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00:00Pensione, please.
00:01You're welcome.
00:02You're welcome.
00:03Pensione, please.
00:04You're welcome.
00:05I'm so clumsy today, Miss Cousy, Cara.
00:08Oh.
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00:11Oh.
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00:24Oh.
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00:26Oh.
00:27Oh.
00:28Oh.
00:29Oh.
00:30Idiot.
00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:39Hmm?
00:40What the hell is this?
00:44Honey, I don't know how-
00:47Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:50I'm in the hotel.
00:59Hey, you! Wait!
01:01Hey, you! Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:09No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:11We're Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16You have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:20Damn it.
01:28The wallet's gone.
01:31We are broke now.
01:33Happy.
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy? Undoing your dress?
01:39Where you did let me lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:41Signore!
01:51You dropped this.
01:56Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:02Come on.
02:03Come on.
02:06Come on.
02:10Come on.
02:11Come on.
02:11Wait.
02:23Wait.
02:23Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:26What the hell is this?
02:36Mother of woman.
02:37What's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me?
02:42You just kidnapped me.
02:48Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait.
02:55So, you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually, I am.
03:12So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sisu.
03:25Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of...
03:27You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:49He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer?
03:58In Sicily?
04:00In Sicily, you're planning the escape yourself.
04:13That's none of your business.
04:17Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:25Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:30Stealing from tourists again?
04:31No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't drop anyone.
04:34We're just she and I.
04:36She...
04:36And I.
04:37She...
04:38She's my fiancé.
04:39What?
04:40What?
04:50Hey.
04:51Hey, you see?
04:53Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:56I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02No, I respect you, senora.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her.
05:08Guardia, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Vasta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:19No.
05:19Uh...
05:19No, uh...
05:21That's true.
05:22Yeah, um...
05:23I'm his fiancé.
05:24Good.
05:24Uh...
05:25Bravo.
05:26My bravo.
05:26I sent it.
05:27I sent it.
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Oh, no.
05:31That's rude.
05:31That's more rude.
05:32Signore Caruso, that's rude.
05:33You're Cecilia.
05:34I'm Cecilia.
05:35She...
05:36Allora, so it's the way.
05:37It's tomorrow.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40Huh?
05:43Then I'll cut to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake,
05:49you both go to jail.
05:51Then I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:55Yeah.
05:57At our family tavern.
05:59Had your money.
06:02Laura, I sent it.
06:03Mateo, excuse me.
06:05Hey, Santa Maria.
06:08Am I such a bad kisser?
06:10I came here to escape my husband,
06:11and now I have to get married instead?
06:13Tranquilla.
06:14Tranquilla, Bella.
06:15You're a tourist.
06:16They will search for you anywhere,
06:18but under a veil.
06:20That's Cecilia.
06:20Hey, listen.
06:22You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:25I don't want to go back to the jail,
06:27so either we're saving each other,
06:29or we're both sinking under the water.
06:31What's wrong with you?
06:45Once, just once.
06:46Even after the prayer,
06:47we hit three times.
06:48What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What?
07:01This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:03Santa Lucia.
07:05What wedding, Francesco?
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:11Adesso, meet my bride.
07:14Hi.
07:18Americano.
07:18Oh, Francesco, sĂŹ.
07:20Cento per cento americano.
07:23Matteo, you drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal.
07:32And now today you bring this americana.
07:34You call bride and you're family tabern.
07:37Ora, non parliamo italiano.
07:38We speak in English for the American.
07:40Ma, fratello, fratello, ma basta.
07:43Fratello, she's family right now.
07:45How could you?
07:47We have enough.
07:48We just do.
07:49This is our family cafe.
07:50I'm the only one working here while you're off.
07:53Doing God knows what.
07:54What is in your head, fratello.
07:56Ma sai, non lanzaare la voce con me cosĂŹ, huh?
07:59You know, the echo here is too loud
08:01because this table is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:05Sick of these.
08:07I'm so sick of these.
08:09Maybe if you actually helped me,
08:11wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:17Work here yourself.
08:19And for your damn wedding.
08:26So, your brother hates you.
08:30You steal.
08:32Police are after you.
08:33And you're in your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:41This is not just a cafe.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:52And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way
09:00I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:08You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:11There was something familiar in this boy.
09:19Oh, come see.
09:20Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family
09:24where you're valued
09:27and loved.
09:28Are this your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:53Yes.
10:02Oh, mine, Papa.
10:13There was...
10:15always a sea of people here.
10:18A Mediterranean Sea,
10:20as Papa called it.
10:20But after they died,
10:25silence.
10:26They always wanted
10:27me and my brother to
10:29keep the tavern alive.
10:32There will be
10:32new life.
10:34New weddings,
10:35new people.
10:37But we
10:37barely
10:38pay the bills
10:40to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:43We can't even
10:44recreate Mama's cooking.
10:46I know what it's like
10:54to live one life
10:55while drinking
10:56of another.
10:57youngnoom.
11:04Mañajah.
11:05Huh?
11:06El Niño.
11:08Sonido.
11:13Sonido.
11:19Sonido.
11:20And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:37to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:50Signora Giordano, signora Giordano, maybe order something else, anything at all.
12:06Mom, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates you will see the same sign, closed, mark my words.
12:20What?
12:21No.
12:22No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:27Hey!
12:28Arancini?
12:29No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:34Hey!
12:35Arancini?
12:36No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:42Hey!
12:43Arancini?
12:44No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:45Pasta alla norma.
12:46Oh, come here!
12:47Hey, hey, hey.
12:48I'm not done yet.
12:49Don't jinx it.
13:02But how?
13:03Oh, it's exactly like mamas.
13:04It was all in there.
13:05But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:09Tavern ever worked!
13:10The, the tavern emptied because of it.
13:11Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your
13:16future wives.
13:17Only women could understand them.
13:19No.
13:20Not a woman.
13:21An Angela.
13:22Sent from the heaven.
13:23Hey!
13:24No.
13:25Not a woman.
13:26An Angela.
13:27Sent from the heaven.
13:28Hey!
13:29No.
13:30No.
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14:09No.
14:10No.
14:11No.
14:12No.
14:13Madonna Santa, the real customers.
14:20Damn internet, damn Italy, where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy, oh, hey you, I've been robbed, do something, right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost 10 kilos already, and I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet, my wife missing too.
14:53Oh, wife missing the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:06If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:10In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao, American.
15:17Hey, you, you.
15:19You're a local, right?
15:21I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:33My wife.
15:36Allora.
15:46Mateo.
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallets weren't enough.
15:51You're stealing wives now to...
15:53Basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:55I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:57Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she saved our tower.
16:04But what?
16:05What?
16:06Let's go.
16:07Let's go.
16:08Look.
16:08Look, look.
16:09Look, look.
16:10Hey, hey, hey.
16:11Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:11Francesco, look.
16:12Go, go, go.
16:13Go, go.
16:13I melted into that place, into the walls.
16:32The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family warmth.
16:43Everything I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
16:56Eh, buona serata!
16:59Ci vediamo dopo!
17:00Ciao, ciao!
17:02Non dimenticate di venire domani, sĂŹ?
17:04SĂŹ!
17:05Ciao!
17:06Ciao!
17:06Ciao!
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:11This food is lucky to have you.
17:14Just like as we all are.
17:16I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19A domani.
17:20A domani, ciao!
17:21Ciao!
17:21Ciao!
17:21Ciao!
17:23That...
17:24Mom!
17:28Grazie!
17:29Grazie, mauro!
17:33Looks like our parents sent you from there, but...
17:37We're an angelo!
17:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:48What?
17:53Well...
17:54This all needs...
17:56No?
17:58SĂŹ!
17:59But you know, you're in Italy.
18:02Nobody's in heart here.
18:05He stole me just to give me my dream, and I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:35Afraid to breathe, to move.
18:59Because I knew this dream had to end.
19:03Tomorrow.
19:05Oh, this address will do.
19:10Bellissimo, Francesco.
19:12Bellissimo.
19:13Si, signora Giordana.
19:14This is our mother.
19:15Oh, this address will do.
19:16Bellissimo.
19:17Bellissimo.
19:18Si, si, si.
19:19Si.
19:20Oh, this address will do.
19:21Oh, this address will do.
19:22Oh, this address will do.
19:23Oh, this address will do.
19:24Oh, this address will do.
19:25Oh?
19:26Bellissimo, Francesco.
19:27Bellissimo.
19:28Si, signora Giordana.
19:29Bellissimo.
19:30Si, signora Giordana.
19:31This is our mother.
19:32This is our mother's.
19:33We kept it in our family home.
19:39Well, you, because you are a family now.
19:42Yes, yes, yes.
19:43Yes.
19:44Yes.
19:45Yes.
19:46Yes.
19:47Well, we'll see you.
19:48All right.
19:50I dreamed of becoming part of this family, but I couldn't.
20:07I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself.
20:20Hey, hey.
20:22Wait.
20:23Uh, you promised to help me.
20:25I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:29Oh, strange.
20:30I never received anything.
20:32Wait.
20:33Are you going to help me or not?
20:36You see, Sicilian police always help those in me, but not when they were invited to a
20:44wedding.
20:45Scusi.
20:46You've got to be kidding me.
20:49Bye.
20:50Bye.
20:51Bye.
20:52Bye.
20:53Bye.
20:54Bye.
20:55Bye.
20:56Bye.
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21:31Bye.
21:32Bye.
21:33Bye.
21:34happy. His first hug. His first touch. His first kiss. The way he looked at me. His
21:57tenderness. And what happened between us that night. I dreamed of being with him. But I
22:17couldn't. I only had one thing to say. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't become part of your big
22:28family. Because family isn't to be deceived and I... I deceive you all. I'm married. It's
22:41all fake and... Matera only helped me to escape my husband. So you lied to me after all?
22:48No, no, no. He did it for me. Why ask him to? This fake wedding was my decision and if anyone
22:56deserves a punishment, it's me. Because I'm the one with a husband. And here he is. Darling,
23:07it's alright. Hmm? Come with me. And we leave this country, damn it, town. Right now, okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me.
23:26Sorry.
23:26Hey, wait. What if it's not a lie? Maybe you're not here by an extent. Maybe someone
23:42above brought us together here. Kara, listen. Only you could bring life back to this place
23:50and change me. What? What did you say? All above? She's married. She's married. Christ's
23:58sake. I don't care what papers you have signed. I don't care who you are to him, but right
24:04now you're here. Incessible. Among three seas, among my family and my tavern. And I want
24:11all this to be yours. Hear me. I am yours. And I want you to be my angel.
24:21Not damn.
24:21Hey! Are you invisible? Huh? You a cop, do something!
24:26Faster! If they say their vows here in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses, then
24:36you legal marriage. Nothing! My child, have you been married in church? No. We were about
24:46to, so damn. It's up to you. Let me be a husband. Yes. I said yes. What? It's illegal!
24:59Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage. It's when they open the doors of
25:12their home and family to you. Remember that. I'm Kira, and this is my Italian love story.
25:29I'm Kira. I thought it was really good night. I made a
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