00:00Fünfzehund
00:0215-Buck cover
00:04To get a drink?
00:06Hey. Yeah. How come she didn't have to pay 15 bucks?
00:08She signed up for the open mic
00:10Look at me
00:12I kinda look like the guy who tells you the Ferris wheel
00:14doesn't work at the amusement park
00:16I gotta date better men. My ex wouldn't let me touch
00:18his Magic the Gathering cards
00:20I'm gonna shake it up tonight, so let's put your hands together
00:22for Alex Novak
00:30Um
00:36I think I'm getting a divorce
00:38What tipped me off was that
00:40I'm living in an apartment
00:42on my own
00:44And my wife and kids don't live there
00:46That was probably the biggest clue
00:52What is the problem?
00:54I don't know, it's complicated. You don't have to tell me that
00:56I guess we just
00:58slowly grew away from each other
01:00You two have always been very different
01:02And you and dad are twins?
01:03Your father is an immigrant to this country
01:04I know that
01:05And I've always been a woman who wants the taste of the exotic
01:07Jesus, mom
01:10Why are you doing stand-up?
01:11Yeah
01:12Getting a divorce
01:13You cheated
01:14No, you didn't cheat and you get a divorce?
01:15That's some white guy shit
01:21I've been doing stand-up
01:22Isn't like a hobby
01:23Well, I'm not about to quit my job and go on tour
01:25It's just that it's something I look forward to
01:27Hey listen, do you mind if I dropped him off here for a couple hours?
01:29Don't ambush me like this in front of the boys
01:31You suck
01:33You suck
01:34You meant for me? I'm doing great
01:36I'm paying rent on a shitty apartment and mortgage for a house that I don't even live in anymore
01:40So I'm the only one who doesn't know about this?
01:42I have goals this year I want to achieve
01:44Do you have goals, dad?
01:45Oh, of course I do
01:46You knew I was struggling
01:47You left me alone
01:48I left you alone?
01:49You checked out?
01:50I was unhappy in our marriage
01:51I wasn't unhappy with our marriage
01:55Man, I wish I had a punchline
01:56What I like about you is you're so innocent
01:58You're not naive, you're innocent
01:59You are good
02:00I mean, you're bad at stand-up, but you're good
02:01You have a good heart
02:02You have a good heart
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