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Embarking on a series of drug-fueled misadventures, the three lads get more from the weekend then they'd ever bargained for. Bernard discovers a Dublin he never knew existed, Ray struggles to deal with his personal relationships and Dave tries to break the world record for selling drugs in order to clear his debts with ...
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00:00:001, 2, 3, stick to me
00:00:15Never doubt in your fantasies
00:00:22They'll burn your house
00:00:25They'll steal your car
00:00:28So save your love
00:00:30And that's it for the City FM Afternoon Show.
00:00:39I'm looking forward to a great weekend, and I hope you are too.
00:00:41Let's make a date for the same time, same place, next week,
00:00:45and we will do it all over again.
00:00:48This is Ray Ray signing off.
00:00:50And guys, remember, it's nice to be important,
00:00:53but it's far more important to be nice.
00:00:58And that's the end of you shites for another week.
00:01:03Important to be nice.
00:01:06God shit.
00:01:12How's it going, mate?
00:01:14What the fuck is the story?
00:01:16It's not my fault, man.
00:01:17There was a fuck up.
00:01:18Ken had me make a pick-up only 20 minutes ago.
00:01:20Me bollocks.
00:01:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:01:22We arranged here half four.
00:01:24You're fucking me about by.
00:01:26You arranged with Ken.
00:01:27Line of communication got fucked up, man.
00:01:29Human air, you know.
00:01:30I'm not fucking you about.
00:01:31Me bollocks.
00:01:33Are you setting me up?
00:01:34Nobody is setting you up, right?
00:01:36I'm sorry you had to wait around.
00:01:37Wait around.
00:01:39I've been sitting on me arse.
00:01:40Here.
00:01:41With this.
00:01:42For half an hour.
00:01:43That's a bit more than I was expecting.
00:01:48So?
00:01:50This is too much.
00:01:51I can't shift all these.
00:01:52You fucking me about by.
00:01:54You're going to take them all.
00:01:56New supply, new rules, new target.
00:01:59Do you get me?
00:01:59What are they?
00:02:01Flippers.
00:02:02They're brand new.
00:02:04Are they any good?
00:02:05Yeah, they're lovely.
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:08Right.
00:02:11We good?
00:02:12I'll take the rest on Monday.
00:02:14Mate, I'm not a drug dealer.
00:02:17I'm giving you the whole weekend.
00:02:19Don't fuck me about by.
00:02:20You.
00:02:22Fuck's sake.
00:02:24Fucking hell.
00:02:25Shit.
00:02:26Fuck.
00:02:26I didn't even know it was loaded.
00:02:28You're going to fucking shot me, you prick.
00:02:30Yeah, you relax.
00:02:31Just put the gun away, yeah?
00:02:32Please.
00:02:33Fuck's sake.
00:02:34Cheap guns.
00:02:35That's what it is.
00:02:36Look at that.
00:02:37Yeah.
00:02:38The catch was off.
00:02:38Right, yeah.
00:02:39Okay.
00:02:40Fucking relax, will you?
00:02:41I'll see you Monday.
00:02:51Whew.
00:02:54Cam, what the fuck have you got me into?
00:02:56That's a lovely shirt, aren't you?
00:03:11Where's the tie about you?
00:03:15Um, I'll put it on after dinner, Mum.
00:03:17Oh, yeah, no, that's better.
00:03:33I can't have you looking prettier than me.
00:03:35That took me ages.
00:03:36It's just an eye out with the boys.
00:03:38What, do you care?
00:03:38You working?
00:03:39I don't know.
00:03:41You're working.
00:03:42I feel a bit rough.
00:03:45I'm going to blow it off.
00:03:48I'm Linda.
00:03:49You can't keep Skyping off.
00:03:50They're going to let you go.
00:03:51I said maybe.
00:03:53I'll call you later.
00:03:54I'm serious.
00:03:55You're always serious.
00:03:56Come here.
00:03:58Right.
00:03:58Just, um, Dave's not going to be there, is he?
00:04:04Oh, it'll end up a little bit.
00:04:05Stare clear.
00:04:06You know he's always trouble.
00:04:13It'll be grand.
00:04:15Don't worry about it.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:37Hi, I'm Bernard.
00:04:39We're right back.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:52Hey.
00:04:53How's it going?
00:04:54Pretty good.
00:04:55Cool.
00:04:57You're here long?
00:04:58No.
00:04:58Do you work on insurance?
00:05:11Do you want a joint?
00:05:13Um, no thanks.
00:05:15I don't smoke.
00:05:18You know Gwen, right?
00:05:21No.
00:05:22Would any of you like a can?
00:05:30Uh, yeah.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:44Cheers, man.
00:05:45Of course, yeah.
00:05:45Oh boy.
00:06:01Oh my gosh.
00:06:02Welcome.
00:06:03Sheep!
00:06:15Gunn, stop.
00:06:19Fuck off!
00:06:22Hey, Dave, this is it.
00:06:26Yeah, listen Ray, if you have a drink, be fine Ray, then I'll see you from the tub.
00:06:29Yeah, listen, Ruth, if you have a drink, it'll be fine, right?
00:06:31And I'll see you in the tub.
00:06:32My hair's going to stink at barbecue later.
00:06:34Yeah, well, who's going to be scrubbing Matt's hair?
00:06:36You'd be surprised.
00:06:37Oh, I'd be surprised, right?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:39Mm-hmm.
00:06:46Slight go there.
00:06:47Shh.
00:06:49All right?
00:06:50About early, all right?
00:06:52No hard feelings, all right?
00:06:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:55No hard feelings, bro.
00:06:56Get it done.
00:06:57Our next time there will be.
00:07:01Dave, this is too much.
00:07:03It's not what you signed up for.
00:07:04Bit of extra cash, cool, but fucking guns.
00:07:06Look, it's cool, right?
00:07:07It's Ken's problem, something like that, so.
00:07:13I know these fellas, and you're not one of them.
00:07:15They're fucking skinny, Dave.
00:07:16Yeah?
00:07:17Yeah.
00:07:18You reckon, yeah?
00:07:19Look at me.
00:07:20Hardly fucking cool and what?
00:07:22Feel that shit.
00:07:23Feel it, go on.
00:07:24Yeah, see what happens when you pull that foot.
00:07:27I've seen that guy before.
00:07:28I've never seen him before.
00:07:29Oh, fuck.
00:07:30What?
00:07:31I didn't think Dave's gonna show up tonight.
00:07:32Relax, Aidan.
00:07:33He hasn't seen you yet.
00:07:34Here, I'll be back in a sec.
00:07:35Ah, hey, Ray.
00:07:36There he is.
00:07:37There he is.
00:07:38There he is.
00:07:39There he is.
00:07:40Thanks.
00:07:41How are you doing?
00:07:42How are you doing?
00:07:43How are you doing?
00:07:44How are you, my brother?
00:07:45I'm good, man.
00:07:46Good.
00:07:47New shirt?
00:07:48Yeah, fucking D&G, bro.
00:07:49You look that shit.
00:07:50My choice.
00:07:51Makes him look slightly less of a prick, don't you think?
00:07:52Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.
00:07:53Yeah, fuck you very much.
00:07:54I'm a buffoon.
00:07:55How are you, my brother?
00:07:56I'm good, man.
00:07:57Good.
00:07:58New shirt?
00:07:59Yeah, fucking D&G, bro.
00:08:00You look that shit.
00:08:01My choice.
00:08:02Makes him look slightly less of a prick, don't you think?
00:08:03Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.
00:08:04Yeah, fuck you very much.
00:08:05I'm a buffoon.
00:08:06How is the old ball cleanser, what?
00:08:07What?
00:08:08Jesus.
00:08:09Yeah?
00:08:10You're beautiful.
00:08:11Don't be such an asshole.
00:08:12There's Aiden Ballard over there.
00:08:13You'll fucking think of your bills, actually.
00:08:14Dave.
00:08:15Heyya.
00:08:16Do you know Gwen?
00:08:17Who?
00:08:18Uh, Gwen.
00:08:19No.
00:08:20This is her party, but I just can't seem to find her.
00:08:22I'm just…
00:08:23Oh, man.
00:08:24I'm just gonna get you out of that.
00:08:25You're beautiful.
00:08:26Don't be such an asshole.
00:08:27There's Aiden Ballard over there.
00:08:28You'll fucking think of your bills, actually.
00:08:29Dave.
00:08:33Heyya.
00:08:35Uh, do you know Gwen?
00:08:38Who?
00:08:39Uh, Gwen.
00:08:40No.
00:08:41This is her party, but I just can't seem to find her.
00:08:46We work together.
00:08:49Standard Alliance.
00:08:51Not full-time, really.
00:08:53That's nice.
00:08:55Yeah, just working for a mortgage.
00:08:58To deposit, you know, the whole property latter thing.
00:09:02Great.
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:05Just trying to move out of home.
00:09:08Independence and all that.
00:09:11So, what do you do?
00:09:15I'm a model.
00:09:18Oh.
00:09:20That sounds nice.
00:09:23Yeah, it's all right.
00:09:26Maybe after this we work a few more, then we can call it quits, yeah?
00:09:31What are they?
00:09:32They're called flippers, mate.
00:09:33They're fucking flying off the shelves.
00:09:34They're lovely.
00:09:35No, I don't know.
00:09:36Listen, mate, I'm actually doing you a favour here.
00:09:38You should be clanking me.
00:09:39I picked up a few extra.
00:09:40So maybe if you took 50, I could actually get 10 to give you a discount.
00:09:43Nah, you're grand.
00:09:44Listen, mate, I didn't even want to fucking bring it up.
00:09:46Dave.
00:09:47I'm going to be late.
00:09:48I'm grabbing a fucking taxi.
00:09:49You can stay here as long as you like.
00:09:50Fucking death.
00:09:52You're right, seriously?
00:09:53Seriously.
00:09:54Do you think I'm going to hang around if you get cut up or nabbed?
00:09:59Well, that's not going to happen, so...
00:10:01Yeah?
00:10:02Tell that to me dad.
00:10:03Fuck.
00:10:04You haven't a clue.
00:10:05Do you even give a shit about this?
00:10:07You fucking know it.
00:10:08I haven't heard anything from you.
00:10:10What do you want to hear?
00:10:12Seriously?
00:10:13Look, you've had your fun, okay?
00:10:15Sort yourself out because this is getting out of hand.
00:10:17Okay, cool.
00:10:18After this, I'm done.
00:10:19I'm not fucking stupid, Dave.
00:10:20Remember that.
00:10:21This is, okay?
00:10:22I'll pick your plate around.
00:10:23All right?
00:10:24You better.
00:10:25Stop, Dave.
00:10:26Don't just...
00:10:27Come on, Dave.
00:10:28Dave.
00:10:29What's up with her?
00:10:31Listen, never mind.
00:10:32I picked up a stack of yokes earlier.
00:10:33You fancy that one?
00:10:34Oh yeah, what are they?
00:10:35They're flippers.
00:10:36Never heard them.
00:10:37That's because they're brand new.
00:10:38So you want me to try them out with the test pilot?
00:10:39Hey, it ain't like them, my friend.
00:10:40Where'd you get them?
00:10:41I got them all fucking Ken's contact, the park fella.
00:10:43Dave, that fucking lunatic.
00:10:45He's a little bit unconventional, man, but trust me, this shit's legit.
00:10:47Yeah, well then why aren't you wanting them?
00:10:49Because I've got to sell them off, man.
00:10:50I've got to keep a clear head to do that.
00:10:51But I'm going to be doing one later.
00:10:52I fucking...
00:10:53I promise you I'm going to be doing one later.
00:10:54Yeah, right.
00:10:55I'm not taking your rat poison.
00:10:57I nearly shit myself for three days the last time you bollocks.
00:11:00He's never going to let it go, is he?
00:11:02Go on, fuck you then.
00:11:03Find some other spot to do it.
00:11:04Yeah, do it.
00:11:05Yeah, I will.
00:11:07You're lost, Joey.
00:11:11That's a nice glass.
00:11:17All right there, buddy.
00:11:22Never mind that, yo.
00:11:25Sorry, pal.
00:11:28I'm Dave.
00:11:29Bernard.
00:11:30Bernard, yeah.
00:11:31Nice to meet you.
00:11:32Have you seen Gwen about?
00:11:34Who?
00:11:35Gwen, this is her party, but I can't seem to find her.
00:11:39Mate, this isn't Gwen's party.
00:11:43This is Michal's barbecue.
00:11:45Gwen's an arse-faced bitch that sent you here as a joke.
00:11:48No, she wouldn't do that.
00:11:50Yeah?
00:11:51You tried to ring her?
00:11:52My phone's out of service.
00:11:54Stopped you?
00:11:55No.
00:11:56Whatsapp?
00:11:57Whatsapp?
00:11:58Jeez, mate. Facebook?
00:11:59We're not friends on Facebook.
00:12:04Listen, mate.
00:12:06It happens to all of us, right?
00:12:08I'm such an idiot.
00:12:09Oi, go for that now.
00:12:10I won't hear it.
00:12:11Consider it a fucking rite of passage, yeah?
00:12:17Ray, this is Bernard.
00:12:18Hey, Bernard.
00:12:19How you doing, man?
00:12:20Hi, Ray.
00:12:24This job's gonna make a fucking great-ass boiler.
00:12:26What's that?
00:12:27Mum, here.
00:12:28Get that into you.
00:12:29And cheer up, yeah?
00:12:30It's a fucking party.
00:12:31Smile.
00:12:32I'm gonna introduce you to a few people, yeah?
00:12:33Come on.
00:12:38Come on.
00:12:39Come on.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:41Come on.
00:12:46So, how do you two annoy each other?
00:12:48Since school.
00:12:49This poor little bastard will help him get through P.E.
00:12:52He's been following me around ever since.
00:12:57Here.
00:12:58We do a pill.
00:12:59Sorry?
00:13:00Pills.
00:13:01We doing.
00:13:02I've got loads of it.
00:13:03Now?
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:05Shut up, fuck it.
00:13:06We've got only gone in the morning.
00:13:07Do you?
00:13:08Well, just work, bud.
00:13:10Grant!
00:13:13I've never done E before.
00:13:14Never?
00:13:15Come on.
00:13:16We don't have to do one if you don't want to.
00:13:18What?
00:13:19Dave.
00:13:20He's never done a pill before.
00:13:24Listen, Bernard.
00:13:25If you don't want to do an E, don't do an E.
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:28Listen.
00:13:29They're call flippers.
00:13:30They're brand new.
00:13:31They're fucking lovely.
00:13:32Here.
00:13:33Here.
00:13:34You two.
00:13:35How come yours are different colours?
00:13:36Ah, they just come with different colours, man.
00:13:37But it's all the same bows, yeah?
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:39It's just that...
00:13:40What?
00:13:41What else are you going to be doing, man?
00:13:42We're giving you free drugs here, man.
00:13:44Well, look.
00:13:45I didn't say that I...
00:13:46What?
00:13:47Mate.
00:13:48We've been done over years, and we're still here.
00:13:50You'll be grand.
00:13:51Yeah.
00:13:52We're still here.
00:13:53Oi.
00:13:54Right.
00:13:59Now we're all in the same buzz, yeah?
00:14:04Right, get over there and slap onto proper channels, yeah?
00:14:07So what happens next?
00:14:09We'll see you next time.
00:14:39First time's always the best time, bro.
00:14:41You're a fucking hero.
00:14:43Still here, bro.
00:14:44Scorpio, yeah?
00:14:45Nah, fuck that Oasis, man.
00:14:47Spock Oasis, I hate that fucking place.
00:14:49Oi, I'm three, yeah?
00:14:50All right, here we go.
00:14:51One, two, three, every fucking time.
00:15:05Dre, did you use the fucking DJ?
00:15:07What did you do anymore?
00:15:09Well, I'm gonna lose.
00:15:10Because he started playing shit music
00:15:12on a shit radio station
00:15:14for a bunch of shitty little shitheads
00:15:16and RayRay wasn't so cool anymore.
00:15:18Not right, RayRay.
00:15:19RayRay in the afternoon.
00:15:20That's it, yeah.
00:15:21I used to listen to that show every day.
00:15:23What's that?
00:15:24What's the tagline?
00:15:25You'll see, it's to be important
00:15:27for it's my morning, morning nights.
00:15:29Yay!
00:15:31See you, everyone.
00:15:37There's some boys.
00:15:38Let it catch us down, yeah?
00:15:39Let it go.
00:15:40We're gonna do a bit of business, yeah?
00:15:41All right, man.
00:15:42Burn it.
00:15:43Go grab us a couple of drinks with it.
00:15:44Two vodka tanks.
00:15:45You don't know anyone selling pills around here, do you?
00:15:46No.
00:15:47Fucking do now, look.
00:15:48Great, I'll take ten.
00:15:49You looking well?
00:15:50You too.
00:15:51Still with that girl?
00:15:52Linda, yeah.
00:15:53Still feeling yourself?
00:15:54I'm not sure you're doing a bit of business, yeah?
00:15:56All right, man.
00:15:57Go grab us a couple of drinks with it.
00:15:58Two vodka tanks.
00:15:59You don't know anyone selling pills around here, do you?
00:16:00No.
00:16:01Fucking do now, look.
00:16:02Great, I'll take ten.
00:16:08You looking well?
00:16:10You too.
00:16:11Still with that girl?
00:16:13Linda, yeah.
00:16:14Still feeling yourself?
00:16:15Oh, shit.
00:16:16I'm sorry.
00:16:17I'm sorry.
00:16:18I'm sorry.
00:16:19I'm sorry.
00:16:20Sorry.
00:16:21I didn't get your shirt anyway.
00:16:22It's a nice shirt.
00:16:23So, what are you drinking?
00:16:24Um, I should get you a drink, just I'm sorry.
00:16:25No, no, no, no, don't be silly.
00:16:26Let's dance.
00:16:27Uh, really?
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29Uh, okay.
00:16:30I love your accent.
00:16:31I love your accent.
00:16:32Oh, my English is not perfect, no?
00:16:33No, no, no, no, it's different.
00:16:35I like your accent too.
00:16:36It's cool.
00:16:37Yeah?
00:16:38Yeah?
00:16:39What's your name?
00:16:40Nadia.
00:16:41Nadia.
00:16:42Bernice.
00:16:43Mm-hmm.
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45Um...
00:16:46Uh...
00:16:47Your English is not perfect, no?
00:16:48No, no, I love it.
00:16:49It's, it's different.
00:16:51I like your accent too.
00:16:52It's cool.
00:16:53Yeah?
00:16:54Uh-huh.
00:16:55What's your name?
00:16:56Nadia.
00:16:57Nadia...
00:16:58Bernard.
00:16:59Okay, more so.
00:17:00I had it, I had it in Venance.
00:17:02I had it.
00:17:03They're from here somewhere.
00:17:04Uh-huh.
00:17:05Bear with me.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07I think.
00:17:08He looks like an apple and a little frog.
00:17:17Eh, he's kind of cute, though.
00:17:19I don't know where we're going.
00:17:21Whatever you're into, love.
00:17:23Fifty, yeah?
00:17:24Here, have a good night.
00:17:25And if you need any more, come find me, yeah?
00:17:27I do. Thank you.
00:17:38So, do you work here?
00:17:51Yeah. Do you know Christoph's?
00:17:53Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great sandwiches.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56OK, five pills, that's 50 quid.
00:17:59Nice one, yeah? How about you?
00:18:01Just five, yeah?
00:18:03I think I should have no idea.
00:18:08So what do you apply for, Anthony, anyway?
00:18:19For fuck's sake.
00:18:20I want some pills, man.
00:18:22Get out of your fucking agent.
00:18:23Do you work?
00:18:24Yeah, well, yeah, sort of just like a part-time,
00:18:27um, office-y kind of job.
00:18:28Just the same for a deposit.
00:18:30You know, get independent.
00:18:32Wow, cool.
00:18:34Really?
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36I'm sorry, I'm off.
00:18:37More of them.
00:18:38More of them?
00:18:39I'm talking too much.
00:18:41A little bit too much.
00:18:53Ray!
00:18:54Stop doing it.
00:18:55Oi, Emma.
00:18:56Swear, have you seen Ray?
00:18:57Oh, sorry.
00:18:58What the fuck I came in with, though?
00:18:59You haven't seen him, have you?
00:19:00Oh, no.
00:19:01Oi, mate.
00:19:02Did you see the fuck I came in with?
00:19:03No, he has no fucking long career.
00:19:04You're off your fucking feet.
00:19:05Anyway, where?
00:19:06Steve!
00:19:07Hey, have you seen Ray?
00:19:09Yo, he used to fucking work here to DJ, no?
00:19:11For fuck's sake.
00:19:13Don't fuck's sake!
00:19:14Jesus Christ.
00:19:41Ray!
00:19:42Ray, you were living!
00:19:45Ray, you're in there, bro.
00:19:46Please open the fucking door, man.
00:19:47I'm in trouble here.
00:19:48Ray, open the fucking door.
00:19:50Come on.
00:19:50You fuck off.
00:19:52Fuck you, too, you fucking star.
00:19:55Ray, you cockhead.
00:19:56Where are you?
00:19:57Ray!
00:19:58Wait, Bernard.
00:19:59What is it, then?
00:20:00Shh.
00:20:01I need to do something, bro, yeah?
00:20:03I'll make it obvious.
00:20:03Just tighten these.
00:20:04Put them in your pocket.
00:20:05Put them in your pocket, bro, yeah?
00:20:06Listen, please meet me downstairs for five minutes, yeah?
00:20:09Don't push the bag five minutes downstairs, yeah?
00:20:12Is that okay?
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:13You understand what I'm saying to you?
00:20:14Yeah, me and Nadia are really getting along.
00:20:16Yeah, yeah.
00:20:16Is that her name, Nadia?
00:20:17Nadia, yeah.
00:20:18She's a fucking cracker, isn't she?
00:20:19Isn't she?
00:20:20Look at that dog, you.
00:20:20I am, I'm so dark.
00:20:22Now, listen, Bob.
00:20:23Get stuck in there, right?
00:20:24But meet me downstairs in five minutes.
00:20:25Five minutes, please.
00:20:26Okay.
00:20:26I'd better go outside and check what's going on.
00:20:31Why are you sliding around that brick?
00:20:33Listen, listen.
00:20:35I shouldn't be in here, okay?
00:20:38Okay?
00:20:40Fine.
00:20:44I have to help them right now.
00:20:45I need to go right now.
00:20:47Oh, do you want to see me again?
00:20:49Yeah, yeah.
00:20:51Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
00:20:53Do you have a pen?
00:20:53Yeah.
00:20:55Okay.
00:20:56Call me.
00:20:57Okay.
00:20:58Okay.
00:20:58What the fuck?
00:21:04Were you in there the whole time?
00:21:05I was taking a piss.
00:21:06What the fuck is the matter with you?
00:21:07Taking a fucking piss.
00:21:08Come on, we've got to go.
00:21:09Hold on.
00:21:09Where's the test?
00:21:10We've got to go right now.
00:21:11He's downstairs.
00:21:12Ah, Dave, not again.
00:21:13Get out of here.
00:21:14Chew the fucking beat there, bro.
00:21:15Oh, God.
00:21:16Jesus.
00:21:17Right.
00:21:18Fucking hell.
00:21:18Please work here.
00:21:28Dave, how much?
00:21:48Well, a few grand.
00:21:51Maybe ten.
00:21:54Ten fucking grand?
00:21:55Ten fucking grand.
00:21:59Listen, right.
00:22:01If we shit this shit by Monday, it'll be cool.
00:22:04You probably won't shoot me or whatever.
00:22:07I think I'm in love.
00:22:09There he is.
00:22:10How we doing, brother?
00:22:11All right, Brandon.
00:22:11You good?
00:22:12This has been the greatest night of my life.
00:22:14Well, it's not over yet, bro.
00:22:15I've got loads of fucking dosh in me.
00:22:17We'll have a good time, man.
00:22:19Big fucking surprise.
00:22:20He's whipped.
00:22:21Fuck him.
00:22:24Burn it now.
00:22:25Burn it, don't.
00:22:26No, no, no, no.
00:22:26Burn it, come on.
00:22:27No, shut up.
00:22:27Burn it, no, shut up.
00:22:28Burn it, shut up.
00:22:29Burn it, shut up.
00:22:29No, it's Burn it.
00:22:30Ray's friend.
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33Ray's friend.
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:34Burn it, put the phone down.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:36Put the phone down.
00:22:37Burn it, sound like a warm marshmallow.
00:22:39Jesus.
00:22:39It's lovely.
00:22:41What do you just say?
00:22:42Linda.
00:22:42Like a warm marshmallow.
00:22:44Linda.
00:22:44I fucking love you, man.
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46He's whipped.
00:22:46No, no, it's Burn it.
00:22:47He's whipped like a motherfucker.
00:22:49I'm going to take it somewhere very special right now.
00:22:51Okay.
00:22:51Well, have you ever been to a place called, like, a C-note before?
00:22:54Ah, Carolina, how are we doing tonight, sweetheart?
00:22:58Lucky chips only, please, yeah?
00:22:59Yeah, that'll go.
00:23:00It'll be good.
00:23:01Cheers, love.
00:23:04It's going to teach me how to win.
00:23:06It just looks like chance, but there's actually skill involved.
00:23:19Just get 20, man.
00:23:20Just get 20, man.
00:23:23Hit me.
00:23:25You can't aim on this shit, man.
00:23:27Hit me.
00:23:29Watch this.
00:23:32Should I try and play it?
00:23:34Yeah, man, go on, look at yourself.
00:23:36I'm split.
00:23:38Always spilling it, man.
00:23:39Always.
00:23:40Hit me.
00:23:42Again.
00:23:43Hit me.
00:23:45Oh, you absolute hero.
00:23:48You strange, strange little man.
00:23:50Play some cards while we're on a hot streak.
00:23:52Oi, can we get some more drinks over here?
00:23:54Rock him up, bro.
00:23:55Let's play ball.
00:23:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:24:00Oh, oh.
00:24:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:24:04Here we go, baby. Here we go.
00:24:10I believe in you, bro. I believe in you.
00:24:12Come on, Bernie.
00:24:13Come on, baby.
00:24:14Make it happen.
00:24:17Nice.
00:24:19I'm getting hard on.
00:24:20Oh, yeah.
00:24:22It was a good night, love.
00:24:23There you go. One, two.
00:24:24Get them up there, bro.
00:24:26I fucking love this guy.
00:24:28Love, where have you been all my life, mate?
00:24:30Where have you been?
00:24:31Back home.
00:24:31You're a fucking looking termist with you, bro.
00:24:34That's it.
00:24:34Coffee room. Come on.
00:24:35Fifty-four. You can give me something.
00:24:36I'm failing.
00:24:37Thank you so much.
00:24:38Here, here's one for yourself, yeah?
00:24:39Cheers.
00:24:40Good night, man.
00:24:42Come here to me.
00:24:44Band of Brothers.
00:24:47Yeah!
00:24:48Just want to get these.
00:24:49Band of Brothers!
00:24:50Band of Brothers!
00:24:54Band of Brothers.
00:24:55That's it.
00:24:55Ah, yeah!
00:25:04Hey, I'm the playground elf king.
00:25:21Look at you.
00:25:22The elf.
00:25:23Look at your hair.
00:25:24Why is my dick so small?
00:25:27Give it a fucking poke there.
00:25:29Maybe they'll grow back here.
00:25:30Bernard, Bernard, it's the drugs.
00:25:31It's out there.
00:25:32Jesus!
00:25:32Pull it!
00:25:33Bernard, it's the drugs.
00:25:34It's crap.
00:25:37How are you feeling, bro?
00:25:38Good?
00:25:38The elf.
00:25:39I mean, through your hair.
00:25:41He looks like he's going to come.
00:25:42I just want to go.
00:25:51It's nice hair, isn't it?
00:25:53Peaceful.
00:25:56I come here sometimes, I think.
00:25:59I feel like I know you guys' ages.
00:26:02It's great just talking and stuff from friends.
00:26:06Everyone's here mates on pills.
00:26:09It just happens like that, Bernard.
00:26:10Yeah, yeah, I know, but I feel like I can talk to you guys.
00:26:14Not like at home.
00:26:17It's like you're invisible.
00:26:22Like you're a whisper bear.
00:26:26Did you ever get that?
00:26:28Like you're there, but you're not.
00:26:34You guys get to read me.
00:26:40That farm bear tonight, does she see the rear of you?
00:26:43Nadia, she's gorgeous.
00:26:47You've had a lucky night, man.
00:26:49It's still not over yet.
00:26:57Oh, shit, I'm in work in a half hour.
00:26:59Shit!
00:27:02The guards.
00:27:03Come on, Vernon, we have to go.
00:27:05Come on.
00:27:10Police!
00:27:15We've got to go, guys.
00:27:16Oh, man, fuck work.
00:27:17Here, come here.
00:27:18Stay on the rip of us, bro.
00:27:19I can't lose my overtime.
00:27:21All right.
00:27:22Give me a bit if you have any problems, OK?
00:27:24And listen, loads of water.
00:27:28I had a great night.
00:27:29Yeah, good man.
00:27:33Hope you haven't poisoned him, Dave.
00:27:35You know, she'd lose half your audience there, wouldn't you?
00:27:38Yeah, wouldn't you?
00:27:45Oh, bollocks.
00:27:46Bollocks!
00:27:57Hi.
00:27:59Your boyfriend sounds nice.
00:28:04Bernard.
00:28:05Bernard.
00:28:12It's Bernard, Linda. We're not in Paris.
00:28:17I'm sorry.
00:28:18Sorry for not texting back or calling you or anything.
00:28:21I ran out of credit.
00:28:25I'm late.
00:28:28Now, Linda.
00:28:29They're going to fire you from that job.
00:28:30Don't come crying to me when you get that notice.
00:28:32Pregnant.
00:28:37Right.
00:28:39I'm pregnant.
00:28:45That's unbelievable.
00:28:50That's unbelievable.
00:28:51I knew he'd be excited.
00:28:52Oh, my.
00:28:53You're happy, yeah?
00:28:54Yes.
00:28:55I'm surprised.
00:28:56That's a ravey.
00:28:57That's a ravey.
00:28:58That's a ravey.
00:28:59That's a ravey.
00:29:00That's a ravey.
00:29:04That's a ravey.
00:29:12That's a ravey.
00:29:14That's a ravey.
00:29:20That's a ravey.
00:29:25How are you?
00:29:36Didn't think to call me back, no?
00:29:40Left me in the club like a muppet.
00:29:43I was just out showing this noobly around.
00:29:46Dealing.
00:29:47Gambling.
00:29:48Doing yokes, getting pissed.
00:29:51All of the above.
00:29:53All of the above, yeah?
00:29:56Fuck's sake, Dave.
00:29:58You're not a dealer.
00:30:00And you're a really shitty card player.
00:30:03I actually didn't lose any money tonight.
00:30:05I know.
00:30:06What do you fucking do?
00:30:10Do you even care how I got home?
00:30:13A taxi?
00:30:15No.
00:30:16Okay, I give up.
00:30:17Come on, how did you get home?
00:30:19Your mate Ken showed up.
00:30:22He offered me a lift.
00:30:24What the fuck was he doing there?
00:30:26Dunno.
00:30:27Don't care.
00:30:28He was there and you weren't.
00:30:32He's using you, Dave.
00:30:34He's gonna chew you up and spit you out.
00:30:38It's under control.
00:30:40Is it?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42I'm gonna meet Ken tomorrow and we're gonna sort all this shit out with the Cork fella.
00:30:46Trust him as much as I trust you.
00:30:52Did you get nails done today?
00:30:56Yes, I got my nails done.
00:30:57Oh, nice.
00:30:59Expensive, yeah?
00:31:02I'm gonna miss you.
00:31:03But I'll fucking go if you don't get this wannabe gangster shite out of your system.
00:31:20Hey Bernard.
00:31:23Bernard?
00:31:24You okay?
00:31:25Huh?
00:31:26Yeah.
00:31:27What?
00:31:28It's just...
00:31:29Your face looks a bit...
00:31:30You look really incredible this morning.
00:31:31Really beautiful.
00:31:32Did you do something to your hair?
00:31:33No, I just...
00:31:34Well, I did actually.
00:31:35I can't believe you noticed.
00:31:36Nobody ever notices.
00:31:37Bernard?
00:31:38You okay?
00:31:39Huh?
00:31:40Yeah.
00:31:41Why?
00:31:42It's just...
00:31:43Your face looks a bit red.
00:31:44Oh, I was rushing a bit to get in this morning.
00:31:46Late as usual.
00:31:47Right.
00:32:09Whoa.
00:32:12Whoa.
00:32:14Oh...
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:17Oh...
00:32:22Wow.
00:32:25Wow.
00:32:26Hmm.
00:32:27Wow.
00:32:29Wow.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35Wow.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:38Bollocks!
00:33:08Hello?
00:33:09Hi Ray.
00:33:10Bernard.
00:33:11Oh, hey man.
00:33:12What's the quack?
00:33:13Um, listen, um, you don't have sunburn on your face or anything, do you?
00:33:21What?
00:33:22You're not sunburned.
00:33:24Your blood vessels are all swollen because of too many pills.
00:33:28Is that dangerous?
00:33:29No.
00:33:30No, no, you should be alright.
00:33:32Here, you're not shitting funny or pissing blood, are you?
00:33:36No, why should I be?
00:33:37Well, of course, your family's pills, you never know.
00:33:39But no, you should be grand.
00:33:41Hey, listen, I'm doing a set in wax tonight if you want to come.
00:33:45I dunno, I'm feeling pretty shattered.
00:33:48I should probably just stay at home.
00:33:50Well, if you change your mind, I'll put you on the list, alright?
00:33:53I'm on the list?
00:33:54Cool.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:56Bring that girl from earlier, Nadia.
00:33:59Yeah, yeah, definitely, great, that's an amazing idea, fantastic, thanks very much.
00:34:03Oh yeah, Bernard.
00:34:04I'm hanging up now.
00:34:06Okay.
00:34:07Cool.
00:34:08See you later.
00:34:12I'm on the list.
00:34:16Oh shit!
00:34:17Ken.
00:34:18I had a call for my little cork friend earlier.
00:34:31He's a fucking psycho, man.
00:34:32He is, yeah.
00:34:33Told me he gave you more than the usual.
00:34:34I was paranoid as fuck, man.
00:34:35He practically threw them at me.
00:34:36I'm not paying for those.
00:34:37What?
00:34:38Shouldn't have taken them.
00:34:39The guy stuck a gun in my face.
00:34:40I couldn't exactly say no, you know.
00:34:41It wasn't that kind of conversation.
00:34:42Can you not just shift a few extra?
00:34:43Fuck that.
00:34:44I'll take what I normally take.
00:34:45You'll have to get rid of the rest of yourself and quick, because he wants the money next week.
00:34:46And how exactly am I supposed to shift that?
00:34:47I'm not paying for those.
00:34:48I'm not paying for those.
00:34:49I'm not paying for those.
00:34:50What?
00:34:51What?
00:34:52You shouldn't have taken them.
00:34:53The guy stuck a gun in my face.
00:34:54I couldn't exactly say no, you know.
00:34:55It wasn't that kind of conversation.
00:34:56Can you not just shift a few extra?
00:34:57Fuck that.
00:34:58I'll take what I normally take.
00:34:59You'll have to get rid of the rest of yourself and quick, because he wants the money next week.
00:35:14And how exactly am I supposed to shift that many pills so quick?
00:35:17It's the weekend.
00:35:18There's loads of hungry little pill heads about.
00:35:21Hit the streets.
00:35:22Jesus, Ken.
00:35:23I thought I was past that.
00:35:24I told Samantha I was done.
00:35:26I mean, the gun thing's really freaking her out, man.
00:35:28Not my problem.
00:35:31Jesus, Ken!
00:35:32Come on!
00:35:33Not my problem.
00:35:35Fuck's sake!
00:35:37Here.
00:35:41That'll help get you started.
00:35:45Yeah, nice one.
00:35:46Good stuff, that.
00:35:47Peruvian.
00:35:52Fucking state of this place.
00:35:53Wouldn't know what'll be floating around under there.
00:35:59Yeah.
00:36:01Remember those kids?
00:36:02They went looking for their football and they found a severed leg instead.
00:36:05Remember?
00:36:06It was on the news.
00:36:08Fuck, yeah.
00:36:09That was here.
00:36:11What?
00:36:13All sorts of body parts floating around under there.
00:36:16Fucking dump.
00:36:170, 8, 7, 1, 3, 1, 9.
00:36:18That's a 4.
00:36:19Hey, Joan.
00:36:20Mm-hmm.
00:36:21Is that a 1 or a 9?
00:36:22It could be either.
00:36:23It could be either.
00:36:24That's a good point.
00:36:25I should probably just try all the numbers that I get the correct one.
00:36:30Did you meet someone?
00:36:31At Gwen's party?
00:36:32Gwen's an arsefaced bitch.
00:36:33What the fuck is this?
00:36:34Oh shit, sorry.
00:36:35How was that?
00:36:36Gorb.
00:36:37I was someone sorry about it.
00:36:38He's just a mother.
00:36:39How is this?
00:36:40How is it coming?
00:36:41That's all the numbers...
00:36:42...and it's starting to say, I'm sorry.
00:36:43It's not a mother.
00:36:44I'm sorry.
00:36:45How are you doing that?
00:36:46I'm sorry?
00:36:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:36:48I'm sorry.
00:36:49I let go to my room.
00:36:50I should probably just try all the numbers
00:36:52till I get the correct one.
00:36:54Did you meet someone at Gwen's party?
00:36:56Gwen's an arse-faced bitch.
00:36:58Shit, sorry, wrong number.
00:37:04I did meet an absolute goddess, though.
00:37:07Her name was Nadia, but I lost her number.
00:37:12I keep trying, Sue.
00:37:20I'm not too late.
00:37:26Another one.
00:37:28How's that?
00:37:29How's the daddy?
00:37:30Good, man. Good, yeah.
00:37:31Daddy?
00:37:32How are you, mate?
00:37:33It's your lucky day, pal.
00:37:34It's Dave, man, yeah.
00:37:35Yeah, how are you doing?
00:37:43Yeah, now, listen, man, I'm looking through...
00:37:44Have you heard about these new flippers I got my hands on?
00:37:46Closed doors, it feels so good to say that you don't know what to mean to get the fangus in.
00:37:50Unless you can leave it for the end of the day and you should reach your friend for the same thing.
00:37:54I ain't done so I'm finishing it.
00:37:56I got something till we'll be in the day.
00:38:03Hey Bernard.
00:38:05Yeah?
00:38:06I hope you find him.
00:38:09Thanks.
00:38:10I'm coming strong, and what's with this secrecy?
00:38:18It's the area in the world.
00:38:20How are you keeping?
00:38:21I've been doing this.
00:38:22Here, here, thank your sister I was asking for, right?
00:38:38Bernard, how are you buddy?
00:38:40Listen now, would you like a few more flippers, man?
00:38:43Don't know.
00:38:44I'm feeling fairly trashed.
00:38:45I wasn't supposed to go to Ray's Gate tonight.
00:38:47Perfect man, right.
00:38:48Listen, I'll meet you beforehand.
00:38:49I'll get you right back in the mood.
00:38:51My last night is number day.
00:38:53Aw man, that's terrible news.
00:38:55Listen, how will we meet up late and talk about it?
00:38:57Yeah?
00:38:58Yeah man, maybe I can help you find her.
00:39:00Really?
00:39:01Okay, I'll see you then.
00:39:06Listen bro, on a separate note, I didn't want to bring this up to you.
00:39:09But you know, last night was my tree.
00:39:11That was your first time and all that.
00:39:12But if you want to do more, I'm going to have to charge you.
00:39:14I'm fucking sorry man, but I have to.
00:39:16Okay, sure.
00:39:19How much?
00:39:20I'll tell you what bro.
00:39:21A hundred quid I'll get you five.
00:39:23That's a fucking belter of a weekend man.
00:39:25A hundred, that seems a little...
00:39:27You know what?
00:39:28I'm sorry, it's you.
00:39:29You're right.
00:39:30I should give you a special matrix.
00:39:3180 quid, done.
00:39:32Matrix?
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34Oh, okay.
00:39:35Yeah, good man.
00:39:37That's it.
00:39:39There you go.
00:39:40Tell you what pa.
00:39:41I'll owe you the change, right?
00:39:43And...
00:39:47What?
00:39:48I'll do you one better.
00:39:49Did you ever do coke before?
00:39:51Coke?
00:39:52Coke.
00:39:53Sniff.
00:39:54Charlie, you know?
00:39:55Coke Kenya.
00:39:56You ever done it before?
00:39:57No.
00:39:58Do you want to do something?
00:39:59I want to hear.
00:40:00Yeah, fuck it.
00:40:01Why not?
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03Yeah?
00:40:04Good man.
00:40:05What I want you to do, really, is hold your nostril and snort up at the udder.
00:40:09Okay.
00:40:10Yeah?
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:12That's it.
00:40:13Atta boy.
00:40:14Breathe it deep.
00:40:15Tell me.
00:40:16How do you feel right now?
00:40:17Fucking Al Pacino.
00:40:18Fucking Al Pacino!
00:40:19I love it, man!
00:40:20Hey, man.
00:40:21Wax nightclub, please.
00:40:22No problem.
00:40:23.
00:40:24Atta boy.
00:40:25Breathe it deep.
00:40:26.
00:40:27,
00:40:28.
00:40:29Tell me.
00:40:30How do you feel right now?
00:40:32Fucking Al Pacino!
00:40:33Fucking Al Pacino!
00:40:34Fucking Al Pacino!
00:40:35I love it, man!
00:40:36,
00:40:41Hey man, Wax nightclub, please.
00:40:43No problem.
00:40:44.
00:40:46.
00:40:50Listen, mate, we get a couple of shots in, yeah?
00:41:01Then we find a nice little young one for you to put your willy inside.
00:41:04I'm not a virgin.
00:41:05Whoa!
00:41:06Oh, I didn't say that.
00:41:08I just mean, like, we'll find you a nice-looking girl, you know what I mean?
00:41:11Like, put up a little slush puppy to cheer you up or something, you know?
00:41:14Oi, mate.
00:41:15Let's get two tequila and two Jaegers.
00:41:19Fuck it, why not, says you.
00:41:20It's a lot of shots.
00:41:21Yeah, I know, mate, but they go down nice and easy, trust me.
00:41:24Listen, pal, right, I'm going to nip off to do a little business.
00:41:26Can you take care of that, yeah?
00:41:28I'll be right back to you, man.
00:41:35Hey, fuck, I love it.
00:41:37How did you know I was a virgin?
00:41:41Listen, mate, you're fucking wearing on you, you know what I mean?
00:41:44You walk around too fucking tense, too wound up.
00:41:46You look like you want to take a shit half the time.
00:41:48We need to sort you out with a fucking tasty little Brazilian with a fat ass.
00:41:52That might cheer you up a bit.
00:41:53What?
00:41:53Yeah, fuck me, that's right, man.
00:41:55Fuck you, fucking right.
00:41:56I'm a complete fuck-up, bro.
00:41:58Listen, what happened with your wound last night?
00:42:01You're not a foreign one.
00:42:02Um, she wrote her number on me arm, but it smudged away.
00:42:05Oh, fuck off, mate.
00:42:06That's tragic.
00:42:07You see?
00:42:09I tried to call, like, 234 possible combinations, but I couldn't get through.
00:42:13You didn't, mate.
00:42:13That's fucking, that's desperate.
00:42:15I gave you that fair play, ain't you, man?
00:42:16Oh, fuck off.
00:42:46Woo-hoo, one number two, brother.
00:42:48That's it.
00:42:49Lovely juggly.
00:42:50Lovely fucking juggly.
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:56I think I'm fucking hot.
00:43:02I'm just going to ask the barman.
00:43:03Yeah, go for it, man.
00:43:04I'm looking for a girl called Natty.
00:43:07She was here last night.
00:43:08Beautiful eyes.
00:43:09No.
00:43:10No?
00:43:11Not the fucking man here yet.
00:43:12Come on.
00:43:13Two beers, please.
00:43:15How we doing, folks?
00:43:16Hi.
00:43:16Good, yeah?
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:18Listen, we don't know anyone's own pills around here, do you?
00:43:20No.
00:43:21No?
00:43:21What are you fucking doing now, sweetheart?
00:43:23Fuck off.
00:43:24Fine, chill the fucking beans there, big man.
00:43:26Oh, no, shush.
00:43:27I'm going to go.
00:43:29All right, I'm going to go, bro.
00:43:30I'm going to go.
00:43:30I can't find him.
00:43:31Yeah, we're going to have to look for it again, man.
00:43:33I'm going to go.
00:43:33This fucker's great.
00:43:34Just take that fucking beer, would you?
00:43:36Here, come on.
00:43:36Vamos.
00:43:37Yeah, fuck you, too, yeah?
00:43:38Find a new beginning, lay in some sailor's arms.
00:43:45All those quick solutions get old, you'll find your restitution encoded deeper than your heart.
00:43:53In your head bone, connect it to the neck bone, connect it to the backbone, take it down and do the bone dance.
00:44:03From your rib cage, feel it in your shoulder base, slide it down your vertebrae, shake it up and do the bone dance with me.
00:44:13It's the only way to set you free from the pain you carry around and bring you down.
00:44:29Get the fuck in there.
00:44:30Get the fuck in there.
00:45:00All right, buddy.
00:45:04Having the best night of my life, part two.
00:45:09Bernard, you know you don't have to foot up with Dave shit all night, man.
00:45:12What do you mean?
00:45:14He's been doing this a long time.
00:45:16Too long, possibly.
00:45:18So?
00:45:19So it just gets boring after a while.
00:45:21He gets boring.
00:45:23Just take care of yourself, right?
00:45:25Too much, too quick.
00:45:26It can fuck up your head.
00:45:27Don't worry, I'm okay.
00:45:28I lost Nadia's number.
00:45:31Ah, fuck him out of the sign, probably.
00:45:34Well, you're in a good mood.
00:45:37Sorry, man.
00:45:38I have a lot in my mind.
00:45:41Maybe you're right.
00:45:43Just forget women.
00:45:44Here.
00:45:48Let me cue in the next track, right?
00:45:50See this?
00:45:51Channel three.
00:45:52When I give you the signal, hit it up full blast.
00:45:55You all right?
00:45:56Three.
00:45:57This one.
00:45:57This one.
00:45:57Here we go, Bernard.
00:45:58Two.
00:45:59Hit it!
00:46:00God.
00:46:14God.
00:46:18Fuck.
00:46:48Deadly buzz, yeah?
00:46:52Yeah, it's all right, man.
00:46:55What's up?
00:46:56None, man.
00:46:57Just a little bit.
00:46:58Fuck.
00:46:59Fuck.
00:47:00Fuck.
00:47:01Fuck.
00:47:02Fuck.
00:47:03Fuck.
00:47:04Fuck.
00:47:05Fuck.
00:47:06Fuck.
00:47:07Fuck.
00:47:08Fuck.
00:47:09Fuck.
00:47:10Fuck.
00:47:11Fuck.
00:47:12Fuck.
00:47:13Fuck.
00:47:14Fuck.
00:47:15Fuck.
00:47:16Fuck.
00:47:17No matter.
00:47:18Just, uh, feels about getting here or something, doesn't it?
00:47:21Jesus Christ.
00:47:22Come on, man.
00:47:23We're going.
00:47:24Right, we're going.
00:47:29Have a good night, yeah?
00:47:30Take it easy.
00:47:40Hey, do you mind if I crash with you tonight, bro?
00:47:43Yeah, that's cool.
00:47:44Yeah?
00:47:45You all right?
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:47I think Linda's coming down with something I could do without being around her for the
00:47:51night.
00:47:52Let's go and listen.
00:47:53Well, first of all, yeah.
00:47:55Look up.
00:47:56Dave, are you a drug dealer?
00:48:01Why would you ask me that question?
00:48:02Because I seem to be selling a lot of drugs tonight, so...
00:48:11Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I am, really.
00:48:12I'm an arsehole.
00:48:13I have a lot of friends.
00:48:14Friends.
00:48:15And right now I have a lot of drugs.
00:48:18And right now I have a lot of drugs.
00:48:19And I'm trying to make everybody happy.
00:48:25You know what I mean?
00:48:26You know what I mean?
00:48:27You know what I mean?
00:48:28You know what I mean?
00:48:29You know what I mean?
00:48:30You know what I mean?
00:48:35Like, Al fucking Pacino.
00:48:36Al fucking Pacino.
00:48:37That's it.
00:48:38Al fucking Pacino.
00:48:39Bruh.
00:48:40Those lovely eyes.
00:48:41You reckon?
00:48:42I'm very fucking sensitive with me eyes.
00:48:43I don't know if I fucking need that.
00:48:44Boo it.
00:48:45You all right?
00:48:46Woo hoo!
00:48:49Bro, those lovely eyes.
00:48:52You reckon?
00:48:54I'm very fucking sensitive with me eyes.
00:48:56Oh.
00:48:57Yeah, man.
00:48:58Fuck, I needed that.
00:48:59Boo.
00:49:02Are you all right?
00:49:10Woo!
00:49:11Dave's in the house, baby.
00:49:13Anybody who needs anything, come to me, yeah?
00:49:16That means anything you need, you come see me,
00:49:18because I can hook you up, baby.
00:49:21Ah, fuck him.
00:49:23You chipmunkers.
00:49:24Give me shots, boys.
00:49:25Nothing.
00:49:26Get in there, man.
00:49:29I'll put the Irish whiskey.
00:49:30Right, don't hold it on me.
00:49:31You need more than I do.
00:49:34Come on.
00:49:36So good, man.
00:49:37Chin chin.
00:49:37Cheers.
00:49:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:48You look like shit.
00:49:49You need to slow down.
00:49:50Cheers, mate.
00:49:51You too.
00:49:52You too.
00:49:53I'm serious.
00:49:54It's not good for you.
00:49:55Mind, body, soul.
00:49:56You're right.
00:49:57You look like shit.
00:49:58You need to slow down.
00:49:59Cheers, mate.
00:50:00You too.
00:50:01I'm serious.
00:50:02It's not good for you.
00:50:03Mind, body, soul.
00:50:04I'm serious.
00:50:05Who the fuck do you think you're around with?
00:50:06You know what I mean?
00:50:07Shit.
00:50:08Shit.
00:50:09Shit.
00:50:10Shit.
00:50:11Shit.
00:50:12Shit.
00:50:13Shit.
00:50:14You look like shit.
00:50:15You need to slow down.
00:50:16Cheers, mate.
00:50:17You too.
00:50:18I'm serious.
00:50:19It's not good for you.
00:50:20Mind, body, soul.
00:50:21I'm serious.
00:50:22Who the fuck do you think you're around with?
00:50:23You know what I mean?
00:50:24Shit.
00:50:25I want the fucking morality lecture.
00:50:26I'm not in the fucking humor for you.
00:50:27What'd you say?
00:50:28Well, don't just fucking say.
00:50:29You know what I mean?
00:50:30You know what I mean?
00:50:31Shit.
00:50:32Well, don't just fucking say.
00:50:33You know what I mean?
00:50:34I didn't see you saying nowhere you're around when you were buying a sniff of your nose.
00:50:37We'll just free you in my dad's.
00:50:38Just ease up on that holier than thou bullshit, yeah?
00:50:42We'll do it without the headache.
00:50:51What the fuck's going on with you anyway, mate?
00:50:53It's Linda.
00:50:54It's Linda.
00:50:55Big surprise.
00:50:56What about her?
00:50:57She's pregnant.
00:50:58That's amazing news, Ray.
00:50:59Thanks for the thrillers.
00:51:00Are you thrilled?
00:51:01Jesus fucking Christ, Bernard.
00:51:02No, I'm not thrilled.
00:51:03It's bad news.
00:51:04It's not good.
00:51:05I mean, now you are a proper fuck, man.
00:51:13You can't break up with her because she's pregnant when you're looking like a scumbag.
00:51:20But at the same time, if he stays with her because of the sprog, he's just going to resent
00:51:25the dude in the rest of his life.
00:51:26You're fucked.
00:51:27Oh, he's fucked.
00:51:28He's fucked.
00:51:29He's fucked.
00:51:30You're fucked.
00:51:31You're fucked.
00:51:32Let's get your hand and put it on your head.
00:51:33Hmm.
00:51:34Oh, shit, shit.
00:51:36Mom, boys, I think it's time to go home.
00:52:00Hey, babes.
00:52:02Hey, babes.
00:52:03Hey, babes.
00:52:05What about sorry, babes?
00:52:07Or I hope you got home okay last night, babes.
00:52:10Or I hope you don't mind three fucking stooges on the couch, babes.
00:52:14Fucking babes.
00:52:15I didn't think you'd mind too much.
00:52:17You didn't think?
00:52:18Full stop.
00:52:19And I won't be minding for much longer.
00:52:21Come here.
00:52:21Please, don't be like that.
00:52:23Fine.
00:52:25Look, okay, I'm sorry.
00:52:27I am really sorry, look.
00:52:28I'm going out.
00:52:30So you can have all the time you want for your little fucking sleepover.
00:52:33Fuck.
00:52:35Oh, baby, please.
00:52:44I'm trying to sleep.
00:52:47Not anymore.
00:52:49Shit.
00:52:49Fuck, fuck, shit.
00:52:51Very cozy.
00:52:53Really?
00:52:54Fuck, shit.
00:52:56Who's this?
00:52:57I'm the fella who gave your pal all these yokes you're lying on?
00:53:04Not the gun, man, please.
00:53:05Put the gun away, eh?
00:53:06Am I making you nervous?
00:53:08I wonder if the catch is on or off.
00:53:10I can't remember.
00:53:11Look, what are you even doing here, man?
00:53:13You said Monday to me.
00:53:14I've been hearing stories that you're not taking this job as serious as you should.
00:53:18Whoever said that is a fucking lawyer!
00:53:21Not from where I'm standing.
00:53:22Mate, I've been flat out raped.
00:53:24Shut up the fuck, Dave.
00:53:25Jesus.
00:53:26Do you want to help him pay?
00:53:27No, I'm not.
00:53:28No, no, no, no.
00:53:29How about you?
00:53:31He, he's deaf.
00:53:34But this is serious.
00:53:35Yeah, I get it.
00:53:36The serious is a heart attack on a plane with snakes on it.
00:53:41Get me?
00:53:42I understand.
00:53:46Wasn't loaded.
00:53:49You fucker.
00:53:50You fucker.
00:53:56I have to go to the guards, Dave.
00:53:58What's he going to do?
00:54:05I'm sure, Dave.
00:54:13I'm sure, Dave.
00:54:17I'm sure, Dave.
00:54:17You can shake the guards with the pants in the summer afternoon.
00:54:20Well, I don't have a better idea.
00:54:21Do you?
00:54:24I'm not.
00:54:25I don't suppose you have a few thousand baits who are short yorks there.
00:54:29I'm, I don't really have that many, um, friends.
00:54:39Oh.
00:54:41What are you eating, man?
00:54:44The bacon?
00:54:45No Bernard, you can have the bacon.
00:54:47I don't care.
00:54:49Dave?
00:54:50I don't care.
00:54:53I don't care.
00:54:54I don't care.
00:54:56I don't care.
00:54:57I don't care.
00:54:58I don't care.
00:54:59I don't care.
00:55:00I don't care.
00:55:02I don't care.
00:55:04I don't care.
00:55:05I don't care.
00:55:06I don't care.
00:55:07What's that?
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:09Dave?
00:55:10OK.
00:55:11Jesus, man.
00:55:12Okay.
00:55:16Jesus Christ.
00:55:19Come on.
00:55:25Mija, how are you, man? Yeah?
00:55:27Good, good. Listen, great party tonight, bro.
00:55:30Are you looking for any pills at all?
00:55:35Yeah, listen, man, do you know anyone that's looking for any pills? Anyone at all?
00:55:38Right. Grant, Grant.
00:55:44No.
00:55:56Gary, open the third stage, man. Are you looking for that?
00:56:01Gary, you fucking...
00:56:08How are you, boys? You're looking for any fucking pills, right?
00:56:11No? Shit, mate, that flipper's a brand new. They're fucking loaded.
00:56:18Ah, Mr Stardy. Is Maria home?
00:56:23Hello?
00:56:25How are you? You're looking for any pills?
00:56:27Ecstasy?
00:56:28What?
00:56:29What?
00:56:31Have you been talking about?
00:56:33I don't know.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:37You're looking for any pills.
00:56:39How are you?
00:56:41How are you?
00:56:43How are you, boys?
00:56:45I don't know.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:50I don't know.
00:56:53I don't know.
00:56:55Why are they?
00:57:14They're called angels.
00:57:17A friend of mine brought them back from Amsterdam.
00:57:20They're dipped in acid, so apparently they blow your fucking nut off.
00:57:24They're too deadly.
00:57:26It's a waste in them now.
00:57:32Man, there might not be a better time, eh?
00:57:35Mate, please fucking do this with me tonight, yeah?
00:57:37Come on.
00:57:38One last time.
00:57:39Fuck it.
00:57:40Die tonight.
00:57:41Come on.
00:57:42Yeah, come on.
00:57:54Okay.
00:57:55So where are we going now?
00:58:00I'm not going away.
00:58:02She's 17.
00:58:03She's a got.
00:58:04Her brother and all his mod mates are downstairs having a party.
00:58:07She fucking hates her brother and all his mates.
00:58:09She's mad about me.
00:58:10I quite like the mod music.
00:58:11But I don't tell her.
00:58:12She fucking hates it.
00:58:13I love her face when she's angry.
00:58:15She's real pissed off.
00:58:17That's when she still surprises me.
00:58:18That's when she still catches me looking at her.
00:58:20That's when she smiles.
00:58:22That's when she smiles.
00:58:42This is years ago.
00:58:47School.
00:59:01You brought us back to school.
00:59:05Best fucking days of my life, man.
00:59:14We're the last three men on earth.
00:59:17Survivors of something.
00:59:19Survivors of something bad.
00:59:22A war, a plague, or some sort of earthquake.
00:59:27What wiped out everyone else?
00:59:31Who gets to be child of nesting?
00:59:34He was the main man in his day.
00:59:37The last man.
00:59:40That'd be mad.
00:59:43Are you listening to me?
00:59:46Are you hearing me?
00:59:47Where are we?
01:00:05It's Sam, boys.
01:00:07My baby.
01:00:09Sam.
01:00:10Sam!
01:00:11Relax, Dave.
01:00:13Relax.
01:00:13Okay?
01:00:15I'm relaxed.
01:00:17I'm relaxed.
01:00:19Come on.
01:00:21We're going in, boys.
01:00:22what's going on?
01:00:27Sure.
01:00:27I'm ready for this.
01:00:29Ooh, still.
01:00:34What %uh?
01:00:34Come on.
01:00:36Come on.
01:00:37What do you mind?
01:00:38Lauren?
01:00:39Come on.
01:00:40Brooks.
01:00:40How do you mind?
01:00:41I'm glad you're a fan.
01:00:42What else?
01:00:43That means a lot of money.
01:00:45You're a liar.
01:00:45I'm going to spend it on the floor.
01:00:47I'm gonna love you.
01:00:48Never.
01:00:48Anything?
01:00:49All right.
01:00:50Welcome, oldÉ™.
01:00:50I can't believe I've come this far.
01:01:04Ray Ray, you seen this?
01:01:06What?
01:01:08The lights.
01:01:10All the colours.
01:01:12No, Bernard.
01:01:14I don't see shit.
01:01:16I didn't take that last yoke.
01:01:18What do you mean?
01:01:24Acid dipped dutchies at four o'clock in the morning.
01:01:30Fuck that.
01:01:34I'm gonna be your dad.
01:01:38Like it or not, I have to stop doing shit like this.
01:01:42Ah!
01:01:48That's a fucking waste.
01:01:50Sorry, not as fucked up as you guys.
01:01:52No.
01:01:58You're worse.
01:02:00Am I?
01:02:02You know what your real problem is, Ray?
01:02:06What?
01:02:08Right, look at me.
01:02:12Ray...
01:02:14It's not Linda being knocked up, man.
01:02:16That's not your real problem.
01:02:18No?
01:02:20No.
01:02:24Come on, man.
01:02:26Admit it.
01:02:27Just fucking admit it now, yeah?
01:02:29I'm okay with it.
01:02:30He's okay with it, yeah?
01:02:31We're secure with shit like that.
01:02:33I know loads of folks who are like you.
01:02:36What the fuck are you talking about?
01:02:37You're a vendor.
01:02:40Cat's out the bag.
01:02:42You're a gay man.
01:02:43It's okay.
01:02:44What the fuck are you saying?
01:02:49Better than you.
01:02:51If I can see this shit.
01:02:53Why do you think things are so fucked up within the boat?
01:02:55What the fuck are you saying?
01:02:57Ray, listen.
01:02:58What the fuck are you saying?
01:02:59It's okay, man.
01:03:00You fucking waster!
01:03:02I like guys.
01:03:03You're full of shit.
01:03:04You're a cock.
01:03:05I'm okay with it.
01:03:06Fuck you.
01:03:07Yeah, I might be full of shit, but at least I can fucking admit it.
01:03:10Just admit it once, you fuck.
01:03:13Ray, stall it, Ray, Ray.
01:03:15Stall it?
01:03:16Stall it?
01:03:17Who the fuck are you?
01:03:19Why are you still here?
01:03:21I'm just hanging out with you.
01:03:23I'm just hanging out.
01:03:24Whopper pills, deadly buzz.
01:03:26You're fucking clueless as well.
01:03:27Tell him why he's here, Dave.
01:03:28Just leave him be, Ray.
01:03:29Leave him be.
01:03:30He'll be alright.
01:03:31The only reason you're here is because he wanted to test the pills out on you.
01:03:35Make sure they were safe before he sold them.
01:03:37Do you think you're his friend?
01:03:40Do you think you're his friend?
01:03:42You're his fucking guinea pig.
01:03:44That's all you are, Bernard.
01:03:45Is that true, Dave?
01:03:47Well, Bernard, we're mates now, aren't we?
01:03:49I mean, in the beginning, don't we?
01:03:51The only reason you're here tonight is because he fucked off so many friends.
01:03:56He has known that.
01:03:59You didn't know what you gave me, Dave?
01:04:01Well, lots of people take things all the time with Elton Island, man.
01:04:06We had a good time, didn't we?
01:04:08You had a good time with me.
01:04:11I trusted you, Dave.
01:04:17Thanks, Ray.
01:04:19The crack's dead now, yeah?
01:04:21You've ruined the fucking buzz.
01:04:22Congratulations.
01:04:27So go home.
01:04:29Sam's worried about you.
01:04:31You have any self-respect left?
01:04:33Go home.
01:04:34Make things right with her before you get your fucking head blown off you!
01:04:38It doesn't matter if I can't pay the fucking money for that good, Dave.
01:04:46Fuck!
01:04:47Fuck!
01:04:48Oh, fuck!
01:04:49Oh, fuck!
01:04:50Oh, fuck!
01:04:55Oh, man!
01:04:56You know, someone you once said, life was lived forward but understood backwards.
01:05:10But they never said at what point you turned around and made sense of it.
01:05:17I think I might have missed it.
01:05:21Fuck it.
01:05:23Fuck it.
01:05:26Fuck it.
01:05:27Fuck it.
01:05:28Fuck it.
01:05:29Fuck it.
01:05:48What are you gonna do?
01:05:52They don't know.
01:05:53I don't know either.
01:05:55I don't know either, guys.
01:05:56Well, Barnett, the first thing you need to do is move out your parents' house.
01:05:59You know, get a place with a few mates who'll make you go crazy every once in a while.
01:06:02It's actually a good idea.
01:06:03Ray could move in with me.
01:06:04There'd be plenty of space for all his gay boyfriend.
01:06:05Now we're talking.
01:06:06That's not funny, Barnett.
01:06:07That's not funny, Barnett.
01:06:08You wouldn't have to worry about a place, though, on account of being shot and all that.
01:06:09Oh, oh, too soon, bro.
01:06:10Not funny.
01:06:11Well, if you survive, you can always come over with some overpriced experimentals or it's
01:06:13any type of life.
01:06:14any type of life.
01:06:15You can listen to Ray Ray in the afternoon.
01:06:17.
01:06:30.
01:06:34Now we're talking.
01:06:35roadmap.
01:06:39You wouldn't have to worry about a place, though, on account of being shot and all that.
01:06:42What am I going to do about Linda?
01:06:56And the baby.
01:07:03I mean, the only thing you can do, right?
01:07:08You know?
01:07:12And all I know is you can't be unhappy and be a good dad.
01:07:21Gonna have some stories out of this weekend, Brandon.
01:07:26Barrett, I am so sorry I didn't get you laid, man.
01:07:31Next time, yeah?
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:36Come back.
01:07:38Fuck, I'm hungry.
01:07:39You know what I mean?
01:07:44Nice turkey club sandwich.
01:07:46Yeah.
01:07:48Sandwich.
01:07:58All right, better be off.
01:08:01Nah.
01:08:03I'll go with you.
01:08:06You sure?
01:08:08Yeah, sure.
01:08:10Since you really don't want to go home, do you?
01:08:12Come on.
01:08:30What the fuck?
01:08:31Oh, jeez, it's him.
01:08:32Wait, at the door?
01:08:33It's him.
01:08:34No, it's Cartfella here!
01:08:35Wait, he's at the door.
01:08:36Wait, don't fuck it!
01:08:37I'll go check!
01:08:38Just shut up, shut up!
01:08:39Hello?
01:08:40How are you there?
01:08:41Some of the money.
01:08:42I mean, like, I've got...
01:08:43No, I've got money.
01:08:44Like, uh...
01:08:45What?
01:08:46What the fuck?
01:08:47What the fuck?
01:08:48Oh, jeez, it's him.
01:08:49Wait, at the door?
01:08:50It's him.
01:08:51No, it's Cartfella here!
01:08:52What the fuck?
01:08:53I'll go check!
01:08:54Just shut up, shut up!
01:08:55Hello?
01:08:57How are you there?
01:08:59Some of the money.
01:09:02I mean, like, I've got...
01:09:03No, I've got money.
01:09:04Like, uh...
01:09:05No, no, I've got all of it, actually.
01:09:17Yeah, I've got...
01:09:18I've got all the money.
01:09:22What the hell, man?
01:09:23Um, it was me house deposit.
01:09:29Are you sure, man?
01:09:30This is a lot of money here.
01:09:31Yeah.
01:09:32Band of brothers.
01:09:36Band of fucking brothers, bro!
01:09:38Oh, my God!
01:09:41Thank you!
01:09:42Thank you, fucking hell!
01:09:45You're legends!
01:09:59We'll be seeing you soon.
01:10:00No, we won't.
01:10:02No, we won't.
01:10:06Jesus, Ray.
01:10:07What are you doing to yourself?
01:10:12Linda.
01:10:14I've been thinking...
01:10:17A lot.
01:10:19About us.
01:10:22About everything.
01:10:27Is it over between us?
01:10:32I think so.
01:10:35I think so.
01:10:38It's gone.
01:10:42What we had.
01:10:46I'm not that person anymore.
01:10:48Yeah.
01:10:49I know.
01:10:51I'm sorry.
01:10:52How I've treated you.
01:10:53I'm sorry how I've treated you.
01:11:07For ages.
01:11:08For ages.
01:11:09This is all...
01:11:10It's all fucked up.
01:11:24But I can't be a dad if I can't be happy.
01:11:28And this isn't where I'm supposed to be right now.
01:11:31I'm sorry.
01:11:36Here.
01:11:37Sam, baby.
01:11:49Sam, are you awake?
01:11:53I am now, Dave.
01:11:54You stink.
01:11:56No, I just...
01:11:57I just want to be close to you right now.
01:11:59Not until you've shared.
01:12:00Please, Sam.
01:12:05What's wrong?
01:12:07I'm done.
01:12:13What?
01:12:15The drug thing.
01:12:17I'm fucking done now.
01:12:18I'm done selling them.
01:12:19I'm done using all of that mill.
01:12:22Yeah, right.
01:12:23You've said that before.
01:12:24Listen, Sam.
01:12:25Listen.
01:12:28I don't want to fuck this up
01:12:30any more than I already have, okay?
01:12:34I love you.
01:12:35I've always loved you.
01:12:38I know I should have said that before,
01:12:39but I want to be...
01:12:41I want to...
01:12:41I want to do it right now, yeah?
01:12:44I fucking love you.
01:12:53Dave.
01:12:54Yeah, baby?
01:12:55You're a fucking spa.
01:12:58One, two, three
01:13:16Stick to me
01:13:19Never die
01:13:22In your fantasies
01:13:25They'll burn your house
01:13:28They'll steal your heart
01:13:31So save your love
01:13:33ABC
01:13:45It seems to me
01:13:49That seeking Babylon
01:13:51Is not so easy
01:13:54A kind of word
01:13:58So trust in me
01:14:01To save your love
01:14:03Cause you're always
01:14:16Get caught in the middle
01:14:18You're always
01:14:21Get caught in the middle
01:14:24You're always
01:14:28Get caught in the middle
01:14:30So save your love
01:14:32Save your love
01:14:37Save your love
01:14:39Save your love
01:14:39This feeling
01:14:48It could never end
01:14:51This feeling
01:14:54It should never end
01:14:57This feeling
01:15:00It would never end
01:15:03One, two, three
01:15:04Stick to me
01:15:07Never die
01:15:10In your fantasy
01:15:12They'll burn your house
01:15:15They'll steal your car
01:15:19So save your love
01:15:21So save your love
01:15:21Save your love
01:15:23Save your love
01:15:27Save your love
01:15:28You're always
01:15:34Getting caught in the middle
01:15:36You're always
01:15:40Getting caught in the middle
01:15:42You're always
01:15:45Getting caught in the middle
01:15:46You're always
01:15:47Getting caught in the middle
01:15:48You're always
01:15:48..
01:15:49You're always
01:15:51And you're always
01:15:52They're almost
01:15:53You're not
01:15:54You're always
01:15:55I'm
01:15:56So love
01:15:57You're always
01:15:58You're always
01:15:59You're always
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