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Full Episode of Enemies With Benefits
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00:00What's your fantasy?
00:05Savannah, there's someone in here.
00:08We're at a sex club salon.
00:09He's heard it all.
00:10So what, I'm supposed to just write,
00:13I've never had an orgasm, but would very much like one, please.
00:16Exactly.
00:27Doing a runner already?
00:28Uh, yeah, um, I made a mistake.
00:34Come here.
00:35Why did you come here in the first place?
00:45I've never heard of a virgin to visit Sub Rosa before.
00:49I'm not a virgin.
00:50I've had sex, I just haven't...
00:54I don't know.
00:56I'm broken.
00:57I'm broken.
00:58Who the hell gave you that idea?
01:01My ex, I guess.
01:03Uh, but it's okay.
01:05I'm sure whoever you meet tonight will be easier.
01:09Hey.
01:09Don't you want to know what's on my fantasy card?
01:14a challenge.
01:28And you think you're up for this challenge?
01:31I know I am.
01:34I take a woman's pleasure very seriously.
01:38I take a woman's pleasure very seriously.
01:40Job's not finished till we both finish.
01:42Well, what if I can't just get naked and fall into bed?
01:50What if I told you you didn't have to get naked or get into bed?
01:53Come on, let's talk about it.
01:58I'm vintage, by the way.
02:09I'm just kidding.
02:10I'm tiny.
02:11I'm Suzanne.
02:12I'm so happy.
02:13tulips
02:23they're my favorite
02:26thought i could use the good luck charm
02:29is it working
02:31i've spent a lot of time asking women what they want
02:36and actually listening to the answers
02:39conducting research
02:42if you will
02:42and what are your findings professor
02:46for most women building trust is imperative
02:50make them feel safe and then
02:54you can have a little fun
02:57do you trust me tabby
03:02i do
03:05and i start taking down some of those walls
03:09what else do you like tabby
03:17tell me what makes you feel good
03:20you can kiss my neck
03:29oh my god you smell incredible
03:49oh my god
03:58look at me
03:59can you be quiet for me
04:02even when i do
04:08don't stop
04:19you sure you don't want me to
04:40don't worry i can take care of myself
04:44i wanted tonight to be about you
04:47i would like to see you again though
04:51this was kind of
04:53this was kind of supposed to be a one-time thing for me
04:56you know i had a question
04:59and i got my answer
05:00and i got my answer
05:02came saw conquered
05:04emphasis on the came
05:07exactly
05:10thank you though
05:14i mean it
05:16it was my pleasure
05:17and i mean it
05:21god i've missed you tabby
05:49you don't know
05:50you don't know
05:50you don't know
05:50you did to me
05:51i need to see you again
05:52soon
05:53i hope mr public orgasm over there
05:55is wishing you good luck
05:56he's finally back in town
05:57ugh look
05:59i hate that we have to meet with this
06:01selfish entitled asshole
06:03you know he slept with the entire cast of that one hbo show
06:07in one season
06:09i know
06:09he is a six foot four son of a bitch
06:12in the boardroom
06:13and the bedroom
06:14but we can't pass up a bitch with a fortune 500
06:17i've been dreaming about your perfume for weeks
06:23i'm also wearing new lingerie by the way
06:29i can't wait to take it off
06:33you must be ceylon
06:41savannah
06:44welcome to glamazon
06:46i love getting to watch beautiful women beg
06:52after hearing our pitch
06:59you'll be the one begging mr chase
07:01you're adorable
07:04so our partnership is simple
07:15we provide our new line of lingerie and models
07:18you provide the funding
07:20and we have the most talked about fashion show since savage fenty
07:23then
07:25we can discuss long-term collaboration
07:28maintaining lioness lingerie as a slow fashion couture brand
07:33ugh
07:34it's my least favorite word in this industry
07:36slow means
07:37expensive
07:38means less profit
07:40that's why i keep everything fast
07:43so you like to screw the women you sell to
07:45and the women you date
07:46don't worry
07:47when i screw people i finish the job
07:49like i'm about to do to you right now
07:53come on girls
07:57give us a show
07:58my designs you can't
08:09you can't copy my designs
08:13no but we can
08:14it really is gorgeous work
08:16polyester
08:18do you idiots know anything about women's underwear
08:22i know that our factory workers can make 60 000 units a day
08:26look we didn't bring you in to hear your pitch
08:28we're buying you out
08:29take our offer
08:31retire young
08:32all we want is the lioness name
08:35all right
08:35come on
08:36let's go
08:37back to the corral
08:38don't have all day
08:41i'm calling our lawyers
08:49you know you're no better than these cheap knockoffs
08:54you're trashy
08:56you're irritating
08:57and you'd probably leave a rash
08:59that's the second time you brought up my sex life
09:02i guess you did your research
09:04are you that interested
09:06you're deranged
09:08what you think every woman's supposed to just fall at your feet
09:11historically yes
09:14but that's why you're so angry isn't it
09:17you can't stand how much i'm turning you on
09:20now who's the one begging
09:25for someone to take you down
09:28oh my god you smell incredible
09:32don't fucking touch me
09:40and fuck retiring early
09:43you can take that offer
09:44and shove it up your ass
09:46you're supposed to get their name
09:56not start a trade war
09:57Seth
09:58Ceylon's the woman from the club last month
10:03this is great
10:07no no no no no
10:08we can use this
10:10you can apologize
10:11you'll get in there
10:13you'll seduce Ceylon
10:14both inside and outside the club
10:16and then we'll get her to sign the name over
10:17Jesus man that's low
10:19even for us
10:20hey
10:20I handle the business
10:22you handle the creative
10:23what so
10:25you want me to creatively steal her company
10:28fuck's sake Liam
10:28the shareholders press conference is in a week
10:31then I'll tell them I made a mistake
10:32and get fired from your own company
10:35no
10:36we'll double team this
10:37I'll email INS
10:40and you
10:42vintage
10:43we'll use your magic little fingers
10:46to text Tabby
10:48God
10:52can you fucking believe that guy
10:54I can believe you two would have incredible hate sex
10:58oh I want to rip his throat out
10:59it looked more like you and me
11:00two rip each other's clothes off
11:02the cease and desist that we sent
11:08will hold up
11:08forever
11:09I mean
11:10you just see we can't go up against these titans
11:13yes we can
11:14I don't know how yet but
11:17I'll think of something
11:19holy shit
11:23you don't have to
11:25they
11:26change their minds
11:27they want to sponsor the show
11:29no strings attached
11:30you're joking
11:32apparently they don't want to burn any bridges
11:34it's a one time deal
11:36the
11:38offer looks
11:39great honestly
11:40the contract is solid
11:42no
11:44no fucking way Savannah
11:46if we take this offer
11:47Liam Chase is going to weasel his way in
11:49and take control
11:50before we even realize
11:50how fucked we are
11:51I need to see you
11:55tonight
11:56what are you drawing
12:13hate sex lingerie
12:17impossible to get off
12:19unless you rip it to shreds
12:21hate sex lingerie
12:30not inspired by me I hope
12:32not at all
12:35it's actually this
12:37investor that we met with today
12:39this guy was just such a
12:41fucker
12:44now my business partner wants me to work with him
12:48maybe you should
12:49keep your enemies closer
12:52he had to kind of remind me of you
12:59how so
13:07he was in control
13:10he was in control the whole time
13:11except you
13:14what
13:18I felt seen
13:23family just felt helpless
13:27he may look like you
13:28but he's nothing like you
13:30why don't you take back control
13:32tonight
13:34in here
13:36practice for out there
13:39what like a dommy mommy
13:42take your clothes off
13:59but uh
14:05look at me while you do it
14:07I've been dying to see that lingerie
14:20you were talking about
14:21how
14:22did I say you could touch me
14:26that lingerie
14:30that lingerie
14:32that lingerie
14:34that lingerie
14:36that lingerie
14:38that lingerie
14:40that lingerie
14:41that lingerie
14:42that lingerie
14:43that lingerie
14:44that lingerie
14:45that lingerie
14:46that lingerie
14:47that lingerie
14:48that lingerie
14:49that lingerie
14:50that lingerie
14:51that lingerie
14:52that lingerie
14:53that lingerie
14:54that lingerie
14:55So that you don't know
14:57Where my heart is at
15:00I don't want you to know
15:02Keep your hands on the bed
15:04Kiss where you can reach
15:12Good boy
15:25God, that's sick
15:28I think that's enough for tonight
15:47I'm begging here, Daddy
15:50That's exactly what I needed to hear
15:56Hey, girl
16:13Tell Liam Chase I'm in
16:15I thought they were just going to give us the money
16:27And then leave us alone
16:28He wants to shadow you
16:30Learn about the business
16:31Okay, okay, fine, fine
16:33I'll find something for him to do
16:35Just try not to get hot and bothered, okay?
16:39Okay
16:40Sounds good
16:41Love you
16:42Love you too, Sam
16:43Bye
16:44About to work with the fuckface
16:52Wish I was with you instead
16:54Let's pretend
17:01Tell me what lingerie you're wearing today
17:04What if I told you I'm not wearing underwear at all?
17:15Texting someone important?
17:35Do you mind?
17:36We're in a workplace
17:37I'm worried about you, Ceylon
17:43I mean, they're pumping the AC in here
17:45But you look
17:45Hot
17:48Well, maybe if the devil himself
17:50Weren't six inches away from me
17:52Or maybe
17:53If he's clothes you're wearing
17:55Should we
17:58Take them off?
18:00I was feeling great
18:01Until you showed up
18:03Let's go
18:07I hope you're good at taking orders
18:10So
18:18Right over here is where we're going to have the catwalk
18:21And then over here is where we're going to have the display
18:23Wait, that's right in the middle of the audience
18:25Exactly
18:26Full immersion
18:28Intimacy
18:30Or
18:31Are you not familiar with that term?
18:38Okay, I guess you know what you're doing
18:39Sorry
18:40What was that?
18:42I just
18:42I couldn't hear you over the sound of the male ego dying
18:45Okay
18:46Just tell me what to do, boss
19:00Hey, hey, I got it
19:21What was that?
19:51Stunning
19:58You've outdone yourself
20:00A compliment from Liam Chase?
20:05Stop the process
20:06Believe it or not, I'd like to recognize talent
20:08And beauty
20:10Well, it's not working
20:15What are you doing?
20:21I need to make sure the boning's comfortable
20:22I'm not trying to torture our customers
20:25Can you turn around?
20:34I'm, uh
20:34Impressed by this hands-on approach
20:37Well, you're about to try it out yourself
20:40Lace me up
20:46Is this okay?
21:09You can go tighter
21:13If you model this, it'll be a bestseller
21:32Flattery doesn't work on me
21:35I'm still not giving you the name
21:37It's not flattery
21:38It's the truth
21:40I can admit when I made a mistake
21:43I tried vinegar when I should have tried honey
21:46Why should I let you try anything at all?
21:49It's like letting a fox into a hen house
21:51Oh, so you think I'm a fox
21:54You know, I'd rather shut down Lioness completely
22:04Than sell it to a company like Lamazon
22:06That's a little short-sighted
22:09Don't you think?
22:11Not at all
22:11I think I'm seeing the whole picture
22:14People
22:15My dad died on the sweatshop floor
22:21I was born in Turkey
22:29But we moved here when I was five after my dad died
22:32He worked at a textile factory
22:36A little outside of Istanbul
22:38And collapsed at his station after a 38-hour shift
22:45What company?
22:47That's the thing
22:51Pretty soon after they went bankrupt
22:54All that greed
22:59And exploitation
23:01For nothing
23:03I'm sorry, Ceylon
23:10If I'd have known
23:12What?
23:13You changed Lamazon's entire business model?
23:16I heard what Seth said
23:1860,000 units in a day?
23:23I mean, how much do you even know about your COO?
23:26Or are you just happy
23:28Letting him do your dirty work for you?
23:34What, you think people haven't noticed the pattern at Glamazon all these years?
23:38Seth Asos cleans up after best friend Liam Chase runs into another bad deal
23:42I mean, it's like you don't even want to be in this business
23:46Why do you say that?
23:50When you love what you do
23:51You take your time with it
23:53You make it last
23:55You just seem to be in a rush to get everything over with
23:59I mean, business, relationships
24:01I'm a busy man, okay?
24:02Okay
24:02If you wanted something real
24:06You'd make the time for it
24:08Maybe I haven't met the right woman yet
24:11Maybe I'm
24:14Waiting for someone that makes me want to slow down
24:19We should get some food
24:34Are you hungry?
24:36I'll get us something
24:36Tonight, same room
24:51Whoa, whoa, whoa
25:10Slow down
25:11What's got you all hot and bothered?
25:15Is this that guy from work?
25:17What?
25:18No, I don't
25:19I don't care about him
25:20Are you sure?
25:26Yes, I'm sure
25:27Can we just
25:29Can we just forget about him?
25:32You
25:32Are the one I want to be with, okay?
25:35Enough teasing
25:35Enough foreplay
25:37I want to have sex
25:39Tonight
25:40With you
25:42Vintage
25:44It's too soon
25:52It's too soon
25:52Too fast
25:55I don't want to be a distraction
25:56I'm sorry, Tabby
26:00Shit
26:12Shit
26:13Yo, get the line in this name yet?
26:23No, that's what I want to do
26:26Shareholder press conferences in five days, Liam
26:28We need to leave them alone
26:31We're getting more than we bargained for with this one
26:34Oh, please
26:35It's an underwear company run by two women
26:37We eat more than that for breakfast
26:40Then maybe I don't want to do it anymore
26:41You like her
26:44This woman, she's got you fucking pussy whipped
26:48Hey, watch your fucking mouth
26:50Call the board
26:58Cancel the press conference
27:00I'm done
27:01You know, they shouldn't really market tuxedos as male lingerie
27:16I see the way you women look at a three-piece suit is completely feral
27:20You know, it's a little irritating how insightful you are about women
27:24What, you think I got my playboy reputation on accident?
27:28Yeah, what's with that?
27:29I mean, everyone knows you just hit it and quit it
27:31So why would any woman fall for you?
27:34Well, not all women, to be fair
27:37Unless you had a change of heart
27:39I do have a theory, if you want to hear it
27:45So when I was 16, I had this girlfriend
27:51Who was subscribed to all the women's magazines
27:54You know, Glamour, Cosmo, Elle
27:56There was one thing about them that caught my eye
27:59Sex advice
28:04Oh, of course
28:0550 blowjob tips to drive your man wild
28:08Exactly
28:09But I was surprised because none of the men's magazines had that stuff
28:14For all of the alpha male, high value, macho bullshit
28:20There was nothing in there about how to be good in bed
28:23While women
28:25Learned in high school
28:27So
28:28Even in these magazines that are supposed to be for women
28:32It's all about the man
28:34Not how to make sure she feels good
28:37It set us up for failure
28:39Because if
28:40Both of us are not having a good time
28:43What's the point?
28:45So what'd you do about it?
28:56I learned how to make sure she had a good time too
28:58Like all men should
29:01Do our part to close the orgasm gap
29:06It's what women deserve for putting up with us
29:10Good time
29:13A little more shit
29:15Sorry
29:21Workplace, right?
29:32It's getting late
29:33I told the champagne guy I'd wait up
29:35You should head out, though
29:37You have plans, right?
29:39Not at the moment
29:40I can wait for the champagne guy
29:53You should go
29:55Eat up with whatever hot date you've got for the night
29:58I'm with my hot date right now
30:10Let me help
30:23No, that's fine, I got it
30:25Just wait a second, Ceylon
30:27Would you relax?
30:29Ceylon, careful, please
30:30It's fine, I almost got it
30:31We shouldn't do this
30:51Great
30:53We shouldn't do this
30:57Wait, wait
31:16Are you sure this is what you want?
31:20I guess I had that change of heart
31:24Okay, lights are set
31:45DJ has the playlist
31:46Bouncer's ready
31:47What about the bartender?
31:48Mixing signature cocktails as we speak
31:50I tried the seamstress, by the way
31:55She is delicious
31:57I could use a second taste, though
31:59What do you think?
32:01Tonight after the show?
32:02Mmm, let's see how the show goes first
32:05All right, everyone
32:08It's showtime
32:10Let's introduce Lioness to the world
32:13Meet the man
32:14Here we go
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32:34beat
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32:38East
32:397
32:39And
32:40150
32:407
32:418
32:427
32:428
32:42are you happy it's everything i'd hoped it would be
32:58and more i just i can't believe we made it happen hey you made this happen
33:07pretty generous coming from the most hated man in women's fashion look i swear when i took that
33:14interview i did not know that was going to be the title well maybe if you let people see the real
33:20you every once in a while yeah then what they'd see what i see
33:29there's a good man in there
33:37ceylon i
33:39i have to tell you something
33:47ceylon you're a goddess i bow down before you i'll do whatever you ask me to do
33:56as a matter of fact
33:58ready to take the stage what no way there's people out there i don't think you have a choice
34:09two of right you figure how did you necklace a symbol of perfection and paradise
34:21reminds me of someone right now
34:25keep going you deserve it
34:29hey you reached liam chase sorry i couldn't get to the stage
34:47please leave a message
35:01what do you think she'll say when she finds out the truth liam
35:05if you're not going to finish this i will
35:11so sorry folks i have to steal her
35:35okay
35:35someone just bought every piece
35:41already
35:43and he paid double the asking price
35:47oh my god that's so much money
35:51i know it's fun
35:53well amazon money
35:54wait wait who's the wire
36:05well that's the thing that's how i knew the wire transfer was legit
36:08it was signed from vintage
36:11how did you find me
36:30what
36:31you're here right
36:33at the show
36:34look like i can explain everything
36:40so start explaining
36:42look
36:43i really don't want to have this conversation on the phone
36:46well it's a little late for that
36:48just tell me now
36:50look can we just meet in the back room
36:55fine
36:59i'll meet you in the back room
37:01vintage
37:15no
37:23careful with those
37:23ah
37:24who am i kidding
37:25just get him ready to ship
37:27what are you doing with my work
37:30i own it
37:31thanks for the head start by the way
37:33mass manufacturing your new line
37:35you can't sell those as lioness
37:37funny thing about that
37:39you trademarked the name
37:41lioness lingerie
37:42but not
37:43lioness or
37:44lingerie
37:46by lioness
37:47you think people notice the difference
37:49we will sue you
37:51be my guest
37:53we'll bury you
37:55in paperwork for the rest of your career
37:56william was wasting his time here
38:00fucking around with you
38:02excuse me
38:03oh but he was fucking you at the club too wasn't he
38:06miss vintage
38:08that's why i use that name to buy you out
38:12i knew it'd get your attention
38:14what the hell are you doing
38:18you couldn't stand it could you
38:28the idea of me being happy
38:31happy lying to me
38:33i'll let you two lovebirds catch up
38:37you used me
38:44here
38:46at the club
38:48just like i knew you would
38:51i would never sign off on buying your designs like this
38:53you're the ceo liam
38:55that's not how that job works
38:56please say lon look you have to believe me
38:58this was all set
38:59oh really
38:59all set
39:01when did you figure out i was tabby
39:04at our first meeting
39:14my glove was on
39:15but i i swear i
39:17oh my god
39:18i'm so stupid
39:21i couldn't keep myself away
39:23oh well of course not
39:25you wanted to get laid
39:26it's not like that
39:27as soon as i realized who you were
39:30i wanted to get to know you better
39:31that is the only reason i agreed to sus clan
39:33i had to be in your life somehow
39:37and then
39:40i wanted you to fall for me
39:44not vintage
39:46i also knew that if i told you the truth
39:52you want nothing to do with me
39:54well
39:56you're right about one thing
39:58i wanted so desperately
40:03to meet the man behind the mask
40:05now i wish i never knew
40:09you
40:13are the same
40:15dishonest
40:16manipulative liam chase
40:18i never
40:19want to see you
40:21or vintage
40:22ever again
40:23at least the wire transfer from the vintage went through
40:53maybe we really can retire young
40:57can't believe i didn't figure it out sooner
41:02maybe i didn't want to
41:06i don't know
41:07he won
41:11every possible way
41:15he won
41:17you are ceylon fucking aslan
41:25you win
41:27maybe not right now
41:29but
41:30we're gonna figure this out
41:32okay
41:33i miss him
41:39i don't blame you
41:41i don't blame you
41:41a man who can actually find the clit
41:44one in a million
41:46not vintage
41:48william
41:56we listen
41:59and we don't judge
42:01i mean when he let his guard down
42:04he made me feel safe
42:08he was soft
42:12he paid attention
42:15he looked at me like
42:21i was the answer to every question he'd ever had
42:24or maybe that's just how i looked at him
42:31i don't blame you
42:35i don't blame you
42:36oh
42:36oh
42:36oh
42:36oh
42:37oh
42:38oh
42:39oh
42:43oh
42:47wow
42:48there's already buzz about our lioness release
42:51these shareholders are practically drooling
42:54you want to celebrate a sub roast after this
42:57whatever you want
42:58hey
43:01i'm proud of you liam
43:04you're seeing reason
43:06i wouldn't say lon behind you
43:08what's one more woman who hates me
43:11that's the spirit
43:14and now i'll turn it over to liam
43:20who will share the good news of our lioness lingerie acquisition
43:24thank you seth
43:28but unfortunately i don't have any good news
43:32not when our overseas factories have turned into sweatshops
43:35this is something seth has been getting away with for years
43:38he even had me fooled
43:40this is absurd
43:41you have no proof
43:42i do
43:42you need to see this
43:45liam chase is blowing up his entire company
43:49what why
43:51for you bitch
43:52but more importantly
43:53i've already started shutting these sweatshops down
43:56he's telling the truth
43:59and glamazon stock is taking care of me
44:01for all of us
44:03what
44:04for a woman
44:05i would
44:06she's worth it
44:08she's strong
44:10brilliant
44:10makes me want to be a better man
44:12but you ruined all that didn't you
44:15so now
44:17i'm doing it all for myself
44:20and for the people
44:22who you would make bleed
44:23just to earn a buck
44:24as for lioness lingerie
44:27glamazon has not acquired a thing
44:28ceylon ostland
44:30and savannah pierce
44:30remain the sole and private owners
44:32questions
44:33questions
44:34questions
44:34you think he means it
44:38oh my god
44:49wait is
44:53is that what i think it is
44:55oh
44:57it's a fantasy card from sombrosa
45:11read it before i scream
45:13my fantasy is
45:15to ask the woman of my dreams
45:17for a second chance
45:18oh look there's something else in the back
45:21now you really have to go see him
45:28you came
45:51is this real
45:55from what you told me about the company in istanbul
45:59i was able to track down the right sweatshop
46:01i got it for pretty cheap so i
46:04bought every other factory in the area
46:07just about wiped me out though
46:12back where i was before business school
46:14the place where your father died though
46:18the deed's in your name
46:21you can do whatever you want with it
46:25sell it burn it to the ground
46:29or
46:30or use it to train the new generation
46:32of tailors and seamstresses
46:33whatever you do all i ask is
46:38that you let me be there for it
46:42you lied to me
46:47you have to understand
46:49every time i wanted to tell you the truth
46:53it felt like i was running out of oxygen
46:54and like the only way i could breathe
46:56is if i held on tighter
46:57but you can't tell this is me begging
47:11it's a good look for you
47:14if you never want to see me again
47:20i'll walk out that door right now
47:21and let you meet someone else
47:23but what if instead
47:28we started over
47:32i think i have just the thing
47:55i think destroying it would be pretty cathartic for both of us
48:16i should take it back
48:20i should take it back
48:22i should take it back
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