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00:00It's me!
00:30Yo, what's up everybody, we are here for episode 1 of Mighty 9
00:59so this is another one of Critical Role's campaigns and that's all I know as you
01:07know we don't play Dungeons & Dragons or none of that we we enjoy the shows we
01:12when was the last time you played Dungeons & Dragons a couple days ago bro
01:15this batch okay absolutely not yes yes yes yes yes yes it was Dungeons & Diem
01:20it was Critical Role inspired Dungeons & Diem yeah there's okay
01:24Dungeon Master type stuff going on okay have you ever sat at a table and played
01:28Dungeons & Dragons all right that's what I thought
01:31I answered the question I answered the question just now I answered you
01:36mode of possibility
01:40it's playing thrice
01:43that is a die
02:00do not be afraid my love
02:26do not be afraid my love I will see you again
02:33hello as the body dies the soul lives for eternity with the Luxem oh
02:52oh
02:54oh
02:56oh
02:58oh
03:00oh
03:02oh
03:04oh
03:06oh
03:08oh
03:10oh
03:12oh
03:22oh
03:26oh
03:28oh
03:30oh
03:32oh
03:34oh
03:38oh
03:40We've been breached get the beacon to the vault lock it down now
04:10that's the vault oh god what is it oh
04:34what oh I'm already here
04:40yeah you cloaked everyone
04:51get the beacon
04:52they're about to make a c4 crystal four yes
05:04yeah
05:10well you don't even realize what the fuck just happened you're cooked
05:15right outside yeah outside the vault oh yeah it contained
05:22I got trapped with a blast
05:29that was cool
05:43that was cool
05:50oh shit
05:55oh shit
06:11yo
06:13damn okay you know they're kind of broken
06:20you're kind of broken
06:27yeah
06:34yeah
06:36yeah
06:37yeah
06:39We have bad, so what are your options?
06:43Oh, shit!
06:44Sure, so we got better options than this.
06:49My legs!
06:51That caught my head!
06:53That was the...
06:54Wow, I was already done, just...
06:57Yeah?
06:58Yeah.
06:59Yeah, why him?
07:00Because...
07:01Why him specifically?
07:02Because...
07:03Yeah, he's fine.
07:08Yo, they're fast.
07:09Yeah, I got it.
07:10Gotta morally wound this one.
07:13Shut up!
07:27Yeah, breaking reality is crazy.
07:29Let's die!
07:33Yeah, they can't follow him into the light.
07:41So, were they vampires?
07:43Uh, something similar.
07:44They couldn't follow them into the light.
07:58They said they had our horses ready.
08:00Why is it so quiet?
08:01Stay here.
08:02Edward.
08:03With me.
08:04I'm stabbed.
08:06He's able-bodied.
08:21Yeah?
08:24Oh, shit.
08:25I didn't know what the F you done took.
08:33My God.
08:39Oh, no.
08:40He was followed.
08:42No.
08:43No.
08:44No, no.
08:45I'm not.
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48No.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52No.
08:53No.
08:54it's a trap run run
09:17that's quite a way to start
09:24there's a here
09:54yeah it looks like descendants like some of them like ancestry oh you want to hand out your bum
10:07yeah all right
10:11fucking ouch
10:17that'll do it
10:18having a shitty day huh
10:21yeah that's not dirt
10:22that's doo-doo
10:24no all right bro
10:32hey what are you doing stop it freak he's not doing anything it's bullshit
10:41come on
10:42what the fuck
10:47with the shit face and then
10:51bro you did all that's not mud
10:54it's not mud
10:56it's butt mud
10:59mystic banshee
11:29in daylight oh please see you we see you break it in
11:45the center
11:46mm-hmm
11:47uh oh
11:48my pouch
11:53hey oh when the hell did that happen
11:56huh
11:57that's um
11:58is that vax's voice
12:04that's what i was trying to
12:06i think she sounded like vax to me
12:08that is good call
12:10that's why i was like yeah they're all gonna be reprising their roles but it's different characters
12:15different characters
12:16the main character this time
12:19so i wonder who's voicing this one
12:22probably um
12:24the little one
12:25that'd be ridiculous if they got her to do it again
12:28like switch that shit up
12:30damn
12:37either pike or the one who played your daughter
12:41not vax
12:43the nigga the nigga with the gun
12:45oh percy
12:46percy
12:47yeah
12:48that's who's voice it is
12:49that's that's that's yeah when he talked again just now i was just like wait a minute
12:51i meant to sing percy
12:52yeah
12:53all right give it back you little brat
12:58what if it's the elf that does her voice
13:03it's not either one of them
13:05oh yeah you're right
13:06it's just either one of them
13:07somebody else
13:08is she wearing a mask
13:13let me go
13:15yeah she is
13:16cause her mouth's not moving
13:17oh her mouth's not moving
13:18goblin
13:20please
13:25please
13:32it's just a bag of junk
13:33not to me
13:35it's just a budget bag of junk but you want it
13:42the skin lid
13:43it kind of sounds like skin lid but like a raspy
13:49not to mention the door's trapped
13:52you try to pick that lock again you're gonna get caught
13:59the scanlan it kind of sounds like scaling but like a raspy not to mention the door's trapped
14:06what do you want who me nothing
14:10i'm a goblin refill my flask at the tavern and i'll help you break in
14:19aren't you a little young to be drinking aren't you a little old to smell like shit damn is that it
14:27more alcohol look it's easier for a human to buy it than than someone like me okay
14:33listen i get you into that weird shop and you scratch my itch
14:39all right in that case
14:45you're annoying nigga you stole it again that's crazy what the fuck when i'm skilled bro
14:54when did that happen he gave it back and stole it again oh my god
15:02i just cried in front of you that's fucked up
15:06you can die the living will do anything okay snape
15:09the dark arts
15:12betray even kill just to stay alive
15:19oh the husband
15:22the fear center is found in a part of the brain behind the ear
15:27don't do this
15:31if you turn it off
15:33even their pain becomes quiet
15:39and that is him
15:41why are they doing this
15:43what the fuck
15:45in front of the students
15:47you must come to terms with your own fear
15:50that's fucked up
15:51for you will only be truly invulnerable
15:54when you do not fear death
16:02class dismissed
16:04master ikethon
16:08the king is asking for you
16:11thank you aurelia
16:14prepare a sigil to rex and room
16:16they got his whole chest me out
16:26which is crazy
16:27yeah you're gonna make me feel that
16:37yeah so he could feel the pain
16:39because remember he took the pain away just now
16:41you called for me my king
17:07trent ikethon
17:10at last
17:11as my archmage of civil influence
17:14what would my people say to a war
17:17ah well that would depend on whom you declare war upon your majesty
17:22axiom
17:26the bright queen
17:31king dwendal
17:32yesterday your empire agents crossed the border of the kreen dynasty
17:37defiled one of our holiest temples
17:40and stole a beloved relic from its fault
17:42any one of those crimes would be an act of war
17:46this message is a courtesy bertrand
17:48one with a short fuse
17:50return the relic immediately
17:53or you will witness a war of reckoning the likes of which not even your calamity forbearers could fathom
17:59you have two days to apply
18:02we would never send agents into the kreen dynasty
18:08that would mean war
18:10war over what
18:11what even is this relic
18:12she's most likely referring to the luxon beacon
18:15an incredibly significant artifact to the kreen
18:18why don't we just tell her the truth
18:20we don't have their precious beacon
18:22because it does not matter if we have it
18:24all that matters is that they believe we do
18:27and they can't raise hell to get it back
18:29it is important to their supposed religion
18:33their entire society is based on it
18:36so we can find it
18:37so the evil empire has stolen the very relic that makes them who they are
18:41and that is certainly a nanotech the kreen would die for
18:45for decades we have been in a cold war with the kreen dynasty
18:49suffering incursions, retaliating in kind
18:52but the bright queen has been playing a waiting game
18:56all she lacked was a rallying cry
18:58and this beacon is it
19:02the people will follow you sire
19:06because we will make them terrified of what will happen if they do not
19:11yeah bio warfare
19:15she's like all right
19:29you got something to do with this
19:31trust is not the word that comes to mind when i think of you
19:35archmage de rogner
19:38the king requested that the cobalt soul investigate the beacon of theft
19:42will they find anything
19:44i doubt it
19:46this feels like something that you orchestrated on purpose
19:54yeah
19:55strange
20:05what in the avatar
20:07is going on bro
20:10soka
20:10clearly a kreen monster attack
20:18this was no monster
20:20this was
20:22oh this is a soka
20:23so it's a soka wood version
20:33what do you think happened
20:35what do you think happened sir
20:38what's that
20:38damn creaks and their freaky magic
20:41is what happens
20:41soka
20:43wood
20:43like locusts
20:47the fiends
20:48savages
20:49to take this place
20:50would have taken at least a hundred men
20:52somebody was here
20:53nah it was just three
20:54these are fresh prints
20:57they only see five sets of footprints
20:58that's how fucking devious they are
21:02that sounds like freaking marcus
21:05i'm about to look that up
21:13that actually does sound like him
21:14that is marcus phoenix's voice
21:17they stopped at the gate
21:19yeah batman
21:24oh this is what happened
21:30yeah that's what you saw five sets of footprints
21:32it was the three that
21:33stole the relic and then there was two in pursuit
21:36oof
21:57oh
21:58told you
21:59fucking savages
22:01this decomposition
22:16it's as if time just
22:18sped up
22:19yeah look it's like half
22:23how much they did that move
22:26and then the lines spread out
22:27so hopefully no due respect
22:29at all
22:30rusamir
22:30you're stretching facts
22:32to fit over your gaping asshole
22:33of a theory
22:34and
22:35with complete offense intended
22:36you could stand to read a book
22:38sir
22:39but
22:40did you just stand
22:41stroke you dumb little shit
22:43we'll see where the curator thinks
22:44on that mouth
22:45now get the fuck out of my side
22:47hey
22:56what is that
23:06a shard
23:08or shards
23:10and what are you
23:14death cream
23:17cream attack
23:18don't tell me what i know
23:20well i'm not giving this to you
23:22i'm not saying a word about it
23:24all right
23:32i'ma break in
23:32nick
23:33okay
23:34yeah
23:35now we steal your thing
23:38we uh
23:40may need a distraction
23:42couldn't agree more
23:43oh thanks
23:46come on farther
23:50farther
23:54farther
23:55okay
23:58now
23:59that sounds like the opposite of a distraction
24:02trust me
24:03i call it
24:04the upchuck
24:05works every time
24:07i mean
24:18i don't know what she thought
24:19some people can just throw up on cue
24:21spit
24:22oh papa
24:27oh no
24:28oh you know what mutton does to you
24:30mutton
24:31what are you doing
24:32you sound like a broken goat
24:34it's like you mean it
24:35how
24:36punch him in the stomach
24:37maybe cry a little
24:39yep there we go
24:44well that's not quite the stomach
24:46but that works
24:47damn i gotta send you a video about punch people in the nuts bro
24:52nigga there's a video expo oh god
24:54no it's just a dude talking about like the one thing you don't do is just hit somebody in the nuts bro
24:59yeah that's fucked up
25:00even in war
25:01you don't stab nobody in the nuts
25:03you don't shoot nobody in the nuts
25:04yeah that's fucked up
25:05notice how they say center mass bro
25:08if you're going for dick shots there's something else wrong with you
25:11yo
25:12shiza
25:13not shiza
25:15over here
25:16over here
25:19come here
25:20how do you weigh less than me
25:32thank you
25:33for not leaving me
25:35careful
25:40there is a dog
25:41a big dog
25:42what
25:44no there isn't
25:45there's a dog bark magic
25:47no it's not
25:55dog bark magic
25:57classic
25:58no it's not
26:02what the hell could you possibly want from this place
26:12yeah that guy is annoying
26:24he's actually annoying
26:25yes
26:26good
26:26not even both you little shits
26:29are going in my report
26:30to curating tasha
26:31look i
26:33don't
26:34walk with me
26:36you were meant to observe and learn
26:41over guard
26:41you wanted field experience
26:44and you pair me with some moron
26:45who thinks the green massacred those soldiers
26:47for shits and giggles
26:48i mean who needs motive when you have racism
26:51alright
26:51ruzimir has been fighting corruption
26:54and upholding truth for the kobold soul
26:56for 230 years
26:58and
26:59his argument is compelling
27:01then you lead a boring life z
27:04so then what do you think happened
27:06well you're asking my opinion
27:08and already regretting it
27:10the creed didn't attack the garrison to start a war
27:13they were laying a trap
27:14a trap
27:15for whom
27:16thieves
27:17three of them
27:18who have i heard this voice before
27:19something pretty big
27:20if the dynasty was willing to jack an entire outpost to stop them
27:23my guess
27:24it was a weapon
27:25which voice
27:26the crop sign
27:26her voice
27:27bingo
27:28but there was no sign of a weapon
27:30which means someone out there has it
27:32and now they're in the wind
27:34what makes you think anyone even survived that explosion
27:38because of this
27:40this stuff
27:44look it amplifies
27:45amplifies magic
27:46i think it's connected to whoever made off with this weapon
27:54it's unlike
27:54it is evidence
27:55that you should have given to your lead investigator
27:58ruzimir wouldn't know a clue
28:00if it was cupping his balls
28:01did y'all hear that
28:04damn
28:05we do not say balls
28:08in the sacred hall
28:09of the knowing mistress
28:10i was foolish to think
28:12that you were ready
28:13you'll return
28:14to the stacks
28:15immediately
28:16you're gonna bench me over ruzimir
28:17i'm benching you
28:19because despite the vows
28:20of charity
28:21and altruism
28:22that you have pledged
28:23to this library
28:23you still
28:24somehow think
28:25you're the only one
28:27who can do the job
28:28ego
28:29beau regard
28:29is unbefitting
28:31of a cobalt soul monk
28:32then i quit
28:33am i excused
28:34no
28:35not yet
28:35you did the right thing
28:42her insolence
28:45will only endanger
28:46the cobalt soul
28:46like a younger you
28:48she just needs to point
28:50all that anger
28:51in the right direction
28:52monks have been expelled
28:53for less
28:54why don't you get rid of her
28:55i wish i could
28:58who's on that wanted poster
29:08go back up
29:09oh shit
29:13oh
29:15hold up
29:16fucking bullshit
29:17why would you keep that
29:19in there
29:19you know
29:21normal people break
29:22into safes
29:22or jewelers
29:24or a pet shop
29:25but this thing
29:29has ten copper
29:30tops
29:31you can have all of it
29:34and uh
29:34take anything else
29:36you want
29:37if you say so
29:39crazy man
29:40oh
29:42okay there we go
29:43oh
29:44him
29:44wow
29:45time to get greedy
29:46this one piece
29:48ass poster
29:49time to get greedy
29:50hey uh
29:52you said you're uh
29:55where you from
29:55so i start getting
29:58friendly friendly
29:59and i'm pushing you
30:01in the cage
30:02that's what you're
30:07trying to get
30:08we're done here
30:14yeah
30:14did you find some
30:15nice things
30:16yeah
30:16yeah
30:17you
30:17real nice
30:18good
30:20yeah
30:27just looking at me
30:28like a bag
30:28of money
30:29why did he assume
30:34that somebody was in
30:34the shop
30:35okay that was not part
30:44of his plan
30:45run
30:47you got bigger problems
30:51so he's not gonna try
31:06to betray him
31:07okay
31:07interesting
31:10what are you doing
31:25bro the character design
31:27is fucking
31:27killing me bro
31:29like seriously
31:31like seriously
31:31it is just
31:32straight
31:33from freaking
31:35avatar
31:36come in
31:43come
31:44give me a free
31:45bumblecloth reading
31:46that guy
31:57buy anything
31:58who
31:59sleeves are bullshit
32:00because he still
32:00wrapped my entire
32:01fucking arms
32:02no one came in
32:03before
32:03maybe I missed him
32:05I really should
32:07put on my glasses
32:09did she reach for
32:09the gun
32:09now
32:10nigga
32:11nigga what
32:13yeah she was
32:15what just happened
32:17yeah she was
32:18reaching for
32:18a fucking crossbow
32:20she broke her whole face
32:21yo she smashed
32:21this old woman
32:22yo
32:24yeah but she was
32:24about to shoot you
32:25with a crossbow
32:25but damn
32:26you had to do that
32:27yes
32:27fuck it bro
32:28oh my god
32:30there's a fucking
32:32crack on the table
32:33she'll be alright
32:33nah that nigga
32:35that nigga cooked bro
32:36yo it's like
32:36ma'am I see you
32:37reaching for the gun
32:38yeah you gotta fucking
32:39she need to go to
32:40hospice after that
32:41cause what the fuck
32:42hospice?
32:42bro she fucking
32:43cracked that old lady
32:45over the table
32:46dog
32:46oh
32:47she's back
32:48I'm making spice
32:50no so you asshole
32:53you knew what the fuck
32:54it was already
32:54they're making that
32:56green shit
32:56that amplifies magic
32:58I thought you people
33:01would have been
33:02patient
33:02if I knew I'd have
33:05to clean up after you
33:06I would have asked
33:07for more money
33:07where did you get this?
33:09one of my monks
33:10dug it out of the ruins
33:11at Rockguard
33:12did you take care of them?
33:14she won't be interfering
33:15again
33:16did you have something
33:17to do with that explosion?
33:19is the cobalt soul
33:20suspicious?
33:21our investigator
33:22will report
33:23it was just another
33:24cream incursion
33:25thanks to me
33:26good
33:27then go back
33:28talk to your precious
33:28library
33:29and await our word
33:30anything else?
33:35no
33:35oh
33:36wait
33:37that thing
33:39on her
33:39the tattoo
33:40it look
33:41it's an amplifier
33:42it's an amplifier
33:43and where are you
33:49going
33:50bro
33:52you about to get
33:52fucked up
33:53or sis
33:55you about to get
33:56fucked up
33:56nah
33:56dang bro
33:58yeah
34:03you about to
34:04walk into this trap
34:05you about to get hit
34:07mm-hmm
34:08oh
34:12she clocked you
34:19as soon as she
34:19get out of the
34:20fricking window
34:21that's actually crazy
34:23hold up
34:24they are cooking bro
34:25yeah they are
34:26fuck it's in
34:35yes
34:36oh
34:38damn you
34:39you bounced
34:40off the ground
34:41bro
34:42getting hit with a
34:43hurricane
34:43that's crazy
34:44you have no idea
34:47what you're doing
34:47monk
34:48I don't know
34:49it's not complicated
34:50punch
34:51kick
34:51bleed
34:51repeat
34:52oh shit
34:58yeah
34:58oh yeah
35:00I made a mistake
35:00oh
35:01poison gas
35:11yeah
35:13I'm actually behind you
35:14oh
35:15you lose
35:17oh yeah
35:20you fucking lose
35:21yeah
35:22just
35:22yeah
35:23wow
35:23that sucks
35:24you gonna stab me
35:26okay good
35:27let me just lie here
35:29and lose
35:30oh
35:34oh
35:38ow
35:40oh
35:41I can't move
35:43give it a second
35:44nigga
35:46nigga
35:47tie them cheekbones up
35:48nigga
35:49yo waking up with hands
35:52and then get your ass
35:53whooped
35:53is
35:54is that you calm
35:57yep
35:58saved your life
35:59fucking whooped your ass
36:01I don't know
36:02today's full of weird shit
36:04that was fucking hilarious
36:05your cobalt soul
36:11Tyron
36:12Beau
36:15Beauregard
36:15Lionette
36:16I know
36:17may I
36:19you're lucky
36:22I was tailing you
36:23most
36:24don't survive
36:25an encounter
36:25with a fully trained
36:26Volstruck
36:27Vol
36:28what now
36:29brave and stupid
36:30you don't even know
36:31this
36:32wow
36:32elite
36:33wizard
36:34assassins
36:34all we know
36:35is they're trained
36:36by someone
36:36in the service
36:37assembly
36:38but officially
36:39they don't exist
36:40why you didn't do this
36:43while I was knocked out
36:44I guess she probably
36:45would have woke up
36:46and tried to
36:46attack
36:48here
36:49lighted
36:51oh
36:56holy shit
37:00you're an expositor
37:02a cobalt soul spy
37:04it's the emblem
37:08of the Cerberus
37:09assembly
37:09that
37:10Volstrucker
37:12was refining
37:12the green crystal stuff
37:14residual
37:14packing it in crates
37:15with this symbol
37:16Xenoth was there
37:19is he
37:21yes
37:22but he's not
37:23the only traitor
37:24the cobalt soul
37:27has been compromised
37:28no
37:29the soul
37:30is independent
37:31we operate
37:32outside the empire
37:33in the dynasty
37:33we stand up
37:34to the fuckwads
37:35at the top
37:36not do their bidding
37:37sure about that
37:38true
37:39doesn't look like it
37:41I believe the sauce
37:46don't you believe the sauce too
37:50I'm sorry
37:50I know Xenoth
37:51so was the dude
37:53that Xenoth
37:53put her with
37:54also a traitor
37:55probably
37:56made me think
37:59that maybe
38:00maybe I could
38:01finally do something
38:02that mattered
38:03is this Vi's voice
38:06not necessarily
38:07this is the kind of song
38:09you're right
38:09some kind of new
38:10arcane weapon
38:11has crossed our borders
38:12arcane
38:13literally
38:13why are you telling me
38:15this
38:15she said this thing
38:16because war is coming
38:17the dynasty will invade
38:19to get that weapon back
38:20and whoever has it
38:21won't give it up easily
38:22normally
38:23the cobalt soul
38:24would arbitrate for peace
38:25but now
38:26finding that weapon
38:28is up to me
38:29and you
38:29whoa whoa whoa
38:31I'm just an archivist trainee
38:33well regard
38:33you are a monk
38:35of the cobalt soul
38:36yeah the cobalt soul
38:37is all bullshit
38:38which means I'm nobody
38:40just like Xenoth
38:41has always said
38:42you're right
38:45you are nobody
38:47Xenoth doesn't care about you
38:49the other archivists
38:50just see you
38:50as an annoying little brat
38:52that's how your father
38:53saw you too right
38:54trash
38:55to be thrown out
38:56you don't know shit
38:57about
38:58I know that's what
38:59makes you so dangerous
39:00because you are nobody
39:02and they'll never
39:04see you coming
39:05oh she put respect
39:05on her name
39:06mhm
39:07hey man
39:14if only I had
39:14a hundred thousand gold
39:16yo
39:17if only
39:19the betrayal
39:21incoming
39:22where the fuck
39:22have you been
39:23where the fuck have you been
39:23the tab
39:24is busy in this time
39:25the stab
39:26backery
39:26yep
39:31thought I lost my loot
39:33drinking themselves
39:41into oblivion
39:42because of the betrayal
39:43yeah
39:54go look at that paper again
39:55mhm
39:58hustle it
40:01hustle it
40:01hustle it
40:03hustle it
40:03hustle it
40:0410,000 gold
40:05every damn
40:07hustle it
40:08yeah
40:08that's what he's hearing right now
40:09when he sees that shit
40:10what is he doing over there
40:12knocking the fuck out
40:13nigga you about to
40:14town and you'll uh
40:15move on to the next heap
40:17of dumb
40:18I should have stolen
40:23one of those pets
40:24for a travel snack
40:27but I guess we all
40:34live and learn
40:35you better
40:37ever want to find out
40:38what is cat back to life
41:06oh
41:09those are his cat ashes
41:10in the bag
41:11oh
41:14damn
41:19did he murder somebody
41:24over this cat
41:25he's gonna disappear
41:31oh
41:32he probably needs like
41:38that green stuff
41:38to enhance the magic
41:40wait nine was the name
41:41of the cat
41:42mighty nine
41:43he was saying no
41:45no I know
41:46but
41:47oh
41:48the name of the show
41:50yeah
41:51or just the mighty nine
41:53it's spelled like
41:53it's spelled like
41:54yeah
41:55nine
41:55yeah
41:55is that magic
41:57can you
41:59can you do more
42:01a whole lot more
42:04but
42:05I lost it
42:06well how do you
42:09find it again
42:10I need the right
42:11components
42:12the purer the components
42:14the stronger the magic
42:15well then you can
42:15make me some money
42:16but
42:17materials cost money
42:18print me money
42:19or it can be stolen
42:21maybe
42:22maybe we could
42:24travel
42:24a little more together
42:25I could steal stuff
42:27for your magic
42:29you
42:30make me some gold
42:31help me
42:32maybe we can help
42:35each other
42:36I mean hey
42:38this ain't gonna
42:40fill itself
42:40yeah
42:42okay
42:43I'm waiting
42:44to that bounty go
42:45so I was thinking
42:46this is where
42:48I would like to go
42:49next
42:50it will have
42:51exactly
42:51what I need
42:53but sure
42:54yeah
42:54there's lots of
42:55boobs and shiny
42:56things
42:56okay
42:57I think he can
42:58permanently resurrect
42:59the cat
43:00but he needs
43:00he needs something
43:03specific
43:04yeah
43:04they'll have
43:05exactly what I need
43:06not the brave
43:08to meet you
43:09not the brave
43:10oh
43:17were you about
43:20to hit me
43:20how did you
43:22lose your magic
43:23was it a curse
43:26someone took it
43:29from me
43:30someone I loved
43:32oh
43:33did you kill them
43:37not yet
43:41oh
43:44him
43:45nigga
43:48my feet
43:49the Orochimaru
43:49treatment
43:50but my legs
43:51wait what
43:57nigga
43:59what is happening
44:00oh no
44:02his arm
44:02and his legs
44:04I think one of them
44:05hit the beacon
44:06it was some kind
44:06of man
44:07you did well
44:14boy
44:14the empire
44:16will be forever
44:17grateful
44:18yeah
44:24there was no
44:25fixing that
44:25master
44:28oh
44:43his soul
44:43I'm going into
44:44it
44:45damn it
45:06we failed him
45:07no
45:11today
45:13we rejoice
45:14for this
45:16is the key
45:17to everything
45:20first thing I'm asking that thing
45:30what
45:31is the secret recipe
45:34for colonel's fried chicken
45:36yeah
45:36oh boy
45:44yeah
45:47Jon Snow
45:49fuck
45:50nah Jon Snow
45:52wasn't moving like this
45:53the buddy's running
45:57please don't run
46:01you have great
46:06Kieran moves
46:08tell me where they took the beacon
46:10oh
46:11oh Vex
46:12what just happened
46:13or what if that's the one he loved
46:14I'm so I'm so lost
46:16the locks on beacon
46:17is no religious relic
46:20this beacon
46:21is a weapon
46:24yeah
46:27yeah we're not
46:28next episode
46:29yeah we're not watching that
46:30this season shit
46:31spoil and everything
46:32oh yeah
46:33no
46:33okay
46:34so
46:35okay yeah
46:36so you gonna play it anyway
46:37fuck you
46:38that was a very
46:41strong
46:42just play it three times
46:43just back out of the app nigga
46:47but I don't usually have to do all of that shit
46:50fuck
46:52damn man
46:53very great introduction to the show
46:57I'm very curious to see where we're headed
47:00so far our favorite character is that blend of Sokka and Korra that we got
47:05over there
47:06Beauregard
47:07Beauregard and her new mentor
47:11because her current mentor is a traitorous piece of shit
47:14that knows what's going on and is just not saying anything
47:18he cares about her
47:18because he was like
47:19they're like oh did you take care of her
47:21he's like yeah
47:22it seems like it's complicated
47:23like yeah
47:24like he wants to protect
47:25what?
47:27okay
47:28yeah I just noticed that too
47:30yeah
47:30I was like nigga is that Reacher?
47:33yeah
47:33that nigga
47:35yo
47:35he got fried
47:37yo
47:37bro I was looking at it too
47:39I'm like nigga Reacher?
47:39it's complicated
47:41but he's still a piece of garbage
47:43oh shit
47:44so we gotta see what's going on there
47:45and I think that that other guy who took
47:47um
47:48what was his name? Caleb?
47:50the old man
47:51no no Caleb is that the young guy?
47:53I only heard his name once
47:55the fucking the magic dude?
47:57yeah
47:58yeah Caleb
47:59yeah I think that's who took his magic
48:01he said I didn't kill him yet
48:02oh wait no you talking about the old nigga?
48:04no no no no
48:06the old dude took Caleb's magic
48:08okay gotcha alright
48:09because the old dude trains their wizards and shit
48:11rock it rock it
48:12so that makes sense
48:13and we gotta figure out what this
48:15I think you were right
48:16and that that item is supposed to represent like a die
48:19that's the kind of die that you use
48:20that looks like a die literally
48:21yeah
48:22big ass dice bro
48:23okay
48:24alright well
48:25a solid first episode
48:27for the mighty nine
48:28we set on to the next
48:30so just like
48:31subscribe
48:32follow on all socials
48:33at hey bro
48:34shoot your girlfriend
48:35what's going on?
48:36what's going on?
48:37anyway
48:38check out the merch link to that down below
48:39but that's all we got for you guys today
48:40hope you have a great day
48:41we will catch you guys next time
48:42peace
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