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Emmerdale Tuesday - 18th November 2025 Full Episode
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00:31That takes me back.
00:32Is it?
00:34Come if you want.
00:36Don't want an old coffee dodger like me, do you?
00:39Nah, man.
00:41There's loads of pensioners going.
00:42There's Mac, Robert.
00:44If you want to come, come.
00:48Actually, yes.
00:50Yeah, I will do, too, man.
00:52What?
00:54In a bit.
00:55In a bit.
01:00I hope you're having a soft drink.
01:01Alcohol and your condition don't mix.
01:03As always.
01:04If you fancy it, I'm making my stew tonight.
01:08Charles is out and I would so enjoy your company.
01:11As I would yours.
01:12But I've got plans.
01:15No problem whatsoever.
01:17Enjoy yourself.
01:18I will.
01:21You're in a lot of trouble.
01:23Dad, God, you scared me.
01:25Not as much as you scared me these last few days.
01:27I'm sorry.
01:28Lucy's sister was ill and I didn't want to leave her chuck in her guts, so...
01:31Well, OK, but there's this thing called texting.
01:34As she ground her, he messaged me.
01:35You were back.
01:35Kate, sorry.
01:36Is that why you're mad at me?
01:38What?
01:38No.
01:38I'm not mad at you.
01:40I was just sad you missed Ivy's party.
01:42It wasn't the same without you.
01:43Well, I got her a present.
01:45I'll bring it round later, yeah?
01:47She'll love that.
01:48So I was the trip.
01:49I mean, did you see much of the uni, or...?
01:51Yeah, it was all right.
01:52That's it?
01:52Just all right?
01:53I'll bore you with the details later.
01:55Have you not got a job to be getting to?
01:57Yes, boss.
01:57I just came back from my top.
01:58I'll see you later.
02:02What's your dad said?
02:04He's just sad that I miss Ivy's birthday.
02:07Have you decided yet if you're going to tell him?
02:10April, if Marlon knew that Kathy had done something like this,
02:13I would expect him to let me know.
02:15Because us parents, we're looking out for each other's kids.
02:18I know.
02:19But...
02:20But please, just don't tell him.
02:22Don't you see, love?
02:23That's the problem.
02:24If you do something else, you might not be as lucky next time.
02:28I'm really, really sorry, but he deserves to know.
02:31No.
02:37That looked a little fraught.
02:41Let me guess, Grandpa won't keep quiet.
02:45He's going to tell my dad.
02:46I am so tired of clearing up your mess.
02:49If it's not coppers, it's corpses.
02:51As I said, I'll deal with it.
02:54Show you how to finish your job properly.
02:56Please, can I have a lemonade and a cake, please?
03:05No, you can have a water and this.
03:09I need a wee.
03:10Of course you do.
03:11Well, be quick.
03:12You've got homework to do.
03:14Aw, you're a natural with him.
03:16Where'd you get it from your dad?
03:17Well, maybe my adoptive dad,
03:19but certainly not my biological one.
03:22Have you ever met him?
03:24No, I haven't.
03:25But I do know that Emma, my mum,
03:28had a drunken fling
03:29and then he was sent to prison before I was born
03:32for robbing a bank in Leeds, so.
03:35You're almost boring there, right?
03:40What's Pete doing?
03:41Ah, he's not great, to be honest, mate.
03:43Tell you what,
03:44why don't you come to Liverpool,
03:45set the party off
03:46and we'll take him out and cheer him up?
03:48Bye, Ross.
03:50Well, why did you do that?
03:52Well, because you should be helping him in there
03:54with his homework.
03:55You said you were going to do that.
03:57Excuse me, I've got paying customers.
03:59Tough.
04:00Speaking of customers,
04:01can you sneak me eight beers, please?
04:04For what?
04:06Well, I can't turn up to a party empty-handed, can I?
04:09Great.
04:09So you're ditching me for some drunken teenagers.
04:12Correct.
04:14Fine.
04:14Well, you'll have to pay for them.
04:16That's fine.
04:18Put them on my tab.
04:27What's so funny?
04:28Nothing.
04:29No, it's just...
04:31It's Ross and Mackenzie, their bromance.
04:33It's ridiculous, but it's quite sweet.
04:36Listen, why don't you take Mac out for a beer sometime?
04:40I don't think we've got much in common.
04:43It's a nice idea.
04:44Anyway, I'm going to crack on.
04:48Yes.
04:53You all right, lads?
04:56Yeah, did you want a drink?
04:59What have you got?
05:00I've got beer, vodka, wine.
05:01Oh, and this blue thing Vinny found.
05:03It could be antifreeze, but it could be fun.
05:06I've got my two mates, me, Jack, and Daniel.
05:08Now you talk.
05:09Oh, are you two doing karaoke?
05:11Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:12So is Sarah going full fairytale?
05:15You know, church, dress, the old shebang?
05:16Mm-hmm.
05:17Yep.
05:17I'm going to have to save like mad to feed your whole family.
05:20If it was down to me, we'd elope.
05:21We'll do that an hour lot.
05:22We'll have you.
05:24Another been talking about outfits, you know, in group chatter, isn't it?
05:26Yeah, I've seen the chatter.
05:27Has anyone got a gun?
05:28It's not worth shooting yourself over, mate.
05:30To rob a bank.
05:32Oh!
05:34Come on, Gabby!
05:35Come on, the show.
05:37You're in trouble.
05:38Ross is raging with you.
05:39Why?
05:40He's had no parties till he's back.
05:42To who?
05:44Him.
05:45Cammy, you lied to me.
05:47Are you having fun?
05:49Maybe.
05:50Then stop moaning, grandad.
05:52Hey!
05:53Hey!
05:55It's a stag do, is it?
05:56Well, I think we've got to invite the ladies.
05:57Oh, no, no.
05:58I've invited Jess, Ava, Zoe from the tyre shop, the two Charlies.
06:03Oh, and three birds was car graphics yesterday.
06:06Did they miss anything?
06:07No, let's just get started.
06:09Right, listen up.
06:11Okay, Cammy, we'll pick the songs, no arguments.
06:12Right, you sing, what are you giving?
06:14Right, first up, we have got...
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07:00Billy!
07:01hi hi oh sorry i've just been uh wrangling with the dishwasher i thought i'd better make good of
07:17my promise since i so shamelessly abandoned you after our drink so uh here i am can i take you
07:24for a coffee oh you know what there is nothing that i would like more than a catch-up seriously
07:29but i just need to nip and see someone are you free tomorrow are you okay you seem a bit frazzled
07:35no i'm uh i'm fine yeah you're clearly not tell me what's bothering you
07:42Celia everything's such a mess i don't know where to start i find the beginning a good place
07:59you enjoying yourself yeah just as long as we don't have a repeat of yesterday
08:13i'm all uh more groovy baby just here for the good vibes isn't it
08:19cheers cheers
08:21this is gonna be weird now i'm gonna get off
08:27don't i'll i'll go talk to him
08:34doctors won't be happy doctors can do one but thank you for your concern
08:41yeah i didn't think this was your scene i wouldn't have thought it was yours either but
08:45tell it there you are i know these losers yeah well i know some of them too it's you aaron scottish
08:53kid that's louis that's what i said we should have had karaoke at our vow renewal you know that
09:01doesn't seem very you either but fun i can be fun what is me drinking fighting i didn't say that you
09:13didn't have to i can be fun i am fun fun wants to be me
09:18can you please turn the volume down i can hear it across the street oh cammy you want to tell
09:37your new girlfriend to lighten up a little bit
09:48if you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today if you're not the one then what does my
09:59hand fit yours this way if you are not mine then why does your heart return my call if you are not mine
10:14would i have the strength to stand at all i never know what the future brings but know you're here
10:26with me now and we'll make it through and i hope you are the one i share my life with
10:37why haven't you said anything already well because april's freaking out that they're going to disown
10:42her this time i'm not surprised as you said she's been through a lot recently she's only just
10:49managed to patch things up with them yes yeah she must be desperate to cling on to that bit of peace
11:00are you worried that she might try to run away again yeah i am yeah and marlon's on constant
11:07an eye alert i bet he is i bet they all are thing is she's just finding her feet she'll be vulnerable
11:16fragile
11:19but she said she didn't take any of the drugs yes yeah well that counts for a lot
11:25there's a big difference between a mistake and a catastrophe yeah that's true
11:31if i'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that i am
11:43is there any way that i can stay
11:46i'm sorry kev why don't you try if i could turn back time
12:10do you think that this is funny you need a strong cup of coffee and something to soak up all that
12:17alcohol come on home
12:24maybe i should go now just leave it it'll only make it worse
12:38if you were me would you tell them oh my bob only you can decide that
13:00but once you say those words you can never take them back and if she did run away again she might
13:12you were the one person she trusted surely that's worth more than anything
13:22i'm sorry you look more worried now than you did before i did not mean to make this harder for you
13:27no no you you've actually helped me make a decision which is
13:42he's not in a good way he's heartbroken oh they don't
13:48don't worry i'm thinking i'm a bigger pillock than he already does mind your language kevin
13:52you're still in my house and the lord hears everything talk to him and be honest i'll be in the kitchen
13:58sorry if i embarrassed you it's fine
14:15i meant what i said though well it's the best day of my life yeah i know
14:20so what's changed kevin i told you i do care about you
14:30so you'll stand by me now i stand by my promise
14:36i'll be there till the end
14:39i think i need a kit sounds like a good idea
14:43what did he say he said he'd be there till the end that's not the same as being in love with you
15:08you don't know what we had i know your heart's wide open and i admire you for that
15:16but hope deferred maketh the heart sick love can be cruel if it's not returned
15:21i didn't realize you had asthma oh i don't i'm just struggling a bit that's all fancy a pint oh yes please
15:44well yes i am wondering what to get mac for christmas oh how about a watch i'd love a new watch
15:57yes good idea he does like watches i was thinking about buying him a season ticket to leeds you know
16:04maybe you could both go together yes drink beer do some chanting cry on each other's shoulders when
16:10you lose not really much of a football fan well i want monster trucks he loves monster trucks
16:17trudy i'm getting the sense that you're trying to force a friendship between me and your husband
16:22oh force is a bit of a strong word okay look between you and me he doesn't have very many friends
16:29really aren't no they drifted apart a bit i mean what about him and ross they seem inseparable
16:38well no he can't just rely on ross to be friends can he i want him to have different people around him
16:44you know people who aren't just all surface you can have a laugh with you sort of me yes i did liam
16:51you're very funny you're a very decent bloke and hey this could win you points which has points oh come
16:58on imagine her face when she sees you making friends with her her favorite cousins fella i don't know oh
17:05believe me this is brilliant opposites attract and you love bounce matt loves bounce go on then i'll
17:14take him for a pint thank you i'll tell you what one better come round to ours tomorrow night with some
17:19beers bish bash bosh you will be best buddies by bedtime what can i hit you seven tequila shots please
17:27back on the party ended kev kind of killer vibe didn't he how was he full of self-pity has he got the
17:34message now definitely his swan song rather than his comeback tour he knows where he stands with me
17:56oh god sorry i didn't mean to scare you i just i lost me jacket oh make sure you knock next time please
18:10well i did but
18:15here's your jacket thank you
18:18you look like i feel you all right yeah it's just stuff what kind of stuff rubbish my head's full like
18:35static-y sometimes wish i had an off switch
18:39i showed you that didn't i i thought you said it helps when you're angry well yeah it does but
18:51it's not just that it's yeah well
18:58and whenever your head goes just snap it and
19:01just reminds you that you're here and not whenever you just trust me it works thank you
19:12leave it to the kid i thought it was sweet um earlier you know the singing
19:19it's a bit off cable it did mean something once sounds like it still does
19:26i think that was probably the last shot
19:33i don't think you should give up you believed in your vows didn't you yeah every word
19:44don't just chuck it away because it got hard
19:49love's worth fighting for
19:50you know what good
19:57you're bang on
20:00and i take till death do us part very seriously
20:20thank you for listening to a panicky middle-aged but very witty man
20:25anytime
20:26maybe we could go out for another drink soon
20:29that would be lovely i'll let you know
20:32i
20:34hello
20:35hi
20:37just a sec
20:42just so you know i've decided
20:45not to tell your dad and rona
20:47thank you so much grandad
20:51but it must never happen again do you understand yeah yeah totally
20:57Celia's just about to go i've got a couple of jobs to do
21:00how do you fancy watching a film together later i'd like that yeah
21:06Celia i'm sorry i've taken up so much of your time thank you you're welcome
21:11right well no rest for the wicked bye bye
21:23i'm sorry
21:25how many times have you said that to me
21:29actions speak louder than words
21:31you won't happen again that's true
21:33because you
21:35have just used up your final chance
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