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Deathstalker II, also known as Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans, is a 1987 Argentine-American fantasy comedy-adventure film directed by Jim Wynorski and a sequel to 1983's Deathstalker. It was written by Neil Ruttenberg (with an extensive uncredited rewrite by Wynorski, Terlesky and R. J. Robertson) and starring John Terlesky, Monique Gabrielle, John LaZar and María Socas. Terlesky replaced Rick Hill, the protagonist from the previous film, in the starring role of Deathstalker. This is the last sword and sorcery movie that Roger Corman produced in Argentina during the 80s.[1]
Owing to its low-cost production and the perceived self-awareness of the movie, Wynorski called the film an "anachronistic comedy of sorts".[2]
Synopsis
Princess Evie of the Jzafir kingdom is possessed by the sorcerer Jerak, who creates an evil clone of Evie. Through the clone, Jerak and his voluptuous and dangerous ally, Sultana, rule over Jzafir. The real Evie escapes Jerak's control, and posing as a queen named Reena the Seer she enlists the aid of the renowned hero Deathstalker. Together they fight against the forces of evil to take back Evie's kingdom.
Owing to its low-cost production and the perceived self-awareness of the movie, Wynorski called the film an "anachronistic comedy of sorts".[2]
Synopsis
Princess Evie of the Jzafir kingdom is possessed by the sorcerer Jerak, who creates an evil clone of Evie. Through the clone, Jerak and his voluptuous and dangerous ally, Sultana, rule over Jzafir. The real Evie escapes Jerak's control, and posing as a queen named Reena the Seer she enlists the aid of the renowned hero Deathstalker. Together they fight against the forces of evil to take back Evie's kingdom.
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00:00:00The End
00:00:20Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:21Mm-hmm.
00:00:30The End
00:00:48Yeah!
00:00:50Oh, my God.
00:01:20Oh, my God.
00:01:50Oh, no.
00:01:56Come on. Come on.
00:02:12Come on. Come on.
00:02:16I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:03:48Let me go!
00:03:51Let me go!
00:03:53Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:01I am not a beggar.
00:04:04I'm a seer.
00:04:05Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl.
00:04:08You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:18But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:19I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's going to happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds.
00:04:30Now!
00:04:31You can't treat me like this.
00:04:33I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right.
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Now be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's going to be sorry.
00:04:44Let's get her.
00:04:48No, boys.
00:04:53Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's going to stop here permanent.
00:05:07You know who we are.
00:05:09The village idiot and the two runners-up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy.
00:05:30I don't even know these guys.
00:05:39Hi.
00:05:48Hello?
00:06:09Oh, I'll get some memory.
00:06:39You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:52What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:56Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You gotta help me.
00:06:59One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:05Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess. I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:38Yeah!
00:07:40I'm so cute!
00:07:41Oh my god!
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:44Oh god!
00:07:45Oh god!
00:07:47Oh!
00:07:48Oh!
00:07:51Oh!
00:07:52Yeah!
00:07:53Come on, come on!
00:08:23What are you doing?
00:08:30What are you doing?
00:08:33What are you doing?
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:39Come on! Come on! The back door! Let's go!
00:09:09Let's get out of here!
00:09:19After them!
00:09:21Here are those men!
00:09:39I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker!
00:09:59Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh!
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:09They're gaining!
00:10:39You're good!
00:10:49It helps in my line of work.
00:10:51What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:09It is pretty early in the morning.
00:11:12Yah! Yah!
00:11:14Get off!
00:11:15Yah!
00:11:16Yah!
00:11:17Yah!
00:11:18Yah!
00:11:19Yah!
00:11:20Yah!
00:11:21Yah!
00:11:22Yah!
00:11:23Yah!
00:11:24Hold it!
00:11:25Which way they go?
00:11:26I don't know!
00:11:27You go north!
00:11:28I'll have some.
00:11:29I'll double back.
00:11:30We'll meet here.
00:11:31But find them!
00:11:32Yah!
00:11:33Yah!
00:11:34Yah!
00:11:35Yah!
00:11:36Yah!
00:11:37Yah!
00:11:38Yah!
00:11:39Yah!
00:11:40Yah!
00:11:41Yah!
00:11:42Yah!
00:11:43Yah!
00:11:44Yah!
00:11:45I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here.
00:11:49Just a second!
00:11:50Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at Uboads!
00:11:58Here, try it.
00:11:59It's my specialty.
00:12:00Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:02Huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm. Good. Very good.
00:12:10Um, try some water, can you please?
00:12:18Thank you. That was great. Great.
00:12:20Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:22Mmm-hmm. More?
00:12:24Oh, no. Couldn't eat another bite. Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:28I know I kind of messed things up for you before.
00:12:32Excuse me.
00:12:34It just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:40I can tell your future.
00:12:42No, really. I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:46Okay. Things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow.
00:12:53Hear my call.
00:12:59I want to keep that to a minimum.
00:13:01I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:03It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:11An image is coming to me.
00:13:13Yes, I see it so clear.
00:13:14A young woman.
00:13:15No.
00:13:16A princess.
00:13:17A princess.
00:13:18A princess.
00:13:19Is she rich?
00:13:20She's calling to you.
00:13:21Help me.
00:13:22Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:23Only you can save me.
00:13:24She's in trouble?
00:13:25Oh, big trouble.
00:13:26A matter of life or death.
00:13:27Why?
00:13:28What?
00:13:29I see someone else.
00:13:30Dark and evil.
00:13:31This is bad.
00:13:32This is real bad.
00:13:33The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak, an evil sorcerer.
00:13:36Are there any other kind?
00:13:37He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:38Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:39Better than me?
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:41He's laughing at you.
00:13:42Come and get me, Deathstalker.
00:13:43If you dare.
00:13:44What?
00:13:45I see someone else.
00:13:46I see someone else.
00:13:47Dark and evil.
00:13:48This is bad.
00:13:49This is bad.
00:13:50This is real bad.
00:13:51The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak, an evil sorcerer.
00:13:53The princess is also a great swordsman, even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait.
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker, if you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches, dragons, ogres.
00:14:18Must get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:20You shall confront them all.
00:14:22Emerge victorious.
00:14:24And reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is going to get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:34Ho, ho.
00:14:37Whoa.
00:14:40Sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:42Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you'll know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it, then.
00:14:49I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:51Let's go.
00:14:52I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:53Go?
00:14:54To Jafir?
00:14:55Now?
00:14:56You got it, sis.
00:14:57Wait a minute.
00:14:58Wait a minute.
00:14:59Wait a minute.
00:15:00There's still more soup.
00:15:01Soap!
00:15:02What about the Herrn?
00:15:03Wait...
00:15:04Wait a minute...
00:15:06Wait a minute!
00:15:07Or...
00:15:08well, wait, a minute.
00:15:09There's still more soup!
00:15:10Next.
00:15:26Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:28I'm working on it. She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:40Who would believe it?
00:15:41Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling.
00:15:48We've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess.
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies,
00:16:06you die.
00:16:08But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula,
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone,
00:16:13then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:24Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber.
00:16:29Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:35Next.
00:16:39Sultana.
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:46Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:50After what you've done to me,
00:16:52I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:03You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jarek, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the princess Evie return to you?
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine.
00:17:28And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:32Oh, very well.
00:17:34He's yours.
00:17:35Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:18:02Which way, oh mighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:28You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst on the one.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:18:46Give it to me, Chin.
00:19:03What do you got?
00:19:04Deathstalker's as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor, don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy.
00:19:22Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:31I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter.
00:19:33Like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:39Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian.
00:19:43Solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky.
00:19:51Five years on the Genghis Khan Strike Force.
00:19:53Part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso.
00:19:58Drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:04And last but not least, the real find.
00:20:08Buddy Footstool LaRosa.
00:20:10Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:24Okay, men.
00:20:34Let him have it.
00:20:43Close, men.
00:20:44But don't kill.
00:20:45Not yet.
00:20:45Come on, boys.
00:20:45Come on, boys.
00:20:54Come on, boys.
00:21:24I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really?
00:21:41You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:44I...
00:21:44Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me.
00:21:48You're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:53Look, they were trying to kill us.
00:21:56They could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah.
00:22:06Witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:07You and your visions.
00:22:16Nothing's coming handy.
00:22:17Where are you going?
00:22:18Just stay put.
00:22:19I want to help.
00:22:20You've done plenty already.
00:22:23That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:24Save your arrows.
00:22:25I'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:22:38Please give me something like it was.
00:23:01No!
00:23:31Stalker?
00:23:35Stalker?
00:23:37Stalker?
00:23:39What are you for?
00:23:49How can you describe him?
00:23:55Stalker?
00:23:59Stalker? Stalker!
00:24:29Throw your sword down, or I'll cut our pretty little throat.
00:24:39Go ahead. Cut it.
00:24:42You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:50Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:53Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:56Oh, and would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:03Oh!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10Yes, Stalker!
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:13Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15Yes, Stalker!
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:24Minus the Fearless Five.
00:25:27You should've listened to me.
00:25:28You want a bitch?
00:25:29Bitch to Jarek!
00:25:30I'm calling him right now!
00:25:32What news have you?
00:25:47Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:49I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:52I got an idea.
00:25:53Come closer.
00:25:55I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:02I will.
00:26:20So long, sailor.
00:26:32Well, look what we have here.
00:26:42Pookie, huh?
00:26:43Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker!
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:55What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:58That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:09I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:11Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure.
00:27:15It's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told,
00:27:19I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told,
00:27:25nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:32I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute!
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered!
00:27:40My hut!
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:45You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:52What was that?
00:27:55The wind!
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:08Don't go in there.
00:28:09It's dark.
00:28:10Look, relax, will you?
00:28:11Well, come on in.
00:28:12What are you waiting for?
00:28:13Oh, come on.
00:28:14It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:15It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:16No!
00:28:17No!
00:28:18No!
00:28:20No!
00:28:21No!
00:28:22No!
00:28:23No!
00:28:24No!
00:28:25No!
00:28:26No!
00:28:27No!
00:28:28No!
00:28:29No!
00:28:30No!
00:28:31No!
00:28:32No!
00:28:33No!
00:28:34No!
00:28:35Stalker?
00:29:05You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:26Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have guessed.
00:29:34Jerk.
00:29:35Stalker!
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:02Get out here!
00:30:04Stalker!
00:30:05Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker!
00:30:07Get out here!
00:30:08I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once.
00:30:14Even for a sorcerer.
00:30:15So if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to. And oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:25Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:37Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh? You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:49Stop it!
00:30:50Stalker!
00:30:52Stop it!
00:30:53Stalker!
00:31:00Stalker!
00:31:03Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:05God, I want to see her love around here someplace.
00:31:10Uh-huh.
00:31:16Stalker!
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:23Stalker!
00:31:50Stalker!
00:31:52Stalker!
00:31:53Stalker!
00:31:54Stalker!
00:31:55Stalker!
00:31:56Stalker!
00:31:57Stalker!
00:31:58Stalker!
00:31:59Stalker!
00:32:00Stalker!
00:32:01Stalker!
00:32:02Stalker!
00:32:03Stalker!
00:32:04Stalker!
00:32:05Get out of here!
00:32:06Stalker!
00:32:07Stalker!
00:32:13Gosh, I'll leave you alone for five minutes.
00:32:15Look what happens.
00:32:16Come on!
00:32:18I'm coming!
00:32:19I'm coming!
00:32:20I'm coming!
00:32:21I'm coming!
00:32:33Yah!
00:32:34Yah!
00:32:35Yah!
00:32:36Come on, yah!
00:32:48Don't you know another tune?
00:32:57Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:11Guards! Guards!
00:33:18No!
00:33:25Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:31You see the face on there?
00:33:33Too bad, face-fighting, though.
00:33:41Come.
00:33:45I won't bite.
00:33:48Come on!
00:33:56Come on!
00:33:57Come on!
00:33:58Come on!
00:34:01No!
00:34:03Ah!
00:34:29You know, something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:34Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:40Every time, it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:43This Jarrett guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:45I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:58Not me.
00:34:58Here.
00:35:03Looks like you could use this.
00:35:06What are you going to use?
00:35:07Fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11You sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:14I'm OK.
00:35:22I'm OK.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:32Yeah, I think so.
00:35:34Stalker?
00:35:36Stalker, is that your sword, or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett,
00:36:03turn west at a tree that looks like a rock where you cross a dry river bed where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What? Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains!
00:36:14Okay. There ain't gonna be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road. No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises?
00:36:21No surprises!
00:36:23No surprises? Some oracle you turned out to be!
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad!
00:36:29Why, I oughta...
00:36:30Rough crowd.
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:48Let me do the talking.
00:36:52Now listen, I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot.
00:37:04Like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess, who raids our camps, and burns our crops, and steals our men.
00:37:12Me? A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No, but my name is Rina. Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah. Her name's Rina, all right. Rina the seer. Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well. Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah, uh, well, now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding, and we're all friends again, uh, maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:40The girl may go, but not you, Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you have heard of me?
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well-known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:05You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce. I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on, come on, let's get going. Let's get in the rain.
00:38:30Okay, okay, I'm going. Stop shouting.
00:38:35Deathstalker, here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent, in this contest, shall be none other than Gorgo, our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:01I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:09Gorgo, come on down!
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby, you name it.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will you?
00:39:17Shut up.
00:39:18Stalker.
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about? What?
00:39:26This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58Now mercy.
00:40:01Well, may the best man...
00:40:04Skip it.
00:40:10Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:20Try to Bohm.
00:40:21Come on.
00:40:25lyrical.
00:40:26Get up.
00:40:27All right, come on.
00:40:33lyrical.
00:40:34lyrical.
00:40:37lyrical.
00:40:39lyrical.
00:40:40lyrical.
00:40:41lyrical.
00:40:41lyrical.
00:40:42Lyrical.
00:40:43lyrical.
00:40:43lyrical.
00:40:45lyrical.
00:40:46Come here.
00:40:47Lord, lift me up.
00:40:47Come here.
00:40:47Hilfe.
00:40:48Come here.
00:40:49And stay down!
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do, stay away from her, wear her out, run her down, get attacked!
00:41:24Attack? If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe. Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Go get it, tiger!
00:41:49Oh, not the hair! Not the hair!
00:41:55Oh, my God!
00:41:58Anything! Not the hair!
00:42:05Get up! Okay, come on!
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:12No!
00:42:19You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up. And don't let her get you without running.
00:42:42You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:45I got you, stay on my way.
00:42:48Go get her!
00:42:53Ah!
00:43:09Ah!
00:43:10Ah!
00:43:11Ah!
00:43:12Ah!
00:43:13Ah!
00:43:15Come on!
00:43:38This is what I want to know.
00:43:40Put it in my hand. Put it in my hand.
00:43:45No! No!
00:43:50No, no!
00:43:54No! No!
00:43:59No, no!
00:44:13No, no!
00:44:29No, no, no!
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing? This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, Princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:33I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:36I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:43Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:47Oh, that's good. That's rich.
00:45:50Try it on the next staff you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:56So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:45:59Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:15I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell am I saying?
00:46:28She's darling.
00:46:29I'm waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me.
00:46:33She's darling.
00:46:34Jerk!
00:46:35What do you want?
00:46:37I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! I hate her!
00:46:40Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:42Patience, my little love bird. You needn't worry. I shall find her.
00:46:47You'll be pleased though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so. Every day I fade more and more. Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:57Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:01This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. The elixir.
00:47:17Elixir?
00:47:18Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:25A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:27I duplicated him as I duplicated you. Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:53It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:56You've made me so happy.
00:48:03Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:16Have you ever seen Death Stalker?
00:48:26I don't know.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:46There he is.
00:49:11Shall we drink then to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:13And the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:28Your body's close to me.
00:49:30But your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here.
00:49:38One minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:43One minute.
00:49:44One minute.
00:49:48Stalker.
00:49:50Just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:57The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire.
00:50:01Melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:10You've got to be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no. That's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:23Oh, shit.
00:50:24Excuse me.
00:50:25Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:26I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:27Thanks.
00:50:29I have a couple weeks ago.
00:50:30Thanks.
00:50:32I'm sorry.
00:50:33You're right.
00:50:34I've seen the girls.
00:50:35I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:36I'm sorry.
00:50:37I'm sorry.
00:50:39Oh.
00:50:40Oh, shit.
00:50:41Excuse me.
00:50:42Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:43I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:45Thanks.
00:50:46I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:02No, I didn't think so.
00:51:16Ah, now that you're up, Your Royal Highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:26You! You're the one who helped Jarrah!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:35Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:48And do you know why?
00:51:50Jarrah needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:05Somebody looking for me!
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:10Get up!
00:52:16Get up!
00:52:17You came back!
00:52:18No!
00:52:19Oh, no!
00:52:20Uh, Whoa!
00:52:21Ooh, no, no, no, yes!
00:52:23Oh,!!!!!
00:52:25Oh, yes!
00:52:26Uh, no!
00:52:27Yeah
00:52:28Oh, yes, yes, yes!
00:52:29Whoa!
00:52:30Ah!
00:52:35And, somebody else, I won't come once.
00:52:36It's payback time, stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:06I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:34Socker!
00:54:04What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:24Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out.
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:54:54Welcome back.
00:55:24Welcome back.
00:55:54Very interesting. Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:05Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:17Who's that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:26Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:32Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:40But...
00:56:41Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:45Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here!
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:49Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You need to come through the servants' entrance.
00:57:01I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:07I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:10Like a demonstration.
00:57:11Another time, perhaps.
00:57:12Oh, God.
00:57:13I've forgotten.
00:57:14There won't be another time.
00:57:15You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position
00:57:17by playing fair.
00:57:18Kill him.
00:57:19Stop!
00:57:20He's mine.
00:57:21Sultana?
00:57:22I thought you was dead.
00:57:23Not hardly.
00:57:24Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever,
00:57:25and it's really great to be back here at the castle, and...
00:57:26Found her, boys!
00:57:27Ah!
00:57:28Ah!
00:57:29Ah!
00:57:30Ah!
00:57:31Ah!
00:57:32Ah!
00:57:33Ah!
00:57:34Ah!
00:57:35Ah!
00:57:36Ah!
00:57:37Ah!
00:57:38Ah!
00:57:39Ah!
00:57:40Ah!
00:57:41Ah!
00:57:42Ah!
00:57:43Ah!
00:57:44Ah!
00:57:45Ah!
00:57:46Ah!
00:57:47Ah!
00:57:48Ah!
00:57:49Ah!
00:57:50Ah!
00:57:51Ah!
00:57:52Ah!
00:57:53Ah!
00:57:54Ah!
00:57:55Ah!
00:57:56Ah!
00:57:57Ah!
00:57:59Ah!
00:58:00Ah!
00:58:01Ah!
00:58:02Ah!
00:58:03Ah!
00:58:04Ah!
00:58:05Ah!
00:58:06Ah!
00:58:07Ah!
00:58:08Ah!
00:58:09Ah!
00:58:10Ah!
00:58:11I think we're revived!
00:58:12Oh!
00:58:13Oh!
00:58:14No!
00:58:15Aw!
00:58:16Whoa!
00:58:46Good evening, Devstalker.
00:58:51Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:54Where's the little princess?
00:58:56You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:58No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:01And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:04We could have made a great team.
00:59:06There's still time.
00:59:08I'm afraid times run out for you.
00:59:11Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:14Goodbye, Devstalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:44What's this?
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:54I don't want to shock you,
00:59:55but there's another girl running around here
00:59:57that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:01That's funny,
01:00:02because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:04Say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:08Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:10Next time I see them,
01:00:11it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:14Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:17You dress like a princess.
01:00:19You walk like a princess.
01:00:21You kiss like a princess.
01:00:22You walk like a princess.
01:00:23You kiss like a princess.
01:00:36But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:38Oh?
01:00:39And how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:41I'm not sure.
01:00:42But I think you're start...
01:00:44I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:47I think so, too.
01:00:49Oh.
01:00:50I could just eat you alive.
01:00:52Bones and everything.
01:00:53Oh.
01:00:54Oh.
01:00:55I could just eat you alive.
01:00:57Bones and everything.
01:00:58Oh.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:23And now you're a mind stalker.
01:01:26What?
01:01:27What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just her looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:51I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:01Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:04Quick griping!
01:02:05We're almost here.
01:02:06Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:08Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:21Out of the frying pan into the fire?
01:02:24Yeah.
01:02:25That's how they say it, all right.
01:02:27You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:29One against one hundred.
01:02:31Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:33Kill them.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:41What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Help.
01:02:52gut decision.
01:02:56Fuck!
01:03:05Get down!
01:03:06Oh my God!
01:03:08Get down!
01:03:10Get down!
01:03:11Oh, my God.
01:03:41Oh, my God.
01:04:11Oh, my God.
01:04:41Oh, my God.
01:04:43Oh, my God.
01:04:45Oh, my God.
01:04:47Oh, my God.
01:04:49Oh, my God.
01:04:51Oh, my God.
01:04:53Yah!
01:04:55What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache, I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:07Yes, you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:37The throne room is that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:06:07Girl talk.
01:06:37You bitch.
01:07:05You bitch.
01:07:10Oh.
01:07:12Mmm.
01:07:42Still ready for that demonstration spoken like a true galant and soon to be a legend, but not a living one
01:08:12Oh
01:08:42Oh
01:09:12Oh
01:09:42Oh
01:10:10Up
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01:10:41Come on.
01:11:11Come on, Deathstalker.
01:11:41We have searched through the kingdom's coffers for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know. Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:21Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
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