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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started it.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care!
00:00:31That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you!
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton!
00:01:28Oh!
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:35I tried to get along with you!
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:40Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I hate you!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jay.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46How far?
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:54Chantal.
00:04:55Nice to meet you.
00:04:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:41Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:42So far, I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:50Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:30After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course.
00:08:15Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well.
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'll be really hard.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Hmm?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:24and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, alright?
00:10:39Just have a seat, alright?
00:10:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:20What?!
00:11:22What?!
00:11:23Romulus!
00:11:24What are you saying?
00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:41We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:46See?
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:31Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:46Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12Son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15I ran my money.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:55All right.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:16Mm.
00:14:17So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:37Oh, by the way.
00:15:39This is gonna work.
00:15:41You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:01This isn't like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:08Like I always taught you.
00:16:11Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Villino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Villino?
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:35Michelangelo?
00:16:39Michelangelo?
00:16:40Like start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:45It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:53toxic speak of the devil you know that's probably an old issue this is a doctor's
00:17:03office Amelia Betsy Carlisle doctors ready we'll talk about this later
00:17:23ready to go out baby we're already wet
00:17:53where did that come from
00:18:23nice place I love the artwork thanks finally good taste no I'm good you had plenty at dinner
00:18:35more for me you know if you like it down here
00:18:53who are you who are you Chantel this is Amelia my roommate whatever can you guys just keep it down
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning this is my house we will be as loud as we want to be scream at the
00:19:16top of our lungs you've got to be kidding me what's wrong dog walker
00:19:21who's jealous jealous I'm not jealous
00:19:26sweet dreams
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:41even if he is kind of hot
00:19:51see you later and um don't worry about last night
00:20:07sorry I had one so many to drink it won't happen again
00:20:11how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet home fries
00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos monogamy wasn't in the contract but your dad
00:20:40doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage and you made it pretty clear to that girl
00:20:44last night that you don't care about me fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:48my sister needs this money michelangelo and if the paparazzi find out about this then the contract is
00:20:55violated then neither of us get what we want yeah no shit I'm serious don't screw this up
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager I know what I'm doing dog walker
00:21:08and just so we're clear I will fuck whoever I want whatever I want
00:21:13whatever I want fine do whatever you want sorry it's a bit harsh just really
00:21:22hung over that could have gone better
00:21:28hey baby you know you don't have to keep working
00:21:37Amelia you're rich now I know I like it
00:21:41oh that's good to hear you know I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:47tell me uh how are things going between the two of you huh
00:21:51oh fine yeah we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55all right well give him time all right oh and listen he is not as bad as TMZ says all right
00:22:02but I promise I wouldn't be so sure
00:22:05yeah you're right well we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:09come on Gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye Gucci
00:22:13hey Amelia
00:22:17hey Jake
00:22:18Gucci no
00:22:21Royce
00:22:21I'd say bad dog but I'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah same here
00:22:31sorry Gucci's um a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:45they should make a reality show
00:22:47a little dog owner is Beverly Hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together
00:22:53let these two get to know each other
00:22:55yeah
00:22:57I'd like to
00:22:58so how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:06a couple months
00:23:07I like it
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12looper driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:15movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20just trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you
00:23:24how long you been doing this
00:23:26I don't know my whole life I guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job and then I turned it into my own business
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs
00:23:38well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:46my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go
00:23:50can I have to admit I
00:23:53had a crush on you
00:23:54you did?
00:23:58yeah
00:23:58I still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:24:08then again
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18I mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22I know it's risky
00:24:25but
00:24:26I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring?
00:24:36um
00:24:36it's
00:24:37just a class ring
00:24:38from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools
00:24:45am I right?
00:24:50I mean it kinda looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me?
00:24:56engaged?
00:24:57no
00:24:57are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby
00:25:00I mean I should be
00:25:01wearing diapers
00:25:03crawling around
00:25:04drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08Royce pooped
00:25:13you should pick it up
00:25:15where?
00:25:15I don't see it
00:25:16just
00:25:16over there
00:25:18come on
00:25:20do I have to wear a suit everyday?
00:25:26of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you wanna be CEO
00:25:30you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like Willy Wonka
00:25:33without the chocolate factory
00:25:34very funny
00:25:37you know I'm retiring next year
00:25:39yes I know
00:25:39yeah
00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:48fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay?
00:26:05hi
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged
00:26:13remember
00:26:13and
00:26:16this is our new palette
00:26:17it's
00:26:19Matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's
00:26:26the presentation
00:26:27from me
00:26:28Michelangelo
00:26:30what dad?
00:26:39what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunchtime yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:46all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid?
00:26:50hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at Amelia
00:26:52what about her?
00:26:55she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03I guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:06I hope she rubs off
00:27:08on you a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09I just hope I don't
00:27:11get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:29well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:3840 more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with Amelia
00:27:46you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and I
00:27:53used to do
00:27:54you know
00:27:56you know I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet
00:27:59Amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight?
00:28:05shit
00:28:05when am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix
00:28:08and bang tonight
00:28:09the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights
00:28:12camera
00:28:12red carpet
00:28:13perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the
00:28:16Dino
00:28:17Dino
00:28:17Dino
00:28:17Amelia
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad?
00:28:21I mean
00:28:22we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter?
00:28:26you're getting along
00:28:27aren't you?
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28yeah
00:28:28just
00:28:28really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31alright
00:28:32so it's all settled
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:28:34tonight
00:28:35in the limo
00:28:36and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37why dad?
00:28:42hmm
00:28:42so
00:28:53remind me
00:28:55why are we getting
00:28:56makeovers done again?
00:28:58because I want to do
00:28:59something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:03and
00:29:04you know I never
00:29:06splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but
00:29:08since I'm part of the
00:29:09Dino Levino family now
00:29:10I think I can afford
00:29:12to let my hair down
00:29:13you better not
00:29:14let that hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out
00:29:27that bad
00:29:37I've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:43buy that dress
00:29:44ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone
00:29:50party boy
00:29:51I've got my own
00:29:52function tonight
00:29:53I love you
00:29:54you
00:29:56good
00:29:56got it
00:29:57so
00:29:58should I make
00:29:59it
00:29:59I got it
00:30:00not
00:30:01except it
00:30:02you
00:30:04have
00:30:04oops
00:30:05he
00:30:05done
00:30:06uh
00:30:06image
00:30:07oh
00:30:08empathy
00:30:08on
00:30:10mana
00:30:11air
00:30:11lifting
00:30:11potential
00:30:12prevent
00:30:13people
00:30:13and
00:30:14in
00:30:16bardzo
00:30:16damage
00:30:17blood
00:30:18Particularly
00:30:1980
00:30:19power
00:30:21OUGHT
00:30:21What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Oh, thanks.
00:30:32Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey, it's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:27No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37VIP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:20Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:05It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:20Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:50Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:20I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:50I fucking hate you.
00:38:20Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:50Michael Angelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08No, no.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:14Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25Just pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:52So?
00:39:54Michael Angelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:57For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michael Angelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Is taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did miss Dredgen.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually,
00:40:21it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:23Well,
00:40:25that explains the glow.
00:40:30I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike,
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game,
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again,
00:40:46and
00:40:46you get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:51Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean,
00:40:55that's why you guys
00:40:57love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker
00:41:20all morning.
00:41:21What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish
00:41:44what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she
00:42:09texted me yet?
00:42:31Hey.
00:42:32We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:33We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:37We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:06I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your...
00:43:08your models or your...
00:43:09your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech
00:43:13about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17that you would.
00:43:18I mean...
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's...
00:43:22let's get some takeout
00:43:23and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain
00:43:27my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to dog walker?
00:43:38I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night...
00:43:43I don't know how.
00:43:45I don't know why.
00:43:47That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia.
00:44:22Please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:33So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:36Me too.
00:44:46I'll call youç´€.
00:44:47No.
00:44:47No.
00:44:47No.
00:44:48You out.
00:44:48No.
00:44:48No.
00:44:49No.
00:44:50No.
00:44:50You, I'll try.
00:44:51No.
00:44:59No.
00:44:59so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to live fireball
00:45:18shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next
00:45:29episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:39you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious
00:45:56the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:22oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:41i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:47this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw
00:47:01us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to
00:47:16talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:25i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:41that was a great presentation the mark and the director loved your ideas for the new line you think
00:47:47so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in this ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to
00:47:55paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure but i mean you know
00:48:01dogs more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before it's my dad's dog not mine
00:48:35let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:47do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get
00:48:54a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my
00:49:04little brother
00:49:08fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:27grazie have a good night mr dino bellino
00:49:29what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:42but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:47you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:02okay this is for us why don't you get us a court script what else is in the back
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:50:25that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:50:45i've never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:50:58but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:05she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:13i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:51:23i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:51:41my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry
00:51:49i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:02i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:52:33hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:52:48ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:57and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touche
00:53:01there you go okay bye bye
00:53:04love you love you love you too
00:53:18sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon
00:53:23talk about it later yeah okay could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in
00:53:35love with me
00:53:41look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh
00:53:50let's try one oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big
00:53:59brother right there come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh
00:54:09this wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the
00:54:23wedding at the hollywood bowl oh well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that
00:54:30not too big plenty of room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like
00:54:36this why something wrong with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we
00:54:46cannot have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it
00:54:53uncomfortable wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point yeah i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another
00:55:10girl sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah i don't know all right all right change the deal
00:55:25i'm gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding
00:55:31with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:55:43so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:56:05would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:56:12that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:56:47it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need
00:57:19to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard
00:57:30what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's not
00:57:38actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:47if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please me just
00:58:05give him a chance fine yes only one yes you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right you mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:56it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you betsy
00:59:14so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
00:59:27were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
00:59:34that much on that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:00:04you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:00:21so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:28you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this
01:00:39relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all but what about her career are you going to support her or kids what's your stance
01:00:53on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58let's see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:01:08anything michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other we
01:01:15know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared
01:01:23about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your
01:01:29finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no wonder
01:01:34amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me like
01:01:39that amelia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best
01:01:52interests no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't
01:02:07talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:13that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:02:18whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that
01:02:46means shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens
01:03:05when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing
01:03:18you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about
01:03:26it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or
01:03:34canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think
01:03:42romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told
01:03:47the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage to
01:04:08follow me to the echoplex the other way see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:17it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:26you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:06nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay let's get this over with
01:05:22is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry
01:05:28chantel i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:41amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:02i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:13amelia
01:06:14hi dad gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:06:29romulus
01:06:30what oh wait well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the
01:06:38house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but
01:06:43he won't come back
01:06:46we can help you find him
01:06:48yeah right
01:06:51good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:07:00gucci gucci gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's michelangelo huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:07oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at
01:07:14mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:20smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:07:25yeah
01:07:29give me the urt
01:07:41gucci
01:07:47he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:51we're not gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:58keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:01see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:08he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:08:16gucci
01:08:23gucci my boy's back
01:08:33okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:38i might have possibly misjudged you a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:56they just leave out part of the story amelia can we talk
01:09:06please
01:09:09amelia can we talk
01:09:12amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:30i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the
01:09:34contract
01:09:38i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:44thanks for saying that i needed to hear that
01:09:49and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:52you're not one
01:09:55i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:58most of them are good
01:10:01i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:04i'm not
01:10:08you're not what do you mean
01:10:12amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:18and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:25i want to know that our love is real
01:10:30dad what is it son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:42and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:45but because she wants to
01:10:53consider our contracts null and void
01:11:03amelia what will it be
01:11:08will you marry me
01:11:12will you marry me
01:11:15yes i'll marry you
01:11:33you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:36and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:38look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:44all right all right you two that's enough all right we spent this whole night together
01:11:50come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:55hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:57i think i can get used to it and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from
01:12:04from everybody involved especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:08it was worth a try
01:12:21and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:12:39uh amelia
01:12:45even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together
01:12:50i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:12:58i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:02i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father
01:13:12this year and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:13:22as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:30amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear i love you so much
01:13:42i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:13:52helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i
01:13:56hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy and although we haven't spent much time together
01:14:06it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:11i love you with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills
01:14:19i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride
01:14:32thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker
01:14:39it's crazy you know giving my sister but i've always been more of a cat person me too
01:14:50oh
01:14:59you
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