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00:00I did.
00:05Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:08Who the hell are you?
00:18I'm Avery's wife.
00:20Have a problem with that?
00:25You sick cheating bastard!
00:28How could you?
00:29Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:32I...
00:33Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-slut!
00:37Girls are firing, bitch!
00:42Listen, look, sugar.
00:45You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes.
00:48You do that.
00:50A little favor for me.
00:51I promise, I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:54I don't care about the ring.
00:56How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:59Because I'm already married.
01:04No.
01:05You can't be serious.
01:06You're not picking this mama bear over me.
01:09This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be.
01:12So why don't you take your knock-off sheen dress and walk it back down to Santy Alley where you came from, bitch!
01:17Bye!
01:19You will get on your knees before me.
01:22Just hurry and see.
01:27Thanks.
01:28No worries.
01:29No worries.
01:33Hello?
01:34Hey, man.
01:35Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
01:37Oh, there's food.
01:38Finally.
01:39Oh, there's food.
01:52Finally.
01:53Mm.
01:54Hmm.
01:55Mmm.
01:56Mm.
01:57Come on.
01:58I'm eating.
02:00Oh, there's food.
02:01Finally.
02:02Mmm.
02:03Mm.
02:04Geez.
02:05Like she's a normal amount.
02:08She's like she's a normal amount you look thin you should poke up here
02:25I'm so sorry. I'm simply upholding my application to public display my special affection that you sign off on
02:42Besides watching you scrims have fun
02:46Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks defining. You might actually like it. No, I'm not gonna have no prediction. Oh, what?
02:55Oh
03:01Yes
03:05It's an alarm and you are
03:07Hey, Judith. Pleasure. It's an alarm
03:10Judith. That lovely name
03:15My wife my wife and I we're actually about to go greet our guests. We have lots of friends because we're married and popular. Bye
03:25I'll see each other again soon, Judith
03:34You need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble. Oh, are you jealous darling?
03:42I'm just trying to look out for you
03:43Thank you
03:50What are you doing?
03:51You're a bad liar
03:53Pupils blown
03:56Heart punching baby babies
04:04Whoa
04:06I got you
04:15I got you
04:17Help
04:19Help
04:20Help
04:21Get
04:22Oh
04:31Avery
04:32Damn it
04:33Can you hear me?
04:36Breathe, dammit!
04:48I'm alive.
04:55She looks lovely when she's...
05:06Is that what I look like?
05:15You know, whatever, man. She's your wife.
05:19Okay?
05:24So, how you feel, man?
05:27Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
05:31No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
05:35Dude, credit where credit's due.
05:38Your wife is the hero.
05:40My pretty girl saved your ass.
05:57My wife...
05:59A guy.
06:01No way. What was I thinking?
06:05What's going on?
06:18Finally kitschy feelings?
06:21Don't flatter yourself.
06:23You good now?
06:24Mm-hmm.
06:25Thanks for pulling me out.
06:29Now I have an OnlyFans.
06:30Yeah, what?
06:31Look who's breathing again.
06:32You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
06:34Alright, bye sweetums.
06:35So, how's bed rest treating you, buddy?
06:36Shut your trap.
06:37Whoa, easy killer.
06:39Oh, damn, son, you got it bad.
06:40Maybe.
06:41But sh...
06:42It's temporary. She's temporary.
06:43So?
06:44Dude, come on, just play husband for real. Come on, wine her, dine her. Take her on the balcony.
06:47Overlooking the ocean.
06:48Overlooking the ocean.
06:49And just screw her.
06:50Okay.
06:51Okay.
06:52Alright, bye sweetums.
06:53So, how's bed rest treating you, buddy?
06:54Shut your trap.
06:55Whoa, easy killer.
06:56Oh, damn, son, you got it bad.
07:00Who?
07:01Who?
07:02Who?
07:03Huh?
07:04Who?
07:05Wh...
07:06It's temporary.
07:07So?
07:08Dude, come on, just play husband for real. Come on. Wine her, dine her. Take her on
07:13the balcony, over looking the ocean. And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
07:19That's what marriage is all about.
07:21You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
07:24Again, all my relationships are great but I mean..
07:28Does she even know she's married?
07:32No, I missed you this.
07:34Disclam again.
07:36It's funny we keep bumping into each other.
07:38Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
07:40Hardly a shock in a place this size.
07:43Cannot blame moths for being attracted to a supernova.
07:48How poetic.
07:50Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
07:52May I ask, do you have a sister?
07:56Why you ask?
07:57You remind me of my friend.
07:59He has the same eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
08:04You.
08:05Oh really, what's she like?
08:06Sweet.
08:07Lively.
08:08I can show you a picture.
08:10Could it be Judith?
08:22Stay away from my wife!
08:24Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
08:27What are you freaking out about?
08:30I need to tell you something.
08:33I...
08:34Hey, there you guys are!
08:36Happy birthday, man.
08:37Sorry, we were just heading out.
08:38It's okay, it's okay.
08:39Hang on a sec.
08:40Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
08:42Add a little something extra.
08:43Enjoy.
08:44What'd you wanna say at the party?
08:45What'd you wanna say at the party?
08:46I don't know.
08:47It's okay.
08:48I don't know.
08:49It's okay.
08:50It's okay.
08:51It's okay.
08:52It's okay.
08:53It's okay.
08:54It's okay.
08:55Hang on a sec.
08:56Hey.
08:57I don't know.
08:59Add a little something extra.
09:00Enjoy.
09:11What'd you wanna say at the party?
09:13Screw it.
09:14Now or never.
09:15Judith?
09:20Would you be my wife?
09:21But, like, for real?
09:23No tape backs.
09:34Come here.
09:35Why are you so strong?
09:37You look good too.
09:43Maybe shower first?
09:47Okay.
09:48I love this kinky stuff, but maybe we could go slower.
09:53I think I'm getting first time jitters.
09:55I mean, I'm not a virgin.
09:56I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
09:58Like 300 women.
09:59That seems like a lot.
10:00Shut up.
10:13Wait.
10:14What's going on?
10:16What the hell are you?
10:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:18I told you.
10:19No tape backs.
10:20Get over here.
10:47What?
10:48Holy shit.
10:49I slept with a man.
10:50Is this a man?
10:51No.
10:52No way.
10:53No.
10:54This can't be happening.
10:55No.
10:56No.
10:57No.
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11:02No.
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11:12No.
11:13You
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