00:00Did Officer Gilson stop the attack?
00:02Stop?
00:03Try a full-speed run and a flying leap off a park bench,
00:07knocking a mook down on his sorry ass.
00:10Then the mook got back up, went after her partner,
00:13and Officer Gilson stopped that as well.
00:15Boss, this girl's a champ.
00:16And when the perp then tried to flee and got hit by a passing car,
00:19Officer Gilson did CPR until paramedics arrived.
00:22That part I could do without.
00:23Well, I'm sure she could have, too.
00:26I'd sure like to shake her hand.
00:28And you will at the press conference right after I do.
00:32Where the hell's Garrett?
00:33Right here. Sorry for the delay.
00:35Call your contacts, G-Man. We got a hero on our hands.
00:38Yeah, and please don't say but.
00:41But I just got a tip that our hero comes with a, shall we say, caveat?
00:47Could you be more vague?
00:49A Privately Plus account.
00:51A what?
00:52Privately Plus is a website where subscribers pay to see naked women.
00:57Or men, or sometimes feet, or hands, or other body parts.
01:04And you know this how?
01:06Because I live in the modern world.
01:08Well, so do I, but in moderation.
01:11So I'm guessing you won't be clicking the link.
01:13I just sent the three of you.
01:14I get the concept.
01:16Don't look at me either.
01:18I mean, I want to, but I won't.
01:20For God's sake.
01:23Wow, she's...
01:25And not just hands and feet.
01:29From a parade to walking papers.
01:32Sorry, Carly.
01:35She's getting fired for this?
01:37Cops have been canned for posing for nudie mags before.
01:40Hell, we dinged some people for dancing in uniform on Toc-Tic.
01:45Tic-Toc.
01:46That too.
01:47But Officer Gilson isn't in uniform in the images.
01:52Isn't identified as a cop.
01:54Uses an alias on the site.
01:56Who would know she's on the job?
01:57Well, whoever tipped you, for starters.
01:59Her heroics make the papers everybody will, end of the day.
02:03Your thoughts, Abigail?
02:09I'm...
02:12Still thinking them.
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