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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:19Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:26Perfect.
01:27Let me see that.
01:32This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have an appointment.
01:47Or...
01:49You do, however, get child support.
01:52But...
01:57Yeah.
01:58I can't be...
02:02Yeah.
02:03I can't be...
02:05You?
02:06Yeah.
02:07I can't be...
02:10Okay.
02:11Bingo.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Um...
02:15Oh, wow, that's a great one.
02:16It's a great one.
02:17I was just playing the same thing.
02:18My sketches, Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:27Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:29You're not a designer.
02:37Perfect.
02:40Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
02:48I'm getting bored.
03:08I want to go lie down.
03:09Sure.
03:10I'll keep an eye on things.
03:18The fuck?
03:20You need to get out of my room.
03:22I said you need to get out of my room.
03:27Everyone out.
03:29This is my house.
03:30This is my life.
03:32So get out.
03:34Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
03:36All right, people.
03:37Party's over.
03:38Let's go.
03:39Party's over.
03:40Party's over.
03:48Hey, George.
04:13Welcome back.
04:14Hey.
04:15This is the money that I owe you.
04:21What can I get for you?
04:22I'll take a black coffee.
04:24Coffee?
04:24Yeah.
04:25Sure.
04:27You're back with that.
04:28Okay.
04:32Let me guess.
04:34Acting not going so well?
04:37I've hit a bit of a dry patch.
04:39Yeah.
04:41I don't believe in love.
04:43Fine.
04:44I want a divorce.
04:45Did you hear him?
04:47I ruined my son.
04:48Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to stay in love if he's ever going to find himself.
04:53Just try to keep your heart open.
04:54If not for yourself, for Benji.
04:57I think I have an idea.
04:59Okay.
05:00What is that?
05:02I want to hire you.
05:04You want to hire me?
05:06To pretend to be in love with me.
05:08An acting gig.
05:08I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:14You know?
05:14Like, a happy couple.
05:18Oh, um, yeah.
05:20I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:28What do you say?
05:28Deal.
05:33Deal.
05:40Come on.
05:45Two more.
05:47Last one.
05:49Okay.
05:49Good work.
05:50Good work.
05:50Yeah.
05:51Hey, can I tell you something?
05:53Well, that's never good.
05:55You ready?
05:56As ready as I could be.
05:59I'm going to be an actor.
06:00You what?
06:01Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:06You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:09Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:14And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:20Totally normal request.
06:21Look, man, I just need something.
06:24Something different.
06:25You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:26I'm just sick of this lifestyle, and it just feels so empty.
06:30Okay, so let me get this straight.
06:32You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
06:35Yeah.
06:37Okay.
06:38Crazy things have happened.
06:39I got your back, boss.
06:42Thanks, Dino.
06:43And you'll see.
06:43She's great.
06:44Whatever you say, boss.
06:46Another set.
06:47Okay.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:50Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
06:53I have no idea what you're doing.
06:56I...
06:56What's this?
06:59Oh, no.
07:01What's due?
07:02It's not good.
07:06Urgent child support.
07:07Last notice of child support must pay.
07:18We'll not be paying that.
07:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
07:35Fuck!
07:36Fuck!
07:36No, no, no, no!
07:42Fucking hell.
07:45Hello, Delilah.
07:49You look quite nice tonight.
07:56Why, thank you, George.
07:59You look quite nice as well.
08:03Why, thank you, George.
08:09You look quite nice, too.
08:11Can I offer you something to drink?
08:17No, thank you.
08:20I'm fine.
08:23This is going to be great.
08:31Okay.
08:33Come on, Benji!
08:35Come on!
08:36You can do it, Benji!
08:37Come on!
08:40Come on, Benji!
08:41Hit the ball for once!
08:44Let's go, Benji!
08:46You're doing great!
08:48Hey, Tony.
08:50Hey, Delilah.
08:50Looking good as always.
08:54No!
08:55Looking good as always.
08:56Somebody likes you.
08:57Shut up.
08:57All right, Benji!
08:59He does.
08:59Nice with that dribble!
09:01Nice!
09:09Oh, my God.
09:09That's him.
09:10That's who?
09:16Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:21Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:24He's coming over.
09:25What are you talking about?
09:27Hey, George.
09:28Hey, Delilah.
09:28Oh, for Christ's sake.
09:36Man up, boy.
09:38Don't say that.
09:38Oh, my God.
09:39Can I go?
09:40I'm so bored.
09:41Oh, for fuck's sake.
09:43Thank God.
09:43I have a mani-pedi.
09:44Come on.
09:45Let's get out of here.
09:46You don't want to say hi to him?
09:49No.
09:51It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
09:53Who the fuck are you?
09:54I'm George.
09:55I'm the hottest new boyfriend.
09:56Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:00Yes.
10:02Yeah.
10:03We are dating.
10:05What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:08He's an actor.
10:09Oh, he's an actor.
10:11That makes it even better.
10:12Wow.
10:13You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:15Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you proved me wrong.
10:17What's that, bud?
10:22Nothing.
10:23We gotta get out of here.
10:24Wish you two the best.
10:26Hey, asshole!
10:31Where's the child support?
10:34Don't worry, boobie.
10:35I'll handle it.
10:36You just focus on making the ka-ching.
10:41I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
10:44All right, I think I'm gonna get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
10:48Yes.
10:49Yes, yes.
10:49Our date.
10:52See you tomorrow.
10:52Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:00No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:08You're not supposed to do that.
11:09I'm a starving artist.
11:10They have lint on their shirts.
11:12I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:15Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:20Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
11:23Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
11:27She just wants me to play a role.
11:29I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
11:34Hmm.
11:36Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
11:38You'll see.
11:40And you should take the night off.
11:41Take Janice out to dinner.
11:43On me.
11:44Hell no, boss.
11:45I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
11:48No, no, it'll be fine.
11:49Nobody will know who I am.
11:50That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world, and I ain't
11:54taking any chances.
11:55Do not follow me.
11:58Yes, boss.
11:59Later.
12:13Hey, how are you?
12:14I'm George.
12:15I'm Benji.
12:20Well, hello.
12:22Hello there.
12:23How are you?
12:23I am very excited about our date.
12:26I am looking forward to our date as well.
12:30Won't you come in?
12:32Ah, yes.
12:41Oh, my.
12:42Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
12:48We have a lousy landlord.
12:49Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
12:53Why, thank you, George.
12:56You look quite nice as well.
12:59Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:01Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:04I think it's time for you to get going.
13:06Yes.
13:07Yes.
13:08Um, yeah.
13:08What if?
13:09Yeah.
13:10That was so strange.
13:13I know.
13:14I know.
13:14Well, that didn't go too well.
13:21Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
13:24Maybe we should practice.
13:26That sounds good, yeah.
13:30Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
13:40Yeah, probably go eat.
13:42I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
13:45Yeah, it's pretty good.
13:46What are you going to do?
13:47Uh, same.
13:48Probably grab a bite to eat.
13:51Maybe hit a bookstore.
13:53Well, that's just silly.
13:54I mean, why don't we go together?
13:58Sure.
14:00Sounds good.
14:02Okay.
14:02So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:12Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
14:19my happy ending.
14:22And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair.
14:29And then we got a divorce.
14:33And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
14:36My roof is leaking.
14:38Um, my car is useless.
14:41And I work in a diner.
14:45So, best laid plans, I guess.
14:50You know, you should call my attorney friend.
14:53He's helped me with some things in the past.
14:55I think he can help you with this child support issue.
14:59I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:02Yeah, of course.
15:03I will.
15:05Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:13Let's split the bill.
15:15Yeah, sure.
15:16Split the bill.
15:19Check, please.
15:20Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
15:30You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
15:34Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
15:37He won't pay child support.
15:38And he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
15:42Or he might figure out who I am.
15:45So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
15:49And she can't know who I am.
15:50She thinks my name is George.
15:52Thanks, man.
15:57Hey, Dino.
15:58Yes, boss.
16:00Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:03Let's fix the roof on it.
16:04Sure thing.
16:05Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:08Nothing too fancy, though.
16:09She's not that type of girl.
16:11And keep everything anonymous.
16:13You got it.
16:20What's going on?
16:21Somebody bought the building.
16:22They're putting on a new roof.
16:24What?
16:25Oh, my God.
16:26That's amazing, right?
17:35National Grid.
17:42Water.
17:45Do you want that one?
17:48Oh, urgent.
17:49Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:07Delinquency of child support?
18:09Anyway.
18:24Anyway.
18:28Anyway.
18:28We need to talk.
18:36I need you to follow Delilah James
18:44That's her address
18:48Find me some dirt
18:50I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense
18:53She's ruining my perfect life
18:55Okay ma'am, you got it
18:57Yeah, and don't mess it up
19:00Come on
19:06I had a good time
19:11Yeah, it was fun
19:12We should, um, we should do it again sometime
19:14I think we sounded really good
19:18But we should practice some more
19:20Just in case
19:22Sure, that'd be great
19:24Well, good night
19:26Good night
19:36Delilah, look what they delivered for you
19:49Wait, what?
19:50Who?
19:51A big truck came today and dropped it off
19:53But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you
19:56It says that you want the best neighbor's sweepstakes
20:00I didn't enter any sweepstakes
20:04Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:07Not any that I know of
20:09Oh, don't look at me
20:12Look, it's got your name on it
20:14Oh my god
20:16It really does say that car belongs to me
20:20They gave me this to you as well
20:23I guess my look is finally changing
20:28What's 10 minus 4?
20:38You know the answer to that
20:39Dang
20:40Oh, shoot
20:45I left my phone in my bedroom
20:48George, can you get it for me?
20:50Well, I'm just gonna call
20:51Yeah, sure, no problem
20:52Thanks
20:54I'm just gonna call
21:24Accomplished
21:24He's asleep
21:25What?
21:33Nothing, I just, um
21:34I think that we should practice
21:37Let's do the mirror exercise
21:41Sure
21:43I think that we should practice kissing
22:02I think that we should practice kissing
22:08I think that would be a good idea
22:12I think that would be a good idea
22:12Yeah, I think that would be a good idea
23:32And pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji to school.
23:37Okay.
23:40Just go.
23:42Okay.
23:42No, no, no.
23:43Go, go, go, go.
23:51Come on.
23:51Finish up.
23:52We're going to be late.
23:53I don't want to eat this.
23:54Grab your bag.
23:58Come on.
23:58We got it.
23:59Come on.
23:59Okay.
24:04Hurry.
24:05Let's go.
24:05Okay.
24:10Hey.
24:10Hi.
24:22So, tell me something good.
24:24What'd you get?
24:25I'm sorry, ma'am.
24:26I ain't got nothing.
24:27That woman, she's clean and just boring.
24:31The guy is like he doesn't even exist.
24:32Zip.
24:33Zilch.
24:33Nada.
24:34How is that possible?
24:39Don't shrug him.
24:40Wow.
24:41That, who it?
24:44Damn it.
24:45How dare she?
24:46Maybe we owes her a lot of money.
24:48Money that could be spent on me.
24:49Us.
24:55Okay.
24:55This is what I want you to do.
24:57Get rid of them.
24:58If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:02And all the money goes to me.
25:05I mean us.
25:07Let me get this straight.
25:09What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:13Ow, damn it.
25:14Don't say it out loud.
25:16It gives me the creeps.
25:17But you gotta...
25:18I mean...
25:18Ow!
25:19All right, all right.
25:21I'll handle it.
25:21I'll do it.
25:23Excellent.
25:24Consider it done.
25:26Good.
25:27Let me know when you finish.
25:29Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
25:31Bye.
25:45There we go.
25:49We're fucked.
25:54Come on, Reb.
25:55Give us a break.
25:56Hey, that was a foul.
25:59No.
26:00No.
26:00Hi.
26:02Oh, shit.
26:03Oh, my God.
26:05Hang on.
26:05Off.
26:05Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:09What is he doing?
26:10Your kid's a bitch.
26:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:14Everything all right?
26:15No.
26:17What's wrong?
26:18My ankle.
26:20You sure it's your ankle?
26:21I can't do it.
26:22What is it saying?
26:24No idea.
26:25Oh, for the love of...
26:28Listen.
26:30We all believe that you can do it.
26:32You just need to believe that you can.
26:34Look at me.
26:34Rev, can we have a second?
26:39Hey, hey, look at me.
26:41You can do this.
26:43And I know that you taking this pony cake is a big deal.
26:46And it is.
26:48But Messi misses sometimes.
26:50You know?
26:52And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
26:55It's about you having the courage to try.
26:57And look, we are both proud of you.
27:03Whether you make it or not.
27:05Thanks.
27:06Yeah.
27:07You ready?
27:08Yeah.
27:10There you go.
27:12And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:15Everything will work out.
27:16I promise.
27:17Okay.
27:18All right, buddy.
27:22We can do it.
27:23Come on, Ben.
27:28Come on, son.
27:29You can do it.
27:29Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
27:31Oh, my God.
27:33I can do it.
27:34I can do it.
27:35I can do it.
27:36I can do it.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:49Yes.
27:51Thanks.
27:52Oh, my God.
27:53Hey, Boobie, let's go.
27:55I have a hair appointment.
27:56Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
27:58Yeah.
27:59My company is opening up a third branch.
28:02And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:04And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:07Thank you, Tony.
28:08I'm actually with him now, so...
28:13With him?
28:15Yeah.
28:15You're serious?
28:17Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:19This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:21You see him out there acting on the field?
28:24Pretending to help Benji?
28:28I didn't know you were such a slut.
28:30Hey!
28:33Get your own kid, you freak.
28:35Let's go.
28:36Um, I'm hard now.
28:40Ew.
28:40Okay, can we go?
28:41Let's go.
28:41Come on.
28:42Come on, let's go.
28:42I can't.
28:43I really fuck...
28:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
28:54And you got your roof fixed.
28:56I wonder who bought the building.
28:57Hmm.
28:58He seems like a really decent guy.
29:00Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:01Hey, hey!
29:02Whoa!
29:02Come on!
29:03Just...
29:04Please, don't do this.
29:05I have a child at home.
29:07Hey, look, look.
29:07I have money in my back pocket.
29:09You can take it and you can go right now, man.
29:10Just turn around.
29:11Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:13Just turn.
29:15Fuck.
29:16Damn it.
29:17Listen.
29:18Sorry.
29:18It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:21Hey, hey, look.
29:22You can just take the money.
29:37Dino!
29:38Thank God, man.
29:39You okay, boss?
29:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:40I'm fine.
29:40I'm fine.
29:40You okay?
29:41Okay.
29:42Okay.
29:43Wait.
29:44You two know each other?
29:49Dino is my cousin.
29:52Yeah.
29:52But he called you boss.
29:57Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
29:59He was a real bossy SOB.
30:02Yeah, that's right.
30:03I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:06Lucky coincidence.
30:08Yeah, very lucky.
30:10Thank you, Dino.
30:12Anytime.
30:12We should go.
30:14Come on.
30:16Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
30:19I think it will really scare him.
30:21I, um, I...
30:25I...
30:26What?
30:28Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
30:31I think I would maybe...
30:35What's going on?
30:38I'm falling for you.
30:40I'm in love with you.
30:41No, you aren't.
30:44Yes, I am.
30:45And what's so wrong with that?
30:46Listen, George.
30:48You are something really good that's come into my life.
30:51Because of a silly idea that I had.
30:56Okay.
30:56The plan worked.
30:58Okay?
30:59Benji's fine.
31:00He thinks that we're in love.
31:01Yeah, because we are.
31:03No, we aren't.
31:04Yes, we are.
31:05No, love ruins everything.
31:07Okay?
31:09Love was not part of the deal here.
31:11Part of the deal?
31:12What about the other night?
31:15Hmm?
31:16The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:19Are you serious?
31:21Yeah.
31:24Whatever, Delilah.
31:25I did.
31:26I'm not that type of guy.
31:28But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
31:29Oh!
31:33I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
31:36Delilah.
31:38Whatever.
31:39You know I'm gonna go.
31:42What?
31:45Hey, boss.
31:53How about I heat you up some soup?
31:55Dino, Dino, Dino.
31:56Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:01You know, they think they know what they want,
32:03then they get what they want,
32:05and that actually is not even what they wanted.
32:08And women are trouble.
32:09That's the bottom line.
32:10That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:12I'm sorry, man.
32:14No, it's fine.
32:16Dino, you should go home.
32:18Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:22Yes, sir.
32:22And you should cherish her.
32:24Yes, sir.
32:25Yeah.
32:30It's got a good one.
32:31It's got a good one.
32:42Yeah.
32:46It's got a good one.
32:49It's got a good one.
32:52Yeah.
32:52It's got a good one.
32:55No.
32:55If you get out of the sweet little heraus,
32:58I die.
32:59There's nothing in here.
33:14There's nothing in here.
33:42Tell me, what you got?
33:56I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
33:58I'm sorry.
33:59He had some goon there.
34:00He came out of nowhere.
34:02What?
34:06They've seen my face.
34:07I gotta have to lay low for a while.
34:09You idiot!
34:09I told you to do one thing.
34:12Get out!
34:14I clearly have to do everything on my own.
34:16You should have saw it, but the guy was...
34:18Idiot.
34:25Hey, sexy.
34:27Hey.
34:28What is it?
34:29What's wrong?
34:30Okay.
34:33I have to show you something.
34:35You can't laugh, okay?
34:38What?
34:39Of course.
34:40Anything for you, Boopie.
34:45What?
34:47Cher, they're...
34:48They're actually amazing.
34:50So you'll pitch it?
34:51Of course.
34:53Yeah.
34:54Yeah, it will.
34:55Thank you, Boopie.
34:59Wow, incredible.
35:00Thank you, Boopie.
35:30Boopie.
35:35Mama's in the mood.
35:41Boopie.
35:43Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
35:53Boopie.
35:54Boopie.
35:54Boopie.
35:54Boopie.
36:02Boopie.
36:02George, please call me.
36:27I'm so sorry about the other night.
36:32George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
36:49Benji misses you.
36:51I miss you.
36:53Call me.
36:57Fine.
37:12Around 7 o'clock.
37:14This better be important.
37:20Listen, I really need to talk with you.
37:25Can we get a coffee?
37:27Just a coffee.
37:30Okay.
37:31Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
37:34See you then.
37:37Hey, Dino.
37:42Yes, boss.
37:43Hey, can you do me a solid?
37:45Can you follow Delilah?
37:47She's been acting a little strange.
37:48I kind of want to just know what's up.
37:50Consider it done.
37:56So what is this about?
37:58Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:02No.
38:07I've been thinking about us.
38:09Us.
38:12There is no us.
38:14But there is.
38:15There could be.
38:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
38:25We're a family.
38:27We're the perfect family.
38:29You've got to be kidding me.
38:34How dare you?
38:40How dare you?
38:42Sharon Boopy!
38:44This was not my idea.
38:47You're lying.
38:48You're trying to steal my man.
38:49I already told you.
38:50He's mine, you slut!
38:52Tell her.
38:53This was your idea.
38:55He wants us to get back together.
38:57Oh.
38:58I don't know what you're talking about.
39:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
39:01She said it was an emergency.
39:03Something about Benji.
39:04You coward.
39:07She grabbed my hand.
39:08She was begging me.
39:09It was pathetic.
39:11Okay.
39:14Take that, you slut!
39:15I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
39:17You're a worm.
39:18And you're fucking crazy.
39:19And this man does not pay his child support.
39:21Okay.
39:22Okay.
39:23Okay.
39:24Boopy.
39:25Boopy.
39:26Don't even start.
39:27What the hell is this?
39:28You're embarrassing me.
39:29It's disgusting.
39:30Let's go.
39:31Let's go.
39:32Come on, Boopy.
39:33Hey.
39:34Hey.
39:35Hey.
39:36Thank you for meeting with me.
39:37Happy to see you.
39:38Yeah.
39:39What do you want, Delilah?
39:40What do you want, Delilah?
39:41I've been thinking about us.
39:42What do you want, Delilah?
39:43What do you want, Delilah?
39:44What do you want, Delilah?
39:45What do you want?
39:46What do you want, Delilah?
39:47I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week and what you said and what
40:16What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake,
40:21and I was confused.
40:23What do you mean you were confused?
40:25How was dinner last night?
40:28With Andy.
40:30What?
40:31I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
40:34How do you know about that?
40:36Ah.
40:38So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
40:42How romantic.
40:44Oh, my God, did you have me followed?
40:46You're not even denying it.
40:48Oh, God.
40:49I had dinner with Andy last night
40:51because he asked to talk about Benji.
40:53Yeah.
40:54And then he grabbed my hand,
40:56and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
40:59Right. Yeah, right.
41:01And then I went home, and I did some soul-searching,
41:03and I realized that I have feelings for you.
41:06And now I realized that I have feelings for you.
41:09But now I realized I was wrong.
41:13You're just an asshole.
41:16And you're just a lonely woman
41:20who's shut down and has to pay somebody
41:23to even pretend to love her.
41:24God.
41:26Oh!
41:28I hope I never have to see you again.
41:33Jesus Christ.
41:36Mom?
41:44Yeah, hon?
41:45Can I ask you a personal question?
41:49Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
41:53Where's George?
41:55George.
41:57You heard me.
41:58Where's George?
42:00Um...
42:02Did I have a fight?
42:04Well...
42:06Did you break up?
42:15Sometimes grown-ups, they...
42:18they have to make decisions.
42:20Well...
42:21It's okay.
42:22You broke up.
42:23Don't worry about it.
42:25I'm used to it.
42:27I'm sorry, Benji.
42:31I really am.
42:46What was in your cart, George?
42:48I'm sorry.
42:49I'm sorry.
42:50I'm sorry.
42:51I'm sorry.
42:52I'm sorry.
42:53I'm sorry.
42:54I'm sorry.
42:55I'm sorry.
42:56I'm sorry.
42:57I'm sorry.
42:58Thank you for meeting with me.
42:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:00Um...
43:01Are you here alone?
43:02Yeah, it's Nagar.
43:03Mom's a rocker.
43:04Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:05He does it every time.
43:07Don't tell mom.
43:08Okay.
43:09I want to talk about mom.
43:13Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:16Mom has been super sad.
43:19And I'm sorry to hear about that.
43:21You know she loves you, right?
43:24Wait, what?
43:25I can tell.
43:28Benji, it's not what you think. Look...
43:32Your mom hired me to...
43:34I know you've been pretending.
43:35What?
43:36I know you've been pretending that you love each other.
43:39So mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
43:42Listen, I may be a kid but I'm not stupid.
43:44But...
43:45And you love her too.
43:46But there's...
43:47So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together.
43:51Deal?
43:55Deal.
43:59Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
44:00What?
44:01What?
44:02I'm...
44:03A friend of a friend of an ex.
44:04I had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show.
44:07And I couldn't use them and get them to me!
44:11What?
44:12Wait, that is like...
44:13Huge.
44:14Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
44:17How are you?
44:18Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
44:21And guilt, baby, guilt.
44:26And guess who's gonna be my date?
44:27Who?
44:28You silly!
44:29What?
44:30Yeah!
44:36Wait, those are my designs.
44:38What?
44:39Those look exactly like my dresses.
44:41You see?
44:43Oh my god, they do!
44:46We have to go.
44:57Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
45:11Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
45:13There they are.
45:14Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
45:23Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
45:33Oh my god.
45:36We're fucked.
45:38Oh my god.
45:40Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald!
45:56Isn't that...
45:57Yes.
46:01George.
46:03Did you know about that?
46:08Yeah.
46:09He gave me the tickets.
46:10But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:12Did you know about that?
46:13Yeah.
46:14He gave me the tickets.
46:15But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:17Not a secret, Milo.
46:18A surprise.
46:20Yeah.
46:21You should almost kill Benji.
46:23Wow.
46:24I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
46:28You know they say that the truth will set you free?
46:31Oh my god.
46:32Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
46:37And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
46:46The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
46:54Holy fuck.
46:56Damn it.
46:57This isn't fair.
46:58So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
47:07This is my best friend of Delilah.
47:10This is your favorite brother of Delilah.
47:13This is my wonderful friend of Delilah.
47:14Disgusting.
47:32Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
47:55Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:02Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
48:09Oh, really?
48:11Oh.
48:19Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:34Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:49Yes.
48:50What?
48:51Yes.
48:52You will.
48:53I will.
48:54You will.
48:55Yes.
48:56You will.
48:57I will.
48:58You will.
49:00The clothing was disgusting.
49:01Terrible.
49:02Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
49:19Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
49:23No.
49:24No.
49:25Boobie.
49:26Boobie, make it stop.
49:27No, no, no.
49:28Boobie.
49:29Boobie, make it stop.
49:30Oh, shut up, Sharon.
49:32I now pronounce you husband and wife.
49:39Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
49:42But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth
49:49and your joy.
49:51Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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