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00:01You're in big trouble, son.
00:03Can you just trust me for a second? Harper, honey.
00:05It's Harper, honey.
00:06You tutor me in chemistry, so I get at least a beat.
00:09You get me a date with Jack to the prom.
00:11A fake date would make Jack jealous.
00:13But remember, Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
00:19Um, a little privacy, please.
00:22Can I actually be fond for Harper?
00:24Do I like him?
00:26If you seriously think anyone here, including Brady Wilder, likes you...
00:31So is this just all a bet to you?
00:33A fucking bet!
00:35I've officially fond for Harper, honey.
00:37And I'm too late.
00:39I'm doing this for him.
00:41Because I love him.
00:43What the hell are you waiting for?
00:45We'll meet your girl alone.
00:56I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
01:11To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
01:16But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
01:19I mean...
01:22Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
01:29No...
01:30No, no, no, no, no, no! This was out on the yearbook!
01:36That's it!
01:39Buckhead!
01:40Shut!
01:41Up!
01:49There.
01:50I want you!
01:51I don't let his show up to join him!
01:57Brady Wilder?
01:58What is my nemesis doing here?
02:05Sorry to barge in, but...
02:06I've got to dare to win.
02:07Damn, Brady!
02:08You've already got her pants off?
02:09Man, you were fast!
02:11What are you talking about?!
02:14What are you doing, Puckhead?!
02:16Can you just trust me for a second, Harper, honey?
02:18It's Harper-Honey.
02:19It's Harper-Honey.
02:20Hey, Brady, where are you going?
02:23The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
02:27This will be better.
02:31I promise.
02:33You better start explaining.
02:38Oh, I thought you knew everything.
02:41What about science?
02:42What about you and your degenerate friends?
02:44Now talk.
02:45Didn't you just yell me to shut up?
02:46I think the whole dorm heard that.
02:48If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help.
02:51In three, two...
02:57Okay, fine.
02:59I need a favor.
03:01I need your underwear.
03:07Ow!
03:08Did you just bite me?
03:09Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
03:11Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
03:14Listen, we were playing truth or dare.
03:17And when you interrupted, they dared me to make out with you.
03:20In front of everybody.
03:22But we don't actually have to do that.
03:24If you just give me your underwear, people will think we did.
03:27So, you're welcome.
03:29Ha!
03:30In your dreams, puck head.
03:36I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special.
03:39Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
03:44But, I mean, you're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
03:48Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
03:53It's your choice.
03:55I'll have my fun either way.
04:01In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, Harper Honey, keeps her most secret possessions in her droid.
04:08Don't go through my stuff!
04:09What will we find?
04:18Ugh!
04:19Fine, puck head.
04:20Just stop.
04:21I'll do it.
04:22But you owe me.
04:25You wish!
04:40Yeah.
04:41Let's do it.
04:43What do I owe you?
04:46A kiss?
04:48Would it be your first?
04:49Hilarious.
04:51But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
04:54And just leave me alone.
04:56For good.
04:59Deal.
05:03Oh!
05:04One last thing.
05:09God!
05:14Why are you staring at your nemesis Harper?
05:16Look away!
05:20Oh!
05:21You like the view?
05:23I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
05:27So long, honey.
05:30It's honey!
05:34Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
05:40It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
05:46And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
05:51That is, except for the one student that got an A.
05:56Parker Honey.
05:58Hey, nerd!
05:59Hey!
06:00I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.
06:30I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.
07:00Let us accept for the one student that got an A, our good life.
07:09Don't worry, I've got a plan.
07:12This team counsel you, sir.
07:18Huckhead, what are you doing?
07:20I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
07:22This is my hostage until you hear me out.
07:27I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
07:35Brady, I need my camera back.
07:36These pictures are for the yearbook.
07:38Look, don't worry, I've got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
07:42You like my smile?
07:44As much as I like you talking to me.
07:46I know, I know, we've never really gotten along.
07:48But I was thinking, let's call it a truce, you know?
07:51Let's end the year as friends.
07:52Absolutely not.
07:56Honey, please.
07:57It's honey.
07:59Honey's too too, sweetie.
08:01I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
08:05Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
08:08As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
08:13Harper?
08:14Is this the first time anyone has ever told you, no?
08:16Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady.
08:19And I'm the only senior on scholarship.
08:21If my grades slip, so does my new life, financial aid.
08:26I'm sorry, I didn't know.
08:31You're my only hope.
08:33Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
08:36Puck bunnies?
08:37Right.
08:38Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
08:44You're the only one who got an A.
08:50Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
08:54What is the periodic symbol for Bispa?
08:59It's bye.
09:01As in, bye-bye.
09:11Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything.
09:14Doesn't he?
09:15Well, good thing he's not my crush.
09:17Good thing I like him.
09:23Jack Watson.
09:27Sorry.
09:28Do I know you?
09:29Oh, I, uh, no.
09:32I mean, I'm Harper.
09:33I, uh, I work yearbook.
09:42I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
09:45At the charity gala.
09:47Cool.
09:48Yeah, galas are important.
09:50Definitely.
09:52I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing.
09:54Totally witchy.
09:55I mean...
09:56God, she's giving me second-end embarrassment.
10:00Yeah, yeah.
10:00Hey.
10:01See you, Ron, Anna.
10:03It's hard.
10:06You might be good at school,
10:07but you get a big fat-ass at being cool,
10:09because that
10:10is truly pathetic.
10:13Leave me alone, Brittany.
10:17Leave me alone, Brittany.
10:18Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do?
10:20Cry?
10:21Oh!
10:24How's it feel?
10:25Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep.
10:28I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms,
10:30but the only thing to show how truly poor you are
10:32is that fugly backpack.
10:35Stop!
10:35What are you doing?
10:36My own studies.
10:37Hand me down.
10:38I have always wondered
10:39what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
10:43What do we have here?
10:45Oh!
10:46No!
10:46That's my chemistry homework.
10:47I was working all night.
10:49It's due tomorrow.
10:49It's not like you had anything better to do.
10:52Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building
10:54so I can get into school here.
10:56Sorry that I don't party all night
10:57because I want to get into a good college
10:58and I don't hook up with jocks.
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:00Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock
11:01even if you wanted to.
11:02No one will touch you.
11:04Hand me down.
11:06Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school,
11:08I wouldn't want to anyways.
11:09And, oh, just a thought.
11:10Study if you don't want to fail.
11:12Oh, and here's another.
11:13Balance and you won't get wet.
11:19Oh, did you want your stuff back?
11:37Okay, swim for it, bitch.
11:38Oh, did you want this, Terrell?
11:48No.
11:49Did you?
11:49Did you want it?
11:50No.
11:50Okay.
11:50Go grab it.
11:51No, please.
11:53Leave her alone.
11:54Take it, hon.
12:08Take it, hon.
12:16Are you good?
12:17Just peeking.
12:20You guys think it's funny
12:21to gang up on someone so defenseless?
12:23Oh, come on, Brady.
12:24We were just having some fun with our girl.
12:26You're so cute when you're mad.
12:28Us jocks have to stick together.
12:30Delete those pictures, Brittany.
12:31Or what?
12:32What is she going to do to us?
12:34She won't do anything.
12:36I, on the other hand?
12:41My phone!
12:42Oh, my God!
12:52Hi, there!
12:53My makeup!
12:57Help me!
12:58Girl, I gotcha!
13:00Oh, my God!
13:01Here!
13:03You are so dead!
13:06It's better than being still so stuck in the fountain.
13:09You don't have to do this.
13:22These guys are looking at you like a piece of meat.
13:26Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra
13:28if someone didn't still have my white one.
13:30All right, let's go.
13:31I mean, you helped me with that, at least not.
13:32God, you are so bad at this.
13:55What's up, Hudson?
14:03Oh.
14:05Hey, Walter.
14:07Hi, Hannah.
14:08Harper.
14:09Right.
14:10Harper.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:12He's never said my name before.
14:14It's like he really sees me.
14:17What are you doing?
14:18You're ruining my chances with him.
14:21I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
14:23Just hear me out.
14:38Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
14:42Whoa.
14:43Honey, listen, I'm not saying we should be friends.
14:46I'm simply proposing it.
14:47I already told you I'm not going to tutor you.
14:50You know, for someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
14:57Do you know what quid pro quo means?
14:59Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
15:02I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
15:04Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
15:11I think there's something you want.
15:12How about Jack Hudson?
15:30What about Jack Hudson?
15:31I mean, you like him, don't you?
15:33Don't try to deny it.
15:34I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
15:36And that little wave.
15:37You're such a jerk!
15:38A popular jerk.
15:40One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
15:48I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but, I mean, they'll help you land him.
15:54But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
15:58Okay, how about this?
16:00You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least a B.
16:02Pass the final and stay on the team.
16:04And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
16:10Let's just say your plan works.
16:12Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
16:15What?
16:16You know, I'm like, kiss and other stuff.
16:22You're crazy.
16:23This is crazy.
16:23Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this.
16:26I'm going.
16:26I can see you need more convincing.
16:35So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
16:38I can see you need more convincing.
16:38So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
16:56Wow, do I like him?
17:02No, Harper.
17:04He's your nemesis, remember?
17:06That kiss was...
17:09Wow.
17:11But this is Harper, honey.
17:14Not bad, tutor girl.
17:16That was pretty convincing.
17:18That was nothing for me.
17:21I hate to admit it, but he's right.
17:30If I really want Jack's attention, I need his help.
17:35Look, honey.
17:36I know it seems like I don't care about anything,
17:38but I actually do care about my grades.
17:41I mean, enough to stay on the hockey team.
17:44But I know my mom would be rolling in her grade
17:47if she knew I was about to fuck up my only dream.
17:51I always wanted her to be proud of me.
17:59Well, if you insist on not needing help with your crush,
18:02I will, uh...
18:03Wait.
18:06Wait.
18:12Fine.
18:14Let's do it.
18:16We tutor each other.
18:17I get you at least a bee and chem,
18:20and you get me a date with Jack to the prom.
18:22And it has to be the prom.
18:24Nothing less.
18:26Deal?
18:29Deal.
18:33All right.
18:34Meet me after dinner at my dorm.
18:35Oh, and...
18:38Where's something sexy, honey?
18:39It's on me.
18:46What did I just get myself into?
18:52What are you doing in my bed?
18:58Seriously, Brady.
18:59If the dorm moms catch you in my bed after hours,
19:01we're both screwed.
19:02Chillax, honey.
19:04The dorm moms love me.
19:05They never get in trouble.
19:06They think I'm a Dora.
19:07I thought you wanted me to meet you at your dorm.
19:15I did.
19:16But then I figured you might show up looking like...
19:20that.
19:24Look, I'm taking you to your first high school party.
19:27If you want to sell the idea of us being a thing...
19:29Just...
19:31for Jack to notice me.
19:32Yeah, yeah.
19:33For Jack.
19:34But you gotta look like a girl I'd date.
19:36But I can't go full blonde in an hour.
19:38I mean, the bleach wouldn't have enough time to rot my brain, either.
19:41Ha ha.
19:42Very funny.
19:44Look, let's just focus on me tutoring you, Mr. D+.
19:47Deal.
19:49I'll be the best student ever.
19:50But, in exchange for my compliance, I get to choose what you wear to the party tonight.
19:58Fine.
19:59Open your book to chapter six.
20:02Forgotten mine.
20:04Can we share yours?
20:06Am I supposed to share the bed with my nemesis now?
20:08Come on.
20:12That don't bite.
20:14Well, until lesson three, at least.
20:17Chill, Harper.
20:18It's just a bed.
20:19You're just sitting.
20:20We're just tutoring him.
20:21Oh, and before we start, I need you to sign this.
20:29Tutor agreement between Harper H. and Brady W.
20:34Is this a contract?
20:38Is this a contract?
20:39Is this a contract?
20:43Harper H. will tutor Brady W. in chemistry until he gets a B,
20:49so he can remain on the hockey team?
20:54B. Brady W. will tutor Harper H. in seduction
20:59until she becomes proficient,
21:02so Jack Hudson asks her to prom.
21:07C. Both parties should keep this agreement strictly confidential.
21:12Are you serious?
21:14Obviously.
21:15Any amendments or red lines?
21:17Only one.
21:17The parties will go back to being strangers
21:20after the purposes are fulfilled.
21:22No real emotions are permitted.
21:27I don't think you'd be able to stop yourself
21:29from falling for me, honey.
21:31Ow.
21:32Watch me, Puckhead.
21:43But remember,
21:45Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
21:46Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
21:52Okay.
21:54Chem time.
21:56Let's start with bonding theory.
21:58Oh, like what we're doing right now.
21:59Puckhead!
22:00Do you want to get kicked off the hockey team or not?
22:02Right.
22:03Sorry.
22:04Okay.
22:05A chemical bond is an attraction of two or more atoms that form.
22:20Stop staring at him, Harper.
22:23A chemical?
22:25Great.
22:26And do you think the atoms share protons?
22:28Are electrons here?
22:29Uh...
22:31Whoa.
22:36I never noticed how pretty she is, of course.
22:40Jeez, Puck is pretty.
22:42You got this?
22:43Just think about it.
22:46Electrons?
22:47That's right.
22:48Good job.
22:49Next section.
23:13What's next?
23:25That's it.
23:26We finished a chapter.
23:28Seriously?
23:29I totally get it now.
23:31It's just easier to understand when you explain it.
23:34You're a great tutor, honey.
23:35Let's just hope you are too.
23:37Let's go.
23:38Whoa.
23:39Not yet.
23:41Our deal.
23:42Remember?
23:51Do you have anything in here that doesn't make you look like a nerd?
23:54Or a boy?
23:59No way.
24:00That's my dance recital costume from freshman year.
24:03Perfect.
24:04I could never pull that off.
24:06It's too tiny.
24:07Which makes it perfect.
24:09Lesson one.
24:10Gotta look the part.
24:12Lesson two.
24:13Confidence.
24:15Now put this on.
24:20Turn around.
24:21Oh.
24:22Sorry.
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