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The Romantic Thesis of Us Full Movie
The Romantic Thesis of Us Full Movie
The Romantic Thesis of Us Full Movie
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00:00:01Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:05Leo, right?
00:00:07Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:09Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:13Who wrote this?
00:00:15Psychology of Love.
00:00:16The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:20How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:22Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:24Create controlled chaos.
00:00:26He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:30Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:32I found something on her list.
00:00:34Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:38You're not really that type.
00:00:40I've dropped into your divorce papers.
00:00:42We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:45Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:47What?
00:00:48Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:51See that?
00:00:53My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:55My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:58Do you want a divorce?
00:01:00Please!
00:01:01How would you do that?
00:01:03He's playing.
00:01:04Do you like me?
00:01:06Actually, I'm married.
00:01:08Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:11He's my husband.
00:01:15You're the real Mia.
00:01:17My Mia.
00:01:19As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:33And I'm gonna wow them all.
00:01:34Until…
00:01:35what is she wearing oh my god this is so embarrassing
00:01:43i didn't think you'd come this outfit is a choice did i come to the wrong place everyone
00:01:52our love expert mia she's dressed a bit special today so it's the perfect time for everyone to
00:01:59get to know her well you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of
00:02:06love group i thought this was professor brian's costume party oh you received this invitation
00:02:15sorry yours is fake we made it for you dr love let's post it entitled the funny girl breakdown
00:02:26the love psychologist exposed
00:02:44that's enough what are you all doing here weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor
00:02:51yes we are welcoming the sponsor but i've seen how you're welcoming me
00:02:58are you okay i was seriously over the line yeah they used my research against me
00:03:06screw them i mean you're amazing they're just jealous of how brilliant you are still pretending
00:03:12to be an academic maybe your next paper should be titled how to public yourself under embarrass
00:03:21all right amy let's make this interesting
00:03:2610 seconds and i'll have leo falling all over me are you dreaming you're crazy if you're wrong then you
00:03:36have to apologize to me in front of everyone and if i lose then i will delete my thesis and i will admit
00:03:46that i'm a fraud do
00:03:59leo right
00:04:04it was really cool what you did over there
00:04:07mia and do you remember my name it's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a
00:04:14vegas showgirl i thought excellence came from boldness or is that just a theory
00:04:30they did over there
00:04:33if you think you were useful
00:04:38her earring was caught up my couch
00:04:40not only
00:04:47but
00:05:00Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh There's something in your eyes
00:05:12Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I can't take no more light There's something in your eyes
00:05:26and find out everything you can about Mia oh and call my wife I want to meet
00:05:35her you got it
00:05:49you said 10 seconds I counted six I mean that was insane you had the whole room
00:05:55holding their breath even Leo step one to Mia's love theory create controlled
00:06:01chaos and what was the result chemistry 1a dopamine activation
00:06:14so if you crashed an exclusive dinner for invitation put on the performance and
00:06:22calls it research I think there might be some misunderstanding I mean she was at
00:06:26the top of her psychology department perfect GPA no disciplinary record
00:06:33place of earth Oregon just like her how's it going with the meeting with my wife
00:06:40all set is today my husband wants to meet me today huh seriously that didn't even go
00:06:52to the wedding you're gonna see him nope love is the last thing I need to be
00:06:56happy
00:07:06do you take this man to be your husband
00:07:15i do
00:07:20there mom now i am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away
00:07:25i hope you're happy my parents arranged the marriage before they died i haven't even
00:07:32met the man i need to get a divorce
00:07:35asap
00:07:40lily oh my gosh long time no see
00:07:44what are our plans i need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that i've never met
00:07:49hold on
00:07:50why me
00:07:51because you know me better than anyone
00:07:52and you have a ton of experience handling jerks
00:07:56girl you call me because of that
00:07:57no wait lily lily
00:07:59um
00:08:00say no more
00:08:01when are we gonna do that
00:08:02well
00:08:03say no more
00:08:07when are we gonna do that
00:08:08well
00:08:10oh my god
00:08:11Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:12oh my god
00:08:13Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:17are you
00:08:24Leo Bryan
00:08:26yes please
00:08:27sit
00:08:28oh my god
00:08:30Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:32are you
00:08:42Leo Bryan
00:08:43yes please
00:08:44sit
00:08:45i'm sorry i've been MIA since we got married
00:08:47i'll make it up to you
00:08:49this marriage was our parents idea
00:08:51but i'll put you down
00:08:52i'm sorry i've been MIA since we got married
00:08:55i'll make it up to you
00:08:56this marriage was our parents idea
00:08:57i'll put you through college
00:08:58you can divorce after you graduate
00:09:01actually i
00:09:02i know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:04you're welcome to move in with me
00:09:07let me think about it
00:09:09let me know when you thought it over
00:09:10to me
00:09:12i'll make it up to you
00:09:13this marriage was our parents idea
00:09:14but i'll put you through college
00:09:16and you can divorce after you graduate
00:09:17actually i
00:09:18i know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:19you're welcome to move in with me
00:09:20let me think about it let me know when you thought it over
00:09:28oh it's okay i've got this
00:09:35see you later
00:09:41see you later
00:09:50oh my god girl
00:10:00oh my gosh tell me everything that happened
00:10:02your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth
00:10:06i mean he even tried to fill me up
00:10:08you dodged a bullet though
00:10:09wait lily i'm so sorry are you okay
00:10:12well no problem because i just keep him right in the family's nose
00:10:18so just forget if he ever existed okay
00:10:21okay well let me at least make you dinner
00:10:25wait it's the least i can do
00:10:29rejected the psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data
00:10:36then what do you want me to do
00:10:40find the perfect man
00:10:42bag the perfect man
00:10:43and then get back to me
00:10:44good luck with it
00:10:45who is the perfect guy
00:10:58what are you gonna do
00:11:01graduations in three months
00:11:03yeah and don't forget about your student loans girl
00:11:05i mean you need a guinea pig and fast
00:11:08leo bryan
00:11:15he's a visiting professor here
00:11:17wow
00:11:18fate is working overtime with you two
00:11:21mr bryan
00:11:31you're not supposed to fall for your students
00:11:34catch her with mia
00:11:42it'll be a piece of cake
00:11:45i'll just implement step two of mia's
00:11:48wrong
00:11:49men are visual creatures
00:11:51you need to catch his eye first
00:11:53bryan technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship ai
00:12:03this is mortifying
00:12:05i thought he was the only one here
00:12:07and i'm looking for an assistant
00:12:10we are the obvious choice emmy and i are the perfect choice for this project as you may know emmy's dad is the ceo
00:12:30stop connections won't get you anywhere with me go i'm not repeating myself
00:12:43he really is the perfect guy
00:12:46you
00:12:47go
00:12:49me
00:12:50why
00:12:52i don't want anybody working for me who is more concerned about clothes than research
00:12:56who wrote this psychology of love
00:13:06you rang
00:13:08that's one of the best reports i've ever read
00:13:15your full name is mia rose
00:13:20the one and only
00:13:21says here you were born in oregon
00:13:23sister city
00:13:25to be exact
00:13:26do you have a boyfriend
00:13:27absolutely
00:13:30positively
00:13:32a hundred percent no
00:13:33holy shit
00:13:35he's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:13:40oh
00:13:41oh he is so in love with me
00:13:44her name is identical to my wife's and she's from the same city
00:13:54you got the job
00:13:56everyone else can go
00:13:57sorry
00:13:58sorry
00:13:59thank you
00:14:00professor brian
00:14:01just keep things professional
00:14:04or you're done
00:14:05just do your job
00:14:09step number three and mia's guide to romance
00:14:15spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:19just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:26i wanna hold you
00:14:31under the red moon
00:14:36me
00:14:38i'd be more worried about yourself
00:14:40my grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:42well your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:46answer
00:14:49familiarize her with the project over the next few days
00:14:52understood
00:14:57listen up lily
00:14:59rents on me this month
00:15:01what
00:15:02you became a
00:15:03miss moneybags all of a sudden
00:15:05this is leo brian
00:15:07and i'm gonna be his research assistant
00:15:11um
00:15:12leo brian
00:15:13do you know he's your husband
00:15:14guinea pig
00:15:16yeah
00:15:17i have to make him fall in love with me if i'm gonna pass this semester
00:15:21girl
00:15:22listen to me
00:15:23i've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:15:25and he hooks up with girls all night
00:15:28please
00:15:29stay away from him
00:15:31i have nowhere to go you said you would take care of me
00:15:38because we're married, right?
00:15:39yeah
00:15:40i have nowhere to go you said you would take care of me
00:15:41i have nowhere to go you said you would take care of me
00:15:45i have no way to go you said you would take care of me
00:15:46you said you would take care of me
00:15:54i have nowhere to go you said you would take care of me
00:15:57Because we're married, right?
00:16:07Because we're married, right?
00:16:11So, where are we sleeping to?
00:16:17Just stay in your own lane.
00:16:19You can have the upstairs.
00:16:27This is all going to be mine one day.
00:16:32Leo, you're going to fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:16:38Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:16:42No?
00:16:43You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:16:48You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:16:50Guy's over.
00:16:51Not my roommate anymore.
00:16:53She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:16:55They're so jealous that you're like this.
00:16:59The proof is red.
00:17:01Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:17:07Bullshit!
00:17:08I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:17:12What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:16I know, I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole.
00:17:20You're right, I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:17:26He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:17:29Well, what a coincidence.
00:17:46That isn't my favorite professor.
00:17:49I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:17:52I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:18:00A fancy date?
00:18:07It's happening.
00:18:08I mean, I can't believe it.
00:18:10Leo really asked you out.
00:18:11Finally.
00:18:13It's my turn.
00:18:14Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Bryan tomorrow.
00:18:24Yeah.
00:18:26You don't have to worry about me.
00:18:29You're such a good friend.
00:18:31But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:18:36Go, girl.
00:18:36Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:18:44Leo is mine.
00:18:49Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance, A, B, S.
00:18:53Always be smiling.
00:19:06Hi.
00:19:09This is a very important meeting.
00:19:10I'll keep up the samples I mentioned in my notice.
00:19:13Peter?
00:19:14Leo!
00:19:17What the fuck?
00:19:23Come on, hurry up.
00:19:26This note must have been in the invite.
00:19:28Where did it go?
00:19:29Mia, come on.
00:19:30Get your head in the gate.
00:19:36Good to see you.
00:19:45Long time no see.
00:19:46How have you been?
00:19:47Good.
00:19:47Should we have a ghost?
00:19:48We should.
00:19:50Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:54Mia, you want to show them?
00:19:56Mia, the samples.
00:19:56Sample?
00:20:07You must be starving.
00:20:15Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:20:17I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:20:18Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:20:26So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:20:30Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:20:33Everyone needs a little bit of business.
00:20:34Just a nice change of pace.
00:20:37Ah, yeah, she's a great girl.
00:20:40One second.
00:20:42Okay, we should eat.
00:20:43Let's tackle the air, shall we?
00:20:45Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:50I thought this was a date.
00:20:53A date?
00:20:55Really?
00:20:56You're into your presser?
00:20:58I...
00:21:00I...
00:21:01Don't misunderstand this.
00:21:07You're only here because Anne's is busy.
00:21:10Of course.
00:21:12It's professional.
00:21:15The jetty's ready.
00:21:18Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:21:22Great.
00:21:23Lead the way.
00:21:28I just can't get to break, can I?
00:21:33Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:35Not good.
00:21:36I am an idiot.
00:21:37I thought it was a date and it's not and I'm out on my ass.
00:21:40Fuck this!
00:21:41This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:21:56Thinking how loud I'm thinking
00:21:59I don't even want to play this game.
00:22:03Leo?
00:22:09You came?
00:22:11Leo?
00:22:13You came?
00:22:18Run, man.
00:22:19Don't make a sound.
00:22:20I don't want to be found.
00:22:22Straighten my love.
00:22:23Gonna be down.
00:22:24We want to make it out for you.
00:22:25I don't even want to be found.
00:22:25I don't even want to make it out for you.
00:22:25I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:22:32You are my assistant, after all.
00:22:35That is very nice of you.
00:22:38I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:22:40I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:22:43But you did well.
00:22:45You shouldn't push yourself.
00:22:47Here, take this.
00:22:55I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:23:06Don't worry about me.
00:23:08I got this.
00:23:15I need to trip you forever.
00:23:19Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:23:25It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:23:29You want something to drink?
00:23:31I'm good.
00:23:34What's wrong?
00:23:36I got it.
00:23:45Damn it.
00:23:51Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:54There is a lesson from your professor.
00:23:58Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:24:09Would you like to find out?
00:24:11He is so sexy.
00:24:28I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:24:31How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:24:41But I'm a professor.
00:24:43I won't take advantage of you.
00:24:46Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:24:49I've heard he's a total fuckboy,
00:24:52and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:24:54So, why did Lily say that?
00:25:02Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:25:08Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:09Mia is married?
00:25:12Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:22Was that your parents?
00:25:25No, actually, my parents are dead.
00:25:30I'm sorry.
00:25:32I'll take you home.
00:25:33You really don't have to do that.
00:25:43Thanks for the ride.
00:25:45Where were you?
00:25:46We were waiting for you.
00:25:47It's kind of a thing.
00:25:48Sorry.
00:25:50It's okay.
00:25:51We were just...
00:25:51I'm scared shitless, okay?
00:25:53I'm glad you're all right.
00:25:57Hey.
00:25:59Miss Rose got home safe.
00:26:01So, I'm off to the bar.
00:26:04Oh, there was some guy there,
00:26:06though, he was, like, pushing her around.
00:26:07What?
00:26:08Who?
00:26:11I could have got a good look at him.
00:26:13But, they went inside together.
00:26:16Now, she is obviously after you,
00:26:19so, why don't you just fire her?
00:26:21We need her expertise.
00:26:24And, as a professor,
00:26:26I should keep an eye on her.
00:26:27Hmm.
00:26:28Yeah, good excuse.
00:26:30Look into her supposed husband.
00:26:32We haven't spent any time together.
00:26:51Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:57We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:27:00So, don't get any ideas.
00:27:05I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:27:06Once, let real me in.
00:27:15She couldn't leave for me.
00:27:26Wait, so he carried you home?
00:27:28He's totally in love with you.
00:27:29Advance congratulations on graduating early.
00:27:32Stay the fuck away from me.
00:27:43We are never going to happen?
00:27:46He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:27:50You know how men are.
00:27:51They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:27:55It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:27:57I shook my hand too soon.
00:27:59Don't give up that easy.
00:28:01We still have plan B.
00:28:03The cold shoulder.
00:28:06Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:28:12Take this.
00:28:13It was developed by my department.
00:28:15It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat
00:28:17and brain waves.
00:28:19Emma, you are a genius.
00:28:23Leo Bryan, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:27Go.
00:28:48Breathe.
00:28:49Breathe.
00:28:50Eating alone, Professor Bryan?
00:28:52I usually lunch on my own,
00:28:54but you're welcome to join me.
00:28:55Sorry for the misunderstanding.
00:28:59I just wanted to borrow this.
00:29:01You're not really my type.
00:29:05Oh, yeah.
00:29:19Nice work.
00:29:20He's definitely jealous.
00:29:22How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:40Enough.
00:29:45How can you say I'm not her type?
00:29:47It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:29:50I found something on her list.
00:30:00Seems like she's secretly married.
00:30:02None of her classmates know.
00:30:04We need a P.I.
00:30:09She's too innocent.
00:30:10I'm afraid that someone was going to take advantage of her.
00:30:12I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:30:17She lives in a shady part of town.
00:30:20Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:30:28Professor Bryan, I need the afternoon off.
00:30:32Why?
00:30:32Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:30:38With who?
00:30:39Now, that is really none of your business.
00:30:42You can't.
00:30:43I need you this afternoon.
00:30:46Miss Assistant.
00:30:47And it's totally working.
00:30:57Please take me your shopping.
00:31:00Careful.
00:31:02What are you talking to?
00:31:04It's private.
00:31:06And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:09Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:31:12Which one do you like?
00:31:13Try it on.
00:31:22It's for a birthday present.
00:31:25How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:28Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:29Okay.
00:31:29Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:31:46Way too many coincidences.
00:31:48Yeah.
00:31:49These are gorgeous.
00:31:58Are they really for me?
00:32:01I...
00:32:01Actually, they're...
00:32:04A gift for someone else.
00:32:07If I didn't know better,
00:32:09I think this Mia was my wife.
00:32:12Sorry.
00:32:13Um...
00:32:13My mistake.
00:32:17Shit.
00:32:18Is he interested in someone else?
00:32:20Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:32:22Mia.
00:32:35Mia.
00:32:37Hold on.
00:32:37You looked beautiful in them.
00:32:45Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:48If you don't look good,
00:32:49it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:32:52Here.
00:32:54I have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:33:04Hey, what's up?
00:33:06Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:33:13Who are you going out with?
00:33:17Who are you going out with?
00:33:19I am off the clock, boss.
00:33:22Don't worry about me.
00:33:24She lives in a shady part of town.
00:33:27Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:33:31You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:33:33It's dangerous.
00:33:34What?
00:33:35Do you like me or something?
00:33:39Just admit you're jealous.
00:33:42You're not going out tonight.
00:33:44You're going back to the lab to run some tests.
00:33:49But I need to be to say, B.
00:33:51What is this?
00:34:14What is this?
00:34:15That is a luminol test.
00:34:21The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:34:24It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:34:29Explain it like I'm five.
00:34:32Take us, for example.
00:34:33We reacted before we even knew it.
00:34:37Kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:41It does.
00:34:42Your heart is racing.
00:34:51It must be broken.
00:34:55Midnight.
00:34:58Happy birthday.
00:35:01We've worked hard today.
00:35:03Make a wish.
00:35:04Make a wish.
00:35:05I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:35:09I have an idea.
00:35:13We're alive and new.
00:35:19You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:35:33I want you.
00:35:42Mia!
00:35:42Oh my God, it's beautiful.
00:35:45I'll love the stars.
00:35:46You know, I haven't really gotten a chance
00:36:15to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:36:19So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:23It's my pleasure.
00:36:32Professor, I'm a dreamer.
00:36:36You're drunk.
00:36:39Step number five, and we are spending two minutes.
00:36:45Take risks.
00:36:47We have special moments.
00:36:49What are you talking about?
00:37:08Why are you naked?
00:37:12What happened last night?
00:37:13Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:16Come on, dumbass.
00:37:18Remember.
00:37:18Remember.
00:37:18We're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not afraid we're not
00:37:48oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feet
00:38:02remember it was you that kissed me the daily mess total accident i swear my bad
00:38:12i'm gonna go shower
00:38:16this data is all over the place
00:38:32maybe he does like me
00:38:36holy shit they said that together
00:38:47that bitch after her professor just graduated
00:38:56i need another favorite can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:39:06oh sure bessie let's me to the bar
00:39:13utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:39:24no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:39:29careful ma'am
00:39:33oh it's blinding
00:39:36um i have to go write some essays
00:39:44my old thesis is out the window
00:39:50science is a joke
00:39:53got me there
00:39:57certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:40:01my boyfriend is so obsessed with me he's showing me with cash
00:40:15so lucky yeah really good taste
00:40:18make a taste see that
00:40:25that's beautiful he must love spending money on you
00:40:28yes he does
00:40:29oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:40:33would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:40:38please
00:40:40please don't rush me
00:40:43actually is that it i have to go
00:40:46lily what's gotten into you
00:40:49you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:40:52can i at least meet him or
00:40:55it's okay he's a very busy man
00:40:57i i have to go
00:40:59you sure have some generous friends mia
00:41:05what's that supposed to mean
00:41:07she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep them
00:41:10and for free too
00:41:11i should give this back
00:41:15hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:41:20i was on the way
00:41:22uh i feel sick
00:41:29what's wrong
00:41:30uh can we go
00:41:35mia
00:41:43professor brian
00:41:44what are you doing here
00:41:45my friend she lost this necklace trying to get back to her
00:41:49i gotta find her
00:41:57sorry
00:41:58she has a necklace i gave you
00:42:13how do you know her
00:42:15i know her from high school
00:42:17we were both named mia so
00:42:19we were obviously friends
00:42:20why were you hiding from her
00:42:23uh
00:42:24she wants me to lend her some cash
00:42:26i'm not interested
00:42:27yep
00:42:29she's the worst
00:42:31should stay away from her
00:42:33i know her
00:42:35what you're saying
00:42:37doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:42:39i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:43may rose
00:42:52and grace
00:42:53your mother-in-law
00:42:55sweetheart
00:43:02i heard you want a divorce
00:43:04that's true
00:43:06but you don't have to worry about me
00:43:08my son gave this to you right
00:43:14no actually that's my friend lily's
00:43:17impossible
00:43:19i helped them pick it out
00:43:21i'm positive
00:43:22lily accepted a gift from him
00:43:25mia
00:43:25i promised your mom
00:43:28i'd look after you
00:43:29please talk to my son
00:43:32clock's ticking
00:43:41how's your experiment coming along
00:43:43um well if you look at the graph here
00:43:44you can see the time and location
00:43:46cut to the point okay
00:43:47he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130
00:43:50130
00:43:51mine would reach 132 if i got 1 million in grunts
00:43:54what more do you want from me
00:43:56how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:43:59what who's in love with me huh
00:44:01she has a secret admirer
00:44:08i think we need to congratulate her
00:44:10really
00:44:11who
00:44:13i have no idea
00:44:16my office
00:44:18now
00:44:19am i here just so you can watch me work
00:44:30running a launch for the new ai next week
00:44:32after that
00:44:34i'm leaving
00:44:35what
00:44:36worry about your credits mia
00:44:38you've been a great assistant
00:44:41is he really leaving
00:44:43so
00:44:45he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:44:48the old farts playing matchmaker
00:44:50but he's leaving so soon
00:44:52do you have enough time
00:44:53never fear
00:44:55david is here
00:44:57quick
00:44:59what's step six to mia's guide to love
00:45:02make your target jealous
00:45:04exactly
00:45:05we need
00:45:06the
00:45:07perfect
00:45:09rival
00:45:10you need
00:45:16the perfect rival
00:45:18for leo
00:45:19the perfect rival
00:45:24we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:45:31what are you doing
00:45:33you have got to be kidding me
00:45:36most influential authors in the center
00:45:39hey babe
00:45:42you up for lunch
00:45:46cat
00:45:49just come to the cafe with me
00:45:51i'm actually
00:45:52a little busy
00:45:53sounds fun
00:45:55dang mia i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:46:15i feel the same way
00:46:17i just love how open
00:46:20and
00:46:21honest
00:46:22you are
00:46:23too slow
00:46:25time for the final blow
00:46:26you dare
00:46:28can't you see she's not into you
00:46:36you wish dude
00:46:38i know the code to her apartment
00:46:39we're like
00:46:40close close
00:46:41is that so
00:46:43yeah
00:46:44of course
00:46:46fine
00:46:50enjoy your dessert
00:46:52what just happened
00:46:55did we screw up
00:46:56don't worry about it
00:46:57we still have plan b
00:46:59davy was telling the truth
00:47:01but he was spotted at her house
00:47:03so is he her husband
00:47:05uh no
00:47:06but the pi is still investigating
00:47:08go back to the office
00:47:09got it
00:47:10professor leo
00:47:14what a coincidence
00:47:15up for a match
00:47:18david here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:47:22you're on
00:47:22uh...
00:47:33uh...
00:47:38uh...
00:47:40So nobody cares about you at all.
00:47:58Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:47:59Just rest it on here.
00:48:10He seems to have you all riled up.
00:48:17Well, you're my assistant.
00:48:20Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:24Oh!
00:48:26I'll get that.
00:48:32I finally took the leap, but...
00:48:36Could you get that? It might be important.
00:48:40Looks like it's your mom.
00:48:48Mom.
00:48:49Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:48:53I want you to come.
00:48:54You and Mia?
00:48:58You and Mia?
00:49:01I can't. I'm busy.
00:49:03All right. I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:49:10Professor, I need the night off.
00:49:20Fine. I'll take you home.
00:49:24You let her, too?
00:49:26Yeah. This is the planes.
00:49:29You know, uh, Mia?
00:49:30What?
00:49:35I've got the research results on David.
00:49:38He's actually...
00:49:39Who's David, too?
00:49:44I've known him forever.
00:49:46It's always been really good to me.
00:49:49I got somewhere to be.
00:49:50You seem so sad.
00:49:56You know, it seems like it's working.
00:50:04Mia.
00:50:06Hello, sweetheart.
00:50:07I'm great.
00:50:09I'm sorry.
00:50:09It looks like Leo stood us up.
00:50:11It's okay. No worries.
00:50:13Good.
00:50:14Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:50:18You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:50:30I do.
00:50:34My son messed up because he was on the humanitarian trip overseas.
00:50:38I understand.
00:50:40Give him another chance.
00:50:43He's working at your school now.
00:50:45Maybe it's Faith.
00:50:48Really?
00:50:53Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:57Stay away from David.
00:50:59He's...
00:50:59Oh, you are wasted!
00:51:05He's playing you.
00:51:06Yeah, I know.
00:51:08What?
00:51:08They're my friends.
00:51:09They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:51:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:14You're way too big.
00:51:16It's really no big deal.
00:51:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:51:21Yeah, drink, quick.
00:51:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:51:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:26Whoa, whoa.
00:51:27Whoa, whoa.
00:51:27Leo!
00:51:29What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:31He is drunk.
00:51:32Why would you do that?
00:51:34Oh!
00:51:35I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:51:46I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:51:49Do you like me?
00:51:49Then start acting like my professor.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:52:02Why am I disappointed?
00:52:04I don't have feelings for him.
00:52:06Right?
00:52:11I've been waiting for you forever.
00:52:12Hi, Eli.
00:52:13Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:52:15I met your mom today.
00:52:19I'm sure it's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:52:23We had a great conversation.
00:52:25She always wanted that ring.
00:52:28Um, what ring?
00:52:30The one she traded with your mom.
00:52:33Oh.
00:52:37Eli, what's wrong?
00:52:39Can I ask you something?
00:52:41Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:50Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:54Yeah.
00:52:54Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:58Oh, Lily.
00:52:59You know I would do anything for you,
00:53:01but that's the last thing my mom gave me
00:53:04before she passed away, so...
00:53:06Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:13Cheers to me, single, I guess.
00:53:15Please, cheers.
00:53:15Cheers.
00:53:40I'm so tired.
00:53:49I'm so tired.
00:53:49I'm so tired.
00:54:06Professor Ryan.
00:54:08I need you to come to MIT tonight with me
00:54:11for a seminar.
00:54:13Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:15I have a life, too, you know?
00:54:18So stop meddling.
00:54:20I am so pissed off.
00:54:23He always gets me heated.
00:54:28Is that Emma and David in there?
00:54:30Hey!
00:54:47Hey!
00:54:48Fancy seeing you here!
00:54:50What is this?
00:54:50Time to fess up.
00:54:52This is too far.
00:54:53I told you he was playing you.
00:54:54There's your proof.
00:54:55No.
00:54:56Just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:58This is our plan B.
00:55:00Let's continue the scene.
00:55:02Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:03Oh, no!
00:55:04You caught us!
00:55:07I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:10And you know what?
00:55:11Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:12Oh, my God!
00:55:18Ah, God.
00:55:19I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:22And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:27Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:32God!
00:55:33Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:37Emma!
00:55:38Wait!
00:55:39Wait!
00:55:39Wait!
00:55:39Wait!
00:55:39Wait!
00:55:42So, you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:48You were right.
00:55:50I have to be honest.
00:55:58I'm meaning to ask.
00:56:01What is this actually for?
00:56:03To text your heart rate.
00:56:05So, you giving it to me was intentional?
00:56:24Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:27No!
00:56:27Take me, my head.
00:56:32Take me, my head.
00:56:37Leo.
00:56:38Leo.
00:56:39Professor Bryant.
00:56:45Professor Bryant.
00:56:47Call me Leo.
00:56:48Leo?
00:56:50Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:51I think you crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:56What do you mean by that?
00:56:58I can't take my eyes off you.
00:57:00I'm always worried about you.
00:57:03Why?
00:57:05I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:09Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:57:13Dreaming of a place away from home.
00:57:16What more do you want from me?
00:57:29How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:31Do you love me?
00:57:40I need some time.
00:57:43Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:45That's oddly specific.
00:57:49I just can't wait.
00:57:52I need to take care of something first.
00:57:54What is it?
00:57:56Actually, I'm married.
00:58:06Actually, I'm married.
00:58:09It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:12I swear, I haven't.
00:58:15Touched her.
00:58:16I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:18It's too late for that.
00:58:21Get out.
00:58:22If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:39Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:41This is my son.
00:58:43Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:44You look so familiar.
00:58:46I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:53Leave a message if you need any.
00:59:03Do you want a divorce?
00:59:05I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:10Take this as an apology.
00:59:12Let's talk about this later.
00:59:14I don't feel very good.
00:59:17Can we stay like this?
00:59:19It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:35I've already made up my mind.
00:59:37I'm not moving out.
00:59:38I'm not moving out.
00:59:39I'm not moving out.
00:59:40Then I'm leaving.
00:59:41I'm not moving out.
01:00:11She's a homewrecker, such a bitch.
01:00:14What do you think about revenge?
01:00:17Let's take her down.
01:00:18What's the plan?
01:00:35Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:41Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:49She means nothing to me.
01:00:51Then why did you marry her?
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:55I'm sorry, I...
01:00:57If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:01:04What?
01:01:05Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:11You really want to meet her?
01:01:17This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:27All right.
01:01:28I promise.
01:01:31Whoa, he really does look like Leah.
01:01:34What are they, twins or something?
01:01:35Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:40No.
01:01:42She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:45Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:50I wouldn't put it past her.
01:01:51There's no way.
01:01:52We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:54Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:02:00I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:03Oh, my God.
01:02:05What's wrong?
01:02:08Someone's calling me a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:11Shit.
01:02:11No one's going to believe her.
01:02:13What are we going to do?
01:02:14Those people are so crazy.
01:02:23Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:26You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:29Thanks.
01:02:30It's like every time I open my phone, you're just...
01:02:33Oh, wait.
01:02:35Take this.
01:02:38This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:40He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:43He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:49Are you sure?
01:02:50Absolutely.
01:02:51Just tell him Wilson to you.
01:02:54And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:58Okay.
01:03:01Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:03:06Yeah.
01:03:13I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:32Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:34Um, yeah, for sure.
01:03:40It's amazing.
01:03:41You're amazing.
01:03:43People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:46You know?
01:03:48I can even make every man forget you've ever existed.
01:03:51Wait.
01:04:03Picture Monroe.
01:04:04Picture Monroe.
01:04:12Lanson, come with me now.
01:04:14I'll take care of her, all right?
01:04:42Hey, please, you're on the way.
01:04:47Come on, get the hell out of here.
01:04:49Go.
01:04:50It's okay.
01:04:51You're safe now.
01:04:55You're safe now.
01:04:58I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:02Thank you for saving me.
01:05:04I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:07I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:11I should get some rest.
01:05:13Follow you right, wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:05:42No kissing.
01:05:44No kissing.
01:05:44No, not yet.
01:05:47Why?
01:05:49You have a wife.
01:05:51Hello.
01:05:51Hello.
01:05:52See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Byron.
01:06:05See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Byron.
01:06:09In the middle of the night, follow every night.
01:06:18Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:21Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:24The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companion chip.
01:06:37I can't believe I did it.
01:06:39You did a great job.
01:06:40You did a great job.
01:06:40I'll keep my promise.
01:06:42Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:06:51And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:55I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:58The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:04And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:08Leo Bryan and Mia Rose, he's my husband.
01:07:20He's my husband.
01:07:28Hello, everyone.
01:07:29Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:39What are you doing?
01:07:41How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:44Hey, let's go this way.
01:07:45Let me go!
01:07:47Leo, I love you!
01:07:50Let me go!
01:07:52Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:53Why are you doing this to me?
01:07:59I mean, what happened?
01:08:08We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:10Where'd she go?
01:08:25You're useless as ever.
01:08:29Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:33Really?
01:08:35Actually, I should thank you.
01:08:38Because Mia and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:08:44What?
01:08:46Well, you know him.
01:08:48He's icy.
01:08:50But not with me, of course.
01:08:54You are ruining everything!
01:08:57Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:09:01He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:03But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:06I know, Leon.
01:09:08He would never do that to me.
01:09:10Oh, yeah?
01:09:12Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:16Mia!
01:09:31Mia!
01:09:35Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:38I know where she is.
01:09:43Where?
01:09:44Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:55She's there.
01:10:04You did that on purpose.
01:10:06Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:09Mia!
01:10:10No one can.
01:10:12Mia!
01:10:19The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:10:23An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:29Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:31I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:33Nothing happened.
01:10:37Please, believe me.
01:10:38Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:41I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:45I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:49I'm sorry.
01:10:50I started all of this.
01:10:52You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:54Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:56Mia?
01:11:06Guess what?
01:11:07I have a bunny now.
01:11:22Mia, I...
01:11:23Professor Bryan, I need to come clean.
01:11:27This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:30An experiment?
01:11:32I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:36Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:38I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:41This fitness tracker?
01:11:43I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:47I never really loved you.
01:11:49So now we're Ethan.
01:11:51I don't believe you.
01:11:54The experiment is over.
01:11:57We're over.
01:12:03You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:05Why?
01:12:06I just can't do it.
01:12:08Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:12Graduate late?
01:12:13That's not like you.
01:12:15Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:17I don't know if I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:42Safe travels.
01:12:44Please, I want to tell you something.
01:12:45Just listen to me.
01:12:48I...
01:12:49What's that?
01:12:52I know you have a wife.
01:12:54And I know she's pregnant.
01:12:56Take care.
01:12:56I got a dark side.
01:12:59They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:06I try to act like I got it all under control.
01:13:11You look like a mess, man.
01:13:14Thanks.
01:13:15Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:19Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:23And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:13:27How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:29It doesn't matter, okay?
01:13:32Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:37Stop moping around.
01:13:39Yeah.
01:13:40Do you know what?
01:13:41Get your ass up.
01:13:42We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:45All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:51Think we're falling hard and I blame gravity.
01:13:55Now it's more...
01:13:56Can't catch your breath.
01:13:58Hold your breath.
01:13:59Not the halo effect again.
01:14:17Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:25I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:14:28I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:31That's a stupid name.
01:14:32Come on.
01:14:34The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:14:36Every year, the student council picks three knights, and at the end of the ball, we get
01:14:40to bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:43It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:45It's today.
01:14:46You should place a bid.
01:14:47Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:49Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:51I'm going to come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:53I came here for the student line-up photos, so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:15:00Come on, Mia.
01:15:00It's been a whole week.
01:15:02I'm even going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some painting
01:15:05on the wall.
01:15:07Are you really okay with this?
01:15:10Look at him, standing there, like nothing ever happens.
01:15:14I'm setting up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:17Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:21Where's the careless mirror from before?
01:15:23Don't you want to know what he's thinking?
01:15:25Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:15:32Hey, everybody.
01:15:33Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:15:36First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:15:41First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:51Five hundred.
01:15:53Six hundred.
01:15:55Six hundred.
01:15:55Six hundred.
01:15:58Eight hundred.
01:16:01One thousand.
01:16:03One thousand five hundred.
01:16:05One thousand five hundred.
01:16:07Look, you're about to get what they want.
01:16:09Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:10Do you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:13Two thousand.
01:16:14He's not here.
01:16:15Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Ria is such a fool.
01:16:27$3,000!
01:16:31$3,000 coin once.
01:16:35$3,000 coin twice.
01:16:38And sold!
01:16:45$3,000 coin once.
01:17:06That's right.
01:17:07You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:17:10You paid for me.
01:17:11Should we end this now?
01:17:16Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:19It's not supposed to be there.
01:17:25You're the real Mia.
01:17:29My Mia.
01:17:31Although I have to admit, getting someone to pretend to be you is creative.
01:17:39Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:41Anson checked.
01:17:44The tests were fake.
01:17:47What?
01:17:50Should we get out of here?
01:17:53Mrs. Bryant.
01:18:03Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:06I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:08We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:10It's time to make the most of every moment now.
01:18:19So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:26Let me run some calculations.
01:18:28You have to say the magic words.
01:18:37I love you.
01:18:42Nothing can stop you.
01:18:46No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:49Follow your heart.
01:18:51I won't stay run.
01:18:52Go.
01:18:52Go.
01:18:52Get out.
01:19:02You can't do this to me.
01:19:03You're just a maid.
01:19:05I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:19:07I'm not a maid.
01:19:09I am his mother.
01:19:11There he is.
01:19:12Go ahead.
01:19:13Tell him.
01:19:15Leo.
01:19:15Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:25Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:28Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:31Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:33I missed...
01:19:33Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:35Don't touch me.
01:19:39Mia!
01:19:44If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:50Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:52What was that?
01:19:53So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:20:00Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:07Congratulations, baby.
01:20:09Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:12I am not done researching.
01:20:15How much I love you.
01:20:21Hey!
01:20:22You still own something?
01:20:24What?
01:20:25Come closer.
01:20:26Closer.
01:20:32There.
01:20:33Now we're even.
01:20:35Emma!
01:20:36Wait!
01:20:47Leo?
01:20:49Are you here?
01:20:50You're just in time.
01:21:11Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:14I'll never be alone again.
01:21:15Me, Rose.
01:21:27Will he be my wife?
01:21:30Again.
01:21:37Me, Rose.
01:21:38Will he be my wife?
01:21:41Again.
01:21:42Of course.
01:21:43Of course.
01:21:45Oh, my boy.
01:21:48Can you hear me?
01:21:51I know you're somewhere out there.
01:21:54And I walked everywhere with your heart.
01:21:58By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:22:06That's the last time I came here.
01:22:07What?
01:22:07I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:10Looks like you've been standing up on me as a guide to romance.
01:22:14I've done some research of my own.
01:22:16Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:22No.
01:22:23Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:29For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:35Here.
01:22:40Here.
01:22:40Right, Professor Bryant, I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:06Love, love, love, love me as I am.
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