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00:00I'm not a girl.
00:03I'm not a girl.
00:06I'm a trainer, my gym.
00:08I'm not a girl.
00:11My wife, I'm not a girl.
00:13Don't let me know your daughter.
00:16I'm not going to work with this girl.
00:20I'm going to the office.
00:21Okay, good morning.
00:23For the game, I'm gonna need a new date.
00:27Ah..
00:28No, no.
00:30No.
00:32No.
00:34You can go on a lot.
00:38It won't happen,
00:40it won't happen.
00:42No one will get away from far away.
00:58This is your food.
01:24My son, let's go.
01:27Why are you going to go?
01:29She was sitting here so far.
01:31She's going to go out there.
01:33She's sitting here.
01:36She's sitting here.
01:38She's not here.
01:40She will be able to do it.
01:43Oh.
01:45I can't be here.
01:47I can't be here.
01:49I can't be here.
01:51I can't be here.
01:54You can eat it.
01:59I'm not eating it.
02:01I'm going to leave something outside.
02:03I'll give you chips to me.
02:07You can eat it.
02:09You can eat it.
02:11You can eat it.
02:14You can eat it.
02:16You can eat it.
02:18You can eat it.
02:20You can eat it.
02:38You can eat it.
02:41You can eat it.
02:42Yes.
02:43You can eat it.
02:45You can eat it.
02:47I'm going to eat it.
02:49I'll give you a bit.
02:50You can eat it.
02:51You can eat it.
02:52You will get it.
02:54I'll give it.
02:56Let's go.
02:57I'll leave it.
02:58I'll give it a little while.
03:00I'm playing.
03:02You're playing.
03:03You're playing.
03:04I'll give it.
03:05I'll eat it.
03:06Then you'll eat it.
03:07Then you'll eat it.
03:08Okay, uncle.
03:09Then you'll show me tonight.
03:14Anyways.
03:15I'll stick to whatever you want,
03:17so you weren't here yet.
03:19Yes.
03:19I'll stick to the other side.
03:20Take each other while tying the other side to both.
03:23You'll have a knife file.
03:24Then Dawn appropriate.
03:26Then you can grow the knife and negative knife.
03:29You're from myanh purely onosition.
03:31You're from my underwear.
03:32There's a nice knife.
03:35Then you're from my ابheel in the middle.
03:37Hello, Aslam Khumann Ji.
03:42Yes, welcome.
03:43You didn't call me the phone?
03:45I'm sorry.
03:46I'm in office.
03:47I'm probably going to call miss.
03:50Who is this at home?
03:52This is a house.
03:54It's a house.
03:56She's got to be with Ali.
03:58She's happy.
04:00Can you tell me how are you?
04:02Yes, I'm fine.
04:05I'm fine.
04:07I'm fine.
04:09I'm fine.
04:11I'm fine.
04:13I'm fine.
04:15I'm fine.
04:17But you've got to take her.
04:19How are you?
04:21How are you?
04:23How are you?
04:27My parents all know.
04:29They all know.
04:35You're not looking for your attention to your eyes.
04:43No, auntie.
04:45I'm trying to balance your balance.
04:47Do you know that Ali's company has no checks?
04:53You are not.
04:55I'm not.
04:56What?
04:57Ramiz Bhai has changed my partner.
05:01The funders and the other people around Ali's side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side.
05:05They are not.
05:06And rightly so,
05:07he's not in office.
05:09Then why do you check us?
05:11No, Ramiz is a very good friend.
05:14friend of mine.
05:16You should have felt like you were
05:18friends.
05:18We don't need to go home.
05:20We don't need to go home.
05:22We don't need to go home.
05:26I don't need to go home.
05:28I don't need to go home.
05:30My salary is going to be a
05:32dollar.
05:33I'll give you a whole.
05:36No, no, no.
05:38You do not.
05:40You should not.
05:42Don't do our own thinking. We will manage.
05:47You will have to do our own thinking.
05:50God's love, my child.
05:54Okay. God's peace.
06:12I'm going to talk about this.
06:19I'm going to sit down, Kumal.
06:25You're also a father.
06:28You have to be a father.
06:31You have to be a father.
06:34You have to be a father.
06:42Aqeer bhai ka phone aya thah
06:45Kal wo aana chahate hain
06:47Mukaddes ke rishthe ke liye
06:48Amil
06:53Yeh to bhoat achi baat hai
06:57Haan
07:03Acha ldaqe ki pahle shadhi hoi thi
07:06Mager talaq ho gyi
07:07Ldaqe ko koi or pasan thah
07:10Is liye woh chowd ke chalhi gai thi
07:12Khoi
07:13Acha bachha to nai hai
07:16Nai
07:16Ami
07:18Hey mein chahathi hoon
07:21Kekal hem sab
07:22Ek family ki tarhaan
07:23Ismei shamil hou
07:24Acha lgye ga mucze
07:27Or
07:28Khas tawar peh
07:29Tumko
07:30Mal agar shamil hooggi
07:31Tho mein
07:31Bohut hoosh hoonggi
07:42Pichhli video meh viewz dhekhen sab ne
07:47We hit two million views in just 24 hours
07:52Taliyah bajahe yaar amushay ke liye
07:54No please this sub mein merah koi kamaal liye
08:00Ismei aap hi ka kamaal hai
08:02Kyunke un recipes ko conventional tariqe se kis tari istimal karna hai
08:07Aap hi ne kiya nai gai
08:08Bos isi tarha hume apna demah lahana hai
08:11Or roza na isi tariqe ka content banana hai
08:13Taa ki ho thoda sa alag lgye
08:14Ah
08:15Hume kuch different kerna chahiye na
08:18Asian try kerta hai
08:19Kuch like sushi rolls and
08:21Walk noodles type something
08:22Or khai ga kone sir
08:24Aam gharo mein ye sab nahi bantah
08:27Lekin
08:29Different to hai na
08:30Ah haan
08:31But I think hume kashmiri cuisine try kerne chahiye
08:34Jiasse her kisiki ke ghar mein
08:39Koii na koi aisa family member zirur hota hai
08:41Jiski jr, jiski roots
08:44Shayid kisii aur mulk se hoon
08:46Ya šeher se hoon
08:47Or unnlo ka dil kerta hai
08:49Que wohi recipe, wohi khana
08:51Hemare ghar mein bhi bane
08:52Jiasse nania, dadia haoti hai
08:54Batei kerti hai
08:55Que hem bachman mein eisa khana kate tate
08:56Hemare haan toh eisa khana bantah ta
08:58To point is
09:00Que hume kuchh neya nai create kerna
09:02Puranhe zamane ki recipes ko hi revive kerna hai
09:05Gharo ke masalou me
09:07Vohi chiz me vaapis lekar ani hai
09:09Jo puranhe zamane ki recipes me add ho seke
09:11Us tarha
09:13Logo ko
09:14Acha lage ga sab
09:16Taakhe bas
09:17Gharo ke masalou se hi
09:19Zaiqe vaapis la seke
09:21Ya?
09:22Kamal kerti hai
09:24Waisse aapir
09:24Mäi sochao ki
09:26Ye
09:26Khi khayal mujhe kiwni hi aya
09:28Mere toh dadah bhi kashmiri thai
09:30Aba batao
09:31Agar meeri dadi sun lethi
09:32Toh merre bare mo
09:33Kya socha tii
09:34Guys
09:35Wonderful decision
09:39I think
09:40Hame ishi bhe fokus rahke
09:41Ishi bhe
09:42Ab poora hafta kama karengi
09:43Ok
09:44Samaj aaghi sabko baat hai
09:46Great
09:47Ok guys
09:48Mearing's over
09:49Let's get trolley
09:50Murtaza sir kut ziyadah athar ni chadhaanin sr larki ko
10:12Chadhaanin tu
10:14Abhi nahi nahi aai hai na
10:16Ishi riye ziyadah hi khush fahim ee bishari ko
10:18Kuch time mein
10:20Khud hi thik ho jayegi
10:22Khush
10:28Two million views
10:30Kaisi ho
10:34Kahan ho tam kuman
10:36Na meri calls ditha rri ho
10:38And do din se jimbi nhi aai toh
10:39Ishta parishare hi kya bat hai
10:42After all meri ternary toh ho
10:44Oh really
10:46Tumye waakhi hai lakta hai kya
10:49Ab
10:51Yahaan baat baut bighar ghi hai khudam
10:53Mä egele dho din bhi nhi aungi
10:55Toh dhin na hoa
10:57Lekin
10:59Ab
10:59Mäi tumse ee baat puchho
11:01Sach-sach batao ge
11:03Haan
11:05Puchhau
11:06Tum mujhe pasand kertte ho
11:11Yeh bhi tu puchhrae wale baat
11:14Abkhoorz
11:16Bohat ziyadah pasand kertta ho
11:18Or
11:19Tumye pata hai ke mein shadi shudha ho
11:22Chanata ho
11:23Or
11:24Tumye jan do
11:25Khe mujhe isse koi farknye pardta
11:28Kyoke tum bhe mujhe pasand kena roghi
11:31Or yeh bhi jantta ho
11:33Hum bhut bady musibat mein pard jayenge khuram
11:36Komal
11:36Kuch nahin hoa
11:39Listen
11:40Listen
11:41Mäi hun na tuha isse
11:43Komal
11:44Are you?
11:47Ah
11:48Ah
11:49Wohm joo bula raha hai
11:51Mujhe jana hooga khuram
11:52Kyaar
11:53Ek tu ye tumaare husband ka zikr sun ki na
11:55Mujhe chidh ho jati
11:57I hope ke mein uske samenne na ho kubhi
11:59Mujhe jana hai
12:01Bye
12:02Sunu Komal
12:03Komal
12:04Hello Neha
12:13Jee madam
12:15Haa ah
12:16Gher phe kuchh lana to nahi hai
12:17Mä
12:18Mä
12:19Mä aapko chek kher ke bata chii
12:26Ah
12:27Maadam woh
12:28Ahmed ka
12:29Jus khatam ho gaya
12:31Orange
12:32Orang
12:33Orange
12:34Okay
12:35Or
12:36Or
12:38Or woh
12:39Ah
12:40Maadam
12:41Ali sir ke chips ke packets lane hai
12:42Jaa kehri ho Neha
12:44Ponch packet pade tu hai hai kabulet mein
12:46Jee woh
12:48Bul jadha ter kha gaya
12:50Or phir ekad
12:51Onho ne
12:52Mera ko bhi dhe diya tha
12:53Sorry
12:55Nain it's okay
12:56Aap kuyo sorry kehri ho
12:58Mä leha hungi
12:59But Neha aap please kooshish kero
13:01Khi Ali junk na ghai
13:03Jee mai kooshish keroe ho
13:05Voh
13:06Aaj dhupeer ka khana tono ne ghar kai kha liya tha
13:08Mäne roti bhi bana ke de di thi
13:13Vahki
13:14That's nice
13:15Jee
13:16Jee
13:17Mä
13:18Mä
13:19Mä leha hungi zha
13:20Fikir ni garo
13:21Skimped milk hai ya woh bhi nahi hai
13:23Voh khatam hoogaya ji
13:25Acha thik hai
13:26Mä woh bhi leha hungi
13:27All kuchh chahi ho
13:29Toh muha message kera da na
13:30Thik hai
13:31Okay jee
13:32Madam iha apko bata do
13:33Okay
13:34Thank you Neha
13:36Thank you
13:37Bye
13:49Ali
13:50Thank you
13:51Thank you
13:52Thank you
13:53Thank you
13:54Thank you
13:55Thank you
14:16Excuse me Mertaza
14:17I'm done
14:18I'm going
14:20Okay
14:21Give me a minute
14:22Please
14:23I've added a lot of things
14:25I've added you
14:26Email
14:27So you can have a look
14:28And
14:29The things in the pantry
14:31I've added you
14:32So you can check
14:33Thank you
14:35Thank you
14:36Oh
14:37Dear Iguinaj
14:38No not really
14:40No not really
14:42My commitment to you
14:44So please
14:45So please
14:46Five hours
14:47You go
14:48How much work
14:49Honesty Mertaza
14:50It's no problem at all
14:51My
14:52My
14:53My
14:55My
14:56Mental health
14:57Compromise
14:58Now
14:59And
15:00feel hotha hai.
15:02Meri liek kama karna
15:03mohat zharuri hai.
15:08Kaisi kar lieti hai
15:09abiyasub?
15:11Kya?
15:13Ghar,
15:14bachcha,
15:15kama,
15:16abiyanokre,
15:18kya A.K.B.
15:20Aap ko
15:20un sab ki fikir
15:21itni hoti hai.
15:24Actually,
15:24I would say ki
15:25zindagi sab
15:26sikhaini djeti hai.
15:27I don't know.
15:33But,
15:33abhi aapki shadhi nai hui,
15:35jab hogi,
15:36to aap bhi sab sarmaj jayenge.
15:37Aray,
15:38ne, ne, ne,
15:38bai, please.
15:39Ye,
15:40mujhe zindagi sikhati rahe,
15:41to behter hai.
15:42Shadhi vadhi,
15:42meri bas ki baat ni hai,
15:43aur ye baat na apni amma ko bhi patha chukou.
15:46Saramshi,
15:47yaasubas ki loog ki baatnou ko
15:48dil pa mat liya ki chai.
15:51Maini janatou ki loog
15:52tarah tarah ki baatay karta hai.
15:55But,
15:56kya karin hai?
15:57Insecurities loog ko bhaat kira dayta hai.
16:01Inje bilkul farti partha matiza.
16:03Honestly,
16:04I appreciate that.
16:08Or,
16:09wese vhe,
16:10aar jitne mishhi ho rai hain,
16:12unko o baat azam kharna mein kafi time lagega.
16:14Edha?
16:16I guess,
16:18in sab se zahata,
16:19am主 w aati amele zindaki mai,
16:19or behat bade challenges,
16:20ez ijin ko možhe face karna hain.
16:23But,
16:23thank you so much for your time.
16:25Let me know,
16:26agar apopu kuёт baat karne ho,
16:27email ganti chai ka.
16:29You too.
16:30Okay, bye.
16:31Bye-bye.
16:31Yes, guys. Sorry. So, what did I say?
16:48I'm going to take things. You shut the door.
16:52Neha?
16:55Neha?
16:58Neha.
17:00Assalamu alaikum.
17:02I've brought things. I've brought things in grocery stores.
17:06I'll tell you something.
17:08Hi. How was your day?
17:10Good.
17:11Good. I had a good time. What have you done?
17:13I've done a lot.
17:15Okay. That's right.
17:16Where are you going, Rokh?
17:20You're going to your house, Ali.
17:22You're going to your house?
17:24Why are you staying here?
17:26Now, Ali sir, we don't live here. We come from our house.
17:34What do you need to know your children?
17:36So, you're happy here.
17:37Ali?
17:38What are you talking about?
17:40If your children came with your mother,
17:42obviously, will go home with your mother.
17:44Don't do that uncomfortable.
17:47Don't do it uncomfortable.
17:51I'm not doing uncomfortable, Ramsha.
17:53You're not doing uncomfortable.
17:55You're doing uncomfortable.
17:57I'm losing it, Ramsha.
18:01I'm losing everything.
18:03My...
18:04My thoughts,
18:05My personality.
18:07Everything is going on.
18:09But if there's something wrong,
18:11something...
18:12...
18:13...
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18:43I can see what's going on.
18:44you're saying?
18:45So you make me crazy.
18:46But I'm not crazy.
18:47I'm telling you.
18:49I don't know.
18:50I'm crazy.
18:51I'm not crazy.
18:52I...
18:53...
18:54I'm crazy.
19:00I'm so sorry.
19:01I'm so sorry.
19:02I'm so sorry.
19:03I'm so sorry.
21:04Thank you, Nia.
28:45Ali.
33:15Perfect.

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