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I Believe In Unicorns tells the story of an imaginative teenage girl who runs away from home with an older boy, but not even unicorns can save her now.
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00:03:00There's so much I want to say, but I don't know where to start.
00:03:08Today is my birthday.
00:03:21Today, I will learn how to breathe.
00:03:28Here we go.
00:03:58How was your night?
00:04:09Fine.
00:04:11Fine.
00:04:12Fine.
00:04:39Fine.
00:04:40Fine.
00:06:18Okay, I had this dream once where I saw myself from inside myself and my two selves were
00:06:32hanging out and I, hello?
00:06:35Uh, no, a self-portrait should be raw, it should be naked, it's, uh, okay, not naked, uh, don't
00:06:45bring in naked pictures of yourselves, or if that's how you see yourself, then bring
00:06:49it in.
00:06:49Uh, but don't tell your parents I sent that, uh, so for this assignment, I want you guys
00:06:54to do a self-portrait.
00:06:56I want to see who you are underneath the baggy clothes, the piercings, the makeup.
00:07:03Just let down your guard, and show me who you truly are.
00:07:11I mean, who are we?
00:07:13Who am I?
00:07:14Do you guys know who I am?
00:07:15Well, I don't know who I am sometimes.
00:07:16I don't know who I am, but I don't know who I am, but I don't know who I am, but I don't
00:07:36happy birthday.
00:07:37Hey thanks.
00:07:47I think you're the only one that noticed.
00:08:06you see that one yeah we're the one of the best
00:08:17yeah total loser he's kind of cute
00:08:36you doing there
00:09:02you see
00:09:06nice captured my essence perfectly
00:09:18my name is sterling pleased to meet you
00:09:23sterling i like it
00:09:27what do they call you
00:09:30divina
00:09:32all right divina
00:09:42tomorrow
00:09:44this is us cross the park make a left at the street another left and i'll meet you at the corner
00:09:56okay
00:10:08so
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00:11:42thanks
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00:13:30i could taint you
00:13:44break you
00:13:58not
00:14:00not a chance
00:14:02i will spread my wings and smother you with a million tiny feathers
00:14:10i'll
00:14:12i'll light your feathers on fire and watch them turn to ash
00:14:14i will sweep the ashes into my hands and sprinkle them in the ocean
00:14:22i'll
00:14:24i'll build a raft and sail towards the distant horizon
00:14:28i will summon the winds and overtake your raft with giant waves
00:14:34i'll sink to the ocean floor
00:14:52so
00:14:54so
00:14:55so
00:14:56my mom found out she was sick
00:14:58around the time that she was pregnant with me
00:15:00i think she thought that having me would make my dad stay
00:15:06but she was wrong
00:15:08he left when i was really little
00:15:12and i've been taking care of her ever since
00:15:16so
00:15:18how about you
00:15:22how about me what
00:15:24what to do with your dad
00:15:26uh
00:15:28he used to hit my mom and me so we left
00:15:32he's in the army now
00:15:34i'm sorry
00:15:36oh don't be
00:15:38i hope he dies for our country
00:15:40boom
00:15:42ugh
00:15:44it's like we're magnets
00:15:50stuck to the earth
00:15:54does that make the earth a giant refrigerator?
00:15:58yeah
00:16:00something like that
00:16:02that's why my stomach hurts so much
00:16:04where do you think you'll be
00:16:20five years from now?
00:16:22i don't know
00:16:24anywhere but here
00:16:26anywhere but here
00:16:28yeah
00:16:30me too
00:16:32yeah
00:16:34what are you waiting for?
00:16:36what are you waiting for?
00:16:56fuck you
00:16:58yes
00:17:00it's um
00:17:02yeah
00:17:04so
00:17:06okay
00:17:08now
00:17:10next
00:17:12then
00:17:14next
00:17:16jesus
00:17:18okay
00:17:19uh
00:17:21on
00:17:22I don't know.
00:17:52I don't know.
00:18:22I've never done this before.
00:18:52I've never done this before.
00:19:22There's food on the stove.
00:19:37I'm not hungry.
00:19:43I'm not hungry.
00:20:13I'm not hungry.
00:20:43I'm not hungry.
00:21:13I'm not hungry.
00:21:43So, are you officially a woman now?
00:21:47Or what?
00:21:50Can't you tell?
00:21:54No way.
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:56It hurt bad.
00:22:00Just kidding.
00:22:05We barely even kissed.
00:22:08But he was a really good kisser.
00:22:14Like, really, really good.
00:22:16How good exactly?
00:22:20How good exactly?
00:22:20How good exactly?
00:22:23I'm not hungry.
00:22:32I love you.
00:22:34I'm so good.
00:22:38I'm nothing.
00:22:40I'm not hungry.
00:22:42You're good.
00:22:43I'm not hungry.
00:22:44I'm not hungry.
00:22:44I'm not hungry.
00:22:46It all depends on what you call a problem.
00:23:16And when you meet your aunt, it will either be demanded.
00:23:22One more question, like what about the women?
00:23:27How did you handle it?
00:23:29From the bucket of the shit, I recovered both from my heart, I call the pretty stars.
00:23:36I'm sorry.
00:23:38I'm so sorry, it's okay.
00:23:42I'm sorry.
00:23:44Just make a mess.
00:23:47You understand all that?
00:23:49Don't you understand?
00:23:50You understand all that?
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:53that's not your right
00:23:56My whole mouth is not a good place
00:24:00Who you want is you are well
00:24:02Yes I was fucking laughing
00:24:02I never went deep down
00:24:04Everything got a rat
00:24:07I wasn't pissed at all
00:24:09Back I was fucking fart
00:24:12It's not that bad
00:24:13I can't get the girl
00:24:15I can't get the guy
00:24:17I'll take the girl
00:24:19I can't get the girl
00:24:20I can't get the girl
00:24:21I miss you.
00:24:28Do you miss me?
00:24:32Oh.
00:24:39Hey, look, I'll see you later.
00:24:51I miss you.
00:25:21I miss you.
00:25:51I miss you.
00:26:21I miss you.
00:26:23I miss you.
00:26:25I miss you.
00:26:27I miss you.
00:26:33I miss you.
00:26:39I miss you.
00:26:45I miss you.
00:26:49I miss you.
00:26:51I miss you.
00:26:57I miss you.
00:26:59I miss you.
00:27:05I miss you.
00:27:07I miss you.
00:27:09I miss you.
00:27:17I miss you.
00:27:19I miss you.
00:27:27I miss you.
00:27:29I miss you.
00:27:31I miss you.
00:27:39I miss you.
00:27:41I miss you.
00:27:43I miss you.
00:27:45I miss you.
00:27:55I miss you.
00:27:57I miss you.
00:27:59I miss you.
00:28:09I miss you.
00:28:11I miss you.
00:28:13I miss you.
00:28:23I miss you.
00:28:25I miss you.
00:28:27I miss you.
00:28:29I miss you.
00:28:31I miss you.
00:28:33I miss you.
00:28:35I miss you.
00:28:37I miss you.
00:28:39I miss you.
00:28:41I miss you.
00:28:43I miss you.
00:28:45I miss you.
00:28:47I miss you.
00:28:49I miss you.
00:28:51I miss you.
00:28:53I miss you.
00:28:55I miss you.
00:28:57I miss you.
00:28:59I miss you.
00:29:01I miss you.
00:29:03I miss you.
00:29:05I miss you.
00:29:07Look, I'm sorry about last night.
00:29:19I get that way sometimes.
00:29:25You play something?
00:29:27Of course.
00:29:37I was born a unicorn.
00:29:44I missed the arc, but I could have sworn you waited for me.
00:29:55I was born a unicorn.
00:29:59Could have sworn you believed in me.
00:30:02And how come all the other unicorns were dead?
00:30:07I don't know.
00:30:15Oh, no.
00:30:17Steamroller!
00:30:37Steamroller!
00:30:45Steamroller!
00:30:46Steamroller!
00:32:47Morning.
00:32:53Morning.
00:32:55What did you dream about?
00:33:03Morning.
00:33:05What did you dream about?
00:33:15What did you dream about?
00:33:17I don't dream.
00:33:21What do you mean you don't dream?
00:33:25I live my dreams.
00:33:27Can we get out of here?
00:33:35I just want to go.
00:33:45Just like you said.
00:33:47Just like you said.
00:33:51Yeah.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:55Let's do it.
00:33:57I don't.
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:09Don't stop, go along with it, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:39So you are with me, and I like that, yeah, I long for it, and you fought back, got too much to give, and I know, oh, I know it's not gone, though, so let's keep on talking, keep on talking to each other.
00:35:09I know it's not gone, though, so let's keep on talking to each other.
00:35:39Stick them up here.
00:35:47Well, hello, stranger.
00:35:50Well, hello there, little lady.
00:35:53What you got in there?
00:35:55Oh, nothing much.
00:35:57Nothing worth stealing anyways.
00:36:00All right, well, then I guess I'll just have to steal your heart.
00:36:04Oh, oh, no, you got me.
00:36:09Oh, oh, no.
00:36:11Just kidding, my bitch.
00:36:13Oh, you dirty dog.
00:36:14Can I get a lottery ticket?
00:36:36Thanks.
00:36:49Good girl.
00:37:11Which one do you want?
00:37:24Here.
00:37:26How about here?
00:37:28So, which way should we go?
00:37:44Into the setting sun.
00:37:46All right.
00:37:48West it is.
00:37:48When I was little, whenever I would take a bath, I would sink underneath the water and hold my breath.
00:38:08Pretending that the surface was unbreakable.
00:38:16And at the last possible moment, when my lungs felt like fireworks, I would break through the surface and breathe.
00:38:26So, which way should we go?
00:38:37Or is it going to take a bath, or is it going to keep the bath?
00:38:43Oh, I do.
00:38:47Oh, I don't want to take a bath.
00:38:49It's going to be Gerard for a bath.
00:38:51It's going to be a bath.
00:38:52So, how about the bath, there's going to be a bath.
00:39:25Well, hello there, little lady.
00:39:34Hey.
00:39:37Would you like one of them lacyar special treats?
00:39:41Sure would.
00:39:55Step up.
00:40:03Another one.
00:40:06One more.
00:40:09Close your eyes.
00:40:11Come on, just do it.
00:40:15Fall backwards.
00:40:16No way, no day.
00:40:19Repeat after me, light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:24Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:25Okay, now I want you to tense up all your muscles.
00:40:30That's right.
00:40:35Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:38Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:40Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:42Oh, I got ya!
00:40:47I got ya!
00:40:48Oh!
00:40:50I'm gonna get you!
00:40:53I'm gonna get you!
00:40:55I am!
00:41:12I'm gonna get you!
00:41:42I'm gonna get you!
00:42:12I'm gonna get you!
00:42:24Fuck!
00:42:26Woo!
00:42:28Wake up!
00:42:54So...
00:43:12My mom used to tell me this story about the cicadas.
00:43:18They live underground.
00:43:22They live underground for 17 years.
00:43:24Wow, that's cool.
00:43:26That's older than me.
00:43:28That is older than you.
00:43:30And then one day,
00:43:32they burst out of the ground,
00:43:36and they flock to the trees,
00:43:40and they mate.
00:43:42Nice.
00:43:44And then they go back underground,
00:43:50and they do it all over again.
00:43:54Hey, Mom.
00:43:56I just wanted to let you know that I'm okay.
00:44:00Hey, Mom.
00:44:10I just wanted to let you know that I'm okay.
00:44:16I just wanted to let you know that I'm okay.
00:44:30Flap, flap, flap.
00:44:34Flap like birds.
00:44:48What you doing?
00:44:50Making crop circles?
00:44:52Crap angels.
00:44:54Crap angels.
00:45:12So tell me, Sterling,
00:45:14what did you think of Davina when you first met her?
00:45:18Davina who?
00:45:20How?
00:45:22Oh, that Davina.
00:45:24Um...
00:45:26Pretty much thought she was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
00:45:30I thought this girl belongs inside of a fairy tale.
00:45:36And was it love at first sight?
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:42Yeah, absolutely.
00:45:46You know,
00:45:48they say only a virgin can name a unicorn.
00:45:52Sounds like maybe it could be the other way around.
00:46:16Do you think we'll be happier when we get there?
00:46:20Where?
00:46:26Anywhere but here.
00:46:50What's that for?
00:46:52Nothing.
00:47:02What's that for?
00:47:04Nothing.
00:47:06What?
00:47:08What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:47:10What are you talking about?
00:47:12I am grown up.
00:47:14You know what I mean.
00:47:16Um, hmm.
00:47:18Well, I'm going toward my band.
00:47:20I don't know.
00:47:22Make a hundred million dollars.
00:47:24No big deal.
00:47:26Maybe I can take all your band photos.
00:47:28So, have you decided yet?
00:47:30What?
00:47:31What you want to be when you grow up.
00:47:34What are you talking about?
00:47:35I am grown up.
00:47:36You know what I mean.
00:47:38Um, hmm.
00:47:41Well, I'm going to tour my band.
00:47:43I don't know, make $100 million.
00:47:47No big deal.
00:47:49Maybe I could take all your band photos.
00:47:58Here you go, sweetie.
00:48:05King me, babe.
00:48:08How about I clean you instead?
00:48:11Either way, you're going down.
00:48:15Oh, all right, all right.
00:48:20Oh, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:48:41Which of these girls is not like the other?
00:48:45Which of these girls does not belong?
00:48:49Which of them has no sister or brother?
00:48:53Which one of these girls is just plain wrong?
00:48:58It's elected!
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:03Come on.
00:49:19You go a party, bitch!
00:49:21Beepy!
00:49:22Oh!
00:49:22It's lucky!
00:49:23Let's get it!
00:49:24Take it up, Mr. Taylor, with the fight, Mr. Nettie, she's a moving little legend.
00:49:29You've got to know it, it's legend.
00:49:33Wookie, wookie, wookie, that you can roll with it.
00:49:36It's legend.
00:49:37Wookie, wookie, wookie, that you can roll with it, it's legend.
00:49:54Hey.
00:49:56Come on.
00:50:07Ew, your breath stinks.
00:50:21It's not very nice.
00:50:28What?
00:50:29I can't tell you the truth?
00:50:31Well, you can be honest without being rude.
00:50:34Come on, you're just being sensitive.
00:50:39Well, you're just trying to make me feel bad so that you feel better about yourself.
00:50:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:50:46You're going to end up just like your father.
00:50:49Hey, shut up.
00:50:54You're probably already just lying.
00:50:55Stop.
00:50:58You're just lying.
00:50:59Shut up!
00:51:01What, are you going to hit me?
00:51:04I'm sorry.
00:51:19I just get embarrassed about things like that.
00:51:23Want some gum?
00:51:36Yeah, want some gum?
00:51:42Yeah, that's some gum.
00:51:43Yeah, that's some gum.
00:52:12What do you expect to find out there?
00:52:39I don't know. There's nothing but endless telephone wires stretched between towns.
00:52:49We can't keep running forever, you know.
00:53:09I don't know. There's nothing but there's nothing but there's nothing but there's nothing but there's nothing.
00:53:19I don't know. There's nothing but trying to tell us.
00:53:29There's nothing but there's nothing but there's nothing but there's nothing but there's nothing that's happening.
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