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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39Well, I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no.
00:00:48Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:52Bye.
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:02Oh!
00:01:06Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
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00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:16Oh!
00:01:18Oh!
00:01:21Oh!
00:01:51Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before. I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:03But you have a token.
00:02:05You mean the ring?
00:02:06You know that that's lost?
00:02:14K Group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:02:19who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:24Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:26He looks just like me.
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:35I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:43Come on, pretty girl. Get on over here.
00:02:49Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:08Oh, crap.
00:03:10Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:03:13Cynthia won't be here, okay?
00:03:14Be good.
00:03:15What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:32Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:35Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:03:37I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:41You have a nice face.
00:03:42Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:47Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:50But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like to clean it.
00:03:53Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:59With what, your dish soap?
00:04:00My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:17Raymond?
00:04:19Interesting.
00:04:20I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:22A pity, considering your mother's more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:28You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:31It's not the other way around.
00:04:32It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:35Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:04:37I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:42I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:44There won't be a next.
00:04:45I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:52Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:54I, I don't think so.
00:04:58Right, of course.
00:05:01Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:03Carry on.
00:05:06Miranda?
00:05:08Miranda.
00:05:11Wow, Miranda.
00:05:12And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:18Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:21Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:22Did you find another target?
00:05:24Who's the poor old soul this time from Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:28Miranda, what are you...
00:05:29Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:33Chardonnay?
00:05:35Sure.
00:05:37Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:42We are engaged.
00:05:43And expecting.
00:05:45Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:47Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:49If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:54Do you understand?
00:05:55Let go of me.
00:06:00You're fired.
00:06:01What?
00:06:02Why?
00:06:03Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:05That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:07But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:08It was an accident.
00:06:10Miss Alicia might be fine with it.
00:06:12But we're not.
00:06:13This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:16Do you understand?
00:06:18Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:20I can't lose this job.
00:06:22You know,
00:06:22I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:27If you are serious about this position,
00:06:30we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:31I may reconsider it based on a performance review.
00:06:38In your dreams, perv.
00:06:48I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:49Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:58Sir, your mother just called.
00:06:59She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:02Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:04I know, but she's already...
00:07:05Steve.
00:07:07Can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:10I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:12and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:14You understand?
00:07:15Yes, sir.
00:07:16I'll try.
00:07:16What am I going to do?
00:07:24Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:32King's mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:35Six hours a day.
00:07:37Ten K per month.
00:07:46You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:51but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:54how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:57Really?
00:07:58Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:00You can start today.
00:08:03Great.
00:08:04I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:07Yes.
00:08:08Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:16How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:21We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:23Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:26When's the submission?
00:08:27It's today, sir.
00:08:29Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:31Blanc is not coming?
00:08:32I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:41Yeah, send her in.
00:08:45Newbie.
00:08:46You?
00:08:54You?
00:08:56Sir, do you know her?
00:08:58Yes.
00:09:01No.
00:09:03We just met yesterday.
00:09:05That's it.
00:09:07You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:10Yeah, yes.
00:09:12So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:27Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:30And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:31This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:35Are you a spy?
00:09:36What?
00:09:37No.
00:09:38I just work two jobs.
00:09:40I just work two jobs.
00:09:40Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:09:57What?
00:10:00No.
00:10:01My boss will fire me.
00:10:02That's not my problem.
00:10:04Wait.
00:10:05No.
00:10:06Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10No.
00:10:10This is my first date.
00:10:11Please.
00:10:12I need the money.
00:10:13You're beautiful.
00:10:15And you seem smart.
00:10:18So, tell me.
00:10:19Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:28Let's go.
00:10:29Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:32Yes, sir.
00:10:40What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:42What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:49Good grief.
00:10:54Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:10:58Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:01Get out of my face.
00:11:02Get out of my face.
00:11:19Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:23We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:26Yes, of course.
00:11:28Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:30I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:32Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:34You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:37Raymond.
00:11:38Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:42This is his home.
00:11:44Oh.
00:11:49Good try, small mom and bear.
00:11:55Can you watch me now, little bear?
00:12:12Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:15Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:16Damn it!
00:12:41Oh!
00:12:42Oh!
00:12:43Oh!
00:12:43Oh!
00:12:43Oh!
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:45Why is my fool wet?
00:12:57Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:01Yes, sir.
00:13:04And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:06Take care of her yourself.
00:13:11I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:14But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:22But I was just on my...
00:13:23There's nothing I can do.
00:13:25Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:29We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:33What are you doing in my house?
00:13:40I'm working.
00:13:41Or, I was.
00:13:44So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:49Well, let's see.
00:13:51Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:13:56And now I'm here.
00:14:01And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:03I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:06It's okay.
00:14:07Okay.
00:14:08I understand.
00:14:10I'll leave now.
00:14:11Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:19Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:25About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:29How about this?
00:14:32You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:38I'll even double your pay.
00:14:42Really?
00:14:45Thank you so much.
00:14:46Okay.
00:14:47She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:02Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:04Now works part-time here and there.
00:15:06And she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:10Who is she?
00:15:12And who sent her?
00:15:13Look, I want details.
00:15:17Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:19Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:22Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:26Sir?
00:15:27She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:31I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:34So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:40And one last thing.
00:15:42Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:46Patrick and Blair.
00:15:50I'll be there.
00:15:52Yes, sir.
00:15:52I never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:10What are you, a maid?
00:16:14Hey, where are you going?
00:16:16Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:18Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:22That's more like it.
00:16:29Excuse me.
00:16:41Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:44Of course, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:48Okay.
00:16:48Okay.
00:16:52Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:16:59Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:02Ha ha!
00:17:02What are you talking about?
00:17:03Oh!
00:17:07Oh!
00:17:13Miranda!
00:17:15What were you thinking?
00:17:17Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:18So?
00:17:24I am so sorry.
00:17:26Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:30Because I've been busy.
00:17:31I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:33Oh, okay.
00:17:33So it's my fault now?
00:17:34No, no.
00:17:36Not at all.
00:17:39You know,
00:17:39I would stay sharp if I was you because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:49You know what?
00:17:51I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:17:54I quit.
00:17:57We'll be back.
00:17:59Your little spy game isn't over.
00:18:01Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:08Let me help you.
00:18:08Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:16Okay, you can do this.
00:18:18You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:19You can do this for Kirk,
00:18:21for a better life.
00:18:23I can handle it myself.
00:18:25Where's Patrick?
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:27He's not here yet.
00:18:28Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:35Three, two, one.
00:18:42Welcome back.
00:18:44Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:46Mr. King,
00:18:46please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:49Do you have a preference?
00:18:52Anyone will do.
00:18:58I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier.
00:19:02And I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:06Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:19:10Miranda?
00:19:14Miranda?
00:19:16Hey, cousin.
00:19:20Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:22Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:28She's just a maid.
00:19:33Hello?
00:19:34Yes?
00:19:35What?
00:19:36Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:38Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:40Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:40Here we go.
00:19:53You're being rude.
00:19:56Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:19:59No one's stopping you.
00:20:01My apologies.
00:20:03Your wallet, sir.
00:20:04Much better.
00:20:05Oh, and another thing?
00:20:10Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:12You work for me.
00:20:23I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:28How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:31Drop the app.
00:20:32You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:37I...
00:20:38Patrick's with me now.
00:20:39So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:41You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:44Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:49I'm warning you.
00:20:50Stay away from the King family.
00:20:52If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:54You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:02Miranda.
00:21:12If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:15You don't have to work here.
00:21:16Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:20Stop it!
00:21:21You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:23You're a guest here.
00:21:24You left without saying a word.
00:21:27Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:30But was that a lie?
00:21:31What really happened?
00:21:33I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:35It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:37You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:38There's no hope for us.
00:21:40That's not true.
00:21:42I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:46Just stop it.
00:21:47Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:47What the hell is going on here?
00:21:57You're supposed to be making them, not getting in them.
00:22:01You are fired.
00:22:03Get the hell out of here.
00:22:12Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:14Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:17Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:41Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:44A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:46Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:48What do you say?
00:22:49I...
00:22:50Like, really rich guys.
00:22:52The kind that tip a lot.
00:22:55How long is the shift?
00:22:57Just a night.
00:22:58A few hours tops.
00:23:00They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:04Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:06It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:10$1,500?
00:23:11Okay, I'm in.
00:23:16God, any shorter night might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:18Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:20Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:23Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:25Yeah, you know what?
00:23:26Forget the drinks.
00:23:27I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:33$3,000?
00:23:34Mm-hmm.
00:23:35What do I have to do?
00:23:36Dance.
00:23:37What?
00:23:43Hello and welcome.
00:23:44We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:48It's just one night.
00:23:49It's just for the money.
00:24:00They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:05That one, hey?
00:24:21She must be new.
00:24:22You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:24She's still good, though.
00:24:31Give me a VIP room.
00:24:33Yes, sir.
00:24:33Right away.
00:24:34Anything else?
00:24:35I want that dancer.
00:24:39Ooh, good choice.
00:24:50Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:54This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:24:56$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:24:59Well, don't worry about it.
00:25:00I know these guys.
00:25:01They're very rich.
00:25:02Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:06It's Miranda.
00:25:07Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:08Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13And remember, women would line up for miles for these opportunities.
00:25:17Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:30I, uh, I have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:37What a shame.
00:25:38Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:40Yeah.
00:25:41You know, I could get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:43Oh, you, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:46That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:50If you, uh, make him happy, we'll get you $8,000.
00:25:56$8,000, not $5,000?
00:25:58Mm-hmm.
00:25:58So what?
00:25:59Like, pour drinks?
00:26:02Is that what your manager said?
00:26:04Okay, then.
00:26:05Yeah, go in there.
00:26:06Pour him a drink.
00:26:07Mm-hmm.
00:26:08Let go.
00:26:18Let me see the scar.
00:26:19No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:26So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:29Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:32What handler?
00:26:34I work here.
00:26:35Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:38What?
00:26:40What?
00:26:41I told you to ignore them.
00:26:43You work for me.
00:26:44You remember?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:45Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:48Okay, just let me go.
00:26:49You can keep your $8,000.
00:26:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:53I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:55They're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:26:57God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:26:59Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:01Why can't you just...
00:27:02Ow!
00:27:02No, just stop touching the glass.
00:27:04Here.
00:27:05Ow.
00:27:06Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:07Just...
00:27:08Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:12What, you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me?
00:27:15No.
00:27:17Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:18No, no, no, no.
00:27:18I meant just come work for me.
00:27:21And me alone.
00:27:23No, absolutely not.
00:27:24If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:27Hey, no.
00:27:28Hey, look.
00:27:29Everybody has a price.
00:27:30How much did it cost?
00:27:31Hmm?
00:27:32How much did it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:38Don't mind me.
00:27:39Carry on.
00:27:40Get out!
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:44How much did it cost, Miranda?
00:27:45Just tell me.
00:27:46Okay, fine.
00:27:4810,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:51Deal.
00:27:51Deal.
00:27:51Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:03What is wrong with you?
00:28:06Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:08Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:10No.
00:28:10No.
00:28:12She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:15She'll be back.
00:28:18What?
00:28:19You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:21Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:23How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:24Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:26I'm just here to return this.
00:28:30We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:32No, please.
00:28:33This is not worth his time.
00:28:36Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:39What a plot twist.
00:28:41Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:44but you also shifed him and ran off.
00:28:47I like that.
00:28:49What are you doing here?
00:28:51You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:28:55Great.
00:28:55Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:28:57So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:12All right.
00:29:13Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:18You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:23Why would you let her quit?
00:29:25Raymond, dude.
00:29:26Don't you like having a girl like that around as a housemate?
00:29:29I mean, there was a kind of weird kink you had in your, um...
00:29:36I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:40What else do you want to say?
00:29:42She should be living in a luxury house.
00:29:45Driving luxury cars.
00:29:46You know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:49Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:29:52Why don't you just give it to me?
00:29:54You know I'll, uh, take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:29:58All right, all right.
00:29:59I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:01I'm just here to work.
00:30:02I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:06You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:08You know what?
00:30:12I'm going to go.
00:30:20Fine.
00:30:20Fine.
00:30:20Fine.
00:30:29I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:34Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:37Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:40Oh, so you're experienced.
00:30:41No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:45That's not important.
00:30:47We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:51I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:52You remember taking my black card?
00:30:56Get changed.
00:30:59I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:03Oh, okay.
00:31:03So you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:15What's this for?
00:31:16Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:21and I need a date.
00:31:26And you want me?
00:31:27Yes.
00:31:27Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:30I have a son to take care of if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so
00:31:34find someone else.
00:31:37You work for me.
00:31:39Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:43Because I'm your maid?
00:31:44I mean, what would people think?
00:31:45I'll take care of it.
00:31:46Don't worry.
00:31:47But I have to.
00:31:48Unless, you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:03Fine.
00:32:03Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:06Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:08Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:09Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:10Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:11Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:12Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:13Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:14Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:15Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:16Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:17Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:18Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:19Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:20Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:21Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:22Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:23Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:24Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:25Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:27Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:28this is your engagement party blair don't be impulsive but raymond is head of the king family
00:32:43if miranda marries him then i'll be under forever okay even so you can't go against him maybe just
00:32:50not so direct patrick is second in line to inherit k group and now that i'm his fiance i can't let
00:32:55miranda ruin us okay you need to calm down calm down if patrick finds out that we set up miranda
00:33:03to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep he'll leave me i we worked so hard to get
00:33:09to where we're at today if i don't marry into the king family we'll be bankrupt
00:33:14raymond did you bring your maid to my engagement party
00:33:21don't you think that's a little inappropriate blair stop saying that everything's fine
00:33:29everyone emotions are just running high today fine then how come i keep seeing you stare at that third
00:33:38rate whore don't think you can pull one over on me gold digging bitch i know about your scandal and
00:33:47i'll release it you mean the one you orchestrated blair don't think you can weasel your way out of
00:33:52this one hey blair have you lost your mind have you forgotten what day it is today
00:33:58come on let's go
00:34:03i'm sorry do you know patrick and what's that scandal that blair was talking about
00:34:11i have no clue what she's talking about and i'm not involved with patrick in any way
00:34:16maybe that's what patrick said emotions are a little high today
00:34:20cheers to my engagement so happy you could make it thank you for having me
00:34:30yeah of course i mean it could be bigger but you know anyways
00:34:35whose little brat are you
00:34:40whose little brat are you
00:34:44let me go let me go
00:34:45what you've never seen a cake before that's expensive
00:34:47don't you understand more expensive than your life
00:34:50let go me lady
00:34:53where are your parents
00:34:55he's just lost i'll go find his parents
00:35:00would you ask me if you have a moment to look it over
00:35:02i don't really want to think about work right now personally i think it's best if we just enjoy
00:35:06ow you're hurting me
00:35:08enough you little brat
00:35:09hey blair what are you doing
00:35:11this is not my problem
00:35:13oh excuse me where do you
00:35:14hey
00:35:19buddy are you okay
00:35:22dad
00:35:25whoa
00:35:26whoa i think uh
00:35:28i think you might be mistaken because
00:35:31i am not your dad
00:35:33but you are my dad
00:35:34but you are my dad
00:35:35i'm my dad
00:35:36okay yeah
00:35:37oh uh nothing to see here
00:35:39just uh
00:35:40a lost kid
00:35:41mr king and i will help find his parents
00:35:42please just continue to enjoy the party
00:35:44okay okay
00:35:45yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just
00:35:47just stop crying
00:35:49hey
00:35:52young man
00:35:53oh
00:35:55crap
00:35:56i don't think this guy here is your father
00:35:59why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out
00:36:02no you're wrong
00:36:04look i think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you
00:36:08why don't we go try and find them huh
00:36:10okay buddy
00:36:12uh
00:36:13let's go
00:36:14alright
00:36:15one
00:36:16two
00:36:17three
00:36:18oh
00:36:19yeah
00:36:20god what was Cynthia thinking
00:36:24i told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff not just anyone
00:36:27oh god i can't let Damon fire me
00:36:29there's no way i'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case
00:36:34oh there you are you naughty naughty boy you scared your mother
00:36:42mommy
00:36:51oh kirk
00:36:52oh kirk
00:36:53jiri
00:36:54ma'am hello hi uh hello
00:36:59er you really this kid's mother
00:37:01Mommy!
00:37:02Oh, Kirk.
00:37:03Judy.
00:37:04Ma'am, hello.
00:37:05Hi.
00:37:06Hello.
00:37:07Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:10Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:12You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:14It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:16Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:22I...
00:37:24Something wrong, sir?
00:37:27Nothing.
00:37:28No, I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:31Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:43I'm sorry mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:49Okay, well mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:37:54You're not gonna go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:37:57Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:00Nope.
00:38:01Nope, not at all.
00:38:02Okay, now who's gonna pick you up in an hour?
00:38:04Auntie Cyn!
00:38:06Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:09I love you baby.
00:38:10I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:11Sir, they found something.
00:38:12They found a ring.
00:38:13Where'd you find this?
00:38:14Was that some antique pawn shop?
00:38:15A pawn shop?
00:38:16Yeah.
00:38:17What do you want?
00:38:19I need to talk to you.
00:38:20Right now?
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:26Oh.
00:38:27Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:29Oh.
00:38:30Oh.
00:38:31Oh.
00:38:32Oh.
00:38:33Oh.
00:38:34Oh.
00:38:35Oh.
00:38:36Oh.
00:38:37Oh.
00:38:38Oh.
00:38:39Oh.
00:38:40Oh.
00:38:41Oh.
00:38:42Oh.
00:38:43Oh.
00:38:44Oh.
00:38:45Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:01As a proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:07at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:12What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:14You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:17Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:19You know, Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:22I just...
00:39:24I need to know, if you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:28I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:30We're done.
00:39:32Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:34Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:36If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:41And stop calling me.
00:39:42And stop asking to see me in private.
00:39:45Just stop it.
00:39:52Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:39:54The ceremony is real.
00:39:55Patrick, that I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:39:59Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:01Now.
00:40:02So, God bless.
00:40:08May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:10And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say, we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:14Yay!
00:40:15Where have you been?
00:40:29I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:30Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:34I guess we just miss each other.
00:40:37Now, let's get this party started.
00:40:39What?
00:40:54Texas?
00:40:55Hey.
00:40:56You should really focus on yourself.
00:41:00I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:02Deal with what?
00:41:03Deal with what?
00:41:10You and Patrick.
00:41:19I, I don't understand.
00:41:22Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:24Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:25What?
00:41:26Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:28Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:30Alone?
00:41:31Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:33Were you spying on me?
00:41:34Stop evading the question.
00:41:36Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:38Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:41I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:44You're at my banquets.
00:41:45You're, you're in my offices.
00:41:46You're in my house.
00:41:48You're at my clubs.
00:41:49I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:41:50You're everywhere.
00:41:53You're everywhere.
00:41:54Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:41:58So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:05Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:11I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:13I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:14And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:16You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:21Because it's been work.
00:42:28I mean, what other people are?
00:42:30I absolutely can do that.
00:42:31I mean, what're you doing?
00:42:32I mean, what are you doing usually does a lot of people, but I feel like you actually don't like the hopes.
00:42:34You make a difference.
00:42:35If you're in Jesus, you rely on someone to be impossible to escape.
00:42:38That guy can perform today and to be in Jesus life, I have nothing to do with them at all.
00:42:46And this guy will do again.
00:42:50I know that, but we this point is too sweet, but I have nothing to do.
00:42:54I can do.
00:42:56Oh, yeah, all right, I'll be on in a minute.
00:43:26To the office, sir?
00:43:38No.
00:43:39I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:42You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:43:48It's mine.
00:43:50I think I gave it to her that night.
00:43:52Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:43:56She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:43:59We can head there now.
00:44:08Welcome.
00:44:09Um, may I help you?
00:44:10Yes.
00:44:11Are you Cindy?
00:44:12Yes.
00:44:14Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:18Yes.
00:44:22Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:24Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:27What?
00:44:27What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:29Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:31I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:33The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:35It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:37Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:38I don't remember.
00:44:39It was years ago.
00:44:41Oh, I do remember.
00:44:43It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:44:46No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:44:51I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:44:53We need to keep looking.
00:44:54Let's head back to the office.
00:44:56Yes, sir.
00:44:56While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:44:58I want to know everything about her.
00:45:00Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:03We've already tried, sir.
00:45:04Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:06Of course, sir.
00:45:07Hello?
00:45:18I am so sorry.
00:45:20No, I'm on my way.
00:45:21I will be there soon.
00:45:22Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:24Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:27He knew...
00:45:28Sin?
00:45:29Sin!
00:45:31Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:33Where did you send him?
00:45:37I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:44Hey, excuse me.
00:45:45What's going on here?
00:45:46Dad!
00:45:46Oh, my gosh.
00:45:47Hey, what are you doing here, kid?
00:45:50What is your...
00:45:51Is your father work here?
00:45:53You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:45:59Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:01Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:03Just send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is.
00:46:07My kid is in my office.
00:46:10Hey, hey, buddy, you like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:13Yeah, I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:17Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:20Oh, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:21But you are my dad.
00:46:23Do I look like your dad?
00:46:24Yes.
00:46:26You two do look alike.
00:46:29Sorry, what?
00:46:32You two look alike.
00:46:37Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve
00:46:47in my office, and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:46:51Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:12No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:14Well, excuse me, Mr. King, I thought he might be yours, because he looks just like you.
00:47:23Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:28Stark!
00:47:34Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:35Hey, buddy, you could be a businessman when you get older.
00:47:51You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:47:53Dad, I want to go home.
00:47:56His father not answered the memo yet.
00:48:05All right, here we are, ready?
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:14Look at that, look at that.
00:48:17Wow!
00:48:18You really are a kingdom.
00:48:20This is like a castle.
00:48:21That is right, and you are in my kingdom.
00:48:24So, welcome.
00:48:25Sir, what is this?
00:48:28Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until the police can pick him up.
00:48:35Where'd you go?
00:48:48Where are you?
00:49:01Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:04Look, she ran off this morning.
00:49:06Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:08Call her.
00:49:09Yes, sir.
00:49:10Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:14I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:16Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:17What else is new?
00:49:19But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:23Get them a new toy while you're at it.
00:49:26Yes, sir.
00:49:26Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:49:44Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:49:48I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:04Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:06Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:07Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:11She's right there, sir.
00:50:12So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:25You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:50:29You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:50:33And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:37Oh, goody, I'm starving!
00:50:44He's your responsibility now.
00:50:47LAPD will be here shortly.
00:50:49Hopefully.
00:50:50Sounds good.
00:50:51Absolutely will do, can do.
00:50:58Okay, we're gonna play a game, okay?
00:51:01Do you wanna play a game with Mommy?
00:51:02Are we playing pretend?
00:51:04How, how did you know that?
00:51:06Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:10All right.
00:51:11Okay, we are gonna play pretend again.
00:51:14I'm gonna be the nanny, and you're gonna be the little kid.
00:51:17But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:22Okay.
00:51:26Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:31Take him to the guest room.
00:51:32And, uh, I'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops, because they should be here by now.
00:51:38No!
00:51:45What's gotten into you?
00:51:47No.
00:51:49I will take care of it for you.
00:51:50You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:51:56So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just, you just relax.
00:52:01Hi, LAPD.
00:52:17I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:21I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:31Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:39I'm sorry.
00:52:40No, no, no.
00:52:41It's all right.
00:52:41It's all right.
00:52:43No, no, no.
00:52:44That's not, I got it.
00:52:45I can get you a new outfit.
00:52:47That would be helpful.
00:52:49Hey.
00:52:50Hey, buddy.
00:52:50Buddy.
00:52:51It's all right?
00:52:52I'm not mad.
00:52:54It's just an accident.
00:52:55It happens, okay?
00:52:56Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:02Okay?
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:03Oh, thank you.
00:53:08You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:12Oh, my gosh.
00:53:13Whoa.
00:53:13Hey.
00:53:19I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:22Oh, okay.
00:53:22Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:53:44Hello?
00:53:45Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:53:48Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:53:51Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:53:54He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:53:58office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:00in L.A.
00:54:01Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:03Let's talk in person.
00:54:05Okay, I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:07I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:11Too late.
00:54:11I'm already here.
00:54:20Hey, buddy.
00:54:21All right, we're going to go up.
00:54:23One, two, three.
00:54:25Nice.
00:54:26Just like the airplane.
00:54:27Let's go.
00:54:28Go on, Zach.
00:54:29Go, go.
00:54:29Okay, no, no.
00:54:30Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:32Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:36Nice.
00:54:37Wait, what's going on?
00:54:40Shh.
00:54:41Coming!
00:54:50I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:54:57I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:00Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:05I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:09I mean, do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:13Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:18And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:20The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:26Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:31What's that?
00:55:35Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:55:36I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:55:42Tell me, Raymond.
00:55:43Why not Alicia?
00:55:44Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:55:51I don't have time for this.
00:55:55I'll call my driver.
00:55:57No need.
00:55:58I drove myself.
00:56:04Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:07She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:09Hang on, yeah.
00:56:10Forgot my purse.
00:56:16Oh, sure.
00:56:24Whose toy is this?
00:56:27Whose toy is this?
00:56:31Oh, it's mine.
00:56:33I, you know, got it at the store.
00:56:37You used to love toy cars.
00:56:40We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:56:52What was that?
00:56:53The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:56:57And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:03Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:07What?
00:57:08Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:10There's just something about him.
00:57:12The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:18A de-aging?
00:57:19No, look, you get the point.
00:57:21Just do it in secret.
00:57:23Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:24Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:26Do it fast.
00:57:29I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:31Yes, sir.
00:57:31Hey, Kirk.
00:57:52Remember me?
00:57:56Remember me?
00:57:57Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:01Well, how about we play a game of hide and seek together?
00:58:06I want to play with Dad.
00:58:08Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:11Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:20Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:26Where are you?
00:58:32Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:58:42Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:46Found you.
00:58:47Okay, now it's my turn.
00:58:52One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:01What's this?
00:59:02It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:10So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:14Yes, sir.
00:59:17Sir, this is good news, isn't it?
00:59:33Mommy, you can take me out to play.
00:59:36Honey, it's raining outside.
00:59:39And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:43Bye.
00:59:44Bye.
00:59:45Bye.
00:59:51God, the weather's just so weird today.
00:59:53Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
00:59:55We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:59:58I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:00Maybe we'll get super-couch.
01:00:02Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:05So, anyway, what I was going to tell you,
01:00:09two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:13Shh, no, no, they actually came by
01:00:17and it turns out that his father is really sick
01:00:21and so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:24Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:25Oh, my God.
01:00:26Oh, my God.
01:00:35Mom!
01:00:35Mom!
01:00:36Mom!
01:00:36Mom!
01:00:38What did you just call me?
01:00:39Mom, are you okay?
01:00:41So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:00:58Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:01Oh, no, this is not a dream.
01:01:09It's not rocket science.
01:01:10You unclip, you unwind.
01:01:12Find an outlet and go.
01:01:15Go.
01:01:16Open.
01:01:17Here you go.
01:01:18Here you go.
01:01:24Daddy, I'm tired.
01:01:31Come on.
01:01:38Mom, are you okay?
01:01:40You're acting weird.
01:01:41How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:01:45It was not that fun.
01:01:46It never even was.
01:01:47Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:01:49But what did you just call me?
01:01:51Mom, you said when it was just the two of us,
01:01:54I could call you Mom.
01:01:55And now the game is over.
01:01:57Why do you call me, um, Raymond Father?
01:02:03Because I look just like him.
01:02:05And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:09Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:11You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:15But there is proof.
01:02:18What?
01:02:18The ring.
01:02:19If you draw it and show it to Mr. Raymond,
01:02:22he could see it.
01:02:23It must be his.
01:02:24Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:26You said it had a big ring of stone.
01:02:30All right.
01:02:30It's time for bed, kiddo.
01:02:54Miranda, what is it?
01:02:57I am Raymond.
01:02:58What?
01:02:59Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:01Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:03I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:06We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:08What?
01:03:09How did you know that?
01:03:10Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:12This isn't funny.
01:03:13What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:15What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:17Please.
01:03:18Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:03:20I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:22The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:29Boss?
01:03:30Yeah.
01:03:31What happened?
01:03:33It's a long story.
01:03:35Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:03:37I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:03:39this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:03:42No, not Miranda's.
01:03:44Yes, sir.
01:03:54For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:03:57Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:01Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:04This is a private conversation.
01:04:11Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:20No thanks, Mr. Miss, Mrs. King.
01:04:23I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:26Where can I find, you know, Mr. Miss Miranda?
01:04:36What is going on with everyone today?
01:04:41Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:04:55So he is my son.
01:04:58Sir, not to interrupt your midlife crisis,
01:05:03but we have another problem.
01:05:06You have six meetings today.
01:05:08Okay, and?
01:05:11Oh, crap.
01:05:28Miranda!
01:05:31Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:05:32I mean, Miranda.
01:05:34We have a plan.
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:36Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:02Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting,
01:06:09and I trust that you will treat her with the same amount of respect that you treat me with,
01:06:14your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:06:16Oh.
01:06:18Oh.
01:06:18Oh.
01:06:18Oh.
01:06:37Oh.
01:06:38Any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:41No, not a glove.
01:06:42Mr. King's office.
01:06:53Okay.
01:06:56Steve needs me.
01:06:57Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:02This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:05God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:12Like I said, that just looks really good on you.
01:07:20What are you doing?
01:07:21Oh, it's you.
01:07:22That clumsy waitress.
01:07:24What are you doing here?
01:07:25Oh, I get it.
01:07:27You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:30I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:32Fuck off.
01:07:35Hey!
01:07:35Get back here!
01:07:38So what?
01:07:43Experimenting with my love life?
01:07:45What?
01:07:45No!
01:07:47Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and...
01:07:51Look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:07:54A favor?
01:07:56You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:00Another woman?
01:08:02I...
01:08:02I don't understand.
01:08:04What's happening?
01:08:13What's happening?
01:08:14It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:15Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:18I'm sorry.
01:08:20Like, it is so funny.
01:08:22You looking at me like that with my face, is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?
01:08:27Well, it's your face.
01:08:28No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:30How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:32I don't know.
01:08:32Maybe it's the, uh...
01:08:33Oh, it's the hair.
01:08:34I never do my hair like that.
01:08:35I like it, though.
01:08:36It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:39This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:41No.
01:08:42No, it's not at all.
01:08:43I think I...
01:08:43You don't have your hair like that.
01:08:45I always have my hair like that.
01:08:46What did you do to my hair?
01:08:47No, you don't.
01:08:47No, your part is weird.
01:08:48I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:08:49Yeah, look at that.
01:08:50Okay, so I'm sorry I don't have, like, lips right?
01:08:51Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:08:54Don't talk about my hair.
01:08:55Everything.
01:08:55Everything.
01:08:55Everything.
01:09:02Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:12It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:22So we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:24What was that?
01:09:25Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:27Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:28We got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes, and I was trying to figure out how
01:09:32I was going to do it in your body.
01:09:34You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:09:38What are you talking about?
01:09:40Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:09:52So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:09:56I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:09:58Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:03Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:07But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything, and so I ran
01:10:11out of options.
01:10:12Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:14I sold it.
01:10:17You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:24What about you?
01:10:26Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:27Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:10:31But I was looking for you for years.
01:10:33I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come
01:10:38up with anything.
01:10:38But here you are.
01:10:40I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:10:48It's okay.
01:10:49I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:10:51Okay.
01:10:52Well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:10:55Mom!
01:10:56Dad!
01:10:59Mom!
01:11:00Dad!
01:11:00You can start by being a dad.
01:11:06You know what, kid?
01:11:08I think you might be right.
01:11:11About what?
01:11:13We do look alike.
01:11:15I knew it!
01:11:16Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:21Pizza!
01:11:25Okay.
01:11:26It's pizza, then.
01:11:27Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:28Let's go!
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