- 2 months ago
Small Block Mopar
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00:00Don't fuck with the witch man
00:04I'm telling you...
00:24He was listening to me man don't fuck with the fucking witch
00:27It's too late man, it's too late, it's too late, it's too late man, it's too fucking late, you're out of order, you're out of fucking order man, leave me alone, leave me alone.
00:57Oh god damn it, I fucking told you man, don't talk to me again, it's gotta be okay, it doesn't take any special talent malware, if that's the best you can do, I'm not impressed.
01:24No, nothing I do, whatever it be, could it father, in your eyes, I am nothing but your failed experiment, your shame.
01:37My only shame is that I have been unable to heal your pain, but it's not too late, give up this vengeance of yours, and we'll work together to make you whole.
01:47Lie, even now you can fire against me, it is too late.
01:57I will do it.
02:03Be your vol.
02:07Hay, it is too late.
02:16My power!
02:46What a clever device. It must have a million uses. But I am only interested in one. You cannot win. Even now there are pieces of my body that will go into the planet's school.
03:07I shall corrupt this world only. Devouring every molecule. Until Captain Prime becomes planet malware. I shall decower you.
03:31Rook, get Asmuth out of here. No one leaves. No one leaves.
03:37Come on! Ben! He's... I've got...
04:01Go!
04:14Master. How did you...
04:16When you didn't show up on an...
04:18I figured something was wrong. I called Gwen.
04:21I'm kind of an expert at...
04:27How is it?
04:29He'll come around in a few hours.
04:31Or now. Could be...
04:34Ugh. Anybody got a mint? My mouth tastes like malware.
04:40Fortunately, the debris from the explosion of Galvan B came down over a localized area.
04:46That's like...
04:47The planet!
04:48Yes, but the rest is unaffected.
04:50However, it's only a matter of hours until malware's feelers reach the planet.
04:56Once that happens, there will be no way to stop him from absorbing and corrupting everything.
05:02Malware himself is a living planet. And a heavily armed one...
05:05Uncool. Definitely uncool.
05:08Absolutely uncool.
05:10Absolutely uncool.
05:12So what's the plan?
05:14Identify Galvan Prime with a series of firewalls to insulate sections of the planet's power in case of a viral attack.
05:21If we can activate the disruptor fields in these firewalls, we should be able to prevent Malware from reaching the core. Briefly.
05:31I'll know more once Brooke, Gwen and I return from what's left of Galvan B. There must be some answers.
05:39For a super genius? That's not a very inspiring plan.
05:44Have you got a better plan?
05:45Just saying.
05:46You said you need to reactivate the firewalls.
05:48You're welcome!
05:49There's something you're not telling us, isn't there?
05:51I was getting to it.
05:52That's more like it.
05:53The firewall controls were damaged by the shuttle.
05:56The central relay station is here, on the edge of the red zone.
05:59Good doggy!
06:01So you need us to keep Malware busy while the Water Twins here fix the controls.
06:06We might possibly resent that reference?
06:09If we knew what it meant.
06:11You and me again again, huh?
06:12There's gotta be some way to take this chump out once and for all.
06:13How come every time you say that, I end up getting shot at?
06:19Are you sure you don't have any bigger jetpacks?
06:21Are you sure you don't have any bigger jetpacks?
06:23Once the helixes were repaired, it was a small matter to re-energize the mechomorphs.
06:28And, I believe, there's more than enough energy remaining for your purposes.
06:32Now, there is just a hint.
06:34There is a security galaxy here that may help us.
06:37It isn't there for anyone left.
06:39Love that sunny outlook.
06:40Then let's turn on the power!
06:42Perry!
06:43Don't go getting any ideas about my girls!
06:46Not to worry.
06:47Plan is fully trapped in my boots.
06:50Um...
06:51It's true.
06:52I've seen Earth Homeworld.
06:53No comparison.
06:54Okay, I'm sitting right here.
06:56I'd say to him, it runs like what?
06:58An orangishan with glasses?
06:59Hehehe!
07:01Whoa!
07:03Love ya! Bye!
07:04Now that...
07:07Any time now, Kennison!
07:09I'm trying to tie it on a flyer!
07:11Haven't you figured that thing out yet?
07:21Okay, Asmuth.
07:22I guess we'll be going now.
07:23Bye, Asmuth.
07:24Bye, Asmuth.
07:26Come on, not even a thank you?
07:29You expect me to put on some humiliating display of gratitude
07:33every time you save a planet or two?
07:34What happened to Malware?
07:35Did he soak into the ground or something?
07:36Who has that kind of time?
07:37Who has that kind of time?
07:38You're welcome.
07:39Maybe I splattered him.
07:41Nah, it's never that easy.
07:43We're taking in another stray?
07:45Funny.
07:46I'll keep an eye out for Malware.
07:47She's kinda groin' on me.
07:49It's a girl?
07:50You really didn't pay attention in health class, did you?
07:58Don't ask.
07:59Well, I've seen worse.
08:04But this is at least top five.
08:06Uh, bottom five.
08:16Gotcha!
08:17Ha ha ha!
08:18Come on!
08:19Cut it out, will ya?
08:20We need it for the copper.
08:21And your belt buckle.
08:22What?
08:23Why would you possibly need my belt buckle?
08:27Ahem.
08:28Would all the geniuses in the room kindly raise your hands?
08:37We need it for the copper and your belt buckle what why would you
08:46Possibly my dumbbell
08:48Ahem, would all the geniuses in the room kindly raise your hands?
08:54Alright, fine
08:59Commercial races
09:04Who's that?
09:05That's my logic
09:07After nearly destroyed you
09:09You are a fool
09:11I just wish you had the wisdom that comes from being Rochelle's age
09:14It takes one to know one
09:15Well bye
09:16I want you to enjoy it right now
09:22Better than I would never
09:24Never
09:25Never
09:26Never try nothing
09:27Well, bye
09:28It'll be fun
09:29What's in this?
09:30Elbows and government team
09:32While I manage cheddar and parmesan
09:34What is that?
09:35Who's is better?
09:41Can't tell yet
09:42Let me find some more
09:43What the?
09:46Can I get a burger medium rare?
09:50This is a lack of it
09:52You can only get it well done
09:53You seem to be in remarkably good condition
09:54But why?
09:55Because we couldn't afford to get through poison
09:56Yes, I think I can work with these
09:57But now that I'm rich
09:58I can just walk up to a cow and bite it
10:00Do either of you have any pocket change?
10:01What are you doing here?
10:02What are you doing?
10:03What are you doing?
10:04I thought you wanted Tasha to see you as a man
10:06Not a child
10:07It's really a child
10:08Hello
10:09I'm dead
10:11I'm dead
10:12I think Chris
10:13He has his idea will be me
10:14And I think Tasha like their idea
10:16Oh, come on!
10:18I gotta go south there
10:20Chris!
10:21These hot dogs ain't gonna work take themselves
10:23Don't worry
10:24I got this
10:25Hey
10:27Mr.
10:28uh
10:28Chris's Dad
10:29Is it bad that they call it the World Series when it's just teams from North America?
10:38Is it fair that Neil Armstrong got to walk out of room but Michael Collins had to stay in the command module?
10:44Make it stop.
10:46Dad, I should go after Grey.
10:48He's white. Something could happen.
10:50What? No. Impossible.
11:05No!
11:17This is far from over Tennyson.
11:20Your friends have only delayed their fate.
11:23But as for you, your journey ends here.
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12:00Hey!
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12:02Hey!
12:03Hey!
12:04Why do you blame him?
12:06Now I've got nobody to hang out with.
12:09Sure you do.
12:11Come over after school and you can hang out with us.
12:14Really?
12:15Really?
12:17Oh, I can't wait till after school!
12:20Don't miss me too much, Boney!
12:23Why, Annie? Why?
12:25She's lonely. It's the nice thing to do.
12:28Come on, it's just one afternoon.
12:34What do you mean?
12:37You've got nobody to do that.
12:40You're kind of a cat.
12:42You're not a cat.
12:45You're a cat.
12:47You're a cat.
12:50You're a cat.
12:55You're a cat.
12:58You're a cat.
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