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Island Survival- Blessed with Baby Luck (iDrama)
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00:00:50乔主威
00:00:51你还以为是曾经的大明星呢
00:00:54像你这种未婚生子的胡咖
00:00:56还是趁早滚出娱乐圈吧
00:01:00我可没有你能滚
00:01:02沈依依
00:01:03谁不知道整个娱乐圈的床
00:01:05都被你滚变了
00:01:06你再胡说八道
00:01:07小心我告你诽谤
00:01:12是真是假
00:01:13你自己心里最清楚
00:01:18可恶
00:01:19每次遇到这个沈依依
00:01:21都这么倒霉
00:01:26哥哥
00:01:27那就是妈咪吗
00:01:28平地都能摔
00:01:31这么倒霉
00:01:32肯定是她没错
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00:01:35你们母亲现在浮运被盗
00:01:36梅运缠身
00:01:38再不解决就有生命危险
00:01:40你们现在马上下街
00:01:41帮她取出梅运
00:01:43复回浮运
00:01:44父神
00:01:45我们这就去救妈咪
00:01:46哥哥
00:01:47我们穿成这样
00:01:48真的能混进去吗
00:01:49放心吧
00:01:50肯定可以的
00:01:52大哥哥
00:01:53你就让我们进去吧
00:01:54我们这一台超时了
00:01:55咱们送交控钱了
00:01:57去吧去吧
00:01:58送完赶紧出来
00:01:59嗯
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00:02:03李导
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00:02:05你找我来是
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00:02:10去吧去吧
00:02:11送完赶紧出来
00:02:15李导
00:02:16你找我来是
00:02:17嗯
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00:02:25枝薇啊
00:02:26你条件这么优秀
00:02:28怎么能当女配呢
00:02:30嗯
00:02:31你这是什么意思
00:02:32只要你愿意跟我深入探讨下剧本
00:02:35哼
00:02:36我就让你当女主角怎么样
00:02:39不需要
00:02:40乔之威
00:02:42你最好乖乖从了我
00:02:44滚你压的
00:02:45我只卖衣服不卖身
00:02:50不卖
00:02:51你一个没背景没资源的狐咔
00:02:54老子想怎么玩就怎么玩
00:02:58放开我
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00:03:06敢欺负我们妈咪
00:03:08饶死
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00:03:43Let's go.
00:03:44We'll go.
00:03:45Come here.
00:03:46Let's go.
00:03:57Look at my hand.
00:04:06A turnipop.
00:04:08Come追 me.
00:04:10Come here.
00:04:12You can't do it.
00:04:22Mom, don't worry.
00:04:24We are.
00:04:25Who will be able to kill you?
00:04:27Father, the lord will always protect you.
00:04:30You are called Mommy?
00:04:32Here, here.
00:04:37For the king, I have been told to kill you.
00:04:39I ask you how to kill you.
00:04:40Who is the son of a child?
00:04:42Why did you kill the son of a child?
00:04:46Don't let me go!
00:04:50If my son didn't die, he would be so big.
00:04:56I thank you all for helping us today.
00:04:59However, I'm not your mother.
00:05:01I'm the only one who is evil.
00:05:03So don't follow me.
00:05:07Mother, you can't leave.
00:05:09We will die.
00:05:11We will die.
00:05:13I?
00:05:15Mother, we are here to help you.
00:05:18I'm sorry to die.
00:05:20But I don't want to die.
00:05:21Don't let me die.
00:05:22Don't let me go.
00:05:23I'll go to my mom.
00:05:24Bye-bye.
00:05:28To die.
00:05:30Let's die.
00:05:39I'll be back.
00:05:40I'm sorry.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:42I'm sorry.
00:05:43I'm sorry.
00:05:44I'm sorry.
00:05:45The car is so big.
00:05:46I'm trying to fly.
00:05:48Why are you mad at me?
00:05:49I'm sorry.
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00:05:51哇千 这么大一辆车呢 已经被我穿飞了 哪儿都怪他 看来必须要这个大人生去掉头 还真有薛光智在呢 妈咪你放心 只要把我们带在身边 什么危险都能解决 你们 哎呦 我的祖宗
00:06:21我可算找到你了
00:06:22王姐 是有节目组给我发通告单了吗
00:06:25还通告呢 李狗现在对外宣称你耍大牌 整个行业封杀你了
00:06:32明明是他想钱归赠我 居然是我耍大牌
00:06:35公司现在以此为由要跟你解约 违约金五百万
00:06:41五百万 他怎么不去抢啊
00:06:44妈咪 我们可以帮你赚钱的
00:06:47这谁叫孩子
00:06:49刚捡的 非要叫我妈
00:06:52妈咪 你看
00:06:53妈咪 这样你就有钱了
00:07:10这是真的
00:07:12本来妈咪现在没愿意诚很帅 我帮她多归服务
00:07:18我的电视成年书也没用啊
00:07:21哎
00:07:21谢谢你们安慰我 不过这违约金 我还是自己想办法赚吧
00:07:28有了 现在还有一段亲子综艺医院邀请你
00:07:32名字叫荒岛求生之妈妈去哪儿 节目奖金有一千万呢 一千万
00:07:39这档节目
00:07:43节目有危险 不能让妈咪自己去 妈咪我们陪你去
00:07:49妈咪 我们陪你去
00:08:01我们一定会保护好你的
00:08:03嗯
00:08:05既然你们愿意 那我们就一起去
00:08:09大师 我现在偷走了乔之威的福音 他一日不死 我一日难安
00:08:17无论付出什么代价 我都要他死
00:08:20你只要按我说的做 他活不过三天
00:08:24天保 天保 天保 天保 天保 天保 天保 天保
00:08:30小志威是要你死吧 你的一切就都属于我啦
00:08:33你的一切就都属于我啦
00:08:35哈哈哈
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00:08:44来 各部门都准备好了
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00:08:52半板
00:08:54eenth
00:08:54好处自然少不了你的
00:08:56何同何同
00:08:58走
00:08:59我张有谋
00:09:03最不吃的就是内鱼造星这一套
00:09:06我要么不拍
00:09:08要拍就拍最真实
00:09:10张总
00:09:11咱们这次节目录制
00:09:12真没有秘密之后吗
00:09:14必须的呀
00:09:15我们没有剧本
00:09:16全程直播
00:09:17一镜到底
00:09:19你们八个机会
00:09:21必须给我跟上啊
00:09:22所有部门动起来啊
00:09:24Let's go to the other side, let's go to the other side.
00:09:28I have a feeling that this movie has to be done.
00:09:31Ha ha ha ha.
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00:10:23它就像你運氣這麼差。小心死在這荒島上。
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00:11:22What? What is this?
00:11:24We've been checked in this area.
00:11:26There's no蛇.
00:11:28What?
00:11:30We don't have to be able to remove this area.
00:11:32What?
00:11:34What?
00:11:36Mommy!
00:11:38Don't touch it.
00:11:40This is going to kill me.
00:11:42We will kill Mommy.
00:11:52What?
00:11:58What?
00:12:00Let's go.
00:12:01Let's go.
00:12:03Mommy, you're fine.
00:12:05I'm fine.
00:12:07You're fine.
00:12:09Who are you?
00:12:11They're two.
00:12:12They're my little brother.
00:12:14I'm fine.
00:12:15They're my little brother.
00:12:17What's the brother?
00:12:20They're two brothers.
00:12:22You're a little brother.
00:12:23What?
00:12:24Who are you?
00:12:25The girl is married.
00:12:27She's a relationship.
00:12:28I'm not even married to you.
00:12:30You're not in the world.
00:12:31You're a little girl.
00:12:33You're a little girl.
00:12:35I'm fine.
00:12:37You're a little girl.
00:12:40You're a little girl.
00:12:41You should be careful.
00:12:43Don't be careful.
00:12:45Don't be careful.
00:12:46You're a little girl.
00:12:47You're a little girl.
00:12:50She's a hot guy.
00:12:52You're just trying to kill me.
00:12:53She's not so true.
00:12:54You're a sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
00:12:55You're all right.
00:12:56You're good.
00:12:57You're a good girl.
00:12:58You're good.
00:12:59You're a liar.
00:13:00I'm so sorry.
00:13:01You're right, don't you guys.
00:13:02You're a liar.
00:13:03You're a liar.
00:13:04That's a liar.
00:13:05You're a liar.
00:13:06You're an liar.
00:13:07I won't lose her eyes.
00:13:08You're a liar.
00:13:09It's true.
00:13:10Come on.
00:13:11Go on.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:13Let's go on.
00:13:14You're going to be happy to close the door.
00:13:26Is it true?
00:13:37We are going to go and play.
00:13:40We are going to go and go.
00:13:41Please.
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00:13:43大家尽情地玩
00:13:44来 大家准备一下
00:13:47我们开始准备录制了
00:13:49散了散了
00:13:51你们给我等着
00:13:55等着
00:13:56走
00:13:58我可真没有看错你们
00:14:06你们两个呀
00:14:08可真是妈妈的好大
00:14:09原来沈依依的好身材都是假的
00:14:13球队好美啊
00:14:14还有她那盗龙控拍也太可爱了
00:14:16欢迎大家来到
00:14:19荒岛求生之妈妈去哪的节目现场
00:14:22接下来我们将进行各种生存类的比赛
00:14:25冠军不仅能获得一千万奖金
00:14:27还能成为我下部新电影的女主角
00:14:30哇 那我一定要赢
00:14:31冠军肯定是我的
00:14:34第一轮收集物资
00:14:37我们在这座荒岛上存放了各种生存物资
00:14:40搜集最多的一个组即食分
00:14:42但是 但是啊 千万不要进入森林 因为森林里面有极其凶弱的野人 大家千万别去招惹他们哦 野人 要不想个办法 把乔治威骗过去 好了 大家可以去搜集物资了
00:15:05妈咪找了半天 就只找到了一颗鸡蛋
00:15:15乔治威 你找到的这颗蛋肯定是坏的
00:15:22都说什么来着 乔治威 像你这种倒霉蛋肯定会饿死在荒岛上 还是一一运气好 不仅找到了压缩饼干 还抓到了一只鸡
00:15:34妈咪 你放心 这个岛上的所有物资 我们都能帮你找到
00:15:44也不知道是谁教的 小小年纪就知道说大话
00:15:50我相信我们宝贝
00:15:52大树爷爷告诉我 物资在哪里
00:16:02石头弟弟 我要帮妈妈找物资 给我指个路吧
00:16:08乔治威 你家孩子是不是恶傻了 都开始胡言乱语了
00:16:16他们该不会以为大树和石头会说话吧 竟然还问他们物资藏在哪里
00:16:24小福星 你们想要什么物资啊
00:16:36我知道物资在哪里 你们问我就对了
00:16:40小福星 就在前面五十米 我刚掉进了一堆巧克力里
00:16:44小福星 我们愿意成为你们妈咪最漂亮的贝壳项链
00:16:48小福星 吃我吃我 下杯子我要做行事
00:16:52你们别吵了 我肚子饿了 想吃哥哥做顿饭
00:16:56我们就先要几套做饭的工具吧
00:16:59宝贝们 你们真的能听到他们说话
00:17:03乔治威 你还真信了 装模作样跟树说话
00:17:07还想要做饭工具 你真以为那椰子树是许愿树吗
00:17:14大树爷爷 我们还需要一些比好的牧场
00:17:17乔治威 我真不知道你是怎么教孩子的
00:17:22这眼睛可比你好太多了
00:17:24乔治威 你们都饿糊涂了
00:17:30乔治威 你们都饿糊涂了
00:17:31乔治威 你放心 物资很快就能找到了
00:17:34乔治威 你们想要的物资就在沙滩上
00:17:38那个胖胖男人坐的凳子底下
00:17:40乔治威 你们想要的物资就在沙滩上
00:17:42那个胖胖男人坐的凳子底下
00:17:44妈咪 物资就在导演屁股下面
00:17:49真的
00:17:50当然是真的
00:17:51妈咪 你跟我们去看看就知道了
00:17:53走走走去看看
00:17:57你们两个小家伙要干什么
00:18:01要干什么
00:18:02说说绕绕
00:18:03让 Fly上
00:18:04让izo
00:18:05让可是让
00:18:26I'm going to find out what's going on.
00:18:29Let's see if there are some things.
00:18:53How can they?
00:18:54Why?
00:18:56I'm going to find out what's going on.
00:18:58I'm going to find out twice.
00:19:00I'm going to find out what's gonna happen.
00:19:02And you're going to find out.
00:19:03You have to find out more than that.
00:19:04You're not talking about this.
00:19:05There are no meat.
00:19:06Hmm.
00:19:07You are a scientist.
00:19:08This one could be better than that.
00:19:09How long are you?
00:19:11You're a bee.
00:19:12You'll never have to eat meat.
00:19:13You're a bulldog.
00:19:14It's a problem.
00:19:16It's not real meat.
00:19:18You have to eat meat.
00:19:20It's too much.
00:19:21You don't want its meat.
00:19:23I can't eat meat.
00:19:25This small chicken,
00:19:27I don't want to eat my mother.
00:19:41You are...
00:19:43I want to eat the green onion.
00:19:46Mommy, do you want to eat the辣?
00:19:48I like the sweet sweet onion.
00:19:50Here we go.
00:20:20一只鸡才不够吃
00:20:24我和哥哥妈咪要吃好多只
00:20:27小鸡小鸭们都给我过来
00:20:34这是什么
00:20:50我的鸡
00:20:55天啊
00:21:12我看到了什么
00:21:12这太神奇了
00:21:14小鸡们
00:21:14鸡要成就
00:21:15竟然还会排着队主动挑进锅里
00:21:17好有预感
00:21:23我们这道节目要火了
00:21:25这还是怎么可能
00:21:29我宣布
00:21:29这次物资大赛第一名是
00:21:31乔治威队
00:21:32耶
00:21:33我没有了
00:21:36乔治威
00:21:37我还不让你好过的
00:21:39大师
00:21:46Oh, why are you all the dangers of Kjell之威?
00:21:49He will be able to die.
00:21:51He is still alive.
00:21:53You want to kill him.
00:21:54You can only do it for him.
00:21:56You are the two of them.
00:21:59I will have a chance to take them.
00:22:04You can take him with him.
00:22:06You will kill him.
00:22:08You will kill him.
00:22:10Kjell之威.
00:22:11You will die.
00:22:12You are the one who has taken him.
00:22:16Yes, the one who has taken him to kill him.
00:22:20We will kill him.
00:22:22We will kill him.
00:22:24We will go.
00:22:26Kjell之威.
00:22:34Kjell之威.
00:22:36Your children are being betrayed.
00:22:38What?
00:22:39Kjell之威.
00:22:40They are going to where?
00:22:41There are simpsons in the forest.
00:22:43There seems to be devil'sweg.
00:23:03Yes, friend?
00:23:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:23:30Oh, oh.
00:23:35瞧之位 见不见喜啊 很快你就会成为野人们的大补汤了
00:23:43沈依依 你为什么要害我
00:23:47因为只有你死 你所有的福运和资源都是我的 你的所有一切都是我的
00:23:52什么 原来我那么倒霉都是你害的
00:23:56你现在才知道 晚了 给我上
00:23:59别过来 你们别过来
00:24:05就是他
00:24:12是假的
00:24:16救命
00:24:18不好 妈咪有危险
00:24:20快 去救妈咪
00:24:22你们别过来 走开 别过来
00:24:26喊啊
00:24:28就算喊不红了也没人来救你
00:24:30喊不快动手
00:24:31不要 不要
00:24:33放开我
00:24:36放开我
00:24:38放开我
00:24:40不要
00:24:41放开我
00:24:42放开我
00:24:44放开我
00:24:46放开我
00:24:47救命
00:24:48是医医
00:24:50Yes, Yiyue, you're the only one?
00:24:52Yes, Yiyue, you're the only one.
00:24:56Let's go!
00:24:58No!
00:25:00Ha ha ha ha ha HAHAHA
00:25:03Wooo
00:25:12Not wat haaaa
00:25:13Ah
00:25:15Ah
00:25:17Oh
00:25:19Ah
00:25:25Ah
00:25:27Ah
00:25:29Ah
00:25:31Ah
00:25:37Ah
00:25:39Mommy
00:25:41All
00:26:09Ah
00:26:10Machine
00:26:11Like you are for the money to be able to sell your own people
00:26:14It's never going to be the only one
00:26:15Chau chiswei
00:26:17You're not in my house
00:26:19You're in my house
00:26:19You're in my house
00:26:20If I kill you
00:26:22I will die
00:26:23You will be able to get rid of me
00:26:25You're all my feelings
00:26:25You're all my feelings
00:26:26You're all my people
00:26:28You're in our house
00:26:29You're so happy to be my mom
00:26:30You're in my house
00:26:32It's time to be able to get rid of me
00:26:35Today you're the only one
00:26:38Chau chiswei
00:26:39You're all going to die
00:26:40Don't go!
00:26:42Go!
00:26:44Go!
00:26:46Go!
00:26:48Go!
00:26:50Go!
00:26:52Go!
00:26:54Go!
00:26:56Go!
00:26:58Go!
00:27:00Look at these people who live in this island
00:27:04can be eaten with a wolf
00:27:06and be a wolf.
00:27:08They're dead.
00:27:10Let's go!
00:27:12Don't worry!
00:27:14Don't worry!
00:27:16You can't be afraid.
00:27:18You can't be afraid.
00:27:20Mommy, you're hiding behind us.
00:27:22Don't be afraid of them.
00:27:24You're a big sigh!
00:27:26You're still trying to solve the people?
00:27:28You're a dream!
00:27:30You're a dream!
00:27:32Don't hurt my children!
00:27:34Don't worry!
00:27:36You're a dream!
00:27:38Don't worry!
00:27:40You're coming!
00:27:42Don't worry.
00:27:44I'll come!
00:27:46Don't worry!
00:27:48Oh!
00:27:50Oh!
00:27:51Oh!
00:27:52Oh!
00:27:53Oh!
00:27:54Oh!
00:27:55Oh!
00:27:56Oh!
00:27:57Oh!
00:27:58Oh!
00:27:59Oh!
00:28:00Oh!
00:28:01Oh!
00:28:02Oh!
00:28:03Oh!
00:28:04至高无上的奸神大人啊,请赐予您最忠诚的仆人,谨生成神的机会吧!
00:28:28这强大的力量是...
00:28:30组长,不好了,我们组人都被打飞了!
00:28:34谁那么大胆,敢闯入部落,少天神清静?
00:28:41你们两个小业主,到底使了什么妖术?
00:28:44坏女人,用妖术的是你啊!
00:28:47敢双爱妈咪,我们不会放过你的!
00:28:50你们两个,少在这里给我装神弄鬼!
00:28:53别以为这样我就怕了你们!
00:28:56你们快起来啊,快来保护我!
00:28:59你们这些废话!
00:29:04废话!
00:29:05你们这些废话!
00:29:06废话!
00:29:07坏女人,你玩蛋啦!
00:29:12快,你玩蛋啦!
00:29:27助手!
00:29:29Do you want me to kill me?
00:29:31I don't want you to kill me!
00:29:33Who will kill me?
00:29:35Who will kill me?
00:29:43Who is so big?
00:29:45Who will kill me to kill me?
00:29:47That's so cool!
00:29:49I think he's just these people.
00:29:51He's just them!
00:29:53He's just them!
00:29:55I know he's a bigger one.
00:29:57I know he's just the only one.
00:29:59Why do you kill me?
00:30:01Why do you kill me?
00:30:03Why do you kill me?
00:30:05I don't want to kill you!
00:30:07I don't want to kill you!
00:30:09I'm gonna kill you!
00:30:11People are gonna kill me!
00:30:13In the first place,
00:30:15You're gonna kill me!
00:30:17I'm gonna kill you!
00:30:19Look at him!
00:30:21You're not gonna kill me!
00:30:23What kind of怪物 is this?
00:30:25It's not that it's not to be able to die for God.
00:30:31The長官, these two small creatures are not good for you.
00:30:37You don't want to be able to die for God.
00:30:39I have been able to die for God a thousand years.
00:30:42God is very soon to die.
00:30:45Let me become God.
00:30:46You are not going to die for God.
00:30:50Then I will use you.
00:30:51I will send the Lord to the Lord to the Lord.
00:30:56This is the Lord to the Lord to the Lord.
00:30:59Why should I die?
00:31:13The Lord to the Lord to the Lord to the Lord!
00:31:15Don't!
00:31:18The Lord to the Lord!
00:31:19The Lord to the Lord, you are all right?
00:31:21It's not possible!
00:31:23Why are you going to be able to beat them?
00:31:26The two of them are not dead.
00:31:30They are not dead.
00:31:32They are not dead.
00:31:34The power is too small.
00:31:36We are not able to beat them.
00:31:38The two of them are dead.
00:31:41They are dead.
00:31:43If you are dead,
00:31:45God is dead.
00:31:47Yes!
00:31:48You are dead.
00:31:50If God is dead,
00:31:52just for His kingdom,
00:31:54The power is dead.
00:31:56This will be good.
00:31:58The power is no dead!
00:32:00To get an end of this Peach!
00:32:03King Ghost!
00:32:06The power at the end of this game.
00:32:10The power at the end of this game is bad.
00:32:15Let them have caught up here.
00:32:24I will let them in a grave.
00:32:29I will!
00:32:31Have a good time!
00:32:31Don't let us go!
00:32:33The devil will never let you go!
00:32:35We will not let you go!
00:32:37If you are dead, the devil will disappear!
00:32:40Don't let us go!
00:32:43Boom, go!
00:32:59G Laurel!
00:33:00One more time!
00:33:01Will dere losevision...
00:33:03sucral.
00:33:03ربüyorsun...
00:33:04all right, will you be moved?
00:33:05missions!
00:33:08missions!
00:33:11ειςyi katina!
00:33:12Oh, they are! They are惹怒天神, and they are going to be炸掉!
00:33:17It's you two of them! I want you to use your血 to help天神赐人受苦!
00:33:22You are a fool! You are a fool! He is a fool! He is a fool! He is a fool! He is a fool! He is not a fool!
00:33:28Are you? You are a fool!
00:33:32You are a fool! He is a fool! He is a fool! He is a fool! He is a fool! He is a fool!
00:33:37How can he is a fool! He is a fool! He is a fool!
00:33:40怪不得会惹怒天神大人!
00:33:42不振!我要把他们变成血迹品,献给伟大的天神大人!
00:33:49不振!我要把他们变成血迹品,献给伟大的天神大人!
00:33:53不振!
00:33:54不振!
00:33:55不振!
00:33:56不振!
00:33:57不振!
00:33:58不振!
00:33:59不振!
00:34:00不振!
00:34:01不振!
00:34:02不振!
00:34:03不振!
00:34:04不振!
00:34:05小主位,等你死,不振!
00:34:08不振!
00:34:09不振!
00:34:10不振!
00:34:11有附神的圣物压住我们!
00:34:13该死!
00:34:14附神不会放过你的!
00:34:16都去死吧!
00:34:18不振!
00:34:19不要!
00:34:20不要!
00:34:33想我妻子和孩儿者!
00:34:34魂飞魄散!
00:34:35魂飞魄散!
00:34:49真的是天神!
00:34:50天神大人居然下凡了!
00:34:52儿等凡人,竟敢伤我妻儿!
00:34:55天神大人,你是不是有什么误会?
00:35:08这两个野种明明就是灾星,怎么可能会是您的神子?
00:35:12你才是灾星,你全家都是灾星!
00:35:15我们可是父神和妈咪的小福星!
00:35:18父神!
00:35:20你再来晚一点,就看不到我们了!
00:35:25是父神来晚了?
00:35:31让你们受苦了!
00:35:33嗯!
00:35:34真的是神子!
00:35:36完了!
00:35:37真的是神子!
00:35:40天神大人,是小的永远无助!
00:35:45听信了贱人的话,冒犯了神子和夫人!
00:35:48请您饶了我这次吧!
00:35:50饶了我这次吧!
00:35:51饶了我这次吧!
00:35:52晚了!
00:35:53从此荒岛再问你们不落一族!
00:35:55好!
00:35:56竟敢伤我妻儿!
00:35:57好!
00:35:58竟敢伤我妻儿!
00:36:00啊!
00:36:01啊!
00:36:02啊!
00:36:03啊!
00:36:04啊!
00:36:05啊!
00:36:06啊!
00:36:07啊!
00:36:08啊!
00:36:09啊!
00:36:10啊!
00:36:11啊!
00:36:12啊!
00:36:13啊!
00:36:14啊!
00:36:15啊!
00:36:16啊!
00:36:17最后一份红烧肉!
00:36:19六块八!
00:36:20我要!
00:36:21哎!
00:36:22好!
00:36:23鱼额不足!
00:36:24分卡鱼额!
00:36:25五毛!
00:36:26阿姨!
00:36:27你看!
00:36:28这些可以吗?
00:36:29哎!
00:36:30不行!
00:36:31不行!
00:36:32不行!
00:36:33不行!
00:36:34不行!
00:36:35不行!
00:36:36你就算帅!
00:36:37也不能吃八碗饭!
00:36:38快走!
00:36:39快走!
00:36:40快走!
00:36:41快走!
00:36:42快走!
00:36:43杀我的!
00:36:44哎!
00:36:45不行!
00:36:46不行!
00:36:47不行!
00:36:48不行!
00:36:49你就算帅!
00:36:50也不能吃八碗饭!
00:36:51快走!
00:36:52快走!
00:36:53杀我的!
00:36:54哎!
00:36:55不行!
00:36:56不行!
00:36:57你就算帅!
00:36:58也不能吃八碗饭!
00:36:59快走!
00:37:00快走!
00:37:01杀我的!
00:37:02啊!
00:37:03不就一顿红烧肉吗?
00:37:05姐姐请你啊!
00:37:06哎!
00:37:07谢谢姐姐!
00:37:08唉!
00:37:09好了!
00:37:10我没有钱!
00:37:11不知道怎么报到姐姐!
00:37:13不用吧!
00:37:14我没有钱!
00:37:15不知道怎么报到姐姐!
00:37:17不用吧!
00:37:18你以身相学就好!
00:37:19唉!
00:37:20原来你是当年学校食堂
00:37:21那个穷学生!
00:37:22原来你是当年学校食堂
00:37:23那个穷学生!
00:37:24原来你是当年学校食堂
00:37:25那个穷学生!
00:37:26原来你是当年学校食堂
00:37:27Do you know how to pass your sister?
00:37:32Don't worry, you will come back to me.
00:37:40You thought you were the youngster of school?
00:37:46You thought you were the youngster of school?
00:37:49That's me.
00:37:51You gave me the same message as you gave me?
00:37:54And they called me a mother!
00:37:55媽咪。
00:37:56薇薇,等你恢復全部記憶,自然會想起我們的功往。
00:38:02薇薇,先翻右邊,我不能久留。
00:38:11特意將福寶和元寶留下,等你積攒足夠粉絲園裡,我們再天庭團聚。
00:38:17粉絲園裡?那是什麼?
00:38:21就是讓更多人喜歡媽咪,讓媽咪紅遍三件。
00:38:26薇薇,我在天庭等你。
00:38:30怎麼也不親一個再走啊?
00:38:34一天一夜了,沈依和喬之威到底去哪兒了?
00:38:40一天一夜了,沈依和喬之威到底去哪兒了?
00:38:47怎麼樣?人找到了嗎?
00:38:49薇薇,周圍找遍了都沒有。
00:38:51他們該不會進入森林的鬼選區了吧?
00:38:54節目提前錄製結束。
00:38:56找三個人,把其餘的嘉賓,安全的縱離崩倒。
00:38:59其他人跟我進森林裡面去找。
00:39:01一定要保證人員的安全。
00:39:02好的,薇薇。
00:39:04好疼。
00:39:05這是怎麼了?
00:39:10薇薇。
00:39:11薇薇。
00:39:12薇薇。
00:39:13薇薇。
00:39:15你居然還沒有死。
00:39:17啊?
00:39:18媽咪啊,凡人是沒有資格見父親的。
00:39:20父親已經把她的記憶抹除了。
00:39:23哦。
00:39:24。
00:39:25薇薇,沈依依,還好找到你們了。
00:39:30It's your fault. It's fine.
00:39:33Officer!
00:39:34Officer, help me!
00:39:38What are you talking about?
00:39:40He just wanted me to take a look at.
00:39:41I wanted to kill him, and he wanted me to kill him.
00:39:46What?
00:39:46When he wanted to tell you.
00:39:48Why'd you tell him he wanted to kill me?
00:39:50Mr. Officer, look.
00:39:53This man broke off my clothes.
00:39:56For I don't know if he will stay.
00:39:58I'm afraid I'll...
00:39:59No, not.
00:40:00You look like a bad guy.
00:40:02You're not a problem.
00:40:03I'm not a problem.
00:40:05You must help me.
00:40:08I'm not a bad guy.
00:40:10You're not a bad guy.
00:40:13Okay.
00:40:14Okay.
00:40:16You're not a good actor.
00:40:19You're not a good actor.
00:40:21You're not a bad guy.
00:40:31They come here.
00:40:32You're not a bad guy.
00:40:35We are a bad guy.
00:40:37Let's kill him.
00:40:39Let's kill him.
00:40:42We don't have to kill him.
00:40:49You're not a bad guy.
00:40:50Are you kidding me?
00:40:52My friends know I'm the best.
00:40:54How could I hurt you?
00:40:56Chuan Yuen, do you want to say something?
00:40:58You're wrong.
00:41:00You're wrong.
00:41:02I don't want to say anything.
00:41:04I don't want to say anything.
00:41:06If I say anything,
00:41:08I'm going to say anything.
00:41:10I'm going to say anything.
00:41:20You're wrong.
00:41:30You're wrong.
00:41:32Why should you do it?
00:41:34You're wrong.
00:41:36It's a way to give her a deal.
00:41:38It's a way to give her a deal.
00:41:40You're wrong.
00:41:42Who is going to give her a kiss?
00:41:44I'm gonna let you kill her.
00:41:46I'm gonna let you kill her.
00:41:48这都是节目效果 大家不要误会 不要误会
00:41:55坏就暖 下次说谎前记得买变雷针
00:41:58考虑到荒岛安全问题 我们的节目提前结束
00:42:05观众朋友们可以关注我们后期的节目播出
00:42:07上个亲子节目 你竟然掉粉三百万 现在代言全黄了
00:42:15老公 我也不知道节目是全程直播的呀
00:42:22老公 我也不知道节目是全程直播的呀
00:42:28都怪乔之威和那两个装神弄鬼的邪门小野种
00:42:32现在乔之威通过这个节目已经翻红了
00:42:36倒是你品牌解约让公司直接损失上百万
00:42:44老公 你是进化娱乐的总裁 又是歌谈天王 这点钱对你来说应该不算什么的吧
00:42:53老公 别生气了 会让宝宝担心的
00:42:59你怀孕了
00:43:02你怀孕了
00:43:03是啊 我本来说想给你个惊喜的
00:43:06可是乔之威在荒岛上差点让我们母子一时两命
00:43:11老公 你一定要把我出这口恶气
00:43:13什么 该死的乔之威 我要全面封杀他
00:43:17全面封杀他
00:43:22妈咪 你怎么闷闷不落的
00:43:26妈咪 你怎么闷闷不落的
00:43:30好不容易涨粉百万
00:43:32谈好的几个合作 全都被沈依依的老公结糊了
00:43:34这下我的违约金又还不上了
00:43:36别伤心妈咪 我们也开直播 赚更多的钱怎么样
00:43:40对 感欺负妈咪 我们就专门爆料她们的瓜 专门教训她
00:43:48可是连狗仔都挖不到的瓜 我们怎么爆料呢
00:43:52妈咪 给你超能力
00:43:55主人 你手机里的丑杂被沈依依偷走了
00:44:00她还发给了皮团吗
00:44:01干嘛咋我疼死我了
00:44:04我竟然能听到这个东西说话 这也太神奇了
00:44:07哈哈
00:44:09哈哈
00:44:11欢迎来到被封杀女星带神娃在线发疯的直播间
00:44:16今天呢 我是娱乐圈纪委
00:44:18一个嘉年华抱一个大瓜
00:44:20太刺激了 竟然敢爆料娱乐圈的八卦
00:44:23听说乔之威被天王封杀了 挂不得几个直播赚钱
00:44:26我们家的宝贝呢 能听到万物的声音
00:44:29今天主要爆料精华娱乐艺人
00:44:31请粉丝们敬请联伴吧
00:44:33请进万物声音 这也太扯了
00:44:35为了圈钱教孩子骗人 乔之威真不要脸
00:44:38不信的话 我们免费连卖一位幸运观众
00:44:43我家李凡哥哥的新歌小碗西面播放量破亿了
00:44:47哥哥马上就要红遍全球了 对吧
00:44:49是爬过无数百万神土的闪耀街
00:44:53李凡哥哥最厉害的大粉
00:44:55李凡哥哥最厉害的大粉
00:44:57别急 让我们来听听现场的声音
00:45:04只要能和国际高车品牌成功签约
00:45:06李凡哥哥就算是彻底坐稳娱乐圈顶流的位置了
00:45:09还想着签约呢 某非涉嫌强劫都要凉了
00:45:12闪耀姐 你皮头这么牛 能够帮哥哥批个球补写真吗
00:45:16闪耀姐 李凡神品有问题
00:45:20他马上就要去监狱采缝纫机了
00:45:22我建议你们还是不要喜欢他了
00:45:24乔之威 你胡说什么呢
00:45:26别以为你故意抹黑哥哥 他就会多看你一眼
00:45:29你这个卡位给哥哥提鞋都不配
00:45:31妈咪说的是真的 现场的海报小伙伴是不会骗人的
00:45:36这瓜也太劲爆了 李凡真的出师了吗
00:45:39不可能 我相信哥哥
00:45:41乔之威为了博眼球流量竟然连听见海报说话这种离谱幻话动的编出来
00:45:45你们还是赶紧走吧 签约会马上就要取消了
00:45:49乔之威 你真是不要脸
00:45:51为了蹭我们哥哥的热度 居然将小孩子撒谎
00:45:54签约会怎么可能取消
00:45:56高奢品牌可是专门为我们李凡哥哥举办的活动
00:45:59李凡哥哥是全球第一人
00:46:01往后退 往后退 都往后退
00:46:03签约会取消了
00:46:05李凡的粉丝们 赶紧走
00:46:10天呐 签约会竟然真的取消了
00:46:12求猪他们是真的能听见万物声音吗
00:46:14这也太神奇了
00:46:15都说了
00:46:17缝纫期在等你们的李凡哥哥
00:46:22不就是个破品牌吗 有什么了不起的
00:46:25我可是林氏集团的千金
00:46:27信不信我买下所有的代言给我们家李凡哥哥
00:46:30偶像的力量是用来传递正能量的
00:46:32好不是让粉丝为自己的不良行为买单
00:46:35沙妖姐
00:46:36娱乐圈美男千千万
00:46:38李凡不行就换一个呗
00:46:39够了
00:46:40乔主
00:46:41你根本就不懂我们的爱
00:46:43这是李凡哥哥送我的定情信物
00:46:46我是他的女朋友
00:46:47我会永远支持他
00:46:48可是石头说
00:46:50他只是李凡哥哥送出去的第九千九百九十九颗新型的石头耶
00:47:01什么
00:47:04可是石头说他只是李凡哥哥送出去的第九千九百九十九颗新型的石头耶
00:47:17这不可能 李凡哥哥说过 他只爱我一个人
00:47:22都是李凡营造的假象罢了
00:47:25他之前还给我发过深夜剧本邀约呢 我反手就给他拉黑了
00:47:29卧槽 原来李凡是这样的人 亏我还把他弄不下
00:47:31求之为好康三观抄政 我爱了
00:47:34你的李凡哥哥不仅骗了你 而且很快就会因为犯罪被抓了
00:47:39我不信 你们要是再敢造扰李凡哥哥 就等着收律师函吧
00:47:44快去看 微博爆了 李凡被抓了
00:47:47不可能
00:47:48顶流明星李凡涉嫌多项违法犯罪 已被警方带走调查
00:47:54乔治威 老四好不容易才把李凡捧成顶流
00:48:07你竟然敢在直播间把他黑料
00:48:09陈总 不好了 公司股票大跌了
00:48:19马上召集所有水军 我要亲自打假乔治威的直播间
00:48:24好的 陈总
00:48:26我天 歌坦天王成语本人竟然来了
00:48:28乔治威敢报精华娱乐顶流的话 这下是真看上大事了
00:48:32一个嘉年华也迈一次 麻烦陈总先刷礼物
00:48:35乔治威 之前你在荒岛节目欺负一
00:48:45现在又开直播造谣我公司艺人 我看你是不想在娱乐圈混了
00:48:52天王不愧是宠妻狂魔 原来是替老婆沈依依俩出气了
00:48:56我们可没有造谣 我的宝贝确实能够听到万物的声音
00:49:00你有这个时间来兴师问罪 不如先管好自己旗下品行败坏的艺人
00:49:05卧槽 乔治威这姐太刚了
00:49:08那就验证一下 你们说出一件只有我知道的事
00:49:12要是说错了 就公开道歉 承认折不间造谣
00:49:17并且赔偿我公司所有名誉损失
00:49:20这有什么难的
00:49:23哎哟 快憋死我了
00:49:28你老婆改了几次验语单了
00:49:30怕我都快擦吐鲁皮了
00:49:32也不知道孩子是不是你的
00:49:34怀孕周期还有这么几周改成三个月
00:49:36大叔 你老婆是不是怀孕了
00:49:45我就说怀孕了
00:49:46是的 我们有一个孩子
00:49:50是的 我们有一个孩子
00:49:54你要悄悄当办 然后经验所有人
00:49:56三年爆俩 果然真负气才是最好课的
00:50:00乔治威 我知道你曾经喜欢我
00:50:03但是我跟依依情投意合 是天造地设的一对
00:50:07你就死了这条心吧
00:50:09卧槽 原来乔治威是斗地天王不成
00:50:12所以才在节目上击负沈依依
00:50:14大叔 别恶心我
00:50:16我可没有像沈依依品味那么差
00:50:19大叔 你就那么确定沈依依也爱你吗
00:50:24那当然 我们是彼此的唯一
00:50:27可是跟你们接触最多的传 不是这样说的
00:50:33还真以为自己能听见万物声音呢
00:50:37你们能猜中怀孕 不过就是虾猫碰上死耗子罢了
00:50:40那就让大家免费也听一次好了
00:50:43那就让大家免费也听一次好了
00:50:45我呸 她唯一呢
00:50:49明明当女人跟我们睡的最多的是狸狗
00:50:51我不想对大家床上了
00:50:55我眼睛不干净了呀 妈妈
00:50:57大叔 听到没 你老婆出轨了
00:51:09卧槽 信息量好大
00:51:12天王被沈依依带离忘了
00:51:14原来沈依依是口陪睡的让女主角的
00:51:17太魔幻了 这些东西居然真的会说话
00:51:21你这小鬼到底用的什么障眼法
00:51:24让这些东西胡说八道
00:51:26依依那么爱我 怎么可能会背叛我
00:51:28你们看 这是我送给依依的线脸板口红
00:51:34她可喜欢了 一纸用都快没了
00:51:36屁呀 沈依依都半年没碰过我了
00:51:40她现在天天用的是李狗送的八笔色口红
00:51:42口红在线打脸 太牛了
00:51:51这是依依送给我的五周年纪念日礼物
00:51:54上面还刻着我们名字缩写呢
00:51:57你个废物 睁大眼睛看看
00:52:00我身上的名字是YMG 依依和狗狗
00:52:05不 怎么会这样
00:52:12舔狗的世界无奇不有
00:52:16依依可期待生下我们的孩子了
00:52:21她牵手给宝宝做了点衣服
00:52:23你个笨蛋
00:52:25我是沈依依依和李狗一针一线做出来的
00:52:28大叔 你老婆的孩子不是你的
00:52:32舔狗 舔到最后一无所有
00:52:37大叔 你老婆的孩子不是你的
00:52:41舔狗 舔到最后一无所有
00:52:45天王这也太惨了 头领这道绿的发亮了
00:52:48你们给我闭嘴
00:52:49李狗的看位给我提鞋都不配
00:52:51依依怎么可能看得让她
00:52:54乔之威 你竟然因为嫉妒依依
00:52:57就想方设法破坏我和依依的夫妻感情
00:53:01陈宇 眼睛长在你脸上 信不信有你
00:53:06什么东西都会说话 这些都是你们做出来的假象
00:53:10依依今天不过就是去李狗的片场试戏了
00:53:14你们竟敢造她的黄谣
00:53:16乔之威 你就等着律师函吧
00:53:20你永远也叫不醒一个装睡的人
00:53:24陈宇 你确定沈依依只是去试戏吗
00:53:29你永远也叫不醒一个装睡的人
00:53:33陈宇 你确定沈依依只是去试戏吗
00:53:36陈宇 你确定沈依依只是去试戏吗
00:53:38陈宇 你确定沈依依只是去试戏吗
00:53:40那当然了 我相信他
00:53:44陈宇 你确定沈依依
00:53:46你是不是有什么话想说呀
00:53:48沈依依依进了一桌的云丁酒店
00:53:51他们说那里的落地窗好刺激
00:53:54云丁酒店 我去过
00:53:56那里的落地窗确实是个偷情
00:53:57假的
00:53:59依依依依依仇还喜欢云丁酒店的江景
00:54:01当孩子生下来我们就一起去
00:54:03陈宇 还最硬的
00:54:07Oh, you're so hard.
00:54:09Hurry up to the table.
00:54:11We're going to go to the table.
00:54:13I'm going to go.
00:54:15I'll see you guys how to get out of here.
00:54:19You're so dumb to kill me.
00:54:21I'm going to go to the table.
00:54:23I'm going to watch the show.
00:54:25I'm going to watch the show.
00:54:27My brother, you're going to go out.
00:54:31You're going to go fast.
00:54:33Come on, let's go.
00:54:35Let's do the camera with our ears.
00:54:37Let's get on the timer.
00:54:39We'll be doing the show.
00:54:41Remember, we're going to turn on the camera.
00:54:43Please use the camera to go back.
00:54:45Oh, your mom, you're so cute.
00:54:47Let's go back for you.
00:54:49Hey, her cute lady is called a show.
00:54:51I'm going to go back to my house.
00:54:53I love it.
00:54:55I'm going to watch my camera.
00:54:57I'm going to do my camera.
00:54:59I'm going to watch my camera.
00:55:01Let me watch the camera.
00:55:03家人们 准备录屏 我们要见证娱乐圈的历史了
00:55:10妈咪 你快看 大叔的手在发抖啊 家人们 咱们宇哥现在缺少了一点勇气 咱们弹幕扣起来666 给咱们宇哥加点勇气
00:55:22大叔 来了不能走啊
00:55:28谁说我怂了 我相信依依不可能出轨
00:55:33妈咪 直播怎么没了
00:55:54不许看 善而不宜
00:55:56沈依依 你
00:55:59老公 老公你听我解释 事情真的不是你想
00:56:07你竟然敢真的背叛我
00:56:10陈总 都是误会啊
00:56:13我们刚才在对剧本 是真没别的 你不信你看
00:56:17都这样了 还说只是对剧本
00:56:23老公 你相信我 刚刚我们就是入戏太深了 我们就亲了一口 其他的事情真的什么都没有做
00:56:33肚子里的孩子恐怕也不知道是谁的吧
00:56:39孩子就是你的
00:56:40公司因为李凡踏房已经损失严重 如果我们再灵活的话 那岂不是要整个月要去看笑话吗
00:56:49老公 下一周就是下一届的歌神比赛了 你让我去 我保证给你拿一个天后奖杯回来好不好 帮我们挽回损失
00:57:04孩子生下来如果不是我的 就离婚
00:57:10陈宇发微博了
00:57:19难道是两人离婚的消息
00:57:22误会一场 我和依依的夫妻感情很好
00:57:26另外 依依将顶替李凡参加歌神大赛 冲刺天后奖杯
00:57:32乔之威只不见装神弄鬼 造谣诽谤 一举报
00:57:35真是婊子佩狗 天长地久
00:57:40想让坏女人当天后 门都没有
00:57:42妈咪 我们也去参加歌神大赛
00:57:46你唱的歌那么好听 一定能拿下冠军
00:57:50咱好多粉丝 横边三叠打
00:57:53沈依依 上次在荒岛害我的事情 还没跟你算账
00:58:02这一次 我要彻底揭开你白莲花的真面目 让你滚出娱乐圈
00:58:08两位不愧是娱乐圈的模范夫妻 也太般配了吧
00:58:18难道前两天网上闹得沸沸扬扬的出鬼瓜
00:58:25那当然是假的 都是乔之威 古兰造谣的
00:58:30乔之威 你来这儿干什么 这儿可是歌神比赛 不是什么阿猫阿狗都能来的地方
00:58:42你老婆这种道德败坏的人都能来 我为什么不能来
00:58:49乔之威 你休想再挑拨我们父亲之间的感情
00:58:54老婆 放心 我相信你
00:59:00乔之威 敢自不量力和我比赛 你输定
00:59:06乔之威 你输定
00:59:11乔之威 我相信你
00:59:20乔之威 你输定
00:59:21乔之威 你输定
00:59:21乔之威 你输定
00:59:34投票决定冠军归属
00:59:36接下来让我们有请今天的第一位
00:59:39参赛选手沈依依上台
00:59:42我怕来不及
00:59:50我要抱着你
00:59:55直到看着你的皱纹
00:59:59有了岁月的痕迹
01:00:02直到看着你的皱纹
01:00:11有了岁月的痕迹
01:00:15沈依依不愧是天王的老婆
01:00:17这歌声也太神奇 太好听了
01:00:19对啊 我就说原来是假的
01:00:21我老五乡依依怎么可能会出轨呢
01:00:23这气息 这情感 太棒了
01:00:28我看着冠军 沈依依莫属
01:00:29我老婆嗓音条件确实非常好
01:00:32不像某些人
01:00:34别待会儿唱跑调 把观众都给吓跑了
01:00:37好了好了 大家别夸了
01:00:44不然在我后面上台的乔之威会有压力的
01:00:47哼 一个连戏都演不好的胡咖
01:00:51也好意思参加歌神大赛丢人现眼
01:00:54那么让我们拭目以待乔之威的表演吧
01:01:00那么接下来让我们把舞台交给乔之威
01:01:08妈咪加油
01:01:10妈咪加油
01:01:12乔之威 我等着看你的笑话
01:01:17黑料这么多还敢来参加节目 乔之威你要不要脸啊
01:01:24就是破坏天王和一切感情的贱人
01:01:33Get down! Get down! Get down!
01:01:38You should be careful about yourself.
01:01:41Don't worry about our time.
01:01:44Let's talk about it.
01:01:46What if it's before the king of Echid?
01:01:49I'm your wife is the future.
01:01:52What kind of thing is she?
01:02:03Oh, my word was so overwhelming.
01:02:09Oh, my word was so overwhelming.
01:02:12You don't like it.
01:02:15This sound of beautiful and different,
01:02:17doesn't want to hear the sound of love.
01:02:20Give yourself your light
01:02:22or you don't need fire.
01:02:25Oh, my word was so overwhelming.
01:02:29Oh, my word was so overwhelming.
01:02:32Oh, my word was so overwhelming.
01:02:33成长而自败
01:02:35这有力而又不识温柔的声音也太好听了吧
01:02:39乔之威完全不像新人
01:02:44这实力都能撇美天王了
01:02:46妈咪好不好
01:02:48妈咪好
01:02:54做自己的光
01:02:56我需要太好
01:02:57好好听啊
01:02:59这么完美的歌声是真实存在的吗
01:03:01What are you doing?
01:03:02I'm not gonna be too light.
01:03:03I'm gonna be too light.
01:03:04I'm gonna be too light.
01:03:05I'm gonna be so loving your life.
01:03:07I will forever support you.
01:03:09I'm gonna be so happy.
01:03:10I'm gonna be so happy.
01:03:12I'm gonna be so happy.
01:03:14Oh, my God, what's wrong?
01:03:19I'm gonna be so happy.
01:03:21This is my champion.
01:03:22I'm gonna be so happy.
01:03:24It's not easy.
01:03:25You can't fight for me.
01:03:27I'll be so happy.
01:03:31Don't know what I'm gonna be so happy.
01:03:33You gotta be so happy.
01:03:37Let's go to the house.
01:03:38Oh, my God!
01:03:43Oh, my God!
01:03:46Oh, my God!
01:03:48Oh, my God.
01:03:53Oh, my God.
01:03:56Oh, my God.
01:03:58Thank you, guys.
01:03:59This song has been a problem.
01:04:02I'm sorry.
01:04:04I'm sorry.
01:04:05I'm just going to play this game.
01:04:08You're so good.
01:04:10It's too bad.
01:04:12You're so bad.
01:04:14Why are you so bad?
01:04:15I'm sorry.
01:04:16Don't waste everyone's time.
01:04:18I'm not going to play this game.
01:04:20I'm not going to play this game.
01:04:22I'm fine.
01:04:23I'm fine.
01:04:25I've been so many years.
01:04:27Don't worry.
01:04:28Your sound would have to be a big fan.
01:04:30It's better to be a bit better than us.
01:04:32You can listen to me.
01:04:34I'm still standing at the table.
01:04:35You're going to turn around the table.
01:04:37I'm not going to hang out.
01:04:38I won't do it.
01:04:40I'm not going to play it.
01:04:43Do you want to play it?
01:04:44You're better to play it.
01:04:46We'll be able to play it.
01:04:49It's better to play it.
01:04:51We'll be able to play it.
01:04:53Do you want to play it?
01:04:54天呐,乔之威这个龙凤他也太可爱了吧
01:04:58两个毛都没长齐的小屁孩还敲骨打蝶
01:05:01真是来搞笑的呀
01:05:03乔之威,你自己丢人就算了
01:05:06还带上他们两个
01:05:08我和我的宝贝将会给大家带来一个很精彩的舞台
01:05:12那么接下来舞台就交给你们木子三人了
01:05:15她们说,她们说
01:05:23是你选择的生活
01:05:28躲在山里看烟火
01:05:31守着那烂丽脱
01:05:33不再借识人的手
01:05:36替我开脱
01:05:38遍夜的花如同
01:05:41天啊,好强的爆发力
01:06:03这歌声太惊艳了
01:06:04如此磅礴机啊
01:06:06简直唱出我对自由的渴望啊
01:06:08这哪里是母子菊
01:06:09这她们是神仙组合吧
01:06:11不再借识人的手
01:06:16替我开脱
01:06:19替我开脱
01:06:19替我开脱
01:06:19替我开脱
01:06:20冠军一定不能让她拿到
01:06:22也能够买出寂寞
01:06:25从我和我的渴望啊
01:06:30这才是真正的舞台
01:06:35有感染力 有态度 有力量
01:06:38这简直就是天后级的水准
01:06:41乔治威 我要把我的票全都投给你
01:06:44等一下 我要举报
01:06:47乔治威抄袭
01:06:50唱得这么好
01:06:55乔治威抄袭
01:06:56竟然这么唱
01:06:56乔治威抄袭
01:06:57不能吧
01:06:57我从来没想过她是这样的
01:06:58乔治威抄袭
01:06:59真的假的
01:07:00我刚才觉得她唱得好听
01:07:02原来是偷别人的歌
01:07:03没错 乔治威抄袭我的原创作品
01:07:07我就说她怎么可能突然这么厉害
01:07:09乔治威太漂亮了
01:07:10就是
01:07:10你说我抄袭
01:07:12那你拿得出证据吗
01:07:13我当然有
01:07:16这首歌叫野人
01:07:19它是我参加荒岛亲子节目的时候写的
01:07:22但是我被人陷害
01:07:24差一点丢掉了命
01:07:26却靠写歌支撑着我
01:07:28而那个陷害我的人
01:07:29就是乔治威
01:07:32恶去
01:07:33哎呦
01:07:34是真的吗
01:07:35神医业
01:07:35神医业
01:07:36你少到打一耙
01:07:37我看你是忘了在荒岛的时候
01:07:39你撒谎
01:07:40被天打雷劈的样子
01:07:42怎么
01:07:43你还想再经历一次吗
01:07:45而那个陷害我的人
01:07:48就是乔治威
01:07:51恶去
01:07:52哎呦
01:07:53是真的吗
01:07:54神医业
01:07:54你少到打一耙
01:07:56我看你是忘了在荒岛的时候
01:07:58你撒谎
01:07:59被天打雷劈的样子
01:08:01怎么
01:08:02你还想再经历一次吗
01:08:04乔治威
01:08:07你污蔑我也就算了
01:08:09你怎么能偷走我的歌呢
01:08:11那是不是我随便拿出一张草稿
01:08:14都可以说你抄袭我
01:08:16大家恐怕不知道
01:08:18我们家依依是百年难遇的音乐天才
01:08:22我写一首原创都要一个月
01:08:24但是依依在七部之内就能做出原创金曲
01:08:28瞎堵成举
01:08:31这天赋也太逆天了吧
01:08:33所以乔治威
01:08:35你要是真的没抄袭
01:08:37那你就证明一下
01:08:38你的实力比一一更强
01:08:40乔治威
01:08:42既然你不肯承认的话
01:08:44那你敢不敢参加我七部成歌的挑战
01:08:47反正陈宇早就将公司曲库给我了
01:08:53随便一首都是经典 乔治威 你输定了
01:08:58所以乔治威 如果你真的没有抄袭 那你就证明你的实力比一一更强
01:09:03乔治威她有个屁的实力 一个演戏狐咖 还是趁早退赛吧
01:09:10一一可是有歌团天王老公指导 乔治威拿什么笔
01:09:14乔治威抽袭咖 别丢人现眼了 滚下台
01:09:16恐怕要让你们失望了 在进入演艺圈之前 唱歌才是我的老本行
01:09:21你就别 不过既然是挑战 那就得有点赌注才有意思
01:09:26赌什么
01:09:27说过你输了 那你就滚出娱乐圈 永远不要出现在我的面前恶心人
01:09:32赌就赌 我还怕你不成
01:09:35发言整个乐坛 除了我还有谁能在七部之内成许
01:09:39你能吗
01:09:40坏女人 你就怪一个七部成歌有什么了不起的
01:09:44就是 我们妈咪比你厉害多了
01:09:47你们两个小野种 天天在这装神弄鬼
01:09:51你们的废物妈咪可以在七部之内写歌吗
01:09:54恐怕都一年都写不出一个原创歌了吧
01:09:56我妈咪不仅能在七部之内做出原创进去
01:10:02还能通过歌声呼风唤雨
01:10:05他说什么 说什么
01:10:09你以为你是神仙吗 还能呼风唤雨
01:10:14乔吹 你教孩子吹牛 你个当妈的也不害臊
01:10:19吹牛不上睡啊 在这儿总来着吗
01:10:24妈咪 待会儿你尽管查 剩下的交给我呢
01:10:28嗯
01:10:29既然你们不相信 那就等着瞧吧
01:10:36坐
01:10:37这被天使吻过的嗓音啊
01:10:49都写不太ども啊
01:10:51怎么能听啊
01:10:54等你了
01:10:55好听又怎样
01:10:56她要是能喊来风 我把花筒给吃了
01:10:59一点风都没有 这是惹死人了
01:11:03痕迷在成我了
01:11:04无,无,无,无,无 无 无
01:11:07无,无,无,无,无
01:11:16What does that mean?
01:11:19That, this...
01:11:21my hair is so good
01:11:23помог
01:11:24Oh, my hair is so good
01:11:25Oh, my hair is so beautiful
01:11:27I don't know what it is
01:11:29oh
01:11:30beautiful
01:11:30są
01:11:31Oh, this is...
01:11:32Is it...
01:11:32Twelve?
01:11:33Oh,ります
01:11:34Oh, my hair is so good
01:11:35My hair is so good
01:11:37Oh, my hair is so good
01:11:39Oh, excuse me
01:11:39Oh, my hair is so good
01:11:40Oh, my hair is so good
01:11:42Oh, my hair
01:11:43Oh, my hair is so good
01:11:44Oh, my hair is so good
01:11:45Oh, my hair
01:11:45又让这大雨却都落下
01:12:15You're not a good one.
01:12:17I'm not a good one.
01:12:19I'm not a good one.
01:12:21I'll give you a shot.
01:12:25This is the stage of the stage.
01:12:33You're not a good one.
01:12:35How are you?
01:12:37I'm not a good one.
01:12:39I'm not a good one.
01:12:41You're not a good one.
01:12:43I'm utanpcentered with you,
01:12:45you're not a good one.
01:12:47You're not a good one.
01:12:49I'm a good one.
01:12:51I will give you my hand.
01:12:53I have a good one.
01:12:55You will abys you.
01:12:57You will be the good one.
01:12:59You're not a good one.
01:13:01Right.
01:13:03I can do this song.
01:13:05I'll give you a good enough.
01:13:07I'll do this song.
01:13:09现在要来个听歌招好运
01:13:11这是把我们当小日本省啊
01:13:13一时不知道该信还是该跑
01:13:14万一是真的就赚了
01:13:16我要给沈依依投票
01:13:17小志威 你这些呼风坏雨的小把戏算什么
01:13:20有本事给大家带来实实在家的好运
01:13:23这才叫真本事
01:13:24听到没有 赶紧下台
01:13:28别挡着依依给大家送好运
01:13:32大言不惭
01:13:36我就等着你们自己打自己的脸
01:13:38请大家整理一下衣物
01:13:46精彩 马上继续
01:13:48神经
01:14:05天哪 真的是小鸟
01:14:11沈依依果然是浮运之女
01:14:13求宝与我好与不断
01:14:15妈咪 你上去玩个更大大
01:14:18让他们看看谁才是真正的王城
01:14:21你就 然后
01:14:23冠军 沈依依
01:14:25冠军 沈依依
01:14:27冠军 沈依依
01:14:29主持人 直接宣布冠军吧
01:14:33我宣布
01:14:36冠军 沈依依
01:14:53桃之威
01:14:55你拿个索娜是要给大家表演小品吗 别吹牛了 就凭你那破索娜能喊来几只鸟啊 乔治威 我才是真正的福星 你拿个索娜是想给大家送终吗 就是啊 索娜不是桑月嘛 乔治威 你什么意思啊 太会心了 乔治威 等我通过这次比赛立吻了福运之女的人说 以后我在娱乐圈将会拥有无数正式的粉丝
01:15:25百八月起 索娜为王 今天我就让大家看看 索娜的真正魅力
01:15:44卧槽 这 这首是难度极高的百鸟嘲碰
01:15:47乔治威果然是天才 天才呀 这索娜吹了真是绝了
01:15:52眼前仿佛出现了山林百鸟 赫祥瑞的画面
01:15:56我这辈子都没有听过如此鲜语
01:16:01乔治威 他怎么会这么厉害
01:16:05妙啊 妙啊
01:16:07索娜一响 百鸟为王
01:16:10他可怜十年后 都吹不出来这首歌
01:16:16乔治威 竟然吹得这么好听
01:16:18吹得再好听有什么用啊
01:16:20说好的白鸟嘲讽呢 一只鸟都没有
01:16:23放我 来
01:16:25哈
01:16:30跑暴吹
01:16:32卧槽
01:16:33荤卧
01:16:34这也太虎�ge了
01:16:35懷死败
01:16:36听个比赛演唱会能看见荤卧
01:16:38我这辈子值了
01:16:39是怎么可能
01:16:40鲜 notice给音乐
01:16:42arn
01:16:42夜妛
01:16:43propose
01:16:44真假的
01:16:45听乔治威唱歌能实现愿
01:16:47愿望
01:16:51不好
01:16:51秋拟快就跑起来吧
01:16:53I'm ready to go.
01:17:00I'm ready to go.
01:17:02No.
01:17:04You've been so many years.
01:17:06I'm ready to go.
01:17:12How can I?
01:17:20Wow.
01:17:21I'm sorry.
01:17:23This is so funny.
01:17:24It's crazy.
01:17:26We're all around.
01:17:28I'm ready to go.
01:17:30What kind of hurt are we here?
01:17:32If I was this guy, I can't stop.
01:17:34Don't stop it.
01:17:35We're waiting to get help.
01:17:37I'm ready to get help.
01:17:39I need to do well.
01:17:41Yes, I need help you.
01:17:44I'm not tired.
01:17:46I need to go.
01:18:20真的假的?
01:18:21那我以后不会要打大梅吧?
01:18:23我现在受惠刚刚许的愿望还来得及吗?
01:18:26就是!
01:18:27乔之威如果真的是复兴,怎么会被男人抛弃?
01:18:31还生下一对没人要的野种?
01:18:35我劝你们嘴巴记点得,动不动就野种,也不知道谁肚子里的是野种。
01:18:43乔之威,你这个贱人!
01:18:45就算你嫉妒我拥有这么完美的老公,也不能破坏我们夫妻之间的感情啊。
01:18:52乔之威,你搞这些旁门走道有什么用?
01:18:56女人没男人就是残缺,大家给拼命理,乔之威就算再强,能给孩子一个完整的家吗?
01:19:02是啊,一个女人带着孩子太不容易了。
01:19:07我同意,女人只有嫁给男人,这辈子才算圆满。
01:19:11乔之威,爱情才是女人最终的归宿。
01:19:15当然了,你一个被男人抛弃的女人,怎么会理解呢?
01:19:21乔之威,只要你今天愿意退出比赛,我就给你介绍一个老男人怎么样?
01:19:27不需要,我靠自己的实力获得冠军,以后在娱乐圈照样资源不断,还愁没钱花吗?
01:19:39乔之威,你真是蠢,有捷径都不会走。
01:19:43一个女人只要拥有了男人,金钱,事业,不通通都来了吗?
01:19:50是吧,老公?
01:19:53当然,我的就是你了。
01:19:57哦,天王和一姐好甜哦。
01:20:05我们女性的价值,不应该只靠攀附男人来实现,我们靠自己,也能拥有很璀璨的人生。
01:20:13今天,我就会拿下天后冠军,来证明给大家看。
01:20:20乔之威,你别做梦了,今天我可是作为一一的当场嘉宾来,你啊,输定了。
01:20:27那么,接下来,我们就给大家带来一首《梁山博语珠丽叶》。
01:20:36我爱你,你是我的罗蜜,我愿意变成你的福音,他幸福的每一天,浪漫的每一天,美丽的爱情,祝福着未来。
01:21:00太感人了,这才是神仙爱情,那么现在,就让我们看一看神依依的得票情况。
01:21:09我领先了,果然啊,观众的眼睛就是血亮的。
01:21:21乔之威,你连一个帮唱嘉宾都没有,你输定了。
01:21:26我们就是妈咪的帮唱嘉宾。
01:21:29我们是情歌对唱,你们能搞什么?母子合唱,种太阳吗?
01:21:38乔之威,这里是歌神大赛,不是小孩子过家家的地方。
01:21:42实在不行,你去现场找个男人搭伙吧,连对向阳的爱情都没有,输了一遍。
01:21:48乔之威,比起虚无缥缈的爱情,我相信大家更想听到,怎么发财。
01:21:56那肯定啊,在前面前,爱情算个狗屁。
01:21:59小猪威,空喊口号水不会,要是真的能发财,那再做的不都是百万富翁了吗?
01:22:06是,说的有当。
01:22:07是,说的有当。
01:22:12接下来我们带来的这首歌,会让大家拥有发财的机会。
01:22:18吹牛不上睡,你真当自己才神爷啊!
01:22:21吹牛逼啊!
01:22:22吹牛逼呢!
01:22:23那么接下来,舞台就交给你们母子三人了。
01:22:28天门开,地门开,舞舞台神进门啦!
01:22:35我想要前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来。
01:22:39我不想谈情说爱到无争前的节拍,别人若那你当草,你要那自己当宝,
01:22:47谁都不会一直在闪穿药,快想要前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前来,前往层面不 fight。
01:22:53梦里什么没有啊?
01:22:54你还想让大家发财?
01:22:56啊!
01:22:57这...
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01:23:26買了那麼多彩票從來沒有中過
01:23:29這次老子終於中啦
01:23:31中獎啊
01:23:39各位觀眾
01:23:40現在喬之衛的全國觀眾投票數已經達到了
01:23:4510萬
01:23:46100萬
01:23:481000萬
01:23:49天呐
01:23:50已經突破1億票了
01:25:26肯定不会背叛她的呀
01:25:28你是个蠢货
01:25:37你被我戴绿帽子都不知道吧
01:25:39你说什么
01:25:40不是的
01:25:44老公你听我解释
01:25:46我没有
01:25:47你给我解释清楚
01:25:50不然就离婚
01:25:52不是
01:25:53不要离婚
01:25:54离婚就离婚
01:25:58我告诉你
01:25:59我从来都没有爱过你
01:26:00卧槽
01:26:01刚刚两人还引消神仙爱情
01:26:03这就翻脸了
01:26:04我说秀恩爱死得快
01:26:05这碗好吃
01:26:06爱吃
01:26:07是你
01:26:08你再说一遍
01:26:09没有
01:26:10我觉得没有
01:26:11我们的孩子很快就要出生了
01:26:23你开心吗
01:26:24看我的
01:26:25狗狗
01:26:26我的孩子就要出生了
01:26:29你开心吗
01:26:30看我的
01:26:32狗狗宝宝
01:26:36人家好爱你
01:26:37什么
01:26:38什么
01:26:43沈依依这口味也太重了吧
01:26:46沈依依
01:26:48没有
01:26:49我没有
01:26:50老公
01:26:51你听我解释
01:26:52没有
01:26:56你给我
01:26:57你给我妈的
01:26:58我偷射你快去
01:27:00谁我老婆
01:27:02你
01:27:03不要再离婚
01:27:06我宣布
01:27:072025年
01:27:08本届
01:27:09歌神大赛的冠军是
01:27:11乔之威
01:27:13财神前后
01:27:14实至名归
01:27:15实至名归
01:27:16实至名归
01:27:17实至名归
01:27:18你是我们
01:27:19永远的神
01:27:22是
01:27:24妈咪
01:27:25你已经收集到了
01:27:26全国粉丝愿力
01:27:28我们一家人马上就要团聚了
01:27:33大家要多请好试
01:27:35是
01:27:36必有福报
01:27:41财神
01:27:42你不要走
01:27:43不要离开我们
01:27:44祝大家
01:27:45好运常在
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