00:22:19Sorry.
00:22:20It's okay.
00:22:22Thanks.
00:22:23Thanks a lot.
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00:25:35I'm sorry.
00:26:02Oh my God.
00:26:04Oh my.
00:26:05Oh my God.
00:26:09You okay?
00:26:12God.
00:26:33God's heart.
00:26:37God's heart.
00:26:39God's heart.
00:26:42God's heart.
00:34:43I think he's got him.
00:34:44I think he's got him.
00:34:45Yeah, he's got him.
00:34:46I can't say.
00:34:47He's got him.
00:34:48What the hell is he doing?
00:34:49Here, close him out.
00:34:50Make sure he'll grab the tail.
00:34:51That's what I'm trying to do.
00:34:52What the fuck is this?
00:34:53I got him.
00:35:01You like this, Rick?
00:35:02I got him.
00:35:03I got the whole block.
00:35:04It's kind of gay.
00:35:05Kind of gay.
00:35:06I'm kind of gay.
00:35:07I'm kind of gay.
00:35:12Yeah.
00:35:13I don't know.
00:35:15I don't know.
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:25I don't know.
00:35:27I don't know.
00:35:28yeah I don't know small chai with low fat right yeah uh with skim if you have it
00:35:39sure if you have it so what are you even up to lately nothing how about you
00:35:46same old shit yeah anything else uh did you have any bagels oh no sorry we usually run
00:35:55out of bagels by like 10. I have muffins though no thanks do you know if Jodi Lee still lives around
00:36:02here yeah she does she owns that gallery out on Ackerley yeah do you know her I feel so bad for
00:36:11her did you know her daughter no did you read about it yeah a little crazy so sad
00:36:20anyway oh okay thanks
00:36:24hey stranger oh hey oh so this is where you live I that's not where I let you off oh yeah I
00:36:37got a little confused 40 50 that's uh I didn't think anybody uh lived here yeah there's a family
00:36:44that lives here and I stayed with them oh is that the the weisses no the gym lock
00:36:50oh I don't know them and they live off island part of the time oh do they do they need their
00:36:57countertops done I've done almost every uh kitchen on this road um maybe I could come have a look
00:37:01I don't know I'm not the right person to ask
00:37:04uh well maybe when they're around I could come over and have a look sure
00:37:09will they be back later today I don't know it's because they're really private but um maybe I
00:37:15could tell them that you can buy what's your last name Engel Darren Darren Engel they'll probably know
00:37:20about me I'm doing a house over near town over by the lawn farm cool yeah maybe you could stop by
00:37:28some time we could have some coffee okay all right so uh I'll uh I'll see you around yeah
00:37:35all right
00:37:58all right
00:38:06all right
00:38:08all right
00:38:10all right
00:38:11all right
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00:38:26all right
00:38:58That's you, and that's your mom, that's your dad, and that's you and your brothers, and your sister, and that's your puppy.
00:39:28You're just hanging out outside, and this is your second grade class, and that's you, and that's your friend, your best friend.
00:39:42And you're right next to each other.
00:39:47Mm-hmm.
00:39:47Yeah, and you're next to the teacher because you're bad.
00:39:51And you, your sister, all your sister's friends who are annoying.
00:39:58And you're your mom, and you, and your mom's friend, and your mom's friend's son.
00:40:13This is the love of your life.
00:40:26Man, oh man.
00:40:29Love turn.
00:40:30This is creepy.
00:40:42This is creepy.
00:41:42Oh, my God.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:42Oh, my God.
00:43:12Oh, my God.
00:43:42Oh, my God.
00:44:12Oh, my God.
00:44:42Oh, my God.
00:45:12Oh, my God.
00:45:42Oh, my God.
00:45:43Oh, my God.
00:45:44Oh, my God.
00:46:12Oh, my God.
00:46:13Oh, my God.
00:46:14Oh, my God.
00:46:16Oh, my God.
00:46:18Oh, my God.
00:46:19Oh, my God.
00:46:20Oh, my God.
00:46:22Oh, my God.
00:46:24Oh, my God.
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:46:27Oh, my God.
00:46:32Better? A little more fancy for me.
00:47:02No way, right? No? Okay. This you can wear in a lot of different ways. Maybe like this. What do you think?
00:47:32What do you think?
00:47:42What do you think?
00:47:52What do you think?
00:48:02What do you think?
00:48:12What do you think?
00:48:32And I'm not really thinking of anything coming along in terms of a career change or continuing on playing football.
00:48:40But out of the blue all of a sudden one day this letter comes in the mail and on the upper left hand corner it says NFL.
00:48:48So I open it up and inside it's an invite to a combine. Do you know what a combine is?
00:48:54Okay. It's kind of like this testing platform for collegiate athletes.
00:48:58It allows them to display their athletic abilities and a lot of coaches show up.
00:49:04It's a really big deal.
00:49:06And, you know, you get based tested, you know, based on like your 40 yard time and your bench press and like a bunch of other things.
00:49:13And so they invited me.
00:49:15And so I'm feeling pretty high on my horse and I'm thinking, you know, maybe I should do this.
00:49:20But then I pause for a moment and I put myself in the shoes of, you know, these NFL players and three years into it, these athletes that are at the top of their game that the pinnacle of their athletic ability are getting, you know, blown out knees and fracturing bones and losing their ability to play.
00:49:43But not only that, but they're turning into, you know, persons that just can't do anything on or off the field.
00:49:52They're they're bedridden and they can't walk five feet without cringing, doubling over in pain.
00:49:58That's like that's for the rest of their lives.
00:50:00And so I'm thinking about this and I'm thinking, you know, I really don't want that.
00:50:04It doesn't make any sense to me.
00:50:06I mean, yeah, I've been invited to this thing, but, you know, that's not what I'm all about.
00:50:11That's not that's not what makes me me.
00:50:14And so I think to myself, I can do other things.
00:50:19You know, it's a big fork in the road.
00:50:21And I decided, you know, I can put my my my collegiate my collegiate athleticism in the past and my playing career.
00:50:31And I can be fine with that and I can do something completely different.
00:50:34And so that's that's basically what I want to do.
00:50:38I just I just want to raise a family, be able to show my kid how to play sports and, you know, run with them and yeah, be a dad.
00:50:48So that's kind of, yeah, that's what I'm happy doing.
00:50:57I just want to be doing so.
00:51:00Hmm.
00:51:05Hmm.
00:51:39How about a little nightcap for you, Frank?
00:52:00Just a little bit.
00:52:09How about a little nightcap?
00:52:39How about a little nightcap?
00:53:09How about a little nightcap?
00:53:39How about a little nightcap?
00:53:41How about a little nightcap?
00:53:43How about a little nightcap?
00:53:45How about a little nightcap?
00:53:51How about a little nightcap?
00:53:53How about a little nightcap?
00:53:55How about a little nightcap?
00:54:01How about a little nightcap?
00:54:03How about a little nightcap?
00:54:05How about a little nightcap?
00:54:13How about a little nightcap?
00:54:15How about a little nightcap?
00:54:47Good morning, sunshine.
00:55:17Hello?
00:55:21Hi.
00:55:22Hi, Bob.
00:55:23How are you?
00:55:24It's going good.
00:55:26It's going, yeah, it's going good.
00:55:30Wednesday, I did stop.
00:55:35I ran the, ran the faucets.
00:55:39I ran all the faucets on Wednesday.
00:55:46Oh, Thursday.
00:55:48Friday.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:52Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
00:55:57On Thursday, I ran the washer on a low cycle using cold water.
00:56:01All right.
00:56:02Yep.
00:56:04Just one time.
00:56:07Okay.
00:56:08You know, maybe I did it on Friday.
00:56:10I wasn't thinking about the day when I told you that I did that.
00:56:14But I will look at the Bible and I will do what it says.
00:56:21Oh, he's good.
00:56:22He's good.
00:56:23But he's doing this thing where he...
00:56:25Oh, hello?
00:56:26Bob?
00:56:27Oh, okay.
00:56:28Yeah.
00:56:29All right.
00:56:30I'll see you on Sunday.
00:56:31I'll see you on Sunday.
00:57:01Just so you know, we refilled the lorazepam.
00:57:28And I want to remind you that this medication is only taken as needed.
00:57:33So don't you be taking any yourself, young lady.
00:57:36Okay, I won't.
00:57:37But if you do, give me a call.
00:57:44Hey, how's it going?
00:57:47What can I get you?
00:57:48Um, I'll have a small chai with nonfat or 2%.
00:57:53We only have whole.
00:57:55Okay.
00:57:58Whole's fine.
00:57:58So how are you?
00:58:07It's 2.25.
00:58:09Oh.
00:58:10Um.
00:58:12Okay.
00:58:13Okay.
00:58:13I'll see you on the next one.
00:58:27I'll see you on the next one.
00:58:30Okay.
00:59:37You like that, Frank?
00:59:42Why?
00:59:46You think I'm pretty?
00:59:52You want to see a little more?
00:59:54I don't tell you, buddy.
00:59:59I don't know.
01:00:29Yeah.
01:00:30I like that, because I think you're really pretty.
01:00:48Yeah.
01:00:49I think you're really fucking sexy.
01:00:55Don't worry.
01:00:58I won't tell anyone.
01:01:02I don't know.
01:01:08I don't know.
01:01:10I don't know.
01:01:12I'm going to watch you.
01:01:32Yeah.
01:01:42Do you want to watch me?
01:01:57You are a little slut.
01:02:02No, you're not a slut.
01:02:05You're a good girl.
01:02:08You're a good, slutty, sexy girl.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:22You're a good girl.
01:02:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:02:36Pussy.
01:02:37Oh, dick.
01:02:38Ah, cunt.
01:02:39Cunt.
01:02:40Cunt.
01:02:41Cunt.
01:02:42Pussy.
01:02:43Dick.
01:02:44Cunt.
01:02:45Cunt.
01:02:46Cunt.
01:02:47Cock, pussy, dick, cunt. Cock, pussy, dick, cunt. Cock, pussy, dick, cunt.
01:03:17Cock, pussy, dick, cunt.efong.
01:03:28Mm-hmm.
01:03:34Mm-hmm.
01:03:58Justin!
01:04:08Justin!
01:04:20Door's busted.
01:04:24Should I be worried about that?
01:04:28I can fix it for you.
01:04:32Got any beer?
01:04:34Uh, no.
01:04:36We have...
01:04:38Kahlua?
01:04:40I'll take it.
01:04:58So I looked at your countertops.
01:05:08Laminate.
01:05:10Thought this house could do better.
01:05:14It seems to work fine to me.
01:05:20So you're looking after the old man.
01:05:24Where's he?
01:05:26He's sleeping.
01:05:28It's nighttime.
01:05:30I want to see him.
01:05:34Where is he?
01:05:36Is he over here?
01:05:38No.
01:05:40Is he over here?
01:05:42Nope.
01:05:44Oh, man, that's freaky.
01:05:46I guess I'm kind of getting used to it.
01:05:48Can I touch him?
01:05:50I don't know, can you?
01:05:52You got a pretty lady here, stud.
01:05:54I'm not so sure I'd be falling asleep if I had such a beautiful woman next door to me.
01:05:58Alright, you done.
01:06:00He has to rest.
01:06:02So...
01:06:04Come here.
01:06:06No, I don't.
01:06:07You come here.
01:06:08I don't...
01:06:09I don't...
01:06:11I don't...
01:06:12All right, are you done?
01:06:14He has to rest, so.
01:06:21Come here.
01:06:21No, you come here, I don't want to.
01:06:29Okay, all right, you gotta go.
01:06:32Why?
01:06:33Because I have to go to bed.
01:06:35Time's up, buddy.
01:06:36I haven't finished my drink.
01:06:38Well, I'm sure you can find another drink.
01:06:40That's kind of rude.
01:06:41You'd invite me in and then you'd kick me out?
01:06:43Yeah, well, that's the way it goes.
01:06:47You're such a fucking tease.
01:06:50I'd like you to get the hell out.
01:06:54OK, OK, OK, I'm finishing my drink.
01:07:08You're drinking whiskey?
01:07:09Yeah, get out.
01:07:11Get out.
01:07:13OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
01:07:15Jeez, listen.
01:07:17When do I get to see you?
01:07:18I don't know, Darren.
01:07:19We'll talk later.
01:07:20Go.
01:07:24You're pretty.
01:07:25Go!
01:07:26OK, I'll go.
01:07:29I'm sorry, Frank.
01:07:32Let's get you to bed.
01:07:33You're 서kkeya.
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:36No.
01:07:38Nope.
01:07:39No.
01:07:40Nope.
01:07:44Nope.
01:07:45Nope.
01:07:46Nope.
01:07:47Nope.
01:07:48Nope.
01:07:51Nope.
01:07:52Nope.
01:07:52Nope.
01:07:53Nope.
01:09:27She had shoulder surgery last month, but she's okay now.
01:09:34My brother had to drive her around.
01:09:36I just had surgery myself.
01:09:37They put a plastic tube in my eye, so I know how recovery time can be.
01:09:45So where's the house?
01:09:53It's on Adobe Road.
01:09:56It's like eight miles from the town.
01:10:00Do you know where that is?
01:10:01Mm-hmm.
01:10:04It's nice.
01:10:06It's nice.
01:10:09It's quiet.
01:10:12And when will you be going back to school?
01:10:15I don't know.
01:10:17I mean, I'm going back to school.
01:10:18I just don't know when, so...
01:10:22I guess I'll just have to wait and see.
01:10:28Well, I'm sorry.
01:10:32I don't have more to offer you.
01:10:37I can make some pasta.
01:10:38No, I have to get back to the house.
01:10:41The family's coming back home, and I have to clean everything up.
01:10:43Yeah, well, that's how you girls are.
01:10:50Do you think it would be okay if I could go upstairs?
01:10:57Yeah, sure.
01:10:58Of course.
01:11:01It's still a mess up there.
01:11:05Like it always was.
01:11:09You know where it is.
01:11:13You know what?
01:11:37Okay, thanks.
01:11:42There you go.
01:12:13Thanks.
01:12:17Jocelyn.
01:12:21You know, it's going to be pretty nasty out this week.
01:12:26Why don't you take a raincoat?
01:12:28No, it's okay.
01:12:29No, really.
01:12:34Here, try it out.
01:12:41Yeah.
01:12:44You know, I'm really glad you came by.
01:12:48I hadn't heard from you, and I wondered what happened to you.
01:13:04Did you know she was feeling that way?
01:13:06I'm really glad you came by.
01:13:16You're a fucking drunk bitch.
01:13:32You think you're pretty?
01:13:33You think you're pretty?
01:13:35Fuck you!
01:13:37Fuck you!
01:13:40Fuck.
01:13:41Stay the fuck away from Barry.
01:13:44Fuck you!
01:13:45Just fall.
01:13:46Why did you leave me on the bus?
01:13:47Just fall.
01:13:48I don't know.
01:14:15Fuck!
01:14:40Fuck!
01:14:45Fuck!
01:14:56Fuck!
01:14:59Fuck!
01:15:07Fuck!
01:15:11Did you lock the door?
01:15:41Hello?
01:16:11Hello?
01:16:18Hello?
01:16:25Hello?
01:16:32Hello?
01:16:39Hello?
01:16:46Hello?
01:16:51Hey!
01:16:52You motherfucker!
01:16:53Look at me!
01:16:58I know you've been fucking with me!
01:17:05You hear me?
01:17:07Hey!
01:17:08Wake up, asshole!
01:17:09I know you've been fucking with me!
01:17:11Fuck you!
01:17:12Stop watching me!
01:17:13Stop watching me!
01:17:18Stop watching me!
01:17:25Stop watching me!
01:17:27Stop watching me!
01:17:36Stop watching me!
01:17:42I'll see you!
01:19:15Here it goes.
01:19:19Watch out, sweetie.
01:19:20All right, we're here.
01:19:27Grandpa, you want to say hi to Grandpa?
01:19:30Hi, Grandpa.
01:19:31Hi, Dad.
01:19:32Want to make a Grandpa kiss?
01:19:34Say hi to Papa, buddy.
01:19:36Hi, Papa.
01:19:37Hey, Frank.
01:19:38Say hi to Papa.
01:19:40Hi, Papa.
01:19:41Okay.
01:19:42Good job, buddy.
01:19:43Come on.
01:19:44Let's do it.
01:19:45Let's get some treats.
01:19:48Let's get some treats.
01:20:18Jocelyn.
01:20:19Jocelyn.
01:20:20Jocelyn.
01:20:21Jocelyn.
01:20:22Jocelyn.
01:20:23Jocelyn.
01:20:24Jocelyn.
01:20:25Hey.
01:20:26Hey.
01:20:27We need a seat downstairs.
01:20:28Jocelyn.
01:20:29Jocelyn.
01:20:30Jocelyn.
01:20:31Jocelyn.
01:20:32Jocelyn.
01:20:33Jocelyn.
01:20:34Jocelyn.
01:20:35Jocelyn.
01:20:36Jocelyn.
01:20:37Hey.
01:20:38Hey.
01:20:39We need a seat downstairs.
01:20:41Hey.
01:20:42Hey.
01:20:43Jocelyn.
01:20:44Jocelyn.
01:20:45We need to talk to you about some things that went on in this house while we were away.
01:21:05It's clear to us that some disturbing things happened in our home.
01:21:12And Bob and I are very upset to have to talk to you about this.
01:21:17Lines were crossed, and you betrayed our trust.
01:21:23For example, knives in the dishwasher.
01:21:27Why were there knives in the dishwasher?
01:21:28No, Jocelyn, listen.
01:21:37Knives have to be hand-washed.
01:21:40Otherwise they dull and their handles break.
01:21:43This is one of the things I specifically told you before I left.
01:21:48I have it written down in the Bible.
01:21:50Did you even read the Bible?
01:21:52You read the Bible?
01:21:53Okay, we made our expectations very clear.
01:21:56And it's obvious you have no respect for our property.
01:22:00We thought you were a good girl.
01:22:03I mean, why in the world would you watch the TV at a volume of 64?
01:22:07It's dangerous, it's reckless, it's inconsiderate, and it could damage the whole system.
01:22:13I, you know, I think Bob's very upset, but what he's trying to say...
01:22:16You're not the whole system.
01:22:17What he's trying to say is that you disappointed us.
01:22:20Absolutely.
01:22:21We came to a clear understanding, and you let us down.
01:22:26I need you to kind of pull it together.
01:22:41I'm sorry.
01:22:42I'm sorry.
01:22:44I, I, I am so sorry.
01:22:48I, I, I miss her.
01:22:55I, I do.
01:23:00Ow.
01:23:03Ow.
01:23:04Ow.
01:23:09I really miss her.
01:23:12Ow.
01:23:15Ow.
01:23:15Ow.
01:23:38Ow.
01:23:39I don't know.
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