"HA?! SIR?!" Ate Nids, hindi naintindihan ang tanong ni Vice Ganda | It’s Showtime

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00:002.50 per day, eh.

00:02So, bakit dalawa na lang sila mag-ina?

00:04Eh, kaya lang nagbabayad ka ng upa?

00:06Wala po, sa amin to.

00:07Kuryente lang.

00:08Kuryente at saka minsan tubig.

00:10Maliit lang naman ang kuryente, dalawa lang naman sila.

00:12Ang mahirap kasi pag malaki masyado din yung kaldero,

00:14pag nagluto ka, tas naghalo ka, tas ikaw din ang maghuhugas.

00:18Tsaka mag-isla lang siya.

00:20Tsaka mag-isla lang, nakakapagod talaga.

00:22Kaya siguro parang sakto estimate na niya yung kikitain at saka yung pagod niya.

00:28Eh, kung bibilihan kayo ng kasama, okay lang.

00:32Baka mas mura yun.

00:34Baka yung 5,000 yun.

00:36Parang may katulog siya.

00:38Kasi diba, parang mas malaki yung kita,

00:40tas marami kang mapipinda.

00:42Kasi yung 6 to 8, parang...

00:44Parang peak yun eh.

00:46Kung kaya mo pa nakakawa, pwede pang dagdagan pa.

00:48Pwede nyo natin 6 to 10.

00:50O kaya sa umaga, tas pwede ka pa sa hapon ulit magpinda.

00:52Kasi sa amin, pagdating ng merienda,

00:54ang dami pa rin kumakain ng lugaw.

00:56Sa umaga, naglulugaw sila.

00:58Pagdating ng hapon, maglulugaw ulit.

01:00Kasi kahit sa merienda, lugaw pa din.

01:02Kaya ngayon, wala nga lang siyang katuwa.

01:04Wala akong kasama.

01:06Bakit po yun ang naisipan yung ibenta?

01:09Bakit po lugaw?

01:10Ay, yun ang alam kong pagkakitaan.

01:14Wala ng iba talaga.

01:16Mayroon din po.

01:17Mayroon din po.

01:18Nagluluto po ako ng lumpiang, Shanghai.

01:21Sa hapon, nilalako ko din po.

01:24Mabenta din po.

01:25Ayun, mayroon pa pala siyang ibinibenta.

01:27Hindi mo lang binanggit, magtatampo yung lumpia.

01:29Sa sabi, favorite ko si lugaw.

01:31So lang pinagmamalaki natin,

01:33hindi natin pinansin si lumpia.

01:34Masarap pa naman yung lumpia.

01:35Toge ba?

01:36Shanghai.

01:37Ah, Shanghai.

01:38Ah, mas gusto ko.

01:39Harap yun.

01:40Sa klasada, mas gusto ko yung toge.

01:42Oo.

01:43Lalo na kung may kamote.

01:44Tapos yung sukat.

01:45Yes.

01:46Sarap.

01:47Yes.

01:48Yung sukat na sasobrahan mo, halos ininom mo na yung sukat.

01:50Yes.

01:51Yung may samid na.

01:52Yan.

01:53Yung may pawinta pa.

01:54Yung may silisili ng konti.

01:56Oo.

01:57Yung wala ka namang sakit, pero mapapapikit ka.

02:00As lalagay mo ng sili.

02:02Yung sisimutin mo.

02:04Tapos mahihirinan ka ng tangkay ng sili.

02:07Yan.

02:08Diyos.

02:09Karap mo.

02:10Ay.

02:12Iba yung tangkay ng sili.

02:13Tapos itutulak mo ng sagot-gulaman na malamit.

02:16Ay.

02:17Oo.

02:18Tapos nang hindi ka nagbayit, itutulak ka ng nagbayit.

02:22Totoo ba?

02:23Totoo ba na ang sangkap ng mami ay carrots, buyas, tsaka ano lang?

02:27Hindi ako nagtitinda na nga yun.

02:28Hindi siya rin titinda.

02:29Doon tayo sa ibang magtanong.

02:31Ito si Niki.

02:32Naglululoko ko nito eh.

02:33Sa sofas yung carrots.

02:35Oo.

02:36Pero alam mo, sa Pilipinas, din sa mga lugar natin.

02:39Kaya ang saya-saya, ang daming nagtitinda ng pagkain.

02:42Oo.

02:43Kung ano-ano.

02:44Kung ano-ano.

02:45Yes.

02:46Pero halos lahat ng kailangan mo nang dudoon na.

02:49Bawat kanto.

02:50Correct.

02:51At minsan kahit hindi ka naman nagugutom, dahil nga kapitbahay mo, bibilhan mo.

02:55Anong sikreta po ng lugaw ni Ate Nids? Bakit mabenta?

02:58Ah.

02:59Ano lang po.

03:00Yung...

03:01Yung...

03:02Ano?

03:03Sige.

03:04Ano?

03:05Sige.

03:06Kaya nyo yan.

03:07Sina kaya nyo yan.

03:08Sakaantay lang si Meme.

03:09Sakaantay lang si Meme.

03:10Sakaantay lang si Meme.

03:11Sakaantay lang si Meme.

03:12Sakaantay lang si Meme.

03:13Sakaantay lang si Meme.

03:14Sakaantay lang si Meme.

03:15Saan ang bibili namin tatlo?

03:16Ma.

03:17Ha?

03:18Sir?

03:19Ha?

03:20Sir?

03:21Sir?

03:22Ha?

03:23Sir?

03:24Eh hindi naman talaga ka nagpibenta ng lugaw eh.

03:26Ano bang masarap sa lugaw ni Ate Nids?

03:29Wala.

03:30Ganon din.

03:31Wala!

03:32Walang masarap sa lugaw!

03:33Buli na ang basis lang talaga!

03:38Buli na ang masarap!

03:40Diba?

03:41Yung nang kaya masarap!

03:42Uh.

03:43Oh, my nice.

03:44You're not good.

03:45You're not good.

03:46You're good.

03:47Why?

03:48Why is it good?

03:49What's her question?

03:50What's the good thing?

03:51I'm coming to my mouth when I'm eating.

03:54You're in opera at I can see a lullaby in my head.

03:59You're not good at that.

04:01You're a lullaby.

04:02I'm really good at that.

04:04Is it good at that?

04:06You're a mami.

04:07You're a lullaby too.

04:08There are.

04:09You're a lullaby.

04:10It was all good.

04:13Di-i-i.

04:14Yes!

04:15It was good at that.

04:17Sometimes if you knew it, it was gold.

04:19You guys suddenly thought that the water was basing.

04:21When you like it'sa, it's really a lullaby.

04:24The first thing you like-

04:25And when you sculpt it, none of you know what you read but it is bad.

04:30It's huge.

04:31There was no good shh.

04:33That's my experience to say it anyway.

04:35You have a hardy face like it.

04:37You say what the ming guess?

04:38I found a tooth?

04:39I'm afraid when your girlfriend is up to you.

04:40I like that.

04:41I like that.

04:42You use it?

04:44Bimpo.

04:45What's the bag?

04:48Plain.

04:49Plain.

04:50No, no.

04:51No, no.

04:52No.

04:53No.

04:54It's a nice bag.

04:55Where are we going?

04:57In Batangas.

04:59Batangas?

05:00Batangas.

05:01Batangas.

05:02What's the bag?

05:03It's a nice bag.

05:05I'm going to buy it.

05:07It's a nice bag.

05:08What's the bag?

05:09What's the bag?

05:10It's a nice bag.

05:11You want to be a different bag.

05:13I know.

05:14They're too bad for you.

05:16They're too bad for you.

05:17They're too bad for you.

05:18They're too bad for you.

05:19They're too bad for you.

05:20They're too bad for you.

05:22You want to be a bad person.

05:24I'm going to be a bad person.

05:26Okay.

05:27So, I hope you'll buy a lot of food.

05:31I'm not going to lose it.

05:32There are some cookies.

05:34Do you have a coffee?

05:35Do you have a coffee?

05:36No.

05:37It's just Lumpia.

05:38It's just Lumpia.

05:39And Lumpia?

05:40Yes.

05:41Yes.

05:42Do you remember Lumpia?

05:43Yes.

05:44I really like the Lumpiang Tote.

05:47Deep fried.

05:48Yes.

05:49Okay.

05:50Good luck to you.

06:05Wow.

06:15Yeah.

06:16So?

06:17No.

06:18You see who?

06:19No?

06:20All anyone's heart is beautiful.

06:22Yessana.

06:24Oh.

06:25ời.

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