00:01Did you guys ever think that I'd be doing something more with my life every day you walk into work you're curing disease
00:13I'm not curing disease
00:17What about your video game you're the best at it, right welcome to the resistance
00:24Congratulations, you are the Savior
00:30We've come back from the year 2162 everything that happens in the Biotic Wars is real
00:37The game is a recruitment and training tool sent back in time to find the one person with the skills to save us
00:42You're the first and only person to have beaten the game
00:45That's the last starfighter. It's the exact same plot as the movie. What's a movie?
00:49Is this part of your arsenal of weaponry? No, no, please don't that's an assigned. Oh my god. I paid my only Bitcoin for that
00:56You're the key to stopping Elias Cronin. That man's research leads to the annihilation of the entire human race
01:02No, he's working on a cure for herpes. It's what we're fighting here. The good fight. You're telling me that a cure for herpes what brings down all of mankind
01:10Holy shit, welcome to the resistance
01:13Okay
01:15Oh
01:17We have to go back in time. We killed baby Crone
01:21Absolutely not. You cannot kill a baby. They're invincible. No, they are helpless and they're very soft. Perfect. Easy kill
01:28If we can stop him from getting herpes, he never creates the cure. And we can stop this whole cycle before it even begins
01:35We caught blocking him. Here's a little something I brought with me from the future
01:38Yo, Tito! You know that new dance move you little brother Michael was looking for? Well, wait till you see this
01:48You need to blend in. It's time travel 101
01:50Hands on table! We are from your time!
01:55I love the 80s!
01:57You're telling me you've been back and forth through time
02:04Just to avoid killing me
02:07Yeah, I thought that time travel was gonna be fun. This whole mission is insane. What did you think? This was a game?
02:14Yeah, cuz I bought it at a game store with my birthday money
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