- 2 days ago
Co-workers question their marriages for a variety of issues, including anger management, child-like spouses and manipulative children.
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00:00:00Shout it like a light switch, yeah, she be on and off
00:00:05And I don't like to argue, nah, but she be going off
00:00:09And I ain't gotta say too much, make her say that I play too much
00:00:13Missed attitude to the room, get dark, took one touch and her face lit up
00:00:17Huh? I'm in here confused, like is she the right one?
00:00:22Come to women, I had a few, but she is not like that
00:00:25She like the quiet before the storm, then thunder and lightning
00:00:29Cause I'm in the dark about everything, can we turn the lights on?
00:00:34Fussing and fighting, to touching and biting
00:00:37From Missed attitude, to Mrs. Excited
00:00:41All this backing is forfeiting, about nothing important
00:00:45Go from seeing our dudes, now we definitely divorced
00:00:49We go from fussing and fighting, to touching and biting
00:00:53Go from Missed attitude, to Mrs. Excited
00:00:57All this backing is forfeiting, about nothing important
00:01:01Go from seeing our dudes, now we definitely divorced
00:01:04God, I hate weddings
00:01:08Would you just come on?
00:01:10I don't even know why you're going, you don't even know the bride or the groom
00:01:12Yes, I do, it's Shea, Ayo's cousin
00:01:14Actually, they're not really cousins, they're more like play cousins
00:01:16You know, but they're very close, okay?
00:01:18You mean your co-worker's play cousin?
00:01:20Yes
00:01:21And I still don't understand why Kayla couldn't come with you
00:01:23This is your weekend to have her
00:01:24You know she had finals, so come on
00:01:26Today, can we lose the sarcasm, please?
00:01:28Ayo's the African guy?
00:01:33Yes
00:01:33So it's going to be an African wedding?
00:01:35No, Shea's not African, right?
00:01:38Now come on
00:01:39Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
00:01:43To join this man and this woman together in holy matrimony
00:01:48What a wonderful day this is
00:01:51And a wonderful blessing of the glory of God
00:01:53What does she do for a living?
00:01:55No, Tim
00:01:55Why is she marrying you?
00:01:58Why are you crying?
00:01:59Because this wedding reminds me of all of my divorces, okay?
00:02:03I can't believe we let Ayo talk soon to come into this damn wedding
00:02:05Girls, get her together
00:02:07Let's together
00:02:07Before I proceed any further, I must ask this one question to the audience
00:02:12Is there anyone here that can show just cause why these two should not?
00:02:17I do
00:02:17I do
00:02:19I do
00:02:20Who are you?
00:02:26Eric, who is she?
00:02:27I've never seen this woman before, but that ain't in my life
00:02:30Maybe you should see this
00:02:32Can you pass this up there, please?
00:02:39This is crazy, Bishop
00:02:43What are we doing?
00:02:45What are we doing in church?
00:02:47Isn't that Eric?
00:02:48Honey, that isn't me
00:02:51Yes, it is
00:02:52No, it's not
00:02:53Oh, yes, you
00:02:54Eric, it's bending to the right
00:02:58Bending to the right?
00:02:59Do you know how many men
00:03:00By rare show of hands
00:03:01How many bend to the right?
00:03:02We got at least six, seven of us in here, okay?
00:03:05Listen, I have never
00:03:06Ever
00:03:07Ever
00:03:07Seen this woman before in my life
00:03:10Okay?
00:03:11So you don't know whose that is, alright?
00:03:13Look at the balls, baby
00:03:14Look at the testicles
00:03:15Bishop
00:03:15Sorry, look
00:03:18Brian, how's Brian?
00:03:18Brian?
00:03:19Brian, is this me?
00:03:20Nah, it's not you
00:03:21You swing to the left
00:03:22Thank you
00:03:23What?
00:03:23How is Brian Rogers supposed to know that?
00:03:25We took showers together in high school
00:03:27Oh, that's cute
00:03:28Whoa, twice
00:03:29It was gym class
00:03:31Stop making it weird
00:03:32Don't lie to me, Eric
00:03:35I've never seen this woman in my life
00:03:38She has an agenda
00:03:39You have an agenda, ma'am
00:03:40What about my agenda, Eric?
00:03:43Can you pass this to the front, please?
00:03:45What is going on here?
00:03:46Is that what I think it is?
00:03:47This is massive
00:03:49This is frightening
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00:04:01Come on, this is craziness
00:04:02Okay
00:04:03This is nice
00:04:03Okay
00:04:04Okay, this one is not you, but this one, definitely you
00:04:08Okay
00:04:09My God, Eric
00:04:10Stop it
00:04:11Stop it
00:04:12Listen, that is the only picture there will ever be of me out there like that, okay?
00:04:18Oh, come on
00:04:20Ladies, put your cell phones down
00:04:22This is crazy
00:04:24I'm not a perfect man
00:04:26Neither are none of y'all
00:04:27I've done some things that I'm not proud of
00:04:30Ooh, remember that time you
00:04:32Brian, shut up
00:04:33Shut it up
00:04:34Just stop it
00:04:35It's not the time
00:04:35Okay
00:04:37This thing right here, honey
00:04:38Take a look at it, okay?
00:04:42This is yours, okay?
00:04:44Look at it
00:04:44Let's look at it together
00:04:45Let's look at it
00:04:46This is hers, okay?
00:04:49From here
00:04:50Until eternity
00:04:52Okay?
00:04:54Until eternity
00:04:55So everybody understand that
00:04:58Let's just do this thing
00:05:00I jump
00:05:01I jump
00:05:01You jump
00:05:02We jump together
00:05:06Okay?
00:05:07Okay
00:05:07Come on, baby
00:05:26Let's do this
00:05:28Get the bishop
00:05:31Come on, get the bishop
00:05:33What about her?
00:05:44Oh, yeah, she'll do
00:05:45She's pretty hot
00:05:46Hey, Dr. J
00:05:50Hi-oh
00:05:51Miss Valerie
00:05:52Hey, uh, sorry we missed the wedding
00:05:56Oh, you weren't there
00:05:57No, we got a little tied up
00:06:01Oh
00:06:01But we're here now
00:06:03You know it's just not right
00:06:06You're right?
00:06:07I mean, that dress Valerie's wearing
00:06:09is totally inappropriate for a wedding
00:06:11Eunice, that is not what I'm talking about
00:06:14Well, what are you talking about, Tamecha?
00:06:15Where is little Isabella?
00:06:16She went to the bathroom
00:06:17Thank God
00:06:19You drag that little girl everywhere you go
00:06:22You do not drag her everywhere
00:06:24Yes, you do
00:06:25And Eunice, we talked about this
00:06:28Boundaries
00:06:29Boundaries
00:06:30And FYI
00:06:31You need to give that little girl some clothes
00:06:33Okay?
00:06:34Because jean jackets don't go with everything
00:06:37Caprendi?
00:06:38That's for you too, Raul
00:06:39Yes, well, uh, welcome
00:06:41Please, um, sit wherever you like
00:06:43Copy that
00:06:45Go, Valinoy
00:06:47Go, go, go
00:06:48Oh, yeah
00:06:50Wasn't that a nice wedding, honey?
00:06:52Si, estu bonita
00:06:54Oye, muy loco
00:06:55Uh, uh
00:06:57Okay, where are the bride and groom?
00:06:59I mean, I don't see him anywhere
00:07:01She was looking for Eric
00:07:03But she couldn't find him
00:07:04Oh
00:07:05I wish her mother were here to see her
00:07:08Because she looked so beautiful
00:07:09Yeah, she did
00:07:11So, April, any new prospects?
00:07:15Are you serious?
00:07:19What?
00:07:20He's cute
00:07:21Okay, well, it was a, uh
00:07:22It was a very nice wedding
00:07:26He thought that was funny
00:07:29No
00:07:30No, no, no, no, he didn't
00:07:33Yeah, it was funny
00:07:34That was not funny
00:07:36Mary should be taken very seriously
00:07:38Come on, man
00:07:41All these women are passing around pictures of the grooms
00:07:44Okay, Aaron
00:07:46Stop it, honey
00:07:47Okay?
00:07:47Are you okay?
00:07:48Calm down
00:07:49I go take this knife
00:07:51And got you like a rabid spider monkey
00:07:54He's just playing
00:07:59I am not playing
00:08:00Yes
00:08:01He was laughing at my cousin
00:08:03I could reach into your nostrils
00:08:07And pull out your vertebrae
00:08:09Hey, hey
00:08:09Is she
00:08:10Is she
00:08:10Is she serious, man?
00:08:12Hey, look
00:08:14Dude, let me go and get you a drink or something, huh?
00:08:16Yes, why don't we have some drinks?
00:08:18Yes
00:08:18Drink would be nice
00:08:20Right?
00:08:21Yeah?
00:08:21Mm-hmm
00:08:22So, uh, what would you like to drink?
00:08:25Ayo?
00:08:26It's Ayo
00:08:26Ayo?
00:08:28Ayo
00:08:29Ayo
00:08:29Ayo
00:08:30I-y-o
00:08:32A-y-o
00:08:33So it's not Ayo?
00:08:37No, goddammit, it's Ayo
00:08:38Oh, dear God
00:08:39I do not wish to correct you again
00:08:41Okay
00:08:44Hmm
00:08:44Yeah
00:08:45Okay
00:08:45Okay
00:08:46I think it's good
00:08:47Now you know
00:08:47Now you know
00:08:48Right
00:08:48Now he knows
00:08:49Yep
00:08:50Everybody's good
00:08:51You wanna maybe
00:08:52Yeah, get a shot
00:08:53No
00:08:53No
00:08:54We're gonna stay
00:08:55The next time I see you
00:08:57I will pull out your upper intestines
00:09:01Through your ass
00:09:02I'll be back
00:09:03Maybe
00:09:04Damn
00:09:10What is this?
00:09:11What is this?
00:09:18Hey, Dr. J
00:09:22Ayo
00:09:23Monica, what's Miss Cavanaugh doing today?
00:09:26Oh, she is getting the dermabrasion and the CoolSculpt treatment
00:09:29I really need to get back there
00:09:31Great, great
00:09:31So, uh, Dr. J, are we still considering my cousin for the opening?
00:09:35Uh, I-I told you, uh, we gotta talk to the other doctors
00:09:38It's not just me that's gonna hire her
00:09:40Yeah, but she really needs a job
00:09:42Yeah, yeah, she's, uh, she's one of the finalists, huh?
00:09:46Oh, good morning
00:09:51Good morning, Dr. Toney
00:09:52So, that was a very, um, entertaining wedding, wasn't it?
00:09:57It kinda was
00:09:58It kinda was, right?
00:10:00Topped all eight of my marriages
00:10:01You do know that that wedding is just the beginning of a very painful, expensive divorce settlement
00:10:07It's not true
00:10:08Oh, it is true
00:10:09Quit with the accent
00:10:10Tell Eunice I'm here
00:10:11Okay
00:10:12She is so negative
00:10:15No, Kenneth just filed, so she hasn't been in the best of moods lately
00:10:19Please, how many times has he filed?
00:10:21What, five times?
00:10:22No, I think they are definitely divorcing this time
00:10:25Believe it when I see it
00:10:26Did my 11.30 cancel?
00:10:29Yes, they did
00:10:30Okay, I think we need
00:10:31Excuse me
00:10:32I think we need to bill her for a visit anyway, okay?
00:10:36Dr. Sneacher told me to tell you she's in
00:10:38Oh, very good
00:10:39Okay, thank you
00:10:40I think somebody's hitting that Novocaine again
00:10:43I think she's addicted to that stuff
00:10:45She's crazy
00:10:45I don't see how she and Dr. Tanisha ever shared a dorm room together
00:10:49Because they're both cray-cray
00:10:51I heard that you guys were looking for a new office
00:10:54Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:10:55Well, I'm just saying
00:10:56You got crazy people sleeping in sleeping bags
00:10:58Walking through here all day
00:10:59Clinical psychology, dermatology, dentistry
00:11:02They just don't go together
00:11:03They do economically
00:11:05Doctors are so cheap
00:11:07And that Dr. Bougie in there
00:11:08I can't stand her
00:11:10She works for my nerves
00:11:11Oh, really?
00:11:12She's having another divorce party this Saturday
00:11:14Oh, I'm there
00:11:15Oh, yeah, I thought so
00:11:16I'll see you in a minute
00:11:18Bye
00:11:18This camera is going to kill on Thanksgiving
00:11:23How long has your dad gone?
00:11:25Two months
00:11:26Two months, where'd he go?
00:11:27Dubai
00:11:28Dubai
00:11:28Eric, can you put the camera down for two seconds?
00:11:31I'm in the middle of some incredible things right now
00:11:34We need to be on our own
00:11:37What?
00:11:41Wow, your dad
00:11:42What, he wants to stop?
00:11:44What is his problem?
00:11:45Are you serious?
00:11:46I'm an incredible guy
00:11:47He is not asking us to leave
00:11:49So what's the problem?
00:11:50We need our own place
00:11:51He's never here
00:11:55I want us to have our own place
00:11:57Oh my gosh, then you need us to save up
00:11:59No, I need you to get a full-time job
00:12:01I am a contractor
00:12:05Just like your father
00:12:07We're peers
00:12:07No, no, no, you're not peers
00:12:09My father does contract work for the government
00:12:11And you do contract work for clubs
00:12:14Say cheese
00:12:15Puss in boots
00:12:16Can we get a puss in boots?
00:12:17I love it
00:12:18I love it
00:12:19Showing a little cakeage
00:12:20Showing a little cakeage
00:12:22Do you know
00:12:24How hard it is
00:12:26To get Drake
00:12:27Wow, you actually look really
00:12:29Really good in this light
00:12:30I don't even want to look at you
00:12:32Well, I'm going to look at you
00:12:33Since you don't want to look at me
00:12:35Well, let's look at you, Shay
00:12:36Fine, let's look at me
00:12:37So I had four interviews last week
00:12:39And three the week before
00:12:40What have you done?
00:12:42None, but I'm consistent
00:12:43It's about consistency
00:12:45You know what I'm saying?
00:12:46That's what it's really about
00:12:48Okay
00:12:49It's all a big joke to you
00:12:51That's your problem
00:12:52No, no, it wasn't a joke
00:12:52Hey, babe
00:12:53I don't like when you get all riled up
00:12:55Okay
00:12:56I'm sorry, I will start looking
00:12:58Seriously?
00:13:00Seriously, baby
00:13:01I love you
00:13:02I love you
00:13:03Look at you
00:13:04Okay, how can I not love this face?
00:13:06Look at it
00:13:06Who else do you love?
00:13:09Tell them
00:13:10I love Monty Python
00:13:13You have to say who, mister?
00:13:15I love Mr. Monty Python
00:13:19You have awakened
00:13:21Mr. Monty Python
00:13:24He's fully erect
00:13:26Your father is going to be your granddad
00:13:28Eunice, this is ridiculous
00:13:41Seriously
00:13:42You have got to come to grips with this
00:13:44You have got to stop self-medicating
00:13:46Shut up, girl
00:13:47You know I'm not into meditating
00:13:49And that yogurt stuff is for the birth
00:13:51You shouldn't be calling the kettle black
00:13:53You know what?
00:13:53Get you and your black kettle
00:13:54And get on out of here
00:13:55I have a patient coming in here
00:13:56In one minute
00:13:56Go
00:13:57Listen
00:13:57I think I found a perfect guy for you
00:14:01He's a patient of mine
00:14:02Eunice, honey
00:14:04One, I'm not divorced
00:14:05Two, I said stop with the hookups
00:14:07Since med school
00:14:08Stop it!
00:14:09Shut up, bitch
00:14:09I think this might be the one, though
00:14:11Look at me, okay?
00:14:15I love you
00:14:16But clearly
00:14:16I don't need your help
00:14:18Okay?
00:14:19You know what?
00:14:20Check my track record
00:14:21Didn't I hook you up
00:14:22With your last three husbands?
00:14:24That's why I don't need your help
00:14:25Listen, this is a great guy
00:14:27He's got dimples
00:14:28He works with my husband
00:14:29And guess what else?
00:14:30What?
00:14:33Never been married
00:14:34You've never been married?
00:14:39Never been married
00:14:40How old?
00:14:41Around 40-ish
00:14:41Gay?
00:14:42No
00:14:42When?
00:14:42He's here right now
00:14:43I'm gonna call you
00:14:43Damn you!
00:14:52Escobar
00:14:52This is my friend
00:14:54Dr. Tanisha
00:14:55Smile, let her see your dimples
00:14:57I've been working on them
00:14:59Aren't his dimples to die for?
00:15:00He works with my husband
00:15:02He just loves black women, girl
00:15:03That's chicas, that's niggas
00:15:05Like you
00:15:05You can thank me later
00:15:07Okay, that's it
00:15:08I want you and Chico and the man
00:15:10To get out of here now
00:15:11Go!
00:15:12His teeth look awful
00:15:12Get out!
00:15:13Come on
00:15:14She's not about this
00:15:15Come on, let's go, baby
00:15:16That's all right
00:15:16You know what?
00:15:17You're gonna need some lettuce one day
00:15:19And I had you all hooked up
00:15:20Fine
00:15:21Let's go, baby
00:15:22Voice, voice, voice, voice
00:15:32Let's see
00:15:33Let's see
00:15:33Oh, no, Russ
00:15:34You got a little corner there
00:15:35Here you go
00:15:36Drink up
00:15:37Go see you, Daddy
00:15:41Go
00:15:41Hey, Daddy!
00:15:49Hey, Daddy!
00:15:51Where are your shoes at?
00:15:54Stop, Georgia
00:15:55You know the rules
00:15:56Where are their shoes at?
00:15:58If you're talking about the shoes
00:15:59That I bought them last week
00:16:00They're in your house
00:16:01And this whole game you play
00:16:03And sending them home
00:16:04With their old shoes
00:16:05While you keep the new ones
00:16:06So lame
00:16:08Let's shoot, shoot, shoot
00:16:10Hey, Eric
00:16:12Hey, Georgia
00:16:12You're so petty
00:16:14You're so petty
00:16:14Boys, calm down
00:16:16I gotta go
00:16:18I gotta put them down for a nap
00:16:19All right
00:16:20You gave them an energy drink?
00:16:25You gave them an energy drink
00:16:26You got a new TV?
00:16:29No, it's the same TV I've always had
00:16:31So you can't pay your child support on time
00:16:33But you got a brand new TV
00:16:34It's not a new TV!
00:16:36It's the same TV, Georgia
00:16:37It's not even high def
00:16:38I gotta go
00:16:39I'll be back to pick them up at 9
00:16:42Hey, I got plans tonight
00:16:44Did you buy that hat on purpose?
00:16:55Hey, Brian
00:16:56He's taking pictures again, man
00:16:57A lot of them
00:16:59BJ
00:16:59I told you
00:17:01Stop taking pictures of all my stuff
00:17:02BJ, bring me the phone
00:17:04Give me the phone
00:17:07How do you delete the pictures?
00:17:10Swipe, you swipe
00:17:11Is that a Samsung?
00:17:12Your mom's not taking me back to court
00:17:14Russell, hold on
00:17:18Oh, come on
00:17:21She's got you wearing a wire
00:17:23Check the dog
00:17:25Yep, dog's wired
00:17:29Come on
00:17:31Come on
00:17:37Where are you going, Mom?
00:17:39Your dad and I are going to a party
00:17:41Step
00:17:42Your stepdad and I
00:17:45Can I go to Cheryl's?
00:17:48No
00:17:48Can I?
00:17:50Mom?
00:17:51Well, as long as there are no boys there
00:17:53Oh, come on, Aaron
00:17:57She's responsible
00:17:58Really, Monica?
00:18:00Really?
00:18:01She's not using anymore
00:18:02You know that
00:18:03Well, you don't know what she does
00:18:05When she goes to her father
00:18:06She seems to be
00:18:08Staying here more often than not
00:18:10I mean, do you
00:18:10Have custody
00:18:11Or does he?
00:18:13Oh, Aaron
00:18:14You guys need to
00:18:15Stick to the arrangement
00:18:17And you need to stop overruling me like that
00:18:20Honey, I wasn't doing that
00:18:22Well, you
00:18:23Let her disrespect me on the regular
00:18:25She's a teenager, Aaron
00:18:26She's still trying to adjust
00:18:27This is all still very new for her
00:18:29All of what is new?
00:18:31She's still trying to process the divorce
00:18:32You can't be serious
00:18:33She's not seven or eight
00:18:35She's going on 19 years old
00:18:37Okay, I was reading Iyanla Benzant
00:18:39And she was saying
00:18:40That generally, it takes girls longer
00:18:42To come to grips with all of this
00:18:43She only comes over here
00:18:44To make me miserable
00:18:45And you don't seem to have a problem with it
00:18:47Okay, now, come on
00:18:49That's not fair
00:18:50Well, it's not fair
00:18:51I've done everything in my power
00:18:53To get along with her
00:18:54You know what?
00:18:55Mm-hmm
00:18:55She'll come around
00:18:56All right
00:19:01Mm-hmm
00:19:02Okay
00:19:02Yep
00:19:03If you say so
00:19:04And that's eight
00:19:14Eight what?
00:19:16The eighth Negro to walk by
00:19:17So not acknowledge us
00:19:19What?
00:19:19Come on
00:19:20A white woman will become invisible
00:19:21Oh, do you think this?
00:19:23That's not a problem
00:19:23And that's nine
00:19:25Okay, you're tripping
00:19:25I don't even want them
00:19:28I've literally lost your mind
00:19:28But this looks like
00:19:29Interracial couple convention
00:19:30Oh, stop
00:19:31You gotta relax
00:19:32You just got to
00:19:33Oh, this dude
00:19:34Second time he's walked by me
00:19:36He's with someone
00:19:37Excuse me
00:19:37Excuse me
00:19:39Do you notice me?
00:19:42Am I invisible to you or something?
00:19:45Okay, what?
00:19:46Hello?
00:19:46What's your problem?
00:19:48I'm not the one with the problem
00:19:49Shh
00:19:49Girl, I don't like this interracial stuff either
00:19:51Raul
00:19:52Isabel
00:19:53Let's go find the bar
00:19:54Underlay
00:19:55Underlay
00:19:55Why is there a child at the party?
00:19:58It's a bit weird
00:19:58I just saw what went down
00:20:01And you're right
00:20:02Oh, Jesus
00:20:03There are too many brothers out there
00:20:04Not realizing they need to stay at home
00:20:05You know what I'm saying?
00:20:06No
00:20:06I don't
00:20:08Talk about staying at home with the sisters
00:20:10You need to relish in the fact
00:20:12That a strong, beautiful black woman
00:20:13Needs to be cherished
00:20:14Boy, bye
00:20:16Who is that nut?
00:20:20He could have been your soulmate
00:20:21And you just let him go
00:20:22He was the best man at the wedding
00:20:23You got jokes
00:20:24He's Eric's friend
00:20:25I remember
00:20:26They're pretty different
00:20:27They're really funny
00:20:27How you liking marriage?
00:20:29It's cool
00:20:30It's cool
00:20:30It was a very beautiful wedding
00:20:32Hey, you and Joe got a problem?
00:20:37Yo, who's
00:20:38Yo
00:20:39Hey, yo
00:20:39Who works with your wife?
00:20:41The man over there
00:20:42Looking at you
00:20:42Oh, hey, yo
00:20:44Nah, I don't have a problem with him
00:20:46He might have a problem with me
00:20:47He gets a little heart strong
00:20:49I'll be on that trail
00:20:50He's my wife's cousin
00:20:51Play cousin
00:20:54That's hilarious, man
00:20:57He's coming up
00:21:07He's coming over here
00:21:08You know him, right?
00:21:09Be cool
00:21:09No sudden movements
00:21:10Hey, yo
00:21:12What's up?
00:21:13Nothing
00:21:14Yeah, hey, yo
00:21:15It's IO to you
00:21:17Okay
00:21:17I saw you staring at me
00:21:19Actually
00:21:21You staring at me
00:21:22No, I wasn't
00:21:24Yes, you were
00:21:24No
00:21:25Yes
00:21:25No
00:21:25Yes
00:21:26No
00:21:27No
00:21:27Yes
00:21:28Guys, miscommunication
00:21:29He insulted you and your wife
00:21:32Man, that's not true, man
00:21:34Are you calling me a liar?
00:21:36Look, man
00:21:36You don't know me
00:21:38I will take a butter knife
00:21:40Insert it into your ear canal
00:21:42Pull out your appendix
00:21:44And slap you silly with it
00:21:45Time for me to move, man
00:21:49Yeah, yeah
00:21:49It's good to talk to you
00:21:50I can do that to you
00:21:52I'm quite capable
00:21:53He's taking you completely serious right now
00:21:56You see, you believe me
00:21:57Hey
00:21:57Oh, hey
00:21:59Yo
00:22:00It's a party
00:22:02Come on
00:22:03Who do you think you're talking to?
00:22:06You marry my cousin
00:22:07You think you can talk to me any kind of way?
00:22:09Absolutely not
00:22:10Come on
00:22:11Eric
00:22:11With a small incision below your belly button
00:22:15I can pull out 20 feet of your intestines
00:22:18Put them in a pot
00:22:20And make chitlins out of them
00:22:21Why?
00:22:25Jesus
00:22:26Oh, my God
00:22:28I don't get here
00:22:30I don't understand why
00:22:31Oh, man
00:22:35That's a party
00:22:36Oh, my gosh
00:22:40You
00:22:40You are
00:22:41Incredible
00:22:42Well, thank you
00:22:44I know who you are
00:22:46You don't know who I am
00:22:47Uh-huh
00:22:47How do you know who I am?
00:22:48I was at your reception
00:22:49Oh
00:22:50Stop it
00:22:51It was nice
00:22:52You can't talk because you're married
00:22:54Come on
00:22:55Of course we'll talk
00:22:56I'm a grown-ass man
00:22:57Oh
00:22:57We're talking now
00:22:58Yeah
00:22:59So
00:22:59What do you do?
00:23:01I am a, um
00:23:02I'm a freelance photographer
00:23:03Really?
00:23:04Yeah, yeah, really
00:23:05Where can I see your work?
00:23:07I have some right here on the phone
00:23:09Okay
00:23:09Yeah
00:23:10Yeah
00:23:10Whoa
00:23:11Oh, God
00:23:13Lord
00:23:13I didn't mean for you to see that
00:23:15That's yours?
00:23:16Yeah
00:23:17Have you even seen anything that big?
00:23:19It's aggressive
00:23:20But, you know
00:23:22You've been given a gift
00:23:24You think so?
00:23:25Oh, yeah
00:23:26Do you know what to do with it?
00:23:28Pfft
00:23:28I mean
00:23:29There's only one way to find out, right?
00:23:32Right?
00:23:33No
00:23:33Show and prove, eh?
00:23:36Show me
00:23:36Oh
00:23:37I'm from the show me state
00:23:42Look at your girl
00:23:44Mm
00:23:45Okay
00:23:46I don't
00:23:46Is she broken down yet?
00:23:47No, I don't believe so
00:23:48Oops
00:23:49Spoke too soon
00:23:50What?
00:23:52Kenny, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:23:55Sorry
00:23:56No, you told me
00:23:57That you
00:23:58Were coming
00:23:58And now, now, now, now, now, now, now
00:24:00Now, you're seeing
00:24:00That, that
00:24:01You're not
00:24:02And I don't
00:24:02Hello
00:24:02Hello?
00:24:03Hello?
00:24:04He hung up
00:24:05Don't
00:24:05No, no, sometimes a reception
00:24:06No, no, no, no
00:24:06No, honey
00:24:07Stop
00:24:07No, no, it's not the reception
00:24:08It's fine
00:24:09He hung up
00:24:09It's okay
00:24:10No, don't call him back
00:24:11Stop it
00:24:11I am calling him back.
00:24:11Don't call him back.
00:24:12Stop it!
00:24:13What is wrong with you?
00:24:14It's my freaking phone.
00:24:15It's my freaking party.
00:24:17You're right.
00:24:17You're right.
00:24:18You're right.
00:24:18What are you staring at?
00:24:19Drink up.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:20Drink up.
00:24:21Drink up.
00:24:21Drink up.
00:24:23Hi.
00:24:23Hi.
00:24:24Kenneth, it's me, okay?
00:24:26Listen, I just want you to know that no one, no one hangs up on me.
00:24:31Don't you ever hang up on me.
00:24:33Do you hear me, Kenneth?
00:24:34Okay, you call me back right this instant.
00:24:37Do you hear me?
00:24:39Do you hear?
00:24:39It's his voicemail.
00:24:40Yeah, okay.
00:24:40So let's give him some time.
00:24:42Okay, no, no.
00:24:42Let's give him some time now.
00:24:43I'm fine.
00:24:43Okay, just have a seat.
00:24:44Give him some time.
00:24:45I'm fine.
00:24:45Just give him some time, honey.
00:24:46Okay, okay?
00:24:47We'll call you back.
00:24:47I'm going to call Seth's back.
00:24:48Oh, no, no, no.
00:24:49Not anymore.
00:24:50Don't call him back anymore.
00:24:50Just don't call him back.
00:24:51No, I'm back.
00:24:51No, no.
00:24:52Don't call him back.
00:24:53Don't call him back.
00:24:54No, no.
00:24:55You phone, Monica!
00:24:57Okay.
00:24:58What are you looking at?
00:24:59Huh?
00:25:00Drink your freaking martini and leave me the hell alone.
00:25:01Okay.
00:25:02Hey.
00:25:03Hey, baby.
00:25:04It's, it's, uh, it's, it's, it's me.
00:25:05I just, uh, wow.
00:25:07I, I honestly just, I just want to say that, um, you know, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:25:11I, I am so sorry for, uh, for raising my, my voice.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:22And I just thought we decided to not make this a divorce party when in actuality, it is a
00:25:29divorce party after all.
00:25:30Right?
00:25:30So, um, basically what I want you to know, uh, Kenny, is that, that I'm here and that,
00:25:36and that, um, I'm not going to leave and that I'm going to be here.
00:25:38So whenever you're ready to come, baby, it's all good.
00:25:40The door is open.
00:25:41We're here.
00:25:42We're going to be having the party all night long.
00:25:44Hang on.
00:25:44Kenny, um, okay.
00:25:47Okay.
00:25:49I love you.
00:25:50I know exactly what you're doing.
00:25:52I know exactly what you're doing.
00:25:53You're sitting on that little couch of yours.
00:25:55Okay.
00:25:55And you're pressing ignore.
00:25:57That's what's happening here.
00:25:58I love you.
00:25:59And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
00:26:01and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I'm sorry.
00:26:02I know.
00:26:02You see my car.
00:26:05All right.
00:26:05And you're sitting with that little whore, little sloppy, ugly, freaking hobbit,
00:26:10tramp of yours.
00:26:11Okay.
00:26:11That you left me for.
00:26:13Stop it.
00:26:13You stop it.
00:26:14Stop it.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:15Honey, let me tell you something.
00:26:16Let me tell you something.
00:26:17You know, apparently you forgot.
00:26:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:26:20So if you, you know, if you just, if you just, if you would just stop, stop ignoring me.
00:26:24Honey, don't touch me.
00:26:26Okay.
00:26:26And pick up the phone.
00:26:28We could, we could have some closure and we could talk about this.
00:26:32Bye.
00:26:32All right.
00:26:32He knows that's much better.
00:26:33Bye.
00:26:33Honey, that's much better.
00:26:35Much, much better.
00:26:35Now let's go get a drink.
00:26:36Okay, honey.
00:26:37Come on.
00:26:37Just relax.
00:26:38Let's get a drink.
00:26:39All right.
00:26:39Come on.
00:26:39Come on.
00:26:41Oh, no.
00:26:41Not again.
00:26:42Don't come near me.
00:26:43Don't come near me.
00:26:44It's fine.
00:26:45I'm fine.
00:26:47I'm fine.
00:26:48The ring's good.
00:26:49It's good.
00:26:50It's good.
00:26:50Everything's good.
00:26:51I'm good.
00:26:51It's his voicemail.
00:26:52Okay.
00:26:53Hey, Kenny.
00:26:55It's me.
00:26:56Uh, Tanisha.
00:26:57I just called.
00:26:58I know it's your voicemail.
00:26:58I know exactly what you're doing.
00:27:00Okay.
00:27:00I'm on you.
00:27:01Okay.
00:27:01I know exactly what's going on here.
00:27:02And I know that you pressed ignore.
00:27:05You want to sit there like a freaking big man and not pick up the phone.
00:27:10Well, you know what?
00:27:11No, no, no, no.
00:27:12It's all good.
00:27:12I know what you're trying to say.
00:27:13Even though you're not saying it, you're not even mad enough to pick up the phone.
00:27:16You know what?
00:27:17No, no.
00:27:17My man, my soon-to-be ex-man, has a little one.
00:27:21That's right.
00:27:22His little can't get hard because this woman makes more money than him.
00:27:26You a damn coward, boo.
00:27:29You a little boo-fet.
00:27:30I lied.
00:27:31I lied.
00:27:31I could remove all the skin from your body and make a love seat with it.
00:27:49Will you stay away from me, man?
00:27:52Yeah, you know your co-worker, Ayo?
00:28:03Yeah.
00:28:03Ayo.
00:28:05Yes, Ayo.
00:28:05He is a piece of work.
00:28:08What happened?
00:28:09He keeps threatening me.
00:28:11Oh, come on, Aaron.
00:28:12He's not being serious.
00:28:13He told me he could remove all the skin from my body and make a love seat with it.
00:28:18Really?
00:28:19Yes, you think we can make that up?
00:28:21What's up with that guy?
00:28:24Aaron, I want to ask you a question.
00:28:30Monica.
00:28:31Aaron, which way did Kenneth go?
00:28:33Did you see him?
00:28:34I don't know.
00:28:34I haven't seen him.
00:28:35Did he go?
00:28:35No, he was...
00:28:36I don't know.
00:28:36I think I'll just try to...
00:28:38Oh, wait.
00:28:38There he is.
00:28:38There he is.
00:28:38I don't know who kind of car he drives.
00:28:41Something is wrong with you.
00:28:42Kenneth!
00:28:45Hey, Kenneth.
00:28:46Kenneth, honey, just fall over.
00:28:47Okay?
00:28:48Baby, I'm sorry.
00:28:49All right?
00:28:50I don't know what happened to me.
00:28:51I just got to lose it when I drink too much.
00:28:53Kenny, just pull over.
00:28:54Kenneth!
00:28:55Kenneth, pull over!
00:28:58Kenny!
00:28:58All right, fine.
00:29:02Fine.
00:29:03Just go.
00:29:10Kenny!
00:29:11Baby, please!
00:29:12That's your friend.
00:29:13Look after me, honey!
00:29:15So, what's up?
00:29:18You promise you won't get mad?
00:29:19No.
00:29:22What is it?
00:29:25I want Kayla to come live with us full-time.
00:29:31So, what, what, what?
00:29:34She's not getting along with your ex anymore, huh?
00:29:36Well, I mean, that's part of it.
00:29:37But really, we don't have a choice.
00:29:39Look, just, why don't you just say you'll give it a try?
00:29:44Look, my, my answer would be the same as it was last month.
00:29:51No.
00:29:51I don't want you.
00:30:01I don't want you.
00:30:01We don't want you.
00:30:02You're appointment with Dr. Tanisha is tomorrow.
00:30:29I'll wait.
00:30:30Yeah, but your appointment is tomorrow, as in 24 hours from now.
00:30:42Never mind.
00:30:43Have a seat.
00:30:44Do I have to call the police?
00:30:48Not yet.
00:30:49Your two o'clock appointment has already been prepped.
00:30:52Oh, thank you so much for doing that.
00:30:54Oh, and she got the job.
00:30:56Who?
00:30:57Shay, my cousin.
00:30:58Hmm?
00:30:59She'll be floating amongst all of the doctors.
00:31:00Oh, that's great.
00:31:02And April, you are a true friend.
00:31:05What?
00:31:06I know you put in a good word for her.
00:31:09Oh, I've done all the Hollywood stars.
00:31:13You look like a movie star.
00:31:15Just look up my wall.
00:31:16Baby, I've done CeeLo Green.
00:31:18I've done Eddie Griffin.
00:31:19I've done Nene Leakes.
00:31:20You know how big her mouth is.
00:31:23And I did Steve Harvey.
00:31:24That took me all day.
00:31:26So now, look.
00:31:27They're not too big.
00:31:28Look at that beautiful smile.
00:31:29You look like Superbado.
00:31:30You know, her head is still growing, so her head has got to grow into her teeth.
00:31:36Actually, I'm saving you money, because the worst thing that could happen is that her head outgrow her teeth.
00:31:41Then her teeth will look like little Tic Tacs, and that's no good for anybody.
00:31:45That's no good at all.
00:31:46Okay, well, have a nice day.
00:31:49Enjoy your new teeth, bright smile.
00:31:52Can I schedule you guys another appointment?
00:32:00I'm gonna go check on Dr. Eunice.
00:32:05Monica, come here!
00:32:06What's wrong?
00:32:07Now let go!
00:32:09Let it go.
00:32:11What's wrong, Eunice?
00:32:13Everything.
00:32:15I'm not happy.
00:32:17You need to stop injecting that nookin into your jaws and inhaling that stuff, Mama.
00:32:21Business is slow.
00:32:23Everybody said this teeth cappington was gonna bring dentistry back.
00:32:27And my marriage sucks.
00:32:29Oh, but I thought you said that you and Ro were happy.
00:32:32Hmm.
00:32:33Girl, I no comprende what he's saying half the time.
00:32:38His English is pretty bad.
00:32:39But come on, Eunice.
00:32:40I mean, you could have a patient that's gonna be here in 20 minutes.
00:32:42You gotta get it together.
00:32:43Let's go.
00:32:44And I'm tired of watching him play soccer in the park all weekend, too.
00:32:49We just don't have that missing comment anymore.
00:32:52Come on, baby!
00:32:55All right, honey.
00:32:56Oh!
00:32:57Go, baby!
00:32:58Yeah!
00:32:59That's right, baby!
00:33:00Yeah!
00:33:01100, honey.
00:33:02That's right.
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:13I don't know what's your problem.
00:33:15I don't know what's going on.
00:33:16I don't know what's going on.
00:33:17Come on.
00:33:18I don't resist those blacks.
00:33:21I heard that.
00:33:22What?
00:33:23I heard you say something about niggas.
00:33:25You talking about me, bitch?
00:33:26No, I understand.
00:33:27No, ain't nobody ask you about car insurance.
00:33:29You comprendo just fine.
00:33:31What's your problem?
00:33:32What are you talking about me for?
00:33:34I ain't got nothing to you.
00:33:35You need to kick the tamale ass right where you are before you get jacked up.
00:33:39We're all one-looking king, baby.
00:33:41You're all number.
00:33:42You got your little squad over here.
00:33:44Don't make me stick my head on you.
00:33:46She'll kick you in the ankles.
00:33:48Afrita!
00:33:49Afrita!
00:33:50Afrita!
00:33:51Afrita!
00:33:52Afrita!
00:33:53Afrita!
00:33:54Afrita!
00:33:55Well, you know what?
00:33:56You need to remember the things that you like about each other and stop focusing on things
00:34:00you don't like.
00:34:01Exactly.
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:03Be right.
00:34:04You know, our 14-month anniversary is coming up this weekend.
00:34:08Aw.
00:34:09Yay.
00:34:10Congratulations.
00:34:11I remember when...
00:34:13Get off of that.
00:34:14I remember when we first met.
00:34:17I was standing in line at 7-11 and he started talking to me, speaking that Spanish.
00:34:23I thought it was so sexy.
00:34:26And then I bought him a bag of Doritos and a banana.
00:34:30But I knew that language barrier was going to be a problem.
00:34:35I knew it.
00:34:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Eunice, love has no barrier.
00:34:40That's right.
00:34:41I am a little bit older than he is.
00:34:43You're right.
00:34:46You know, he's really a good single father, too.
00:34:49Mm-hmm.
00:34:50You know, that little girl in here, she's just as cute as a bonus alto.
00:34:54So sweet.
00:34:55Look, really, I'm the biggest on my nerves.
00:34:58Yeah.
00:34:59No, I know she be talking stuff about me in Spanish when she thinks I don't know.
00:35:04But I ain't no care.
00:35:05I'm not stupid, okay?
00:35:06Come on here.
00:35:07Get up so that we can go wash your face.
00:35:08No, I don't want to.
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10Come on, Eunice.
00:35:11What kind of Novocaine did you take?
00:35:12It's two cc's.
00:35:13It's nothing.
00:35:14You took more than that.
00:35:15Your face looks ridiculous.
00:35:16Well, I look better than your ass.
00:35:18Exactly.
00:35:19Watch her now.
00:35:20I'm not going to wash your face.
00:35:21You keep that up.
00:35:22I'm not going to wash your face, you keep that up.
00:35:51Get out of my house.
00:36:17Get out.
00:36:18Now.
00:36:19What are you doing?
00:36:23I need to be asking you that.
00:36:25What are you doing?
00:36:26That was embarrassing.
00:36:27I'm going to call your mother.
00:36:29Call her.
00:36:30I don't care.
00:36:31You walk in here making people leave, you do know that I live here now.
00:36:33This is my house.
00:36:34So what?
00:36:35That doesn't mean that you can just walk in here and make me look stupid like that.
00:36:38Look, look.
00:36:39I'm not your daddy, okay?
00:36:41Yes.
00:36:42You're right.
00:36:43You're not my daddy.
00:36:44So you don't have the right to say a damn thing to me.
00:36:49You're high.
00:36:51Again.
00:36:52No.
00:36:53As if it's any of your business?
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:56Yeah, Monica.
00:36:57I need you to come home.
00:36:59Right now.
00:37:00No, no.
00:37:01How far away are you?
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:05She's almost here.
00:37:08If I find drugs in your room, you're going to have a big problem.
00:37:12Don't go in my room.
00:37:14You know what, Aaron?
00:37:15We don't need you.
00:37:16I'm getting sick and tired of you and your little rules.
00:37:18You know, I could say some things to you, Kayla, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.
00:37:22You can't hurt my feelings.
00:37:24Don't you have some carpets to go clean, Mr. Rebound?
00:37:27Mr. Rebound, what are you talking about?
00:37:30Come on, Aaron.
00:37:31Don't play dumb.
00:37:32I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:37:35You're nothing but my mother's rebound man.
00:37:38See, what you don't know is that she begged to get back with my father right after you proposed.
00:37:44Now, don't tell me you didn't know that.
00:37:46Y'all need you to not say another word until your mother gets home.
00:37:49Oh, so the truth hurts.
00:37:52You actually thought that my mom wanted you?
00:37:54That's it, Kayla.
00:37:56No.
00:37:57She's with you because my daddy didn't want her anymore, so she settled.
00:38:06You believe whatever you want to believe.
00:38:08She settled!
00:38:11Mr. Rebound!
00:38:14Go ahead, hit me.
00:38:19Hit me!
00:38:21That's exactly what half a man would do.
00:38:24You are.
00:38:25Hi.
00:38:26Aren't you?
00:38:31What is going on?
00:38:33Your husband just grabbed me and was about to hit me.
00:38:37Aaron?
00:38:39I did not hit her.
00:38:40Look how bad my arm is.
00:38:44Aaron, did you grab her?
00:38:45Her arm is red.
00:38:46I did grab her.
00:38:47But I didn't hit her.
00:38:48I mean, look at her.
00:38:49She's high.
00:38:51You shouldn't have grabbed her, Aaron.
00:38:53Look, I just came home and she had a boy here, hmm?
00:38:56Coming out of her bedroom, obviously doing drugs.
00:38:59Mama, it was Jared, my best friend, and I'm not doing drugs.
00:39:04Jared is her best friend, Aaron.
00:39:07You know what, Monica?
00:39:10I was...
00:39:15Never mind.
00:39:16Where are you going?
00:39:20Don't you worry about that.
00:39:25Let him go!
00:39:33I'm so sorry.
00:39:38To my beautiful queen.
00:39:40You look absolutely hot tonight.
00:39:41Don't you think hot is a bit inappropriate?
00:39:42My bad.
00:39:43So what do you do for fun?
00:39:44Do you ever give up?
00:39:45Nope.
00:39:46So, Eric, how is the job hunting going for you?
00:39:47Oh, it's great.
00:39:48Just picked up a few, uh, freelance contracts.
00:39:50Got my resume floating around out there.
00:39:51It's gone.
00:39:52It's gone.
00:39:53It's gone.
00:39:54That's impossible.
00:39:55I haven't updated it yet.
00:39:56I don't even have the right software.
00:39:57Would you shut up?
00:39:58But you have a lot of bites out there.
00:39:59Right, baby?
00:40:00I just got the, uh, Santa's Village photography gig over at Lennox, which is great.
00:40:03If that goes well, I'm thinking it's gonna go well.
00:40:05Uh, Easter Bunny photography.
00:40:06Wow.
00:40:07Photography gig right around the corner.
00:40:08You know, I just want to weigh my options.
00:40:09You don't want to just, you know, jump in there.
00:40:10Yeah, you just can't squat to chase Daddy's house and wait for the right opportunity to
00:40:16fall into your lap.
00:40:17You are home a lot when I call you.
00:40:18OK.
00:40:19Really?
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:21Really?
00:40:22What?
00:40:23What's your problem?
00:40:24How is that?
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:27You just can't squat to chase Daddy's house and wait for the right opportunity to fall into
00:40:32your lap.
00:40:33You are home a lot when I call you.
00:40:35Okay, really? Really?
00:40:38You are.
00:40:38You have no idea how hard it is in the job hunt for an African-American.
00:40:42You wouldn't know that because you're Caucasian.
00:40:43You are not African. You're American.
00:40:46Okay, let's not get technical, all right? I'm of African descent.
00:40:50Are you calling me a liar?
00:40:51I am calm down.
00:40:52Don't you ever call me a liar.
00:40:54Whoa, I never called you a liar.
00:40:56Technically, you did.
00:40:57Shut up.
00:40:58I will take this knife. I will make a small incision in your spine.
00:41:03A stick it catches mitt on my hand, place it inside of your back,
00:41:07pull out your spleen, and grill it like suya.
00:41:12Excuse me for a second.
00:41:14Let it go.
00:41:15Let the knife go.
00:41:17Some newness. Some new-new is coming into my life right now.
00:41:20Some new-new. I feel it. Lord, thank you, Jesus.
00:41:22Good evening.
00:41:23Good evening.
00:41:24I was having dinner with my relatives over there,
00:41:27and I couldn't help but notice how much prettier this side of the room is.
00:41:32Wow.
00:41:35You guys are stunning.
00:41:37Mm-hmm.
00:41:38Wow.
00:41:39I'm Eric.
00:41:40And I'm Kwan.
00:41:42Kwan.
00:41:42I'm Nikki.
00:41:43Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
00:41:46What is he doing?
00:41:48You know, Eric, Mr. Personality has to stop and talk to everybody.
00:41:52Why do you let him flirt with girls right in front of your face?
00:41:56It's very, very rude.
00:41:58I trust him. Ayo, please relax.
00:42:04I was just going to the bathroom.
00:42:06Uh, enjoy your drinks and stay incredible.
00:42:09Oh, my.
00:42:11Wow.
00:42:13Mm-mm-mm.
00:42:14Oh, he left his phone.
00:42:16Um.
00:42:16Oh, he just went to the bathroom.
00:42:18He'll be right back.
00:42:19Mm.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:25What?
00:42:26You have to look at this.
00:42:28Oh!
00:42:29You think he's gay?
00:42:31You never know.
00:42:32Mm!
00:42:33Excuse me.
00:42:34You guys, did you happen to see an iPhone?
00:42:37It might have fell out of my pocket.
00:42:39I have it.
00:42:39Oh, man.
00:42:42Oh, you guys saw the, you guys saw the pics?
00:42:46Well, we couldn't help but notice it.
00:42:47Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
00:42:49Oh, you shouldn't be embarrassed.
00:42:51You should be celebrated.
00:42:53Mm!
00:42:53Celebrated.
00:42:54Mm-hmm.
00:42:56It is, it is massive.
00:42:58Yes!
00:42:59Yes!
00:43:00Um.
00:43:01Okay, look, actually, we're getting back.
00:43:03Well, maybe you can send me some of those pictures.
00:43:06Stop it, Quan.
00:43:07Good night, good night.
00:43:11But, Jesus, what do you do with me?
00:43:15Woo!
00:43:15I did some ungodly things, and then...
00:43:18So...
00:43:21That was really disrespectful.
00:43:23What are you talking about?
00:43:24We're over there flirting with those women.
00:43:26Shay, really?
00:43:27Really?
00:43:28She was giving me a lead on the job.
00:43:30Stop tripping.
00:43:32Never mind, Eric.
00:43:34Like...
00:43:35So, uh, where were we?
00:43:36We were at you calling me a liar.
00:43:38Yes, that's where we were.
00:43:39Okay, uh, Shay, it's getting late, and can you just stop?
00:43:44I'm uncomfortable the way you're looking at me.
00:43:46You married my cousin?
00:43:48Now you think you can talk to me like some sort of infant?
00:43:51You were a little condescending-y.
00:43:52I.O., this is Shay's celebration?
00:43:55Right.
00:43:56Let's just stable this for now, huh?
00:43:58How about I take you under the table?
00:44:01Stick my hand up your ass.
00:44:03Wow.
00:44:03Grab your colon, pull it out, and make a semicolon out of it.
00:44:08Wow.
00:44:08I put it right here next to the shrimp cocktail.
00:44:13Brian, you coming?
00:44:14No, no.
00:44:14No, you stay.
00:44:15Uh, Shay.
00:44:15You stay.
00:44:16You stay.
00:44:23You're all set.
00:44:29Now he's handsome.
00:44:31He's here to make an appointment with Dr. Tanisha.
00:44:33Well?
00:44:35Let me see his chart.
00:44:38Just to let you know I'm next.
00:44:41Don't make me have to kill you.
00:44:44I'm not going to kill you.
00:44:48Episodic bouts of paranoia.
00:44:51Extreme mood swings when not taking his lithium.
00:44:54I am tired of being single, but not that tired.
00:44:58You know what?
00:44:59I believe there's someone out there for you.
00:45:01Oh, there was this one guy I really liked, but of course he didn't pan out just like all the rest of them.
00:45:05So what was the problem?
00:45:07I mean, he was cool, but he had some transportation issues.
00:45:10No car.
00:45:11He had a car.
00:45:12Okay.
00:45:16You know, he was charming.
00:45:19He was charismatic, handsome, the whole nine yards.
00:45:22But I guess he was just dealing with some legal issues.
00:45:26You lie about everything.
00:45:31I can't believe you didn't remember I don't eat fish.
00:45:34Look, April.
00:45:35Sometimes I get my bitches mixed up.
00:45:37Wait, what?
00:45:38Are you serious right now?
00:45:40Look, all these chicks I got out here, they don't mean nothing to me.
00:45:43That's why I keep it real with them.
00:45:45I tell them the truth because I don't care about their feelings.
00:45:48But you, you're special to me.
00:45:51I love you.
00:45:52That's why I lie to you, to protect your feelings.
00:45:57All these other chicks, they don't mean nothing.
00:45:59And then, now, will you blow me?
00:46:14I don't know, girl, you had like a couple of DUIs or something like that.
00:46:28But anyway, that's old news.
00:46:30What about Brian?
00:46:31The creepy white boy?
00:46:32Yes.
00:46:33I just can't be a hypocrite.
00:46:35How is that?
00:46:37I don't do interracial dating.
00:46:39He is really sweet.
00:46:41He's not a creep.
00:46:42He stared at me the entire time at your celebration dinner.
00:46:46That is creepy.
00:46:48Can we go get some drinks?
00:46:49Yes.
00:46:50Please, thank you.
00:46:59So, this is your place?
00:47:06Yes, of course.
00:47:07Okay, okay?
00:47:12Okay, okay, okay.
00:47:14I think I'm ready for Monty.
00:47:16You ask and you shall receive.
00:47:20Oh, well, hello, Mr. Monty Python.
00:47:25Well, hello, Mr. Bermuda Triangle.
00:47:28Oh, yeah.
00:47:29Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
00:47:39Are you okay?
00:47:40You okay?
00:47:40Are you okay?
00:47:41Yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:47:48You are incredible.
00:47:51I'm okay.
00:47:54Oh, whew.
00:47:57So that's it?
00:47:58Listen, did you hear yourself screaming?
00:48:00No.
00:48:01I'm sure the neighbors, they probably think somebody was over here getting killed, huh?
00:48:05So, you know, I'm sure I took you exactly where you needed to go, young lady.
00:48:13Oh, it was 45 seconds.
00:48:16Excuse me, okay?
00:48:18I know I was up in them thangs for at least 52, 53 seconds.
00:48:21Give or take a second or two.
00:48:22Who's counting, okay?
00:48:24So, before your wear is on, you go ahead and call me and we can start rescheduling for that round
00:48:30too, huh?
00:48:31Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:48:33But until then, let's get on out of here.
00:48:37Okay.
00:48:38Bring the Mariola's on.
00:48:39Let's go.
00:48:43Hey.
00:48:52Aaron, we just need to sit down like a family and talk about this.
00:48:56Yeah, well, I'm tired of talking, okay?
00:48:58You, you made your decision.
00:48:59Aaron, how can you ask me to choose between you and my daughter?
00:49:06I never asked you to choose.
00:49:09You chose.
00:49:09Okay, I'm confused.
00:49:12Yeah, well, I figured you would be.
00:49:14What's that supposed to mean?
00:49:16Hey, look, Monica, Kayla, you know, she said some really hurtful things to me, okay?
00:49:21And you, you choose not to address them.
00:49:23Aaron, Aaron, she's just a kid.
00:49:26Oh, oh, oh, no, no, she, she's far from that.
00:49:28She manipulates you and she, she disrespects me.
00:49:35She, she needs to go back with her father.
00:49:37We can't do that, okay?
00:49:38Just, Aaron, I'm asking you, just come home, okay?
00:49:42Just come home and just, let's talk about this like a family.
00:49:46We are not a family.
00:49:49We are coexisters, all right?
00:49:51I mean, can't you see?
00:49:55From day one, that kid has done everything in her power to drive a wedge between us.
00:50:00And then I, I just don't want to live like this anymore.
00:50:02So what are you saying?
00:50:05I, I, I can't keep walking around my house on eggshells wondering what kind of
00:50:10mess that Kayla's going to stir up next.
00:50:15I'm done.
00:50:18I'm talking about a divorce.
00:50:20I, I need some, some time to think it through.
00:50:27No, no, no, I don't want a divorce.
00:50:30Did you hear me?
00:50:31I don't want a divorce.
00:50:32We can just, we can work through this.
00:50:35I need some time to think it through.
00:50:40I'm tired, Monica, I'm tired.
00:50:45And I, I, I got to get back to work.
00:50:47Look, Aaron, let's go to counseling, all right?
00:50:51I don't want to do that again.
00:50:53Remember Dr. Tanisha.
00:50:55So, Aaron, how did that make you
00:51:01feel?
00:51:01Uh, it made me feel like.
00:51:05He emasculated?
00:51:07No.
00:51:07Demoralized.
00:51:09I, I, I would.
00:51:10Okay, just be quiet.
00:51:12Monica, just stay with me for a second, okay?
00:51:15Aaron, this has absolutely nothing to do with your stepdaughter, okay?
00:51:22Guys like you expect everything to work out for them, you know what I mean?
00:51:27Because that's what mommy did for you, okay?
00:51:31You want your wife to be your mommy, but you should not expect that from her, okay?
00:51:39You couldn't be further from the truth, okay?
00:51:41I, I, I totally disagree with you on that, all right?
00:51:44You what?
00:51:45I disagree.
00:51:46You disagree with me?
00:51:48Yeah.
00:51:48Okay, let me explain something to you, Aaron, okay?
00:51:51All right, I am a licensed clinical therapist.
00:51:58You think I just snatched that little tidbit of information out of the crack of my ass?
00:52:03No, no, shut up, Monica!
00:52:05I'm sorry.
00:52:07Quiet.
00:52:07Okay.
00:52:08Please.
00:52:09Okay.
00:52:09This could be part of the problem.
00:52:10Okay.
00:52:11Okay?
00:52:11We are dealing with Aaron's inner child here, okay?
00:52:15And he wants you to be his mommy.
00:52:18And that is not okay, okay?
00:52:20Because he has yet to grow up and deal with the real challenges of a mature man!
00:52:26No, no, no, just wait a minute.
00:52:28No, no, no.
00:52:28No, no, no, no, no, no, me!
00:52:29Okay?
00:52:29No, no, no, no, no, me!
00:52:30All right?
00:52:31I was married to someone just like this, okay?
00:52:33He just wants me to, to, to match up to the, to the standards of mommy!
00:52:36But that is too much damn pressure to bear, okay?
00:52:38I can't cook.
00:52:38I can't clean.
00:52:39I can't listen.
00:52:40I'm unsupportive.
00:52:40I just can't do anything right. I just can't be like mommy. So you Aaron
00:52:47Don't you just sit there and look at me with that little smug look on your face and disagree with me
00:52:54You need to man
00:52:56You know what you're giving me a goddamn head
00:52:59Migraine let's go. Let's go Monica. Let's go. Don't you go anywhere
00:53:05Sit down
00:53:07Don't let him do it to you
00:53:12Okay, don't because as soon as the truth settles home
00:53:17He's gonna run home. This is what you can do Aaron. You're gonna run home
00:53:21And you're gonna run back to your real wife your mommy so run Aaron run run back, but do don't Monica
00:53:27Don't let him do this to you. Don't do it girl. You're too angry to do this for a living
00:53:37I am not angry
00:53:39You're angry
00:53:41And you're just upset because I see through you you're a mama's boy, and you need to admit it
00:53:50Okay, girl, don't do it. Don't you dare don't you do it look doctor look f y
00:53:57What okay, I never knew my mother okay, I was raised in six different orphanages
00:54:11I think we made some progress here go ahead and I check with april and she'll schedule next appointment, okay, and I don't validate
00:54:19Go on go on. Thank you, honey. Yeah, you're fine. I'll call you later. So counseling is not an option for me
00:54:27I
00:54:29I mean, please just come home
00:54:31All right, just
00:54:34Just come home. Monica look I
00:54:38I'll talk to you later
00:54:51I could hear you in here groveling
00:54:53You need to really consider the voices
00:54:55You need to stay out of adult's business
00:54:57Okay
00:54:58Mama
00:54:59You don't need him
00:55:01You know daddy still wants you. Kayla. I'm not having this conversation with you
00:55:05Oh
00:55:20Oh, she looks nice
00:55:22Oh
00:55:24man
00:55:26Mmm. Come on
00:55:28Hey, Brian. Hey, Shay, where you going? I gotta go out and haul delivery these files
00:55:33Yeah, I got a package I had to deliver around here. So I just thought I'd stop by
00:55:37Okay, cool. Well, I gotta go. Okay
00:55:43Doc
00:55:48Shay
00:55:49Hey. Hey, Dr. J
00:55:50How are you liking it here? I love it here. Yeah? Yeah
00:55:54Good. You know me and the wife were having a little get-together this Saturday at my place
00:55:58You know, maybe you and your husband can swing by
00:56:02Are you having a party?
00:56:04It's more like a
00:56:06a get-together
00:56:08Okay, so what time?
00:56:10Eight-ish
00:56:11Okay
00:56:11You know
00:56:12Uh, it'll give me a chance to get to know you a little bit better
00:56:15I'd like that
00:56:16Me too
00:56:16So great, we'll be there
00:56:17Okay
00:56:18All right, thanks
00:56:19Good
00:56:19See ya
00:56:20Bye
00:56:20Bye
00:56:21Got you all scheduled
00:56:38Look, I am working
00:56:39So I
00:56:40I'm thinking of getting some work done to my teeth
00:56:42Your teeth look fine
00:56:45I'm gonna go for this look
00:56:46I'd like to make an appointment
00:56:49That's my Chris Rock impersonation
00:56:52Did you really need an appointment?
00:56:54Yeah
00:56:55Well, Dr. Eunice doesn't have anything available for at least two weeks
00:57:00I don't
00:57:01I don't want an appointment with her
00:57:03I want one with you
00:57:05Brian, I don't really do
00:57:14Okay
00:57:14Okay
00:57:16Okay what?
00:57:18Let's make an appointment
00:57:20I am available
00:57:22Next month
00:57:23On the 5th?
00:57:24Five o'clock
00:57:25Great
00:57:25I'll just drop this pe-
00:57:26Wait, did you say next month?
00:57:28I'm just playing silly
00:57:30I'll see you at five
00:57:33Get out of here
00:57:37Has he been here the whole time?
00:57:42I'm not gonna do that
00:57:45Just sleep in our bed
00:57:46Aren't you tired of sleeping in the guest room?
00:57:48Monica, look
00:57:49I'm
00:57:51Fine
00:57:53Okay
00:57:55Fine
00:57:55I just
00:57:56I just need to
00:57:57Just need to go to sleep
00:57:59Get some rest
00:58:00I am
00:58:01I'm tired
00:58:03I'll be home soon
00:58:04Yeah
00:58:04Yeah
00:58:05Whatever
00:58:05It's fine
00:58:27Oh
00:58:27Monica stop
00:58:28I don't wanna do it
00:58:29Please stop
00:58:30I'm trying to sleep
00:58:35What the hell are you doing?
00:58:37We already started
00:58:38We might as well finish
00:58:39Girl, get the hell out of here
00:58:43Oh
00:58:44So you're on that Molly stuff again, aren't you?
00:58:47You are so corny
00:58:48You're on that, that, that Molly stuff again
00:58:58You know what, you know what you think is funny?
00:59:00You think
00:59:10What's going on in here?
00:59:11Mama tried to stop him but he just wouldn't
00:59:13What?
00:59:14He made me come in here
00:59:16I, I, what?
00:59:17He started touching on me and trying
00:59:19Monica, look at her eyes
00:59:21She's on that stuff, that, that Molly stuff
00:59:25Get out, all right
00:59:26No, no, no, no
00:59:27Get out
00:59:27No, no, no, no
00:59:28No, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:59:29Get out
00:59:29You, you have to believe
00:59:30You, you just ruined your life
00:59:32You sick son of a bitch
00:59:34Get out
00:59:35Get out
00:59:36Get out
00:59:37Oh my God
00:59:38I have to call the police
00:59:42Oh my God, I can't believe this is
00:59:44This can't be happening
00:59:45Hello
00:59:47Hello, yes, yes
00:59:48I want to report, report an emergency
00:59:55You lied
00:59:58I'm sorry, mom
00:59:59You lied
01:00:02I'm sorry
01:00:04Sorry
01:00:06What's wrong with you, Kayla?
01:00:07Sorry
01:00:08What's wrong with you?
01:00:09Sorry
01:00:12Wait, where are you going?
01:00:14I'm packing your bags
01:00:19So my ex tells me it's after midnight
01:00:20so technically it's the next day
01:00:22She's a mess
01:00:26You're not comfortable being here with me, are you?
01:00:30I'm having a good time, Brian
01:00:32Just, you know
01:00:33It's the interracial thing
01:00:37I'm sorry, Brian, but yeah
01:00:38I understand
01:00:39I understand
01:00:41We can go
01:00:44Check
01:00:55They're ready
01:00:57Georgia, what are you doing here?
01:00:59What's going on?
01:01:00This your new girlfriend
01:01:01Excuse me?
01:01:03I guess he didn't tell you that he's supposed to keep his boys tonight
01:01:06You know damn good and well it's not until tomorrow night
01:01:09Where are their shoes?
01:01:13Good to see you again
01:01:15Hi
01:01:16Come on in
01:01:17Beautiful place
01:01:18Thank you
01:01:19Lace, what is that?
01:01:20What is that?
01:01:20What is that?
01:01:21What is that?
01:01:21Limestone?
01:01:24We can't stay long
01:01:25Are we the first ones here?
01:01:26I feel like I can give you a chance to get dressed
01:01:28Oh
01:01:29Oh no
01:01:29I wear this all the time around the house
01:01:31Let me go get the doctor
01:01:32Okay
01:01:33And I want you guys to have a seat
01:01:34Have a seat
01:01:35Let me get the remote
01:01:36You guys watch television
01:01:37And I want you to relax a little bit
01:01:39Okay
01:01:40I'm lying
01:01:40I'm lying
01:01:41Yeah, I'm lying
01:01:42Ah, I'm lying
01:01:43Look at this high tech remote
01:01:45You didn't tell me you talked to my boss's wife
01:01:47Yeah, at Dr. Tenisha's party
01:01:50God, I just pray you didn't say anything out of line
01:01:52It's like
01:01:54Oh my god, change the channel, baby
01:01:56Okay, I'm trying to
01:01:57What the
01:01:59Go up there and change something
01:02:01Oh my
01:02:07Baby, you can't just like
01:02:09Yeah, just sit down
01:02:10Put it down
01:02:10Like, just fix it
01:02:11I got it, I got it
01:02:15This would be cool
01:02:17Sit down
01:02:17Pull it out, everything's fine
01:02:20All right
01:02:22Hey, Dr. J
01:02:24What's up, guys?
01:02:25You know, I just love Speedos
01:02:26But sometimes you got to make an adjustment
01:02:29Or two
01:02:31Eric, good to see you
01:02:32You know, it's cool
01:02:33It's cool
01:02:34I catch with this one
01:02:34I pitch with this one
01:02:35It's baseball either way, right?
01:02:38There you are
01:02:40Hey
01:02:40Chocolate strawberries
01:02:42Oh
01:02:44As great as those sound
01:02:46We're not going to be able to stay long
01:02:49Well, I know you can't
01:02:50But what about your wife?
01:02:53So, who's coming?
01:02:55Well, if you two stay, it could be all of us
01:03:01What's going on?
01:03:02Listen, we got to leave in a minute
01:03:03Did you say a minute?
01:03:06A minute?
01:03:0750 seconds
01:03:10I'm just trying to figure out what's so funny
01:03:14So, who's going to make the first move?
01:03:17First move
01:03:21Well, I see what this is
01:03:23We don't swing
01:03:24Listen, Eric
01:03:25Why don't you take Val
01:03:26And you guys go out to the guest house
01:03:27And maybe this time you can give her more than a minute
01:03:31If you know what I mean
01:03:33And you, pretty lady
01:03:35You could have a seat right
01:03:38Oh, right here
01:03:38Right here
01:03:39On your knee
01:03:40You want my wife
01:03:41No, no
01:03:42What is going on?
01:03:43And what do you mean this time?
01:03:45Bam!
01:03:47Desensitize the lotion
01:03:48For Mr. Monty Python
01:03:54How does she know who Monty Python is?
01:03:58Because it's a great American classic
01:04:00Everybody who's seen the movie
01:04:01Oh yeah
01:04:02Really, you are so full of it
01:04:03I see
01:04:04Shay
01:04:04Shay
01:04:05Are you sure you want to go?
01:04:07Oh, I'm sure I want to go
01:04:08What about your job?
01:04:10This is
01:04:11What about my job?
01:04:12Well, how do you expect to keep your job if you disrespect me and my wife?
01:04:17How am I disrespecting you?
01:04:20Don't play dumb
01:04:22You knew what was
01:04:25Up
01:04:25And it stays up
01:04:27Shay, I don't think you want to leave
01:04:29Shay, you might enjoy it
01:04:30You expect me and my husband to have sex with you guys?
01:04:34Don't be uptight
01:04:35Come on
01:04:35He's really, really limber
01:04:37Come on
01:04:38Yeah, yeah, limber
01:04:39Oh, yes, dad
01:04:40Oh, yeah
01:04:41Work it
01:04:42Work it
01:04:42Yeah
01:04:43Dr. J, I don't need a job that bad
01:04:49Eric, you can stay
01:04:50You've got a light socket, three prongs, Eiffel Tower
01:04:53Have you ever tried a two-man wheelbarrow?
01:04:55Eric, Oreo?
01:04:57Come on, I'll be the middle
01:04:58Take that lotion, please
01:04:59It's a party
01:05:00Jesus Christ
01:05:06She resigned
01:05:07She got another job
01:05:08This is a court-ordered evaluation
01:05:11She did?
01:05:11Mm-hmm
01:05:11Yeah, she was dealing with some personal issues, too
01:05:16Personal issues?
01:05:17You can have a seat
01:05:20Hey
01:05:20Yeah
01:05:22Yeah
01:05:22Aaron, I'm sorry
01:05:23I'm sorry
01:05:24I'm so sorry
01:05:25Yeah
01:05:26Okay
01:05:27All right, I'll meet you there
01:05:30I love you, too
01:05:32Yeah
01:05:39What's wrong, Monica?
01:05:40I had to put Kayla out
01:05:45Why?
01:05:45You wouldn't believe me if I told you
01:05:49You can't choose, it's not cool
01:05:50Trust me, it wasn't choosing between Kayla and Aaron
01:05:52Well, then why did you put her out?
01:05:54It was necessary
01:05:56It was necessary
01:05:57And it actually had more to do with Kayla than it did Aaron
01:06:00Let's just say some things happen that actually make two people grow closer
01:06:06Sorry
01:06:06Yeah
01:06:07Hey ladies, I guess you heard about my cousin getting a better job
01:06:10Yeah, she got a job
01:06:12Great
01:06:15Wasn't that
01:06:17What was it?
01:06:18She wasn't comfortable working here
01:06:20I wasn't feeling Dr. J
01:06:22You should have warned her he was Dr. Pearl
01:06:23Oh, shh
01:06:24Lower your voice and you could have warned her, too
01:06:26No, it's not just that
01:06:28She's getting an annulment
01:06:30Shut up!
01:06:33Cheating, right?
01:06:34Ding, ding, bingo
01:06:35That wedding should have been a red flag
01:06:37I could really use a drink
01:06:38We're still hooking up for happy hour, right?
01:06:40You feel up to it?
01:06:41Yeah, yeah
01:06:42Feel up to what?
01:06:43Happy hour? After work?
01:06:45I'm sorry, I can't make it
01:06:46My cousin's landing in about an hour
01:06:48Invite him, bring him along, Aaron's coming
01:06:51Ooh, maybe we can introduce your cousin
01:06:54To Ava
01:06:55I don't mind days
01:07:00How old is he?
01:07:01Actually, you and Summer might be good together
01:07:04All right, go ahead
01:07:05But do not make him think it was a setup
01:07:07I'll cut you
01:07:08I will cut you
01:07:09You and Sondra
01:07:11Might be good together
01:07:12I know, I sound exotic
01:07:14I want some Kool-Aid
01:07:16Red Kool-Aid
01:07:18Go home
01:07:21I'll wait
01:07:22We're freshers
01:07:44Go towards the bar, honey
01:07:45All right
01:07:46What is this?
01:07:47There's Ayo
01:07:49And that must be his cousin, Sunra
01:07:52Oh my god
01:07:53Ayo's cousin is so attractive
01:07:58Yes
01:07:59Hello, hello, hello
01:08:00Ayo
01:08:01Hey
01:08:01Hi
01:08:02Monica
01:08:02Nice to see you
01:08:04Nice to see you
01:08:05Hi, I'm April
01:08:09Oh, and I'm Monica
01:08:10Nice to meet you
01:08:11Monica
01:08:11Nice to meet you
01:08:11My husband Aaron
01:08:12Hey
01:08:12Good to meet you
01:08:14So you came all the way from Nigeria
01:08:16How long was your flight?
01:08:1720 hours
01:08:1820 hours
01:08:20And now it was worth it
01:08:25Well, so let's sit, shall we?
01:08:28After you
01:08:29Thank you
01:08:31Thank you
01:08:41Uh, yeah
01:08:41My wife and I will have the mojitos
01:08:43And I'll purchase the first round
01:08:45Oh no, you don't have to do that
01:08:47No
01:08:48I insist
01:08:49It's my way of a formal apology for being so rude and short
01:08:54Well, look, madam, no apology needed
01:08:55Mm-hmm
01:08:56I was talking to her
01:09:01So they will have the mojitos
01:09:03And uh, April, what will you have?
01:09:06I'll have what Sunray's having
01:09:08You like pina coladas?
01:09:10I love them
01:09:12We have so much in common
01:09:15Excuse me, I need to go to the ladies room
01:09:19I need to go to the ladies
01:09:21Oh, me too, I've got to go
01:09:23Thank you
01:09:23Excuse me
01:09:24Gotta go
01:09:31Did your cousin hook you up?
01:09:32Yeah, you hooked me up
01:09:35What is it with American women where they can't go to the bathroom by themselves?
01:09:40They're probably in there snoring cocaine
01:09:43April does cocaine?
01:09:46No
01:09:47No, no, man
01:09:49It's a joke
01:09:50It's a joke
01:09:51You had me worried there for a minute
01:09:52Yeah, a little, uh, African-American human as well
01:09:55You are not African
01:09:57I am African-American
01:09:59Stop saying that there's no such thing
01:10:02Cousin, cousin, relax
01:10:03It's not that big of a deal
01:10:04It is
01:10:05These so-called African-Americans
01:10:08I've never even been to Africa
01:10:09Have you ever been to Nigeria?
01:10:18What's going on?
01:10:21Oh, okay
01:10:22Oh, there you go
01:10:24It's okay
01:10:25Everything's fine
01:10:26Can I propose a toast?
01:10:27Yes, please
01:10:28Glasses up
01:10:30I like to drink to new beginnings
01:10:33New commitments
01:10:35New relationships
01:10:37And new successful business for me here in America
01:10:41And most importantly
01:10:42New potential love
01:10:46I'll drink to that
01:10:50So, um, what is your primary business?
01:10:52You mean, what do I do?
01:10:53Yes
01:10:55I'm a banker
01:10:56Oh, really?
01:10:58Yes
01:10:59Very nice
01:11:00I'm an investment banker
01:11:02And actually, I'm working on a deal that you might find interest in
01:11:05Oh, what's that?
01:11:06Well, at the bank that I work at
01:11:08There is an account with over $40 million in unclaimed funds just sitting there
01:11:13Now, in order to release the funds
01:11:15You must come up with $50,000 for the holding fees
01:11:20Oh, my God
01:11:21So, if I come up with $50,000, how much of the $4 million will I get?
01:11:2765%
01:11:30What?
01:11:34Damn it
01:11:35What's wrong?
01:11:36I had high hopes
01:11:39And then you gonna hit me with the oldest con on the internet
01:11:43So, uh, let me guess, babe
01:11:45You, uh, you're an investment banker, huh?
01:11:50Ayo, I will meet you back at the car
01:11:52I will not sit here and be insulted
01:11:54Don't worry about
01:11:56I can't catch a break
01:11:59No, I didn't know what he did for a living
01:12:01He's like my third or fourth cousin
01:12:03Come on, yo
01:12:05It's I.O. to you
01:12:08Just, uh, just chill out, man
01:12:10Yeah, relax
01:12:14Do you see this butter knife?
01:12:16Mm-hmm
01:12:17I will shove it in your left nostril
01:12:21Go past your nasal cavity
01:12:23Down to your esophagus
01:12:25Take out your lungs
01:12:27And pull them out of your right nostril
01:12:29With precision
01:12:30Here's the butter knife
01:12:39Now what?
01:12:48Bro, come on, man
01:12:50Black lives matter
01:12:51Come on, I'm just
01:12:53I was just
01:12:54Just messing with your brother
01:12:56It's just
01:12:57Come on, it's all love
01:12:59It's all good
01:12:59Just
01:13:00Yeah
01:13:01Uh, Monica
01:13:03You ready to go?
01:13:04Absolutely
01:13:05Yeah
01:13:05Uh, good to meet you, man
01:13:08Good to meet you
01:13:10It's all good
01:13:10Oh, oh, oh
01:14:11The boys are ready to go.
01:14:17You're not supposed to bring them back until tomorrow morning.
01:14:20Technically, it's after midnight, so it is morning.
01:14:24Where are the shoes?
01:14:29Go ahead.
01:14:30Drink up your bowl.
01:15:01I'm not a sex addict.
01:15:08Shady?
01:15:09The papers have been filed already, Eric.
01:15:15I don't want a divorce.
01:15:17It's over.
01:15:19Whatever you need me to do to regain this thing, I'm going to do it.
01:15:24But I can't do it, Eric.
01:15:26You can do it.
01:15:27Why?
01:15:28Yes, you can.
01:15:30Huh?
01:15:31Come on.
01:15:32Come on, Shay.
01:15:33Shay.
01:15:33Shay.
01:15:34Shay Bear.
01:15:35Okay, look.
01:15:35Just take a breather.
01:15:36Just cool off.
01:15:37Shay.
01:15:38Shay.
01:15:39Shay.
01:15:40Shay.
01:15:40Shay.
01:16:01Shay.
01:16:12Shay.
01:16:12Shay.
01:16:12Shay.
01:16:12Shay.
01:16:13Shay.
01:17:44Do you want to get a bite to eat? You hungry?
01:17:51Yeah. Yeah. Let's go.
01:17:53Okay.
01:17:54Okay. I'm going to suck in raw.
01:17:58Hey, Mark.
01:18:06That little girl of his is cute as a taquito.
01:18:10That little girl he's got is as cute as a bowl of beans.
01:18:14That little girl of his is as cute as a bowl of guacamole.
01:18:16So cute.
01:18:17Can I get an appointment?
01:18:19I don't feel nothing like him, do I?
01:18:21I do a really good Weston Snipes, though.
01:18:23You think I should get Botox on my balls?
01:18:25It looks like two hard-boiled eggs.
01:18:27Real smooth.
01:18:28Where are their shoes?
01:18:33If you suck, we'd still be together.
01:18:37Yeah, I'm having a good time, Brian.
01:18:39It's just an interracial thing.
01:18:41Yeah.
01:18:42We can go.
01:18:43Two checks, please.
01:18:46Reset.
01:18:47Be careful.
01:18:47Ah!
01:18:49He's twitching.
01:18:50I'm out of here.
01:18:51I do start twitching.
01:18:52I'm out.
01:18:52Reset, guys.
01:18:53Reset quickly, please.
01:18:54Definitely not getting any quick.
01:18:55Get out.
01:18:57Get out.
01:18:58Get out and take Puyoloco out of here with you.
01:19:01And that looks awful.
01:19:03Come on.
01:19:03She's not about this life.
01:19:04Come on, let's go, baby.
01:19:05That's all right.
01:19:06You know what?
01:19:06I could have had you hooked up on all your saddest.
01:19:09Lettuce.
01:19:09I don't need lettuce.
01:19:10Tomatoes.
01:19:11I'm on my own damn lawn.
01:19:12Lawn of yours, raggedy ass.
01:19:14Head cut.
01:19:16Come on, baby.
01:19:17She's not about that life.
01:19:18She don't know a good man when she's C-wife.
01:19:20Listen, you think you could give me a good deal on some lettuce?
01:19:22Open your eyes.
01:19:24Look at him.
01:19:25Look in his eyes right now.
01:19:26Let's do this exercise.
01:19:27Look in his eyes.
01:19:29Don't you see it?
01:19:31Mommy.
01:19:33Mommy.
01:19:35What?
01:19:35What, April?
01:19:36What?
01:19:36What?
01:19:37Why not good enough for you?
01:19:38Why don't you worry about you?
01:19:39Why don't you worry about getting laid yourself?
01:19:40Okay?
01:19:41Take the edge off you, April.
01:19:42Oh, oh, oh.
01:19:43And the dress is awful.
01:19:44Oh, oh, oh.
01:19:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:46You weren't invited.
01:19:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:47It's fine, April.
01:19:48You're dressed.
01:19:49It's awful.
01:19:49It's okay.
01:19:49No, it's BCBG.
01:19:52You gotta go out tonight.
01:19:53Did you buy that hat on purpose?
01:19:55Black Mary Poppins.
01:19:58Hey, hey, the boondocks are fighting.
01:19:59They're fighting.
01:20:00Wow, wow.
01:20:01This is really happening.
01:20:03This is really happening.
01:20:04I'll be back to get them at nine.
01:20:06Eight.
01:20:06I gotta go out tonight.
01:20:07White people wait.
01:20:08I gotta go out tonight.
01:20:09I gotta go out tonight.
01:20:10I gotta go out tonight.
01:20:11I gotta go out tonight.
01:20:12I gotta go out tonight.
01:20:13I gotta go out tonight.
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01:20:30I gotta go out tonight.
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01:20:33I gotta go out tonight.
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