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The Summer I Fell For My Butler Full
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00:01My dad used to say love was for rich folks.
00:04And girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
00:08So I did.
00:15I'm sorry, babe.
00:17I actually just got a text from work.
00:20What do you mean? It's our wedding night.
00:22I hired a butler.
00:24He's gonna take good care of you while I'm gone.
00:26The bartender?
00:30Would you like me to feed you some graves, you lady?
00:35I can feed myself, thank you.
00:49I have a profession.
00:51This is my first time of life.
00:55I prepared a guilty pleasure for you.
01:00You're so tense, you lady.
01:07If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
01:16Surprise!
01:20You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
01:22No.
01:24I'm married.
01:25Let's get this fucking party started!
01:32I always fantasize about being with a butler.
01:35Get back to the trailer park, you dirty motherfucker.
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:40Yeah!
01:41Um, champagne, please.
02:11Hey, you okay?
02:21Yeah, I think so.
02:23Come on, you've got what you wanted.
02:25Let yourself have it.
02:26Don't worry.
02:27Keep it, Daryl's gonna get you, too.
02:29We'll see.
02:35Sweetie, I know you're nervous,
02:37but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
02:41Trust me.
02:42Yes, mother.
02:43You're always right.
02:58Look at us.
02:59We seem like the perfect couple.
03:01I now pronounce you man and wife.
03:05You may now kiss your bride.
03:07My dad used to say love was for rich folks,
03:10and girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
03:14So I did.
03:15Hey there.
03:26Hey, just a sec, babe.
03:29Um, wow.
03:32You look damn.
03:35Watch it.
03:36I'm a married woman.
03:38Your husband's a lucky man.
03:39I'm sorry, babe.
03:46I actually just got a text from work,
03:49and shit at the fan in Hong Kong.
03:51What do you mean?
03:52It's our wedding night.
03:53It's not like it's the first time for anything.
03:56But what am I supposed to do?
03:57I don't know, babe.
03:58It's a beach house.
03:59Enjoy a vacation.
04:00I don't want to stay here alone.
04:02You won't be.
04:03I hired a butler.
04:05Darren.
04:05He's going to watch over everything while I'm gone.
04:07Who the hell is Darren?
04:09Uh, Dylan, actually.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12Um, sir.
04:14Madame.
04:16The bartender?
04:17Actually, a personal trainer and serve instructor.
04:20I also make a main girl cheese.
04:22Okay, I don't need a butler.
04:24I need my husband.
04:25It's our honeymoon.
04:27It'll just be for a couple days.
04:29You'll be fine, babe.
04:32Good luck.
04:36Anything you need, I'm at your service.
04:42So, do you want, like, a grilled cheese or...
04:44I'm okay.
04:45Okay.
04:45Yeah.
04:50I was done crying.
04:52I could mope or I could tan.
04:55I picked tan.
05:02I thought her ladyship might enjoy something plain.
05:23Sure.
05:24Would you like me to feed you some gravy, lady?
05:33I can feed myself, thank you.
05:36Why are you speaking like that?
05:38According to Google, a butler must dress the woman of the house with respect, kind words,
05:44and the British accent.
05:46Yeah, no.
05:46And may I ask, what's with the get-up?
05:52Rule number two, dress with dignity.
05:54It's going to be hot as hell today.
05:57Yeah, you're right.
05:59Screw it.
06:02That was hot.
06:03Anything I can get for you?
06:29Pina colada, pull-side massage, all of the above.
06:33I need to get out of the house.
06:48Duck law!
06:49Duck law!
06:52Duck law!
06:53Did you get it?
06:55Did you get that?
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57I want to turn it.
06:58Oh.
06:58Oh, okay.
07:01Don't laugh at me.
07:02Hey, hell of an arm.
07:12I'm the skeeball champion of Lubbock.
07:14I didn't take you as a Texas girl.
07:16Born and raised.
07:19That explains a lot.
07:21How about you?
07:22You're looking at the top dog surfer, Malibu.
07:24Thank you very much.
07:25Oh, wow.
07:26I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty.
07:28Sweet.
07:29So, how does one go from L.A. surfer boy to Beach House Butler?
07:34I have a confession.
07:37This is my first time, Butler.
07:39You don't say.
07:40All right.
07:40Mmm.
07:41Mmm.
07:42Mmm.
07:49Oh.
07:51Eat that, Butler.
07:56Okay.
07:57Cheers.
08:02Okay, your turn.
08:03Favorite man.
08:05Easy.
08:05Fleetwood Mac.
08:07Oh, okay.
08:08Thank God.
08:08I would have taken you as more of, like, a One Direction kind of girl.
08:12Okay.
08:13Guilty pleasure.
08:17Bubble baths.
08:18Come on.
08:19I'm sorry.
08:20They're delightful.
08:22You?
08:24Strawberry Pop-Tarts.
08:25All right.
08:26The culinary masterpiece.
08:28Take it?
08:29Mm-hmm.
08:31Mmm.
08:36This place is amazing.
08:38I always dreamed of opening a spot up just like this.
08:42Why don't you?
08:43My boy Simon and I, we opened a surf shop.
08:46All good vibes, no business plan, and it tanked.
08:50But I did learn one important lesson.
08:53Not all dreams come true.
08:55That doesn't sound like the top doctor Malibu to roll over and give up on his dreams.
09:00Cheers.
09:00Cheers.
09:01Another round of skeeball?
09:04Only if you're ready for me to whoop your ass again.
09:07All right, whatever you say.
09:08Let's go.
09:17Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
09:18Um.
09:23Wow.
09:25I get it now.
09:29Take your time.
09:30Enjoy.
09:32And I'll be downstairs cooking some dinner.
09:34Okay?
09:35Okay.
09:35Okay.
09:35Prepare the guilty pleasure for you, my God.
09:48Prepare the guilty pleasure for you, my God.
09:52Some tense lady.
10:06Some tense lady.
10:08Yes?
10:27Dinner is served.
10:31Thank you. I'll be right down.
10:38Hey, girl. How's it going with the hot butler?
10:46Can you come here before I do something I regret?
10:49You have nothing to feel guilty about.
10:52He left you on your wedding night.
10:54Enjoy yourself. Seriously.
11:01What was that?
11:03Your wife.
11:08Oh, my God. That was amazing.
11:20I just hate sharing you.
11:26Baby.
11:28Ellen, me? That's just optics.
11:30A bride picked by Buddy.
11:32You're the real thing.
11:36After the inheritance kicks in, I'll leave Ella.
11:40And it's just you and me.
11:42Okay.
11:44Of course, I'll have to play husband for a little while.
11:50Fundraisers, family portraits, holidays.
11:56Boring marriage shit.
11:58Like that.
12:00I never considered holidays.
12:02I can't bring my mistress to Buddy's holiday brunch.
12:06I'm no signage.
12:08I'm no signage.
12:10Dang it.
12:12Where are you going?
12:14To take back what's mine.
12:18This is your house.
12:20Your table awaits.
12:32Voila.
12:34Sandwich on the fromage.
12:36Oh, marvelous.
12:38Bon appetit.
12:39What about you?
12:40I am a butler.
12:41Butlers don't eat?
12:42No.
12:43You butdle.
12:44Join me.
12:45I can't.
12:46Rule number seven.
12:47A butler must never die.
12:48I'm sure that rule number one says a butler must never refuse a direct order.
12:52Touché.
12:53For you.
12:54Oh, thank you.
12:55I was hungry.
12:56Cheers.
12:5710 out of 10, huh?
12:58Pretty good.
12:59Sorry, I was probably not talking to my mouth for.
13:01All right.
13:02Bye.
13:03Bye.
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13:49Bye.
13:50Bye.
13:51Bye.
13:52She bit me.
13:53Oh, well, at least you were there to help.
13:58Sometimes the only thing you can do is be there for someone.
14:01Well, sometimes people say they'll be there, and then they're not.
14:08I don't mean to cross any lines.
14:11But being left alone on your wedding night, that isn't okay.
14:17Well, I wasn't left alone.
14:18I have my fake butler, so.
14:22If you were my wife, I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here, with you.
14:33Well, you're not like other men.
14:36Just a fake butler trying my best.
14:42I'm glad I met you, Ella.
14:44I'm really glad I met you, too, Dylan.
14:47I remember the first time I saw you, actually.
14:52Champagne, please.
15:00You downed that wine like a frat boy chugging beer.
15:03You want to know what I remember most about my wedding day?
15:16Right before I was about to go out, I'm thinking, why am I doing this?
15:23And?
15:27What was your answer?
15:29My parents were basically kids when they had me.
15:33High school sweethearts who wouldn't have made it past prom if my mom hadn't have gotten knocked up.
15:37And after mom left, dad used to always say, you want happiness, marry rich.
15:49He seems right.
15:50Look around you.
15:52You got it all.
15:52Then why am I alone on my honeymoon?
15:59You're not alone.
16:01I'm here, Ella.
16:04I know.
16:06But I should be with my husband.
16:08Serenade, my lady.
16:20What would you like?
16:22Mozart's Symphony No. 25?
16:25Sure.
16:26Okay.
16:26Okay.
16:26Incredible.
16:41I'm available for wedding funerals and barman tools.
16:46Thanks for that.
16:54If you weren't married,
16:55would you let me kiss you right now?
17:03Don't ask me that.
17:08Sorry.
17:09I need to get some more.
17:18There was a calm before the storm.
17:21And for the first time, I wasn't thinking about Leo.
17:25Wake up.
17:33There's a huge storm.
17:34We gotta get to safety.
17:35Come on.
17:36Hey.
17:46It's all right.
17:56Closet's the safest place there in the store.
17:59I googled it.
18:09Wrapped in his arms.
18:10I'd never felt safer.
18:14The house could have blown away and I wouldn't have moved.
18:17God bless you.
18:41I got it.
18:42You're married.
19:12Good morning.
19:18I prepared your breakfast.
19:21I don't really do breakfast.
19:28Oh, no way.
19:32You said they're your favorite, so...
19:34Listen, about last night, I...
19:43Thank you so much for taking care of me.
19:46I'm sorry I was such a mess.
19:47It's honestly a blur.
19:51It was special.
19:52It was wrong.
20:01Surprise!
20:04Oh, my God.
20:08Can you hear me?
20:12Cheers.
20:17I'm so glad you guys are here.
20:19Of course.
20:20We couldn't leave our girl stranded on her honeymoon.
20:24Especially now with that fine-ass belt.
20:28I thought I had called in my besties for backup.
20:31Turns out, they had plans of their own.
20:33I'm so glad you're here.
20:40Uh, hey there.
20:41Mmm.
20:42Sauvignon Blanc.
20:44Mmm.
20:44Can I have a glass?
20:45Mm-hmm.
20:48Cute couple, huh?
20:51Got to give it to her.
20:53She made all the right moves,
20:54from living in a trailer park
20:56to marrying a billionaire.
21:05He looks even better walking away.
21:07I fool it.
21:08He's a nice guy.
21:10I bet you didn't know this,
21:10but he saves dolphins.
21:12Oh.
21:12You little...
21:13Something already happened between you two, didn't it?
21:21Nothing happened.
21:22He was just really nice to me last night.
21:28That's all.
21:29You're gonna must be nice.
21:32And...
21:33That's it.
21:42I'm calling bullshit.
21:44Okay, maybe we kiss a little.
21:47How little.
21:47You're unparried now, Ella.
21:53That's...
21:54That nothing happened.
21:54It's...
21:55It's nothing.
21:57It wasn't nothing.
22:02Yum.
22:03Looks delicious.
22:05You like it?
22:07It's a new dish.
22:10Do you want a snack?
22:11Definitely.
22:33Hello?
22:35Are you thirsty?
22:36There's like five different kinds of water in the fridge.
22:39Anything you want.
22:40All right.
22:42Um...
22:43I'll be back with us.
22:56What exactly is going on between you and the butler?
22:59We had a connection.
23:00You saw it.
23:01You're just mad he's not into you.
23:03Sweetie.
23:05He's into Ella.
23:07Ella gets everything.
23:08The rich husband.
23:09The gorgeous house.
23:10Maybe she doesn't get the hot butler, too.
23:12Ella always gets what she wants.
23:16He's good enough for Ella.
23:17He's good enough for me.
23:18They're made for each other.
23:22I see what you're doing.
23:23You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
23:25You are literally insane.
23:32If she cheats, it makes you feel better about fucking her husband.
23:39Yeah.
23:40It's funny seeing you here.
23:53Listen, about last night.
23:55It was what?
23:56It was a mistake.
23:59What else?
24:01There's the wine and the storm and you're so sweet.
24:05I feel safe.
24:10Will you stay for me, huh?
24:13Always.
24:14We shouldn't be doing this.
24:17I know.
24:18I'm married.
24:30Yeah.
24:31Where the hell is he?
24:33Why isn't he here right now?
24:35Did he even try calling you?
24:37Ella.
24:38If he can't see what's in front of him, he doesn't deserve you.
24:41Then what do you want me to do?
24:44Run away with the butler and then what?
24:46Be happy.
24:48I am happy.
24:49A happily married woman doesn't kiss the butler.
24:51That was wrong.
24:52Yeah?
24:54How about this?
24:59Was that wrong?
25:01Hmm?
25:04Yes.
25:07Then I guess this is goodbye.
25:11Wait.
25:14I didn't dismiss you.
25:19Rule nine.
25:21A butler must never leave until the lady of the house has dismissed him.
25:26And you, sir, have not been dismissed.
25:28Just stay.
25:30We'll keep it professional.
25:34That's what her ladyship desires.
25:41Wow, I slept like a rock.
25:50Must be that fresh ocean breeze.
25:53How about you, Elle?
25:54Sleep okay?
25:56Sure.
25:57I know I can't sleep well when I feel guilty about something.
26:01And I definitely couldn't rest if I was a two-timing adulteress.
26:05Why are you coming at me right now?
26:11Because I like him, okay?
26:14I mean, I get a spark.
26:16After I clocked the buffet, she's enough.
26:20Oh, Anastasia.
26:21But every time there's a big guy, Ella swoops in and snatches him.
26:25That is not true.
26:26Oh.
26:27Hmm.
26:28What about the Russian DJ in Mykonos?
26:31The pizza boy?
26:33The yacht guy?
26:35Timothy Chalamet!
26:36Oh, for the last time, that guy was not Timothy Chalamet.
26:38You still made out with him, your limo.
26:41God.
26:44Shit.
26:45You're right.
26:47I'm an asshole.
26:50Well, who needs therapy when you got bunch, right?
26:54More mimosas, butler.
26:57Quickly.
26:58Look at her.
27:04She's practically in heat.
27:06Mmm.
27:07I just keep thinking, poor Leo.
27:12Naomi's plan was simple.
27:13The best way to get Anastasia over Dylan was to get her under someone else.
27:18I'm bored.
27:20I want to have some fun tonight.
27:22You read my find.
27:24Hey, butler.
27:26You got any hot friends?
27:28Yes.
27:32Let's get this fucking party started!
27:35Oh, yeah.
27:35Oh!
27:39Something like that.
27:40No.
27:47I don't see the people leaving with them trouble, y'all.
27:53you are drooling i am not i mean if i were you i'd have thrown that man against the wall by now
28:23okay something may have happened the night of the storm we kissed
28:44and then we maybe kissed again last night
28:46oh baby girl you are in deep okay i mean just the way he looks at you
29:04dude dude you've been like i've been in her for like seven minutes what is up with you two
29:09i think she's the woman bro you say that like a couple times a year no man i mean it like
29:17soulmate stuff and okay so what's going on she's married and where's her husband
29:27the dirtbag left her the night of her wedding sounds like you left your own opening
29:31but what about anastasia and he has other options
29:50you and anastasia look off the cozy
29:52she is not my type oh
29:55mm-hmm then what is your type huh
30:02smart funny smile so beautiful could break the heart
30:11kicks my ass and ski well
30:12well that's a super cheerleaf style
30:13that's a super cheerleaf style
30:14that's a super cheerleaf style talent
30:18that's my type
30:18oh
30:19mm-hmm then what is your type
30:23huh
30:23smart funny smile so beautiful could break the heart
30:33kicks my ass and ski well
30:34that's a super cheerleaf style talent
30:44hey come in love
30:50mind if i join
30:53um i need to go
30:56no oh
30:59okay
31:05it's beautiful isn't it
31:08yeah
31:10makes me feel small
31:12insignificant
31:14yeah
31:15in a good way
31:17reminds me that life's short
31:20if you want something
31:23you go for it
31:29whoa whoa um
31:31i can't
31:34women like ella
31:35never go for guys like you
31:38they always choose the leos
31:51do you love her
31:54i sure don't
31:56i bet you do
32:01look
32:03take it from someone who's been there
32:05don't let her go
32:08watching someone you love be with someone else it guts you
32:14and it never stops hurting
32:31not now naomi
32:42i have something for you
32:44from the butler
32:45i thought you'd never come
33:02i thought you'd never come
33:22i always feel anxious about being with a butler
33:25butler i'm not a butler
33:27i thought you were dylan
33:33so do you want to keep going
33:34yeah
33:42listen ala i'm sorry i didn't mean for this to get so complicated
33:46you don't need to apologize
33:49i thought my marriage made sense
33:52on paper
33:52but these past few days
33:57with you
34:00i've never felt anything like this before
34:13i think
34:19have to go
34:19i know
34:20is
34:22the
34:22i i thought
34:23i couldn't
34:23tell me
34:27i'm
34:28so
34:29Honey, I'm home!
34:50Shit!
34:59Honey, I'm home!
35:03Who the fuck are you?
35:04Yeah, who the fuck are you, bro?
35:05I own this fucking house!
35:07So you're the dirtbag who abandoned his wife?
35:09You dirty motherfucker!
35:11Bro!
35:12Hey, hey, hey!
35:13Guys, come on!
35:14Simon, not again!
35:15Oh, my God!
35:16Leo!
35:17What a surprise!
35:19Dude, chill!
35:20He's my boss!
35:21Bro, he fucking started it!
35:23God damn it!
35:24I don't know who he kicked his ass off.
35:25Sir, I'll make sure to escort him out immediately.
35:28No!
35:29Fuck this!
35:30I'm out!
35:31You're gorgeous.
35:32You coming?
35:33Um...
35:35Yes.
35:36Thank you for the lovely weekend.
35:39Call me later.
35:41I want all the tea.
35:42Yeah.
35:43What have you been doing?
35:45Um...
35:46I've been handling business, like you said.
35:49I thought I told you to watch the place, not throw a fucking frat party.
35:56I'm sorry, sir.
35:57I was pretty low-key on some pretty huge parties.
36:00Why aren't you dressed?
36:04I was changing to prepare dinner.
36:05What?
36:06Leo, it wasn't his fault.
36:07The party was my idea.
36:08Well, my mistake.
36:09I need a goddamn drink.
36:10Mm-hmm.
36:11Your shirt's inside out.
36:12Are you okay?
36:13Definitely not.
36:14Are you okay?
36:15Definitely not.
36:16you're too rich.
36:17I'm sorry.
36:18Well, my mistake.
36:21I need a goddamn drink.
36:29Your shirt's inside and out.
36:36Are you okay?
36:39Definitely not.
36:48There's my girl.
36:53Your wife is in the other room.
36:56That's what makes it so hot.
36:58No, Leo, I told you.
37:00I'm no side piece.
37:02I am the main course.
37:04I had a deal.
37:05Consider this a renegotiation.
37:09You know you don't have to do this, right?
37:11Yes, I do.
37:13You're a grown man, Leo.
37:15Maybe stop letting mommy run your whole life.
37:18Think about the money.
37:19Once I'm married and bunny signs off,
37:21the inheritance is mine.
37:23Yeah, but I hate this.
37:26Six months.
37:27I'll leave Ella.
37:29I'll wire the money down to the Caymans
37:30and we'll sail away on my yacht.
37:33Deal?
37:35Deal.
37:35Pull your pants up.
37:50This kind of scandalous behavior
38:04is exactly why I said she wasn't right for us.
38:08We were just having fun.
38:10Your father and I had our fun.
38:12We just need to hide it.
38:15Sweetie, I know you're nervous,
38:17but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
38:21She's the one for us.
38:23Trust mother.
38:24Yes, mother.
38:25You're always right.
38:26Mother's always right.
38:29Listen, once I get the money, we're golden.
38:34Lucky me.
38:37Come here.
38:38You know how much I want you?
38:40You want me?
38:41Prove it.
38:43Right now.
38:44Her or me.
38:47Don't make me choose.
38:51You just did.
38:56Let's go.
38:58You and me.
38:59Right now.
39:00Dylan.
39:00Come on.
39:03You said this was real.
39:04Is that true?
39:07Yes.
39:08Something come with me.
39:09I can't just run away.
39:14Do you still love him?
39:19I don't know anymore.
39:27There's my beautiful bride.
39:29We need to talk, Neil.
39:30Let's talk after.
39:31You missed your chance on your wedding night.
39:34I told you.
39:35Business emergency?
39:36Oh yeah, Hong Kong.
39:37Was it?
39:37You're back awfully fast.
39:39Jesus, Ella.
39:40What do you want to see?
39:40A boarding pass?
39:41No, I want a husband who won't leave the second the photos are taken.
39:45You're right.
39:46And I'm sorry.
39:48That was my fault.
39:49I shouldn't have done that.
39:50But I'm back now.
39:52For you.
39:53For me?
39:53Or for your inheritance?
39:56I don't know what you mean by that.
39:57Bonnie told me.
40:00Such a beautiful bride.
40:03Just one teensy little formality.
40:05Be a dear and sign this little prenup for me.
40:09Prenup?
40:10Now I know to a girl from the trailer park, marrying Leo is like winning the lottery.
40:15Bless your little car for that.
40:17But just to be clear, that money, that's caprizzy family money.
40:22And I intend to keep it that way.
40:25I'm not marrying Leo for his money.
40:27Don't worry.
40:28I'm a modern woman.
40:30This prenup entitles you to five mil as long as you stay married to my son for at least one year.
40:36I'm not a girl.
40:49What she says doesn't matter.
40:52This marriage was a mistake.
40:54Ella, look at me.
40:57You are my wife.
40:58I love you.
41:03You love it, right?
41:03Then go.
41:06Go before you end up like me.
41:08Go.
41:09Go.
41:27No, you don't, Leo.
41:29You need me to make Bonnie happy so she'll unlock your money.
41:32You think I married you for money?
41:36I think you have it backwards.
41:38You love Bonnie.
41:39You swept me off my feet and it was nice.
41:43So I pretended that it was real.
41:44I'm not the villain here, Ella.
41:48I need a man who sees me, who wants me, who loves me.
41:52Not someone whose mother picked me out like a new yacht.
41:55Jesus, Ella.
41:57Could you be more dramatic?
41:59This is marriage.
41:59It's messy.
42:01You can't just walk away because it's not perfect.
42:03I'm not leaving because it's messy.
42:05I'm leaving because it's empty.
42:07Think about what you're throwing away!
42:09I am!
42:16Where are you going?
42:18It's time for me to leave.
42:20Go.
42:21Be with your husband.
42:22I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess.
42:24You didn't drag me!
42:26I've never felt anything like this.
42:29Neither have I.
42:30Don't say it unless you mean it.
42:32I do mean it.
42:36But it's complicated.
42:38I made a vow.
42:39If it's Leo you want, just say the word and you'll never see me again.
42:43Dylan.
42:45Listen.
42:45I stood in front of a priest and I said vows that I thought I meant.
42:54But it felt empty.
42:56Like I was pretending.
43:00And then you happened.
43:05You.
43:05The fake butler.
43:08With the devastating smile and your kind dolphin saving heart.
43:13And your terrible skee-ball score.
43:17I'm never going to be a whole look that down.
43:19No.
43:22With you, I'm not pretending.
43:26I feel whole.
43:31I think I'm in love with you too.
43:35Good news, baby.
43:47It's over.
43:48Ella's leaving.
43:50Hmm.
43:51How romantic.
43:53Is that supposed to impress me?
43:55That means we can finally do this.
43:58So now I'm suddenly worthy.
44:01Yes.
44:02I choose you.
44:05You didn't choose me.
44:08You lost her.
44:11You've always been the real thing.
44:19I love you.
44:20Oh, wow.
44:29It all makes sense now.
44:31Oh, please.
44:32Don't stop on my account.
44:41Babe, that's not what it looks like.
44:43Really?
44:43Because it looks like you're fucking my best friend.
44:46Ella, I'm sorry.
44:47No, you betrayed me.
44:48I loved him first.
44:50And then you showed up with your big old eyes and tragic backstory and stole him.
44:56You really are the worst.
44:57Oh, please.
44:58You have some nerve acting like a saint after the weekend that you've had.
45:02What the hell does that mean?
45:05Ask your faithful wife what she's been doing with the butler.
45:09Wow.
45:10Okay.
45:11You've been cheating on me?
45:13With the fucking help?
45:14You abandoned me on our wedding night so you could fuck another woman!
45:19Well, you're fired.
45:20Fuck you.
45:21I was never a butler.
45:22I quit.
45:22But he's going to be so pissed.
45:29Ella, please.
45:31Just give me one year.
45:33Are you really going to turn down five million dollars?
45:36No.
45:40Ella, come on.
45:42You know they're going to like the money.
45:47Told you.
45:49It never stops hurting.
45:51Like I said, I'm no expert.
45:55But I know about where we're supposed to be cleaning up messes.
45:58I'm making them worse.
45:58And look at the mess that I've made.
46:00I'm out.
46:01Dylan, wait.
46:02And just like that, the emptiness came back.
46:05I guess he wasn't that into you.
46:09Guess it's just you and me.
46:15No.
46:16It's not.
46:17I don't love you anymore.
46:21Goodbye, Ria.
46:35Um, champagne, please.
46:37Well, I wasn't left alone.
46:55I have my fake butler.
46:56If you were my wife, I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here with you.
47:04I can't do this anymore.
47:24It's too hard.
47:25If that's the case, then perhaps would his lordship like some grapes?
47:35What are you doing?
47:37Rule eight.
47:39Make apology with flair.
47:41You made that up.
47:42Maybe.
47:43Now would his lordship please?
47:45Okay, I get it.
47:46You're right.
47:47It's annoying.
47:47Except this humble butler's apology for being so blind.
47:58His lordship shall consider.
48:01And maybe, just as a peace offering, would his lordship accept a kiss?
48:09I think that'd be most agreeable.
48:11He wasn't rich, he wasn't perfect, but somehow, with the beach house butler, it was real.
48:41You're welcome.
48:42You're welcome.
48:42I'll show up again.
48:44Thanks for listening.
48:45I'll be giving you a couple years later.
48:46I'll show up again.
48:47You're welcome.
48:52Bye.
49:07Bye.
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