- 4 hours ago
Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00Pensione, please.
00:01Supraga.
00:02Pensione, please.
00:03Supraga.
00:04Pensione, please.
00:05No, no, no.
00:06No, no.
00:07No, no.
00:08No.
00:09No, no.
00:10No, no.
00:11Oh!
00:12Eda mia!
00:13Mi scusi, ragazzi.
00:15Forgive me, forgive me.
00:16I, I'm so clumsy today.
00:18Mi scusi, cara, no?
00:21Mi scusi, cara.
00:23Oh!
00:24Mmm, welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:27Idiot.
00:34Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:37Do you like him?
00:39Hmm?
00:41What the hell is this?
00:45Honey, I don't know how-
00:47Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:50Hey, you!
00:51Wait!
00:52Hey, you!
00:53Wait!
00:54Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
00:57No.
00:58No, senor.
00:59I'm in Harry.
01:00We're Americans.
01:01We pay well.
01:02Get my wallet.
01:03Oh, you have it.
01:05Ciao!
01:06No!
01:07No, senor.
01:08I'm in Harry.
01:09We're Americans.
01:10We pay well.
01:11Get my wallet.
01:12Oh, hi.
01:13You have it.
01:14Ciao!
01:16Damn it!
01:17The wallet's gone.
01:18We are broke now.
01:19Happy!
01:20What are you looking at, huh?
01:21Other guy?
01:22Undoing your dress?
01:23Where you did let me live.
01:24This is your fault.
01:25You have it.
01:26You have it.
01:27You have it.
01:28Ciao!
01:29Ciao!
01:30Damn it!
01:31The wall is gone.
01:32We are broke now.
01:33Happy!
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:35Other guy?
01:36Under injured dress?
01:37Where you did let me live.
01:40This is your fault.
01:47Sorry.
01:49Seneore!
01:52You dropped this!
01:55Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:02Let's go.
02:03Please.
02:04There you go.
02:10Amuli.
02:23Wait.
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:32What the hell is this?
02:34Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me? You just kidnapped me.
02:49Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:51God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:03I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:12So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:16You're just a damn thief.
03:18Thief.
03:19I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:23Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:27You see.
03:29Face of yours?
03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:33Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:40I'm just taking my things.
03:41Please, Bella, wake up.
03:43I beg you, pray.
03:44Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:47He's a scoundrel.
03:48He's a jerk.
03:49He's a thronesome.
03:50Winter things?
03:54In summer.
03:55In Sicily.
03:56Madonna.
03:57You were planning the escape yourself.
04:00That's none of your business.
04:15Maybe I am a thief.
04:19But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:27Caruso.
04:28Gotcha this time.
04:29No.
04:30Stealing from tourists again?
04:31No, no, no, commissario.
04:32I didn't rob anyone.
04:33We're just-
04:34She and I.
04:35She-
04:36And I.
04:37She-
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:39What?
04:51Hey, you see?
04:53Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:56I've known you since you were a child.
04:58Don't try to send me pasta for the tooth.
05:00Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02No.
05:03I respect you, senora.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her.
05:07Guarda, I love her.
05:08She's my life.
05:09She's the love of my life.
05:10She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:12Vasta.
05:13Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:18No.
05:19Uh.
05:20No.
05:21Uh.
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Um.
05:25I'm his fiancée.
05:26Bravo.
05:27Ma brava.
05:28I sent it.
05:29I sent it.
05:30And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:31Oh, no.
05:32That's rude.
05:33That's more rude.
05:34Signore Caruso.
05:35That's rude.
05:36You're Cecilia.
05:37That's the way.
05:38It's tomorrow.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:42Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But, beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51Then I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tabern.
05:58At the money.
06:00Hey, Santa Maria.
06:01Am I such a bad kisser?
06:02I came here to escape my husband.
06:03And now I have to get married instead?
06:04Tranquilla.
06:05Tranquilla.
06:06Bella.
06:07You're a tourist.
06:08They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:09That is Cecilia.
06:10Hey, listen.
06:11You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:12I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:13So, either we're saving each other.
06:15Or we're bored.
06:16both sinking under the water.
06:17Bravo.
06:18What's wrong with you?
06:19What?
06:20Just once.
06:21Just once.
06:22You're a tourist.
06:23They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:25That is Cecilia and Verde.
06:26Hey, listen.
06:27You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:28I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:29So, either we're saving each other.
06:30Or we're both sinking under the water.
06:32Bravo.
06:33What's wrong with you?
06:34Once.
06:35Just once.
06:36What's wrong with you?
06:37What?
06:38Just once.
06:39What's wrong with you?
06:40What?
06:41What's wrong with you?
06:42What?
06:43What's wrong with you?
06:44What?
06:45Once.
06:46Just once.
06:47Even after the prayer, we kissed three times.
06:57What godforsaken place is this?
06:59What?
07:00This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:03Da Lucia.
07:04What wedding?
07:06Francesco.
07:07Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:10Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:14Hi.
07:15Americano.
07:16Oh, Francesco, si.
07:17100% Americano.
07:18Matteo.
07:19You drive me insane.
07:21Cosa?
07:22You disappear for weeks.
07:23You steal!
07:24And now today you bring this Americano.
07:25You call Bride into our family taverna.
07:26Ora non parliamo italiano.
07:27We speak inglese for you, Americano.
07:28Ma, fratello, fratello.
07:29Oh, ma basta.
07:30Fratello, she's family right now.
07:31How could you?
07:32We have enough.
07:33We just two.
07:34This is our family cafe.
07:35I'm the only one working here.
07:36What do you know?
07:37Doing god knows what.
07:38What is in your head, fratello.
07:39Ma sai, non lanzaare la voce con me così, huh?
07:42Hey.
07:43You know the echo here is too loud because this tavern is always empty.
07:46Basta!
07:47Basta!
07:48Sick of this.
07:49I'm so sick of this.
07:50Maybe if you actually helped me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy?
07:53What do you know?
07:54What do you know?
07:55It's not enough.
07:56We just two.
07:57This is our family cafe.
07:58I'm the only one working here while you're off doing god knows what.
08:01What is in your head, fratello.
08:02Ma sai, non lanzaare la voce con me così, huh?
08:04Hey.
08:05You know the echo here is too loud because this tavern is always empty.
08:08Basta!
08:09Sick of this.
08:10I'm so sick of this.
08:12Maybe if you actually helped me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:15Work here yourself and for your damn wedding.
08:26So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you and you ruin your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:40This is not just a cafe.
08:44That's my father's life.
08:47My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:53Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:58Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:02You know what?
09:03My brother's right.
09:05You're Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:08No, I...
09:09I...
09:10There was something familiar in this boy.
09:14Oh, yes.
09:15Shattered dreams of a happy family where you're valued and loved.
09:28Are this your parents?
09:39Stay out of this.
09:53Yes.
09:54Or mine, Papa.
09:55Yes.
09:56Or mine, Papa.
09:57There was always a sea of people here.
10:00A Mediterranean Sea.
10:01As Papa called it.
10:32There will be new life.
10:33New weddings.
10:34New people.
10:35New weddings.
10:36New people.
10:37But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tower alive.
10:43We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:53I know what it's like to live one life.
10:55While dreaming of another.
11:04Manager.
11:05Huh?
11:06The client.
11:13And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret.
11:34One I was trying to solve.
11:35Not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:53Signora Giordano.
11:54Signora Giordano, please.
11:55Maybe order something else.
11:57Anything at all.
11:58Signora Giordano, please.
11:59Signora Giordano, please.
12:01Signora Giordano, please.
12:02Down at home.
12:03Please.
12:04Please.
12:05Alright, let's go for it.
12:06Mom.
12:07With such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:12And at the gates you will see the same sign closed.
12:16Mark my words.
12:18Austria, please.
12:21No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:48Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:52Mmm.
12:53No, no, no, no, no, caponade.
12:55Pasta alla norma.
12:57Oh, come here!
12:58Hey, hey, hey!
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:08But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like mamma's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked!
13:21The tavern emptied because of you.
13:24Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:31Only women could understand them.
13:35No.
13:38Not a woman.
13:41An Angelo sent from the heaven.
13:45Hey.
13:48You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:50Maybe the Venice?
13:51Maybe the Venice?
14:04Can you separate me for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:08Santa Maria.
14:09Madonna Santa.
14:10The real customers.
14:11Damn internet.
14:12Damn Italy.
14:13Where is the police station?
14:14Damn Italy.
14:15Who are you?
14:16I've been robbed.
14:17Do something.
14:18Right now.
14:19This is Sicily, my friend.
14:20If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already, and I don't want that.
14:32So I'm going to dinner.
14:33It's not just the wallet.
14:34My wife missing too.
14:35Oh.
14:36Wife missing with the wallet.
14:37Look near Prada and Gucci.
14:38He he he.
14:39He he.
14:40He.
14:41He.
14:42He.
14:43He.
14:44He.
14:45He.
14:46He.
14:47He.
14:48He.
14:49He.
14:50He.
14:51He.
14:52He.
14:53He.
14:54He.
14:55He.
14:56He.
14:57He.
14:58He.
14:59He.
15:00He.
15:01He.
15:02He.
15:03He's close.
15:04That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:10In the meantime, send a photo to the station.
15:14Ciao, American.
15:18E.
15:19Hey.
15:20You, you.
15:21Ma che cosa eh?
15:22You a local, right?
15:23Siiii!
15:24I need the car.
15:25I..
15:26I find my wife.
15:27Basta!
15:28Quel pig!
15:29I will pay you.
15:30If you find her, my wife.
15:44Allora!
15:45Mateo!
15:46Francesco.
15:49As if wallets weren't enough.
15:51You're stealing wives now to-
15:53Basta, basta. Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:55I didn't steal her, I love her.
15:57Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:59We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she saved our tower.
16:05Ma che cosa?
16:06Andiamo, andiamo, guarda!
16:08Guarda in terra!
16:09Guarda in terra!
16:10Guarda in terra!
16:11Guarda in terra!
16:12Francesco, guarda!
16:21I melted into that place.
16:24Into the walls.
16:29The people.
16:30The smell of food.
16:31And the words.
16:32There was so much love and family worm.
16:34Everything I ever dreamed of.
16:35And I melted into his eyes.
16:36Irrevocably.
16:37Incompletely.
16:38Eh, buona serata!
16:39Ci vediamo dopo!
16:40Ciao, ciao!
16:41Eh, non dimenticate di venire domani, sì?
16:42Sì!
16:43Ciao!
16:44Ciao!
16:45Ciao!
16:46Ah, it's so nice you showed up here!
16:47This food is lucky to have you!
16:48Just like as we all are!
16:50Ah, it's so nice you showed up here!
16:52Ah, I'll be waiting for tomorrow is ready!
16:53Ah, I'll be waiting for tomorrow's lady.
16:54Incompletely.
17:24Mamma.
17:27Grazie.
17:29Grazie, mamma.
17:31Looks like our parents sent you from Abel.
17:36You are an Angelo.
17:38Oh, yeah, yeah.
17:40Aaaaaaah!
17:44Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
17:50Well, this all needs a nap.
17:57Si.
17:59But you know, you're in Italy.
18:02Nobody's in her here.
18:20He stole me.
18:27Just to give me my dream.
18:30And I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:34Afraid to breathe.
18:37To move.
18:39No no no no no no no no because I knew this dream had to end.
19:01Tomorrow.
19:02Tomorrow.
19:24Oh, this hand-dress will do.
19:26Huh?
19:27Beautiful, Francesco.
19:29Beautiful.
19:30Yes, signora Giordana.
19:32This is our mother.
19:35We kept it in our family home.
19:39For you, because you are a family now.
19:43Yes, yes, yes.
19:46Yes.
19:48Okay, we'll see you.
19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:03But I couldn't.
20:06I couldn't keep deceiving these people.
20:10Just to save myself.
20:12Hey, hey!
20:21Wait!
20:22Uh, you promised to help me.
20:25I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:28Oh, strange.
20:29I never received anything.
20:31Wait!
20:32Wait!
20:33Are you going to help me or not?
20:37You see, Sicilian police always help those in me.
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:45Scusi!
20:48You've got to be kidding me.
20:50Wait!
20:51Wait!
20:52Wait!
20:53Wait!
20:54Wait!
20:55Wait!
20:56Ciao, tutti!
20:57And now, with all the blessings from above.
21:14the bride
21:16I stood there looking into his eyes
21:27and I realized
21:28that for the first time in my life
21:31I had met the one
21:33who made me happy
21:34forgive me, I'm so clumsy
21:37today, Miss Coozie
21:38his first hug
21:40his first touch
21:45she's my fiancé
21:48his first kiss
21:51the way he looked at me
21:56his tenderness
21:58and what happened between us that night
22:08I dreamed
22:10of being with him
22:11but I couldn't
22:18I only had one thing to say
22:20I can't
22:22I'm sorry, I
22:25I can't become part of your big family
22:29because family isn't to be deceived
22:32and I
22:32I deceived you all
22:35I'm married
22:38it's all fake and
22:42my turn only helped me to escape my husband
22:45so you lied to me after all
22:48no, no, no
22:49he did it for me
22:51I asked him to
22:52this fake wedding
22:54this fake wedding was my decision
22:55and if anyone deserves a punishment
22:57because I'm the one with a husband
23:01and here he is
23:04darling
23:07it's all right
23:09come with me
23:12and we
23:12leave this country
23:14damn it
23:15town
23:16right now
23:18okay
23:18forgive me for lying to me
23:23son
23:24hey wait
23:32what if it's
23:35not a lie
23:37maybe
23:38you're not here
23:39by an accident
23:40maybe someone above
23:42brought us together here
23:44Kara, listen
23:46only you could
23:47bring life back to this place
23:50and change me
23:51what
23:52what did you say
23:53all the above
23:54she's married
23:56she's married
23:57for Christ's sake
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed
24:00I don't care who you are to him
24:03but
24:03right now you're here
24:04insensible
24:05among three seas
24:07among my family
24:08and
24:08and my tavern
24:09and I want all this to be yours
24:12hear me
24:15I am yours
24:17and I want you to be my angel
24:20not damn
24:21hey
24:22are you invisible
24:23huh
24:24you a cop
24:25do something
24:26master
24:26if they say
24:29their
24:29vows
24:31here
24:31in presence of God
24:32a priest
24:33and all these witnesses
24:35then you
24:36legal marriage
24:37nothing
24:39my child
24:41have you been married in church
24:43no
24:44we were about to
24:46so
24:47damn
24:48it's up to you
24:50let me be your husband
24:53yes
24:56I said yes
24:58what
24:58it's illegal
24:59it's illegal
25:01love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage
25:09it's when they open the doors of their home
25:12and family to you
25:14remember that
25:17I'm Kira
25:19and this
25:21is my Italian love story
25:24I had a few miles
25:24I had a few more
25:29I had a few miles
25:31and that
25:33I haven't implants
25:33I had a few more
25:34because now there was quite a few bits
25:36but an incredible friend
25:37I ago
25:37God
25:39I love you
25:39a few miles
25:40like
25:41and a half
25:41I had a whole
25:42and I went to
25:43and wied
25:43because I wasます
25:44I did
25:45like
25:45and a half
25:47I was selling
25:48what
25:48it was
25:49so
25:49for
25:50forever
25:51helps
25:51and
25:51I
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