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00:00Look out!
00:15Oh my god.
00:16Who the hell wears fettuccine in the middle of nowhere?
00:20This product is worth a hundred million.
00:30You just want me to sit on it?
00:33I'm your fucking uncle!
00:40The Capone family only does business above board.
00:43I can't make exceptions even for my uncle.
00:46I'm not gonna end up like my father.
00:49Betrayed.
00:51Crudely slain.
00:53That was an accident.
00:55Was it?
00:56Because I heard it was you, dear uncle.
01:01You sold him out.
01:04So what?
01:07You're nothing but a little girl.
01:10With dead parents.
01:12And a cheap gun.
01:17Hello?
01:20Looking for a...
01:22A Janus.
01:24They got an order for a huge...
01:26Janus.
01:32I must have got the wrong choice.
01:35I didn't...
01:36I didn't see anything.
01:37Kill her!
01:38Kill her!
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:41Oh!
01:42Oh!
01:43Thanks for the distraction.
01:49Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:51Oh!
01:52Oh...
01:53Ah!
01:58Thanks for the distraction.
02:00Thanks for the distraction.
02:17Watch out!
02:20Watch out!
02:30Oh, oh my...
02:32I'm getting to the hospital!
02:35Now!
02:47You're me.
02:51You okay?
02:53Were you hurt?
02:54Hey, how dare you put your hand on the boss?
03:00Ken O'Toole, right?
03:07I'm Al Capone, head of the Capone family.
03:10You're Al Capone?
03:12Leader of the Capone syndicate?
03:14The one people call Angel of Death?
03:17You took a bullet for me.
03:19So what do you want?
03:21Penthouse?
03:22Private island?
03:23Mountain of gold?
03:25I'm good.
03:27Thanks.
03:28You're a woman.
03:30I'm a man protecting you as the gentleman that Dana did.
03:34All these years, it's been others begging me for protection.
03:38No one's ever wanted to protect me before.
03:42You're clearly a badass.
03:44But a gun is a gun.
03:48And I have to be a man to protect you.
03:51Ah!
03:52I see.
03:55Well...
03:56From now on...
04:05You're mine, man.
04:07Huh?
04:08Huh?
04:12Boss, are you serious?
04:13This guy is nothing compared to you.
04:16Shut up.
04:17I've made up my mind.
04:18You're joking, right?
04:24I never joke.
04:26I bet you're hungry.
04:27I can get you anything you want.
04:29Uh...
04:30Boss...
04:32You're scaring him.
04:35If you want to pursue a man, you've got to be more like...
04:37Bailey.
04:38What?
04:39You're not like...
04:40Okay, okay.
04:44Kinda, yeah.
04:48All right.
04:48What can I get you to eat?
04:51I can get you anything you like.
04:55Shake your cheeks.
04:56I'm good.
04:58Thanks.
05:02Uh...
05:02Yeah!
05:03Yeah!
05:04I'm...
05:04Eat!
05:05I can eat a horse.
05:07Great.
05:07Um...
05:08I'll be right back.
05:18Mom.
05:20Ken, where have you been?
05:22Susan's here to talk about the wedding.
05:24Get home now.
05:25Look, right now?
05:27I'm on my way.
05:32Come and get him.
05:36Where is he?
05:39Find him!
05:45Yo!
05:46Kenny G!
05:48Susan can't wait to marry you.
05:50You got everything ready?
05:52A diamond ring,
05:53a designer gown,
05:54a sports car,
05:56and...
05:56a mansion?
05:58I...
05:58I...
05:59I will give Susan my best.
06:03But, you know,
06:04me and my mom,
06:05we're living off of the restaurant,
06:07and...
06:07and we can't really
06:08afford...
06:09Hey!
06:10Are you scamming us?
06:12Oh, stop it, Jimmy.
06:14You know that
06:14Kenny's family isn't rich.
06:16Kenny, I don't need all that,
06:19but a little monetary appreciation
06:22would be nice.
06:24Just something to show
06:25that you'll be happy with me?
06:27Of course.
06:28Of course.
06:29And you are so sweet.
06:32Susan,
06:33anything I have
06:34is yours.
06:35How about...
06:37a million dollars?
06:39Oh, come on.
06:41It's just
06:42a small percentage
06:44of a whole lot of love.
06:47Of course!
06:48Yeah!
06:50I...
06:50I...
06:50I...
06:51I will get you that money.
06:53Promise.
06:53Boss!
06:59We found him!
07:00Ken went to
07:00his family's restaurant.
07:02Perfect.
07:03Grab the gifts.
07:04I'm about to propose
07:05and officially make him
07:06your boss-in-law.
07:11Kill me!
07:12Oh!
07:13God, you're pathetic.
07:16Who do you think
07:17you are barking at me
07:18like a dog?
07:22Who's outside?
07:23Marry me!
07:25Oh, oh, honey, honey.
07:27I'll handle this.
07:28Schnookums.
07:29Don't you...
07:33What?
07:34What are you doing?
07:40Congratulations,
07:41Boss and Law!
07:43Aw.
07:44I'm proposing to you.
07:46No, no.
07:47Proposing?
07:48That...
07:48That is insane.
07:49I...
07:50I am getting married,
07:51but it's not to you.
07:53Ken O'Toole!
07:56Marry me!
07:57Ken O'Toole!
07:58Stop!
07:58Please!
07:58Please!
07:59My fiancée's waiting inside.
08:02Huh.
08:04What...
08:04What are you doing?
08:06I'm gonna go have a little
08:07chat with your fiancée.
08:09No, no, you can't do that.
08:11You can't go in there.
08:14Ken,
08:15who's this?
08:16El Capone,
08:21leader of the Capone syndicate.
08:23I'm here to ask for
08:24Cantan the marriage.
08:25The Capone family?
08:28A marriage proposal.
08:31Mom,
08:32not in front of the women.
08:34I have told you
08:35countless times
08:36stay away from the mafia.
08:38Don't you remember
08:39why we had to leave our home?
08:41Get her out of here.
08:43I wish I could,
08:44but I saved her life
08:45and now she wants to marry me.
08:48Miss Capone,
08:50you heard what
08:50my future and mother-in-law said.
08:52Get out!
08:53Are you telling me to leave?
08:57I'm trying to help you
08:58save face.
09:00Ken just gave me
09:01one million dollars.
09:03Do you really think
09:03that he'd love
09:04some gangster skank like you?
09:06Besides,
09:07I don't think
09:07he has any money left.
09:09So you're only with Ken
09:10for his money?
09:11Ken and I
09:12are in love.
09:14We're getting married
09:15in three days.
09:16Hmm.
09:16Hmm.
09:23The only
09:28person Ken is marrying
09:30is me.
09:32Oh my God,
09:33Susan, are you alright?
09:34Oh,
09:34how could you hit her?
09:36You bitch!
09:37How dare you hurt my sister?
09:39I'll kill you.
09:41Okay.
09:41Ah!
09:42Ah!
09:42Ah!
09:43Ah!
09:43Ah!
09:45Kill me?
09:46Oh!
09:48Kill me?
09:49Oh!
09:50God, you're pathetic.
09:51Who do you think
09:54you are barking
09:55at me like a dog?
09:59Okay,
09:59I'll calm down,
10:01alright?
10:02Boss,
10:03the stepmother's calling.
10:05Okay.
10:06I'll get it.
10:10Hey, Ken.
10:14I have to go handle
10:15some family business.
10:16Mm-hmm.
10:17While I'm gone,
10:17you do not get married
10:18to anybody else.
10:20What?
10:21No,
10:21no,
10:21I never agreed
10:22to marry you.
10:23What?
10:23What?
10:23What?
10:23What?
10:35How could you let
10:38your mistress
10:39attack my sister
10:40and your future
10:42brother-in-law?
10:44No,
10:44no,
10:45no,
10:45that is not my mistress.
10:47I,
10:47is that P?
10:48I don't know.
10:49As if that matters.
10:51My sister
10:52is clearly traumatized.
10:55Susan.
10:58You should give her
10:59500k
11:00in compensation
11:01for mental suffering.
11:02I just gave you
11:04my entire family savings.
11:05I don't have
11:06500k.
11:07I think Susan
11:08isn't worth it.
11:09The marriage
11:10is off.
11:11It's all Ken's fault.
11:13We can pay it.
11:15Mom,
11:15we don't have
11:16a penny left.
11:17Oh, God,
11:18Ken,
11:18do you not want
11:18to marry me or something?
11:19Am I less important
11:20than money to you?
11:22Mm-mm.
11:22This bracelet
11:24is worth something.
11:26That's the last thing
11:27Grandma gave us.
11:27You can't,
11:28you can't sell that.
11:29I'll sell my bracelet
11:30so you can marry Susan.
11:33Oh,
11:34that is so great.
11:37Oh,
11:37Kenny,
11:37you are so sweet.
11:40Too slow.
11:41Mm-hmm.
11:41Heard you got a crush
12:09on some loser
12:10delivery guy.
12:11Once again,
12:13you bring shame
12:13to the Capone family.
12:19Just think of a way
12:21to get the money,
12:22Ken.
12:23Unless
12:24you don't
12:25want to marry me anymore.
12:27No.
12:28No,
12:28Susan,
12:29Shushu,
12:30Pupu,
12:31McCutiekins,
12:32me and my mom
12:33have emptied our savings.
12:35We sold everything we have.
12:36We have nothing left.
12:38Your relatives are here.
12:39Just ask your mom
12:40to borrow from that.
12:41You want my mom
12:43to beg for money
12:45on our wedding day?
12:46You ungrateful brat.
12:49Susan is trying
12:49to help you right now.
12:51Turn the car around.
12:52my sister isn't getting married today.
12:55Oh,
12:56no,
12:56no,
12:56no,
12:56no,
12:56wait.
12:58Don't leave.
13:00Ken,
13:01Susan saved your life.
13:03And you did cheat on her.
13:06So it's only fair
13:07that we give her a little more.
13:09I'll go ask our relatives.
13:10No,
13:11no,
13:11mom,
13:11I,
13:12I can't let you do that.
13:13No,
13:14I'll do it.
13:19Susan,
13:25if we pay this 250K
13:29chastity deposit,
13:31you will marry Ken,
13:33right?
13:34Yes,
13:35yes,
13:35pinky promise.
13:37This is the last surprise.
13:39Okay.
13:50Boss!
13:51What is it?
13:53Ken is marrying Susan
13:54right now.
13:57Let's go.
13:59Where are we going?
14:02We're going to crash a wedding.
14:09250,000
14:33chastity deposit.
14:35Can we,
14:35can we please
14:36start the ceremony?
14:37No.
14:38Of course.
14:39Okay.
14:42Ken Atul,
14:44do you take Susan Stone
14:45to be your wife?
14:46To keep in love
14:48for richer
14:49or poorer
14:49till death you are born?
14:51Yes.
14:52Yes,
14:52I,
14:53I object.
14:55For richer
14:56or poorer?
14:59Don't make me laugh.
15:00This vow is a joke.
15:03But,
15:03but that's what everyone says.
15:05Ken is a delivery guy.
15:07He's one broken leg away
15:09from being broke.
15:11He is poorer.
15:12And my daughter
15:13is still supposed to marry him?
15:15No way.
15:16You're going to have to pay
15:17an insurance
15:17to guarantee
15:19my daughter's future.
15:22100,000.
15:25What?
15:26I'm sorry.
15:27I'm sorry.
15:27I just,
15:28I just gave you
15:29250,000.
15:31You want another
15:32100,000?
15:33Watch your attitude,
15:35Ken.
15:36Isn't Susan worth
15:37another 100,000?
15:40Mrs. Stone,
15:42can we just
15:43let them get married
15:45before?
15:46Then we can just...
15:47As if
15:48penniless bitch!
15:51Susan,
15:52Mom,
15:53we're out of here.
15:55Okay.
15:55Mom,
16:00are you okay?
16:02Stop!
16:25I dare you.
16:46I love the Capone family.
16:48I'm here for my man.
16:48Hi.
16:54Uh,
16:55Al?
16:56What are you doing here?
16:57I told you.
16:59The only person
17:00you're allowed to marry
17:00is me.
17:01It's that crazy woman
17:02who slapped my daughter!
17:04Psychic bitch!
17:07You disrespect
17:08the Capone heiress?
17:09You asking for death?
17:11Capone heiress?
17:12Why someone like you
17:14would marry a loser
17:15like Ken?
17:17Keep talking.
17:18I dare you.
17:20Ken,
17:21are you just gonna
17:21let her humiliate us?
17:27Keep my husband's name
17:28out of your mouth.
17:38This is where
17:38your money goes.
17:40It's not to prove
17:40your love to Susan,
17:41it's to pay off
17:42Jimmy's gambling debts.
17:44Really?
17:45Don't worry, sweetie.
17:50I can treat you
17:51so much better
17:51than you've treated
17:52Susan.
18:01Ken O'Toole,
18:03will you marry me?
18:05I...
18:05I object!
18:15How dare you
18:16insult Ken?
18:17Well,
18:18behave yourself.
18:19Is this you're
18:20really gonna fight me
18:20over some random loser?
18:22Oh!
18:24Ken is gonna be
18:25my husband.
18:27Keep talking crap,
18:28I'll rinse your mouth
18:29out in the toilet.
18:29Oh, you!
18:33Elle,
18:33Frank is your brother,
18:34how dare you
18:35treat him like that?
18:36Half brother.
18:38Tell me why you called.
18:40Your father
18:41arranged for a marriage
18:42between you
18:43and Donald,
18:44heir to the Genovese family.
18:46He just returned from Italy,
18:47and he wants to take you
18:48to dinner.
18:49Tell him no.
18:50I'm marrying Ken.
18:53Ken is a delivery boy!
18:54The rest of the family
18:55will never allow this.
18:57I'm not asking
18:57for your opinion,
18:58I'm informing you
18:59of my decision.
19:07Oh, um...
19:09If you even think
19:11about touching Ken...
19:13Understand?
19:18Good.
19:20Bitch!
19:25Someday I'll make you pay!
19:28Mom,
19:29if Elle marries
19:29that delivery guy,
19:30how are us and Donald
19:32going to take over
19:32the Capone family's assets?
19:34Call him
19:35immediately.
19:45Hold this.
19:50No.
19:52No, I'll give that back.
19:53Everybody's talking about
19:54no excuse that illusion
19:55won't like a water spout
19:56or drip an extra brown
19:58and put it on my tan.
20:01Put on your summer clothes
20:03as quickly as you can.
20:05Give me a hand.
20:09They'll ask me to marry you.
20:11Will you marry me?
20:14Will you marry me?
20:18Will you marry me?
20:20Marry me?
20:34Yes.
20:37Yes, I will.
20:41This one.
20:47We won't have any problem
20:48with our 500k,
20:50will we?
20:50Sis,
20:51500k
20:53should be enough
20:54to wipe out
20:54my new gambling debts,
20:56but what about
20:57the Rolls Royce?
20:58And the beach house?
21:00Don't worry.
21:01Once we get to
21:02the wedding venue,
21:03we'll have enough for that.
21:06And more.
21:12I can't believe
21:13my baby boy
21:14is getting married today.
21:16Hurry now
21:17to have the ring
21:18and the money ready.
21:20Right here.
21:22Every cent.
21:22Mom,
21:26after Susan and I
21:27get married,
21:28I'm going to work so hard.
21:30I'm going to pay you back.
21:31I'm going to buy
21:31your bracelet back.
21:33Don't worry about money.
21:35It's such a happy day.
21:38Be okay.
21:40Oh!
21:42Susan is here.
21:44Go help the bride
21:44out in the car.
21:51Ben!
21:51Where's the money?
21:56Right here.
21:59The last of me
22:00and my mom's savings.
22:01Don't worry, Ken.
22:03Once we get married,
22:04my mom and I
22:05will take good care of you.
22:10Wait!
22:11Mrs. Stone.
22:12How do we know
22:13you're not going to kill again?
22:17We need a chastity deposit.
22:19A chastity deposit?
22:20Yes, Ken.
22:22I need to know
22:23that you're not
22:24going to betray me again.
22:25This is stone.
22:27How much is this
22:28chastity deposit?
22:33$250,000.
22:36I object!
22:38Mom,
22:39let me handle this.
22:40This bracelet is worth something.
22:47Ken is a delivery guy.
22:49well,
22:58I'll marry you.
23:07For worse,
23:08in sickness and in health
23:09till death do us part.
23:11Ditto,
23:12hot stuff.
23:19From now on,
23:22Ken is mine.
23:23Anyone who messes with him
23:24messes with the Capone family.
23:28Excuse me,
23:29what the hell is going on here?
23:31You're leaving me
23:32for her?
23:33Susan,
23:34I was grateful
23:35when you saved my life.
23:37I really was.
23:38But I will never be good enough for you.
23:41So we're done.
23:45Susan saved Ken's life?
23:47She can't even lift a man.
23:49But me?
23:51I did save someone years ago.
23:53I just can't remember his face now.
23:56The wedding's off.
24:00Return every fucking penny
24:01to Ken and his mom.
24:03You...
24:03Get these gold diggers
24:05out of here.
24:06My wedding isn't an open invite.
24:08You can't do this.
24:09No, no.
24:10Get your hands off me.
24:11This is Versace.
24:12Everyone is an idiot here.
24:15Now we're ready.
24:16The vow, boss.
24:18They were asking for
24:19a hundred grand
24:19to secure the bride's future
24:21right in front of the mother-in-law.
24:23Oh,
24:23guarantee the future, huh?
24:26Mrs. O'Toole?
24:29This is to guarantee
24:30Ken's future.
24:31Please accept it.
24:32Please accept it!
24:35I can't.
24:36Mrs. O'Toole,
24:37the whole city just saw
24:38that Ken is mine.
24:39No one else is gonna marry him.
24:53What was...
24:54I never...
24:56How did you fill out
24:58a marriage certificate?
25:00Don't worry
25:00your pretty little head about it.
25:04Next step.
25:05Come on!
25:06Found the priest!
25:07Come on!
25:08Mom,
25:09you may now
25:10kiss the groom.
25:13Ma'am,
25:14please be seated.
25:15Hello,
25:41Dad!
25:43Ceremony's over!
25:51Hey! Why y'all hiding?
25:53It's our boss's big day! Clap your fucking hands!
25:57Tell her she looks radiant! How pretty is she?
26:05I won't go!
26:06Yay!
26:07Mom! Elle really married that broke takeout loser!
26:13He's after our family's money, I know it, and we need to take him out!
26:17Don't be stupid. Kill him now, Elle will tear you to shreds.
26:23Then we just let her hand over our name to a nobody?
26:26Use your head! Not everything has to be decided by your fists.
26:31You tell Ken this money is from us.
26:36He takes it and leaves Elle, he lives.
26:40He refuses.
26:47You tell Frank to bribe Ken!
26:55You must divorce Elle Capone.
26:57Look, Mom, I know that she could be a little fiery, but she really is like a nice girl.
27:07Why do you think we left everything behind to came here?
27:10Why I profane you from using your training?
27:13Because you didn't want me to have a life in the Mafia.
27:16Our family was the most powerful in the country.
27:21We have been at war with the Capones for years because they took your sister's life!
27:26Or did you forget about her?
27:27No, I can never forget about her!
27:29No, I can never forget about her!
27:31You're all I have left.
27:38Either you divorce her, or you forget you ever had a mother.
27:44Mom, Mom, don't cry. I... I will make this right. Okay? I promise.
28:03Hey, no, we're closed then.
28:05Ken?
28:07Yeah?
28:09Let's keep it simple.
28:10Scum like you isn't fit to breathe the same air as Capone.
28:18Take this.
28:20Leave Elle and get the hell out of this.
28:30I... I... I will break up with Elle.
28:35Boss.
28:38Oh, great bastard.
28:40Stop.
28:42My son will divorce Elle.
28:45He will not leave the city.
28:47Take your dirty money and get the hell out of here!
28:51You old hag.
28:52You should have left when I told you to.
28:54Hey, hey, don't touch my mom.
28:56You're dead!
29:02I told you.
29:03Touch Ken and I'll erase you from the city.
29:08You tell Frank to bribe Ken!
29:10Fuck sis!
29:11I did!
29:12Ken is not good enough for you.
29:14I am taking up for you here.
29:17I have warned you before.
29:18You should leave now while you still have a shred of your dignity left.
29:21I am your father's wife.
29:23I'm technically your mother, like it or not.
29:25Stepmother.
29:26Look, I promised the old man I'd show you some respect, but you really need to remember who runs this family.
29:32Who I marry is not up to you.
29:35We can't have that trash can here in this house. It's either him or me here, not both.
29:40Fine.
29:43Pack your shit and get the hell out!
29:44Hey, hey, hey!
29:45Your father wanted you two to run this family together!
29:49Shhh.
29:50Siblings.
29:51Come on.
29:52Give Frank one more chance.
29:56I will hold you to your word.
30:01How dare that brat threaten me!
30:03Oh, baby.
30:04Okay.
30:09Ah!
30:10Mrs. Capone.
30:13What'd I miss?
30:14Where's Elle?
30:15Donald, you're back from Italy!
30:17I am tired of being the kind stepmother.
30:21Donald Genovese, you need to sleep with Elle tonight.
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