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00:00:00Let's go.
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:55Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran!
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:37Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:59Kok mau?
00:13:00Eh, eh.
00:13:01Kok kain aku gak aku salah?
00:13:02Kau semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk, beri.
00:13:05Yuk, kasih suruh dong.
00:13:06Yuk, kasih suruh dong.
00:13:09Duh dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:12Lepas, sayang.
00:13:12Berapa dong?
00:13:13Lepas, sayang.
00:13:14Benci sama aku!
00:13:15Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:45Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Enggak boleh ngiti.
00:14:08Apa-apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya?
00:14:10Enggak boleh, ibu.
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Mbak!
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:28Love you.
00:14:30Kacau, kebuk.
00:14:31Iku, wish.
00:14:32Kau emang hanya yang kamu cari.
00:14:35Silahkan.
00:14:38Aku rewan.
00:14:39Masa dia jangan sampai pernah sakit tanpa perasaan dia.
00:14:55Salamualaikum.
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam.
00:15:00Ibu.
00:15:00Ayo.
00:15:03Ayo.
00:15:03Ayo.
00:15:05Ayo.
00:15:05Ayo, bangga-bang.
00:15:06Ayo, aku juga.
00:15:08Ayo, aku mau naik-baik.
00:15:10Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:13Iya, kok gak bilang apa?
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:22Ayo, kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen.
00:15:26Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis minatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:31Oh, abis.
00:15:33Eh, loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kau berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:37Oh, jangan, aku nanggak.
00:15:39Gak usah dong.
00:15:40Oh, gak enak kan itu mah berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh.
00:15:47Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya.
00:15:53Mau apaan-apa?
00:15:53Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:56Iya, bener-bener.
00:15:56Ah.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapaknya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:13Bu, sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di Departement Store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di Departement Store kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belajar ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90 persen.
00:16:32Terus itu, kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja bu, aku mudah ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi bu.
00:16:43Hehehe.
00:16:44Mau aneh, ibu.
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:48Kok?
00:16:49Bukan gimana sih, kok ya?
00:16:50Ibu duduk aja, duduk-duduk.
00:16:52Seterahat dulu, capek kan pasti, Mbak Yanni.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu kopar ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:57Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:59Gak sayang, gak pake gula-gula.
00:17:00Iya, sebenarnya.
00:17:05Ibu kok tunggu, Ben, sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:09Berbense, air sani, mas mau lewat.
00:17:12Berbense, air sani, mas mau lewat.
00:17:18Kok tunggu, Ben, sendirian?
00:17:19Bu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:29Halo, bu?
00:17:30Ibu, di mana sih bu?
00:17:34Pesan.
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak ada orang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang, ngeri sebentar.
00:17:38Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:49Iya, iya.
00:17:50Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:51Bisa kamu.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Bu sepuh mau dudukin ini, teman apa?
00:17:56Bikinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:17:57Bapak.
00:18:00Bapak, kamu ibu kurang-kurang aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, soalnya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi setelan bahayi di rumah terus.
00:18:27Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama, Pak.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Bidah-bidah tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kamu berani.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:46Udah jadi tayanya, Bu, gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, Pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya sukanya sampai ditidur.
00:19:06Ini buat tayanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:14Gak ada yang enakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:22Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:26Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:27Eh, tetap ada di utang.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:31Hah.
00:19:31Benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Tidak, Bu, sorry.
00:19:34Cuma, Pak, saya susah pulih.
00:19:35Masih tonton TV-nya, Bu, ntar mau makin stress.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Pihit lah.
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stress?
00:20:00Hah?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:08Hah?
00:20:10Ngomong ngapa sih?
00:20:11Hmm.
00:20:37Kelas tembati kita bulan depan.
00:20:40Aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak komusif.
00:20:43Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Gak ada.
00:20:50Tak apa-apa.
00:20:51Kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Tuh?
00:20:54Ya, Bapak, ya?
00:20:55Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah, aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:10Aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa yang aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:20Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang, gak akan usah.
00:21:24Ibu kapan nunggu dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:33Lihat ya, orang.
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Iya, tapi gak tujuh juga, bu.
00:21:42Itu cucu apa ternah sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu, langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:57Pasti.
00:21:58Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah, gitu.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau, ngelurusin buku gue.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Bek, emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Udah ya, pastikan gue makan.
00:22:17Yuk, soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat, Kak?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Has.
00:22:28Mama, Mia.
00:22:30Kalau begitu, langsung kita siapin soto alas chef.
00:22:34Ayu.
00:22:35Iya, sayang.
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:38Selamat ya.
00:22:40Oke, ibu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua, ibu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke, siap, ibu.
00:22:54Eh, ibu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:57Tuh.
00:22:58Udah habis.
00:22:59Habis.
00:23:00Saya belum KTM lagi, kamu gak ada cash to me saya pincang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya, bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:06Nah, siap sana, kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Berapa?
00:23:20Berapa?
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:22Ratus.
00:23:23Beratus.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Kes.
00:23:35Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:38Ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayu.
00:23:40Ayu.
00:23:40I think it's not the truth, Yuh.
00:23:46I think you think, when I go, I'm going to come and come.
00:23:50I'm going to go in here for lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown is not two or three days, Yuh.
00:23:55It's a week or two or six.
00:23:59I think it's a sign of God if we don't know what to say, Yuh.
00:24:04God?
00:24:05It's a sign of God that you say?
00:24:08Yes.
00:24:08What do you say?
00:24:09Salah Jum'at 31 sekali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Gak usah penggala bersenang, Tuhan.
00:24:28Dudur di situ.
00:24:31Yuh, please, De.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Kau kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:46Aku pergi.
00:24:57Bu!
00:24:58Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurahan, either.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:08Pak!
00:25:09Sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:13Ya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:17Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Ayu.
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:23Kayaknya dikamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Yaudah.
00:26:26Aku mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan.
00:26:39Aduh, Mas. Masa sebulan gak ketemu Mas? Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:44Biarin, biarin.
00:26:45Biarin, biarin.
00:26:47Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang. Titik.
00:26:54Aku mau minggak pokoknya.
00:26:56Hah?
00:26:57Apa?
00:26:58Keluar?
00:26:59Mas?
00:27:00Mas?
00:27:01Mas?
00:27:02Mas?
00:27:03Mas?
00:27:04Mas?
00:27:05Mas?
00:27:06Mas?
00:27:07Mas?
00:27:08Mas?
00:27:09Mas?
00:27:10Mas?
00:27:11Mas?
00:27:12Mas?
00:27:13Mas?
00:27:14Mas?
00:27:15Mas?
00:27:16Mas?
00:27:17Mas?
00:27:18Mas?
00:27:19Mas?
00:27:20Mas?
00:27:21Mas?
00:27:24Mas?
00:27:27Mas?
00:27:27Mas?
00:27:28Mas?
00:27:29Mas?
00:27:30Mas?
00:27:31Mas?
00:27:32Mas?
00:27:33Mas?
00:27:34Mas?
00:27:35Mas?
00:27:36Mas?
00:27:38Mas?
00:27:39Ya lagi jaring tempat sepi dulu?
00:27:40Ini di rumah bikin pusing, tau gak?
00:27:41Ibu, aku tiba-tiba berdateng.
00:27:42Enak tau rame-name di sana.
00:27:43Aku di sini sendirian. Aku takut.
00:27:46You can come here now, please.
00:27:48Please.
00:27:49Yeah, you can't.
00:27:50Just for yourself, it's safe.
00:27:52You're safe.
00:27:53You're safe.
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:57If I'm alone,
00:28:01then people in the apartment,
00:28:03I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:06Anya,
00:28:08it's virus flu,
00:28:10not zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:14it's not safe.
00:28:15It's not safe.
00:28:17It's not safe.
00:28:19I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25Biar kamu tenang,
00:28:27I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:29I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:31I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:33Oh, yeah.
00:28:35Now you're going to be quiet.
00:28:37After that, you're dancing.
00:28:39Like that.
00:28:41No, no, no.
00:28:43No, no.
00:28:45No, no.
00:28:47I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:49I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:51I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:53Okay?
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:57Now you're going to be quiet.
00:28:59Yes.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:07I'm going to be quiet.
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:11I'm going to be quiet.
00:29:13I'm going to be quiet.
00:29:15All right.
00:29:17Let's go.
00:29:19Go.
00:29:21Go.
00:29:23Go.
00:29:24Go.
00:29:25Go.
00:29:27Go.
00:29:29Go.
00:29:31Go.
00:29:33Go.
00:29:35Go.
00:29:37Go.
00:29:39Hey, Mas, you're not working, right?
00:29:44We're going to go fast, lockdown.
00:29:47I'm just going to connect to you.
00:29:49I'm going to connect.
00:29:51I'm going to connect.
00:29:53I'm going to connect.
00:29:54Love, love.
00:29:57Love, love.
00:30:00Love, love, love.
00:30:09I want to see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fight and we make up.
00:30:14Yes, kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Pasti mau minta jahat.
00:30:19Oh, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Ruhani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:26Eh, Lungking.
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:30Iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, bu.
00:30:33Weni, kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Tuh.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini, ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tau lo masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkasnya?
00:30:54Kasiannya leper.
00:30:55Iya, bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja?
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, bu.
00:31:04Tenang, bu.
00:31:05Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti...
00:31:16Wah, sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, enak.
00:31:19Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:22Iya, bu.
00:31:23Terima kasih.
00:31:24Ya udah, bu.
00:31:26Tolong ada yang banyak.
00:31:27Kan sekarang?
00:31:28Sila boleh.
00:31:29Kamu neresek.
00:31:30Dan tinggalin ke dalam sembarangan.
00:31:32Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:33Hah.
00:31:34Sila nak dalam.
00:31:35Sila nak dalam?
00:31:36Sila nak dalam?
00:31:37Sila nak dalam apa sih?
00:31:38Sila nak dalam.
00:31:41Sila nak dalam.
00:31:42Sila nak dalam apa sih?
00:31:44Sila nak dalam ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:46Sila nak dalam yang kau ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu put the car on my car, and she found me.
00:31:51Now I'm ready!
00:31:53Why didn't I leave it alone?
00:31:58How many of them have the name?
00:32:00How many of them have the name of me?
00:32:03I don't know, I don't wear it.
00:32:06What's this?
00:32:08That's not my writing, Broto.
00:32:12Ayu, tell me about my name.
00:32:14Who's that?
00:32:16Why are you waiting for me?
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:20Janteng.
00:32:22Yes, Bu.
00:32:24What are you doing?
00:32:26I'm going to bed, Bu.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:30I was thinking about it.
00:32:34Did you ever do it?
00:32:38Why are you like this?
00:32:40I was going to have a baby.
00:32:42What if the floor is empty?
00:32:44What do you want to do?
00:32:46There's a floor.
00:32:48There's a floor.
00:32:49There's a floor.
00:32:50There's a floor.
00:32:51There's a floor.
00:32:52There's a floor.
00:32:53There's a floor.
00:32:54But check it out.
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57Is it true?
00:32:58Yes, Ibu.
00:33:00No.
00:33:01Let's go.
00:33:02That's a floor.
00:33:03I was going to bed.
00:33:04No.
00:33:05No.
00:33:06No.
00:33:07No.
00:33:08No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:11No.
00:33:12No.
00:33:13No.
00:33:14No.
00:33:15No.
00:33:16No.
00:33:17No.
00:33:18No.
00:33:19No.
00:33:20No.
00:33:21Ibu.
00:33:22Can't you please.
00:33:23Ibu asks for Ibu to make it.
00:33:25It's not to be able to make it.
00:33:26Can't you please?
00:33:27You ask me now.
00:33:28What else?
00:33:29It's already been?
00:33:30Yes but...
00:33:31I'm going to be able to do it or the end?
00:33:34But I can't do it.
00:33:36You're not even.
00:33:38You're not in the same way.
00:33:39You don't have to do it.
00:33:40Just let me in here.
00:33:41Why are you there?
00:33:43I'm staying in the place.
00:33:45I'll wait until I'm going.
00:33:47I'm going to sit here.
00:33:49Stop it!
00:33:51Stop it!
00:33:52Stop it!
00:33:53Stop it!
00:33:54Stop it!
00:34:06What?
00:34:19Mbak Yanni, kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:29Nah bu, tadi Yanni ngelewat sini, ibu asik banget main HP, sampe gak ngeliat Yanni. Serius amat bu.
00:34:43Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:45Eh, mau ke belakang sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini, saya mau balesin chat kesnya mana.
00:34:57Eh bu, tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni, itu sinyalnya dead! Ambiar bu! Aduh marah!
00:35:06Aduh mah!
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:09Eh, Mbak Yanni.
00:35:13Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:16Oh gitu ya.
00:35:17Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Yah bu!
00:35:21Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:36Bapaknya tuh punya siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:40Yan!
00:35:41Telor dede!
00:35:42Telor!
00:35:43Yah ibu bikin kaget aja deh, Yanni dantungan deh bu.
00:35:53Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:55Nah ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini bu, yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:01Kambing?
00:36:02Ayam lah bu.
00:36:03Kalo kambing kan terpedo bu telornya.
00:36:07Daging kambing?
00:36:09Gak ada bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:11Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macus kalo em-em-em.
00:36:15Em-em.
00:36:16Uyeh uyeh kali bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:19Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh bu.
00:36:22Gini aja Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge yang.
00:36:32Terus kalo buat bu ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Soalnya ibu udah pengen tuh gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah untuk itu, Yan paham bu kalo itu bu.
00:36:43Mendingan Yan kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih bu.
00:36:55Gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap bu.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Ini omelet aja.
00:37:04Siap.
00:37:05Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yang ini belum liat ibu ayu dimana bu.
00:37:21Yang ini belum liat ibu ayu dimana bu.
00:37:23Ya.
00:37:24Siap,,,
00:37:29acki ์it.
00:37:30Makiya pun.
00:37:31Makiya pun.
00:37:32Takis.
00:37:45Oh
00:38:15Aduh
00:38:17Masih ya
00:38:19Cuk
00:38:21Kamer ganti
00:38:27Cakeet
00:38:29Omelette
00:38:31Eh Bu Ayu
00:38:33Bu Sepuh
00:38:35Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh
00:38:39Enak pasti
00:38:41Makasih ya
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu
00:38:45Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya
00:38:47Mari Bu Ayu
00:38:49Hai
00:38:51Handsome
00:38:53Handsome and back
00:38:55Yuk
00:38:57Aku ready nih
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan
00:39:03Come on
00:39:05Come to mama
00:39:07Enak
00:39:09Enggak pengen
00:39:11Kok gitu sih
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar
00:39:15Ayolah mas nih
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan
00:39:23Aduh terus
00:39:25Katanya
00:39:27Ya udah
00:39:29Kamu pulang kampung aja
00:39:31Isolasi sendiri
00:39:33Nanti
00:39:35Saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:37Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini
00:39:39Nah
00:39:41Serius mas
00:39:43Kamu sih
00:39:45Aduh ngapain
00:39:47Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini aku tuh cuma mau main
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk kesini gak diapa-apain lagi
00:39:51Hmm
00:39:53Maaf dong mas
00:39:55Hmm
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang
00:39:59Oh iya gak aku nih gak ada kerjaan
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong
00:40:03Ya aku pijet apa gitu deh
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya
00:40:07Krokin deh krokin krokin
00:40:09Nah yuk
00:40:11Yuk
00:40:12Sini
00:40:13Agar bahan sama
00:40:14Nah
00:40:15Uh
00:40:16Uh
00:40:17Uh
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu
00:40:20Yang bodi banget ini
00:40:22Hmm
00:40:23Hmm
00:40:24Mesti
00:40:25Pasti
00:40:26Ya
00:40:27Hmm
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin
00:40:29Hmm hmm hmm ya
00:40:33Mas
00:40:34Ya
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu
00:40:36Tinggal disini aja
00:40:37Ya
00:40:39Ya
00:40:40Enggara
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tahu
00:40:42Dipolisiin loh kita
00:40:43Alah
00:40:44Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja mas
00:40:47Ya
00:40:48Aman deh
00:40:49Aman
00:40:50Terus
00:40:52Mandinya
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis
00:40:55Hmm
00:40:56Kalau mandi gampang mas
00:40:58Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang
00:41:04Jadi aman
00:41:05Ya
00:41:06Bajunya gimana
00:41:08Aku yang mau baju
00:41:09Baju papa banyak
00:41:10Tenang
00:41:11Kenapa
00:41:12Nek
00:41:13Nek
00:41:14Nek
00:41:15Nek
00:41:16Nek
00:41:17Nek
00:41:18Nek
00:41:19Nek
00:41:20Nek
00:41:21Nek
00:41:22Nek
00:41:23Nek
00:41:24Nek
00:41:25Nek
00:41:26Nek
00:41:27Nek
00:41:28Nek
00:41:29Nek
00:41:30Nek
00:41:31Nek
00:41:32Nek
00:41:33Nek
00:41:34Nek
00:41:36Nek
00:41:38Nek
00:41:40Nek
00:41:41Nek
00:41:42Nek
00:41:44Nek
00:41:45Nek
00:42:16Aduh.
00:42:19Ini ibu.
00:42:23Iya ibu, bentar ibu.
00:42:27Iya ibu, bangun, bangun, bangun.
00:42:31Ibu, ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Aduh.
00:42:52Terima kasih ibu.
00:42:53Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:55Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:58Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:01Kalau ini ayu ini jugak, itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Ya.
00:43:12Makasih ya.
00:43:13Makasih ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:17Aduh, enggak.
00:43:18Enggak usah.
00:43:19Enggak usah.
00:43:20Enggak usah, enggak usah.
00:43:21Enggak usah.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:23Enggak usah.
00:43:28Kalian perhatikan ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:31It's important.
00:43:33This is not porn, it's just you.
00:43:37You must be in the bottom.
00:43:41The proton is in the top.
00:43:44That's it.
00:43:46What?
00:43:48Can I tell you this?
00:43:50Eh, don't, don't!
00:43:52Can I tell you this?
00:43:53Just a minute.
00:43:55I understand.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya sumanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:15Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu ayo.
00:44:21Tuh tadi ibu ajarin, ayo coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:31Nah.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus.
00:45:01Kamu acak ngobrol.
00:45:04Acak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Eh.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa, ya?
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu beayin kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:23Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Ya, ya.
00:45:27Ya udah.
00:45:28Ya udah.
00:45:29Ya udah.
00:45:30Ya udah.
00:45:31Ya udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Diberantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu nonton di sini.
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Tidak.
00:45:43Tidak salah.
00:45:44Tidak salah.
00:45:45Tidak salah.
00:45:46Ya wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Tidak.
00:45:50Tidak.
00:45:51Wen Miram.
00:45:54Tidak salah.
00:45:56Tidak.
00:45:57Tidak salah nakda.
00:45:59Tidak salah nakrators mahopuk ya dari diji.
00:46:02Tidak salah nakubenya anak Sabrinaripin.
00:46:05Tidak salah nakูุฉ.
00:46:07Tidak salah nak dz coping, semuutnya anak ์์ d ์ทจ ์ค๋๋ pretended kamu biaya.
00:46:41Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Pak, emang gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba melepon.
00:46:47Gue tau, Nek.
00:46:48Pasti lagi ada maunya, Nek.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:52Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:54Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Utang budi?
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:46:59Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang numpang gabusan gue, ya?
00:47:03Hah?
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga. Gimana sih lo?
00:47:06Ya tetap ajak gue hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:08Udah deh, Tuan.
00:47:09Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:10Ini serius?
00:47:12Tuan-tuan apaan?
00:47:14Oke, gini.
00:47:16Bisa gak lo cekin penyanyi?
00:47:19Lo cek nomor yang sering luar masuk.
00:47:21Lagi bingdi lo?
00:47:23Ya iya, siapa lagi?
00:47:25Eh, gak kebalik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingdi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Teng?
00:47:31Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oke, oke.
00:47:34Tunggu 1-2 jam deh.
00:47:36Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:37Oke.
00:47:38Oke.
00:47:39Oke.
00:47:40Oke.
00:47:41Oke, baiklah.
00:47:43Oke.
00:47:44Oke.
00:47:45Oke.
00:47:46Oke.
00:47:47Yoke!
00:47:49Alright, let's go.
00:47:52Run!
00:48:08Fire!
00:48:10Hey!
00:48:10Hey!
00:48:17I can't finish.
00:48:19What's that?
00:48:21I just...
00:48:23What's that?
00:48:25What's that?
00:48:33What's that?
00:48:35Oh, that's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:43What are you talking about?
00:48:45What's that?
00:48:47Interactive, yeah?
00:48:51Ton!
00:48:53Ada nomor yang sering hubungin meeting gue, kan?
00:48:55Iya, ada.
00:48:59Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini gue telepon depan Ayu.
00:49:03Lu? Lagi di depan Ayu?
00:49:05Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh, jadi...
00:49:09Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya? Eh, kenapa?
00:49:13Ayo, bentar ya, bentar.
00:49:17Ini gila sih.
00:49:19Aku udah curiga loh.
00:49:21Cerangan dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan punyanya banyak.
00:49:25Tapi kamu sendiri ya, Haro?
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai, aku yang salah.
00:49:29Padahal kamu disini kok.
00:49:31Enggak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin mana buktinya?
00:49:35Ini buktinya!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang sering ngotak sampai sini lo.
00:49:41Tentang, tenang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:47Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:49Denger gak?
00:49:55Tenta...
00:49:57Maksud lo gimana?
00:49:59Kok nomor gue?
00:50:00Ya iya.
00:50:01Kan lu tanya sama gue.
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk ini lo.
00:50:04Ya, nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:06Iya, gue lakinya.
00:50:07Kalau nomor gue bilang aja gak ada.
00:50:09Tadi lu masuk gak...
00:50:10Jeng!
00:50:11Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:30Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Ini mas.
00:50:36Mantap.
00:50:37Itu toge.
00:50:38Gak sih keju ya?
00:50:40Biar joss.
00:50:41Makan ya.
00:50:42Kenapa sih?
00:50:43Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:44Biar joss.
00:50:45Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:46Biar joss.
00:50:47Gak, aku ini aja.
00:50:48Kenapa sih?
00:50:49Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:50Biar joss.
00:50:51Gak, gak, gak.
00:50:53Aku ini aja.
00:50:54Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni?
00:50:56Gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:50:59Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:01Liatin ya.
00:51:03Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas.
00:51:06Di kampung.
00:51:07Aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:13Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:14Bener Sanni tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:16Iya.
00:51:17Hmm.
00:51:18Enak.
00:51:19Aku tambahin.
00:51:20Serius?
00:51:21Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:23Sekarang sih.
00:51:24Baru ada 15 jutaan mas.
00:51:27Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:30Alah.
00:51:31Segitu aja kok mau yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya.
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer mas.
00:51:39Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:42Akhirnya nyalainin disini.
00:51:44Nabungan.
00:51:45Don't worry.
00:51:46Tapi begini.
00:51:48Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:52Harus ada timbal baliknya.
00:51:55Dan aku.
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:57Tak kasih jatah.
00:51:58Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:01Biar Mirin.
00:52:02Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Ayo, yang banyak.
00:52:06Yang banyak.
00:52:07Anya.
00:52:08Cuma perek kot kotan yang nama instan dalemnya.
00:52:10Biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:12Hei.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama instan dalem aku.
00:52:15Inan kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celana dalem.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih Ton?
00:52:31Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:33Sorry tentang kejadian tadi Toh.
00:52:35Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:38Toh.
00:52:39Gue punya informasi baru Toh.
00:52:41Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:42Huh?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:45Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:48Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:49Bini lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:51Lu gak tau?
00:52:52Enggak tau gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:58Gue keren minggu namunnya sekarang ya.
00:53:00Enggak tau.
00:53:01Enggak tau.
00:53:03He lo,eman.
00:53:27Helo,ๆฟ.
00:53:32What?
00:53:38What?
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:42Yo!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Thank you!
00:53:50Yo!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:54What are you doing?
00:53:56What are you doing?
00:53:58What are you doing?
00:54:02What?
00:54:04What?
00:54:06What?
00:54:08What?
00:54:10What?
00:54:12What?
00:54:14What?
00:54:16What is this?
00:54:18This is your son.
00:54:22Is it your son?
00:54:24Is it your son?
00:54:26Tell me what you are doing!
00:54:28What?
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01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:34Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai, Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:52Sehat?
01:04:58Mas Mambang
01:05:00Kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana selama bang?
01:05:04Yan
01:05:05Aduh mas
01:05:06Itu adiknya bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belom
01:05:12Eh
01:05:14Tadi
01:05:15Umbun tua masuk sini
01:05:17Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:23Kamu
01:05:24Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu mas
01:05:29Gimana dong
01:05:31Duh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur mas
01:05:37Berdua dong yang nganggur kita
01:05:41Nah
01:05:42Nah
01:05:43Nah
01:05:44Nah
01:05:45Nah
01:05:46Nah
01:05:47Nah
01:05:48Nah
01:05:49Nah
01:05:50Itu Yan
01:05:51Ini loh mas
01:05:52Tabungan aku
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:54Yalah
01:05:55Duit ini?
01:05:57Iya
01:05:58Iya
01:05:59Iya banget
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung
01:06:07Rata
01:06:09Mau duluan?
01:06:10Dia aja duluan lu
01:06:12Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:14Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lu?
01:06:16Ayo lu
01:06:17Stop rata
01:06:18Aku aja yang jelasin ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Nih
01:06:39Ini masalahnya
01:06:40Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:54Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kebang keluarga
01:07:02Eh
01:07:03Enggak eh
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:15Hei ibu
01:07:16Sekarang nih
01:07:17Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Ya itu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong aja bodo aneh
01:07:23Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketah ton
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh
01:07:37Lo diem ya
01:07:38Munafik ya
01:07:39Lo pikir nih gak lo tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gua
01:07:42Iya
01:07:43Mas
01:07:44Mas nurut
01:07:45Eh anjingnya mau gak lu
01:07:50Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelas ya
01:07:55Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:07Dan ternyata
01:08:10Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:18Routine ngobrol
01:08:22Telefonan
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama Edi kamu
01:08:31Lihat kamu
01:08:32Lihat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas
01:08:35Mas bentar
01:08:36Urus dengerin dulu
01:08:37Dimas
01:08:40Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:45Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:46Jadi
01:08:47Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah
01:08:50Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:08:52Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:08:53Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:08:55Cuma bedanya
01:08:56Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:08:58Ya
01:08:59Ya
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:02Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:05Cuma bedanya
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Ya
01:09:14Ya enggak lah
01:09:15Enggak enggak enggak
01:09:16Shhh
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:18Ibu udah denger semuanya kan
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah
01:09:23Tuh ya
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:27Dan lo
01:09:31Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo
01:09:34Dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:35Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:42Bagus
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas
01:09:47Sumpah demi Allah
01:09:48Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:49Udah denger
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:52Sama
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:56Buka ngeles
01:09:57Makan
01:09:58Yanni
01:10:00Kesini ya
01:10:01Siap bu
01:10:05Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:07Waduh
01:10:08Doain aku ya mas
01:10:11Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:15Eh mas
01:10:16Tapi
01:10:19Kalau ini semua selesai
01:10:21Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:26Aku rela
01:10:27Ya
01:10:28Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku
01:10:37Ya
01:10:38Ya
01:10:39Ya
01:10:40Ya
01:10:41Ya
01:10:42Masih meragukan
01:10:44Cintaku
01:10:45Saja
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:50Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:55Seperti kata
01:10:57Glenn Bradley
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:05Udah ganti Tom
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:09Janji ya
01:11:10Ya ya ya ya
01:11:11Mas Bambang
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:30Ya terus
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:36Ini handphone
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:42Ini
01:11:43Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:45Ya
01:11:46Ya
01:11:47Hei Bu
01:11:48Ya udah
01:11:49Yani kebelahan lagi Ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:53Nanti Yani lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ini
01:11:55Ibu
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Ini buktinya
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus
01:12:04Sejak saat itu
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:13Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Buktinya tuh
01:12:21Bu
01:12:22Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka ngecet aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:33Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu
01:12:53Mbaayu ngechat aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:55Mas
01:12:57Nih Mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:01Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas
01:13:03Mba
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus
01:13:12Aduh capek itu udah murus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:18Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:23Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:31Aku
01:13:32Ini yang salah brota gua
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:35Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ibu
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu Bu
01:13:38Anak prokon ibunya ibu saya
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu saya sama kamu
01:13:49Makanya
01:13:51Ibu mau biar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ayu
01:13:55Ayu
01:13:56Ayu
01:14:19Ayu
01:14:20Ayu
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01:14:38Ayu
01:14:39Ayu
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01:14:41Ayu
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01:14:45Ayu
01:14:46Ayu
01:14:47Ayu
01:14:48Ayu
01:14:49Hi, Zayang.
01:15:19Kamu yang sabar ya, Zayang.
01:15:38Habis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang sayang kita.
01:15:49Nggak, ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang salahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:09Dimas, kamu kenapa mau ngomongin gitu ke depan mereka?
01:16:12Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:14Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu ingat semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:26Ya.
01:16:28Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu, kamu sama aja kakakmu ya.
01:16:37Aku gak butuh nih semua.
01:16:40Mas Broto.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Ibu.
01:16:55Ibu.
01:16:56Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:05Positif hamil?
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:35I'm the only one I've ever seen.
01:17:53I've never had a person.
01:18:00I've never had a person.
01:18:05I've never had a person.
01:18:11I've never had a person.
01:18:15I've never had a person.
01:18:20I've never had a person with a person.
01:18:24I always believe
01:18:28all has happened with a purpose.
01:18:35You and me are not true, you and me are one, you and me are one, you and me are one, I love you, Proto.
01:19:05Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:35Mas Bapak, masa sedih?
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:53Mas?
01:19:55Mas Bapak?
01:19:57Mas?
01:20:01Ah!
01:20:03Da, bucayana!
01:20:06Da, bucayana!
01:20:09Da, bucayana!
01:20:10Da, bucayana!
01:20:12Bacayana!
01:20:13You
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