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00:00:00The End
00:01:30Can I have one of my cigarettes?
00:01:39Shut up.
00:01:39Get your stuff back and we're through with you.
00:01:41Good evening, Mr. Lanyard.
00:01:55I don't think I'm going to like you.
00:01:58I'm sorry if my men were rough, but it was necessary to bring you here.
00:02:03Why?
00:02:04There's a safe I want open.
00:02:07Did you forget the combination?
00:02:09Oh, but it's not my safe.
00:02:10Sounds illegal to me.
00:02:12I'll pay $10,000 for the job, Mr. Lanyard.
00:02:18Well, what do you say?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22Sure, you won't reconsider.
00:02:24Listen, whoever you are, I don't like your voice and I don't like your manners and I don't like the men who deliver your invitations.
00:02:31I guess that settles it then.
00:02:33I'm sorry, Mr. Lanyard.
00:02:35And now what happens?
00:02:36A nice torture chamber?
00:02:38Dark dungeon waiting for me?
00:02:40Nothing like that.
00:02:42You're not interested in my deal, so you're free to leave.
00:02:47Take him out.
00:02:48Well, it's been a pleasure.
00:02:57Turn on the lights.
00:03:04You've got me guessing, boss.
00:03:06We can crack that safe without Lanyard.
00:03:08I can't figure out why you had us bring him in.
00:03:11I've got an old score to settle with the lone wolf.
00:03:15He got me into serious trouble once.
00:03:17I still don't see it.
00:03:19And now I'm going to do the same for him.
00:03:24How would you like to change your brand of cigarettes, Jakes?
00:03:28What?
00:03:28Just for tomorrow.
00:03:32Yeah, that's pretty good.
00:03:34We'll proceed exactly as we have arranged.
00:03:37The plans are to be delivered to the war department just at noon.
00:03:41You will appropriate them during the lunch hour before they can be copied.
00:03:48Now, exactly what's missing?
00:03:57Now, look, Sergeant.
00:03:59Just once more.
00:04:01The plans of the new Palmer anti-aircraft gun have been stolen.
00:04:05Understand?
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:07But they didn't get all of the plans.
00:04:09You see, the inventor Palmer has several of the key sheets in his laboratory.
00:04:13What for?
00:04:16He's working for the simplification of the loading mechanism.
00:04:21Yeah, not that you'd understand that.
00:04:23Oh, now I get it.
00:04:26The crooks only got part of the plans.
00:04:28That's right, Sergeant.
00:04:30Which part?
00:04:31Never mind that now.
00:04:32Our job is to get these crooks before they do any more harm.
00:04:35Any needs, Inspector?
00:04:36You don't see work like that nowadays.
00:04:38No finesse anymore.
00:04:39No doubt, Inspector.
00:04:40But I'd like something more definite.
00:04:42Well, there are very few men can open a safe like that.
00:04:45One of them is Eddie Elk.
00:04:46Yes?
00:04:47But he's in Sing Sing doing 50 years to life.
00:04:49Oh.
00:04:49There's one other man.
00:04:52I suppose he's in Alcatraz.
00:04:54No, as a matter of fact, he's here in Washington.
00:04:56Good.
00:04:57And what's more, he used to smoke Regis cigarettes.
00:05:00Regis cigarettes?
00:05:02I found that on the floor in front of the safe.
00:05:04Fine, Inspector.
00:05:05I had no idea the police were so efficient.
00:05:08Will I pull him in, Inspector?
00:05:09Now, wait a minute.
00:05:09I just said he could have done it.
00:05:11As a matter of fact, he's been out of this racket for a long time now.
00:05:13Retired years ago.
00:05:14But I once swore I'd soak him away for life.
00:05:18I'd still trade my pension to get him.
00:05:19Who is he?
00:05:20One of the cleverest cracksmen in the world.
00:05:22Michael Lanyard.
00:05:23The Lone Wolf.
00:05:32You're on the spot, Scarface.
00:05:42Oh, Mike.
00:05:44What's the matter, Pat?
00:05:45Why doesn't Jameson die when I shoot him?
00:05:47It makes me so mad.
00:05:49Jameson, why don't you die when you're shot?
00:05:51I'm too tired, sir.
00:05:53This is Miss Patricia's fourth crime of violence today.
00:05:57She claims she's liquidating the Red Weasel's mob.
00:06:00Something for me?
00:06:01Oh, boy.
00:06:01A regular G-man's outfit and real handcuffs.
00:06:13Oh, boy.
00:06:15Come here, Pat.
00:06:15I have something to tell you.
00:06:18A detective story?
00:06:20No, it isn't that.
00:06:21This is about you.
00:06:22It's serious.
00:06:23You mean about the kitchen window?
00:06:29Honest, Mike, I didn't mean...
00:06:30No, no, it isn't that.
00:06:32I'm going to send you away to school, Pat.
00:06:35Oh, Mike.
00:06:36Why?
00:06:37Well, if your mother were living, she'd be able to take care of you properly.
00:06:41I'm afraid I'm not very much of a success as a father.
00:06:43You're the swellest father in the whole world.
00:06:45Now, now, no flattery, young woman.
00:06:48Tomorrow, I'm going to take you over to Miss Warren's school for young ladies.
00:06:51Young ladies?
00:06:53You mean sissies.
00:06:55Does Val know about this?
00:06:57Val?
00:06:57No.
00:06:59But, uh, when I see her again, if I do...
00:07:03Oh, by the way, Jemison.
00:07:04How many times has she phoned today?
00:07:06Miss Carson phoned at 3 at 3.15 and at 4, sir.
00:07:10At 4.15?
00:07:11Tell her that I've taken a trip to Canada.
00:07:12I'm afraid that wouldn't do any good, sir.
00:07:14No?
00:07:14No, sir.
00:07:16She's very persistent, isn't she?
00:07:17Very persistent, sir.
00:07:19Mr. Lanyard, wouldn't it simplify our lives if we were to marry Miss Val?
00:07:23No, simplify isn't the word, Jemison.
00:07:26Anyway, we couldn't.
00:07:27No, sir.
00:07:28No.
00:07:29She's much too young for us.
00:07:31We're an old man, Jemison.
00:07:33We're only 35.
00:07:34Hmm?
00:07:36Well, if we can't marry her, sir, what are we going to tell her when she calls up again?
00:07:40I don't know.
00:07:41You think of something.
00:07:42I can't talk to her.
00:07:43I deserted her at lunch very abruptly.
00:07:46Ah, that explains it, sir.
00:07:47Explains what?
00:07:48What she said, sir.
00:07:50Oh, what did she say?
00:07:51Uh, no, sir.
00:07:53I simply couldn't repeat it, sir.
00:07:55Jemison, I think I need a drink.
00:07:57Yes, sir.
00:07:58Oh, I say, sir, look.
00:08:01Gosh, Mel, I'm glad you came.
00:08:03Mike's planning to do awful things to me.
00:08:05When I get through with that no-good father of yours, he won't be able to do anything to anybody.
00:08:10He's going to send me away to school.
00:08:12Oh, trying to get you out of the way, too, eh?
00:08:14We'll see about that.
00:08:15Are you mad at him again?
00:08:17Mad?
00:08:18Do you want to see your father torn limb from limb?
00:08:21I think I'd better stay here, thank you.
00:08:25You double-crossing deserter.
00:08:28What's he been doing, stealing the silver?
00:08:29Jemison, what is this woman doing here?
00:08:31Don't heckle me.
00:08:32Where did you go at lunch?
00:08:33The telephone call.
00:08:34Two hours on the telephone?
00:08:35Well, it was a long distance call.
00:08:36Don't try to be funny.
00:08:37Stand up when I'm talking to you.
00:08:39Do you realize what...
00:08:40Sit down.
00:08:41Do you realize what you did to me?
00:08:43No, what?
00:08:44You ran out on me.
00:08:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:47Really sorry?
00:08:49Yes.
00:08:55Oh, I forgive you.
00:08:56You forgive me?
00:08:57I forgive you.
00:08:58Well, thanks.
00:08:59I knew you'd understand.
00:09:00But there's just one more thing.
00:09:02What's that?
00:09:04The check.
00:09:05Oh, did I forget that?
00:09:06Yes.
00:09:07I had to pay it.
00:09:09Oh.
00:09:10I paid it.
00:09:12Oh, well, you know how little things slip the mind,
00:09:14especially when you're busy.
00:09:15How much?
00:09:19For lunch?
00:09:21Yes.
00:09:22And you can still walk?
00:09:23Well, you entertained a few friends to keep me company.
00:09:25It was awfully nice of you.
00:09:26Yes, wasn't it?
00:09:27Mm-hmm.
00:09:28Well, there's $45.
00:09:30That'll take care of the tip.
00:09:31$50.
00:09:32He was such a nice waiter.
00:09:34We must have lunch again sometime.
00:09:37By the way, just for the record,
00:09:39where did you go this afternoon?
00:09:42I was called away on business.
00:09:43Oh, yes.
00:09:44Well, I hope you paid for her money.
00:09:46Jameson, answer that bell.
00:09:47Oh, Mr. Lanyard, I...
00:09:48Oh, never mind.
00:09:49I'll take care of it myself.
00:09:50Now, don't stall.
00:09:51Where were you?
00:09:52Excuse me.
00:09:53Now, listen, Mike.
00:09:55We have company.
00:09:58Uh, are you Lanyard?
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:01Inspector Thomas.
00:10:02How are you, Inspector?
00:10:03Well, it's been a long time.
00:10:04Yes.
00:10:05Miss Carson, this is Inspector Thomas.
00:10:07And, uh...
00:10:07Sergeant Devin.
00:10:08Mr. Lanyard, Miss Carson.
00:10:09How are you?
00:10:09Oh, how do you do?
00:10:10Come in, gentlemen.
00:10:10Well, you're just in time for a drink, Inspector.
00:10:15I'm afraid this is a business call, Lanyard.
00:10:17Oh, really?
00:10:19Well, why don't you and Pat go play jacks or something?
00:10:22Oh, no.
00:10:22No, I like policemen.
00:10:24Isn't every day you meet them socially?
00:10:27Hey, Inspector.
00:10:28They got that guy handcuffed over there, ain't they?
00:10:30Oh, that's just Jameson.
00:10:31He and my daughter play games together.
00:10:33Games?
00:10:34Very suspicious.
00:10:36Miss Patricia, please.
00:10:38Oh, no.
00:10:38Not until you promise.
00:10:40Well, Lanyard, where were you at one o'clock this afternoon?
00:10:46Oh, thank you, Inspector.
00:10:48What for?
00:10:48That's what I've been trying to find out.
00:10:50Very suspicious.
00:10:52Stigma!
00:10:55See, Jameson?
00:10:56That's how you ought to play.
00:10:58I like him.
00:11:00She's going away to school tomorrow.
00:11:02Ah, reform school.
00:11:05Val, won't you help Jameson get loose?
00:11:08He isn't very comfortable.
00:11:10Mm-mm.
00:11:10Please, Miss Val.
00:11:17Pat, give me the key, quick.
00:11:19Oh, no.
00:11:20Not until he promises to die three times tomorrow.
00:11:22All right.
00:11:23He'll die three times tomorrow, won't you, Jameson?
00:11:25I promise.
00:11:25Come on, Inspector, what's this all about?
00:11:38Well, there's been a robbery.
00:11:39Jewels?
00:11:40No, but a safe was opened this afternoon between one o'clock and two.
00:11:44Well, why come to me?
00:11:45Oh, I just thought you might be able to help us out?
00:11:48No, thanks.
00:11:49I'm afraid I'll have to take you down to headquarters, Lanyard.
00:11:56Why?
00:11:56A cigarette just like this was found in front of the safe.
00:12:01Oh, now, really, Inspector.
00:12:03I know.
00:12:03It looks like a plant.
00:12:05But aren't these cigarettes made especially for you?
00:12:08For me and Carol Lombard.
00:12:09Have you been to see her?
00:12:10No, but we'd like to.
00:12:13Now, Sergeant.
00:12:14So, you'd like to know where I was between one and two.
00:12:19Inspector, I have one of the most beautiful alibis you ever saw.
00:12:23She is...
00:12:24Come in.
00:12:29I thought you gentlemen might be thirsty.
00:12:31Yeah, not a bad idea.
00:12:33Let's hear it, Lanyard.
00:12:37I didn't mean to interrupt.
00:12:38Just don't mind...
00:12:44That'll keep her out for a while.
00:12:53How about that alibi?
00:12:55At one o'clock today, Inspector, I was having lunch
00:12:58with a young lady at the Plymouth Hotel.
00:13:12Satisfied?
00:13:13What was the young lady's name?
00:13:15Marie Tuttleton.
00:13:17Do you mean the blonde singer that's with Duke Charles Auguster?
00:13:20Yes.
00:13:20Oh, boy, she's gotten...
00:13:28Just a minute.
00:13:38Doesn't need a wife.
00:13:40Don't want Miss Carson to know about this other girl, huh?
00:13:46I'd rather go to jail, Inspector.
00:13:48Are you sure you had lunch with Marie Templeton?
00:13:51Of course.
00:13:52We're both interested in antiques.
00:13:54I've got quite a collection and all,
00:13:55and she was coming here later to inspect them.
00:13:57All right, Lanyard.
00:13:58We'll check with Miss Templeton later.
00:13:59But remember,
00:14:01if this story doesn't stand up...
00:14:02I know.
00:14:03I'll be making little ones out of big ones.
00:14:12Well, don't worry.
00:14:13It'll stand up all right.
00:14:14And now, Inspector, how about that drink?
00:14:16No, thanks.
00:14:17We have to go along.
00:14:17Why, Val, what's your hurry?
00:14:28By the way, where does your alibi live?
00:14:31The Plymouth Hotel.
00:14:33Well, drop in again, gentlemen.
00:14:34Maybe we will, after we've seen that blonde.
00:14:36Blondie, you triple-crosser.
00:14:54Now, now, be calm.
00:14:59That whole family ought to be in jail.
00:15:00Well, let's concentrate on Lanyard.
00:15:02Okay, where do we go first?
00:15:03The Plymouth Hotel?
00:15:04No, headquarters.
00:15:06Wait a minute.
00:15:07Are we going to see Marie?
00:15:08Later, maybe.
00:15:09But he's too smart to lie about her.
00:15:10First, we're going to make sure
00:15:11that nobody but Lanyard
00:15:12smokes those cigarettes.
00:15:13What for?
00:15:14Lanyard's mixed up in this business someplace,
00:15:16and I'm going to find out where and how.
00:15:17I still think we should go see Marie first.
00:15:24Funny, they should have found
00:15:25one of my cigarettes.
00:15:26Never mind about the cigarettes.
00:15:27What about that blonde?
00:15:29You invited yourself to lunch with me,
00:15:30didn't you?
00:15:31Well, yes, but...
00:15:32I didn't have a date with you, did I?
00:15:33No.
00:15:34But I did have a date
00:15:34with this other young lady.
00:15:35She has a friend
00:15:36who might buy some of my antiques.
00:15:38Why didn't you tell me so
00:15:39in the first place?
00:15:40I didn't think you'd believe me.
00:15:41I don't.
00:15:42But you can still take me to lunch.
00:15:44Oh, it's too late now.
00:15:45All right, I'll settle for dinner then.
00:15:47Make it cocktails and it's a deal.
00:15:48Sold.
00:15:48Is this a store?
00:15:50No, I rarely need a drink.
00:15:52I won't have to pay for it.
00:15:53I promise.
00:15:54All right.
00:15:56This time, no blondes.
00:16:08They're not all here.
00:16:10Three pages are missing.
00:16:11That's all there was in the safe, boss.
00:16:13You're almost honest.
00:16:14Palmer must have the missing plans
00:16:16at his laboratory.
00:16:20Yes?
00:16:21Yes.
00:16:23They didn't?
00:16:24You're sure?
00:16:27Wait there, then.
00:16:29The police didn't arrest Lanyard.
00:16:32Those dumb cops.
00:16:34No.
00:16:35No, wait a minute.
00:16:36Perhaps it's just as well.
00:16:40I wonder.
00:16:41You mean you're glad
00:16:42they didn't arrest Lanyard?
00:16:46Yes.
00:16:47The lone wolf will get
00:16:48the missing plans for us
00:16:49from the Palmer Laboratory.
00:16:52And this time,
00:16:53we'll plant enough evidence
00:16:54to send him away for life.
00:17:04Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:17:06Ah, you're welcome.
00:17:14Lovers.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:16So nice.
00:17:18That's right.
00:17:19Her name is Marie Templeson.
00:17:21And she's a very intelligent girl, too.
00:17:23She shares my interest in antiques.
00:17:26If I had a knife,
00:17:27I'd cut your throat from ear to ear.
00:17:30Monsieur?
00:17:31Two planter's punches
00:17:32and a knife.
00:17:33Now, don't stall.
00:17:34What do the police suspect you are?
00:17:36A crime.
00:17:37It's really serious, Mike.
00:17:38The crime is serious.
00:17:39But I didn't do it.
00:17:40Yes, but can you prove it?
00:17:41Certainly.
00:17:42I have a witness.
00:17:43That blonde.
00:17:44Miss Templeson.
00:17:45I had to have lunch with her.
00:17:48What do you mean you had to?
00:17:49You're a pushover for every blonde in Washington.
00:17:52You're a blonde.
00:17:53Well, that's just my hair.
00:17:54Harder, my brunette.
00:17:55Oh, I see.
00:17:56Men marry brunettes.
00:17:58I still prefer blondes.
00:17:59You do like me, don't you?
00:18:14You know I do.
00:18:15Cross your heart.
00:18:18Cross my heart.
00:18:19Well, let's get married.
00:18:20We'd be terribly happy.
00:18:22For a while, maybe.
00:18:23But it wouldn't last.
00:18:25You're young.
00:18:26But not too young.
00:18:28And I am an old man.
00:18:30In the winter, my joints creak.
00:18:32It would be like living on the rusty barn door.
00:18:37Well, we can go to Bermuda in the winter.
00:18:39Or there's Egypt.
00:18:40How about Egypt?
00:18:41What?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43Too cold.
00:18:44Too cold?
00:18:51Too cold.
00:18:52What?
00:18:53Who is she?
00:18:55Who?
00:18:55That woman you're rubbering at.
00:18:57What woman?
00:18:58Oh, that one.
00:19:02I don't know.
00:19:03Oh, no.
00:19:04I've never seen her before in my life.
00:19:06You're lying, you liar.
00:19:07On my word of honor.
00:19:09I've never seen her before.
00:19:10And I never forget a face.
00:19:15Michael, my dear, this is wonderful.
00:19:18You never forget a face.
00:19:20Uh, won't you sit down?
00:19:24Michael, darling, you're just pretending.
00:19:27Oh, surely you haven't forgotten me.
00:19:30Karen?
00:19:32Uh, this is Miss Carson.
00:19:34How do you do?
00:19:35How do you do?
00:19:37But you couldn't have forgotten me, darling.
00:19:39We had such a good time that winter in Budapest.
00:19:42Budapest?
00:19:43Do you remember the Daniel?
00:19:46Lion.
00:19:46And the police asking you about the robbery at the royal palace?
00:19:49Robbery?
00:19:51They knew it was the work of the Lone Wolf.
00:19:53But, of course, they didn't know what I knew.
00:19:56And what did you know?
00:19:57That Michael Lanyard and the Lone Wolf were one and the same person.
00:20:03Remember?
00:20:04I'm beginning to remember.
00:20:06I'd like to have a talk with you about old times.
00:20:10I'm so glad you said that.
00:20:11I was afraid you'd think me forward coming to your table like this.
00:20:14No, not at all.
00:20:16I need your advice.
00:20:18If it isn't inconvenient.
00:20:20Of course not.
00:20:21Hey.
00:20:22Business, Val.
00:20:23Business, my eye.
00:20:24Goodbye, Miss Carson.
00:20:25So long, Val.
00:20:27Hey, Mike.
00:20:29Hey.
00:20:29Check, Miss.
00:20:30You know, I'm terribly disappointed in you.
00:20:40Already?
00:20:40It was much too easy.
00:20:42What was?
00:20:42Getting you to come with me.
00:20:44That silly story about Budapest.
00:20:46Why, even a schoolboy wouldn't have believed it.
00:20:48I didn't believe it.
00:20:50But why did you come?
00:20:52Isn't there some connection between you and a very unpleasant gent I met last night?
00:20:55And if there is?
00:20:56I want to talk to him about cigarettes.
00:20:59Cigarettes?
00:20:59Yes, he's very careless about where he leaves mine.
00:21:03Indeed.
00:21:04We are going to see him?
00:21:06No.
00:21:08Then where are we going?
00:21:09To Angus Palmer's laboratory.
00:21:11What for?
00:21:12To open a safe.
00:21:14Oh, no.
00:21:14Not me.
00:21:15I don't like safes.
00:21:16Yes, you do, pal.
00:21:17Well, I expected to see you.
00:21:34You have the most unpleasant friend.
00:21:36Forget it, wise guy.
00:21:37Make it snappy.
00:21:38The regular guards almost do.
00:21:39What did he mean, the regular guards?
00:21:41The men sent to guard Mr. Palmer were persuaded to leave early.
00:21:44Forged orders?
00:21:45Yes.
00:21:46Very clever.
00:21:47There it is.
00:21:51You can't get out.
00:21:56The property is surrounded by an electric fence.
00:21:58A very ingenious man, Mr. Palmer.
00:22:00Come on.
00:22:02Quit stalling.
00:22:04The tumblers are frozen.
00:22:05So what?
00:22:06Well, they'll have to be shaken loose.
00:22:09Ah, here's some fuses.
00:22:12Some black powder.
00:22:14Very thoughtful.
00:22:16Light that burner.
00:22:17What for?
00:22:18Here, you open the safe.
00:22:20All right.
00:22:23What's Palmer taken care of?
00:22:25Hmm.
00:22:26What are you going to do?
00:22:28It's a trade secret.
00:22:30Now, everybody stand back.
00:22:31This might be dangerous.
00:22:33What?
00:22:33With that little pineapple?
00:22:35Expanding gas has peculiar properties.
00:22:37He can't get out.
00:22:50Get your men.
00:22:51Get your men.
00:23:07He can't get by the fence.
00:23:11Come on.
00:23:12Okay.
00:24:07That was dumb, buddy.
00:24:33We told you you couldn't get away.
00:24:37Keep the work, wise guy.
00:24:45What if I really can't open this?
00:24:46Oh, come on.
00:24:47Get going.
00:24:50Impulsive, isn't it?
00:24:51Open the safe.
00:25:01You think of everything, don't you?
00:25:12You think of everything, don't you?
00:25:16Cigarettes.
00:25:18Fingerprints.
00:25:19And no alibi.
00:25:21Now, if you'll close the safe, Mr. Lanyard.
00:25:27Anything else you want me to do?
00:25:29No.
00:25:30I think you'll find you've done quite enough.
00:25:33You can go home.
00:25:34All by myself?
00:25:36No escort?
00:25:38No blindfold?
00:25:39All by yourself.
00:25:39All by yourself.
00:25:42Yeah.
00:25:48Maybe you won't be so smart when the cops get them.
00:25:50Oh, Jameson.
00:26:00It's no fun shooting you if you don't die.
00:26:03No, Miss Patricia.
00:26:04I'm much too busy to die.
00:26:07Please.
00:26:08Just once.
00:26:09The way you died yesterday.
00:26:11I promise not to ask you again.
00:26:13And I won't have to die tomorrow?
00:26:15No, I promise.
00:26:16Very well.
00:26:17Just as soon as I'm through here.
00:26:29Is Mr. Lanyard...
00:26:30Oh!
00:26:31Oh!
00:26:32Who are you?
00:26:34You're Marie Templeton, aren't you?
00:26:36How did you know?
00:26:38Never mind.
00:26:39Come in.
00:26:42Tell me, did you have a nice lunch?
00:26:45Oh, yes.
00:26:46Well, isn't that nice?
00:26:50Sit down.
00:26:53What's that for?
00:26:54Shh!
00:26:55The West Side Gang.
00:26:57Oh.
00:26:59Is Mr. Lanyard here?
00:27:02You came to see his antiques, didn't you?
00:27:04Yes.
00:27:05How did you know?
00:27:06That's what he tells all the girls.
00:27:09Um, has he ever kissed you?
00:27:11Who?
00:27:13Mr. Lanyard?
00:27:14Why, she's always been a perfect gentleman.
00:27:17Gentleman?
00:27:18Ha!
00:27:18That's what you think.
00:27:20Have you ever heard of the Sioux City Slasher?
00:27:23Is he the one that...
00:27:24Shh!
00:27:25That's only one of his aliases.
00:27:28Drop that.
00:27:29Poison.
00:27:36Oh!
00:27:39It's not too late for you to escape.
00:27:41No?
00:27:41No.
00:27:42How do you know so much?
00:27:44I've been in his power for five long years.
00:27:48Why don't you escape?
00:27:50I can't.
00:27:51His gang, every one of them a killer.
00:27:53But he's the worst.
00:27:54And he's such a nice-looking man.
00:27:57Yes, that's just the trouble.
00:27:59Do you remember Mata Hari?
00:28:01The spy?
00:28:02His first victim.
00:28:03How terrible.
00:28:06Oh, but that was a long time ago.
00:28:08Yes.
00:28:09Well, then there was, um, Sonia.
00:28:12Paulette.
00:28:13She killed herself.
00:28:15Did he marry all these women?
00:28:18Miss Sina.
00:28:20Eight since I've been here.
00:28:22Eight?
00:28:23Oh, that was only in the last five years.
00:28:25Did he divorce them?
00:28:28Divorce them?
00:28:30He dismembered them.
00:28:33Oh!
00:28:35Oh!
00:28:36Oh!
00:28:37Oh!
00:28:38Oh!
00:28:39Another bedroom rug ruined.
00:28:45That'll give you a general idea.
00:28:47Well, hello, Marie.
00:28:48Where have you been?
00:28:49Robbing a safe.
00:28:49Oh!
00:28:51You feed!
00:28:55What's the matter with her?
00:28:56Never mind about her.
00:28:57What about that slinky dame?
00:28:59Oh, that was business.
00:29:01Well, don't expect me to say it's nice work if you can get it.
00:29:04Here's the check.
00:29:06I thought we had only one round.
00:29:08Well, I had to draw my sorrows.
00:29:11Good evening, Senator Carson.
00:29:12Good evening.
00:29:14Hello, Senator.
00:29:14Hello, Mike.
00:29:15Hello, Dad.
00:29:16Hello, darling.
00:29:17Hello.
00:29:20Mike, I want to talk to you alone.
00:29:23Certainly.
00:29:24Come in.
00:29:24Listen, I want to know what's going on here.
00:29:27Mike.
00:29:27Now, listen.
00:29:28I'm warning you.
00:29:29If you'll try anything else.
00:29:30Mike!
00:29:31Mike!
00:29:32Mike!
00:29:41Well, what's on your mind, Senator?
00:29:43Mike, you've put me on the spot.
00:29:50The day at noon, somebody cracked the safe of the War Department and stole part of the plans for the Palmer and the aircraft gun.
00:29:59Part of the plans?
00:30:01Yes.
00:30:02Fortunately, the key sheets are in the Palmer lavatory.
00:30:07Any idea who did it?
00:30:09The consensus of opinion seems to be that you did.
00:30:12Ah, that's what the police hinted.
00:30:14You've been here?
00:30:16Uh-huh.
00:30:17Bloodhounds and everything.
00:30:18You see?
00:30:19You see the spot you put me in?
00:30:21Oh, I get it.
00:30:23Senator's daughter in love packed with international spy.
00:30:27Mike, this is no laughing matter.
00:30:29The police are all but convinced that you're their man.
00:30:35Wait till they hear about Palmer's safe.
00:30:38What about Palmer's safe?
00:30:40I just robbed it.
00:30:41Oh, not willingly, you understand.
00:30:45It's all part of a sinister plot.
00:30:47You know, mysterious woman, armed men, a ride in the country.
00:30:51All very exciting.
00:30:53But, Mike!
00:31:07Hi, Belle!
00:31:08Let me in, will you?
00:31:10Okay, I'll be right down.
00:31:11This mysterious gent, whoever he is, is trying to make me the goat.
00:31:17But won't they be coming here for the rest of the plans?
00:31:19Undoubtedly, but they won't find them.
00:31:21Why not?
00:31:22Because I'm going to give them to you.
00:31:24Me?
00:31:25Oh, no, you're not.
00:31:26But I only want you to keep them for me overnight.
00:31:28Why, what good will that do?
00:31:29My only chance of getting anybody to believe this fantastic story is to return the complete plans to the War Department.
00:31:36But you haven't got the complete plans.
00:31:38I'm going to get the rest of those plans tonight.
00:31:43How?
00:31:43Cherchez Lefebvre.
00:31:45Her name is Karen.
00:31:47What a dirty trick.
00:31:56Well, what do you expect to find in a gentleman's bath?
00:31:58Well, the last time he took a shower, he wore his clothes.
00:32:00I wish he'd be more consistent.
00:32:02Senator.
00:32:04Yes?
00:32:05You know that envelope we were talking about, you'll find in my inside coat pocket.
00:32:10Oh, yes.
00:32:12Well, I must be getting along.
00:32:15You're coming with me to the Gregory party?
00:32:18Mike, are we going to Gregory's party?
00:32:20Gregory?
00:32:21Who is he?
00:32:22He's a Balkan oil millionaire.
00:32:24Quite the pair of the Washington society at the moment.
00:32:26He's giving a surrealist party.
00:32:29No costume parties for me.
00:32:30I have work to do.
00:32:33Oh, he's getting to be such a stuffy old man.
00:32:35Oh, yes.
00:32:35Very important work to do.
00:32:38Important to all of us.
00:32:40Well, good luck.
00:32:42Good night.
00:32:43What are you and Dad cooking up?
00:32:45Nothing that wouldn't interest you.
00:32:47Well, this afternoon interests me, though.
00:32:49What happened after you left me?
00:32:51Not what you think.
00:32:52I don't believe it.
00:32:53It's the truth.
00:32:54I don't like the girl.
00:32:55Really?
00:32:56But I've got to find her again.
00:32:57I knew it.
00:32:58Why?
00:32:59Because she's got something that the police think I stole.
00:33:01Oh, you can think of a better story than that.
00:33:03Do you know why it sounds bad?
00:33:05Because it's the truth.
00:33:07Well, I guess you're right.
00:33:08You're too bright to think of such a dumb story.
00:33:10You flatter me.
00:33:12Well, how are you going to find her?
00:33:13See this?
00:33:14Uh-huh.
00:33:15I pinched it from her this afternoon.
00:33:17I'm going to find out where she bought it.
00:33:19Clever, aren't they?
00:33:21You can buy these in a hundred stores in Washington.
00:33:23Well, not so clever.
00:33:24Well, my only chance at the plaza, maybe someone there knows who she is.
00:33:27Well, get out.
00:33:28I've got the dress.
00:33:29We got her, Mr. Gregory.
00:33:33Oh, splendid, Cenk.
00:33:34Splendid.
00:33:35Look here.
00:33:36What's the meaning of this?
00:33:37You have my plans?
00:33:38What do you want with me?
00:33:39Your silence, Mr. Palmer.
00:33:41If you were free, it would be a simple matter for you to duplicate the plans.
00:33:45But you can't hold me here indefinitely.
00:33:47Quite right, Mr. Palmer.
00:33:48I can't.
00:33:49You were about to embark on a journey.
00:33:52A long journey.
00:33:54Where are the plans?
00:33:55Here.
00:33:56You had no trouble, I trust.
00:33:57Nothing to speak of.
00:33:58Then you tried to get away once.
00:34:00Such a pity he should go to jail.
00:34:11Jenks, you fool.
00:34:14Lanyard's tricked you.
00:34:16These are not the Palmer plans.
00:34:18Do you know where Lanyard lives?
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:22By the way, have you any idea what will happen to you if you come back without them, Mr. Jenks?
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:34There's been a slight change in our plans, Mr. Palmer.
00:34:37Your journey will be postponed for a time.
00:34:41Take him downstairs, gentlemen.
00:34:44Two martinis.
00:34:45Very dry.
00:34:46And a fence to keep blondes away.
00:34:49Oh, just a minute, homie.
00:34:52Do you know the lady who came to our table this afternoon?
00:34:55She wriggled, you know?
00:34:58Ah, yes.
00:35:00The lady who sat down with you?
00:35:01Yes.
00:35:01With the gold dress and the brown fur coat?
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:04Very beautiful?
00:35:05Yes, that's the one.
00:35:05She wore a veil?
00:35:06Yes.
00:35:07Who is she?
00:35:08I don't know.
00:35:11Does she come here very often?
00:35:14Maybe two, three times.
00:35:16Always with the so wealthy Mr. Gregory.
00:35:18Thank you, sir.
00:35:30Gregory, I am.
00:35:31What about our drinks?
00:35:36I'm sorry, I haven't got time.
00:35:37I've got a very busy evening ahead of me.
00:35:38Well, what are you going to do, Mike?
00:35:39I'm not quite sure yet.
00:35:42Here we go.
00:35:42Well, where to?
00:35:44Home.
00:35:45Home, nothing.
00:35:46You're going to Gregory's party.
00:35:47This time, I'm sticking like a leech.
00:35:49I can't go to Gregory's party.
00:35:51I haven't an invitation.
00:35:52Just the same.
00:35:53I'm sticking.
00:35:53Where to?
00:35:58The White House.
00:36:07I'm sorry.
00:36:08He didn't give me any information.
00:36:11No, but he said he wouldn't be back till very late.
00:36:15Very good, sir.
00:36:16Oh, really, Miss Patricia, you are...
00:36:18Oh, really, Miss Patricia.
00:36:48What is this?
00:36:56Don't let it bother you, mister.
00:36:58I've been standing here for an hour
00:36:59and I've seen things I ain't seen since my last hangover.
00:37:02I'd completely forgotten.
00:37:04It's a surrealist party.
00:37:06Surrealist, eh?
00:37:07Well, I can think of a lot of better names than that.
00:37:18I'll wait for you, mister.
00:37:33Oh, hello.
00:37:37Hello.
00:37:37Pardon me.
00:37:38Can you read?
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40Well, look.
00:37:40Does this say 666 Pittsburgh Road?
00:37:44Yes.
00:37:45Well, let's...
00:37:46Oh, what are you?
00:37:48I'm the farthest primeval.
00:37:49What are you?
00:37:50What?
00:37:51Midnight.
00:37:53Here we go.
00:37:54What's the matter?
00:37:58Did you drop something, eh?
00:38:01What's that?
00:38:08Mike's, eh?
00:38:09Oh, just a moment, pal.
00:38:11How did you get my hat?
00:38:13Good invitation, gentlemen.
00:38:19Roger Beecham.
00:38:23Mr. Charles Fenton.
00:38:26Hey, wait a minute.
00:38:28Are you Charlie Fenton?
00:38:29Yes.
00:38:31Are you sure?
00:38:32Yes.
00:38:33Oh, now, that's a peculiar thing.
00:38:36Charlie Fenton of the October Club?
00:38:38Yes.
00:38:40Are you positive?
00:38:42Yes.
00:38:42Oh, that's a very, very peculiar thing.
00:38:46I thought I was Charlie Fenton of the October Club.
00:38:49Maybe there are two Charlie Fentons of the October Club.
00:38:52Oh, now, that's impossible.
00:38:53I ought to know.
00:38:54I live there myself.
00:38:56Oh.
00:38:56Well, now, wait a minute here.
00:38:59Let's straighten me out.
00:39:01You're Charlie Fenton.
00:39:04I'm not Charlie Fenton.
00:39:06Who am I?
00:39:08I don't know.
00:39:08Well, I've got to be somebody.
00:39:11Or have I?
00:39:12Why don't you ask the policeman?
00:39:15Oh, there's a grand guy there.
00:39:17He ought to know.
00:39:18He's always taking me home.
00:39:23Hey, Oscar.
00:39:24The upstairs is closed, sir.
00:39:37The party's in there.
00:39:38Oh, thank God.
00:39:39Oh, don't let that worry you.
00:39:58Everything's screwy around here tonight.
00:40:00Here's the scotch on the level.
00:40:02The McCoy.
00:40:04You know, this is the first time in my career I ever felt like drinking on the jar.
00:40:12Soda?
00:40:13Yes, please.
00:40:14There you are, sir.
00:40:19Look out.
00:40:23Huh?
00:40:23Huh?
00:40:23I'll be back.
00:40:43What?
00:40:43I, um, I believe you dropped this.
00:41:03Oh, it's you.
00:41:05You shouldn't be surprised to see me.
00:41:07No.
00:41:08Not after this afternoon.
00:41:09I see.
00:41:11I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years.
00:41:13Then you did like me, didn't you?
00:41:16Very much.
00:41:17Better than that girl?
00:41:19Belle Carson?
00:41:20I like you in a different way.
00:41:22She's silly, isn't she?
00:41:24Yes.
00:41:25How silly?
00:41:26Very silly.
00:41:27Now who's silly?
00:41:40What do you mean?
00:41:42Well, I knew who it was all the time.
00:41:48You did not.
00:41:49You're getting to be a terrific liar.
00:41:51I thought you said you didn't like her.
00:41:52Well, I don't.
00:41:53Oh, no.
00:41:55You're very nice.
00:41:56I like you in a different way.
00:42:00I only said that to disarm her.
00:42:01You said I was silly.
00:42:04Well, you are.
00:42:05Well, I guess I am.
00:42:06I'm beginning to believe you again.
00:42:09You sure you don't like her?
00:42:11Cross my heart.
00:42:12I only wanted her to take me upstairs.
00:42:14What?
00:42:15Gregory has got her safe up there somewhere.
00:42:18Well, why don't you walk?
00:42:19There's a garden on the stair.
00:42:21You can help me.
00:42:21What do you want me to do?
00:42:22Go out on the dance floor and scream.
00:42:24Scream?
00:42:25That's right.
00:42:25Scream as loud as you can.
00:42:27Come on.
00:42:49What's the trouble?
00:42:51Trouble?
00:42:52You screamed.
00:42:53Oh, that.
00:42:53That was nothing.
00:42:54That was nothing.
00:42:54That was nothing.
00:43:23It's a burglar alarm.
00:43:26It's a burglar alarm.
00:43:26That was nothing.
00:43:27That was a burglar alarm.
00:43:29Goodbye, sir.
00:43:30You remember me?
00:43:31We got him.
00:43:31That was a отдельly.
00:43:31Oh, yeah.
00:43:32Yeah.
00:43:34Mr.
00:43:34знает.
00:43:36Jurn wurde.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:43:37I'm not leaving you open.
00:43:37It's a burglar alarm.
00:43:42I'm not leaving you open up.
00:43:43I don't want to leave you open up.
00:43:45It's a burglar alarm.
00:43:45I came up.
00:43:46It's a burglar alarm.
00:43:47I'm losing you.
00:43:48It's a gang-like alarm.
00:43:48I love you open up.
00:43:49Oh, that means I won't let Michelle rooftoshify.
00:43:50I'll never let you open up here.
00:43:51Go out.
00:43:51I'll never let you open up everything.
00:43:52I don't know.
00:43:53I'm not even adjective.
00:43:53It's probably a short circuit.
00:44:06I'm not so sure of that.
00:44:23What's the matter?
00:44:27Something's gone wrong with the burglar alarm.
00:44:29Gregory says to stick around.
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:53Rather an interesting painting, don't you think, Mr. Lanyard?
00:45:13Well, my old friend Gromar.
00:45:16I hope I didn't interrupt your investigation of my study.
00:45:19Well, as a matter of fact, you did.
00:45:20But, uh, another time, perhaps.
00:45:34Yes?
00:45:35I got him, boss.
00:45:36Right here in my pocket.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:39Lanyard gave him to Senator Carson for safekeeping.
00:45:42Splendid, James.
00:45:43Come back here right away.
00:45:45Gregory, I'm becoming seriously annoyed with your friends.
00:45:47You won't be annoyed long.
00:45:49I'm afraid that's right, Mr. Lanyard.
00:45:51You're going to the country for air.
00:45:53We're going to let the air in with a little lead.
00:45:57You're making a mistake.
00:45:59Why?
00:46:00Because I have half the plan.
00:46:02If you kill me, you'll never get them.
00:46:04That's a problem you needn't worry about, Mr. Lanyard.
00:46:08Take him down the back way, boys.
00:46:09Hiya, Midnight.
00:46:20Hello.
00:46:21Hi.
00:46:22That's the man.
00:46:23This man claims you're an imposter.
00:46:25Yes.
00:46:26He wants to ask you a question.
00:46:27Why not?
00:46:28Go ahead.
00:46:28All right, I will.
00:46:29And there will only be one question.
00:46:31Nobody but Charlie Fenton will know the answer.
00:46:35Are you ready?
00:46:36Yes.
00:46:37Well, I forgot.
00:46:40Oh.
00:46:41No, no, no.
00:46:42Here it is.
00:46:43Look.
00:46:45Is your wife's name Pearl?
00:46:48Yes.
00:46:50Oh, I give up.
00:46:52Sorry to have bothered you.
00:46:53No bother at all.
00:46:55Oh.
00:46:56We better put him in a cab.
00:46:58Okay, Mr. Fenton.
00:46:59Now I know I've got to go on the wagon.
00:47:05Oh.
00:47:10Hello?
00:47:12Good night, boys.
00:47:17Who are you, miss?
00:47:18I'm Val Carson.
00:47:20Do you know anybody here?
00:47:21Well, I don't see anyone.
00:47:24Oh, yes.
00:47:24There's the man I came with.
00:47:26He'll identify me.
00:47:27Yoo-hoo, Mike.
00:47:29Yoo-hoo.
00:47:31Oh, hello.
00:47:36Mike.
00:47:37Do you know this woman?
00:47:39Never saw her before in my life.
00:47:41What?
00:47:43That's all right, lady.
00:47:44Nobody knows me either.
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:49Oh.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:58Who did this?
00:48:04A very evil-looking person, sir.
00:48:08He seemed to be looking for something.
00:48:11He didn't find it.
00:48:12No, sir.
00:48:13And he seemed quite upset, too.
00:48:17And he wanted to know who'd been here this evening.
00:48:19Did you tell him?
00:48:21Yes, sir.
00:48:22But Miss Val and her father were your only visitor.
00:48:31Senator Carson, this is, uh...
00:48:33What?
00:48:35They did?
00:48:36I'll be right over.
00:48:39Well, they got him again.
00:48:41What, sir?
00:48:42My half of the plans.
00:48:44I don't understand, sir.
00:48:46I'm playing a game with some people, Jameson.
00:48:48It's called Button, Button, Who's Got the Button?
00:48:50Seems rather a rough sort of a game, sir.
00:48:52Yes, it's getting that way.
00:48:54So you won't talk, huh?
00:48:55What?
00:48:56Okay, smart guy.
00:48:57Come on.
00:48:57This is the end of the line.
00:48:58I'm gonna rub you on.
00:49:00Try it.
00:49:01Jerry, knock him off.
00:49:02Look out behind you.
00:49:04Ooh.
00:49:05Next week, the Red Weasel ride.
00:49:07I'm sorry, Mike.
00:49:09But I was listening to the Red Weasel's mob.
00:49:11I'll forgive you this time, young lady.
00:49:13Go get your clothes on.
00:49:14We're going places.
00:49:15Huh?
00:49:16Oh, boy!
00:49:17We're getting out of here before we have some very annoying visitors.
00:49:22The police, sir?
00:49:23Police?
00:49:23They called, sir.
00:49:24When?
00:49:25Just after you left.
00:49:26What'd they want?
00:49:27You, sir.
00:49:33By the way, what happened to Miss Carson?
00:49:35I left her at a party.
00:49:37Rather abruptly, I'm afraid.
00:49:38What again, sir?
00:49:40I had to, Jameson.
00:49:41I was anticipating some trouble, and I didn't want her involved.
00:49:44You know, she means, well, a great deal to me.
00:49:50Precious is the word, sir.
00:49:52I'm afraid so, Jameson.
00:49:54Sometimes I wish I weren't old enough to be her father.
00:49:57Yes, sir.
00:49:58Oh, see if you can hurry pat along a little.
00:50:00Oh, wait a minute.
00:50:03Pour me a whiskey and soda.
00:50:05Yes, sir.
00:50:05Pick it up.
00:50:22No, grab it.
00:50:26Now hold it to my mouth so I can drink it.
00:50:30You feeling all right, sir?
00:50:32Quite all right.
00:50:33You can put it down now.
00:50:36Uh, leave plenty of fingerprints.
00:50:41Now answer the bell.
00:50:43But it hasn't rung, sir.
00:50:52I want to see it.
00:50:53What is all this?
00:51:06Just a routine robbery, Inspector.
00:51:08Nothing important.
00:51:08Oh, yeah?
00:51:09I'm arresting you for robbery, Lanyard.
00:51:11What have I done this time?
00:51:12Burgled the treasury?
00:51:13No, you cracked Angus Palmer's safe.
00:51:16The inventor?
00:51:17Oh, who do you think you're kidding?
00:51:18We found fingerprints.
00:51:20And you think they're mine?
00:51:21They gotta be.
00:51:22We found another one of your cigarettes beside the safe.
00:51:26You're losing your grip, Inspector.
00:51:27You know I didn't do that job at the war office.
00:51:30How do we know that?
00:51:31Well, didn't you talk to Marie Templeton?
00:51:33Yeah, we talked to her.
00:51:34Well?
00:51:35She never even heard of you.
00:51:37This is one of the happiest moments of my life, Lanyard.
00:51:40Just one moment, Inspector.
00:51:42Miss Carson.
00:51:43Mr. Lanyard couldn't have been to the war office.
00:51:45Why not?
00:51:46Shall I tell them, Michael, dear?
00:51:48Sure.
00:51:49Go on.
00:51:49They don't do any good, Miss Carson.
00:51:51After all, he's the man out of it.
00:51:52He is, Inspector.
00:51:53Mrs. Lanyard.
00:51:54Mrs. Lanyard?
00:51:56Mrs. Lanyard.
00:51:57Mrs. Lanyard.
00:51:59Yes.
00:51:59We were married at one o'clock this afternoon.
00:52:01Just when your safe was robbed, Inspector.
00:52:03I think this is the worst case I ever worked on.
00:52:06Aren't you going to congratulate us?
00:52:08Oh, yeah.
00:52:09Sure.
00:52:09Congratulations, Mrs. Lanyard.
00:52:10Oh, thank you.
00:52:10Well, you don't seem very happy about this.
00:52:15Oh, I'm happy.
00:52:16Well, you should be.
00:52:17All you have to do now is explain away your fingerprints on Palmer's safe.
00:52:21But you don't know they're my fingerprints.
00:52:23Well, we'll soon find out.
00:52:24You can't take my prints until you book me.
00:52:27I know my rights.
00:52:27All right.
00:52:28Then we'll take you down and book you.
00:52:29On my wedding night?
00:52:31Oh.
00:52:32Oh, you wouldn't do that, Inspector.
00:52:33Uh, Jameson, bring me a fresh drink.
00:52:40Don't touch that glass.
00:52:42Dust it, Devin.
00:52:44We'll soon see who looks silly.
00:52:47Well, you certainly wrote your name all over Palmer's safe.
00:52:51How is it, Devin?
00:52:53They check, don't they?
00:52:54Just a minute.
00:53:02Check.
00:53:02Boy, they ain't even the same type.
00:53:04What?
00:53:06Let's take them down anyhow, huh?
00:53:08I'd look fine booking a man for a crime because his fingerprints didn't match.
00:53:11This is the worst case I ever worked on.
00:53:14Well, it looks like you're off the hook again, Lanyard.
00:53:16But you're mixed up in this case someplace.
00:53:18And I'm going to get you for it.
00:53:19You bet he will.
00:53:20I'm going to check the license bureau.
00:53:22And if you weren't married...
00:53:23Inspector!
00:53:25Ah.
00:53:25Oh.
00:53:26Good night, Inspector.
00:53:28Good night, Sergeant.
00:53:29What's good about it?
00:53:30In my 15 years as a policeman.
00:53:35Are you really a policeman?
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:39Oh, honest?
00:53:40Yeah, honest.
00:53:41Well, that was quick thinking.
00:53:56Wasn't it, darling?
00:53:57I'm sorry I left you at the party.
00:53:59Oh, that was all right.
00:54:00You're not angry?
00:54:01No, I understand.
00:54:02You're afraid if I went with you, I might get hurt.
00:54:04That's right.
00:54:06Mike, dear.
00:54:07What?
00:54:07I didn't know I was so precious to you.
00:54:09You so-and-so?
00:54:11You overheard me talking to Jameson, didn't you?
00:54:13You know, you're not really old enough to be my father.
00:54:16Eavesdropping.
00:54:17That's another vice you've picked up.
00:54:19That and necking.
00:54:21Mike.
00:54:22What?
00:54:23This is getting serious.
00:54:24It certainly is.
00:54:26Here, I am practically married.
00:54:28No, you dope.
00:54:29I mean the danger.
00:54:30You're in trouble.
00:54:31You don't know the half of it.
00:54:32Which reminds me, we've got to get out of here.
00:54:34Why?
00:54:35I am expecting some very unpleasant visitors.
00:54:37What's it all about, Mike?
00:54:38I'll tell you later.
00:54:39I'm taking you and Pat to your house where you'll be safe.
00:54:41But I don't want to be safe.
00:54:42I'd rather be with you.
00:54:43Come on, get Pat.
00:54:49Mr. Lennon.
00:54:52Look.
00:54:56We'll have to run for it.
00:54:57Come on.
00:54:57Come on.
00:55:05Everybody duck.
00:55:35There's a police car.
00:55:45That's what I've been looking for.
00:55:47Shall we chase him, Sarge?
00:55:49Drink your coffee.
00:55:49It's a chamber again, Sarge.
00:56:06Quiet.
00:56:07If you don't look out, you'll make me sore.
00:56:11The cop must be asleep in there.
00:56:14Here.
00:56:14Next time around, pitch this through the window.
00:56:16That ought to wake him up.
00:56:16Oh, boy.
00:56:17Boy, I'm getting dizzy.
00:56:28Here we go.
00:56:33You sure got a bullseye.
00:56:35Was that that guy again?
00:56:36It's that same guy again, Sarge.
00:56:38Quiet.
00:56:38Come on.
00:56:41Lucky for them to get away.
00:56:43Quiet.
00:56:43What do you think we ought to do now, Sarge?
00:57:00Quiet.
00:57:02That worked out better than I expected.
00:57:08That was fun, wasn't it?
00:57:09Lots of fun.
00:57:10Mike, could we do it again?
00:57:11You're going to bed.
00:57:13Oh, Mike.
00:57:16What delayed you?
00:57:17Well, Dad, what happened?
00:57:18Who did that?
00:57:18Oh, this?
00:57:19Same fellow stole the plans.
00:57:21Fixed that fellow with a gray hat?
00:57:23Sounds like him.
00:57:24Looked like a Republican.
00:57:25I know him.
00:57:26That's one more he's got coming to him.
00:57:28We've been playing cops and robbers.
00:57:29More fun.
00:57:31Bedtime for you.
00:57:31David, take Miss Patricia upstairs.
00:57:34Yes, sir.
00:57:35The red weasel was after us.
00:57:37Bridget Monkey.
00:57:39Sorry, Senator.
00:57:40I didn't mean to get you into this mess.
00:57:42Oh, forget it.
00:57:43Why, I haven't had such fun since the darned administration.
00:57:46Attaboy the partner.
00:57:47Well, what happened?
00:57:49More trouble?
00:57:50Well, you could call it that.
00:57:52Mike cracked a safe.
00:57:53Jameson got cracked over the head.
00:57:55I told the police Mike and I were married.
00:57:57Married?
00:57:58Are you?
00:57:58Well, not yet.
00:58:00Oh, and we just wrecked a police car.
00:58:02Well, you certainly won't prove a dull son-in-law.
00:58:13Pat.
00:58:14Hello.
00:58:15Come out of there.
00:58:17I thought I told you to go to bed.
00:58:22Well, where do we go from here?
00:58:24You don't go anywhere, but I'm going to get the rest of those plans.
00:58:27I'm coming, too.
00:58:27Well, you're not.
00:58:29You look very tired.
00:58:31You're going to rest.
00:58:33I'm coming, Michael.
00:58:35Mike!
00:58:37Those men are here again.
00:58:39What?
00:58:48Now, off to bed with you.
00:58:50Aw, heck.
00:58:51I miss all the fun.
00:58:52Run along.
00:58:53Let them in, Jameson.
00:58:56It's Karen.
00:59:00And the man who hit you.
00:59:02I'm going, too.
00:59:04Mike.
00:59:06Let me handle that slinky dame, will you?
00:59:09Oh, no.
00:59:10Well, if she tries any more of her little games, I'll cut both your throats.
00:59:14Yes, sir.
00:59:16Step right in, sir.
00:59:20I'll tell Mr. Lanyard you're here, sir.
00:59:23You!
00:59:25None of that.
00:59:26Jameson, why don't you do that?
00:59:28An eye for an eye, sir.
00:59:31Very satisfactory, sir.
00:59:33Those persons are here, sir.
00:59:41Show them in.
00:59:43Good evening.
00:59:45Good evening.
00:59:46I'll speak to Mr. Lanyard alone.
00:59:48Well, I hope you know what you're doing.
00:59:54I said alone.
00:59:55Yes, I heard you.
00:59:56All right, I'll go.
01:00:08Won't you sit down?
01:00:10Cigarette?
01:00:18Oh, no.
01:00:19Not one of those, thank you.
01:00:22Mr. Lanyard, this game of hide-and-seek we've been playing has been very amusing.
01:00:27But it must stop.
01:00:28I'm sorry about that.
01:00:30I was just beginning to enjoy it.
01:00:32Conditions have changed.
01:00:33Indeed.
01:00:35We must deliver the Palmer plans by daybreak or we lose our sale.
01:00:38What has that to do with me?
01:00:40We want to make a deal with you.
01:00:42I know.
01:00:43But this time it isn't a trick.
01:00:45We join forces and divide the proceeds evenly.
01:00:48I'm afraid I couldn't.
01:00:50Why not?
01:00:51To begin with, I couldn't put my hands on my part of the plans so quickly.
01:00:56Furthermore, I don't like your friend Gregory.
01:01:10Bye-bye.
01:01:12Bye-bye.
01:01:18Bye-bye.
01:01:21Bye-bye.
01:01:32You know, I'm going to be disappointed, too.
01:01:47Are you sure you won't reconsider?
01:01:50Well, I'm pretty sure.
01:01:53Going so soon.
01:01:58You.
01:01:59You, Casanova.
01:02:05Pardon me.
01:02:06Yeah?
01:02:11Quite right, Jameson.
01:02:14Very satisfactory.
01:02:16Very satisfactory.
01:02:29Fortunately, I got here just in time.
01:02:31Mr. Lanyard.
01:02:32Mr. Lanyard, Miss Patricia, she's gone.
01:02:35What?
01:02:35Look.
01:02:46Mike.
01:02:48Give me 15 minutes, then call Inspector Thomas.
01:02:51Tell him to look for Pat and me at Gregory's.
01:02:53Wait a minute.
01:03:15Who are you?
01:03:28I'm G7.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:31A detective.
01:03:32Hello.
01:03:34Hello.
01:03:34Let's go inside.
01:03:38Well, I checked the marriage license, Bureau.
01:03:40Nobody by the name of Lanyard's been down there this year.
01:03:42Are you sure?
01:03:43Sure, I'm sure.
01:03:43Here's the guy that runs the joint.
01:03:45He'll swear to it.
01:03:46Is that true?
01:03:47Yes, indeed.
01:03:47Yes, sir.
01:03:48Yes, indeedy.
01:03:49Good.
01:03:50Send out a general alarm for Michael Lanyard.
01:03:53Age 35.
01:03:54Black hair and mustache, wearing dinner clothes, last seen with blonde companion, driving yellow
01:04:02sports car.
01:04:03Arrest on sight.
01:04:15Here he comes.
01:04:24Hello, wise guy.
01:04:28Inspector, you must come with me.
01:04:29It's...
01:04:30Every policeman in Washington is looking for Lanyard.
01:04:32It doesn't make sense that you can take me right to him.
01:04:33But I can.
01:04:34He's at Gregory's house at 17th and Madison.
01:04:36Gregory's the man you want.
01:04:37Michael told me to tell you.
01:04:38Oh, there's your answer.
01:04:40He told you to tell me.
01:04:41Well, I'm not going any place that Lanyard says he is because he'll be someplace else.
01:04:45I know.
01:04:45Madam, you can't fool the inspector.
01:04:48All right, I'll go.
01:04:49Someone's got to help him.
01:04:50That dame's dizzy.
01:05:14Yes.
01:05:15This completes the plans.
01:05:17I suppose you know what's going to happen to you.
01:05:21I can guess.
01:05:22If there's anything you like, shall we say, your last request?
01:05:30I came here to find my little girl.
01:05:33Very reasonable.
01:05:35Jenks, bring in Mr. Lanyard's daughter.
01:05:47Hello, Blondie.
01:06:03Hello.
01:06:04You might as well come along quietly.
01:06:07You'll be happy to know we have another guest.
01:06:18Yes.
01:06:19Miss Carson has decided to join us.
01:06:21Leave her out of this, Gregory.
01:06:22She has nothing to do with it.
01:06:23She'll be all right.
01:06:24In any event, you don't have to worry about her.
01:06:28This just came in, Inspector.
01:06:31Hey, Devin.
01:06:32He just picked up Lanyard's car at 17th and Madison.
01:06:34He won't be in it.
01:06:36You sap.
01:06:36That's where the Carson girls said he'd be.
01:06:38Come on.
01:06:44I'm sorry, Mike.
01:06:45I guess I'm not such a good detective.
01:06:48Come here, Pat.
01:06:52Pat, I, um...
01:06:54I want to talk to you.
01:06:56I've got to go away on a long trip, Pat.
01:07:11Be good.
01:07:12In the top left-hand drawer of that desk is a package of papers.
01:07:22I'll start a rumpus.
01:07:24You grab them and run.
01:07:29Now be a good girl, Pat.
01:07:31And remember what I told you.
01:07:33I will, Daddy dear.
01:07:35Don't worry about me.
01:07:37I'll be all right.
01:07:38Gregory, you'll see that Pat gets home, all right?
01:07:54Come on.
01:07:55Come on.
01:08:25That one is on me.
01:08:55Mike!
01:08:57Val.
01:08:58Val.
01:08:59Mike!
01:09:00Mike!
01:09:01I'm in here!
01:09:02Val!
01:09:03Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.
01:09:05This is Mr. Palmer.
01:09:06He's a...
01:09:07Oh, never mind that.
01:09:08Come on.
01:09:09Let's get out of here.
01:09:10Don't worry, my dear.
01:09:15It's best for us to get away from here as soon as possible.
01:09:17What about lanyards?
01:09:18The plans are more important than that just now.
01:09:24Here.
01:09:25Now, give me a crack of that.
01:09:30Looks like we're in for it.
01:09:31Sounds like the Marines.
01:09:32Let's go!
01:09:33Well, well, if it isn't my old friend Lanyard.
01:09:34Inspector, you're just in time.
01:09:35I'll say we are.
01:09:36If you get out of this one, Lanyard, I'll eat my hat.
01:09:40Shall I get you your hat, Inspector?
01:09:43Get me two hats.
01:09:44You won't need me anymore tonight, will you, Inspector?
01:09:45Who are you?
01:09:46He's the guy from the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back.
01:09:51Just in time.
01:09:52I'll say we are.
01:09:54If you get out of this one, Lanyard, I'll eat my hat.
01:10:02Shall I get you your hat, Inspector?
01:10:04Get me two hats.
01:10:06You won't need me anymore tonight, will you, Inspector?
01:10:08Who are you?
01:10:09He's the guy from the Marriage License Bureau.
01:10:11I never did need you.
01:10:13Excuse me.
01:10:14Do you issue marriage licenses?
01:10:16Yes, indeed.
01:10:17Yes, sir.
01:10:17Yes, indeedy.
01:10:18Just the man we're looking for.
01:10:20We can use you.
01:10:21Copy, darling.
01:10:22Inspector, lock me up.
01:10:24Lock me up and without bail.
01:10:25What for?
01:10:26I don't know, but I'll think of something to confess to before morning.
01:10:29Take him away, Devon.
01:10:30Okay.
01:10:34Bell, don't worry.
01:10:38I got the keys.
01:10:39I got the keys.
01:10:40I got the keys.
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