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00:00:00So what do you want to do today?
00:00:11Um, I think I'm going to get some work done.
00:00:15Do you mind?
00:00:16Well, I'll get some work done too.
00:00:30Are you seriously pretending to be asleep right now?
00:00:35What?
00:00:36Get up!
00:00:37It's your turn.
00:00:38I got up at three.
00:00:40I got up at five.
00:00:42I went to bed at one.
00:00:43You were wasting time online.
00:00:45I was writing!
00:00:58Hey, hon.
00:00:59Hey.
00:01:00What are you doing today?
00:01:02Working.
00:01:02I'm about to head over to Trey's.
00:01:04You have to be back by like 5.30.
00:01:05I will be.
00:01:06Okay.
00:01:08Don't you and Trey ever get sick of each other?
00:01:11Lisa, he's my brother.
00:01:13I know.
00:01:14I just miss spending Saturdays with you.
00:01:17I literally have three scripts due this week, so...
00:01:22What are you doing here?
00:01:24Working out.
00:01:24Are those three pounds?
00:01:25Yeah.
00:01:26Can I feel it?
00:01:26This isn't going to do anything.
00:01:29You might as well just be standing here with no weights, just moving your arms back and forth.
00:01:32I can't believe they sell these things.
00:01:34Stop it.
00:01:34You can't...
00:01:35No.
00:01:35It's for Tony.
00:01:36I don't like to sweat.
00:01:37I love you.
00:01:38I love you.
00:01:39Don't be late.
00:01:40I won't.
00:01:41We haven't had sex in a while.
00:01:42It's bullshit.
00:01:43Well, we could do something about it right now.
00:01:56Brie, I'm never going to say no.
00:01:58Brie, I'm never going to say no.
00:02:05Why am I the only one who ever starts the dishwasher?
00:02:07You didn't start the dishwasher!
00:02:09What?
00:02:10Nothing.
00:02:12Here, baby.
00:02:14It's right there.
00:02:16Mm-hmm.
00:02:17What's that?
00:02:18Okay.
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Nice 30-minute shower.
00:02:21It was 16 minutes.
00:02:22I timed it.
00:02:23How is it that I can get myself and the kids ready in the same amount of time it takes
00:02:24you to get yourself ready?
00:02:25Well, remember how we read that men's brains aren't wired for multitasking?
00:02:26Well, how about finishing a single task?
00:02:27Like, you never start the dishwasher.
00:02:28I start the dishwasher all the time.
00:02:29You think if you do something once every three weeks you do it regularly.
00:02:30Well, once every three weeks is regularly.
00:02:31Oh, my God.
00:02:32I want to kill you right now.
00:02:33I'm anxious about tonight.
00:02:34Why?
00:02:35It's going to be fun.
00:02:36It's going to be awkward as hell.
00:02:37You shouldn't have set it up.
00:02:38You shouldn't have set it up.
00:02:39I'm like, I'm so sorry.
00:02:40I'm sorry.
00:02:41I'm sorry.
00:02:42I'm sorry.
00:02:43Because I'm sorry.
00:02:44It was 18 minutes.
00:02:45I timed it.
00:02:46How is it that I can get myself and the kids ready in the same amount of time it takes
00:02:47you to get yourself ready?
00:02:48Well, remember how we read that men's brains aren't wired for multitasking?
00:02:50Well, how about finishing a single task?
00:02:51Like, you never start the dishwasher?
00:02:52I'm anxious about tonight.
00:02:54Why? It's gonna be fun.
00:02:56It's gonna be awkward as hell.
00:02:58You shouldn't have set it up.
00:03:02You just... you have to admit you like to stir the pot.
00:03:06It was Ginger's suggestion.
00:03:08And Chris was fine with it.
00:03:10I'll bet.
00:03:12Is... is he bringing that girl?
00:03:14The one that he cheated with?
00:03:16No, they're both coming separately.
00:03:18They agreed.
00:03:22Poor Ginger.
00:03:24I bet she's still a mess.
00:03:26I've been thinking about Ginger.
00:03:28Poor Ginger.
00:03:30I don't think it's a good idea for her to be spending so much time in Texas.
00:03:34Last time she came back she was eating so much fried food and all she could fit into was her sweatpants.
00:03:40Jesus.
00:03:42I know.
00:03:44Marriage is like a business contract.
00:03:46Each party signs a contract because they're getting certain things out of the deal
00:03:50and when Chris married Ginger part of the deal was that she was slim and attractive.
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:55But you shouldn't have to worry about your spouse cheating on you just because you've gained some weight over the years.
00:04:00Some weight?
00:04:02Okay.
00:04:04Ginger's gotten huge.
00:04:05But it's hard for her because she's such a good cook.
00:04:07I mean I don't know how Chris stayed so slim all those years.
00:04:10He's self-disciplined because he's vain.
00:04:14I always knew he was going to cheat.
00:04:16There's no way a guy who is that good looking is going to stay faithful.
00:04:19Well you sound like you would have cheated with him if you'd had the chance.
00:04:22Whatever.
00:04:23He was crazy to cheat on her.
00:04:24She's cool and she cooks like a four course dinner every night.
00:04:26I mean who cares about sex when you can eat like a king.
00:04:30We're not leaving until we own this town.
00:04:33Not this side, not the valley.
00:04:35The other side.
00:04:36I've been thinking about Ginger.
00:04:37Ah, poor Ginger.
00:04:39Then I started thinking about our sisters and your mother and my mother and all the women we know.
00:04:43And it's like we've seen them all act a little crazy.
00:04:46I don't know.
00:04:47I don't know.
00:04:48I don't know.
00:04:49I don't know.
00:04:50I don't know.
00:04:51I don't know.
00:04:52I don't know.
00:04:53I don't know.
00:04:54But we've seen them all act a little crazy.
00:04:56Hmm.
00:04:57So I'm developing this theory.
00:04:59That all women occasionally act nuts.
00:05:01It's just a question of how nuts.
00:05:03Like where are they on the continuum?
00:05:05Yeah well that's what I like about women.
00:05:07I think it's cool how they can be unpredictable.
00:05:09It's holding us back.
00:05:11You know it makes men uncomfortable because they're only used to experiencing one emotion.
00:05:16Or maybe several.
00:05:17But you know it all funnels down to the same one.
00:05:20Anger.
00:05:21And then they snap and kill their whole family.
00:05:23So all men are angry.
00:05:25Well what blanket statement can we make about men?
00:05:28It's what Thoreau said.
00:05:30Most are leading lives of quiet desperation.
00:05:33You know they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash.
00:05:37And then they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash.
00:05:40The whole time they're daydreaming about being big and important and powerful.
00:05:45And screwing Scarlett Johansson or whoever.
00:05:48I'll buy that.
00:05:49You want to have sex with Scarlett Johansson?
00:05:52No I meant I'll buy your theory overall.
00:05:55You don't want to have sex with her.
00:05:57I don't find her attractive.
00:06:00Right.
00:06:01Believe it or not when I fantasize about having sex it's with you.
00:06:05Always.
00:06:07You never imagine yourself having sex with anyone but me.
00:06:12And you never imagine yourself having sex with anybody but me?
00:06:16I wish neither one of us were ever attracted to anyone else.
00:06:19It is like that mostly.
00:06:22Seriously.
00:06:24It's like everything is built on a foundation of little white lies.
00:06:28Living in a house of cards.
00:06:38Who needs four cars?
00:06:41I know.
00:06:42I guess I haven't heard about the fossil fuel situation.
00:06:44Michelle.
00:06:45We drive an SUV in a station wagon.
00:06:47Yeah but our next cars are going to be hybrids.
00:06:49Oh well we can start judging people once we get them.
00:06:52Okay.
00:06:54We'll find out if he's hiring.
00:06:57You haven't staffed in three seasons.
00:06:59He's a hack.
00:07:00His brother's a clown.
00:07:01A hack and a clown.
00:07:03You know one of their episodes is up for an Emmy.
00:07:09Really?
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:11I can guarantee you they didn't write it though.
00:07:13On TV everybody on staff contributes to every episode.
00:07:17Oh.
00:07:18This hack is 30 years old and owns a house that costs...
00:07:222.5.
00:07:24Oh my god.
00:07:26Hi!
00:07:28Hey!
00:07:33Hi!
00:07:36They never hear us because this house is so big.
00:07:41Lisa?
00:07:43Josh?
00:07:50Art?
00:07:52Guess they're collecting now.
00:07:54That fucker he's just over here renting money.
00:07:57Get money.
00:08:04Hello?
00:08:07Hello?
00:08:12Hi!
00:08:14Hi!
00:08:16Really good. How are you guys?
00:08:18Good to see you.
00:08:19I hope you guys can make it finally.
00:08:21We can stay out late.
00:08:22My mom's babysitting for us.
00:08:25I am going to drink my ass off.
00:08:27No, it's your turn to get up with Emma and Chloe tomorrow.
00:08:30Wow.
00:08:31I bet you guys can't wait to have kids, right?
00:08:33No, you have to do it.
00:08:34Seriously, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:08:37Actually, we're trying to get pregnant, so...
00:08:40Yeah, I could be good without kids, but whatever.
00:08:43What are you talking about?
00:08:44You totally thought that baby was so cute at the barbecue.
00:08:46All babies are cute and that's their thing.
00:08:48But is that any reason to make an irreversible decision?
00:08:50Well, if you didn't want to have kids, we shouldn't have gotten married.
00:08:55Nice.
00:08:56What? I'm just saying.
00:08:58We're going to tackle the big issues tonight.
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:02So where's Ginger and Chris?
00:09:04I told them not to come until 7.30 so that we could have some time to discuss the situation.
00:09:09The puppet master.
00:09:11Stop calling me that.
00:09:12That picture is amazing.
00:09:14We got another TV.
00:09:16Check it out.
00:09:22Sloppy already.
00:09:24So, Chris and Ginger are coming together?
00:09:28No, separately.
00:09:31What was she doing in Texas?
00:09:33I have no idea because she's not on Facebook.
00:09:36People who aren't on Facebook think they're so cool.
00:09:39I know.
00:09:40But really, it's just a huge pain in the ass for anybody who loves them.
00:09:44Because how are we supposed to keep in touch?
00:09:46Yeah, and she never checks her email, okay?
00:09:48She has this whole thing about how email exists as a convenience to us
00:09:52and we're not supposed to let it run our lives.
00:09:54And then she says,
00:09:57we have to consciously decide how much time we're going to give it.
00:10:01See, this is why I love her.
00:10:03Who else says stuff like that?
00:10:05I don't have time to consciously decide to do anything.
00:10:08What am I going to do? Call her?
00:10:09I don't have time to call everybody I want to keep in touch with.
00:10:12I have children.
00:10:14Well, she has all of her.
00:10:16Yeah, but he's ten.
00:10:17And there's a huge difference between one and two.
00:10:20You have your first, you think it's so hard.
00:10:22But when you have two, it's a whole other story.
00:10:27You're complaining.
00:10:28I'm not complaining, I'm just...
00:10:30You are complaining.
00:10:36Do you have Pepsid or something for stomachs?
00:10:38What's the matter?
00:10:40I don't know. I have social anxiety.
00:10:42Why? It's just us.
00:10:46And George and Martha.
00:10:48Who's George and Martha?
00:10:49Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
00:10:54Oh.
00:10:55Is that a good movie?
00:10:57Is what good?
00:10:59Uh, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
00:11:01I love that movie.
00:11:03I've never seen it.
00:11:05What's that noise?
00:11:06Oh!
00:11:07Uh, someone must be at the front door.
00:11:09Shoot! It's 7.30 already?
00:11:16Josh has never seen you as Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
00:11:23Hello!
00:11:25Oh my gosh!
00:11:27You look amazing!
00:11:29Oh, God.
00:11:30Thank you!
00:11:32I still have a couple more pounds to go, but I'm getting there.
00:11:35No!
00:11:36You look awesome!
00:11:39Oh, um, Lisa, this is Brad.
00:11:41Hi!
00:11:42Hi.
00:11:43You're cute!
00:11:45He's an actor.
00:11:47Neat!
00:11:49Uh, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
00:11:51Sure, yeah.
00:11:54So...
00:11:56I...
00:11:57Do you mind if I go too?
00:11:58We came from Malibu and you practically have to stop for snacks, you know?
00:12:02Absolutely. Sure, just use the powder room over there.
00:12:04That's okay, uh...
00:12:07I'll...
00:12:08I'll just use this one.
00:12:10Okay.
00:12:15Hey.
00:12:17Hey, can we have sex?
00:12:19Yeah!
00:12:20Let me go down on you.
00:12:22Oh, God!
00:12:23So the last time we talked, you and Trey were trying to write a movie together.
00:12:26It's not easy, is it?
00:12:27I always tell you TV guys, features aren't just longer, they're a whole different animal.
00:12:32It's hard to sustain a story over a hundred pages.
00:12:35It's done, man. We sold it last week.
00:12:36Really?
00:12:38Who, uh...
00:12:39Who did you guys sell it to?
00:12:41Will Ferrell and Adam McKay.
00:12:45That's great.
00:12:46That's fantastic.
00:12:47Yeah, those guys are really funny.
00:12:49Yeah, they're doing alright.
00:12:52You're a smartass.
00:12:53How much?
00:12:54If you don't mind me asking.
00:12:56No, it's fine. It was in the trades.
00:12:58Eight hundred.
00:13:01Eight hundred thousand?
00:13:03No, eight hundred dollars.
00:13:05Oh, man.
00:13:09What's wrong? You look freaked out.
00:13:11Ginger lost weight.
00:13:12What?
00:13:13Really?
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15And she brought a guy.
00:13:17And she went to the bathroom, and this kid, he's like twenty.
00:13:20He asked if he could go too.
00:13:21And they're in the bathroom together, right now.
00:13:24They're having sex?
00:13:25I don't know.
00:13:26In the powder room?
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:29They better not get anything on the wallpaper, it's vintage.
00:13:32See that? Rich people have problems too.
00:13:34They have to worry about guests ejaculating on their wallpaper.
00:13:38If I had said that, you would have told me I was disgusting.
00:13:42It was funny.
00:13:44Ryan is funny.
00:13:45I'm a comedy writer.
00:13:47You're funny, Dave.
00:13:48Ryan is used to, you know, getting up in front of a hundred people and making them laugh their asses off.
00:13:54I can't believe you.
00:13:56Oh, my God.
00:13:58Hi.
00:14:00You look awesome.
00:14:01Oh, thank you.
00:14:02How did you lose this weight?
00:14:03I just was so busy working.
00:14:06Tell me.
00:14:07Oh, hang on.
00:14:08Yeah.
00:14:09I was catering a movie.
00:14:10In Austin?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12That's how I met Brad.
00:14:13He was a part of the cast.
00:14:14How's Oliver?
00:14:15He's great.
00:14:16He's with his cousins.
00:14:17I go back on Monday.
00:14:19What's that noise?
00:14:22Oh, someone must be at the front door.
00:14:25That must be Chris.
00:14:27Has he seen you yet?
00:14:29No.
00:14:31He's gonna shit a brick.
00:14:37Hi.
00:14:38Hi.
00:14:39How are you?
00:14:40Good.
00:14:41Good.
00:14:43God.
00:14:46We haven't seen you in since...
00:14:48Forever.
00:14:49I know.
00:14:51Uh, Ginger came, right?
00:14:53Yeah, she's here.
00:14:54You look beautiful.
00:14:56Uh, Chris.
00:14:57Nice to meet you.
00:14:58You too.
00:14:59Brad.
00:15:00Oh.
00:15:01How do you know Josh and Lisa?
00:15:02I just met them.
00:15:03I'm here at Ginger.
00:15:04Oh.
00:15:06I thought we weren't bringing anyone.
00:15:07Oh.
00:15:08Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:15:09You are wearing that outfit that I love.
00:15:11Oh, yeah.
00:15:12Who needs a drink?
00:15:13Oh, I thought we weren't bringing anyone.
00:15:19Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
00:15:25You are wearing that outfit that I love.
00:15:28Oh, yeah.
00:15:30Who needs a drink?
00:15:31I do.
00:15:32I do.
00:15:33I do.
00:15:34I do.
00:15:40Silverware has a really nice weight to it.
00:15:42I knew you'd notice.
00:15:44You always appreciate nice things.
00:15:46Yeah, I noticed it, too.
00:15:47I was thinking about stealing some.
00:15:49Seriously, one spoon costs $200.
00:15:51Wow.
00:15:52I want to hear some of your new material.
00:15:54Do you have any after dinner?
00:15:55No.
00:15:56Come on.
00:15:57For us, come on.
00:15:58Come on.
00:15:59I got some.
00:16:00You know, truthfully, I've been traveling so much
00:16:02that I really haven't had time to write.
00:16:05Got to make time.
00:16:06No excuses.
00:16:08Hey, write.
00:16:09No, I wrote today, though, so...
00:16:11So did I.
00:16:12Well, you screwed around on the internet.
00:16:15I was working.
00:16:16Oh, listen, there's a service you can subscribe to
00:16:19that blocks your access to the internet for up to eight hours a day.
00:16:22Is that where we're at right now?
00:16:24We can't be self-disciplined?
00:16:26We have to pay someone to enforce discipline?
00:16:28I know.
00:16:29It's lame.
00:16:30But, you know, it only costs $7.95 a month.
00:16:33It's totally worth it.
00:16:34Wow, you and Trey do that?
00:16:37Uh, no, we don't have to.
00:16:38We're very self-motivated.
00:16:40It's fantastic, man.
00:16:43So, Rye, where are you performing these days?
00:16:47Uh, all over.
00:16:49Uh, Atlanta, Dallas, Pittsburgh.
00:16:52Have you been going with them, Brie?
00:16:53No.
00:16:54I take five shows a week, so...
00:16:56Oh.
00:16:57Oh, right.
00:16:58Right.
00:16:59Have you watched her show?
00:17:01Oh, it's fantastic.
00:17:02I keep forgetting.
00:17:03I'm sorry.
00:17:04I've never had time for that.
00:17:05Send me the link again, though.
00:17:07I can't believe this.
00:17:08My own friends.
00:17:10You know, I have strangers writing me telling me that they love it.
00:17:13You know, this one guy told me it restored his faith in humanity.
00:17:16Yes.
00:17:17But it's opera, right?
00:17:19That's a tough sell.
00:17:20I don't have time to watch webisodes.
00:17:22They're only two minutes long.
00:17:25You know, one day Ryan and I are going to leave L.A.
00:17:28and then you'll all be sorry.
00:17:29Because you'll just be talking about how you saw Jim Carrey at the dog park.
00:17:33Who saw Jim Carrey at the dog park?
00:17:35Did you see him?
00:17:36For real?
00:17:37I just made that up.
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:39I'm just saying your whole lives will be one big Howard Stern conversation.
00:17:43I love Howard Stern.
00:17:44Love him.
00:17:45Mmm.
00:17:46This chicken is very good.
00:17:49Oh, yeah.
00:17:50Lisa's a good little orderer.
00:17:57Um.
00:17:58Did I tell you guys that I'm going to London with Josh and Trey?
00:18:03I thought you weren't going.
00:18:05We did a spreadsheet on how much she'd spend in London and how much she'd spend here.
00:18:11And we think she'd spend more here because there'd be no controls.
00:18:15Yeah, because women are stupid spendthrifts.
00:18:18It's just that you want more.
00:18:19Mmm.
00:18:20They don't want more.
00:18:21They want everything.
00:18:22They want to go to all the new restaurants.
00:18:24They want to get all the best clothes.
00:18:26They want to go on the best vacations.
00:18:28They want to get all the best personal trainers.
00:18:30You don't like new restaurants.
00:18:32Well, yeah, that's...
00:18:33But...
00:18:34You don't want to take great vacations?
00:18:36Yes, of course, but that's not...
00:18:37We help you lead fuller lives.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:43Hey, so, uh, what's your script about?
00:18:46Oh, which one?
00:18:47I was talking about the spec script that you sold, but how many do you have?
00:18:52Well, when that one went out, everyone went nuts and wanted meetings with us.
00:18:57So, of course, we had this backlog of ideas that we wanted to pitch.
00:19:01So, we're working on an animated film at Pixar.
00:19:06Spielberg wants to do a comedy, so we're writing something for him.
00:19:10And we're working on a project we would direct ourselves.
00:19:14Paramount would finance.
00:19:15Nothing huge, but they want to be in business with us.
00:19:18And one of our TV episodes was nominated for an Emmy.
00:19:23Oh, that's great.
00:19:24Congrats with great news.
00:19:25Congrats with great news.
00:19:26Congrats with great news.
00:19:27You know what?
00:19:28I'm going to go open one of the bottles we brought.
00:19:30Anybody need anything else?
00:19:31I'm going to get ours, too.
00:19:33I want to read that smacky soul.
00:19:36We should ask him.
00:19:37No, because I don't think that we have a chip on our shoulder that we just want to see if it's good.
00:19:42I'm telling you.
00:19:43How could it be?
00:19:44Have you seen his show?
00:19:45It's so hacky.
00:19:46$800,000.
00:19:49It's because he's self-confident.
00:19:52Confidence is everything in this town.
00:19:54I'm self-confident.
00:19:55Huh?
00:19:56I've got a two-bedroom tear-down in the valley.
00:19:59Yeah, but Studio City's cool.
00:20:01It's not really the valley.
00:20:03Don't patronize me.
00:20:04Alright?
00:20:05When we trade up, we'll move to the west side.
00:20:09Alright?
00:20:10We like the valley.
00:20:11We're very middle class.
00:20:12When I bought Bree the Volvo, she acted like she'd want me.
00:20:15She acted like she'd won the lottery.
00:20:17Must be nice to have a wife you can please.
00:20:20She's the best.
00:20:22I have to do something about this.
00:20:26It's humbling.
00:20:27Right.
00:20:28They have sticky things, I think.
00:20:30Yeah, they do have sticky things.
00:20:32Bree?
00:20:33Bree?
00:20:34That's an unusual name.
00:20:37Yeah, my mom had just seen Clute.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40Your mom must be very interesting to name you after a hooker.
00:20:44I mean, um, a prostitute.
00:20:49Is Clute good?
00:20:50I haven't seen that.
00:20:51I haven't seen Clute.
00:20:52So how'd you two meet?
00:20:56I was working on a film that was shot in Austin.
00:21:03Crew?
00:21:04No, no, I'm an actor.
00:21:07Hmm.
00:21:08Big role?
00:21:09Small one?
00:21:10As actors, we were taught to believe that there are no small roles.
00:21:14Right.
00:21:15So small.
00:21:16What movie?
00:21:17Space Man.
00:21:19Hmm.
00:21:20I read the script.
00:21:22Well, I read the, uh, I read the first ten pages.
00:21:25It was actually...
00:21:27It was so bad I couldn't finish it.
00:21:31How old are you?
00:21:33Twenty-six.
00:21:35That's young.
00:21:37Yeah.
00:21:38He knows nothing about the heartache of soft erections.
00:21:42Uh...
00:21:43Uh...
00:21:44Uh...
00:21:45Wow.
00:21:46Uh...
00:21:47Plus, everyone our age is married, so...
00:21:51Yeah, but not all these marriages are gonna last.
00:21:54I mean, the divorce rate is fifty percent.
00:22:05My wife.
00:22:06Twelve years we've been together.
00:22:08Oh.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10And, and, and what's great about it is, and it kind of gets me choked up a little bit,
00:22:13we're very supportive of each other.
00:22:14We look out for each other, try to make each other happy.
00:22:17Like, lately, uh, she's been giving me a lot of blowjobs, which is awesome.
00:22:23And it's occurred to her that maybe, uh, blowjobs are fattening because she's been gaining
00:22:28a little weight.
00:22:29Ooh.
00:22:30Um, the other day we're laying in bed and she says to me, uh, look, I'm thinking that
00:22:37maybe sperm has a lot of calories.
00:22:40So I immediately go into problem-solving mode.
00:22:43I'm like, why don't you start skipping lunch?
00:22:46That was me!
00:22:47That was hilarious!
00:22:49What are you talking about?
00:22:50Funny, right?
00:22:51I'm just gonna play you guys the first few notes, okay?
00:22:54Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:22:59Because I can't wait for you.
00:23:00Anyway, I'll see you again.
00:23:01I'm gonna keep it next year.
00:23:02I'll see you again.
00:23:03All right, cool.
00:23:04I've never seen one more.
00:23:06You're right.
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You're right.
00:23:11I cantata the world.
00:23:12He's got a lot of things.
00:23:13So I won't let you start skipping the world.
00:23:14I don't know.
00:23:16You're right.
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:18Yeah, I'm gonna think of myself.
00:23:19I've never seen too many years.
00:23:20I've been so many years.
00:23:21You're right.
00:23:22So I can't see you.
00:23:23I can't see you.
00:23:24There he's got some more.
00:23:25I've never seen you.
00:23:27Yeah, I've never seen you.
00:23:28Did you guys get chills?
00:23:38I did.
00:23:40Are you serious?
00:23:42How are you guys not affected by that song?
00:23:44No, it was really beautiful.
00:23:45It was gorgeous.
00:23:46Hey, you guys want to play poker?
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:49Yes.
00:23:50No, it's too late to start a game.
00:23:52It's 10 o'clock.
00:23:52We have to stop drinking.
00:23:54No, no one stopped drinking.
00:23:55You guys have to spend the night.
00:23:57Wait, everyone should stay here tonight.
00:23:59Really?
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:01What's the point of having this big house, right?
00:24:04All right.
00:24:05I'll do that.
00:24:05Call your mom.
00:24:06It's been so long since I've gotten shit-faced.
00:24:09We can play poker all night and then watch the sunrise.
00:24:13I feel alive.
00:24:15I'm alive, honey.
00:24:17I'm alive.
00:24:18I'm feeling alive.
00:24:19I'm alive.
00:24:23Don't feel sorry for me.
00:24:25We don't feel sorry for you.
00:24:27We feel bad for you.
00:24:30That's funny.
00:24:32Because I feel bad for you.
00:24:34Why?
00:24:36Well, neither of you seem very happy right now.
00:24:41Me and Michelle?
00:24:42Why are you singling us out?
00:24:46Ryan and Bri are happy.
00:24:48Well, yeah.
00:24:51Yeah, we're happy, but...
00:24:53What makes you think Dave and I aren't happy?
00:24:56Seriously?
00:24:58Bri said earlier that you guys were like the couple in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
00:25:01I mean, earlier I was...
00:25:03My stomach hurt, so I was compensating...
00:25:05Great, so everybody thinks we're a mess.
00:25:07Oh, we don't think you're a mess.
00:25:08Look, I get it.
00:25:09You've got young kids.
00:25:10It's hard.
00:25:12Josh and I are trying to get pregnant.
00:25:14Of course you are.
00:25:18What does that mean?
00:25:20I just feel like we're all making the same mistakes our parents made.
00:25:24You're on shaky ground, so you want to throw kids into the mix?
00:25:28You think I'm on shaky ground?
00:25:33You know how Josh acts like he's being funny because he's smiling or making some sort of joke,
00:25:40but really he's just criticizing you?
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:47It seems like he doesn't respect you.
00:25:50Well, he has really high expectations of everyone, himself included.
00:25:59So he's critical, but I think that he respects me.
00:26:04I know he respects me.
00:26:12That asshole.
00:26:13He doesn't respect me.
00:26:16Well, maybe he does.
00:26:17No.
00:26:18No, he doesn't.
00:26:19I know he doesn't.
00:26:21Well, look, why don't you talk to him about it?
00:26:23If you call him on it, he's going to have to change.
00:26:25That's optimistic.
00:26:27I know you're into positive thinking and the power of intention and all that shit,
00:26:31but sometimes it's just not realistic.
00:26:32What are you doing?
00:26:48I'm going to do a spreadsheet to see if I can afford to leave him.
00:26:55No.
00:26:56Wait, that was just my opinion.
00:26:58Hey, I could be totally wrong.
00:27:00Everybody knows I'm a little screwed up right now.
00:27:02When we're done with her, let's do me.
00:27:04I think I can get some money from my parents.
00:27:05You don't want to get a divorce.
00:27:08Yeah, you do not want to get a divorce.
00:27:10Dave and I are really having problems right now.
00:27:13Listen, I get it, okay?
00:27:15You love your kids.
00:27:16They're the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:27:18But they're at an age where they require constant attention.
00:27:23And it doesn't matter how much you love them, there's a part of you that is angry
00:27:27because you don't have a life anymore.
00:27:30I know.
00:27:31And so you start taking it out on the person closest to you, your spouse.
00:27:35You know, I read this book about how in some cultures,
00:27:38couples don't even pretend they can stay together for the first five years of the child's life.
00:27:42So the man, he leaves the home and he goes and he sleeps somewhere else.
00:27:46And he just comes home to, you know, make repairs to the thatched hut and give the wife money.
00:27:50And the woman, she gives all her attention to the child
00:27:53and her mother and sisters and aunts help her raise it.
00:27:57That's pretty smart.
00:27:59Most American women, though, would not be okay with their husband sleeping with another woman
00:28:03while we have to deal with the kids.
00:28:05Dave can be really annoying.
00:28:08He does all these little things.
00:28:10Everybody does all these little things.
00:28:14Look, I know he's a good person and I love him and I wish him well.
00:28:18But what would be perfect is if we were really rich and could have two houses
00:28:24so we'd live near each other but not together.
00:28:27Which would lead to divorce?
00:28:28Because why would you be married to someone if you can live without them?
00:28:31Oh yeah, we'd get divorced.
00:28:33But we'd stay friends and I'd hire two nannies so I could have round-the-clock help.
00:28:37Which would lead to you never seeing your kids.
00:28:39So you'd feel guilty and you'd indulge them
00:28:42and then they would just be more and more demanding
00:28:44and you'd all be miserable.
00:28:47I feel really overwhelmed.
00:28:50So is this about the Emmy thing you're talking about?
00:28:53Yeah, no, me and this guy.
00:28:54He's out of control.
00:28:55He helped you with that?
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:56Yeah, he helped me.
00:28:58He makes all this money.
00:28:59Oh, when he signed the deal with ABC, they backed the truck up.
00:29:02Oh yeah, he is loaded.
00:29:03And now everyone's kissing his ass.
00:29:06Actresses who auditioned for his show.
00:29:08And there he is, stuck with his college sweetheart
00:29:11who he thought was the best he was ever going to do.
00:29:14She's cute.
00:29:15Yeah, but she's not beautiful.
00:29:17I mean, he could have his pick now.
00:29:20Yeah, but do you really want to be with someone
00:29:21who's only with you because you have money?
00:29:24Young guy's perspective.
00:29:26Probably when we're that old,
00:29:27we'll settle for getting a beautiful woman any way we can.
00:29:30What are you talking about?
00:29:31What are you planning on being single?
00:29:32Hey, it's touch and go at my house.
00:29:34It's great being young, huh?
00:29:36The women are more fun, easier to please, I guess.
00:29:39That's what makes them not fun.
00:29:40Women your age, they're harder to satisfy, I guess.
00:29:44I like the challenge.
00:29:47Yeah.
00:29:48You just have to get through the next couple years.
00:29:51The kids will get easier.
00:29:53And in the meantime, you have to remember
00:29:55why you married Dave to begin with.
00:29:57And yes, you have to make yourself have sex with him.
00:30:02No.
00:30:03I have no desire, none.
00:30:06We don't have sex either.
00:30:09I just don't care about it.
00:30:11At all.
00:30:14Okay, well, it will be your problem eventually.
00:30:16I mean, you can't tell a guy,
00:30:20hey, we're married,
00:30:21and you can never have sex with anyone else again.
00:30:23Oh, and by the way,
00:30:25you can never have sex with me again.
00:30:27I mean, eventually,
00:30:28he's gonna decide that that's a bunch of bullshit,
00:30:31and he's gonna find somebody else to have sex with.
00:30:34The oppressed will rise up.
00:30:36So what happened with you and Chris?
00:30:38Do you think he was justified in having the affair?
00:30:41No.
00:30:43At least I would never tell him that.
00:30:46But yeah, we didn't have sex.
00:30:49I just...
00:30:50I just didn't feel like it.
00:30:52But he's so good looking.
00:30:57I'm just saying, I mean,
00:30:59if she didn't feel like having sex with Chris,
00:31:01how am I supposed to feel like having sex with Dave?
00:31:04That's so mean.
00:31:06What?
00:31:07It's just sometimes I look at him
00:31:09and he already seems middle-aged.
00:31:13Well, we almost are.
00:31:16It's not that far off.
00:31:18Actually, I read this book by Desmond Morris
00:31:20that says men's waists expand as they get older,
00:31:25and their shoulders get more narrow and rounded.
00:31:28And this is all part of nature's grand plan
00:31:30so that they will be less attractive to other women,
00:31:33so that they will stay with their wives
00:31:35and help raise the children.
00:31:37How do you find time to read all this shit?
00:31:40Dave is awesome.
00:31:42I find him very attractive.
00:31:43I love Dave.
00:31:44He's great.
00:31:46He would freak if he heard this.
00:31:48You should tell him.
00:31:49Yeah, why don't you give him a boost?
00:31:51No.
00:31:54Why?
00:31:55Because
00:31:56I don't want to give him power.
00:31:59Michelle!
00:32:00Michelle!
00:32:01What?
00:32:02Okay, that's bitchy.
00:32:03I guess I'm in a bad place right now.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:09Obviously I am too.
00:32:11Why else would I be hanging out with
00:32:12a 26-year-old actor in Malibu?
00:32:16I love Malibu.
00:32:18Tell us about the sex.
00:32:19With the actor.
00:32:20No, you do not get to ask questions about sex.
00:32:23Why not?
00:32:24Because you're not willing to reveal anything about yourself.
00:32:27I will tell you anything you want to know about my sex life.
00:32:30Yeah.
00:32:31You and Ryan have good sex.
00:32:32We know.
00:32:33I'm saying you won't talk about other guys.
00:32:36Ever.
00:32:37Like, you won't even admit it if somebody else is hot.
00:32:40It's as if that's cheating on Ryan.
00:32:42I know it's not cheating.
00:32:43Of course it's not.
00:32:44But it's a little bit of a betrayal.
00:32:47How is it a betrayal?
00:32:50Obviously, George Clooney was hot in The American.
00:32:53Okay.
00:32:54And it probably wouldn't be unpleasant to have sex with him.
00:32:58Everybody knows that, including Ryan.
00:33:00So I just don't think it's a big deal to acknowledge
00:33:03what everybody else knows to be true.
00:33:04Was that good, The American?
00:33:06We didn't see that one.
00:33:07How does Josh write movies when he's never seen one?
00:33:10We see movies all the time.
00:33:12But you just studiously avoid the good ones?
00:33:15Because we don't see the kind of movies you see.
00:33:18You're a snobbery.
00:33:20Am I?
00:33:21Or are you people just disappointing?
00:33:23Jon Stewart.
00:33:24He's great.
00:33:25Yeah, I know he's great,
00:33:25but do you ever think it would be fun to have sex with him?
00:33:28Michelle.
00:33:29Jason Bateman.
00:33:30No.
00:33:31Stop.
00:33:31I'm going to break her.
00:33:35Matt Damon.
00:33:37In The Bourne Identity,
00:33:38when he's washing Frankie Putente's hair.
00:33:41She's cute.
00:33:44He can kill anyone with his bare hands,
00:33:47but he's a good person,
00:33:48and he barely ever speaks,
00:33:50which is so hot.
00:33:53And when he does, he says the perfect thing.
00:33:55Oh, he's got very good dialogue.
00:33:57Tony Gilroy wrote it.
00:33:59No, don't do that.
00:34:00This is not a discussion of the script.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:02I'm saying Matt Damon in all The Bourne movies is hot as hell,
00:34:07and you know you've thought about having sex with him,
00:34:09and I demand that you admit it.
00:34:12Come on, just admit it.
00:34:14I will happily admit that I want to have sex with other guys.
00:34:17Every person in a relationship wants to have sex with other people.
00:34:20So what?
00:34:21Who cares?
00:34:22It's human nature.
00:34:24I think we can assume she finds other guys attractive.
00:34:29I'll reveal something personal.
00:34:32When Ryan and I have sex,
00:34:33I can't look into his eyes.
00:34:36At least not for more than a couple seconds.
00:34:39It's like it's too intimate or something.
00:34:41Let's get donuts.
00:34:49Just put off getting married for as long as you can.
00:34:52That's all we're saying.
00:34:53Well, no.
00:34:53You get married whenever you want.
00:34:54Just, you know, choose wisely.
00:34:56Oh, no shit.
00:34:57Choose as if your life depended on us.
00:34:59You're not thinking about that yet, right?
00:35:02Marriage?
00:35:02No.
00:35:03No, I...
00:35:04You know, I'm...
00:35:0626.
00:35:08I heard it.
00:35:09This fucking guy.
00:35:09I know, right?
00:35:10Oh, I would kill to be 26 again.
00:35:13I wouldn't screw it out this time.
00:35:14I'd show everybody how it's done.
00:35:17What is that dance?
00:35:19It's just a...
00:35:19It's the How You Do It dance.
00:35:21Did you get your medicine today or no?
00:35:23Did I not?
00:35:30Look at all these cool people.
00:35:32I never meet anyone.
00:35:35I'm always cooped up in that stupid house of running errands.
00:35:39Your house is awesome.
00:35:40You should be grateful.
00:35:42You should be grateful.
00:35:42I know.
00:35:43You're right.
00:35:46We're all really blessed.
00:35:48I know.
00:35:48We are really, really fortunate.
00:35:54You see that guy?
00:35:56Yeah.
00:35:57I fuck him.
00:35:59Really?
00:36:00Yep.
00:36:00You know who I think is hot.
00:36:05Brad.
00:36:06I know.
00:36:08Ginger is so lucky.
00:36:09I mean, she's not lucky.
00:36:10She's getting a divorce, but...
00:36:13Chris is so good looking, and now she gets to have sex with Brad.
00:36:18Do you ever wish you could just put your marriage on hold for a little while?
00:36:22Be single again?
00:36:23You know, just for a little bit, and then go back to being married.
00:36:28Probably nobody would go back.
00:36:29I just miss feeling excited about anything, you know?
00:36:36Like, when you meet somebody new, it's so exciting, those feelings.
00:36:42It's like when you were in high school, and you would be going to a party, and you didn't
00:36:47know if a guy that you liked was going to be there, but you just didn't know what was
00:36:52going to happen.
00:36:53Would you get to talk to him?
00:36:54Would you get to make out?
00:36:55We used to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
00:36:57We never did that.
00:36:59I'm so bummed.
00:37:01It was awesome.
00:37:10Hey, you guys.
00:37:13Yeah?
00:37:13I have an idea, but, uh, Brie, you're not going to approve.
00:37:17Yeah?
00:37:18When we get back to the house, let's tell the guys we want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
00:37:22Wait, you mean the game where you go in the...
00:37:26Yes!
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:30Yeah.
00:37:31Seriously?
00:37:33What?
00:37:36We have an idea.
00:37:37It's kind of unorthodox.
00:37:39Unorthodox?
00:37:40Where'd you get that?
00:37:41What do you mean?
00:37:42I've never heard you use that word before.
00:37:44I read books, Josh, more than you do, and you're a writer.
00:37:48We want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
00:37:51What's that?
00:37:52Isn't that the thing where you...
00:37:53It's a game where two people go in a closet and make out for seven minutes.
00:37:56Okay, but I can make out with you anytime I want to, and I don't have to go in a closet,
00:38:01and I don't have to do it for the full seven minutes.
00:38:05I'm not talking about spouses with spouses.
00:38:08We're talking about random pairings.
00:38:12What the hell are you talking about?
00:38:15Seven Minutes in Heaven!
00:38:16You want to play this game?
00:38:21Seven Minutes in the Closet?
00:38:23Seven Minutes in Heaven.
00:38:24Whatever.
00:38:25No.
00:38:26Do you?
00:38:27No, hell no.
00:38:28These people are nuts.
00:38:29I know, I know.
00:38:31Apparently we're boring.
00:38:34You want to play?
00:38:35No!
00:38:36Do you?
00:38:37No!
00:38:37Michelle thinks we're fearful and naive.
00:38:42We're not adventurous.
00:38:44Being adventurous is like riding a motorcycle across South America.
00:38:47That's adventurous.
00:38:49Letting another guy make out with your wife, that's stupid.
00:38:52Wikipedia.
00:38:57Seven Minutes in Heaven is a kissing game first played by teenagers in Cincinnati in the early
00:39:031950s.
00:39:04See, Midwesterners know how to party because our winters are so long.
00:39:09Two people selected go into a closet or another dark enclosed space and do whatever they like
00:39:15for seven minutes.
00:39:17This is what you want to do?
00:39:19Yeah.
00:39:21So you guys in?
00:39:23No.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:26No.
00:39:26Okay.
00:39:26Okay.
00:39:28Uh.
00:39:31If we did this, you'd regret it and you'd be jealous and I'd hear about it till the day
00:39:36I die.
00:39:37Don't flatter yourself.
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:43I'm in.
00:39:44What about you two?
00:39:45Are you in?
00:39:46No.
00:39:46No.
00:39:47Come on.
00:39:48Either we all do it or none of us plays.
00:39:51We're not going to play.
00:39:52We're not going to play.
00:39:55So should we still play?
00:39:56Yeah.
00:39:58Yeah.
00:39:58Why not?
00:39:59Can I talk to you for a second?
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:04You're in trouble.
00:40:04Look at that view.
00:40:18Look at that view.
00:40:18I want a pool.
00:40:19I want a pool.
00:40:24Are you crazy?
00:40:25I just want to do something different.
00:40:28Unpredictable.
00:40:29Every day I wake up and I do the exact same thing.
00:40:31I try to get some writing done, but mostly I just change diapers and clean up after the
00:40:36kids and straighten up the house and feed the kids and read them a bedtime story and then
00:40:41spend hours trying to put Chloe to sleep and then I wake up the next day and do the exact
00:40:44same thing except maybe I go to Target.
00:40:47If I seriously stopped to think about what my life has become, I would freak out.
00:40:52You wanted kids.
00:40:54Dave, I love Emma and Chloe.
00:40:56They're the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:40:58Stop saying that.
00:40:59Obviously you don't really feel that way.
00:41:02If you think for a second that I don't adore them and you're crazy, why else would I do everything
00:41:07for them?
00:41:08Then why can't you do everything for them happily?
00:41:10You have to complain about it every step of the way.
00:41:13Why can't you be one of those women that's just, you know, happy?
00:41:16Because it's hard.
00:41:17No, it isn't.
00:41:18You just decide you're going to be happy and then you do it.
00:41:21You know?
00:41:22Sometimes a person just has to have self-control.
00:41:24It's not like you're Mr. Sunshine walking around all cheerful.
00:41:27Because my wife is always dissatisfied.
00:41:29It's human nature to want more.
00:41:35I'm not sexist.
00:41:36You know I'm not.
00:41:38But I think this is a gender thing.
00:41:40Women always want more.
00:41:43Well, I can think of one thing men always want more of.
00:41:46Sex.
00:41:47And now here's your chance.
00:41:49What, we're going to have sex with these people?
00:41:50It's a kissing game.
00:41:52Why can't we play Cranium?
00:41:54Dave, this is your chance to make out with someone.
00:41:57It's your chance to make out with someone.
00:41:59What do you care?
00:42:00I walk around with food in my teeth and you don't even tell me because you don't notice
00:42:04because you don't even look at me.
00:42:06You remember when I got my hair cut and you didn't notice but you noticed when you got the
00:42:10credit card bill?
00:42:11Because it was $200.
00:42:12I know!
00:42:17I think we have problems.
00:42:19Everybody has problems.
00:42:21Ryan and Bri are happy.
00:42:23They don't have kids.
00:42:24You wanted kids!
00:42:25I'm just saying their life is one continuous round of pleasure.
00:42:28Restaurants, movies, reading every issue of The New Yorker from cover to cover.
00:42:32It's actually a pretty selfish existence.
00:42:38We had problems before we had kids.
00:42:40No.
00:42:45Yeah.
00:42:46Well...
00:42:46If you don't want to play Seven Minutes and have me alone...
00:42:57Oh, that name, it's so corny.
00:43:02Of course Ryan and Bri aren't playing.
00:43:04So?
00:43:05Everybody else is game.
00:43:15Right.
00:43:16Well, bring you in?
00:43:26She wants to, so...
00:43:28Fun!
00:43:29Alright, my lawyer says it'll be valid because we'd all be witnesses to each other's signatures.
00:43:35Well, I printed a limited liability agreement from the net.
00:43:41It's a boilerplate agreement, so I had to add some wording.
00:43:43But basically, we're agreeing to not talk about the game after tonight.
00:43:48So that, you know, no one fights about it afterward.
00:43:51And we can't discuss it publicly, either.
00:43:53Well, good.
00:43:54Because I don't want anybody thinking we're swingers.
00:43:56Yeah.
00:43:57It could have a negative effect on my career.
00:44:00Well, all of our careers.
00:44:01We all have careers.
00:44:02So...
00:44:03Of course.
00:44:04Well, everyone except for Lisa.
00:44:07I work.
00:44:08I run this household.
00:44:09If by run this household, you mean calling the maid and ordering takeout.
00:44:15Don't talk to me like that.
00:44:18Lisa, come on.
00:44:19It's not like you're actually doing all the work yourself.
00:44:23Cleaning the house, the pool, doing the landscaping.
00:44:25I coordinate everything.
00:44:27I pay the bills and run the errands so that you can work 24-7.
00:44:31I make your life possible.
00:44:33Oh, wow.
00:44:34Like, that's a privilege.
00:44:35I get to work 24-7.
00:44:37You love working.
00:44:38I have to go to the well while I can.
00:44:42This could all change overnight.
00:44:45Yeah, I'm a hot rider now.
00:44:48But that can't last forever, right?
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:58Yes, I love to work.
00:44:59I'm sorry.
00:45:02You're right.
00:45:03You make my life possible.
00:45:13Which closet are we going to use?
00:45:14Where does this even go?
00:45:17I'll be the DJ.
00:45:35Brian Ferry.
00:45:37Too obvious?
00:45:38Who would you want to be matched with?
00:45:42What do you mean?
00:45:43If we played.
00:45:46You want to play?
00:45:47No, I'm just saying.
00:45:48If we did, who would you want to be paired with?
00:45:50No one.
00:45:51Who would you want to be paired with?
00:45:52No one.
00:45:53Why'd you ask me that?
00:45:56Obviously, you've thought about who you'd want to be paired with.
00:45:58I was thinking that maybe it was on your mind.
00:46:02Well, if we're going to argue, then we might as well play.
00:46:04You want to play?
00:46:06No.
00:46:07Do you?
00:46:09No.
00:46:09No.
00:46:09I don't know.
00:46:30I have feng shui.
00:46:31Okay.
00:46:33I know you find Lisa attractive.
00:46:36Maybe not her face, but her breasts.
00:46:38No, I don't.
00:46:41Liar.
00:46:42Free.
00:46:43I mean, what?
00:46:43No, look.
00:46:43Look.
00:46:44You have to lie.
00:46:45I mean, you have no choice.
00:46:47What are you going to say?
00:46:48Yeah, she's got great tits?
00:46:50You can't say that.
00:46:51So you lie to keep the peace.
00:46:53See?
00:46:55Everything's based on a foundation of bullshit.
00:46:58That's so depressing.
00:47:01We should just be honest.
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:05You first.
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:13Yes.
00:47:14Lisa has nice breasts.
00:47:16But you know they're going to sag.
00:47:18And yours are going to stay nice and perfect looking.
00:47:21Yeah, because they're smaller.
00:47:24Hers are huge.
00:47:25Okay.
00:47:30Now you say something honest.
00:47:33Be honest about something.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:37All right, this is not a big deal.
00:47:39I mean, it's silly.
00:47:40Because he's famous and unattainable.
00:47:43But I find Matt Damon attractive.
00:47:46Matt Damon.
00:47:51He's not unattainable.
00:47:52You could totally get him.
00:47:53Ryan, he's married.
00:47:55And his wife seems really lovely.
00:47:57Why do people use that word, lovely?
00:48:00So pretentious.
00:48:01Like, what are we, British or something?
00:48:02Huh?
00:48:02I guarantee if Matt Damon met you, he'd be attracted to you.
00:48:05No, he wouldn't.
00:48:07Okay?
00:48:07And that's part of why I like him.
00:48:09You know, I feel like he's a nice guy.
00:48:10He's got integrity.
00:48:12Oh boy, you really thought a lot about this, haven't you?
00:48:14Huh?
00:48:16Matt Damon?
00:48:17I mean, he's not even funny.
00:48:18Yeah, remember when he was on Will and Grace?
00:48:20You fucking remember that?
00:48:22I mean, you've really been into him for a while, haven't you?
00:48:26I'm not going to argue with you about this.
00:48:28If we're going to argue, then let's go play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
00:48:30If you want to fucking play, then let's fucking play.
00:48:32I don't want to play.
00:48:33Of course you don't want to play.
00:48:35Not with these slobs.
00:48:36They're no temptation to you.
00:48:37Not when you're obsessed with Matt Damon.
00:48:39Oh my God.
00:48:40I mean, I don't know how I'm going to find time to get washboard abs
00:48:43when I'm busy trying to work my ass off to build a comedy career.
00:48:47I mean, who knows what will happen?
00:48:48When you run into Damon while I'm out flying all over creation,
00:48:53performing in clubs to try to pay for a fucking house.
00:48:56This is insane.
00:48:58I'm not going to leave you for Matt Damon.
00:49:00You think he'd be faithful to you?
00:49:02Huh?
00:49:03A fucking actor?
00:49:06They fall in and out of love like kids at summer camp.
00:49:09Huh?
00:49:10You really think he's going to be into you?
00:49:11When you get old and your breasts sag?
00:49:18What do you think?
00:49:22This is perfect.
00:49:28So we can use these to draw names.
00:49:31Oh here, I'll do it.
00:49:32So Ryan thinks you have nice breasts.
00:49:38Thanks.
00:49:41No problem.
00:49:44Real original.
00:49:45All right.
00:49:54Yes.
00:49:55Well, here we go.
00:49:59Okay, you guys ready to play?
00:50:01I didn't know married people did stuff like this.
00:50:03They don't.
00:50:04You don't know that?
00:50:05We don't know what other married people do.
00:50:07Okay, well, we're short one girl,
00:50:09so someone's going to have to go twice.
00:50:12Me?
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:13If you have two kids, you go twice.
00:50:14No one picks their own spouse.
00:50:19There's got to be a more efficient way to do this,
00:50:21like a mathematical way.
00:50:22Too bad we're all writers and we'll never find out.
00:50:31Lisa.
00:50:37That's your wife.
00:50:38Yeah, please.
00:50:39After you.
00:50:40First, can I get a drink?
00:50:42Fun.
00:50:43Fun.
00:50:43There you go.
00:50:47I love how you're smiling.
00:50:49I don't care.
00:50:50You don't care?
00:50:51You don't care?
00:50:52I don't.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:54I think this is a test.
00:51:05Like they're testing us.
00:51:08Here, we're going first because they want to see if we're actually going to do something
00:51:11and then they'll just, like, crucify us.
00:51:12No.
00:51:14Mm-mm.
00:51:16This wood paneling's nice.
00:51:18Yeah, I know.
00:51:20It's original.
00:51:21It's from the 50s.
00:51:23Josh wanted to redo it because he likes everything so perfect.
00:51:25He prides himself on being a perfectionist.
00:51:28You know what's funny?
00:51:31My mom is the human resources manager for a hospital, so she's a real student of human
00:51:35nature.
00:51:36Do I sound like a geek?
00:51:37No.
00:51:38Anyway, so when she interviews someone and they say that they're a perfectionist, she
00:51:43doesn't buy it.
00:51:44She says true perfectionists are so demanding of themselves that they don't think of themselves
00:51:49as anywhere near perfect.
00:51:51They think that everything they do is so far from perfection that they couldn't possibly
00:51:54be a perfectionist.
00:51:55I love that.
00:51:57So, I don't think Josh is a perfectionist.
00:52:00Do you ever read his scripts when he finishes them?
00:52:03Always.
00:52:04Do they have any typos?
00:52:06Tons.
00:52:07I rest my case.
00:52:09God, I sound like an old person.
00:52:12Next thing you know, I'll be saying gams instead of letters.
00:52:15Look at the gams on her.
00:52:17You're so funny.
00:52:19Really?
00:52:20Yeah.
00:52:22Michelle doesn't tell you that very often, huh?
00:52:24It's extremely rare.
00:52:26It's part of her winning formula.
00:52:27She hardly ever throws you a bone, so when she does, you feel like you're the king of
00:52:30the world.
00:52:31Oh my God, now I'm James Cameron.
00:52:34He's not such a bad guy.
00:52:38Josh hardly ever compliments me either.
00:52:41It's because they're insecure.
00:52:42Really insecure people never give compliments they can't afford to.
00:52:47You're right.
00:52:50You're so smart and funny and, God, Michelle's lucky.
00:52:55You're such a man, you know?
00:52:57You're such a guy.
00:52:59Oh my God.
00:53:00It feels so good to get compliments from a beautiful girl.
00:53:04I wish beautiful girls would give me compliments all the time, you know?
00:53:07Is that wrong to want that?
00:53:10No.
00:53:13Do you think I'm beautiful?
00:53:16Of course.
00:53:22Should we make out?
00:53:25Maybe.
00:53:26I don't know if this whole marriage thing is going to work out, so I'll probably give it
00:53:30a go.
00:53:34You're really funny.
00:53:35Keep saying that and I will leave her.
00:53:37I'm serious.
00:53:38I will do it right now.
00:53:40You're so funny.
00:53:41You're so funny.
00:54:00Oh my God.
00:54:05Why did we waste time talking?
00:54:14Time's up!
00:54:15Time's up!
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:20This contract is not going to prevent arguments.
00:54:24I know.
00:54:25Do I have any lipstick on me?
00:54:27You're good.
00:54:28Time's up!
00:54:30Time's up!
00:54:30Hello!
00:54:31Time's up!
00:54:39What?
00:54:41Did you do anything?
00:54:46You didn't do anything.
00:54:48I thought we weren't discussing it.
00:54:50We signed the contract.
00:54:53You didn't do anything?
00:54:55We signed the contract.
00:54:58Okay.
00:54:59We're honoring the contract.
00:55:07Ginger.
00:55:07Oh boy.
00:55:09Oh.
00:55:10Oh.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:12The pod luck with that.
00:55:13Alrighty.
00:55:15Sir.
00:55:16Milady.
00:55:17Don't hurt nobody.
00:55:18What?
00:55:19Excuse me, Brad.
00:55:19This is a little weird, huh?
00:55:31Yeah.
00:55:32What's wrong?
00:56:02Should I go get someone, one of the girls, or is this about Chris?
00:56:19It's everything.
00:56:28Oh, I'm sorry, I'm ruining this for you.
00:56:32No, no, please.
00:56:35Don't you like Brad?
00:56:37He seems okay.
00:56:39Yeah, yeah, he's just young.
00:56:43We're always talking about his hopes and dreams.
00:56:47Oh, God.
00:56:49Yeah, it's depressing.
00:56:52Oh, I just can't go through all of this again.
00:56:55I mean, he thinks that he loves me, but we would never last.
00:57:02Even if I allowed myself to fall in love with him, which I could,
00:57:07eventually he'd leave me for someone young, younger, like Chris did.
00:57:16He's crazy.
00:57:18It was so stupid to cheat on you.
00:57:23You smell amazing.
00:57:29It's Joe Malone 154.
00:57:32Lisa owns every perfume but that.
00:57:37Why don't you buy it for her?
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41There's something about a person who gets themselves everything that they want,
00:57:50makes you not want to get them stuff.
00:57:57That sounds bad, doesn't it?
00:57:59I sound like a jerk.
00:58:00No, no.
00:58:01Yeah.
00:58:02No, but maybe you need to talk to someone about it.
00:58:05What, you mean a therapist?
00:58:07I can't afford that.
00:58:09Oh, my God, Josh.
00:58:11You have a $2.5 million house.
00:58:14What are you talking about?
00:58:15Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:58:17I can't afford that.
00:58:19Come here.
00:58:20I can't afford that.
00:58:21Time is up!
00:58:26Where's Ginger?
00:58:30She went to the bathroom.
00:58:34Oh.
00:58:39Oh, my God.
00:58:44Oh, my God.
00:58:46I'm so glad I got you.
00:59:01Really?
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:04Um, I need to ask you something.
00:59:07Yeah, we can do more than just this.
00:59:09Oh, no, no, no.
00:59:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:59:11No, um, it's about Ginger.
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Do you think she would reconcile?
00:59:21You want to get back together?
00:59:22Yeah, I have to get her back.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:28You must have some idea.
00:59:29No, really, I don't.
00:59:32I don't know if she'd go back.
00:59:35You know, when she turns a corner...
00:59:37I know, I know.
00:59:40In college, she used to cry over a guy for a week and then he was dead to her.
00:59:46When she's done, she's done, you know?
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:49If this is about her looking good, Chris...
00:59:51Oh, please.
00:59:52I'm shallow.
00:59:53I'm not ridiculous.
00:59:54That's why I came here tonight to see if she would get back together with me and then she
00:59:57shows up with this boy toy.
00:59:59You got a hotel room with a 23-year-old actress.
01:00:03She was 28.
01:00:05Okay, well, on IMDb it says that she's...
01:00:07She's an actress.
01:00:08She lies about her age.
01:00:09So you regret it?
01:00:15Oh, my God.
01:00:16Yes, I regret it.
01:00:18If I could take it back, I would.
01:00:20But at some point, it was exciting, right?
01:00:26For about two minutes.
01:00:28But it was, like, great, right?
01:00:30Like, do you, like, feel alive?
01:00:32Are you thinking about cheating on Dave?
01:00:34Is that what this is about?
01:00:35Our playing this game?
01:00:37No, I just...
01:00:39I'm so sick of Dave.
01:00:43You know?
01:00:45Yeah, I know.
01:00:47And then you get tired of the person you're cheating with.
01:00:49And then, I don't know, it just seems like bad form to cheat on the person you're cheating with.
01:00:57Yeah.
01:00:58Now, let me tell you something.
01:00:59But it's not real great out there.
01:01:03What's it like?
01:01:04Dating again?
01:01:06It sucks.
01:01:08Because all these people have baggage.
01:01:12And you're not exactly eager to find out what it is.
01:01:15And, I don't know, I don't feel like meeting strangers in restaurants and, you know, immediately finding out they're nowhere near as good as Ginger.
01:01:29Did I tell you I went to the Oscars this year?
01:01:33A friend of mine had an extra ticket, so I gotta go.
01:01:35How was that?
01:01:36Within five minutes of being there, you're walking down the red carpet and everybody's ignoring you because you're not a star.
01:01:44And then you realize you don't even want to be there if you don't have a movie in the running.
01:01:49And at this point in my life, I want to make something great, you know, something that moves people, that makes them feel something.
01:02:00And this is going to sound weird, but I can't do it without Ginger.
01:02:06I need her.
01:02:07I need her in my corner.
01:02:11Are you bummed we didn't do anything?
01:02:14No, no, no, it's fine.
01:02:18I hope Ginger takes you back.
01:02:20Thanks.
01:02:21You're awesome.
01:02:28Full sex, right?
01:02:30Not prepared for anything.
01:02:39I'm sorry, can I talk to you for a second?
01:02:43Yeah.
01:02:44How was it?
01:03:00What?
01:03:04Making out with Josh.
01:03:06We didn't make out, we just, we kissed a little.
01:03:10Was it good?
01:03:12Brad, we just talked.
01:03:14I was upset.
01:03:16Why?
01:03:17Why were you upset?
01:03:19He cheated on you and he left you.
01:03:21I know.
01:03:24What are you seeing?
01:03:26Okay, yeah, maybe he was good looking when he was young, but...
01:03:29Brad, he and I are the same age.
01:03:32Yeah, but you're beautiful and interesting and smart and he's this...
01:03:37This Hollywood producer.
01:03:39And you took vows and he slept with someone else.
01:03:43Doesn't that bother you?
01:03:44Of course.
01:03:45It all bothers me.
01:03:48The fact that he cheated, the fact that we're getting a divorce.
01:03:52The fact that Oliver's going to have to deal with the effects of this divorce for the rest of his life.
01:03:57Stepmothers and stepfathers flying back and forth across the country to see one parent while he's missing the one he's not with.
01:04:03I mean...
01:04:04Brad, what are we doing?
01:04:13What do you mean?
01:04:15You want me to fall in love with you?
01:04:17Yes!
01:04:19Please, that's what I want.
01:04:21Okay, then what?
01:04:23We...
01:04:24We enjoy life and we have fun together and we have amazing sex.
01:04:31How long would that last?
01:04:33I don't...
01:04:36Even if we lasted a couple years.
01:04:38If we even made it to spring.
01:04:41Of course we'd make it to spring.
01:04:42Okay, then what?
01:04:44We get married and you become Oliver's stepfather?
01:04:48You're going to want to be with someone young.
01:04:52Someone who's in the same life phase as you.
01:04:54Life phase?
01:04:55Yeah, life phase.
01:04:56Mine involves my eyesight suddenly going to shit and buying reading glasses at the drugstore like old people.
01:05:06Worrying about how the teen years are going to be.
01:05:08Getting root canals and...
01:05:10It's not all serious.
01:05:12You can have fun.
01:05:13Yeah, yeah, but...
01:05:14I guess at the end of the day, I want to be with someone who is in the same place in life as me.
01:05:26I'm ready.
01:05:36Lisa.
01:05:36Lisa.
01:05:56My name is love.
01:05:57I'm a son of a gun.
01:05:59I'll take you dancing and I'll get you drunk.
01:06:03Oh, you really like me.
01:06:05You'll think that I'm fun.
01:06:06But I ride on a dark sail.
01:06:08My name is love.
01:06:11Love.
01:06:13My name is love.
01:06:18My name is love.
01:06:20Ain't got calm.
01:06:21Don't know when I'll get there, but you'll know when I'm wrong because I leave the sky.
01:06:26Time's up!
01:06:28Time's up!
01:06:30Time's up!
01:06:32Lexus.
01:06:33Oh boy.
01:06:34Are you kidding me?
01:06:36Hey, thanks for the dinner.
01:06:38Is he leaving?
01:06:40What the hell did you do?
01:06:41Nothing.
01:06:42Right.
01:06:43We said we were going to honor the contract.
01:06:47We said we were going to honor the contract.
01:06:51We're going to honor the contract.
01:07:09You okay?
01:07:13Ginger...
01:07:27I want to get back together.
01:07:32Are you kidding?
01:07:36No.
01:07:39I'm sorry about arguing earlier.
01:07:44Yeah, me too.
01:07:47I'm developing a new theory.
01:07:49What's your theory?
01:07:52The fact that everything is based on these little white lies is a good thing.
01:07:56It's people being compassionate toward one another.
01:08:00Protecting each other's feelings.
01:08:02Okay, I want to go with this. Go ahead.
01:08:05Like, it's hard enough for me to accept Lisa has nice breasts.
01:08:09No, she doesn't.
01:08:10But I don't want to hear you say it aloud.
01:08:12You know, better for me to just hope you don't spend too much time thinking about them.
01:08:16I don't.
01:08:18Right.
01:08:20These little white lies, they are the glue that hold relationships together.
01:08:26They hold society together.
01:08:31So, what did you think of my new material?
01:08:35I think it's great.
01:08:37But what?
01:08:38Nothing.
01:08:39I think it's great.
01:08:41What specifically did you have a problem with?
01:08:45I didn't have a problem with any of it.
01:08:47It's all good.
01:08:49But not as good as my best stuff.
01:08:52It will be.
01:08:54You're going to do your tweaking.
01:08:56You know, you're going to rewrite it and rewrite it and it's going to be on the same level as your other stuff.
01:09:01Sounds like I've got a lot of rewriting to do, huh?
01:09:06I feel like we have not fought this much in a year.
01:09:10That's these people. They're a bad influence.
01:09:13So, is this because I've lost weight?
01:09:16No. Gain it all back. I don't care.
01:09:18Oh, you do care. Okay? Men are visually stimulated.
01:09:26See, I miss this. I miss our conversations. I miss good conversation.
01:09:31I went to every screening of every movie and defended each as if it were my own child.
01:09:38The Hallmark movie, Chris.
01:09:41You were an angel.
01:09:47I used to love to cook for you.
01:09:49I don't know if I could do that now.
01:09:52Don't say that.
01:09:54Do you know how many tears Oliver and I have cried over you?
01:10:00I'm sorry.
01:10:01Being cheated on. Being walked out on.
01:10:05It's very shaming.
01:10:09Everyone's going to look at me and wonder how I could take you back.
01:10:13I will spend the rest of my life making this up to you, Jen.
01:10:17So, we're going to go the whole rest of our marriage without you telling me what you did?
01:10:24The whole rest of our marriage makes it sound like we're going to last a long time.
01:10:28You don't think we will?
01:10:29I don't know.
01:10:30Well, that doesn't sound good.
01:10:35Is this about that kid?
01:10:36What, are you like in love with him or something?
01:10:39No.
01:10:41I can't believe this.
01:10:43That punk, I served him opus one.
01:10:46And he did God knows what with my wife.
01:10:49Josh, I didn't say I want to break up.
01:10:51It wouldn't be a break up.
01:10:52It would be a divorce.
01:10:55Well, I'm not thinking about divorce.
01:10:59I was earlier tonight.
01:11:00What?
01:11:03It's just that the girls think that you don't respect me.
01:11:05The way that you're always making sarcastic little remarks and trying to take me down a notch.
01:11:11I respect you.
01:11:14I don't know if you do.
01:11:19What does that word mean anyways?
01:11:21Respect.
01:11:22Respect.
01:11:28Obviously, I respect you.
01:11:30If I didn't, why would I want to go to that kid's next showcase and beat the shit out of him in front of his agents and managers and everybody?
01:11:40How much of a guest room?
01:11:42Is this the servants quarters?
01:11:43Stop complaining.
01:11:47So, what did you and Chris do?
01:11:50Nothing.
01:11:53Michelle.
01:11:55I'm serious. We didn't do anything.
01:11:56We just talked.
01:11:57He wants to get back together with Ginger.
01:11:58Does.
01:12:00Is she going to take him back?
01:12:02I don't know.
01:12:05What did you and Lisa do?
01:12:06No, wait.
01:12:07I want to talk about Ginger and Chris.
01:12:08No, let's talk about you and Lisa.
01:12:11I'm not trying to grill you.
01:12:13I'm just curious.
01:12:15I'm glad it was her.
01:12:16I'm not jealous of her.
01:12:18You're not.
01:12:21Do you think I should be?
01:12:23No.
01:12:25You have a thing for Lisa now.
01:12:26No, I don't.
01:12:29Dave.
01:12:30Her boobs are so big.
01:12:32They're too big.
01:12:34Just because I don't think she's a threat doesn't mean she's not a threat and you can be totally attracted to her.
01:12:38You think she's hot.
01:12:39You loved making out with her.
01:12:40Did you do more than kiss?
01:12:41No.
01:12:42Did you wish you did more than kiss?
01:12:43What?
01:12:44It's...
01:12:45Why is that even...
01:12:46Oh my God!
01:12:47I'm so jealous I could scream.
01:12:48You...
01:12:49I could totally freak out right now.
01:12:50Oh my God.
01:12:51She has a great body, doesn't she?
01:12:52You...
01:12:53You...
01:12:54You...
01:12:55You really want me to answer that?
01:12:56Yes.
01:12:57Do you think she has a good body?
01:12:58Yes.
01:12:59Do you think she has a good body?
01:13:00Yes.
01:13:01Maybe?
01:13:02I don't...
01:13:03This is stupid.
01:13:04How can you say that to me?
01:13:05All I said was maybe.
01:13:06Oh my God!
01:13:07She has a good figure and I'm a short-waisted freak.
01:13:09I'm jealous I could scream.
01:13:10You...
01:13:11I could totally freak out right now.
01:13:12Oh my God.
01:13:13She has a great body, doesn't she?
01:13:14You...
01:13:15You really want me to answer that?
01:13:16Yes.
01:13:17Do you think she has a good body?
01:13:18Yes.
01:13:19Why can't you say that to me?
01:13:21All I said was maybe.
01:13:22Oh my God!
01:13:24She has a good figure and I'm a short-waisted freak!
01:13:30You are not a short-waisted freak.
01:13:37If you were innocent, you would just tell me what you did.
01:13:40The fact that you won't tell me what you did means you're guilty of something.
01:13:43We signed a contract for exactly this reason.
01:13:46You know what's weird?
01:13:48You haven't asked what Ginger and I did.
01:13:51Because it hasn't even occurred to you because you're so consumed by thoughts of Brad.
01:13:55What did you do?
01:13:56Tell me what you did.
01:14:05So what, I'm just supposed to go around wondering what you did for the rest of my life?
01:14:10Yeah.
01:14:11Just like I'll always wonder what you did with that girl Jennifer from work.
01:14:15Oh, I knew you were going to play that card.
01:14:17That happened eight years ago.
01:14:22It feels like yesterday.
01:14:24Not me!
01:14:26You can cry all you want but you're not going to.
01:14:28Oh!
01:14:29Love you. Let me love you.
01:14:30No!
01:14:31Let me love you!
01:14:32Stop! You're too!
01:14:34Okay, just give up.
01:14:35No!
01:14:36No!
01:14:37No!
01:14:44I'm gonna read that script he saw.
01:14:49It's weird.
01:14:50There's so many people out there.
01:14:55But there's no one like you.
01:14:56Please give me another chance.
01:15:05I don't know if I can get over it.
01:15:08Tell me what to do to make this right.
01:15:11I'll do anything.
01:15:13You know, the obvious thing is that you get a free pass.
01:15:23You get to cheat on me. Once.
01:15:25Whenever you want.
01:15:29I would argue that that kid Brad counts for something.
01:15:32Because I know you had better sex with him than I did with the actress.
01:15:35Well, I'm sorry that you didn't fully enjoy yourself when you were cheating on me.
01:15:39I'm sorry.
01:16:00Tense up.
01:16:02What?
01:16:03Just tense your stomach muscles up.
01:16:04I don't know what you're saying.
01:16:05Go ahead, do it.
01:16:06I don't understand.
01:16:07Oh!
01:16:08Ow!
01:16:29From this point forward, I won't bring up Brad.
01:16:32And you won't bring up Jennifer.
01:16:36Okay.
01:16:38Something's changed.
01:16:44What do you mean?
01:16:45I don't know.
01:16:46It's like you're not as invested.
01:16:50I'm invested.
01:16:56What are you doing?
01:16:57You always stay up and work.
01:16:58Not tonight.
01:16:59Not tonight.
01:17:00We gotta have sex.
01:17:02I gotta try to make you forget about that kid.
01:17:07Who shall remain nameless.
01:17:10I didn't get to do anything.
01:17:12Everybody got to do something except for me.
01:17:14I don't want to do something except for me.
01:17:15You just want to do something except for me.
01:17:20What do you do?
01:17:31I love you.
01:17:32Nooo.
01:17:34Nooo.
01:17:35I don't know.
01:18:05I don't know.
01:18:35I don't know.
01:18:51Prescriptions?
01:18:52For what?
01:18:53You name it.
01:18:54High blood pressure, reflux, hair loss, anxiety.
01:18:57The guy is falling apart.
01:18:59Price of success.
01:19:00I was under a lot of pressure.
01:19:03Yeah, maybe that's what we're in for when we get to where we want to be, huh?
01:19:05No, we'll be different.
01:19:07We'll handle it better.
01:19:08All right.
01:19:09Stay grounded.
01:19:10Keep our priorities straight.
01:19:11Right.
01:19:11Maybe the guy's just not good at handling stress.
01:19:15Yeah.
01:19:16We'll handle it better.
01:19:18I feel for him.
01:19:19Yeah?
01:19:20Mm-hmm.
01:19:21Mm-hmm.
01:19:22okay all right I'll call you when I get there thanks bye
01:19:52ginger told me to tell you thanks for what she said you were kind to her last night
01:20:00let's call Oliver
01:20:07we can't screw up again you can't I won't I'm not going to we can't put him through that again
01:20:22the girls all think you're really attractive they do well what they say exactly you have sex appeal
01:20:41they think you're great they love you
01:20:46what's the matter what's wrong
01:20:52I'm sorry for what
01:20:57it's just I know I can be short-tempered
01:21:02well you get no sleep you're walking around totally sleep deprived
01:21:06and here you're trying to write and mastermind everything where the kids are going to go to
01:21:11school and what's the best pediatrician for them to go to and whether or not they're going to get flu
01:21:16shots you're an amazing mom and I'm no help I mean I'm lame I don't do anything compared to you
01:21:23thank you
01:21:26that's all I wanted to hear just the acknowledgement you know
01:21:31we should go out once a week just the two of us I don't care what it costs we have to do it
01:21:42okay
01:21:44do you remember what Antonio Banderas said
01:21:50a relationship is like a fire
01:21:53you have to throw wood on it to keep it going
01:22:00see
01:22:02I've been thinking about New York
01:22:09really
01:22:10yeah for a writer it's the best place to live
01:22:14you know you overhear the most interesting conversations that you would never hear here in LA
01:22:20I don't know I know that Manhattan is crazy expensive
01:22:26the air quality is terrible
01:22:29right but what if deep down inside you believe that it's the only place to live
01:22:33is that what you think
01:22:36maybe
01:22:37me too
01:22:41let's go
01:22:43I mean I could easily leave you know
01:22:45I'm serious
01:22:47I mean I love our friends but
01:22:50I could walk away
01:22:51we can't move
01:22:58yeah
01:22:58not yet
01:23:00I gotta be out here for meetings and stuff
01:23:03Dave and Michelle are hosting the next dinner
01:23:09yeah
01:23:12should be fine
01:23:13yeah
01:23:14should be
01:23:16it's always such a trap
01:23:28it's always such a shame
01:23:32go on and out and out
01:23:36cause it's always the same
01:23:38cause it's always the same
01:23:40cause it's always the same
01:23:42and it's always the same
01:23:44and it's always the same
01:23:46and if the days are waking up
01:23:50I'm still asleep
01:23:52I just wanna
01:23:55I just wanna
01:23:56I just wanna have
01:24:00some fun
01:24:02I just wanna
01:24:04I just want to
01:24:08fun for once
01:24:11I've always been a clown
01:24:15in all my misery
01:24:18it's bringing me down
01:24:23as far as you can see
01:24:27as far as you can see
01:24:32and even the days are waking up
01:24:37I'm still asleep
01:24:40I just wanna
01:24:43I just wanna have
01:24:48some fun
01:24:49I just wanna
01:24:51I just wanna
01:24:56I just wanna
01:24:56I just wanna
01:25:00I just wanna
01:25:04have
01:25:05some fun
01:25:06I just wanna
01:25:08I just wanna
01:25:12I just wanna
01:25:12find
01:25:13for once
01:25:15guitar solo
01:25:45guitar solo
01:26:15guitar solo
01:26:17guitar solo
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