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Aired (November 18, 2025): Sa pagkakataong ito ay papasa na kaya sa ating ‘It’s Showtime’ hosts ang joke ni Ryan Bang?!

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00:00We're here with our OPAGO ambassador, Ryan!
00:04Bye, bye, bye!
00:10You're like golfing with me.
00:12Why did you feel like you were really serious?
00:14The first thing you did was really serious.
00:17What?
00:19What?
00:20Why?
00:21You know why.
00:23You're not going to get off the camera.
00:25No, I'm surprised by my friends.
00:28Si Kuya Bong, ang gwapo.
00:31Darin, gwapo.
00:32Kuya Jung, grabe, ang gwapo.
00:33Si Jackie, good night.
00:35Hindi.
00:36Hindi na patulog.
00:38Grabe.
00:39Grabe ka.
00:40Jackie, parang nasuot mo na yan.
00:44Kasi nga.
00:45Hindi, ikaw din.
00:46Ang ganda na suot mo, Kuya Ryan.
00:48Parang pag pumikit ka, pwede na.
00:50Ay, grabe.
00:51Saka na lang.
00:53Good night lang sinabi ko.
00:55Ako, pinatay mo.
00:57Hindi naman.
00:58Hindi naman.
00:59Pwede na.
01:00Pwede na.
01:01Okay, sabi sa good night sa kanya.
01:03Ayun, goodbye.
01:04Grabe naman si Jackie talaga.
01:06At least may pa 40 days na.
01:09At least may pakain.
01:10Bata pa ako.
01:11Wala akong kapatid.
01:12Hindi pwede.
01:13Natigil mo ba may ano ka kaya?
01:15Nagugong?
01:16Nagugong.
01:17Ay, kasi kahit sino?
01:19Ano?
01:20Kuya Jung, nagugulat.
01:22Nagugulat ako sa tanong mo kasi alam mo yung ano.
01:26May joke ka ngayon?
01:27May joke ka ba para sa amin?
01:28Ah, joke?
01:29O, joke.
01:30Kasi yung joke?
01:31Anong tawak?
01:35Tawak.
01:36Tawak.
01:37Anong tawak sa isda na religious?
01:40Ano ba yan?
01:41Pala nasabi mo na yan dati.
01:43Ano?
01:44Ano?
01:45Ano ba?
01:46Naliputan din?
01:47Ano daw?
01:48Anong religious na isda?
01:49Fish be with you.
01:50Ano daw?
01:51Anong religious na isda?
01:52Fish be with you.
01:53Fish be with you.
01:54Fish be with you.
01:55Fish be with you.
01:56Fish be with you.
01:57Fish be with you.
01:58Marami.
01:59Salamat, expert.
02:00Marami.
02:01Okay, eh.
02:02Nagbisi-bisi yan si Sir Jonathan tulad sa'yo.
02:04Pagpasbakan.
02:05Pagpasbakan yung magkasana.
02:06Pagpasan yung ex.
02:07Oo, sabi niya.
02:08Ano ba yan?
02:09Ano ba yan?
02:10Ito ba yung pinunta ko rito sa show?
02:13Sorry, Jonathan.
02:14Sorry, Bob.
02:15Ito, Jonathan.
02:16Oh, baby.
02:23So, Nancy, hopefully.
02:24So, now we go!
02:25We also have 2sp 준비 next.
02:26Thank you!
02:27Three per train.
02:28Thank you!
02:29No, siri.
02:31Use the same type of training.
02:32Fine.
02:33All right!
02:34Okay.
02:35We agree!
02:36So, what's the next?
02:37Bye guys!
02:38Five percent.
02:40Once, one!
02:41I missed you.
02:42, five percent.
02:43Here are two three tips tips.
02:44They are trying to test!
02:45We are gonna continue to sleep exposure.
02:47Which is the same type of we need to...
02:48That way if you went into a life business?
02:51What is being diagnosed or not like she?
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