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00:00:00Oh
00:03:53I know you're a Pinoy, even if you're a Indian.
00:04:00I'm a young man.
00:04:03I'm a young man.
00:04:23I'm a young man.
00:04:33I'm a young man.
00:04:39I'm a young man.
00:04:45I'm a young man.
00:04:51I'm a young man.
00:05:19I told you to go! Don't come here! I don't want you anymore!
00:05:26Go! No, you're not!
00:05:28We broke up!
00:05:30No! Go! I don't want you!
00:05:34Go!
00:05:35What the fuck? Go away! Or I will call the police!
00:05:39Call them so they can deport you!
00:05:42Is this your new guy, huh?
00:05:44Leave a salon!
00:05:46Go! Stop! Stop! Go! See you in here!
00:05:50Go!
00:05:51Isang ang tukbol!
00:05:53Sino ba yun?
00:05:55Siya yung ex ko. Doon na tayo sa loob mag-uusap.
00:06:13Pasensya ka na.
00:06:15Sino nga yun?
00:06:17Ex ko.
00:06:18Siyang mayari ng bar sa Patpong na pinapasukan ko ng mga unang araw ko sa Thailand.
00:06:23Saan kaya nagtatrabaho ngayon?
00:06:29Secret.
00:06:34Nagpunta ako sa Thailand para maging teacher. Kaso di ako sinwerte.
00:06:39Kaya pumasok ako sa bar ni Cake.
00:06:42Cake? Anong klaseng pangalan mo? Ano yung callsign?
00:06:47Isipin mo ang angas-angas mo pero Cake yung pangalan mo.
00:06:51Gago hindi. Palayaw niya lang yun. Itipong ang totoo niyang pangalan.
00:06:57Ganun talaga dito sa Thailand.
00:06:58Itipo?
00:06:59Yung kapatid niya nga.
00:07:01Donna.
00:07:05Ang kina.
00:07:06Ba't ka tumatawa?
00:07:08Ano kung maikilala mo siya di ka matatawa?
00:07:11Madami siyang koneksyon kaya kaya niya akong pagbantaan na i-deport.
00:07:15Ano ba talaga ang gusto niya?
00:07:20Gusto niya ang makipagbalikan ako sa kanya.
00:07:22At magtrabaho ulit sa bar niya.
00:07:24Pero yung gusto niya, tanggapin ko na marami pa siyang kinakalantaring babae.
00:07:29Ayaw ko nun.
00:07:33Kahit yun yung magbibigay sa'yo ng peace of mind?
00:07:35Hindi na, no.
00:07:38Gusto mo bang umuwi ng Pinas?
00:07:40Gusto kong gusto.
00:07:41Pero gusto ko bang nagugutong mga kapatid ko?
00:07:45Hindi.
00:07:47Ito nga.
00:07:49Binilang ko ng cellphone yung kapatid ko eh.
00:07:51Kasi gusto niya daw mag-tiktok.
00:07:54Ang cute, di ba?
00:07:56Ikaw.
00:07:57Anong plano mo?
00:07:58Hanapin yung employer ko.
00:08:00Naalala mo ba yung address?
00:08:04Huwag kang mag-alala.
00:08:05Tutulungan kita.
00:08:12Ika, dito.
00:08:17Oh, ito.
00:08:19Sinulat ko na dyan yung directions ha, di ka na maliligaw.
00:08:25Alam mo, di ko alam ba't mo ginagawa ito.
00:08:30Pero thank you.
00:08:32Lahala na dito sa telepono eh.
00:08:34Kaguno ka ba?
00:08:36Tulungan lang ang kababayan eh.
00:08:38Sayo muna yan.
00:08:39Tapos ibalik muna lang sa'kin kasi kailangan ko pa ipadalayan sa kapatid ko sa Pinas.
00:08:44Yes, boss.
00:08:45Salamat eh.
00:08:46Yes, boss.
00:08:47Salamat eh.
00:08:48Balin maglalakad ka ng dalawang kanto.
00:08:58Dere-derecho lang.
00:09:00Pagdating mo dun sa white building, pwede ka nang sumakay ng tuk-tuk.
00:09:19Tapos, magpababa ka na dyan. Yan yung opisina ng agency.
00:09:39No.
00:09:44We don't have issue this.
00:09:48We are not looking for the employees.
00:09:51Ma'am, my agency gave this to me. This paper.
00:09:56No, I don't have job. No agency. Okay?
00:09:59Ma'am, can you give me any job?
00:10:01Ma'am, please, nagmamakawa po ako. Wala po akong mamalalapitan.
00:10:04I can do it again?
00:10:06What do I...
00:10:34Oh, how are you?
00:10:39Hi, bitch.
00:10:44Scum.
00:10:46There's no such agency.
00:10:48Huh?
00:10:49I don't know.
00:10:51I've given the papers to me.
00:10:55I'm not going to have a job.
00:10:57Just kidding.
00:11:01There's a lot of work here.
00:11:04Pwede kang mag-TNT. Exit-exit.
00:11:07Magtatanong-tanong ako sa Pinoy community.
00:11:18Magka mag-alala.
00:11:22Special time.
00:11:26Alam ko nararamdaman mo,
00:11:28ganyan din ako eh,
00:11:30nang di ako makahanap ng trabaho bilang teacher.
00:11:32Naisip ko na lang,
00:11:34paano na ang aning nakapatid ko?
00:11:36E bago pa ako umalis,
00:11:37lahat sila may pabiling.
00:11:39Bilhan ko daw sila ng mga sapatos.
00:11:41Fuck.
00:11:42Paano na?
00:11:45Si Kate Genoa ako.
00:11:48Di ko alam na madami pala kami.
00:11:50Tapos ngayong naikipaghiwalay ako.
00:11:52Habol naman siya ng habol.
00:11:55Ako, gusto ko lang umuwi ng Pinas.
00:11:57Sure ka?
00:12:01Pwede naman kitang tulungan makahanap ng trabaho dito eh.
00:12:04Hindi nga lang siguro dito sa bangko.
00:12:07Baka sa probinsya.
00:12:10At least may kita ka.
00:12:12Basta kumita.
00:12:14Ganyan ba yan?
00:12:15Mismo.
00:12:18Alam mo, naisip ko na
00:12:20hindi pa ako nakakadesisyon para sa sarili ko.
00:12:23Lahat ng desisyon ko,
00:12:24nakadikit ang pamilya ko.
00:12:27Di ba? Kaya nga tayo magpapakasaya ngayon.
00:12:31Pero wala akong pera.
00:12:34Gumastos ka na ba?
00:12:35Nakalibre ko naman eh. Tara na.
00:12:51Si Cake, ginawa ko lang.
00:12:53Para lang tumagal ako.
00:12:54Ang pagigot ng mga doon.
00:13:02Nang bigla kang lumitaw.
00:13:09Nung ako'y papalikom.
00:13:15Sa dinas ang panahon.
00:13:19Nakausap ka sa tinadaan ang pagkakataon.
00:13:27Dila tala.
00:13:28Ito kay panaginip na mamututuo.
00:13:33Ang hiling ko sana.
00:13:35Bago magising ay maitanong sa'yo.
00:13:38Bini Bini, Bini Bini!
00:13:39Bini Bini!
00:13:42Bini Bini!
00:13:44Where you be my baby?
00:13:46My Lady!
00:13:48Kung may sabuti ng mga bituin . . . .
00:13:49Langit ay di parin . . .
00:13:51Langit ay di parin . . .
00:13:55My lady, kung nais sa butin ang mga bituin
00:14:01Langit ay hindi pa rin, sabay nating abutin
00:14:09Oh kay ganda, mo sa mata
00:14:20Kay tagal kong tinahanap, nandito na
00:14:27Oh kay ganda, mo sa mata
00:14:33Naman nung panahinip ko'y nandito na
00:14:40Oh kay ganda, mo sa mata
00:14:46Gusto mo bilhin naman tayong damit?
00:15:02Pag gusto mo na yan
00:15:04Uy, galing mamili
00:15:10Sige asya
00:15:13Oo, o diba?
00:15:17O kay ganda, mo sa mata
00:15:24Nung panahinip mo'y nandito na
00:15:31Magdi tayo dito?
00:15:39Naku, huwag dito
00:15:40Bakit?
00:15:41Parang maraming kakilala si Kate
00:15:42Eh ano naman, iinom lang naman tayo
00:15:44Basta, tara na
00:15:46Alam mo, dati akong bar girl
00:15:50Yun yung una kong trabaho
00:15:51Pero grumado ito ko sa Pinas, oh
00:15:52Talaga?
00:15:53Bakit parang ang chismoso mo?
00:16:15Hindi ba close na tayo?
00:16:20Nilibre mo na nga ako
00:16:22Alam mo, inom na lang
00:16:26Alam mo, inom na lang
00:16:28Cheers!
00:16:29Cheers!
00:16:30Muzik
00:16:35Muzik
00:16:37Mabilis ma-identify
00:16:44Ba't ba ang morbid mo?
00:16:46Yun ba yung gusto mong topic after sex?
00:16:50Ano ba ang gusto mong topic after sex?
00:16:51Ano ba ang gusto mong topic?
00:16:52Kahit ano, hindi mo pa nga nasasabi sa akin kung saan ka nakatala sa Pinas eh
00:16:55Sa Albay
00:16:56Albay
00:16:57May maliit na barangay doon
00:16:58Kaya, pag tinanong mo sa kahit na sino doon, alam na agad nila kung saan nakatala si Jesse
00:17:02Albay
00:17:03May maliit na barangay doon
00:17:04Kaya, pag tinanong mo sa kahit na sino doon, alam na agad nila kung saan nakatala si Jesse
00:17:10What do you want to say to me when you came to Pinas?
00:17:13To Albay.
00:17:14Albay?
00:17:15There's a small town.
00:17:17So, when you look at any of those,
00:17:21you know when you came to Jesse.
00:17:25And you?
00:17:26What's your name?
00:17:28Isabella.
00:17:29But I was in high school at Manila.
00:17:31At my brother.
00:17:37Can you go to Payao?
00:17:40Aarte pa ba ako?
00:17:42Hali ka nga.
00:18:10Oh, ito.
00:18:12Pamasahin mo.
00:18:13Mag-ingat ka sa trabaho mo, ha?
00:18:14Saka, umunang pakawalan to.
00:18:16Digit sa lahat kung kang magpapahalataan mo.
00:18:19Alam mo na.
00:18:20Ano?
00:18:21TNT?
00:18:22TNT?
00:18:23Eh, hindi naman ako TNT.
00:18:24Sino may TNT dito?
00:18:25Oh, shit.
00:18:26Hindi ko, eh.
00:18:27Pero salamat, ha?
00:18:28Siguro kung di dahil sa'yo,
00:18:29hindi ako makahanap ng trabaho.
00:18:30Siguro kung di dahil sa'yo,
00:18:31hindi ako makahanap ng trabaho.
00:18:32Siguro kung di dahil sa'yo,
00:18:33isa Pinas na ako ngayon.
00:18:34TNT?
00:18:35Eh, hindi naman ako TNT.
00:18:36Sino may TNT dito?
00:18:37Oh, shit.
00:18:40Hindi ko, eh.
00:18:42Pero salamat, ha?
00:18:44Siguro kung di dahil sa'yo,
00:18:45hindi ako makahanap ng trabaho.
00:18:47Siguro kung di dahil sa'yo,
00:18:49isa Pinas na ako ngayon.
00:18:51Guna ba?
00:18:52Wala yun.
00:18:55Alam mo,
00:18:57gusto kitang bisitain
00:18:59sa mga day off ko.
00:19:01Kahit malayo ang biyahe,
00:19:03pupuntahan kita.
00:19:05Guna ba?
00:19:06Hindi naman kailangan.
00:19:07Gusto nga mag-video call tayo, eh.
00:19:09Mahal yung bayad ka sa video ko, eh.
00:19:11Talaga?
00:19:13Joke lang.
00:19:14Hindi nga.
00:19:15Magkano ba?
00:19:16Joke lang tango.
00:19:17Seryoso naman ito.
00:19:19Parang pumila, oh.
00:19:21Ibigay pala ako sa'yo.
00:19:23Oh, hindi mo na kailangan?
00:19:25Hindi na.
00:19:26Aba!
00:19:27Bago na ako.
00:19:28Ay na nga.
00:19:31Siyempre naman,
00:19:32ayaw akong makita si Hello Kitty
00:19:33habang nababati ako.
00:19:42Ito na yun.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:49Tunggu mba haa ako mba.
00:19:50Nagaf grabbing time.
00:19:51Nangagi.
00:19:52Mal nga.
00:19:56Pala kim?
00:19:59Tunggu meong.
00:20:01Pu Алwa.
00:20:02May ik Kollege?
00:20:13Ngan.
00:20:14talks drinking...
00:20:16Do you know this address?
00:20:39No.
00:20:40Oh, here.
00:20:41Here?
00:20:42Yes.
00:21:15Okay now, how's it going?
00:21:17I'm fine.
00:21:19I'm going to eat every day.
00:21:21I've given them extra here.
00:21:23So I'm fine.
00:21:25I'm fine.
00:21:27I'll see you next weekend.
00:21:29I'm fine.
00:21:31I'm just here.
00:21:33I'm fine.
00:21:35I'm fine.
00:21:45I'm fine.
00:21:47I'm fine.
00:21:49I'm fine.
00:21:55Oh, who the hell?
00:21:57Come on, come on, come on.
00:22:27Come on, come on.
00:22:57Come on, come on.
00:23:00Come on.
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00:23:14Oh, you're looking for Jazzy lah?
00:23:25Yes, do you know where she is?
00:23:28Some guys from immigration took her.
00:23:31Immigration?
00:23:33Chai, Louie.
00:23:35Chai.
00:23:44My friend, one more.
00:24:14My husband, one more.
00:24:22My husband, two more.
00:24:37My husband, two more.
00:24:40I'll see you next time.
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