It's Showtime: Ryan Bang, tatlong araw nang malas ang joke! (Tawag Ng Tanghalan)

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Aired (November 21, 2025): Kaya tatlong araw nang may nago-gong eh, malas kasi ‘yung joke ni Ryan.

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00:00Siya ang ating opagong ambassador na si...

00:03Ryan!

00:03Bang!

00:04Bang!

00:10Hi Ryan!

00:11Hello!

00:12Meron ka bang baong joke para sa bad people?

00:15Tatolong araw ako nak-joke, di ba?

00:17Okay.

00:18Tatolong araw ako sunusunod may gong.

00:20Oo nga.

00:21Kaya malas yung joke ko.

00:23Bakit ba yun?

00:24Hindi naman siguro, baka nagkataon lang.

00:27Wala ka lang baong, eh?

00:28Dinatahilan mo ba?

00:29Hindi, kailangan kasi nakakatawin yung joke.

00:31Ah!

00:31Okay.

00:32Subukan natin.

00:33Sige, go.

00:34Kahit hindi nakakatawa, tawa kayo.

00:36Okay.

00:37Sige, sige.

00:37Para walang magong.

00:38Oo.

00:38Sige, sige.

00:39Anong araw lumalabas ng mga chismosa?

00:45Ano?

00:47Martes.

00:49Ah!

00:50Eh, let's go siya!

00:54Nakao, may magugong na naman.

00:56Sorry, Ryan!

00:56Mariteth, yun yung joke ko, Chang!

00:59Ay, sorry!

01:01Ino na mo!

01:02Inako.

01:03First time?

01:04Wala na ba iba?

01:05Wala na iba?

01:06Anong bansa?

01:08Oo.

01:08Walang umaga.

01:10Ano?

01:11Anong bansa?

01:12Oo.

01:12Walang umaga at gabi.

01:15Walang umaga at gabi.

01:16Ano yun?

01:17Japan!

01:19Bakit?

01:20Kasi nga, hapon!

01:22Hey!

01:23Ibigayang bispiyana!

01:25Oh, bisi, Jaki!

01:26Jaki!

01:27Bakit?

01:28Gusto mo ikaw mag-gong?

01:29Sorry.

01:30Ikaw nakbitaw joke eh.

01:31Si Pagka, nakabisti the show.

01:34Walang umaga atin, Ryan!

01:35Bye!

01:37Thank you, Kuya Ryan!

01:38Thank you, Ryan!

01:49Ibigayang bispiyana!

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