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Cindrella (1977) - Full HD Movie Uncut
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00:00:00Latte!
00:00:22Latte fresco di capra!
00:00:29I want it!
00:00:56I want it!
00:00:57Some mutton!
00:00:58Porridge!
00:00:59And get that milkman and jerk off that goat!
00:01:01Get me some fresh milk!
00:01:03Yesterday's milk was curdled!
00:01:05And if the lady of Avon called, get me one of everything!
00:01:09If you finished with the wash, you could have that water to wash your hair!
00:01:13You know there's a water shortage!
00:01:15And then go take your laundry from the neighbors!
00:01:18They need the money!
00:01:20Don't make you annoy you!
00:01:21Wake up your sisters!
00:01:22Keep working!
00:01:23Work keeps your mind upset!
00:01:27Hey!
00:01:28Work keeps your mind upset!
00:01:30Oh, look!
00:01:34Here's your baby's neighboring again!
00:01:35I wonder what about it!
00:01:36Probably about all kinds of dirty and degenerate dogs dangling and dangling about her as she
00:01:41mopes through her dreary day!
00:01:43I think it's naughty!
00:01:44I should say impudent if you ask me, which I know you're about to do!
00:01:50he he he he he he!
00:02:03Shirking her little duties again!
00:02:08Disgrace!
00:02:11Marbella!
00:02:12Marbella!
00:02:15Give us a little tube!
00:02:16Who was that?
00:02:17Do you know that a not-so-little birdie told me
00:02:20that it was none other than little Acirella over there
00:02:23that told Mama we were out the night?
00:02:25I never did any such thing.
00:02:27I wouldn't believe me.
00:02:30I didn't know such thing. I wouldn't believe me.
00:02:32I didn't know such thing. I wouldn't believe me.
00:02:35Really, Cinderella, you are such a bore.
00:02:37You always force us to behave so unpleasantly to you.
00:02:41I think that even at our most unpleasant,
00:02:44we're not at all that unpleasant.
00:02:46Actually, are we?
00:02:50Are we, Cinderella?
00:02:53Well, I...
00:02:57Talk! You think like a snail.
00:02:59Honestly, one could grow old and die before you would answer a perfectly simple question.
00:03:03What was the question? Never mind.
00:03:04Whatever she would answer would be a bore.
00:03:06Do you think, dear?
00:03:08We mustn't forget about Cinderella's indiscretion to Mama.
00:03:11It was unforgivably naughty.
00:03:13She must be punished. Mustn't she?
00:03:16Of course.
00:03:17How else will she ever learn?
00:03:20Let's see.
00:03:22She can wash our dresses.
00:03:24Cinderella, sweep the ashes from the fireplace.
00:03:35Cinderella, wash and scrub up the entire place.
00:03:39Cinderella, polish every little widget.
00:03:42Sit up straight, girl.
00:03:43Don't you fuss, don't you fuss and don't you fidget.
00:03:45And I wonder if I have to face this score.
00:03:49Yes, I wonder just why I was ever born.
00:03:53The times when I want to cry, I'll spy a rainbow.
00:04:04When life is gray, the flowers start to bloom.
00:04:08Inside my dream.
00:04:28Here's the spinning wheel going.
00:04:30Back to you, Cinderella, back to you.
00:04:45Back to you, Cinderella!
00:04:47Back to you, Cinderella!
00:04:48Back to you
00:04:50包括
00:04:50And that is tell him the facts of life.
00:05:11The boy knows absolutely nothing about sex.
00:05:20His majesty the king and her highness the queen proclaim a great ball in honor of the
00:05:45birthday of the prince who will choose a bride from all the fair maidens of the land.
00:05:52I've got to get ready for the ball.
00:05:54I've got to get ready for the ball.
00:05:55Forget it.
00:05:56You're pregnant.
00:05:57You're so gorgeous.
00:06:07You drive me away.
00:06:10And you, my lovely.
00:06:12I could eat you up.
00:06:13You're so gross.
00:06:15I must come closer.
00:06:18Closer, yes.
00:06:19Closer.
00:06:20Closer.
00:06:21Closer.
00:06:22Closer.
00:06:23Closer.
00:06:24Closer.
00:06:25Closer.
00:06:26Closer.
00:06:27Yes.
00:06:28Closer.
00:06:29Closer.
00:06:30Yes.
00:06:31It's true.
00:06:32It's true.
00:06:33It's true.
00:06:34Yeah.
00:06:35How could I do it to you?
00:06:39Sweet, sexy, and seductive are we
00:06:43Hot honeys of the highest degree
00:06:46Live luscious ladies lying in wait
00:06:49We're so fine that it must have been fate
00:06:52Do it, do it, do it to me
00:06:58Do it, do it, do it now
00:07:01Do it, do it, do it to me
00:07:05Do it, do it, do it now
00:07:08Where could you find such sensual sisters
00:07:18It's evident no man can resist us
00:07:21Right from the very moment he kissed us
00:07:24That Cawful is a prison of love
00:07:27Do it, do it, do it to me
00:07:33Do it, do it, do it now
00:07:36Do it, do it, do it to me
00:07:40Do it, do it, do it now
00:07:43When we're done with him that man's not the same
00:07:53But he's one of them, he's glad that he came
00:07:56Yet even though we talk a good game
00:07:59He's been here since we had us a man
00:08:05Do it, do it, do it to me
00:08:08Do it, do it, do it now
00:08:11Do it, do it, do it to me
00:08:15Do it, do it, do it, do it now
00:08:31Do it, do it, do it to me
00:08:37You want my lord
00:08:39Miss, then fetch me an apple
00:09:50Anything wrong, my lord?
00:09:52No.
00:09:54I'm here blinding.
00:09:56I'm here blinding.
00:10:04I'm here blinding.
00:10:06I'm here blinding.
00:10:16I'm here blinding.
00:10:18I'm here blinding.
00:10:20I'm here blinding.
00:10:22I'm here blinding.
00:10:24I'm here blinding.
00:10:26Whatever.
00:10:28I'm here blinding.
00:10:30Because our mother died, he's always gone.
00:10:34At least tell us what our father has done.
00:10:48Please, oh, please.
00:10:51My Lord, I'll do anything for my father.
00:10:56We'll do anything for our father.
00:11:00Oh, my Lord.
00:11:27Whoa!
00:11:28Whoa, Lump, whoa.
00:11:34Stay, Lump.
00:11:35You're the best trained horse in the kingdom.
00:11:47Oh, Lord Chamberlain, oh, what a pleasant surprise.
00:11:55Ah!
00:11:58I think not, madam.
00:12:02Oh, Dieu, Dieu, Dieu, come in.
00:12:13Dieu, Dieu, come in.
00:12:24My God, three flew over the cuckoo's nest.
00:12:27With your kind permission, madam, may I present these invitations to your daughters?
00:12:48Yes.
00:12:49And very girl, what might your name be?
00:13:16We can't wait, my lord, we can't thank you enough. This will be the biggest ball of them all.
00:13:34You have no idea.
00:13:38Dear, dear, dear.
00:13:44Dear, dear.
00:13:48Dear, dear, dear.
00:13:52Dear, dear, dear.
00:13:56His Majesty the King is going to do his thing.
00:14:02He's going to have a royal ball.
00:14:06His hand sincerely pledges to invite the social register, only if they'll come one, come all.
00:14:16The Majesty the Queen will really dig this scene.
00:14:24She's anxious for a royal ball.
00:14:27It's been so many months, you see.
00:14:29It happened only once, you see.
00:14:31She wants it to be large, not small.
00:14:35The kingdom will be festive, with wine flowing everywhere, and feasting all around.
00:14:43There'll be many a buxom maiden, and many a handsome lad.
00:14:47And Frolicate will abound.
00:14:51His Majesty the Prince, this part of it makes me wince, will announce in front of one and all,
00:15:01He's looking for someone great to be his future mate.
00:15:05You see?
00:15:06It's simple as...
00:15:08The Royal Ball.
00:15:11The Royal Ball.
00:15:12The Royal Ball.
00:15:13The Royal Ball.
00:15:14The Royal Ball.
00:15:15The Royal Ball.
00:15:16The Royal Ball.
00:15:17I'm going to wear my gigantic steeple hack with a big wing...
00:15:24And I'm going to wear my ruby, breast-blattering, uh, silty...
00:15:29I'm going to wear my blue and gold.
00:15:32Mob!
00:15:34What should I wear?
00:15:37Mom!
00:15:38What should I wear?
00:15:58Yes, Cinderella does need something to wear to the ball.
00:16:03But first, of course, she must be washed.
00:16:25Cinderella, it's gorgeous.
00:16:28Stunning.
00:16:29It's you.
00:16:30It's really you.
00:16:33Cinderella, will you stop wasting your sister's time?
00:16:40They must get ready for the ball.
00:16:42You should be helping them, not distracting them.
00:16:45Ungrateful child.
00:16:54Stop!
00:16:55It's late.
00:16:56I promise you I won't sing anymore.
00:17:00Give me that.
00:17:03It's getting cold in here.
00:17:05It книgeal!
00:17:11It's getting cold in here!
00:17:12We should have been Charlie's angels.
00:17:37Cinderella, we're off to the ball.
00:17:39But please do wait for us.
00:18:09We'll see you next time.
00:18:13We'll see you next time.
00:18:15We'll see you next time.
00:18:19We'll see you next time.
00:18:21We'll see you next time.
00:18:25We'll see you next time.
00:18:27We'll see you next time.
00:18:36We'll see you next time.
00:18:39You're good.
00:18:44Who are you?
00:19:11Well, I'm Cinderella.
00:19:16Well, if you're Cinderella, I must be your fairy godmother.
00:19:22You're my fairy godmother?
00:19:24Sure am.
00:19:26But where's your wing?
00:19:28Wings?
00:19:30Oh, my wings were clipped a long time ago.
00:19:34Oh.
00:19:36But isn't a fairy godmother supposed to be a woman?
00:19:40A child doesn't even know what a fairy means.
00:19:43Well, a fairy can go both ways, Mama.
00:19:47Oh.
00:19:49Well, I'm glad to see you, of course.
00:19:52But you're not at all like they described you to me when I was little, I mean.
00:19:58I was told that my fairy godmother was, well, fair-skinned.
00:20:05Well, you know my sweet asparagus.
00:20:08We follow the season.
00:20:10I just came from a long vacation in the island, sat in the sun all day long.
00:20:15That's why I'm a little on the dark side.
00:20:17You know what I mean?
00:20:20Well, let's talk about you.
00:20:23How's my move?
00:20:24Guys, how are you doing?
00:20:26Not very well, fairy godmother.
00:20:33You've been crying.
00:20:35What's the matter, huh?
00:20:37Oh, my stepmothers and stepsisters have been very mean to me lately.
00:20:41And tonight's a great ball at the palace, and...
00:20:44I know.
00:20:45I know.
00:20:46The Lord Chamberlain invited me himself, but my stepmother threw it in a fire here in Berlin.
00:20:51Why, that stepmother of yours, she's a real mother.
00:20:55No, she's my stepmother.
00:20:57I've seen my father be married before he died.
00:20:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:00Cool it, Mama.
00:21:02Lay a story on that.
00:21:04Why when they let you go to the ball, huh?
00:21:08Yeah, she's dirty and ugly.
00:21:10Well, I meant you do have a little crud on you.
00:21:14Yes, sir.
00:21:16But, you know, that's nothing a bad one.
00:21:19Cheers.
00:21:20Oh, thank you.
00:21:22Besides, I couldn't go in these rags anyway.
00:21:25Never mind the rags, Mama.
00:21:30And about that ugly part.
00:21:32You've got something nobody at the ball has got.
00:21:35You've got tips and ass.
00:21:37Yeah.
00:21:39You can go to the ball naked and make them all look like frogs.
00:21:45Anyway, loosen up now.
00:21:47We're gonna do something about that.
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:50Uh-huh.
00:21:51And you're still going to the ball?
00:21:52I'll handle that.
00:21:55Grandma.
00:21:56My mouth is a little shattered.
00:21:58Do you have to have a little something to drink, huh?
00:22:00Do you?
00:22:01We have some goat's milk.
00:22:02Goat's milk?
00:22:03And you are a fool!
00:22:04Maybe your stepmother got a little something in the medicine cabinet, huh?
00:22:07Which hazel?
00:22:08I never heard of that, huh?
00:22:09I don't know.
00:22:10How about some smoked head?
00:22:11Then the grass.
00:22:12The yard's full and back.
00:22:14No, honey.
00:22:15I mean...
00:22:16Blue, go away!
00:22:18You sure you don't, honey?
00:22:19What do we do?
00:22:21Are you going up?
00:22:22Take a bath.
00:22:23And leave the rest of your...
00:22:25Sarah Godmother.
00:22:27I have looted half the kingdom and I've stolen everything from art to zebras.
00:22:44They were very little zebras.
00:22:47Proving I'm not prejudiced.
00:22:49I've ripped off Sagittarians and Libras.
00:22:52The Libras own the zebras.
00:22:55If you can't keep up with the prices.
00:22:58I'll tell you what this fairy's advice is.
00:23:02You got to grab it.
00:23:04And fence it while you can.
00:23:06It's a living.
00:23:08So stick it to the man.
00:23:10Got to grab it.
00:23:12Get rid of what your life is called a living.
00:23:15So slip it in your pack.
00:23:19More and my family.
00:23:21Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:23:22Uh-huh!
00:23:23I'll go grab it!
00:23:25Oh, my dear.
00:23:29That'll look like I've kissed an ass.
00:23:35You got a face to go with it.
00:23:39But now what?
00:23:41Now what?
00:23:45Ah! I'll tell you what!
00:23:48What would a sad godmother be if he couldn't help us?
00:23:52Can I talk?
00:23:54Let me go over here and see what's in his bag, you know?
00:23:57I'm gonna do something about it.
00:24:15Oh, yeah. I'll save this for later.
00:24:26I don't know what the hell it is.
00:24:28I'll save it for my next garage sale.
00:24:30Those people will buy anything.
00:24:39Oh, is that your magic wand?
00:24:41My...what?
00:24:45Oh, oh, of course. That's what it is.
00:24:48Uh, let's see now.
00:24:50Which wand is this?
00:24:52I have several of them, you know.
00:24:54Uh, could you, uh...
00:24:56Could you read this?
00:24:58Ah, it's a little bad in the dark.
00:25:00This wand can perform miracles for good causes only.
00:25:06Caution! All miracles null and void at midnight.
00:25:11Keep out a reach of children.
00:25:13Does it really work?
00:25:16That's what it says.
00:25:18Could you be trying on my hair?
00:25:20It's all wet and stringy.
00:25:26Wow.
00:25:27Give it a shot?
00:25:32Stand back, Mama.
00:25:34This is some heavy shit.
00:25:45Hog moth, children, sweet potato pie.
00:25:49Change that girl's image in my eyes!
00:25:53Damn!
00:25:56It works!
00:25:57This ain't goin' in no garage sale.
00:25:58Damn!
00:25:59It works!
00:26:00This ain't goin' in no garage sale.
00:26:02This ain't goin' in no garage sale!
00:26:06Oh!
00:26:07Oh!
00:26:08Oh!
00:26:09Oh!
00:26:10Oh!
00:26:11That's the only thing.
00:26:12Oh!
00:26:13Oh!
00:26:14Oh!
00:26:15Oh!
00:26:16Oh!
00:26:17Oh!
00:26:18Oh, oh!
00:26:19Oh!
00:26:20Oh!
00:26:21Oh!
00:26:22Oh!
00:26:23Daddy Conway, you've done it!
00:26:31Sure I did.
00:26:34Come here, baby.
00:26:36Come on, to your sweet daddy.
00:26:39Wait.
00:26:41Oh, no.
00:26:42I can't get in the palace without my invitation.
00:26:46You ain't gonna give up that easy.
00:26:53Father?
00:27:01Lasagna?
00:27:03Italian marrow.
00:27:05Bring the invitation out the fire.
00:27:14Fairy Godmother, you've done it again.
00:27:23Hey, Mama, don't you have any pumpkins?
00:27:27No, we've got some, uh, watermelons.
00:27:31Watermelons?
00:27:33Yeah, uh-huh, I sure hate to waste one.
00:27:37Now all we've got to do is find some horses.
00:27:41Any rats around here?
00:27:42No.
00:27:44Lizards?
00:27:45I haven't seen any all year.
00:27:47But we've got lots of snails.
00:27:49Snails?
00:27:51Yeah, but that's sure gonna be a drag.
00:27:55Get it?
00:27:59Okay, little snails.
00:28:01Soon you'll be eating oats and hay.
00:28:07Step back, Mama.
00:28:08Come on.
00:28:09Ride them high, ride them low.
00:28:20However you ride them, ride them with soul.
00:28:33It's beautiful.
00:28:35It's beautiful.
00:28:36Oh, Fairy Godmother, it's beautiful.
00:28:40White sales, black horses, right-o-wah.
00:28:44All we need now is a coachman.
00:28:46You're looking at him, honey.
00:28:48Oh, Fairy Godmother, you're wonderful.
00:28:51I guess we're all ready.
00:28:54Not quite, ya.
00:28:55Step inside this coach here.
00:28:57Pull up that dress of yours, child.
00:29:07Before?
00:29:08Do the tell, yeah.
00:29:10Pull up that dress.
00:29:19And straight to the legs.
00:29:22The tidal, the beaver.
00:29:35The better the pain.
00:29:36What was that for?
00:29:52You don't only have just an ass and a pretty face, but I done gave you a snapping pussy.
00:29:58What's for?
00:30:03You'll find out soon enough.
00:30:05And when you do, you'll thank me for it.
00:30:08I could use a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne.
00:30:24One, do your stuff.
00:30:27One, do your stuff.
00:30:57Just a moment, my darling.
00:31:05Yes, my sweetheart.
00:31:07You must promise me one thing, my darling.
00:31:09What is that, my sweetheart?
00:31:12You must control your insatiable appetite tonight.
00:31:15Oh, I promise not to eat any stardom whatsoever, my sweetheart.
00:31:18I don't mean food, my darling.
00:31:20I mean a...
00:31:23Sex, sex, sex.
00:31:26This is a very important occasion, and we cannot afford to jeopardize it.
00:31:33Well, how could we possibly jeopardize the prince's birthday?
00:31:37I refer to the loan our country's trying to obtain from the king.
00:31:43We must be on our best behavior tonight.
00:31:46Well, then you stick very close to me, darling, and you protect me.
00:31:49You know how the slightest little thing can just set me right off.
00:31:55I will, my darling.
00:31:57Now, get in.
00:31:59Oh, no.
00:32:00Get in.
00:32:02Open the door, you fool.
00:32:09Swine.
00:32:09Get off, coachman.
00:32:18Get off.
00:32:19Oh, my God.
00:32:49Oh, hit those rocks!
00:32:58Darling, control yourself.
00:33:01I can't.
00:33:07Hold my hands.
00:33:09No, hold my breath.
00:33:11Sit still.
00:33:13Take your hands off me.
00:33:16No, no, no.
00:33:17Halt.
00:33:20Don't.
00:33:22Stop.
00:33:24Don't.
00:33:26Stop.
00:33:28Don't.
00:33:30No.
00:33:33No.
00:33:35No.
00:33:37No!
00:33:39No.
00:33:43Ha ha ha!
00:33:45Oh!
00:33:46Ha ha ha!
00:33:48Yahoo!
00:34:13Ah!
00:34:14Oh!
00:34:15Oh!
00:34:16Oh!
00:34:17Oh!
00:34:19Oh!
00:34:20Oh...
00:34:21Oh!
00:34:23Oh quaint.
00:34:50You shall pay for your clumsiness.
00:34:53Both of you.
00:34:54You shall pay for your clumsiness.
00:34:56You shall pay for your clumsiness.
00:35:01You shall pay for your clumsiness.
00:35:35We're going to the ball.
00:35:45We're going to the ball.
00:35:49Let's have a ball.
00:36:05Let the dancing begin.
00:36:11Let the dancing begin.
00:36:41Let the dancing begin.
00:37:11Let the dancing begin.
00:37:41Let the dancing begin.
00:38:11Let the dancing begin.
00:38:13Let the dancing begin.
00:38:15Let the dancing begin.
00:38:19It's a little bit of a ball.
00:38:21He's gorgeous!
00:38:26What do you think?
00:38:28Ten inches?
00:38:30Hmm, cartridge. Eight inches. No more.
00:38:39Ten.
00:38:40Eight.
00:38:41Ten.
00:38:42Eight.
00:38:43Nine and a half at the least.
00:38:51Eight.
00:38:59Eight.
00:39:01One!
00:39:05Two!
00:39:08That was one to do once!
00:39:10Mm-hmm?
00:39:13BABY
00:39:14One and a half they left
00:39:16The prince will now choose a partner for the next dance.
00:39:41Shmuck.
00:39:46Oh, I love you.
00:40:11Shmuck.
00:40:12I've met all the beautiful maidens of the kingdom, but never have I seen you before.
00:40:25I know you're a visitor from another kingdom.
00:40:29No, my prince.
00:40:30What is your name?
00:40:33My name is Cindy.
00:40:34Never mind.
00:40:36The night is young.
00:40:38You will tell me later.
00:40:40I love the mystery.
00:40:42Tonight, I dance with no one else.
00:40:47Good morning.
00:40:59Good morning.
00:41:00Oh, my God.
00:41:30If I can't play the palace, I'm going to rob it.
00:42:00If I can't be king, I'm sure going to smell like one.
00:42:15I hear he likes dogs.
00:42:29Right.
00:42:30That's what you're doing here.
00:42:32This dog show here today.
00:42:35Eh.
00:42:36Creep.
00:42:36And now, fair ladies, the game you've waited for all evening, but gammon.
00:42:46Here are the rules.
00:42:47When the pointer spins and points at a maiden, she will come behind the screen to my bed.
00:42:54And there, bow to my wishes.
00:42:56I will now put my blindfold on.
00:42:59Any of you who do not wish to play the game may leave and forever hold your peace.
00:43:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:23Oh Suzanne, my petite chouchou, je t'adore.
00:43:47Oh, les oreilles, les yeux, les sièvres.
00:43:54Oh, l'autre sérieux.
00:44:05Oh, l'autre sérieux.
00:44:07Oh, l'autre sérieux.
00:44:09Oh, l'autre sérieux.
00:44:13Oh, l'autre sérieux.
00:44:23Oh, l'autre sérieux.
00:44:30Hmm?
00:45:00I don't think I'm editing.
00:45:30Well, I always say that if you want something done, you do it yourself.
00:46:00I don't think I'm editing.
00:46:30I don't think I'm editing.
00:46:32I don't think I'm editing.
00:46:37I don't think I'm editing.
00:46:44I don't think I'm editing.
00:46:46I don't think I'm editing.
00:46:48I don't think I'm editing.
00:46:50I don't think I'm editing.
00:46:52I don't know.
00:46:54I don't know.
00:46:56I don't know.
00:46:58I don't know.
00:47:00I don't know.
00:47:02I don't know.
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:06I don't know.
00:47:08I don't know.
00:47:10I don't know.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:14I don't know.
00:47:16I don't know.
00:47:18I don't know.
00:47:20I don't know.
00:47:22I don't know.
00:47:23I don't know.
00:47:24I don't know.
00:47:25I don't know.
00:47:26I don't know.
00:47:27I don't know.
00:47:28I don't know.
00:47:29I don't know.
00:47:30I don't know.
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:35It's always a rare occasion when the king takes me to bed
00:47:38Once more there I find he's soft not only in the head
00:47:42But now he's swelled about what dwells within this maiden slap
00:47:46The only thing he'll get from her is a common caser
00:47:49Oh that's never
00:47:51I should catch her with the king
00:47:58I'll tear a limb from limb
00:47:59And if the prince is fortunate
00:48:01I'll save a piece for him
00:48:21I'll save a piece for him
00:48:51Good news travels fast, I know
00:49:09Why don't you put it sideways, it'll stay better
00:49:15Then you know what we seek
00:49:18If this glass slipper should fit one of your lovely daughters
00:49:23Then they will become the bride of the prince
00:49:25That is, if they can pass the final test
00:49:29Final test?
00:49:33My good man
00:49:34Why don't we leave the prince and your lovely daughters alone?
00:49:38I'm sure they'd be more at ease that way
00:49:41Of course, my lord
00:49:44Is it nice there in the palace?
00:50:07Would I like living there?
00:50:12It fits both of them
00:50:14Tell the truth, girls
00:50:17Were one of you one of the ones who'd let me behind that screen
00:50:23During our little game last night?
00:50:26Yes
00:50:27Yes, we were, my prince
00:50:29When she held me within her
00:50:32It was like a vice
00:50:33Her charms did indeed
00:50:38Snap at me
00:50:39Well, mine snaps and crackles
00:50:43And mine pops
00:50:45What exactly is it that you do?
00:51:15No, no more
00:51:26I've been searching for days now
00:51:28Not only can't I find my snapper
00:51:30I can't find my pee-pee
00:51:32His majesty, the prince
00:51:47Oh, the prince, dear
00:51:49Come in, dear
00:51:50Oh, the prince
00:51:53Oh, the prince
00:51:55Your highness
00:51:56Prince Lee, not quite, Kitty Files.
00:52:16Do you remember my daughters?
00:52:19That's a fool.
00:52:21Could I ever forget them?
00:52:23Oh, we're so happy, my friend.
00:52:27Yes, we've waited so long.
00:52:29Never mind all this.
00:52:30Ladies, please, try the slippers, yes.
00:52:41Oh, playful, aren't they?
00:52:47Looks right.
00:52:53I guess my feet swelled up from dancing last night.
00:52:59I'm sure if we tried tomorrow...
00:53:02Never mind tomorrow, give me that.
00:53:06Pee-oo!
00:53:08Oh, they say the glass shrinks at night or in the daylight sometimes.
00:53:24Let us be off, Chamberlain.
00:53:26Not yet, my prince.
00:53:28Not yet.
00:53:29But there's nothing left of me.
00:53:36There's one maiden left.
00:53:40Don't worry about her.
00:53:42My lord, she's never had on shoes, let alone glass slippers.
00:53:47Anyway, she never went to the ball.
00:53:49I should say not.
00:53:51But I remember giving her an invitation myself.
00:53:54Come here, girl.
00:53:55Come here, girl.
00:53:59Let her sit.
00:54:11Let her sit.
00:54:11Let her.
00:54:29I know the slipper fits, my dear.
00:54:49What did you say your name was?
00:54:52My name is Cyn...
00:54:54Never mind, girl.
00:54:55It's no use.
00:54:56It's no use.
00:54:57You couldn't possibly be the one.
00:55:01What I mean is...
00:55:03You could hardly be the one who...
00:55:06Who possesses...
00:55:08Possesses the...
00:55:13Oh, no.
00:55:17Oh, no.
00:55:18Oh, no.
00:55:19No.
00:55:20You can't be the one.
00:55:38You can't be the one.
00:55:39No.
00:55:40No.
00:55:41No.
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00:56:05No.
00:56:06No.
00:56:07No.
00:56:08Yes! Yes! She's the one! She's my snapper!
00:56:22Why didn't you...
00:56:23Why didn't you always ever tell me?
00:56:25She was the one with the snappin' pussy.
00:56:31She was... She was always my favorite!
00:56:35My favorite!
00:56:38My children, I'll follow them!
00:56:42Do it!
00:56:43Do it!
00:56:44Do it!
00:56:45Shit!
00:56:51Ah!
00:56:52Ah!
00:56:53Ah!
00:56:54Ah!
00:56:55Ah!
00:56:56Ah!
00:56:57Ah!
00:56:58Ah!
00:56:59Ah!
00:57:00Ah!
00:57:01Ah!
00:57:02Ah!
00:57:03Ah!
00:57:04Ah!
00:57:05Ah!
00:57:06Ah!
00:57:07Ah!
00:57:08Ah!
00:57:09Ah!
00:57:10Ah!
00:57:11Ah!
00:57:12Ah!
00:57:13Ah!
00:57:14Ah!
00:57:15Ah!
00:57:16Ah!
00:57:17Oh!
00:57:18Look at all the commotion!
00:57:19Must be the pleasure fair!
00:57:20Ah!
00:57:21Ah!
00:57:22Looks like that's the end of my roots.
00:57:52It's my fairy godmother! We've got to save him!
00:58:18Your what?
00:58:19I'll stay later.
00:58:21What has this man done?
00:58:40Last night at the great ball in your honor, my prince, he cleaned out the palace.
00:58:46Firs, shoals, all manner of perfumes, and above all, the royal jewels.
00:58:56Yes, two corn cobs.
00:59:01But my dear, this is a serious offense.
00:59:05My prince, I beseech thee.
00:59:07If it wasn't for him, we'd never have met.
00:59:11What are you saying?
00:59:13He gained the one who gave me the snapper.
00:59:15He what?
00:59:16I'll release him.
00:59:18I'll no more snapper.
00:59:22Release that man.
00:59:24He's in my protection now.
00:59:26Bye-bye, Pearson.
00:59:37Which one of you honkies got my bag?
00:59:39Here it is.
00:59:43Thank you, one and all.
00:59:58Wait for me, Mama.
00:59:59I'm going with you.
01:00:00This is one time I don't mind riding in the back of the coach.
01:00:18And Cinderella lived happily ever after, thanks to my snap judgment.
01:00:31Grab a little grubber, like it's what you get, it's what you got.
01:00:33Pick it up and pocket it.
01:00:34You really shouldn't have it.
01:00:35It's a snapper.
01:00:37Bye for now.
01:00:40Bye.
01:00:41Bye.
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