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Canada's Drag Race - Season 6 Episode 1 -
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00:00Oh
00:14Is season 6 the season of the star?
00:20It is me star doll. I am 25 years old and I am from Toronto, Ontario
00:27I am the youngest daughter of Suki doll
00:32Miss congeniality from season 2 of Canada's Drag Race and I am a superstar
00:45Am I the first one here? I am so guys I am
00:50Theatrically trained in the arts, honey
00:52I'm a drama queen and a theater hoe only took six years and I'm finally here
00:57Yeah
01:05Who's ready to get hazed?
01:10Hello, Canada, my name is hazel and I am 27 years old from Vancouver British Columbia
01:16And I am the naughtiest girl, you know
01:18Kendall gender called me the it girl of Vancouver
01:22People think I'm a bitch just by how I look, but then I open my mouth. I'm like, hey
01:28How's it going?
01:30You've dm'd a bunch of times. I finally get to meet her in person
01:38Oh, you really are a star mother fucker
01:40What's up?
01:42What's up?
01:43What's so cute?
01:44Afro-Latine, I love your work
01:46Oh my god
01:46You want to blow my horn?
01:48Bitch, you better have to do this
01:49You better blow my horn
01:50Okay
01:52Okay
01:54Oh
01:56I'm here
02:00I'm Van Gogh
02:02I'm Van Gogh, I am 27, I am from Toronto, Ontario, and I am the showgirl rock star
02:07I'm giving you a little Van Gogh sunflower, a little rock and roll, a little edge, a little burlesque, a little punk, a little gothic fantasy
02:16Van Gogh is known for looks, performances, sharp tongue, and for being a con
02:22I would say some people probably consider me a villain, but I feel like the villain is the most interesting character in the story
02:33Nobody cares about Rapunzel, bitch, let down your hair, and brush it too
02:37The nails are sickening
02:39You like?
02:40I love your stinking
02:43I've been waiting to read a fucking bitch
02:47Sisters
02:48What's up?
02:49Should we maybe have a little bit of an alliance off the bat?
02:52Well, yes, the first three in
02:54First three in, last three out
02:55Fuck that motherfucking tea
02:57I have a little bit of strategy
02:59My game plan for the whole season is just tell everyone that I want to be in alliance with them
03:03And then not stay true to any of them
03:10Oh
03:12I'm originally from Mexico, but I currently reside in London, Ontario, the boring London
03:29And why Luce?
03:30Bitch, because I'm sweet
03:31Oh
03:32Oh
03:33Oh
03:34Yes
03:35Yes
03:36Yes
03:37My drag is very, like, big, traditional, like, pageant drag
03:40But I also love to bring, like, a sultry, like, Mexican flavor
03:43Hi
03:44Mwah
03:45The remix
03:46The remix
03:47The remix
03:48The remix
03:49Performance is where I come alive
03:50That's, like, the bread and butter of what I do
03:52Luce
03:53Luce
03:54If I have to lip sync, the only thing you'll see me is next week
03:57My besties here! I'm so excited!
04:00Oh, we're starting already, sister?
04:02I do not like Luce
04:04Girl at all
04:05She's fake, she's annoying, she's jealous of me
04:07Besties! Y'all are besties?
04:08But we are, yeah
04:09I call each other besties, but we both know we aren't
04:16Oh, shit, well, would you look at that
04:18The black beauty has arrived
04:21Oh, you better
04:23Yes!
04:24Yes!
04:25It is me, Ebony LaFell
04:26I am the black beauty, the good time auntie, the trans gorgeousness
04:30All the way from St. Catharines, Ontario
04:33Hey, yes!
04:35Oh!
04:36Oh!
04:37Ebony is known for booty shaking, hip popping
04:41She has her way with her charisma
04:43And she just knows how to capture the audience
04:45Right by the balls
04:47I didn't just study drag from drag race
04:50I studied drag from drag-go-go-go-go-go, okay?
04:53Girl, you need to do your hard work
04:54And I did
04:55Oh!
04:56Oh!
04:57Oh!
04:58Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:00Okay, we got some booters up again!
05:02Yes!
05:03Yes!
05:04Thank you, sister
05:05You are such a handsome woman, baby
05:07Oh!
05:08Oh!
05:09You bitch!
05:10I don't have the table
05:11Oh, you better check your phone out
05:12Oh!
05:13Listen, auntie didn't just come all the way from town to look busted on TV
05:16Oh!
05:17Hey!
05:18Hey!
05:24Prepare to be enlightened
05:29Hi!
05:30I am Paolo Profesion
05:31I'm 25 from downtown Montreal
05:34Oh!
05:35And when I roll my eye into, like, my third eye chakra
05:37I can literally tell you that I am gonna be the winner of, like, season six
05:40So, mm-hmm, run me my check
05:42The thing that inspires my drag are the woman sluts of America
05:47It's hard to pinpoint when exactly, like, what I was doing was drag
05:51But I've always been a little cross-dresser ever since I was a little kid
05:55I vogued out of my mom's pussy
05:57Oh!
05:58Yes!
05:59Who the fuck is this bitch with a star on her pussy?
06:02Woo!
06:03Oh, my God, this is, like, a trip and a half, babe
06:05Paolo, what kind of drag do you do, love?
06:07Mmm, that's a great question
06:09Quickly
06:10Oh!
06:11Like, I just, like, look cute and do, like, random stuff online
06:15She's an internet sensation
06:16Sure
06:17Okay
06:18I love that
06:19My social media following, honestly, who cares?
06:22I just want the number to get bigger
06:24But I don't like to brag, because that's, like, cringe
06:27Paris Lilton follows me, but she follows me in 10,000 people
06:30Am I special?
06:31Am I special?
06:37Oh!
06:38Oh!
06:39Fuck off!
06:41Feeling horny?
06:42Or is it just me?
06:45Oops!
06:46Hi, hey, hello, my name is PM, and I am Vancouver's horny, high-kicking drag alien
06:53The thing that separates me from the other queer-to-weird-to alien, weird, non-binary, or trans entertainers is that I can dance
07:01I trained in ballet for 17 years
07:05I would not want to go up against this one
07:07Nope
07:08I'm just an alien who's ventured from planet they-them to please you
07:18Oh, God!
07:19All I hear is Hazel's graining voice in my ear
07:23You want to know why I haven't been responding to your text?
07:25Oh, yeah
07:26I wonder why
07:27I wonder why
07:28They are honestly one of my best friends from Vancouver, and it's been so hard keeping the secret from them
07:33I am so excited for them, and then also to maybe send them home
07:37We'll jump in Jesus, Scotia's finally in the building
07:47My name's Maya Fox, I'm the East Coast Inuk diva
07:50Inuk is the singular form of Inuit
07:52We are the indigenous people of the Arctic
07:54Brooklyn better watch out because the real queen of the North is right here
07:57I think a misconception about drag from the East Coast is that it's not up to the same quality as the rest of Canada
08:03It absolutely is, and there's things that we do on the East Coast that these other queens couldn't even dream of
08:08I don't think we've seen anybody like me
08:10Somebody who merges Inuit culture with the 90s, the 2000s, that has that dance experience
08:16That's also really funny, that conserval look
08:18I'm a well-rounded queen, and I think I'm gonna kill the challenges
08:21Maya, where are you from?
08:22I'm from Halifax
08:24Halifax, Nova Scotia
08:26First of the year Halifax queen ever
08:28No way! Are you serious?
08:30First one six seasons in
08:32What's shaking?
08:41Hello everybody, my name is Saltina Shaker
08:44I'm 29 years old, and I'm from Ottawa, Ontario
08:46Oh wow, I didn't even know who that was
08:50Saltina, TikTok queen has arrived
08:54Iconic
08:55They've got millions of followers, so clearly they're doing something right
08:58I love being able to like say I'm like, you know, one of the most followed queens
09:03But what I have on stake here is showing everybody what else there is
09:07I'm the scariest pussycat doll you'll ever meet
09:09You know, I'm the edgiest Victoria's Secret model
09:12These two separate things that don't normally go together
09:16Mashing them up
09:18It's Saltina
09:19Yes!
09:20Oh my God!
09:21Oh my God!
09:22Oh my God!
09:23Oh my God!
09:24Hello!
09:25Oh my God!
09:26Oh my God!
09:27Oh my God!
09:28I am PM of love, love, love, love, love, love, love
09:31Awesome!
09:32Tina is here.
09:33I love her.
09:34I know she's a really good dancer
09:35And she definitely has those sickening looks
09:37How are you?
09:38Good!
09:39I think she's gonna be fierce competition
09:40competition okay hello mushy semi laundry I'm 26 years old I'm from Moncton New
09:58Brunswick and I'm just looking for a lighter my drag aesthetic is like
10:04directly inspired by those gorgeous video hoes in the background of music
10:10videos in the 2000s you know the girls on the car in the bikini like this accent
10:17that you're hearing is not a quebeco accent this is an Acadian accent because
10:24la francophonie canadienne is much larger than the quebec I know Sammy from back on
10:36the east coast okay east coast the maritimes are here there we go she is serving that
10:41bitch at the bingo hall that's got 14 dabbers up in her car I live for Sammy and
10:47Andrey I'm so happy to see her here I'm thrilled that her kooky-ass drag gets to
11:01be represented here it's what the people want I'm very comfortable I'm the
11:05perfect view
11:08it's chocolate hello Canada my name is caramel like the chocolate bar I'm 25
11:18years old and I'm from Halifax Nova Scotia started drag in Ottawa Ontario but I
11:22currently live in Toronto I would say my signature look is definitely something a
11:26little slutty a little bit more on the edge probably like my drag mother a bra and
11:30panty my drag mother is Kimmy Couture from season 3 of Canada's Drag Race
11:35Caramel is definitely known for performing I grew up competitive
11:39dancing so I have that really in my repertoire you're gonna see dips you're
11:43gonna see turns you're gonna see me emoting and giving you everything you want
11:47oh my god you look insane
11:52Caramel they are the creamiest of performers they are somebody I do not want to go up against
12:00oh oh oh oh my god period oh shit
12:12oh shit
12:13bonjour je m'appelle Velma Jones I'm from Montreal Quebec and I'm 39 years old if you come to a Velma
12:21Jones show you will be surprised you will see drama and you will laugh for sure I'm also a drag king
12:29and his name is Johnny Jones so you have Velma you have Johnny Jones so all together it comes with JJ
12:36I wanted to bring a look that is close to me come on miss tampon because my period are ruling my life a
12:47little bit I think it's our superpower for people with uterus to live our life as usual and have so
12:54much pain in silence I'm reclaiming the period I'm making it gorgeous
13:01oh my god
13:05I really like big costume camp will they take me seriously I don't know I don't know
13:11I'm there with my big tampons and so Velma we're actually related yes we are related
13:17wait what yeah she's my gun mother and usually is her mother yeah
13:22hell yeah
13:24yeah
13:26hey
13:30hey season six bitches season fucking six
13:34y'all it's time to unpack
13:35these hoes think they're Usain Bolt in the Olympics okay all these white women are running
13:48oh
13:52we're good we're good
13:53we're good we're good
13:55yes
13:57hi how are you hello covers
13:59hi babies oh my god am I a west coast girly now you are
14:02yes
14:03stay on me stay on me stay on me stay on me okay I'm coming is the bus still running
14:06we're so excited that we're here together yeah
14:09this is a femqueen clock in the queen area
14:13I just noticed the titties right oh
14:15bitch they're new oh this is this is it
14:22do you guys mind if I like clean the space
14:31for like good vibes no I love it
14:34I need all the good vibes in the alcove like if anyone had like bad vibes
14:38wave there out of the alcove it's like my little home in the work room right
14:43I need good vibes at home always looking to your turd eye yeah
14:49she gave me a little sound healing didn't work but it was pretty cool
14:54I think she cursed me honestly now that I think about it
14:57what did you guys think about everyone's look though like okay let's be honest don't lie no shade
15:03saltina looks really good selma looks really good yeah
15:08the end that's okay
15:10my least favorite look was definitely sammy's because that's her brand though like she doesn't
15:16look good in general like girl she needs to find a new brand though like not even in a mean way like that's her
15:22that's her shade you two are like peas in a pod for sure
15:25I know it's kind of weird I've been obsessed with you for a very long time
15:28uh shut up I'm kind of obsessed with myself as well
15:32yeah yeah yeah I love it shut up oh my god oh my god oh girl I can't
15:39seen it already than had hers
15:43bonjour racers let's get sickening yeah for the next nine weeks it's hoes before bros
15:53yeah so strap on your heels and strike a pose now to start this dawning of a new age please report to
16:03the main stage what shut up what like now the main stage we have to go to the runway right now oh girl
16:14it's about to start
16:21the winner of canada's drag race receives one hundred thousand dollars
16:27with tracy melchior hollywood jade and brooklyn heights with extra special guest judge paula abdul
16:35oh my god seeing brooklyn seeing tracy the heart is jumping out the chest the butthole is clenched
16:51this is real it's go time bonjour hi and welcome to season six of canada's drag race
16:57congratulations on making it to the main stage but the real fight starts now
17:07because only one of you will be crowned canada's next drag superstar and walk away with 100 000
17:17now it will not be easy at every turn you will have to prove your charisma uniqueness nerve and talent
17:24or risk being sent home and it will be cutthroat but not quite yet that's right no one will be going
17:34home this week
17:39no one is going home this week we have a chance to just give what we want to give without any pressure
17:47girl i'm so angry we have 12 queens which is like a lot of people
17:52and no one is going home i need a quadruple elimination okay i need them to leave you will
17:59want to bring your absolute best trust there's still lots to compete for the five queens who make
18:06the best first impression will earn valuable face time with the judges getting the judges critiques this
18:14week would mean absolutely everything to me if i know what the judges are looking for from me i will
18:19be able to meet it and then level it up in the end we will announce one winner who will reap an extra
18:26special treat they will share the stage with a legendary lip-sync assassin
18:33me
18:43somebody gets to perform with brooklyn huss oh that needs to be me that needs to be me
18:53she is one of the best best lip thinkers ever wait a minute does that mean i can send her home who
18:59judging tracy okay that's right the winner and i will burn the house down boots boots to spill your
19:08first challenge please welcome hollywood jade
19:26to kick off this season you all will introduce yourselves to the world in a gag worthy music video
19:33i was built for this first challenge okay i am a music video diva so this is right up my alley we
19:42are putting a fresh twist on an old classic and personally for me i'm not sorry uh boot it
19:53we get to remix not sorry about it from season one and that is one of my favorite girl group songs ever
20:00on the show to help you work it out on the remix you'll start opposite zestiny's child herself our
20:07reigning queen of the mother pocket world lemon
20:16we're gonna make some lemonade
20:20well shall we go for it
20:22we are we are racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
20:33i've always wanted to do that
20:40oh canada as you all know canadians are always saying sorry
20:46sorry but luckily none of those canadians are here today instead we've got 12 unapologetic
20:55baddies who are here to remind us why be sorry when you can be sorry not sorry
21:03all rise we're a salty surprise look inside of these eyes all the way to the thighs these
21:07scars i'ma love send thanks to up above lucky lamp i'ma rub squeaky clean from a dub need some salt
21:12i'll shake it here storming waters make it clear inner peace have no fear don't know how listen here
21:19so you pop fast while i throw some ass put your pedal on the gas all these trials i'ma pass i'll see
21:23my body move and you think that this is flirting sorry buddha brah honey shh honey listen to my name
21:28it's dar doll i'll be breaking bitches neck so fragile walking through toronto streets hear the cat
21:33calls fat ass big talent watch me stand tall uh hands in my star life i'm gonna shine bright
21:44well yes cut the girls on their feet have filipino turning up the heat looking at your next winner
21:49only brook knows mama who call me a star yeah hand show box unlocked from the docks to the seaside
21:54mug sand fees boys want to be mine can't clock what i got in the meantime that
21:58bitch sir fits in my free time i go off when the beat comes on miss fox from cape breton i'm queen to
22:07all these pawns ow mf but i'm no motherfucker can't dress put her under the covers didgy bitch
22:13titty said it just is what it is six six six little devil with the list pretty pale face as it's so
22:20crisp talent on amp style so vamp zoom in get close stamp batwing blenner i'm the designer check my credits
22:27i'll read you like reddit coming for the crown it's a coup ain't no one let me know too
22:33i'm a surrealist i am the realist always on guest list style so impressive showgirl rockstar never been a saint
22:38now up my rate
22:44i'm sorry
22:46i'm not sorry
22:48i'm not so hard
22:49i'm sorry
22:51you won't make me apologize
22:55and i'm not sorry about it
22:59i'm velma the unique making already drag ursery dramatic
23:04the drag orchestra
23:06but velma i'm confused
23:09don't you sometimes wear johnny's shoes
23:11no limit to my creativity
23:13i'm celebrating both royalty
23:15queen and king fluidity
23:17part by six year old
23:18confetti
23:19even more
23:21the track orchestra
23:23come for the sex and stay for the heart the packaging's hot but the purpose is art
23:27we attract what we want we attract what we are y'all attracted to me i'm already a star
23:31dominating captivating liberating advocating educating navigating motivating penetrating yeah
23:36i said it lights hit silhouette lethal eyes lock energy real no mold no limit no script no shame legends are built when they whisper your name
23:47you
23:50a serial beauty
23:52just
23:53shave
23:54my model
23:55pussy out
23:56staring keeps you entertained
23:58drooling's my favorite game
24:00watching me on video
24:02yopping bitching yes i saw
24:04z cups at the coffee shop you love when paulo's titties pop in
24:08the universe wants me to win and that's because i am the universe the universe is me
24:12bitch
24:12fasion baddies stepping in the work for i'm to my way here let these girls come and get some
24:16Three years in the making, got everybody shaking
24:18Halifax, Ottawa, Toronto for the taking
24:20The Milky Way, got your lining up the taste
24:22The caramel secret, don't let it go to waste
24:28I'ma show them what it takes to be a winner
24:30When no longer a beginner
24:32World, get ready for the snack inside
24:34This film and diva's here to paint the sound black
24:38Sorry, I'm not sorry
24:42I'm not sorry
24:44I'm not sorry
24:46I'm not sorry
24:48You won't make me apologize
24:52And I'm not sorry about it
24:54Well you know I still ain't sorry, they all call me unapologetic
24:56I'm making bitches panic, got them calling us the medic
24:58Pretty blessed, I've been thanking my genetics
25:00Rhymestone down, won a crown, just didn't match with my aesthetic
25:02Hold up, wait, let me give these bitches some advice
25:04Remind them that I won even when I lost twice
25:06Be cool, be you, be nice
25:08And this is Canada, so bitch, bring ya ice
25:10New edition of the competition, this is season six
25:12On a mission, no magician, but she knows she doing tricks
25:14New positions, send them all into submission, make them sick
25:16And if they bring the track back, put me on the map
25:18And hot and famous
25:20You smell like anus
25:22From the Maritimes to the big time
25:24Check out my rhyme and my type behind
25:26Cigarettes, mom, celebrity
25:30Your for you page is obsessed with me
25:34Basic bitches think I'm trash
25:36Cool girls know I'm trash chic
25:38Representing la Cadie
25:40Fade du bri pour Samirandri
25:42Crossing the border like I just don't care
25:44Get ready for me, bitch, cause you're about to stare
25:46Your ring when you're scared to keep y'all in check
25:48Don't get in my way or I stomp y'all neck
25:50La reina latina ha llegado
25:52Ya puede empezar de retardo
25:54Empezar de retardo
25:56Y no dudes de esta maldita gordita
25:58Porque asà como nada puede cambiar tu vida
26:00Don't speak Spanish, don't fret
26:02Let me teach you something so you don't forget
26:04Vamos dulce, échale ganas
26:06Can el trefeo y nos demos en la casa
26:08Hi, hey, hello, it's me PM
26:10Not your average mask or femme
26:12Just two letters like afternoon
26:14Or private message
26:15Send your news
26:16Five, six, seven, and eight
26:18This day them zussi's gonna be great
26:20Pink and chewy bubble gum
26:22White and creamy, that's called uh
26:24I'm a monster, be your nasty girl
26:26Or a dancer, you can watch me twirl
26:28I can kick, of course I'll split
26:30And if you're lucky, you can sit on night
26:32Small town diva rolls against the odds
26:34And was bust by the melanated estrogen gods
26:36Like jerkin' a poshy-ficey with a kick-body gal
26:38Hot gal, nigga, groupin' legit
26:40As a child it was tough and she didn't have a voice
26:42But she's grown and she's home so ready to make some noise
26:44Black beauty on the track and she go shit, yeah
26:46Ass fat, but you can't get a taste
26:48Ha auntie at the race and she gonna make you lit
26:50Get some hundred dollar bills cause you know you're gonna tip
26:52Don't scrunch up your fears cause you're mad under shit
26:54Hashtag I'm not sorry about it
26:56Bring a boo then
26:58Sorry, I'm not sorry
27:02I'm sorry, I'm not so happy
27:06Sorry, you won't make me apologize
27:12And I'm not sorry about it
27:20I'm not sorry about it
27:24No, I'm kidding, I'm not sorry at all
27:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry sorry
27:42Boof afford on floor
27:44Boof on floor
27:46Good day
27:48Good job, everybody
27:50Yeah, that was crazy
27:52Wow, that was it
27:54Although no one's going home, there will be a top five,
27:58and I think we're all still just as hungry.
28:00This is where you really want to stand out,
28:02put your name on the map,
28:04and let bitches know that, like, you're here to win it.
28:07It was honestly really fierce.
28:09Boots for Diva House Down, Mama, I ate that.
28:11I need to get this top spot this week
28:14because I really need to show the other girls
28:16that I am not to be played with.
28:18What can you? Cuckoo Bons work?
28:19Can you Cuckoo Bons work?
28:20Can you Cuckoo Bons work?
28:21Wait, wait, who's our six-month?
28:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:23Girl.
28:28Oh, my God, look at you out of drag, Diva.
28:31Aw, look at her.
28:32Okay.
28:33Okay.
28:34You guys are so funny.
28:36I did not even recognize your ass.
28:38A model for real, bitch.
28:40They're gonna make me flush.
28:42Paula, that body.
28:44Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, bitch.
28:46Oh, my God. Hey.
28:48How are you, sexy?
28:49You know, I'm like...
28:50All day, I kept staring at you because I was like,
28:52oh, you're so pretty.
28:53Oh, bitch.
28:54I'm like, I don't know, I really fuck with you.
28:56But you're gorgeous, though.
28:57That's gorgeous girls.
28:59How much gorgeous girls.
29:00That's so queer.
29:01I believe my verse is gonna get me in the top
29:03because it wasn't, like, your OG drag queen song.
29:05I used different voices.
29:06It was very me.
29:08I don't know, it was unique.
29:09Unique?
29:10How do you guys think you guys did?
29:12Um...
29:13I think, um...
29:16Oh, interesting pauses.
29:17Okay.
29:18I blacked out during the performance part.
29:22I don't remember it,
29:24and I view that as a failure.
29:27I just need to get the fuck out of my head.
29:30It's this brain prison.
29:33It's all mushy.
29:34I need to leave it.
29:42It's a new day in the workroom.
29:43We have shown off our entrance look.
29:46We have performed in a dance video,
29:48and now it is time for the runway.
29:51This is the first frickin' runway of the season, bitch!
29:54Category is More Is More.
30:04Oh, my God!
30:05Oh, my God!
30:06Oh, my God!
30:07Oh, my God!
30:08Oh, my God!
30:09Oh, my God!
30:10Oh, my God!
30:11Oh, my God!
30:12Oh, my God!
30:13Oh, my God!
30:14Oh, my God!
30:15Oh, my God!
30:16Oh, my God!
30:17I saw this 5'2 girl walk in,
30:19and I thought, is that Perla?
30:21No, it's Paula Abdul!
30:22Oh, my God.
30:24Paula, I look so crazy right now, but...
30:26It's okay.
30:27Bye.
30:28I'm crazy. It's good.
30:29I love it.
30:30I love it.
30:31It's Paula Abdul!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:35Oh, my God!
30:36She is honestly such a huge inspiration to me
30:39because not only is she such an amazing singer
30:42and performer, she is a dancer and a choreographer.
30:46Back to Paula, you're a choreographer!
30:48Wow!
30:49Wow!
30:50Paula Abdul is here, my, like, childhood icon.
30:57I am thrilled to be here, honestly.
30:59When I was asked, I literally...
31:02she jumped out of my skin.
31:03Oh!
31:04I'm so excited.
31:05How's everything going?
31:06Crazy.
31:07Better now?
31:08Better now.
31:09A fever dream.
31:10Crazy is good.
31:12Unpredictable is even better.
31:14Do you guys have any questions, first and foremost?
31:16I do, yes.
31:17How do you do what you do?
31:19The way that I can turn it on is if I know my shit inside out,
31:23backwards, forward, side, side, upside down.
31:26Rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, rehearse.
31:28It's the hard work.
31:29There's no secret to that.
31:30My idol was Gene Kelly from the MGM musicals,
31:34and when I was four years old, I saw Singing in the Rain,
31:37and I walked up to the TV set, and I said,
31:39I'm gonna do that when I get older.
31:40Oh, my God.
31:41And the last two years of his life, we became friends,
31:45and I asked him the same exact question that you're asking me,
31:49and he said, it's really simple.
31:51Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
31:53Yeah.
31:54And it's the truth.
31:55But while you're doing that, remember,
31:57you just have to have fun.
31:59Don't have any attachment to the outcome.
32:01Leave it all on the stage.
32:03Mm-hmm.
32:04And remember that winning this competition,
32:06like any success, it's phenomenal,
32:08but it really is just the side effect to all the hard work,
32:12dedication, and determination that you learn
32:15throughout your course of time on this show.
32:17You know, believing in yourself is half the battle.
32:19It really is.
32:20You gotta believe in yourself like you believe in Santa Claus.
32:23Oh, my God.
32:24What a great experience.
32:26She's so generous.
32:27She gave us so much good advice.
32:30Smile, have fun.
32:31I love you all so much.
32:32I cannot wait.
32:33I'm so thrilled to be here.
32:34Just know that.
32:35We love you, love you, love you.
32:37If you ever get a backup dancer,
32:39I'm so thrilled.
32:42I am no girl.
32:43I'm auditioning.
32:44I'ma tell you.
32:45Girl, say that.
32:46I'ma tell you.
32:47Actually, no, I'm not even gonna tell you.
32:48I'ma show you.
32:49I'ma show you, Miss Paula.
32:50Partying is such a sweet sorrow.
32:52I have to say goodbye for now.
32:53Thank you, Paula.
32:54I love you.
32:55Love you.
32:56I love you, too.
32:57Bye.
32:58Bye.
32:59Bye.
33:00Bye.
33:01I want to walk.
33:02I want to walk.
33:03Fall up.
33:04Fall up.
33:05Oh, God.
33:06I love you.
33:07I can't wait.
33:24Come on, girl, put the base and your tail.
33:28Catch your toes, let your whole body top.
33:32Three and one.
33:34Yeah!
33:36Everybody, that's my drag walk.
33:39Welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race.
33:43She's a danger on the dance floor.
33:45It's Tracy Malshore.
33:47Tracy, are you ready to blow us away?
33:49Brooke, the only thing I'm blowing is,
33:52this is in the wind.
33:53That's not what I heard.
33:54Oh, fair.
33:56And he's the opposite I want to attract.
33:58It's Hollywood Jade.
34:00Hollywood, are you going to love me forever?
34:03Straight up.
34:05And she's forever our girl.
34:08It's Grammy and Emmy Award winning legend,
34:11Paula Abdul.
34:13Hey, Brooke.
34:14Hey, Paula.
34:14I hear you're interested in becoming a Canadian citizen.
34:17Yes, I am.
34:18So would that make you a Paula Abdul citizen?
34:23This week, our queens felt their fantasy,
34:26and not sorry about it, lemons version.
34:29And tonight, they will make their main stage debut.
34:31Racers, start your engine.
34:35And may the best drag queen win.
34:39Category is, more is more.
34:43First up, Velma Jones.
34:46This look is the evolution of my entrance look.
34:50A tampon being soaked, and the blue color that we see in commercials.
34:55Condragulations.
34:56You're the winner of this week's maxi pad.
34:58There is ruffles, ruffles, ruffles, and more ruffles.
35:02I'm running into the fields, the lights and stuff.
35:06Oh, she menstruate with this.
35:09Period.
35:11Caramelk.
35:12The fantasy is, you just won the golden chocolate bar.
35:15I am walking down the runway dripping in gold.
35:18I am wrapped in the golden chocolate wrapper.
35:20And I am the chocolate inside the caramelk.
35:24Caramelky nutmeg ganache.
35:26You get a golden chocolate.
35:27You get a golden chocolate.
35:28You get a golden chocolate, baby girl.
35:30Golden goddess.
35:31Golden goddess.
35:33Golden finger.
35:33Saltina shaker.
35:37I am serving high priestess dragon excellence.
35:42I just left my volcano kingdom.
35:44I'm gliding down the lava.
35:46I'm looking at the judges, and they know that I'm powerful.
35:50They know that I'm the queen of the dragoons.
35:54Paula, would you say she's a cold-hearted snake?
35:56I think she's a cold-hearted reptilian.
36:01Hazel.
36:02Woo!
36:03Bitch, I am like the queen of Narnia over here.
36:06The ice queen, but nice.
36:08This is me.
36:10This is what Hazel's full, crystallized form is.
36:13And also, can we talk about the hair?
36:15I am a tall bitch.
36:16I'm 6'2 out of drag, in drag, 6'5.
36:19And the hair goes down to this booty hole.
36:22You show, girl.
36:25Star doll.
36:26Take a deep dive to the bottom of the sea in Boracay, Philippines.
36:31You thought Rose's necklace was the heart of the ocean.
36:34I am the heart of the ocean.
36:36Take a deep dive in my ocean, because I am feeling extra wet.
36:40I am serving skinny in the waist, gorgeous in the face.
36:43I was going to say fat in the face.
36:45I was going to say fat in the face.
36:46Fat ass, but not fat face, girl.
36:48Yes, baby got back, stroke.
36:52Sammy Landry.
36:54I took mores more very literally,
36:56because, bitch, there's a little bit of everything on this dress.
37:00You know when you lose your socks on the dryer?
37:02Well, bitch, I've been collecting them one by one,
37:05and I've been making this dress.
37:07I can see her dirty Landry.
37:09Oh.
37:09It's something that's glamorous, but, ah, big,
37:13but it's also a little strange.
37:16Remember Weird Barbie?
37:17Uh-huh.
37:17She's a whore now.
37:18Oh.
37:20Maya Fox.
37:22I am wearing a head-to-toe puffer jacket gown.
37:26We are giving a 90s dream.
37:28It is Missy.
37:29It is TLC meets The Matrix.
37:31I've got an eight-foot train on this shit, okay?
37:34Where we're saying more is more, this is more is more.
37:37Is that park-a-posey?
37:39She is looking chic, she is looking edgy,
37:41and she's giving you everything.
37:43That's Vinyl Richie's gay brother, Vinyl Richie.
37:47That was for you, Paula.
37:49PM, I am ready for these judges
37:53to get their insect repellent ready,
37:55because I am going to be bugging the shit out of them today.
37:58I am serving a fun Praying Mantis fantasy,
38:02giving them shiny, sparkly, sleek.
38:05I'm going to leave them not asking for any more.
38:08A Praying Mantis normally lops the heads off of lovers
38:13and sucks their blood.
38:15And I love to suck, and I love good heads,
38:18so why not?
38:21Ebony LaBelle.
38:22Bitch, Ebony tonight on the runway,
38:24she is giving black, b-b-backback beauty.
38:27I am motherfucking stomping.
38:30Boom, boom, boom, boom.
38:32Are those my heels?
38:33Or is that that ass clapping?
38:35I don't know.
38:36Girl, I'm so good at eating the runway.
38:39Bitch, ain't no fantasy.
38:41It's all real up in here.
38:42This is all my own ass,
38:44all my own waist,
38:45all my own taste.
38:47Do-rag to riches.
38:51Paolo Perfeccion.
38:53I am wearing my version
38:54of a biblically accurate angel.
38:57I'm giving you good vibes, you know?
38:58Like, if you were to run into me
39:00in the street and you were drunk,
39:02I just know you would think you saw an angel.
39:04The universe wants me to win
39:05because I am the universe.
39:06The universe is me.
39:07The universe wants me to win
39:08because I am the universe.
39:09The universe is me.
39:10I want to show the judges
39:11that I am a stunning creature,
39:14that I've got legs right up to my ears.
39:17Okay.
39:19Dulce.
39:20I'm wearing a look
39:21that is so important to me
39:23because it is inspired
39:23by the Mexican icon herself,
39:25la Virgen de Guadalupe.
39:27It is a very big part of Mexican culture
39:29and she overlooks all Mexicans
39:31and especially our immigrant brothers and sisters.
39:34Conclave, conslave!
39:36I am imagining I am walking
39:38through my Mexican village
39:39and seeing all my brothers and sisters
39:41and saying,
39:42hola, chicas!
39:43And they're just glacing over my elegancy.
39:46Van Gogh.
39:47I'm coming out on the stage
39:49giving you rich, opulent, drag,
39:52ostrich feathers
39:53and then, boom!
39:54I'm an ear.
39:56I am channeling Van Gogh's missing ear
39:59with a little bit of a punk, gothic twist.
40:02I bet she's a great listener.
40:04I am a punk ear.
40:06I am that ear that went down to the mall
40:08and got all those piercings, baby.
40:10I got everything.
40:12I am giving you classic Van Gogh,
40:14punk, camp, and kent.
40:16Mwah!
40:17She's queer, she's ear.
40:19Get used to her.
40:20Ears grow bigger when you get older,
40:22just one a sec.
40:23Welcome, queens!
40:27You all look absolutely fantastic.
40:30Now, based on your entrance looks,
40:33your performance in the music video,
40:35and your runway presentations,
40:37we have made some decisions.
40:39When I call your name,
40:40please step forward.
40:41Velma Jones,
40:46Saltina Shaker,
40:48Ebony LaBelle,
40:51Van Gogh,
40:54PM.
40:55The five of you represent
41:01the tops of the week.
41:04Anorebra!
41:06Yeah!
41:08If I did not call your name,
41:10you may leave the stage.
41:13Bravo, queens.
41:14Lovely meeting you.
41:16Oh, you're tremendous.
41:17Tremendous talent.
41:19It's now time
41:23for the judges' critiques.
41:25First up, Velma Jones.
41:26Pufa, your looks
41:28were so good this week.
41:30They gave me cramps.
41:31Your entrance look.
41:33I always thought that
41:34the tampon
41:35was a bit of an
41:36indoor cat accessory,
41:38and you made me realize
41:39that she's been
41:39an outdoor kitty all along.
41:41I love the way
41:42you came into the workroom
41:44and really put a period on it.
41:47The uniqueness in the way
41:48you presented your verse,
41:50you did something
41:51that nobody else did vocally,
41:53which was fantastic.
41:54The point where you, like,
41:55asked yourself a question
41:56in the song,
41:57I was like,
41:58that's brilliant,
41:59because now I want
42:00to know the answer.
42:01The drag orchestra is here!
42:04I love that line
42:06in your music video
42:07because you truly do
42:08do it all.
42:09You do female drag,
42:10you do male drag,
42:11and it felt like such a tease
42:13of what we have in store for us.
42:15I don't know if I just
42:16watched a music video
42:17or survived the natural disaster
42:20of charisma and choreography
42:22put together
42:23in the most endearing way.
42:25I gotta be honest,
42:26I love the concept
42:27of this look tonight.
42:28I find that this outfit
42:29is wearing you
42:30instead of you
42:31wearing the outfit.
42:32I would also love
42:33to see that beautiful makeup
42:34a little bit more.
42:36But you were so strong
42:37in the other two aspects
42:38of the challenge this week
42:39that you deserve
42:40to be up here.
42:41Next up, Saltina Shaker.
42:44Your entrance look
42:45was phenomenal.
42:47Mixing Rockstar
42:48with, you know,
42:49old-school Versace
42:50and your confidence
42:52around it.
42:53Now this look
42:54is just fabulous.
42:55I really, really,
42:56really enjoyed
42:57your music video
42:58and how you brought
42:59not just the space
43:01to life,
43:02but your lyrics
43:02and your performance.
43:04I loved your verse.
43:05Shh, mommy's working.
43:07I'm stealing that.
43:08From the moment
43:09you walked in
43:10to your music video
43:11to this incredible
43:12look tonight,
43:13you have shown up
43:14and shown out.
43:15It's been nothing
43:16but rock star energy
43:17from you.
43:18Saltina, my dear,
43:19you came out
43:20and it was beyond
43:22any expectation
43:23I could ever have
43:24for a cold-hearted snake.
43:25You were literally
43:26a boa constrictor
43:28and I would love
43:29to have you wrapped
43:29around me anytime.
43:31I'm just so grateful
43:33when you walked
43:33into the workroom earlier.
43:35That was the kick
43:36that I needed
43:37to get out
43:38of my fucking head.
43:39I love that.
43:40I'll kick anyone's ass
43:41anytime you want.
43:42You can call me up
43:43on the phone
43:44throughout the season
43:44and I'll kick it
43:46through the phone.
43:47Next up, PM.
43:48Hi.
43:49From your entrance look
43:50to your music video
43:52to this runway,
43:54PM stands for
43:55please more for me.
43:57And your presentations,
43:59I just never know
44:00what to expect.
44:01Was the stumble
44:02intentional?
44:03Yeah.
44:05Correct answer.
44:07It was all part
44:08of the act.
44:10I love being
44:10led into your world.
44:12It was really,
44:12really cool
44:13and a slightly
44:13terrifying experience.
44:15Now, a note
44:16I have for you tonight,
44:17the runway was
44:18more is more.
44:19I want the cones
44:20bigger,
44:20I want the hat
44:21bigger,
44:22I want the spikes
44:22bigger,
44:23I want the shoulders
44:24bigger.
44:25In the music video,
44:26I wrote,
44:27that's the way
44:28to introduce yourself.
44:29Your lyrics
44:30were insightful,
44:31they gave me context
44:33into who you were
44:35and you twirled.
44:37From one dancer
44:38to another,
44:39you could see the lines,
44:40you could see the kicks,
44:40they were wonderful.
44:42You're what I call
44:42a complete package
44:44and not the one
44:45that you're thinking of.
44:46Yes.
44:46The one I'm thinking of.
44:49Next up,
44:50Ebony LaBelle.
44:50Yeah, FaceTime.
44:53I love your ability
44:55to take up space.
44:56You really
44:57just filled the room up
44:59when you walked
44:59into the workroom
45:01and you had
45:02some sauce on it.
45:03I also think
45:03you're fucking beautiful.
45:05Ah!
45:06I love the Pink Friday
45:07of your entrance look.
45:08I loved your celebration
45:10of the trans flag
45:11in a whole new way.
45:12This runway look,
45:13I think this would have
45:14been served a lot better
45:15if that do-rag had been
45:16from here
45:17to the back wall.
45:19Ooh.
45:19You know,
45:20more is more is more is more.
45:21So don't be afraid
45:22to push it.
45:23You're so beautiful,
45:24I don't want to see you
45:24relying just on
45:25the beauty.
45:27Ebony LaBelle.
45:28Like Patti LaBelle?
45:30Mm-hmm.
45:30Mm-hmm.
45:31Got it.
45:31You said,
45:32like jerking out a pot
45:34she's spicy with a kick.
45:35Bad gal,
45:36ot gal,
45:37Niagara queen lit.
45:38Come on.
45:39Bars?
45:40Mm-hmm.
45:40It was current
45:42and it was cultural.
45:44In your music video,
45:46I couldn't keep my eyes
45:46off of you.
45:47In fact,
45:47I forgot to blink.
45:49You know what you did say
45:50to me in the workroom?
45:52I'm just gonna show you,
45:54Paula.
45:54And you did.
45:56Paula.
45:57Next up,
45:58Van Gogh.
45:59I'm all ears.
46:01The way you came out
46:03in the video,
46:04it was like
46:05you came to play.
46:07You said,
46:07666,
46:08little devil with a list.
46:10Pretty pale face,
46:12S is so crisp.
46:13Who starts a song like that?
46:15Your music video,
46:16yeah,
46:16you had my favorite line
46:17of the night.
46:18Now up my rate,
46:19bitch,
46:19because that's what
46:20it's all about.
46:22I'm telling you,
46:22you were cold-hearted,
46:23you were forever my girl.
46:25You gave me extreme vibology.
46:27It's like you performed
46:29the entire
46:30Paula Abdul Essential playlist.
46:31You've shown us
46:33exactly who you are.
46:35It's been such a beautiful,
46:36curated experience.
46:38Your entrance look
46:39was gorgeous.
46:40I was like,
46:41oh,
46:42I see,
46:42I see the sunflowers.
46:43I see the surrealism of it all.
46:45And then this ear,
46:47but this Van Gogh ear.
46:48How did you stumble upon
46:50Van Gogh as your inspiration
46:52for Van Gogh?
46:53It's a really stupid story.
46:55We're all ears.
46:55Yeah, we're all ears.
46:57I put a safety pin
46:58in my ear once,
46:59and my friend asked me
47:00if I sterilize it,
47:01and I said no.
47:02And then she was like,
47:03you're gonna lose your ear.
47:03And I was like,
47:04well, baby,
47:04call me the Van Gogh of drag.
47:06And I was like,
47:06wait, Van Gogh, Van Gogh,
47:07that's kind of genius.
47:08I am obsessed with your outfit.
47:10It's so clever,
47:11it's so original.
47:12And I love that it's something
47:14that's personal to you.
47:15Just one thing,
47:16I'm gonna need you to stop
47:17standing like a sailor
47:18in it.
47:20It was very manly.
47:21You know,
47:22I used to be a rugby player.
47:23I believe it.
47:24Give me a bevel.
47:26What's a bevel?
47:27A bevel?
47:28Attach the heel in.
47:30Heel in.
47:31Other way.
47:31Other way.
47:33Yes!
47:34Oh, my God.
47:34Yeah!
47:35When you're in bevel,
47:37turn the heel out
47:38and attach it to your ankle.
47:40Okay?
47:41Yeah.
47:42You hurt almost.
47:44There you go, honey.
47:45Personal bevel lessons
47:46with Paula Abdul.
47:47That's a bevel.
47:48Insane.
47:48It doesn't.
47:49Me too, me too.
47:50I want a bevel, too.
47:51Fix everyone.
47:52Bevel.
47:53Do whatever you want
47:53to me, baby.
47:55Turn it in.
47:56Knee in.
47:57Feel to attach
47:58to the ankle bone
47:59of your right.
47:59Mm.
48:00Uh-huh.
48:01Paula, I can't see,
48:03but I trust.
48:04Yeah.
48:05That bevel makes you look taller.
48:07It gives you that strength
48:09to suck your gut in
48:10and your pinch your tush
48:12as if you're holding
48:13a nickel in there.
48:14Thank you, Paula.
48:15Thank you, thank you, thank you.
48:17Thank you, queens.
48:18You may leave the stage.
48:19This is the
48:24gotta step your pussy up groove.
48:26Hazel, I'm a little gagged
48:27that you're not there
48:28because this look is insane.
48:30The category is
48:31more is more,
48:32and bitch,
48:33I'm the only one
48:33that is giving
48:34more is more.
48:35I thought I was gonna be
48:36in the top.
48:37My verse,
48:37I thought I ate that too,
48:38but you know what?
48:39They may have not loved
48:40my entrance,
48:41and that's fine.
48:41It could have been
48:42a basic bitch moment,
48:43but you know what?
48:44I fucking love
48:45that jacket, bitch,
48:46so whatever.
48:48Oh my God.
48:50There you go, babies.
48:52Girl, let's get
48:53Van Tux started.
48:56Sisters are in our seats.
48:57Yeah, I'm sorry.
48:58This is the top five couch.
49:00Oh, don't get used to it, bitch.
49:02They're sitting on my damn couch.
49:04Get off, bitch.
49:05Winner's couch.
49:06Boot, boot, skadoot, doo.
49:07How fucking rude.
49:09How fucking rude, babe.
49:11Bitch, how was it
49:12being on stage?
49:14Paula was crazy.
49:15Like, she gave us
49:16so much good advices
49:18and, like, tips,
49:19and a person's so generous.
49:22P, how'd it go?
49:24They liked me.
49:25Oh, yeah.
49:27I'm really used to,
49:28in Vancouver,
49:29Hazel can attest
49:30at being laughed at,
49:31so for them to, like,
49:32laugh with me
49:33and get it
49:34was very validating.
49:37To be here
49:38to get my flowers,
49:39and, bitch,
49:39I really wanted my flowers.
49:40I really did.
49:42And to be able to
49:43stand with you all
49:45and stand above
49:46some of you all
49:47low-key,
49:48no shade,
49:49it's making me feel
49:50really good
49:51and not in a shady way.
49:53Not in a shady way.
49:54Girl,
49:55I'm sorry, y'all.
49:57I have a little bit
49:58of a shady question.
49:59Ask it.
50:01Do any of the other girls
50:02think someone maybe
50:04didn't deserve to be
50:04in the top five
50:05and who they would
50:06replace them with?
50:07Yeah, let's hear it.
50:09Well, should we spill, girls?
50:10Y'all better spill
50:12you.
50:13Girl, what about me?
50:14But you're a bitch.
50:16Yeah, next.
50:17Yeah, I think pretty much
50:17everyone said you,
50:19and then some people
50:20also said P.M.
50:21Yeah.
50:22Wait, who called me a bitch?
50:23Did I say a bitch?
50:24Who called Van Gogh a bitch?
50:26I made that up.
50:27I love you, Seth.
50:29I was like,
50:29I don't think no one
50:31called anyone a bitch
50:32just yet.
50:32We did explore the history
50:33because y'all,
50:34yeah, we did understand
50:35why y'all don't like
50:36each other now.
50:37No, they were saying
50:37because I always say
50:38bestie and joke like that
50:39when we were talking
50:40about that they were
50:40saying like if there
50:41was an actual beef
50:42like between us
50:43or something happened
50:44and I was like,
50:45no, not really.
50:46I just don't think
50:46me and you necessarily
50:47vibe sometimes.
50:48I think that's what
50:49I was saying.
50:50Yeah, I think it's
50:50on your end though.
50:51I don't think so though
50:52because I think even
50:53before I can remember
50:53several occasions
50:54and I can name some
50:55if you want.
50:56Brie just said
50:56some unnecessary
50:57comments to me.
50:58I remember me and you
50:59were both getting ready
51:00backstage one time
51:01and unprompted to,
51:03unasked, uneverywhere.
51:04You might not remember
51:05it but I do.
51:06You turned around
51:06and looked at me
51:07and you said
51:07when you joined
51:08I had no idea why.
51:09Like you were not
51:10at our level
51:11and I mean you're here now
51:12and you're getting
51:12a bit better
51:13and you sit there
51:14and laugh
51:14but I don't think
51:15that's funny.
51:15Like I didn't ask
51:16it was unprompted.
51:17No, I literally
51:17don't remember
51:18saying that at all.
51:19There you go.
51:19Maybe because you
51:19do it so often.
51:20Let's be real,
51:21Canada.
51:22I probably did say it.
51:23Like I can imagine
51:24myself saying it.
51:26I still feel that way.
51:27I entirely do not
51:28think that I'll say
51:29that on my level.
51:30I mean evidently
51:31the judges don't either.
51:32You said I do it
51:33all often but like
51:34we don't really
51:34talk that much.
51:35If you don't remember
51:35it that's fine.
51:36That's my experience.
51:37I just find that
51:38to be a little bit rude.
51:39I feel like if she's
51:40telling you like
51:41that you hurt her
51:41feeling and you're
51:42like, ah.
51:43Well no, I was laughing
51:44because I don't remember
51:44saying that and I've
51:45literally known you
51:46for four years.
51:47You had ample
51:48opportunity to bring
51:49anything to stop now
51:50but you're kind of
51:50picking a moment
51:51and you're trying to
51:52have your moment
51:52which I live,
51:53I love, good for you
51:54sister.
51:55I just don't think
51:55we'll ever get along
51:56and that's totally fine.
51:57What's the point of me
51:58going into a dressing room
51:59and being like,
51:59hey Van, I just need
52:00you to know that I think
52:01me and you don't get,
52:02like what's the point?
52:03Like you said,
52:03we're never gonna get along.
52:04We're not gonna be
52:05best friends.
52:05Well I think you also
52:06talk a lot of shit
52:07behind my fucking back.
52:07You don't talk shit
52:08behind my back?
52:09Girl, I don't talk
52:09about you.
52:09I don't think about you.
52:11Girl, literally people
52:12have told me you have.
52:13We're not here for
52:14each other's validation,
52:15just the judges.
52:16Obviously the judges
52:17were impressed by her.
52:18Based on everybody's looks,
52:21who do you think
52:22would have been
52:22in a little bit
52:23of trouble this week?
52:24Well why don't you
52:24go first?
52:25Maybe uno reverso.
52:27I feel like maybe Paolo.
52:30I would say Paolo as well.
52:32I think you look stunning,
52:34but could have done
52:34a little bit more with it.
52:36Fair.
52:36I would have to say Dulce.
52:38I love the concept,
52:39but I just think
52:40this is more is more.
52:41It's your best drag,
52:42but go to the extra mile.
52:44Okay.
52:45I'll also have to say Dulce,
52:47because I think I understand
52:49Paolo a little bit more
52:50from the verse,
52:51and I think that this
52:53for Paolo is more is more.
52:54I would have to say
52:55Paolo as well,
52:56but I want to give you
52:59your flowers because
53:00I see exactly who you are.
53:02It's just that I think
53:05it's a misread
53:05of the category itself
53:07because it is a sickening look.
53:09It really is.
53:11I feel Paolo.
53:12I feel her pain.
53:14Well, also, how do you feel?
53:16Like, majority of the people
53:17said both of you, too.
53:21Luke, I don't care.
53:23Yeah!
53:25There you go, bitch.
53:31Welcome back.
53:32The five of you
53:33set the gold standard this week,
53:35but one of you
53:37went double platinum.
53:38Van Gogh.
53:46Congratulations.
53:49You are the winner
53:50of this week's challenge.
53:52Fuck yes.
53:52Holy fuck.
53:54You have won $5,000 cash.
53:57That's cash?
53:58Courtesy of our friends
54:00at Cedars Campground.
54:02Thank you, Cedars.
54:03I just won
54:05the first challenge
54:06of season six
54:07in front of Paula Abdul.
54:10What?
54:11The rest of you,
54:12great work.
54:14You may move
54:14to the back of the stage.
54:16Come on, thighs.
54:17Come on, ass.
54:18Come on, ass.
54:18Let's do that ass.
54:19Ooh.
54:21Yeah, ass.
54:22I love it.
54:26Two queens
54:27stand before us.
54:28Prior to tonight,
54:52you were asked
54:53to prepare
54:53a lip sync performance
54:55to Cold Hearted
54:56by me.
54:58The time has come
55:03for you to lip sync
55:05just for fun.
55:08Yay!
55:09Girl, thank God.
55:12Good luck.
55:14Oh, and straight up,
55:15don't fuck it up.
55:24He's a cold-hearted snake
55:27look into his eyes.
55:29Uh-oh.
55:31He's been telling lies.
55:32He's a lover boy at play.
55:35He don't play my rules.
55:37Uh-oh.
55:37Uh-oh.
55:38Girl, don't play the fool now.
55:41You're the one giving up the love
55:43anytime he needs it.
55:45But you turn your back
55:46and then he's off
55:47and running with the crowd.
55:49You're the one to sacrifice
55:50anything to please him.
55:53Do you really think
55:54he thinks about you
55:55when he's out?
55:56He's a cold-hearted snake
55:58look into his eyes.
56:01Uh-oh.
56:02He's been telling lies.
56:04He's a lover boy at play.
56:06He don't play my rules.
56:08Uh-oh.
56:09Uh-oh.
56:10Girl, don't play the fool now.
56:12Pop him out the making,
56:13he can tell you, tell you.
56:14You're always, always number
56:15number one without a doubt.
56:16One of when he is,
56:17he is always, always
56:17screaming like a little
56:18slender or every real life.
56:20He's been working,
56:21working on the, on the level.
56:22He's been only, only
56:22playing on the clock
56:23all the while.
56:24Take a, take another,
56:25another look into his eyes
56:25and he will only
56:26see a reptile.
56:29You could find
56:30some water better girl.
56:33He could only make you cry.
56:37You deserve some water better girl.
56:41He's cold as ice.
56:43He's cold as ice.
56:45He's cold as ice.
56:54Stay.
56:57Stay away from you, girl.
56:59Cold-heart.
57:01Ooh-ah-ah.
57:03Cold-co-co-co-co-heart.
57:05Snake.
57:08Cold-co-co-co-heart.
57:09Ooh-ah-ah.
57:10Cold-co-co-co-co-heart.
57:13Snake, he's a cold-hearted snake
57:16Look into his eyes, uh-oh
57:20He's been telling lies
57:22He's a lover for your play
57:24He don't play by blues, uh-oh
57:28Girl, don't play the fool
57:30That was fun!
57:43I got two words
57:44Phenomenal
57:45That was so much fun
57:49Van Gogh
57:50Brooklyn Heights
57:52Shantae, you both stay
57:55Yeah, it was
57:56Mwah, mwah
57:57Wear your nails next time
57:59Oh!
58:02Nothing gets past Auntie Brooke
58:04Nothing
58:05Congratulations, queens
58:08You live to slay another day
58:11Now the world has never needed the magic of drag more
58:14So remember
58:15Stay true, north, strong, and what?
58:19Fears!
58:20Now let the music play!
58:23You wear it well
58:24Lipstick, paint it on
58:26You wear it well
58:28Here comes your suits, you
58:30Ooh, ooh, ooh
58:31Rock it for me, rock it for me, me
58:35You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well
58:38Well, well, well, well
58:40You wear it well
58:42Next time on Canada's Drag Race
58:44Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy!
58:47Girl, what?
58:48She'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise line
58:52Welcome aboard the cruise drag race!
58:55I did the storyboard
58:57It's like all of my ideas
59:00I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy
59:05Well, we also contributed to all of our script
59:07But not all of our team ever said that
59:08Oh, okay
59:09Hold on one second
59:11I can't wait to see how this turns out
59:15I can't wait to see how this turns out
59:45It's like theÃzale
59:47All ws
59:48All the time
59:48Wale
59:49All the time
59:52I can't wait to see how this turns out
59:53Where are you, my kids?
59:53Yeah, count 3
59:55A mientras
59:55A mientras
59:56I follow up
59:58S ate
59:58A mientras
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00:09Of
00:10Am
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