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Full Episode of Playing Pretend
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00:00:01If this were a rom-com, how would it go?
00:00:06Well, since you're my boss, you'd obviously have to be a workaholic.
00:00:18And I'm an impressionable underpaid assistant who just moved to the city.
00:00:24You forced me to be your girlfriend to trick your parents.
00:00:32My father doesn't think that I'm serious enough to keep the division.
00:00:36And I hate every second of it.
00:00:39Are you enjoying the view?
00:00:42But then, helping you trick your parents lets me see you on a deeper level.
00:00:48And then we're out.
00:00:54I'm out.
00:01:00No, no, no.
00:01:03No, no, no, no!
00:01:09No, no, no!
00:01:14Don't get distracted now, Mr.
00:01:29Stop talking.
00:01:31You better be yawning from the back of an Uber, mister.
00:01:36What?
00:01:37Oh, fuck.
00:01:38Kate's and Kate's room party.
00:01:39You were supposed to remind me.
00:01:41I left 14 sticky notes on your desk.
00:01:43God damn it, you cannot be late to this.
00:01:46Who's that big boy?
00:01:47Please tell me this woman doesn't think she's got a shot with you.
00:01:50Um, she's from Portugal?
00:01:52She knows this is just a flame.
00:01:54You're cheating on me with someone from Portugal?
00:01:56On second thought, Grace, you're gonna have to handle this for me.
00:02:00I'm calling the car.
00:02:02Shower off your bad decisions and get in.
00:02:04Okay.
00:02:10This was fun, Nadia.
00:02:12But, uh, it's time for you to go.
00:02:15You can see yourself out, can't you?
00:02:17Oh.
00:02:30Whoa!
00:02:36You know, you really should start watching where you're going.
00:02:39One of these days, you're gonna end up smeared across the hood of some Mercedes.
00:02:42So nice to see you, too.
00:02:48Oh.
00:02:49How do I look?
00:02:54Perfect.
00:02:56I mean, fine.
00:02:58Good.
00:02:59You look good.
00:03:01I'm just glad you made it.
00:03:04Shall we?
00:03:05Mm-hmm.
00:03:06You know I've only ever met your family on the phone?
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09You'll see why.
00:03:10You know how much shit my father's going to give me now that I'm the only single wolf?
00:03:21Brennan!
00:03:22Oh, God.
00:03:23Deal with that.
00:03:24Please.
00:03:25Help me, isn't it?
00:03:26Look, it's nothing personal, but Brennan...
00:03:27You!
00:03:28You!
00:03:29You're the little assistant that's been keeping us apart.
00:03:30Because what?
00:03:31You think you have a shot with him?
00:03:32Whore?
00:03:33No, our relationship is strictly professional.
00:03:34It's pathetic.
00:03:35Give it up, sweetheart.
00:03:36He's not interested.
00:03:37You're the only single wolf.
00:03:38I'm the only single wolf.
00:03:39Brennan!
00:03:40Oh, God.
00:03:41Deal with that.
00:03:42Please.
00:03:43Help me, isn't it?
00:03:44Look, it's nothing personal, but Brennan...
00:03:46You!
00:03:48You're the little assistant that's been keeping us apart.
00:03:51Because what?
00:03:52You think you have a shot with him?
00:03:54Whore?
00:03:55No, our relationship is strictly professional.
00:03:58It's pathetic.
00:04:00Give it up, sweetheart.
00:04:01He's not interested.
00:04:03You're just the girl who gets his coffee.
00:04:20Well, look who it is.
00:04:22Big bro.
00:04:23Kate.
00:04:24Congratulations on all of this.
00:04:28It's great.
00:04:30I really do feel blessed.
00:04:33Marrying the love of my life soon.
00:04:35My division is killing it.
00:04:37Have you seen our projections?
00:04:39Yeah.
00:04:41You know, I could give you some pointers.
00:04:45I saw your numbers.
00:04:472% growth is not gonna cut it.
00:04:50Not when Dad is in slashing mode.
00:04:53Oh, you haven't heard?
00:04:56At next month's board meeting.
00:04:58If you're not caught up.
00:05:03Oh, but don't worry.
00:05:04I'm sure you'll find something.
00:05:08Hmm.
00:05:09Maybe Mickey D's is hiring.
00:05:11You do look good in yellow.
00:05:14Now, if you don't mind, I have well-wishers to greet.
00:05:21Excuse me.
00:05:25Excuse me.
00:05:36Office now.
00:05:37But we just got here.
00:05:38Now.
00:05:39The whole division's just gone.
00:05:40No.
00:05:41Because you're gonna get an action plan on my desk by tomorrow.
00:05:54Tomorrow is Saturday.
00:05:56Mr. Wolf.
00:05:59I'm Howard Bernstein from the Bernstein Corporation.
00:06:03Now, I know we didn't have a meeting set up, but I have a potential business opportunity for you.
00:06:07Guys, sir, all scheduling needs to go through now.
00:06:09Mr. Wolf, I really think we should discuss this.
00:06:13Oh!
00:06:14Oh!
00:06:15Oh!
00:06:16Oh!
00:06:17Apologize to my assistant, or the next meeting you take will be from a hospital bed.
00:06:22Oh, jeez!
00:06:24Okay!
00:06:25All right!
00:06:26God!
00:06:27Okay!
00:06:28I'm sorry!
00:06:29I'm sorry!
00:06:30Now.
00:06:33You.
00:06:34Action plan.
00:06:356 p.m. tomorrow.
00:06:36And you get the fuck out of here and leave my assistant alone.
00:06:39You, sir!
00:06:42Are a brute!
00:06:53Again?
00:06:54What is it?
00:06:55Ms. Reynolds, I'm calling you as your mother's next of kin.
00:06:58Unfortunately, this call is to provide you with a time of death.
00:07:02Sorry, excuse me, time of death?
00:07:05Ms. Reynolds, your mother is dead.
00:07:12Grace, I need you to get a hold of Miller at the, uh...
00:07:25What is it?
00:07:27My mother's dead.
00:07:30Grace, are you serious?
00:07:33Okay.
00:07:34Sorry, you said that we need Miller?
00:07:37You need me to call Jordan Miller?
00:07:38Grace, don't worry about that.
00:07:39Go...
00:07:40You need to go.
00:07:41No, no, I can't.
00:07:42No, I can't.
00:07:43We've got...
00:07:44I'm telling you as your boss.
00:07:45You need to go.
00:07:46No, no, I can't.
00:07:47No, I can't.
00:07:48We've got...
00:07:49I'm telling you as your boss.
00:07:50You need to go.
00:07:51Grace, why are you going back to work?
00:08:18Didn't Brendan give you like a whole month off?
00:08:22Yeah, but he needs me.
00:08:27Look, I know you're desperately in love with this man, but he...
00:08:31I am not.
00:08:38Okay, fine.
00:08:39Fine.
00:08:40I love him.
00:08:43Are you happy?
00:08:44I've loved him for five fucking years, and he does not give a shit about me.
00:08:51I give him all of my waking hours.
00:08:54I get rid of his hookups.
00:08:57I even check the security cameras on my phone every day because he doesn't trust the alarm company.
00:09:04You don't want him taking advantage of you? Then don't let him.
00:09:07You deserve love, not dirty work.
00:09:14Two percent growth in this economy is impressive. Above industry standard.
00:09:20Kate's division saw eight percent last month alone.
00:09:24Well, why don't we ask the IRS about Kate's growth?
00:09:28One of these days, that behavior is going to come back to bite her in the ass.
00:09:30It's not just business. Kate's a serious person.
00:09:34She's settling down, and you're still in the tabloids.
00:09:38But floozies, ever since Dulce...
00:09:41This has nothing to do with my personal life.
00:09:44I am more than capable of this.
00:09:46You want your division? Show me you're serious.
00:09:48Otherwise, I'll be making my recommendation to the board.
00:09:52I've got to go.
00:10:03Grace, what are you doing here? I thought you were still on bereavement.
00:10:07What is this?
00:10:12This is me.
00:10:16Quitting.
00:10:26No.
00:10:27Absolutely not.
00:10:29Excuse me?
00:10:31Look, if you still need more time to grieve, I understand.
00:10:34This is not about my mother.
00:10:35Brennan, I need a fresh start.
00:10:41I cannot keep going around in circles with you.
00:10:44These last five years, I have been torturing myself, trying to get you to see that...
00:10:50It doesn't matter.
00:10:54I'm done.
00:10:55No, you're not.
00:11:04You're still under contract for another year.
00:11:07What kind of leader would I be if I just let my employees leave just because they wanted to have a fresh start?
00:11:15Do you want to do this the hard way, Brennan?
00:11:16Okay.
00:11:20Fine.
00:11:26Hi.
00:11:26I need to speak with one of your attorneys, please.
00:11:29No, any one of them is fine.
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:34What the fuck?
00:11:35What are you doing?
00:11:37Look.
00:11:39I'll allow you to quit.
00:11:41Under one condition.
00:11:44You become my girlfriend.
00:11:50Excuse me?
00:11:52Look, my father doesn't think that I'm serious enough to keep the division.
00:11:56He and my mom are coming this weekend to stay with me for Kate's wedding, and...
00:11:59Well, I just...
00:12:00I need to prove to him that I'm done fucking around.
00:12:04Are you?
00:12:07Right.
00:12:07I didn't think so.
00:12:09So ask Naomi.
00:12:11Or Miss Portugal.
00:12:13Anyone.
00:12:14There's a line of girls a mile long who'd be happy to help you.
00:12:17But, Grace.
00:12:19You're the only one that I trust.
00:12:24Look.
00:12:25If you do this for me,
00:12:26avoid your contract.
00:12:28And then you can go and do whatever it is that you want.
00:12:31With a glowing recommendation from myself.
00:12:35I can't do this anymore, Brennan.
00:12:38I can't keep doing your dirty work.
00:12:41I deserve better.
00:12:43I deserve to...
00:12:44Grace!
00:12:46I need you.
00:12:53It's just for the weekend.
00:12:56Right?
00:12:56Just for your parents.
00:13:02Fine.
00:13:04I'll stay for the weekend,
00:13:05and then I'm gone.
00:13:14What the hell?
00:13:16What was that?
00:13:18Practice.
00:13:19Practice.
00:13:19Brennan?
00:13:34Brennan?
00:13:37Okay.
00:13:38You can do this.
00:13:39You just have to get through this weekend,
00:13:41and then you can forget about Brennan Wolfe for good.
00:13:43Hey, babe.
00:14:00Settling in?
00:14:02Hmm?
00:14:03Feel free to use any open space.
00:14:08Just don't go to my side or get into any of my stuff.
00:14:12Yeah, you don't seem to use your closet much.
00:14:17Are you enjoying the view?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:25Wait.
00:14:32Here.
00:14:34Take this.
00:14:35What is this?
00:14:36Well, your wardrobe is passable as my assistant,
00:14:42but my girlfriend would never wear this.
00:14:47First thing in the morning,
00:14:48go and get yourself a new wardrobe.
00:14:50100,000 max.
00:14:51100,000?
00:14:55No, I can't do that.
00:14:56No, just think of it as a bonus.
00:15:02Fine.
00:15:04It's getting late.
00:15:05I think I'm going to turn in.
00:15:09Do you mind?
00:15:12Most long-term couples share a bedroom.
00:15:26Absolutely not.
00:15:30Look, my parents get in tomorrow.
00:15:32We have to make this thing look real, at least.
00:15:35Okay, then tomorrow you're welcome to the floor.
00:15:39Until then, find another bedroom.
00:15:41There's like 50 in this place.
00:15:44Fine.
00:15:45You win.
00:15:48But I'll be downstairs watching a movie if you can't sleep.
00:15:55How about a rom-com?
00:15:56Sure.
00:16:18I wanted you then.
00:16:20And I want you now.
00:16:23Then what are you waiting for?
00:16:25Well, I think that's my cue.
00:16:48Good night, Brennan.
00:16:49I think I'm going to fall in love with you.
00:16:55I know you don't have to say anything.
00:16:57I just...
00:16:57I wanted you to know.
00:17:01Okay.
00:17:03Just a minute.
00:17:10Brennan?
00:17:10What are you doing here?
00:17:21What are you doing here?
00:17:29So smooth.
00:17:31I'm dying.
00:17:43I'm dying.
00:17:44I'm dying.
00:17:48Wow
00:18:02You look
00:18:04Nice
00:18:06Thanks
00:18:18They're here
00:18:18Prepare yourself
00:18:20Brenny
00:18:23Mother
00:18:26Oh my goodness
00:18:28This must be Grace
00:18:31Brennan
00:18:33She is absolutely darling
00:18:37No wonder you've been keeping her all to yourself
00:18:42Still, you might have mentioned her at some point
00:18:48Oh, that'll be Kate
00:18:52She's here for dinner
00:18:53Oh, um
00:18:55I didn't realize she'd be joining us
00:18:57Oh, well I wanted to include everyone
00:19:00The whole family
00:19:02Sweetheart
00:19:08Oh, come here, honey bunny
00:19:10I still can't believe you finally tamed my brother
00:19:17How'd you do it?
00:19:22I was in Soho
00:19:24Oh
00:19:25Don't tell me you met in a bar
00:19:28No, of course we didn't meet at a bar
00:19:32Do you want to tell them, baby?
00:19:35Or should I?
00:19:37Um, you tell it, sweetheart
00:19:40I'll tell
00:19:41I used to work for Cross & Co
00:19:45I know, I know
00:19:47You're biggest rivals
00:19:48Brennan and I hated each other
00:19:51Always stealing clients and competing
00:19:54But I always thought he was cute
00:19:58One day we were pitching the same client
00:20:00We were coming out of the building
00:20:02When I took a step out into the road without looking
00:20:05I know, I know
00:20:06It's a terrible habit that I have
00:20:08A car came barreling down the road at me
00:20:11And before I knew it
00:20:12I felt a pair of strong arms pull me back
00:20:14And when I opened my eyes
00:20:16I found myself staring up at your son
00:20:19How could I hate him after that?
00:20:23And as they say
00:20:24The rest is history
00:20:26And, uh, I've been saving her from traffic
00:20:38Ever since
00:20:39Wow
00:20:41Oh my gosh
00:20:43That sounds like something straight out of a movie
00:20:47Doesn't it, honey?
00:20:49Hmm
00:20:49Almost too good to be true
00:20:52I tell you to get serious
00:20:55And then you pick some random girl up off the street
00:20:59And suddenly you're
00:21:00You're in love?
00:21:01Samuel
00:21:02You've always been this way
00:21:04Always taking the easy way out
00:21:07Content to settle in the middle
00:21:09Coasting along on your name and your money
00:21:12You have no idea what you're talking about
00:21:15Brennan cares more about his company than anyone I've ever met
00:21:20He's dedicated and conscientious
00:21:22And he's
00:21:23Sam
00:21:28Dinner and a show
00:21:34Lucky me
00:21:35Thanks for the fun
00:21:38Night
00:21:38Brennan
00:21:51I
00:21:52I have some contracts to go over
00:21:53Excuse me
00:21:55Oh, Mrs. Wolfe
00:22:12I'm so sorry
00:22:14I don't know what came over me
00:22:16I was completely out of line
00:22:17And I want to apologize
00:22:18Grace, I love my husband
00:22:21But he's always been too hard on Brennan
00:22:24Thank you so much for defending him
00:22:27I can tell
00:22:31You really do care for him
00:22:33I do
00:22:36Nightcap?
00:22:48Nightcap?
00:22:51I thought you were mad at me
00:22:54No, I
00:22:54I just thank you
00:23:00For standing up for me tonight
00:23:02I don't think it really
00:23:07Helped our cause
00:23:08I think your dad hates me
00:23:11But my mom loves you
00:23:15And so it cancels out
00:23:16You were really good
00:23:20I'm sure they'll buy it
00:23:22How are you so good at this?
00:23:28At what?
00:23:29At pretending to be in love
00:23:31Well
00:23:35My mom and I used to watch rom-coms
00:23:41It was kind of our thing
00:23:42I remember
00:23:45She would always tell me
00:23:47Don't kid yourself
00:23:49Real guys will always let you down
00:23:52But rom-com guys are forever
00:23:54Anyway, I guess
00:23:58What I meant was
00:23:59I may not be good
00:24:02At real love
00:24:03But
00:24:04I'm great at rom-coms
00:24:07Plus
00:24:09I mean
00:24:09Some of that is true
00:24:10I mean
00:24:10You are always saving me from traffic
00:24:12Grace
00:24:18You
00:24:19You must really miss your mom
00:24:21I'm so sorry
00:24:24Yeah
00:24:30It's hard
00:24:34To lose the one person in the world
00:24:37Who
00:24:37Makes it all make sense
00:24:40Yeah
00:24:43Trust me
00:24:45I get it
00:24:47You lost someone?
00:24:51I thought I knew everything about you
00:24:52Not everything
00:24:56Do you
00:24:59Do you want to talk about it?
00:25:07I
00:25:07I don't know if I
00:25:11Can
00:25:13It's
00:25:14It's okay
00:25:15You can tell me
00:25:22Maybe
00:25:31Maybe
00:25:31Maybe some other time
00:25:32So
00:25:36If this were a rom-com
00:25:40How would it go?
00:25:45It's very funny
00:25:46No, I'm actually being serious
00:25:49Okay
00:25:54Well
00:25:57Since you're
00:26:00My boss
00:26:01You'd
00:26:02Obviously
00:26:03Have to be
00:26:04A workaholic
00:26:05And
00:26:06I'm
00:26:07An
00:26:07Impressionable
00:26:08Underpaid assistant
00:26:10Who just moved to the city
00:26:11I'm not seeing
00:26:13The fiction there
00:26:13So
00:26:16You forced me
00:26:18To be your girlfriend
00:26:19To trick your parents
00:26:20And I hate
00:26:22Every second of it
00:26:24You know
00:26:25Being
00:26:25I'm a virgin
00:26:26Who's never had a boyfriend at all
00:26:28A virgin?
00:26:30In the story
00:26:30Mister
00:26:32But then
00:26:35Helping you
00:26:37Trick your parents
00:26:39Lets me
00:26:41See you on a deeper level
00:26:43And
00:26:44My
00:26:45Carefree persona
00:26:47Helps you
00:26:48See the world
00:26:49In color for the first time
00:26:50And then
00:26:51What?
00:26:55Well
00:26:55Then
00:26:57One night
00:26:58We're
00:26:58On the sofa
00:27:00Planning the next steps
00:27:03In our
00:27:03Relationship
00:27:04Then
00:27:06I lean in
00:27:07And
00:27:08You lean in
00:27:10And
00:27:10And then
00:27:36So
00:27:39Something like that
00:27:41Huh?
00:27:43I mean
00:27:44If we're gonna convince
00:27:45My parents
00:27:45We'll have to kiss
00:27:46In front of them
00:27:46So
00:27:47Something like
00:27:48That would work
00:27:49Right?
00:27:51Oh yeah
00:27:51Yeah
00:27:52Yeah
00:27:53That's
00:27:54That's fine
00:27:55Good
00:27:57Yeah
00:27:57Um
00:27:59Well
00:28:00We should
00:28:02Probably turn it
00:28:03Sure
00:28:04You are not gonna be able to sleep like that
00:28:34I'll be fine
00:28:36Come on
00:28:41This
00:28:41This bed
00:28:44Is
00:28:44Pretty big
00:28:45Plus
00:28:48You need to be well rested
00:28:49To keep up the ruse
00:28:50Right?
00:28:53Just take the other side of the bed
00:28:55Okay
00:28:58Good night
00:29:15Good night
00:29:16Good night
00:29:41Christ.
00:30:11Good morning.
00:30:38Brennan, we need to talk.
00:30:47I owe you an apology, son.
00:30:50It paints me greatly to see that you're not like Kate, you're not.
00:30:57Great apology so far.
00:30:59But you're still my son, and I care about you deeply.
00:31:05So what do you know about this Grace?
00:31:10What do you mean?
00:31:11I've seen her type before.
00:31:13They appear from the work and attach themselves to great families.
00:31:19They're like leeches.
00:31:22I do not want to see my company fall into the hands of some gold digger.
00:31:30How dare you talk about Grace like that?
00:31:33You have no idea what she's done for this company.
00:31:36For me.
00:31:37You have no idea what she's done for me.
00:31:38I couldn't do this without her.
00:31:40Without who?
00:31:42I'll be going to think about what I said.
00:31:59What was that all about?
00:32:00Grace.
00:32:01We have to step up our game.
00:32:02Look, my father's still suspicious of you.
00:32:05I...
00:32:06What the fuck are we going to do?
00:32:07I thought this was going to work.
00:32:09Hey.
00:32:10It's okay.
00:32:11We'll figure this out.
00:32:13You said you think your mom likes me, right?
00:32:16Maybe we can convince your mom to talk to him and he'll come around.
00:32:21You know, that's not a bad idea.
00:32:35What is wrong with this?
00:32:49You like it with cinnamon.
00:33:01So, about last night...
00:33:09Well, aren't you two just the cutest?
00:33:13Mom, I didn't see you come in.
00:33:16Sorry to interrupt you two lovebirds, but I was just on my way to pick out the flowers for the reception.
00:33:22Poor Kate.
00:33:23She's just so busy with her work that she hasn't had any time to do wedding prep.
00:33:28So, would you like to come with me?
00:33:31Oh, she'd love to.
00:33:33Oh, I don't want to intrude.
00:33:35You too, mister.
00:33:36Mom, but I have to work.
00:33:38Oh, please.
00:33:39The last thing this family needs is another workaholic.
00:33:43Shall we?
00:33:48Oh, hey.
00:33:49I love these flowers.
00:33:50I think you're going to be so excited about them.
00:33:52I know.
00:33:53I'm really excited.
00:33:54The custom city.
00:33:55Thanks for taking me a long time.
00:33:56Grace!
00:33:57Every time!
00:34:07Mom, do you think you could maybe talk to Dad for us?
00:34:34You know, get him to ease up on Grace a bit.
00:34:37Of course, darling, Grace is an absolute angel, and he needs to stop harping on her.
00:34:47Look at my son.
00:34:50I'll protect him.
00:34:52I love it.
00:34:55What about these?
00:35:00Oh, come on.
00:35:02Yellow is bright and fun.
00:35:08A rose for my rose.
00:35:12Yellow roses symbolize friendship.
00:35:16White roses, on the other hand, symbolize purity and loyalty.
00:35:20Brennan!
00:35:23What a coincidence.
00:35:27Jackie, why don't we go check out the lilies?
00:35:29Well, yeah, let's go.
00:35:36I need to talk to you.
00:35:38What are you doing here?
00:35:40Look, I miss you, silly.
00:35:42And I know you miss me.
00:35:44Look, didn't Grace already tell you?
00:35:46Look, we're not a thing.
00:35:49You mean your bitch-ass assistant?
00:35:51You let her speak for you?
00:35:53Keep your voice down.
00:35:56Why are you defending her?
00:36:00Are you...
00:36:01Are you interested in her?
00:36:04No, that would be...
00:36:06Completely unprofessional.
00:36:09You know what?
00:36:10No, you need to leave.
00:36:11Now!
00:36:11Think happy and rich.
00:36:30Happy and rich.
00:36:31Beautiful.
00:36:33All right, one more.
00:36:34Big smiles.
00:36:34Big, big smiles.
00:36:36Well, that'll never happen.
00:36:38What about a smirk?
00:36:40He can do a smirk.
00:36:41All right.
00:36:48And how about a solo picture of a brother and girlfriend?
00:37:03Uh, you two are dating?
00:37:07Just take the picture.
00:37:09Come on, Brendan.
00:37:10Give her a kiss.
00:37:20Seriously?
00:37:22A real kiss.
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:24No.
00:37:25I don't know.
00:37:26Reeling up?
00:37:56Reeling up?
00:38:26Blow this whole thing!
00:38:28Blow what whole thing?
00:38:30Oh!
00:38:31Nothing.
00:38:32Just the photo shoot.
00:38:34Brennan got a little carried away.
00:38:36What's that?
00:38:38Family tradition!
00:38:40No.
00:38:41Kate!
00:38:42Consider it an early wedding present to me.
00:38:45Me and Alec versus you guys.
00:38:48Come on!
00:38:50We never got to play with Dulcie.
00:38:53Who's Dulcie?
00:38:56You haven't told her?
00:38:58Look, that's none of your business, Kate.
00:39:02Fine.
00:39:04Game on.
00:39:10Alright.
00:39:11It's easy.
00:39:12Hers means you have to answer questions about Brennan.
00:39:15His means he has to answer questions about you.
00:39:18Each correct answer gets a point.
00:39:20Whoever gets the most points wins.
00:39:22Are you ready to lose?
00:39:24How bad can it be?
00:39:28It's not like we're strangers.
00:39:30Let's start with a question for the boys.
00:39:36Alright, first question.
00:39:38What is your partner's go-to lunch?
00:39:53Okay.
00:39:54And three, two, one, flip.
00:40:02Oh, come on.
00:40:03The amount of times I pick that sandwich up for you at work.
00:40:06When I was surprising you.
00:40:11Great.
00:40:12Everybody gets a point.
00:40:14Grace, you pull.
00:40:16Another boys question.
00:40:24When did your partner lose their virginity?
00:40:26Three, two, one, flip.
00:40:40Okay, this is scary.
00:40:41You know me too well.
00:40:43That's the idea, babe.
00:40:51Alec, baby?
00:40:52It's you.
00:40:53Now it's about the girlies.
00:40:54What's your partner's favorite band?
00:40:57What's your partner's favorite band?
00:41:08Three, two, one, flip.
00:41:09Three, two, one, flip.
00:41:11You're out.
00:41:12You're out.
00:41:16You're out.
00:41:17And we're back.
00:41:19I just didn't want to do that.
00:41:20You can't do it.
00:41:21You're out.
00:41:22You're out.
00:41:23You're out.
00:41:25You're out.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27I'm out.
00:41:28You're out to be right.
00:41:29You're out.
00:41:30All right, last question.
00:42:00What is your partner's favorite movie genre?
00:42:10And he gets a point, finally, his first one.
00:42:14That makes 16 for The Lovebirds and 37 for me and Alec.
00:42:21Watch Made in Heaven, baby.
00:42:28You remember you quit, right?
00:42:43You don't have to keep working for me.
00:42:45Yeah, well, who else is going to check the security cameras for you?
00:42:57Grace, I know you're upset, but it's just a stupid game, right?
00:43:05It doesn't matter.
00:43:08I think I'm going to turn in.
00:43:10Night.
00:43:11No, Grace.
00:43:13Look, I'm trying.
00:43:15Here.
00:43:17Okay?
00:43:18You can't just shut me out.
00:43:20Talk to me.
00:43:22There's nothing to say, Brennan.
00:43:25Look, you're right.
00:43:27None of this matters.
00:43:31After this weekend, we'll go our separate ways and back to reality.
00:43:38Speaking of, I drafted a list of replacement assistants.
00:43:42It should be in your email.
00:43:45Hmm.
00:43:46Now, if you'll excuse me.
00:43:49Grace.
00:44:12I'm sure he's not hiding anything.
00:44:37Maybe she's just an old friend or something.
00:44:40But it's not just that.
00:44:43The other day, we were playing this couples game, and he didn't know anything about me.
00:44:49I've made his life perfect for years, and he couldn't even bother to learn my favorite band.
00:44:54I know it's hard, but clearly he cares about you.
00:44:58I mean, he brought you home to meet his parents.
00:45:01I'm sure he didn't do that with all the other girls.
00:45:07I need to tell you something.
00:45:09I'm sure he's been talking to one of them.
00:45:11I think it's helpful.
00:45:12I think I don't have to go either, but...
00:45:13I think I can take this time.
00:45:14I'm sure he's still talking to one of them.
00:45:15i thought maybe he was starting to fall for me for real i mean we kissed a couple of times
00:45:44and the other morning i woke up and he was holding me i guess i was just deluding myself like naomi and
00:45:52all the others i said i was done with this i quit for god's sakes but then he roped me in and like a
00:46:02fucking idiot i let him pull me right back in it's like i haven't learned anything grace you're not an
00:46:09idiot you're just a romantic and that's different i don't know maybe my mother was right
00:46:19real men always let you down i'm not gonna get my hopes up i just have to get through the weekend
00:46:28and then i can put brennan wolf behind me cheers
00:46:33come in late night booty call in your office just like the good old days
00:46:59glad you finally saw the light lover
00:47:02brennan
00:47:18baby where'd you go i'm right here
00:47:24no this was this was mistake you need you need to go
00:47:30no the only mistake was you letting me go
00:47:35no you need to go
00:47:41get out the fuck brennan go
00:47:48branny is that you
00:48:11mom what are you doing up
00:48:14i have something for you
00:48:17i wanted to give it to you earlier
00:48:20but i just wanted to let you know how happy i am that you and grace have found each other
00:48:25it's just been so long since dulcie and i
00:48:28i was beginning to worry you'd never find it again
00:48:32mom i uh
00:48:36it's okay you deserve to feel love again and i know now might not be the right time but
00:48:42i wanted to give you this
00:48:45your father proposed to me with it
00:48:56and when the time comes
00:48:58maybe you could propose to grace with it
00:49:02it just it feels so much like last time
00:49:10mom what if that means that it's all gonna fall apart again
00:49:15it's okay sweetie
00:49:17that feeling is fear
00:49:19and all that means is
00:49:22that it's real
00:49:23you said you needed to see me
00:49:40now who needs reminding that i quit
00:49:43look there's something i want to tell you
00:49:47i uh
00:49:49i want you to be my girlfriend
00:49:52it feels like we've covered this
00:49:57no
00:49:58i mean
00:49:59like for real
00:50:01this time
00:50:02what did you just say
00:50:05i've been an idiot
00:50:08all right i've taken you for granted and these last few days have made me realize
00:50:13i can't live without you
00:50:15brother i i don't want to
00:50:17i want to make us official
00:50:22what do you say
00:50:25if i could live anywhere in the world where would i live
00:50:46what i
00:50:51who's my hero
00:50:51i
00:50:53what's my mother's name
00:50:55what's my favorite childhood memory
00:50:57what are my favorite hobbies
00:51:00where am i from
00:51:03you say you can't live without me brennan
00:51:07no you can't live without what i do for you
00:51:10besides the fact that i make your life easier
00:51:13you don't know anything about me
00:51:15i know that you're
00:51:23kind
00:51:24i know that you're
00:51:29not afraid to
00:51:30stand up for people you care about
00:51:32that you love your mom
00:51:35that you're
00:51:38an extremely hard worker
00:51:40that you snore
00:51:43i know that you make me feel safe
00:51:50and happy
00:51:52and good
00:51:54and if you give me a chance
00:51:57i'll learn the rest
00:51:58please
00:52:02grace
00:52:04grace
00:52:34grace
00:52:54grace
00:53:02grace
00:53:03you look like you've been up all night and uh whose fault is that
00:53:11get me
00:53:20okay hold still there mr wolf this will make you look awake there
00:53:35you are a miracle worker what else is new
00:54:05you know when i get married i'm not inviting any of these people in fact i'm not inviting anyone at
00:54:15all vegas elopement elvis impersonator reception at the casino it works it's very romantic yeah
00:54:29what about you i don't know oh come on don't tell me you haven't thought about it i mean doesn't
00:54:38every single one of those rom-coms have some sort of cliche fairy tale wedding
00:54:43i guess i never imagined it because i've never been in love before all the guys i've been with
00:54:53i haven't something hasn't felt right it's like i've been waiting for someone
00:55:01what about you what about me have you ever been in love
00:55:13excuse me do you mind if i borrow my son for a moment
00:55:19be my guest
00:55:23time to pay the piper bro
00:55:41what the fuck is this
00:55:44kate
00:55:46the other night i went down to get a drink of water and that's when i heard
00:55:54your so-called girlfriend saying something very interesting to her little friend
00:55:59she's not your girlfriend after all is she
00:56:02look dad i don't know what
00:56:04no more of your lies son and do not ask your mother to intervene i knew this was wrong from
00:56:10the get-go now i have proof i'll be meeting with the board on monday morning and then you'll
00:56:17begin the process of transferring your division's assets over wait
00:56:21look i don't know what kate heard or think she heard but what grace and i have is real i swear
00:56:32i'll prove it
00:56:35excuse me everyone uh excuse me may i please just
00:56:53have a moment of your time
00:57:07and will my lovely girlfriend grace reynolds please join me
00:57:12grace i've known you for
00:57:29a very long time honestly feels like forever
00:57:33and recently something's changed and i've realized just how deep my love for you runs
00:57:39and now i'd like to formalize that love
00:57:43my father gave my mother this ring 30 years ago
00:57:59and through all the hardships they've endured this ring has
00:58:02remained a symbol of their enduring love
00:58:05yesterday my mother gave it to me
00:58:08and today i would like to give it to you
00:58:11grace reynolds will you do me the honors of making me the happiest
00:58:16man on earth
00:58:17and allow me to be your husband
00:58:20yes
00:58:33i'll marry you
00:58:35i want to talk to you
00:58:51grace i know i know but my father and kate they were circling me and you'll resolve my contract today
00:59:11i'll stay with you publicly until your father agrees to leave your division alone but then i'm gone
00:59:17and i never want to see you again
00:59:20why
00:59:23grace this was a mistake but but i put a stop to it i i promise nothing happened
00:59:40why should i believe you
00:59:42why should i believe you
00:59:42i mean it's on the tape watch it
00:59:45grace
00:59:47you've been my assistant for five years
00:59:52you know me
00:59:54you know everything about me
00:59:57not everything
00:59:59what's that supposed to mean
01:00:02what's that supposed to mean
01:00:02who's dulcie
01:00:04this is
01:00:06personal
01:00:08well you just asked me to marry you so
01:00:11what's yours is mine right honey
01:00:14who is she
01:00:17nothing to say
01:00:23well it doesn't matter
01:00:26because i'm done
01:00:28grace
01:00:53oh thank god
01:00:56what is this
01:00:59where am i
01:01:01what's wrong with me
01:01:06grace just just calm down okay you're gonna hurt yourself
01:01:10you you were hit by a car
01:01:12what
01:01:15got a spinal injury
01:01:17and well you're suffering from paralysis
01:01:20but but it's only temporary
01:01:22the doctor said that you'll walk again you just
01:01:24your body needs time to recover
01:01:27i should be in a hospital
01:01:30grace
01:01:31we have the very best doctors on retainer
01:01:34mom can grace and i just have a moment please
01:01:38of course
01:01:39but if you need anything
01:01:41just call
01:01:42i'll be in the next room
01:01:44grace when i saw you
01:01:54outside on the street
01:01:55i i was so fucking scared
01:01:57i thought i'd lost you
01:01:58lost your little prop you mean
01:02:00how could you say that
01:02:03do you do you really think i don't care about you
01:02:05brennan
01:02:07if your father wasn't in the picture
01:02:09would you have even asked me out
01:02:11i
01:02:14yeah
01:02:16i didn't think so
01:02:18you can keep trying to trick yourself into thinking that you care about me
01:02:22but this whole time you were just playing pretend
01:02:24i'll stay here till i can walk again but
01:02:28we're over
01:02:30grace i
01:02:32okay
01:02:40whatever you want
01:02:41that's not true
01:03:01angela
01:03:02i love you
01:03:04love isn't a single tender thought about me in the middle of the night xavier
01:03:10i know that
01:03:11i uh
01:03:18thought you might be hungry
01:03:19i made lasagna
01:03:24bell told me it was your favorite
01:03:25can i at least leave it by your bed
01:03:29okay
01:03:32okay
01:03:32oh
01:03:44fuck
01:03:46let me see it
01:03:49let me see it
01:03:50all right you're okay but
01:03:52it's just cramping because you've been in the bed so long
01:03:56it just needs to be massaged
01:03:57just
01:04:00just fucking do it
01:04:02okay
01:04:03breathe
01:04:06breathe into it
01:04:08right there
01:04:10breathe
01:04:12steady
01:04:13calm
01:04:16slow it down
01:04:17breathe
01:04:19you can stop
01:04:31thank you
01:04:34of course
01:04:38good at that
01:04:43yeah
01:04:45i got quite a bit of experience
01:04:49you know i think it's time
01:04:54i told you about dulcie
01:04:57she was my fiance
01:05:07you were engaged
01:05:10yeah
01:05:12we were
01:05:15young
01:05:16and she was
01:05:18a free spirit
01:05:19in love with the world
01:05:21and i admired that
01:05:23honestly i wanted to be just like her
01:05:25i asked her to marry me after two weeks
01:05:31a month after the engagement
01:05:39we got the diagnosis
01:05:41and six months later
01:05:46i buried her
01:05:47we never got to walk down the aisle
01:05:51i'm so sorry brennan
01:05:55so i just
01:05:58i pushed down my emotions
01:05:59and
01:06:00drowned myself
01:06:02in
01:06:02girlfriends
01:06:03and
01:06:03one night stands
01:06:04but nothing
01:06:05worked
01:06:07and i thought
01:06:09if i fell in love again
01:06:10that
01:06:11something terrible would happen
01:06:13and i was right
01:06:15are you saying
01:06:20are you saying you love me
01:06:23grace
01:06:25how could i not
01:06:28love you
01:06:29look i i know
01:06:36i don't deserve your forgiveness
01:06:39or your love
01:06:41but please
01:06:43let me take care of you
01:06:46like you've taken care of me for so long
01:06:48just until you recover
01:06:53then you can go
01:06:56fuck bell that hurts
01:07:05that's good
01:07:06dr hurt says that's a good sign
01:07:09it means you're getting your feeling back
01:07:11hey you know what you're gonna tell him
01:07:24i think he means what he said
01:07:26but
01:07:28it took him forever to be honest
01:07:30and he used me for so long
01:07:33i don't know
01:07:35maybe my mom was right
01:07:38men
01:07:39aren't like in the rom-coms
01:07:41of course
01:07:42they're not
01:07:43girl
01:07:43those guys are made up
01:07:45that's like a dude getting mad at you
01:07:47for not being like the girls in the ponos
01:07:49it's not the same
01:07:51you know he admitted he was wrong
01:07:54and now he's trying to make it better
01:07:56in my book
01:07:57that's worth a shot
01:07:59all right
01:08:01let's do the other side
01:08:02thank you
01:08:15yeah
01:08:17of course
01:08:18doc told me you're doing really well
01:08:28said you stood up today
01:08:30yeah
01:08:32for a whole two seconds
01:08:34still
01:08:36that's amazing
01:08:38grace i'm
01:08:41i'm so proud of you
01:08:43i guess that means that you'll be leaving soon
01:08:48yeah
01:08:51i guess
01:08:53well uh
01:08:58before you go to bed
01:08:59wanna watch a rom-com
01:09:00heard there's a new one on netflix
01:09:02no i'm okay
01:09:07i'm feeling a bit tired
01:09:09you wanna read a book
01:09:11i actually went ahead and picked you up a copy of
01:09:14pride and prejudice just in case
01:09:16or i could read it to you
01:09:19if you want
01:09:20actually i
01:09:24already started
01:09:25i'm not sure i understand it
01:09:27cause
01:09:27darcy's kind of a dick
01:09:30he gets better
01:09:35got it
01:09:39no
01:09:39i'm okay
01:09:41want to listen to
01:09:46some music before you go to bed
01:09:48never heard of those uh blood orange grove guys
01:10:08here they're pretty good
01:10:11so far away
01:10:14oh
01:10:16how much can we both take
01:10:22when life isn't at all
01:10:24thank you
01:10:25i can't hear what you're saying
01:10:29grace
01:10:37i'm so sorry but my
01:10:40family is here
01:10:41i swear i had no idea they were coming
01:10:42but i'll tell them to leave me
01:10:44it's okay
01:10:45no you're
01:10:47still recovering
01:10:48and i
01:10:51still haven't told them that we're not together anymore
01:10:53but i
01:10:54i was just gonna tell them we
01:10:55broke up
01:10:57as soon as you left
01:10:58brennan
01:11:00it's okay
01:11:01i can do this
01:11:03well
01:11:07we wanted to come earlier
01:11:10but somebody made us wait
01:11:12until you were better
01:11:13well
01:11:16i'm really glad that you're all here
01:11:19oh
01:11:23um
01:11:24grace
01:11:25and brennan
01:11:27i'd like to apologize for the way i've behaved
01:11:31i thought it was acting in the best interest of my son
01:11:35and uh
01:11:36i see now that i was
01:11:38wrong
01:11:39so
01:11:40i would like to give this union my full blessing
01:11:44no
01:11:47stop
01:11:49i
01:11:49mom
01:11:51dad
01:11:52there's
01:11:52there's something i need to tell you
01:11:55brennan
01:11:57what are you doing
01:11:58grace
01:12:02isn't my fiance
01:12:03she was my assistant
01:12:11she
01:12:14tried to quit
01:12:16but i wouldn't let her
01:12:17in fact
01:12:19i blackmailed her into
01:12:21pretending to be my
01:12:23girlfriend
01:12:24so that you would keep my division open
01:12:26grace is
01:12:32a beautiful
01:12:34lovely
01:12:36kind and
01:12:38sweet
01:12:39woman
01:12:41and i used her
01:12:43to further my own goals
01:12:45even now
01:12:47she's still helping me
01:12:49when i almost got her killed
01:12:51because that's just
01:12:54who she is
01:12:55i won't
01:12:58let you continue lying for me anymore
01:13:01everything you said is true
01:13:07i'm an unserious playboy
01:13:08but this playboy wants to do better
01:13:12so if you have to close my division
01:13:16i
01:13:16i guess i understand
01:13:17sam
01:13:22don't
01:13:23i didn't even have to beat you
01:13:31you did it for me
01:13:33that's enough kate
01:13:36go wait in the car
01:13:38i am so proud of you
01:13:56i mean it
01:13:58it was so brave of you to tell the truth
01:14:01but i could tell you were keeping something from us
01:14:04but
01:14:06i could also see
01:14:08that you and grace
01:14:09really care for each other
01:14:11and that it wasn't a lie
01:14:13even when you thought it was
01:14:15now
01:14:19i'll let you two talk this through
01:14:21brennan
01:14:32brennan
01:14:32brennan
01:14:34brennan
01:14:35i understand if you just want to go home now
01:14:38i can send your stuff to your apartment
01:14:41but
01:14:42don't worry i won't be coming with it
01:14:45brennan
01:14:46i'm not leaving
01:14:50you're not
01:14:53my whole life
01:14:58i thought
01:14:59if a guy couldn't measure up to the
01:15:01nora efron or nancy myers heroes
01:15:04he wasn't worth it
01:15:06but
01:15:07maybe it's good that you're not this
01:15:10perfect guy
01:15:11because
01:15:12i'm not a porn star
01:15:14what
01:15:16it sounded better when bell said it
01:15:21i guess
01:15:25maybe fantasies
01:15:28are fantasies for a reason
01:15:30and
01:15:31after all of this i realized
01:15:34i don't want a fairy tale
01:15:36i want real
01:15:39i want
01:15:41you
01:15:42i want to give us a chance
01:15:46and
01:15:50one day
01:15:51a long long time into the future
01:15:56maybe
01:15:58you can give this back to me
01:16:01not today
01:16:05clear
01:16:06crystal
01:16:20i can't believe you told your parents everything
01:16:33sam is definitely going to shut down your division now
01:16:38what are you going to do
01:16:41i think i have an idea
01:16:46how can you talk about it
01:16:51and
01:16:53how can you do it
01:16:55and
01:16:56how can you do it
01:16:56and
01:16:57it
01:16:59and
01:17:01and
01:17:02and
01:17:02how can you do it
01:17:04and
01:17:05and
01:17:05and
01:17:05because
01:17:06you
01:17:07that
01:17:08you
01:17:09have to
01:17:09and
01:17:09and
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