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How to Break a DILF – Full Taboo Age-Gap Romance Comedy 2025
How to Break a DILF – Full Taboo Age-Gap Romance Comedy 2025
How to Break a DILF – Full Taboo Age-Gap Romance Comedy 2025
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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland. I'm stuck in an unending hell, fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:08The CEO of Delance Court and my dad's best friend.
00:00:12I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college, but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:23Everybody else in, except for Sophie. Yeah, if I'm going to talk about it, cool.
00:00:31He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:45Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:48There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:50There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:53Listen, kid, it's your last day. Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so you showed up.
00:01:00God, he's so hot. Is that how many cologne he's wearing? He smells so good.
00:01:06This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in. And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:11Yep, there's a 20-year age gap between us. He still treats me like a kid. But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman.
00:01:19Hey. Keep staring at me and blanking off. You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:25Hey, you really need to quit smoking. Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:35You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:38That's not smoking. It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:41Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time? Just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse.
00:01:51I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better. So we need to step it up.
00:01:56Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:58Hey, bestie. How's it going with that smoking hot dill?
00:02:01Tell me. You've already hit that.
00:02:03As if it's that easy. But he's right here with me now. I'm floating.
00:02:07OMG, that is so YouTube. I'm literally screaming.
00:02:24Hey. Come here.
00:02:27Yes, sir.
00:02:32Everybody else, meeting's over.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:46Sorry, you know off your own season, you know that.
00:02:50Are they going to get removed?
00:02:56Take your shirt off.
00:02:58I don't think...
00:02:58Don't think.
00:03:00Who needs home?
00:03:03Don't make a sound.
00:03:16Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:19You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:28Oh, my God.
00:03:29I guess we're going to have to gag you, Mom.
00:03:49Yes, sir.
00:03:50What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:55I've told her this meeting's important.
00:03:57Daydreaming again.
00:03:59Hey.
00:04:00Come here.
00:04:02Me?
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:04Project the demo for me.
00:04:05Sophie, snap out of it.
00:04:07This is work.
00:04:08You need to focus.
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:14I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:17I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:20I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:25Wait.
00:04:26Your dad's best friend?
00:04:29Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:32Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:37That's enough.
00:04:38Sophie, stay.
00:04:39Everybody else, get out.
00:04:40Meeting's over.
00:04:40Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:43We should put her in line.
00:04:47Get out.
00:04:48All of you, go.
00:04:55Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:04:58I told you to be focused.
00:04:58Aren't you even going to ask me what I'm talking about?
00:05:02My dad's best friend?
00:05:03Who do you think that is?
00:05:04He's not even going to ask?
00:05:10Does he not care at all?
00:05:12Well, since you already saw it, I must still tell you how I feel.
00:05:14No, Sophie.
00:05:16Some things you can't take them back once you say.
00:05:22Jessie, I'm in love with you.
00:05:29No, Sophie.
00:05:30You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:31Don't say that.
00:05:32It's not like that.
00:05:33I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:36I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white-baked fence and a dog and
00:05:40children that run around in the backyard.
00:05:43That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:45No.
00:05:46No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:05:50Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:51I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:54I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:55They're not going anywhere.
00:05:57Well, it's not like people shouldn't see each other again.
00:06:02You can't just give us one chance.
00:06:06Just to try.
00:06:08No.
00:06:08You're my best friend's daughter.
00:06:09I'm not going to do George like that.
00:06:11If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun and he will shoot me.
00:06:15Jessie, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:19Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:22Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:23Wait, does that mean you like me too?
00:06:31It's just because of my dad?
00:06:33No.
00:06:34No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:06:35It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:38I'm old.
00:06:39I'm divorced.
00:06:42You're young.
00:06:42You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:44You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:46You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:48I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:51Well, I don't want you.
00:06:52I see.
00:06:58I'll stop bothering you then.
00:07:05Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply droncy.
00:07:08But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:12Damn it.
00:07:19Of course, you didn't follow me.
00:07:21Why would...
00:07:21You mean it, right?
00:07:26You're sweating pretty hard.
00:07:28No, thanks.
00:07:33No!
00:07:34Stop!
00:07:39Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend, okay?
00:07:42He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:07:44Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:45You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:46We know a bluffer when we're here on Sweet Chicks.
00:07:50Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:54Do you want money?
00:07:55I have money.
00:07:56I don't know.
00:07:56You don't want money?
00:07:59She's so fucking hot.
00:08:01I get to go first.
00:08:03What are you doing?
00:08:04Please, please let me go.
00:08:05I don't know.
00:08:06Let me go.
00:08:08Shut up.
00:08:10Sophie!
00:08:11Is that Jesse?
00:08:22Get your fucking hands off her.
00:08:23Are you okay?
00:08:30Yo, grandpa.
00:08:31You really should mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:41Take another step or throw your fucking brains out.
00:08:57Get on the ground.
00:09:00Get on the fucking ground.
00:09:03Don't kill us.
00:09:05Please don't kill us.
00:09:07We'll never happen again.
00:09:08Who's way?
00:09:09I didn't know we have a side to him.
00:09:10911, what's your emergency, please?
00:09:13Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:09:15Two white males, mid-20s.
00:09:17The corner at 46 and 30.
00:09:20Listen, bro, just...
00:09:22Now you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:26And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:29I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:09:32Dirt.
00:09:40Selfie, stop staring at me.
00:09:55I wasn't staring.
00:09:57I just...
00:09:59Wait, you're hurt.
00:10:00It's not.
00:10:08I'm going to get you some dry clothes.
00:10:10He still came looking for me.
00:10:12Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:16Here, you can change this.
00:10:17What the hell are you doing?
00:10:31You told me to get changed.
00:10:33In the bathroom?
00:10:34I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:36So, what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:40So you saw?
00:10:41Liar.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:04I'm going to get this wound to hold up for you.
00:11:07That's not, I'm fine.
00:11:09You guys need to get some sleep.
00:11:10You know where the spare bedroom is.
00:11:11Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:11:19If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:22I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:24I'm tired.
00:11:26I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:33Then why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:41Why are you running away?
00:11:43Why are you running away?
00:11:45Why are you running away?
00:11:50Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:52Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:58She's your friend, daughter.
00:11:59Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:12:01You're her.
00:12:02That means you want me.
00:12:04It means I'm a healthy man.
00:12:06You're standing here looking like a tease.
00:12:07Any man would be.
00:12:09Don't get it twisted.
00:12:11This isn't love.
00:12:12This isn't affection.
00:12:13It's biology.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:23You want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings?
00:12:26I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:28It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:32I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:34You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:42Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:46Where is he?
00:12:53There he is.
00:12:54Be cool, Sophie.
00:12:58Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:13:10I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:13:17So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:13:19You're petty, Tony Ward.
00:13:28Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:36To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:40Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:41Trust me, I've wished him plenty.
00:13:44Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:45That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:47She's 30.
00:13:49Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:13:53Your father loves you.
00:13:54Do you know that?
00:13:55I know he does.
00:13:56He's my dad.
00:13:57But the real question is, do you?
00:14:08Selfie, you're drawn.
00:14:11Oh, there you guys are.
00:14:16Hey, Donnie.
00:14:18My dad.
00:14:19Welcome to the family.
00:14:21Congratulations.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:27She's drunk.
00:14:29I'm going to take her down the lane.
00:14:31Maybe she's sobering up a little bit.
00:14:32Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:34I'm going to leave you bass and stinking, and she's easy praying because she's tipsy.
00:14:39You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:40Are you the same to every girl?
00:14:53Me and I, every girl.
00:14:55I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:58Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:59I'm tipsy, okay?
00:15:05Just let me rest.
00:15:22Okay.
00:15:23Fine.
00:15:26I'll stop bothering you then.
00:15:35Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:38Sophie!
00:15:38Sophie!
00:15:51Sophie!
00:15:52Sophie!
00:15:53Wake up Hank!
00:16:02Oh my God!
00:16:03Oh my God!
00:16:04so that was my first kiss
00:16:25so that was my first kiss
00:16:30her first kiss which means Sophie's still a virgin
00:16:35that wasn't a kiss that was CPR
00:16:37what the fuck are you thinking
00:16:40she's kidding shit I mean it's not funny
00:16:42if you don't care about me then why would you so worry
00:16:47I'm gonna let you go
00:16:51I love you
00:16:57this is crazy
00:17:04mergers and acquisitions
00:17:06weapons things like that
00:17:09nothing can happen between you and Sophie
00:17:14you have to stop thinking about it
00:17:17alright alright
00:17:18it is late
00:17:20it is my wedding night
00:17:22and we
00:17:24going back to our tent
00:17:29you all have fun
00:17:31and we will see you tomorrow
00:17:33come on baby
00:17:35ow
00:17:38I'm pretty tired too
00:17:45so sorry to my tent
00:17:47and I'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:48where are you are
00:18:16Mr. Delancey we're in your office
00:18:43anyone to walk by
00:18:45so what
00:18:47I'm the CEO
00:18:49not a morse
00:18:50you know
00:18:52ever since you joined this company
00:18:53it's taken my full willpower
00:18:55and I think it's the other day
00:18:56you know what Sophie
00:18:57then kiss me boss now
00:18:59I'm gonna fuck you
00:19:03I'm gonna fuck the rap against this one now
00:19:09I don't know what kind of a space you had with these boys
00:19:12but
00:19:13you're about to have a look at them
00:19:15you know what I'm in
00:19:15yes
00:19:17yes what
00:19:19yes sir please fuck me
00:19:21oh Sophie
00:19:25I heard you calling my name
00:19:34I heard you calling my name
00:19:34are you touching yourself thinking about me
00:19:45what no
00:19:46why are you in my tent
00:19:48get out
00:19:50you're not gonna get out of this one Jesse
00:19:51you can't call my name
00:19:53let me see that
00:19:54and still pretend
00:19:56you don't have feelings for me
00:19:57what do you want me to say
00:20:03you want me to tell you
00:20:05yes
00:20:05yes
00:20:05I find you attractive
00:20:06I'm very attracted to you
00:20:08what any man would be in their right mind
00:20:10you're beautiful
00:20:11you're
00:20:11kind
00:20:12you're sexy
00:20:13you check every box
00:20:14is that what you wanted to hear
00:20:15that doesn't mean that we can be together
00:20:18yes
00:20:19that's exactly what I wanted to hear
00:20:21do you know how happy I am right now
00:20:38where's your bra
00:20:49I didn't wear one
00:20:50or babies
00:20:51fuck you
00:20:56just see I want you
00:21:05want me to what
00:21:07I want you to make love to me
00:21:10be talking
00:21:11I want you inside of me now
00:21:14I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse
00:21:17this is what I've been waiting for
00:21:19so that was my first kiss
00:21:25something's still a virgin
00:21:26you're a virgin
00:21:28yeah
00:21:30so it's not a big deal
00:21:31fuck me
00:21:32what the hell am I doing
00:21:34stop
00:21:36wait
00:21:38stop
00:21:38we can't do this
00:21:39what
00:21:40why
00:21:40I can't be the one that takes your virginity
00:21:42you have to deal with somebody that you love
00:21:45someone your own age
00:21:46that
00:21:46a man like me
00:21:47you are the man I love
00:21:49why do you think I'm still a virgin
00:21:50I've been waiting for you
00:21:51oh sorry
00:21:54we can't do this
00:21:55this
00:21:55this should have never happened
00:21:57he's such a jerk
00:22:08I was practically naked in front of him
00:22:09and he chickened out because I'm a virgin
00:22:11what if he just
00:22:12can't
00:22:13you know like
00:22:15erectile dysfunction
00:22:16no
00:22:17I felt it
00:22:17it was hard as a rock
00:22:18mom
00:22:19but what the hell is he resisting for
00:22:21well
00:22:22as your best friend
00:22:23I will be bang him
00:22:26how
00:22:26he said it's because you're a virgin right
00:22:29what if
00:22:30we make him think that you're
00:22:32not
00:22:33the fastest way to conquer a man
00:22:40exploit the three sins
00:22:41that they always fall for
00:22:43step one
00:22:44last
00:22:45sex is their basic instinct
00:22:48and no guy
00:22:49can resist a smart seduction
00:22:51especially
00:22:52from a beauty like you
00:22:54but I've tried
00:22:59like so many times
00:23:00the lake
00:23:01the tent
00:23:01seduction doesn't seem to work
00:23:03so then step two
00:23:04greed
00:23:05if he's not craving you now
00:23:07we will make sure that he does
00:23:09we'll play that game
00:23:10push
00:23:11pull
00:23:12repeat
00:23:13wait wait wait
00:23:14then step three
00:23:18envy
00:23:19it's bringing some competition
00:23:21right
00:23:22someone
00:23:23who looks
00:23:24nothing
00:23:25like him
00:23:26will make him
00:23:27feel like
00:23:28threatened
00:23:28and jealous
00:23:29and like I said
00:23:30all we have to do
00:23:31is make him
00:23:32think
00:23:33that you're not a virgin
00:23:33anymore
00:23:34you're a big
00:23:38lifesaver Kelly
00:23:39I owe you
00:23:40huge
00:23:40if this works
00:23:41oh trust me
00:23:42it will work
00:23:43but how do I do step two
00:23:49I mean how do I make him feel like
00:23:51he can't have me
00:23:53but still care about me
00:23:54gotta quit your bad habits
00:23:55alright
00:23:56no texting
00:23:57stop calling
00:23:58two weeks
00:23:59total silence
00:24:00two weeks
00:24:01you'll completely forget about me
00:24:03trust me
00:24:03in two weeks
00:24:05we will go somewhere
00:24:06well he'll hate
00:24:08running into you
00:24:09then
00:24:11he won't be able to help himself
00:24:13somewhere he'll hate running into me
00:24:17come on go do what I told you
00:24:30he's literally looking over here
00:24:33right now
00:24:34Mark totally has the hots for you
00:24:36are you sure
00:24:37I don't even know about guy
00:24:39listen
00:24:39we went to college together
00:24:40so I can tell you
00:24:42that he is like
00:24:43super reliable
00:24:44and he's hot
00:24:45and he's rich
00:24:47I mean he will definitely
00:24:48make Jesse jealous
00:24:50and he has been eyeing you all night
00:24:53do you even want
00:24:54your hot daddy
00:24:55or not
00:24:56I'm feeling good
00:25:01I'm feeling tired
00:25:03ready to shine
00:25:04ready to shine
00:25:06she used to text me all the time
00:25:21she didn't text me in two weeks
00:25:22she used to text me all the time
00:25:52so if you look wrong
00:26:04where are you
00:26:05it's dangerous to be out of trouble
00:26:07fish is taking the bait
00:26:09why isn't he here yet
00:26:15you just texted in the address
00:26:19like 10 minutes ago
00:26:20give it a second
00:26:22what if he doesn't come
00:26:27hey
00:26:28be patient
00:26:30alright
00:26:30just
00:26:3010 more minutes
00:26:33let's dance over there
00:26:35he's not coming
00:26:40everything's over
00:26:41told you we knew
00:26:49who the hell are you
00:26:58I didn't invite an old man
00:26:59to my party
00:27:00oh
00:27:00well
00:27:03this is Sophie's uncle
00:27:05uncle
00:27:06uh uh
00:27:08it's nice to meet you sir
00:27:10I'm Sophie's friend
00:27:12why'd you come
00:27:14why'd you come
00:27:14were you worried about me
00:27:19or maybe
00:27:21just a little jealous
00:27:23jealous
00:27:25you sent me that text message
00:27:27to lure me here
00:27:28don't play smart
00:27:28you're the one that wants me to lose my virginity
00:27:30to guys my own age
00:27:31it's your choice
00:27:40then why are you here
00:27:41messing up my chance
00:27:42with my meant to be
00:27:43the truth is
00:27:46is that
00:27:46Sophie hates her uncle
00:27:49and he's a
00:27:50total control freak
00:27:52and he is
00:27:53super strict
00:27:54she's fucking 21
00:27:55she'll do whatever she wants
00:27:56yeah exactly
00:27:57right
00:27:58go over there
00:27:59and pull her aside
00:28:00please
00:28:00and
00:28:01really
00:28:02I think you guys
00:28:03would make such a cute couple
00:28:04I really do think
00:28:06you should lure her to her
00:28:07fine
00:28:17then that's what I'll do
00:28:19then that's what I'll do
00:28:22do what exactly
00:28:24lose my virginity to work
00:28:25that kid's a walking STD
00:28:28he's not right for you
00:28:29Sophie
00:28:30I haven't seen you since college
00:28:34I think we should tell him
00:28:36I get down on my head
00:28:37hey uncle
00:28:41Sophie's 21
00:28:43I think you can chillax
00:28:47Frank
00:28:47we're having fun
00:28:48I'm sure she gets all safe
00:28:50come with me
00:28:53Jessie
00:28:54last chance
00:28:57do I go
00:28:57you can do whatever you want
00:29:01or some of the cameras
00:29:03and I
00:29:03great
00:29:05I'll see you later then
00:29:11hey don't knock the door
00:29:30okay okay
00:29:32just want some privacy
00:29:33you want a drink
00:29:34no
00:29:35no
00:29:35I'm fine
00:29:35a guy
00:29:42and a girl
00:29:43alone
00:29:45in a room
00:29:47I think we all know
00:29:50what happens next
00:29:51I respect her decision
00:29:52Jesus
00:29:53well you just man up
00:29:55you're here
00:29:56right
00:29:56you obviously care about her
00:29:58I mean are you
00:29:59are you really
00:30:00going to let her go do
00:30:01something that she's
00:30:02going to regret
00:30:02it's more complicated
00:30:04than you think
00:30:06can I do your kiss
00:30:09um
00:30:11I'm not ready
00:30:11we barely know each other
00:30:13come on
00:30:14it's just a little kiss
00:30:15I won't turn anything else
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:17I don't think I can do this
00:30:18then why did you go into my room
00:30:20are you just letting me out
00:30:21for fun
00:30:21you're right
00:30:22I shouldn't have done that
00:30:23I'll get out of your hair
00:30:24you can't even change your mind
00:30:27about things not at risk
00:30:28okay
00:30:28no
00:30:29get off of me
00:30:30she said no
00:30:39motherfucker
00:30:39you're coming home
00:30:43yeah
00:30:44oh
00:30:46oh
00:30:53fuck
00:30:54why does he look so mad
00:30:55are you mad at me or something
00:30:58why would I be mad at you
00:31:00well you look mad
00:31:02and for what
00:31:03you're the one that told me to go
00:31:04be with guys my own age
00:31:06so I did
00:31:06and now you're upset
00:31:07I'm upset because you almost
00:31:11got yourself hurt
00:31:11what were you going to do
00:31:13if I didn't show back up
00:31:14was your friend going to help you
00:31:16what are you going to do
00:31:17are you going to sleep with some random guy
00:31:18to spite me
00:31:19what the fuck's going on in the head of here
00:31:21okay fine
00:31:22I shouldn't have done that
00:31:23but what else am I supposed to do
00:31:26nothing I do seems to work on you
00:31:28I have humiliated myself
00:31:30over and over again
00:31:31just in hopes that you would see me
00:31:33as a grown ass woman
00:31:34but every time
00:31:36you give me hope
00:31:37and then you just crush it
00:31:38it's not fair
00:31:39it's not fair
00:31:39you have feelings for me too
00:31:41you're just too scared to admit it
00:31:43okay fine
00:31:47you know what
00:31:48I'll leave
00:31:48and I'll never bother you again
00:31:50why is my dad calling you
00:32:17George what's up
00:32:22Sophie's semester starts soon
00:32:24and she has to transfer to another apartment
00:32:26but we're going to be ready for another week
00:32:29and have a night on our honeymoon
00:32:30thought of her shacking up with strangers
00:32:33just really bothers me
00:32:35now you're the only person I trust with her safety
00:32:38do you mind if she stays with you for a week
00:32:40just until the lease starts
00:32:44yeah
00:32:45what did you say
00:32:49we gotta pack your stuff up
00:32:54pack? pack for what?
00:32:56your dad wants you to move in with me
00:32:57can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready
00:33:12well
00:33:14you can stay here until the movie starts
00:33:17then you gotta go
00:33:17pack to being a cold hard ass
00:33:20so are we going to talk about the kiss or not?
00:33:24because you did kiss me
00:33:25or are you going to pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:33:30that was my fault
00:33:31I shouldn't have done that
00:33:31I don't want you to feel bad
00:33:34I wanted you to kiss me
00:33:36that's the problem Sophie
00:33:41because I'm going to kiss you too
00:33:44your father trust me
00:33:57I can't betray his trust
00:33:59my dad probably doesn't even care
00:34:01you're just assuming that he does
00:34:02I know him
00:34:03I know men
00:34:04if he found out about
00:34:05us
00:34:07whatever this is
00:34:08he will get a gun
00:34:09and he will shoot me dead
00:34:11so what?
00:34:13you're just going to give up on us then?
00:34:26just give me time
00:34:26meaning?
00:34:29after you graduate
00:34:29if you still love me
00:34:30then I'll
00:34:31so you're saying
00:34:33that once I graduate
00:34:34I have a chance?
00:34:37yes
00:34:37despite my best efforts
00:34:40I can't get you out of my mind
00:34:42and
00:34:42leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done
00:34:44just picturing another man
00:34:47with his arms around you
00:34:48drives me crazy
00:34:48so
00:34:49I'm not going to run away from this
00:34:52but I want to do it on my terms
00:34:54okay
00:34:54what are your terms?
00:34:58rule number one
00:34:59no sex
00:35:02no sex
00:35:05but I can still touch
00:35:06right?
00:35:08rule number two
00:35:09no flirting
00:35:11no tempting me
00:35:13it's hard enough as it is
00:35:14I can't promise me there
00:35:16rule number three
00:35:18you're here for a week
00:35:19when school starts
00:35:21you can check into your dorm
00:35:22it's just
00:35:24nothing like what I expected
00:35:25I don't graduate for another year
00:35:28that's so far away
00:35:30my house
00:35:34my rules
00:35:36come on
00:35:40I'll stay in your room
00:35:41so this is you
00:35:54right next door
00:35:56if you need anything
00:35:56seems like there's things
00:36:07I don't know about you
00:36:08I told you I'm not some good girl
00:36:10but if you want a good girl
00:36:11I can play the part
00:36:13not very good cool actions here huh
00:36:22Jesse
00:36:24I am
00:36:25number two
00:36:28not flirting
00:36:29I can't see this
00:36:40he's
00:36:52taking a shower
00:36:55same roof tonight
00:36:58same bed soon
00:37:00nope this is killing me
00:37:24I'm getting that
00:37:25I'm gonna go
00:37:27and
00:37:28I'm gonna go
00:37:29I'm gonna go
00:37:30and
00:37:30if I don't know
00:37:32I will hear you
00:37:33I'll be getting that
00:37:34I'm gonna go
00:37:35and
00:37:36I'm gonna go
00:37:38and
00:37:39I'm gonna go
00:37:39I'm gonna go
00:37:40and
00:37:41I'm gonna go
00:37:41and
00:37:42I'm gonna go
00:37:44and
00:37:44and
00:37:46and
00:37:48and
00:37:49What the?
00:38:00Milf's bachelor's answer to him?
00:38:03So he likes older, whatever.
00:38:06I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:38:08I need to know exactly what type of girl Jesse likes if I want to win him over.
00:38:15Milf's secret is.
00:38:19Holy shit, so rough.
00:38:43Looks like he found out the secret.
00:38:48What are you doing, Lamar?
00:38:50Um, I just can't get my things.
00:38:58You don't follow directions too well.
00:39:05How should I punish you?
00:39:06Pardon?
00:39:07How?
00:39:23She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:39:26Why'd you sneak in the room?
00:39:31Just wash corn?
00:39:33I just want to know what you like.
00:39:37Did you figure it out?
00:39:40You like hot months.
00:39:42I feel something hurt against my leg.
00:39:49Got you for that, right?
00:39:54I feel something hurt against my leg.
00:39:57Got you for that, right?
00:39:59But Jesse...
00:40:00The rule is no flirty.
00:40:11That girl will be the death of me.
00:40:12What is he doing?
00:40:26What is he doing?
00:40:26Yummy.
00:40:34You hungry?
00:40:35Yes.
00:40:36Are you hungry?
00:40:42Yummy
00:40:51You hungry?
00:40:53Just practice inside. I've got one more salt. I'll join you. That's cheating. I'll join you
00:41:02Me help
00:41:12God damn it. I miss Adam
00:41:27At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:41:30No
00:41:46Running away? You can't pretend anymore. I'll handle the rest
00:42:00You're gonna eat? Nope. I'm all sweaty from my workout, so I'm gonna shower
00:42:10We'll work out
00:42:12Kid, I'm trying to wash
00:42:29Is that my shirt?
00:42:31So am I distracting you?
00:42:36You're breaking rules. No 30.
00:42:46But I skipped that place
00:42:48And so?
00:42:50You hungry?
00:42:52No one to her?
00:43:02No
00:43:06I ain't cheating, Bessess
00:43:09So what, now I'm gonna punish you in her best
00:43:12Is that what you are? Do you want any cards?
00:43:14Do you want any cards?
00:43:21Punish me harder, please.
00:43:30You really do deserve to be punished.
00:43:33Yes, punish me now.
00:43:44I've made this for so long.
00:43:52I didn't know you were in such a key stuff.
00:44:03I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:44:14This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:44:24You stay here, think about what you've done.
00:44:29I don't know.
00:44:35Jessie.
00:44:38I'm back.
00:44:44You still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:44:47Hi.
00:44:49I'm Jessie's wife.
00:44:54Hi.
00:44:56I'm Jessie's wife.
00:44:58That's life, Karen. We're divorced.
00:45:01Why are you here?
00:45:03I came for what's mine.
00:45:04There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:45:10I'm not leaving without it.
00:45:14I miss you.
00:45:23Being in the club really hasn't been the same system.
00:45:25Oh my god, his ex-wife is here.
00:45:28I should at least be polite, right?
00:45:32No, I know.
00:45:34Um, do you want some coffee?
00:45:39Don't bother, kiddo.
00:45:40I know this place better than you.
00:45:43And I know Jessie better than you.
00:45:45He'll borrow of you soon enough.
00:45:49Get what you came for and get out.
00:45:51And leave her out of this.
00:45:53Jessie.
00:45:55Still angry?
00:45:57I came for the engagement ring.
00:45:59An engagement ring.
00:46:00Mm-hmm.
00:46:02An engagement ring, of course.
00:46:04They were married after all.
00:46:06I decided to keep it after all.
00:46:08It's in my dressing room.
00:46:13It's in my dressing room.
00:46:21This was my dressing room.
00:46:24Stay out of it.
00:46:26I can handle my own shit.
00:46:27Sorry.
00:46:31This is my room now.
00:46:33Oh, sweetie.
00:46:35So, uh, you two still don't share a bed?
00:46:39So what?
00:46:40I'm his girlfriend now.
00:46:42Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
00:46:45And right here.
00:46:46And right here.
00:46:51Sorry.
00:46:52No rings in there.
00:46:53Just my decouples that God gave me for free.
00:46:57Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:47:00You.
00:47:02Little.
00:47:03Bitch.
00:47:07That's enough.
00:47:08This is your last one.
00:47:09You need to leave.
00:47:10I'm gonna call the cops.
00:47:11Jessie!
00:47:13I know you still love me.
00:47:15Trust me.
00:47:16That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:47:18Now I just regret meeting you.
00:47:20You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessie.
00:47:24You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:47:36So, you were married to that?
00:47:39It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:47:41Right, but you proposed after all.
00:47:43If you're running to Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:47:46She's dangerous.
00:47:48So, why did you marry her?
00:47:51I'm gonna get you in a room with the Ritz-Carlton.
00:47:52I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:47:55What?
00:47:56You're kicking me out for her?
00:47:58It's not safe for you here.
00:48:00Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here?
00:48:03Are you still in love with her or something?
00:48:04No, Sophie.
00:48:05I don't love her.
00:48:14I love you.
00:48:19Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:48:21Okay, don't be mad.
00:48:22How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:48:34Are you scared now?
00:48:35You scared now?
00:48:37Good, maybe you'll finally leave.
00:48:43Nope.
00:48:45I fought so hard to get in this house.
00:48:46I'm not just gonna leave.
00:48:49Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:48:51Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:49:01So, why did you guys break up?
00:49:03And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:49:07She lied to me.
00:49:09About everything.
00:49:11And she cheated on me.
00:49:13When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:49:18Oh, shit. Sorry.
00:49:22Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
00:49:28I'm gonna take it now.
00:49:39I'm staying.
00:49:41But, I'll behave.
00:49:43Okay? I'll follow all the rules.
00:49:45No more instruction attempts.
00:49:47Please don't make me leave.
00:49:51Fine.
00:49:53You leave on the first day of school?
00:49:54Yes. I knew you'd cave.
00:49:58Oh, I'll get it.
00:50:01Karen won't make a move yet.
00:50:03I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:50:06Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:11Dear Mr. Delancey, I'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:50:17It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:50:20Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:50:22The theme is Bridgerton, so come dress to impress.
00:50:24Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:50:27And since when do I have neighbors?
00:50:29Bring your partner.
00:50:31It'll be fun.
00:50:32I'm a hard pass.
00:50:34You do want to show me off.
00:50:37A few days left.
00:50:38Mars will let her have this.
00:50:41Fine.
00:50:43Yes, Jesse, you're the best!
00:50:44Jesse, you're the best!
00:51:00Ta-da!
00:51:01It's cute, right?
00:51:03Isn't it a little weird?
00:51:05Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.
00:51:07But at least I don't have a dress for him.
00:51:12I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:20Hello?
00:51:21Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:51:23He requested an emergency meeting.
00:51:26All right, I'm on the way.
00:51:28Work emergency?
00:51:29Yeah.
00:51:31Go ahead, I'll be a target.
00:51:32Go.
00:51:33I'll try my neighbors.
00:51:35Hello.
00:51:43I'm here for the...
00:51:47There you are.
00:51:49The party.
00:51:53Karen, who is this?
00:51:55You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:52:01Do you know where the host is?
00:52:03The host.
00:52:05Don't you mean you're a master?
00:52:07Oh, poor maid.
00:52:10Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:52:12Oh, and then don't rush off.
00:52:15You know everybody here.
00:52:17Stay.
00:52:18And play.
00:52:19Is this for me?
00:52:20No.
00:52:21It looks delicious.
00:52:22Oops.
00:52:23I spilled it.
00:52:24It's not like anyone was gonna eat that garbage anyway.
00:52:28She is the ancient who fantasized about thanking Jessie at the meeting.
00:52:29Ooh.
00:52:30Oh, the gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top.
00:52:38No.
00:52:39No.
00:52:40No.
00:52:41No, no.
00:52:42Be nice.
00:52:43She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:52:44Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:52:45Oh, Karen, the only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:52:46Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:52:50Hmm.
00:52:56Hmmm...
00:52:58Oh, Karen!
00:52:59The only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:53:00The only Mrs. Nancy here is you, not some trashy maid
00:53:05who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:53:23Get away from me.
00:53:25You set this up.
00:53:27You're nothing but a street whore who's even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:53:37Okay, everybody, throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:53:41Get her.
00:53:48Hold me.
00:53:50Someone help, I didn't do anything.
00:53:52Oh, save it, whore.
00:53:55There's someone who cares.
00:53:57Push her in.
00:54:10Patience, you're not clean yet.
00:54:13Hold her down.
00:54:15Jess, I will kill you for this.
00:54:27Will the bus come after us?
00:54:28No.
00:54:29She's Karen.
00:54:30And she is a nothing.
00:54:32Who do you think will win?
00:54:33Go on.
00:54:34Whatever happens, I'll take the glove.
00:54:41Jessy!
00:54:46Sophie?
00:54:48What the fuck are you doing?
00:54:49Jessy, he tried to kill me.
00:54:58It's okay.
00:54:58Oh.
00:55:00Oh, I should have never let you go.
00:55:01You okay?
00:55:03All right.
00:55:04I'll be good.
00:55:06You have a problem.
00:55:07You come to me.
00:55:08You don't drag her into this.
00:55:09You're overreacting, baby.
00:55:11We were just playing around.
00:55:12She's just playing.
00:55:13Let's play.
00:55:17Jessy, you're doing this to me for some fun.
00:55:21Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.
00:55:24She's nothing.
00:55:25Yes, when your relationship was falling apart,
00:55:27Karen begged you over and over,
00:55:29and you still broke out with her.
00:55:31Exactly.
00:55:32And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:55:34You jerk.
00:55:36Should we tell them the truth?
00:55:38Mistress?
00:55:39There was no mistress.
00:55:40I guess she was the one that was cheating.
00:55:43No.
00:55:44You wouldn't.
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:46You wouldn't.
00:55:47If I stopped loving you a long time ago,
00:55:50after all the lying and the cheating and the drug use?
00:55:53No.
00:55:55You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face,
00:55:58and no one will ever love you.
00:56:00OMG.
00:56:01She was the cheater?
00:56:03What a bitch.
00:56:05We all thought Jessie was the liar.
00:56:07Jessie, you know who my father is?
00:56:11And you know what happens when you cross?
00:56:13Yeah, I do.
00:56:14But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one.
00:56:16Are you threatening me?
00:56:18I'm not threatening you, no.
00:56:19I'm telling you don't fuck with people I care about.
00:56:21Any one of you that touched her,
00:56:35I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow,
00:56:37or I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:56:39Mr. Nelanty, wait, please, I can't lose this job.
00:56:43Wait!
00:56:53It's not my fault.
00:56:54I shouldn't have dragged you into this.
00:56:56Jessie.
00:56:58Okay?
00:57:00Jessie, I love you.
00:57:02Don't let you.
00:57:05I love you, too.
00:57:06But you're not safe with me.
00:57:08You have to go.
00:57:17George, we have to talk.
00:57:20It's about your daughter.
00:57:32Trusted you?
00:57:33I trusted you as my only daughter!
00:57:35Dad, why are you here?
00:57:38So we are.
00:57:41Get away.
00:57:43He scared me to death.
00:57:46It was an accident.
00:57:46Jessie wasn't even there.
00:57:48Do not defend him.
00:57:49You are coming home with me.
00:57:52I'm not leaving.
00:57:55I start school soon.
00:57:56It's closer to here.
00:57:58I will drive you.
00:58:00I'm not going back.
00:58:03Sophie, go with your father.
00:58:05Do you want me to leave?
00:58:14Yes, you're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.
00:58:19Do not talk to her like that.
00:58:21You mean?
00:58:25You'll be better off at home.
00:58:26Then I have to work.
00:58:29Come on.
00:58:30Come on, we are leaving.
00:58:31Dad, I just wait in the car.
00:58:34I have to pack my stuff really quick and say goodbye.
00:58:38Is someone cool, Jess?
00:58:48Is she really doing this?
00:58:49Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:58:51So that's it?
00:58:52But what about our deal?
00:58:53You're just stalling to get you off my back.
00:58:59You're such a coward, Jesse Delancey.
00:59:09Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.
00:59:12I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:59:15I tried so hard to make things work.
00:59:18But every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.
00:59:24I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:59:31I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:59:36Goodbye, Jesse.
00:59:37I'm in love with you, Jesse.
00:59:51Jesse, I love you.
00:59:53Don't let you.
00:59:55I love you too, Sophie.
01:00:07Share the pain, take forever, I can't wait, if we're together, then I'll survive for one more day.
01:00:29Hey, Dad.
01:00:31I decided to go to China and take a gap here.
01:00:33Sweetheart, did you say China? Is everything okay, sweetheart?
01:00:37Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
01:00:39I just need a change of scenery, and if I can help some people along the way,
01:00:43even just one person, I'll be happy.
01:00:46Okay, sweetheart. I support you.
01:00:48Of course.
01:00:49George, what are you doing?
01:01:02Hey, just get me to talk to you about Sophie.
01:01:05Something's off with her.
01:01:07Did Sophie tell George?
01:01:09Maybe I should just come clean.
01:01:11Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
01:01:13Don't worry about that. I heard she got into an argument.
01:01:16She'll come around.
01:01:18I don't think that's it.
01:01:21Look, I haven't been a good father.
01:01:22I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
01:01:27Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
01:01:33I just know there's something else.
01:01:35Either somebody broke up or somebody cheated on her, because she's moving to China.
01:01:39She's what?
01:01:42Calm down.
01:01:43The reaction's bigger than mine.
01:01:44She's only going there for a year.
01:01:46She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen, and...
01:01:49You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:01:52George, what the fuck?
01:01:54She doesn't speak the language?
01:01:55We don't know anybody over there.
01:01:57What if something happens to her?
01:01:58What if she gets killed and she ends up in a dish?
01:01:59Yeah, see, she's going to be fine.
01:02:01She's joining a group out there.
01:02:02I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:02:06You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:02:09Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:02:14George is thinking, I said, why the hell would you know anyway?
01:02:17You're my best friend, practically wise to grow up.
01:02:20Why would she tell you anything?
01:02:21I guess I just need to be patient and never tell me when she's ready.
01:02:26Anyway, all right, well, I'll get out of here.
01:02:28I know you're a busy guy.
01:02:30You want to go off on this weekend?
01:02:32Yeah, yeah.
01:02:34When's her flight?
01:02:36She already left.
01:02:36It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:02:40Excuse me.
01:02:43Sorry.
01:02:49I was willing to die on this hill for us,
01:02:51but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
01:02:55I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:02:57You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:03:07Breaking news.
01:03:08Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:03:13The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:03:16Emergency services are on site.
01:03:17287 passengers are on board.
01:03:20No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:03:22That's Sophie's flight.
01:03:34This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport.
01:03:37Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident.
01:03:40I'm sorry, sir.
01:03:41No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:03:42LAX is shut down.
01:03:44My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:03:45I gotta see if she's okay.
01:03:46Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:03:49Now, you can wait here with everyone else,
01:03:52and we'll have some information for you soon.
01:03:58I can't even push your wish for this.
01:04:00I'll see you soon.
01:04:23Jessie?
01:04:30He thought that it keeps making music with you
01:04:33That kind of the old days
01:04:36Help me, help you
01:04:41Raise your hands, your mind's very great
01:04:45Stop it, I'm angry
01:04:47Side chest first, take in this time
01:04:50I thought I loved you
01:04:56I thought you were on that fight
01:04:59That wasn't my flight, my flight's to Hong Kong
01:05:02But it got cancelled
01:05:03Thank God
01:05:05I'm still leaving, Jesse
01:05:07I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:05:11It's exhausting
01:05:11It was good to see you
01:05:14You're worth fighting for
01:05:17What?
01:05:20The night you left, you told me
01:05:22You hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for
01:05:24But I have
01:05:25It's you, right?
01:05:28Just give me one more chance
01:05:30And I will prove to you that I'm done running
01:05:32I'm done running away from our feelings
01:05:33I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:05:36And die on this mountain for both of us
01:05:37And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:05:40Just give me one more chance
01:05:42But what about my dad?
01:05:45He said he'll kill you
01:05:46I'll give him not to
01:05:48And what about waiting until after college?
01:05:52I'm only young once
01:05:53You're really wasting my years here, Jesse
01:05:55Anytime
01:05:56Whatever you want
01:05:58Whatever you want
01:05:59And what are you waiting for?
01:06:02Get me home
01:06:03Oh my god
01:06:13I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:06:15The man I love
01:06:17Can I join you?
01:06:25Does that feel good?
01:06:46Yes
01:06:46I'll make you feel even better
01:06:49Hurry up
01:07:05I'm not going to hurt you
01:07:07It's your first time
01:07:08I'm going to get you as wet as possible
01:07:11So it doesn't hurt
01:07:12Finally I have you out of myself, Sophie
01:07:39You know, I can't believe this is real
01:07:52You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast
01:07:55I think I've had dreams about this
01:08:00Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:08:01How can a middle-aged man, divorced man like me, a girl like you
01:08:07I don't deserve him
01:08:08You're not old
01:08:09Okay, 40s are a man's best year
01:08:11Oh yeah
01:08:12Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:08:15Because I'm going to die way before you do
01:08:18I don't know who's going to take care of you either
01:08:19That's why I need to quit smoking
01:08:21And then I'll start smoking
01:08:23And then we can die at the same age
01:08:24Eat your breakfast
01:08:26As soon as you're done, I'm going to drop you out of home
01:08:28Why? I can't stay?
01:08:30I have something to do
01:08:30It's pretty important
01:08:31So
01:08:32I called your dad
01:08:35I can't play
01:08:35You what?
01:08:39Jesse
01:08:40You did not
01:08:41I'm a man, Sophie
01:08:42A man has to do what a man has to do
01:08:44I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:08:46Especially because you're George's daughter
01:08:48I don't want you to be here when you get to
01:08:49Because coming at noon
01:08:50It might get violent
01:08:52Jesse
01:08:52I can't go
01:08:54Are you crazy?
01:08:55You said it yourself
01:08:55He will shoot you dead
01:08:56Like graveyard dead
01:08:58He's not going to shoot me
01:09:00He might punch me in the face
01:09:01He's not going to shoot me
01:09:02You motherfucker
01:09:07I know your ass is in it
01:09:09Get your ass out
01:09:10Mom
01:09:11Looks like it's too late for me to go
01:09:13We're in this together
01:09:13I had a bad feeling, motherfucker
01:09:20I am going to fucking kill you
01:09:22Sophie
01:09:23Sophie, get out of the way
01:09:25Sophie
01:09:25Go to your bedroom
01:09:27We're going to talk to your dad
01:09:27That is my line
01:09:29You can't tell her that
01:09:30Sophie
01:09:31Go to your room
01:09:33Daddy, you can't kill him
01:09:35No, I'm going to kill him, alright
01:09:36It's not his fault, okay?
01:09:38I chased Jesse first
01:09:39You were just a dumb kid
01:09:41You
01:09:41You ought to know better
01:09:43You were twice her age
01:09:44How could you do that to my child?
01:09:47Daddy
01:09:47Your new wife is literally 30
01:09:49How can you judge us?
01:09:51That is different
01:09:52He is not right for you
01:09:53You're 21 years old
01:09:55You have a whole life in front of you
01:09:57Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:10:00I love him
01:10:01I've loved him ever since I met him
01:10:06And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:10:08And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:10:10But I just can't
01:10:11My heart skips a beat
01:10:16Every time I see him
01:10:17I don't know how to explain it
01:10:19Or what it is
01:10:20But I know he's the one
01:10:22Okay?
01:10:23He's always been the one
01:10:24So if you're going to shoot him
01:10:26You have to shoot me too
01:10:27You're going to marry my daughter
01:10:35What?
01:10:37Yes
01:10:38Yes, we
01:10:39I would love to
01:10:40With your permission
01:10:41Of course
01:10:42If you break her heart
01:10:43I'm going to kill you
01:10:45If you cheat on her
01:10:47I'm going to chop your dick off
01:10:49And slice you into fucking pieces
01:10:50That won't be necessary
01:10:54I think it will to your daughter
01:10:56All I want for her
01:10:57Is to make sure that she feels loved
01:10:58And happy
01:10:59All right
01:11:01Last of the deal then
01:11:06Don't break it
01:11:08Oh my God
01:11:13Jesse
01:11:14Todd
01:11:15As my daughter
01:11:16You have my blessing
01:11:18As for you
01:11:20He's a man he understands
01:11:22That's all right
01:11:23And I probably deserve that
01:11:25Send me Bill for the wedding
01:11:27Till then
01:11:29He'll talk to me
01:11:30Selfie
01:11:37I love you
01:11:39I love you more
01:11:41Finally
01:11:46After a decade of waiting
01:11:48I landed the man of my dreams
01:11:50We got married
01:11:51Right after I graduated college
01:11:52I couldn't wait to be
01:11:54Mrs. Delancey
01:11:55As for my dad
01:11:56I cannot believe
01:11:57I'm getting a baby brother
01:11:58Jeez dad
01:11:59You're like
01:12:00Almost 50
01:12:01Well ladies
01:12:02Moral of the story is
01:12:03You shouldn't give up
01:12:04On finding real love
01:12:05Not the kind of fades
01:12:07Or gets replaced
01:12:07But the kind
01:12:08That stays with you
01:12:09Quietly
01:12:10Even through the years
01:12:11Because when it's real
01:12:13It has a way
01:12:14Of finding its way
01:12:15Back to you
01:12:15Love the fact
01:12:16Rising Pacific
01:12:17It just waits
01:12:18For the right time
01:12:20You're not getting away
01:12:24From your chest
01:12:25Then I can raise you
01:12:27To some dumb
01:12:28Blime
01:12:28You little bitch
01:12:29Just you wait
01:12:32This is the beginning
01:12:34Of the end
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