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00:00No no no no, you ain't do it.
00:02No no no, you ain't do it.
00:30No, I got the stage, and I never get to lay.
00:34I killed another man today, shot him in his back as he ran away, then I blew up.
00:42That's the past.
00:43I killed another man today, shot him in his back as he ran away, then I blew up.
00:50Hey, what's your status?
01:18Hey, from out of nowhere.
01:19We're being boarded. Scramble all jump jets.
01:22We're counter offensive.
01:24This is a coordinated attack.
01:25Every major province outpost around the globe has been hit.
01:32So far, they've steered clear of headquarters.
01:34Run!
01:35I'm en route to the keep now.
01:38Are they really that stupid?
01:40Attacking the keep with me on board?
01:42What's this going to take a minute?
01:44It's me.
01:47We are bigger problems.
02:01Find Rex.
02:02It goes without saying a lie would be ideal.
02:08Take the ship.
02:09Some kind of power surge.
02:19We're losing control of the helm.
02:21Find out where it's coming from.
02:23Doc, if you'll excuse me.
02:25That's six.
02:26Five minutes out.
02:27Prepare for an evac.
02:28I'm getting you off the ship.
02:29Again with the smack hands.
02:30You always open with that move.
02:31Change it up a little.
02:32How's it going down there?
02:34You see what you get?
02:35That's what happens when you interrupt my nap.
02:52Bobo gets cranky.
02:55I'm going to vent the hard way, too.
03:02Me too.
03:06All hands, we've got intruders on decks 4, 5 and 6.
03:10Get them off our ship!
03:12Go!
03:13Attention Providence, the ship is ours.
03:19Not even close, Van Kleist.
03:22Lay down your weapons and your lives will be spared.
03:25Continue to resist, and nothing survives.
03:32You've made some lame-o moves before, Van Kleist, but this one? Classic.
03:55Seems you may have run out of tricks.
03:57Or you had to know it would only be a matter of time.
04:00Here's enough.
04:01I've had a fair amount of time on my hands these days.
04:04What do you do?
04:05They're real?
04:06What are you doing here?
04:07You took something very precious from me, Rex.
04:10And now I'll be returning the favor.
04:13If you want my monkey, you can forget it.
04:16It might come as a surprise that when you stole the nanites that gave me my power, you left some of your own behind.
04:33Enough to tell me a few things about what makes you tick.
04:38You do need the power.
04:39It is by the ability of surrender.
04:41It is now fugitives and such.
04:45Does that collect such a discussion, Octagon?
04:49You'll find that using your powers will be something of a challenge.
04:52Look out!
04:53The nanites that make you so special belong to me now.
04:57What shall I do with him, Master?
05:00I have everything I need from him.
05:02I could care less.
05:03Secure the rest of the ship.
05:05Mince, I hit him.
05:06They get a manual for this-
05:10Come on!
05:11Do you really think throwing me out that hatch is the best way to get rid of me?
05:15Wouldn't it be more fun to throw me in a cage?
05:17Tie me down in front of a laser?
05:19What is he doing?
05:33This is no time to fool around, Rex.
05:36Happen to notice that ground coming up on us, Doc?
05:38If you don't do something fast, I'm about to become part of it!
05:41The worst-
05:42The worst-
05:51Rex, are you okay?
05:53I think we may have a problem.
06:00What do you mean they have the-
06:01They might be not sure about their-
06:11The worst-
06:12The worst-
06:13But we've kind of
06:24the worst-
06:25It could just be said without it.
06:27You should not be the same in favor, Rex.
06:28I'm at it.
06:29It's not just a weapon.
06:33The compliment is bad.
06:34The adventure has aiet era!
06:36To be able to lose my discomfort!
06:38I don't know.
07:08Princess!
07:21No, wait!
07:31Dad, I'll let you two ruin his career!
07:33Oh, yeah. So I guess I did do something.
07:36Want to grab a bite to eat?
07:38There once was a girl who liked snacks, so she went...
07:42Eleanor, please. Limbrix are so three minutes ago.
07:46Let's get space tacos.
07:48Way ahead of you, buddy.
07:50Wait, we can't go back.
07:52Your higher sent us here.
07:54What?
07:54Time to grab a bite.
07:56Time to grab a bite.
07:57On the beat of your feet.
07:58Time to grab a bite.
07:59Time to grab a bite.
08:00Time to grab a bite.
08:01Time to grab the future of your head.
08:02Yeah!
08:03Don't stop.
08:04Don't stop.
08:04Yeah!
08:05We need to go.
08:06We need to go.
08:07Yeah!
08:09Yeah!
08:10Yay!
08:11Nobody nails the reverse quadruple flush handle like that.
08:14You're totally a born cheerleader, Zach.
08:17Not even close. He was born a baby.
08:20Eat a book, why don't you?
08:22I'd just like to mix some cardio and backflips into my regular workouts.
08:27Yep, it's all about the glutes, baby.
08:32Oh, I totally almost forgot.
08:35You want to go to prom prom this weekend?
08:37What's a problem?
08:37Oh, it's like only the fast facts.
08:41Okay, cool, cool.
08:42But I'm not going to have to dress up or anything, am I?
08:46Like, of course not.
08:48Just wear your short skirt and hair tassels.
08:51Oh, okay.
08:54Kidding!
08:55See you at practice tomorrow, Zach.
08:58So does that mean you can't wear tassels?
09:03Catch!
09:04Plunger!
09:06Hey, guys.
09:07What?
09:08Oh, no.
09:10You were cheering.
09:12No.
09:15Maybe.
09:16Next thing you know, you'll be putting tassels in your hair and going to prom prom.
09:20Well, actually...
09:21You're joking!
09:23Don't you get what this is?
09:25You're going on...
09:26What are you doing?
09:26A date!
09:29That's because my friend, who happens to be a girl, asks me to a big event where there's
09:34dancing and punch and...
09:36Oh, my butt!
09:38It's a date!
09:39What am I going to do?
09:42Luckily, I happen to be something of an expert on the dating scene.
09:46I read Dr. Butternugget's books on the subject.
09:49That's a box of cookies.
09:51Well, I still know lots about dates and junk.
09:53Did you know girls wear stuff like flowers and fruit and cucumber smells?
09:59They're human!
10:00On purpose!
10:02And all this fruit leads to...
10:04I don't know, that doesn't sound right.
10:09Hey, who's the professional here?
10:12Also, are you aware when you're on a date with a girl, they turn into ravenous cheekburger
10:16vacuums that steal all your food?
10:22Yikes!
10:23Exactly.
10:24And if you somehow manage to survive the monkey attack and the burger carnage, your date's
10:29going to want...
10:30Up the heck on the cheek!
10:32Really?
10:33That doesn't sound...
10:34I just do.
10:39I gotta get out of this date!
10:43What date?
10:44I better figure out a great excuse before I see Paige in the morning.
10:48What the?
10:49What time is it?
10:50Time to work out with Paige.
10:51Dude, you gotta start doing shorter dream sequences.
10:54Never!
10:57Woo-hoo!
10:58Yay!
10:59What am I going to say?
11:00How am I supposed to act?
11:02And you missed it!
11:03Zach, you came!
11:05No!
11:06You are so good!
11:08Zach, you are like so totally kooky sometimes!
11:12Wait, do you smell different?
11:15Yeah!
11:16It's strawberry cucumber morning dew.
11:18Not bad, huh?
11:19Beware of butt monkey!
11:21I don't know him, sir.
11:23I don't know him, sir.
11:27How'd I get myself into this mess?
11:29I just wanted to do a little cheering with my friend, who's a girl, a girlfriend.
11:36Whoa.
11:37Mine?
11:38No.
11:39What do I do?
11:41Easy.
11:42Just make up a bunch of excuses and never see her again.
11:45You need to go.
11:46You're brilliant!
11:48I'm what in the what-what?
11:51Oh!
11:52And I wanted to train with you guys so bad today.
11:55But, uh, Grant's brand her left cheek.
11:59Yeah, that's totally something that happens.
12:01That's awful.
12:02Is she gonna be okay?
12:04I'm sure...
12:04Oh, sure.
12:05I mean, nope.
12:06Maybe never.
12:07Oh, I'm going through a tunnel!
12:09Bye!
12:10And that's the end of that.
12:13Making up excuses is easier than I thought.
12:18Hey, Zach.
12:19Guess who I ran into at the park.
12:22Oh, my cheek's feeling much better now.
12:25Thank you, Paige.
12:27Yay!
12:28Yay.
12:31Sorry, Paige.
12:32I just can't make it to practice today.
12:41Sorry, Paige.
12:43So sick.
12:47Yay!
12:50There!
12:51There's no way, Paige!
12:54We have saved you!
12:56We, we have saved you!
12:58Saved you!
12:59Saved you!
13:02I say happy, you say joy, happy!
13:05Joy.
13:07Okay, that's it!
13:09What's the deal, Freeman?
13:10You have been acting cray-cray all week.
13:13I don't know how else to say this, but I don't want to go to prom-prom.
13:17What?
13:18You realize it's tonight, right?
13:20That's not a lot of time to find a replacement.
13:23I know!
13:24I just hope that someday we can still be friends.
13:27Uh, yeah?
13:32I did it!
13:35I got out of my date!
13:36I'm a free man!
13:38Get it?
13:38Zach Freeman!
13:40Hey, that's great!
13:42But I can't really talk.
13:44Kind of in a hurry.
13:44Huh, I'm going to prom-prom.
13:48Your what?
13:49My dad's idea!
13:50Something about cheering, making me a better butt-fighter?
13:53Allie!
13:53I need help doing my hair!
13:55Sorry!
13:56Gotta go!
13:56Look!
13:57I got dressed all by myself this time!
14:01You're never gonna believe where Eleanor's going!
14:04Uh, why are you guys all dressed up like that?
14:07We're going to prom-prom!
14:09Every bum's gonna be there!
14:11You can't be serious!
14:14Mr. Freeman, is your daughter home?
14:19Oh, bye, Zachy!
14:20Don't wait up!
14:22And who are you going with?
14:24Oh, I don't think you know her.
14:26It's this cheerleader named Paige.
14:27Paige?
14:28What about the butt-monkey attacks?
14:30The beaky thing?
14:31Getting eaten at Cheek Burger?
14:33Who told you that?
14:34A talking butt?
14:35Ciao!
14:36Please!
14:38Like I care about prom-prom!
14:42Please!
14:43I care about prom-prom!
14:44You've gotta let me in!
14:46I had a ticket, but I backed out on my date this afternoon.
14:50This afternoon?
14:51That's gold broke.
14:53Excuse us, Zach.
14:54We actually have tickets.
14:56You'll never get away with whatever evil plan you're planning.
15:00I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
15:03Zach!
15:04Where did you put all those hors d'oeuvres?
15:14Shh!
15:15Deuce!
15:15I gotta keep an eye on the great white butt.
15:18Dude, those guys are here for the same reason as everyone else.
15:21And that is...
15:22Welcome to prom-prom!
15:24Mapletown's first ever cheerleading competition!
15:28What?
15:29Tonight, one team will take home the most coveted prize in all of cheering.
15:34The Crystal Dumpers!
15:36Now, put your hands together for...
15:40The Cheer Monsters!
15:42So that's why Paige invited me to prom-prom?
15:46To win that trophy?
15:50Woo-hoo!
15:52Next up, cheerleading perfect!
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