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Hollywood Hot Tubs (1984) - Full HD Movie Uncut
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00:00:00Gary...
00:00:24Shhh!
00:00:28Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:00:40Hey, what the hell's going on out there?
00:00:43Just washing the car.
00:00:44Good. About time you did something around here.
00:00:47Your old man bought that.
00:00:50My dad's not too bright.
00:00:52Let's go. Come on.
00:00:58Let's go. Come on.
00:01:18All right. All right.
00:01:20So what's going to happen if we get caught?
00:01:25Gary, the only thing you might catch is a cold, okay?
00:01:29Can we stop at my house? I've got to get my asthma pills.
00:01:31I've got to pee.
00:01:33I've got to get some new friends.
00:01:36Open the windows.
00:01:38What the hell?
00:01:39Is there a heater in this car?
00:01:40Come on.
00:01:48Time for another towel in the morning lucky butt call.
00:01:50Are you a winner? You are a...
00:01:51Will you sit down in the back and just leave it alone, Gary?
00:02:05Come on, Sean. Let me listen to this one song.
00:02:09This one song, too.
00:02:10This one song.
00:02:12This is going to be the greatest stunt ever.
00:02:14Who'd you tell?
00:02:15Everyone.
00:02:16Oh, no.
00:02:17We won't get caught.
00:02:18You're doing this for Kimberly?
00:02:19Am not.
00:02:20R2.
00:02:21Am not.
00:02:22R2.
00:02:22I am not.
00:02:24Can't hurt.
00:02:26You got to pee.
00:02:28You're shivering.
00:02:29All right.
00:02:30Come on.
00:02:30Oh, no. That's my favorite, man.
00:02:32No.
00:02:32Gary.
00:02:35There's a little fender bender on the Hollywood three-way near the line off-ramp.
00:02:38But other than that, all traffic's moving normally from this hour.
00:02:40This is the song that we're going to play.
00:02:41After we do this, we can go up to Edwards, you know, where the space shuttle is.
00:02:48And, Sean, we haven't even done this yet.
00:02:52I think we took the wrong road.
00:02:54What are you talking about?
00:02:55There it is.
00:02:56Yeah, but how do we get all this stuff up there?
00:02:58I don't see any trails.
00:02:59Make one.
00:03:00Isn't there an easier way?
00:03:02Yeah.
00:03:02I'm just doing this so you can earn a merit badge.
00:03:04Hurry up.
00:03:09The sun's going to be up in an hour.
00:03:11We're going as fast as we can.
00:03:12You could help, you chicken shit.
00:03:14I am.
00:03:15Move over.
00:03:15I'm lookout.
00:03:17Yeah?
00:03:17Well, look out for this.
00:03:20What was that?
00:03:21Coyote.
00:03:22Hey, what are you doing?
00:03:23It's getting too light.
00:03:24I don't think so.
00:03:25I mean, the sun's coming up.
00:03:27Good.
00:03:27We can see what we're doing.
00:03:28But somebody will see us.
00:03:29We're done.
00:03:30Let's get the hell out of here.
00:03:32Ow!
00:03:34All right, all right, all right.
00:03:37Woo!
00:03:38I don't need
00:04:07I don't need
00:04:10to pay the referee
00:04:12I just need
00:04:13you on my side
00:04:16Maybe you think
00:04:19I'm crazy too
00:04:20Maybe I'll change your mind
00:04:22for you
00:04:23Don't you wanna
00:04:25come for the ride?
00:04:26You smile
00:04:27You know
00:04:28For the ride
00:04:29You're watching
00:04:30For sure
00:04:31I don't care
00:04:32It's time
00:04:33For the ride
00:04:35You're watching
00:04:36I share
00:04:38all I need
00:04:41Just for wheels
00:04:43and a good radio
00:04:45No promises or plans
00:04:48And I need someone
00:04:49who understands
00:04:51It's the only way to fly
00:04:55There isn't
00:04:57There isn't anything
00:04:58to prove
00:04:59All you can do
00:05:00is make your move
00:05:02Wrap the engine
00:05:04and wave goodbye
00:05:05You smile
00:05:06You know
00:05:07You're watching
00:05:08For the ride
00:05:09You're watching
00:05:10You're watching
00:05:11I don't care
00:05:12You're watching
00:05:13I don't care
00:05:14I don't care
00:05:15You're watching
00:05:16I share
00:05:17All I need
00:05:19Just for wheels
00:05:20Just for wheels
00:05:21Just for wheels
00:05:22And a good radio
00:05:26And a good radio
00:05:27You're watching
00:05:28You're watching
00:05:29You're watching
00:05:31You're watching
00:05:32You're watching
00:05:33I don't care
00:05:35You're watching
00:05:36You're watching
00:05:37You're watching
00:05:38You're watching
00:05:39I need
00:05:52Just for wheels
00:05:54And a good radio
00:05:57Good morning, boys.
00:06:07You have the right to remain silent.
00:06:09Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:06:13That's not bad.
00:06:15Okay, Sean, this is the end of the line.
00:06:17Your ass is in a sling this time.
00:06:18Mr. Slade, it's a phase.
00:06:20Every boy goes through this.
00:06:21Sean is not a bad boy.
00:06:23Yeah, Sean's not a bad boy.
00:06:24It's just a phase.
00:06:25Oh, sure.
00:06:26Is that why I'm your probation officer?
00:06:28You little pain in the ass.
00:06:30Look, Mr. and Mrs. Wright, the state of California has just about had it with him.
00:06:34Now, I overlooked the time when he put my phone in Screw Magazine for free phone sex.
00:06:38I didn't know there were so many freaks out there.
00:06:40How about the time about the matter involving the 5,000 prophylactics?
00:06:43Now, wait a minute.
00:06:44Just stop.
00:06:44No, no, no, stop.
00:06:45He's just coming to the good part.
00:06:46Oh, God, what a time to lose my valium.
00:06:49Look, what are we going to do with the kid?
00:06:51Oh, taking away his allowance.
00:06:53Grounded him.
00:06:53Well, he got out last night.
00:06:54Well, what more can we do?
00:06:55What about summer camp?
00:06:57Well, he's too old for military school.
00:06:58How about the Army?
00:06:59I'd say a job.
00:07:01But who's going to hire him?
00:07:04Maybe your brother Al could give him a job.
00:07:08Are you kidding?
00:07:08I can't do that to him.
00:07:10Of course you can't, Dad.
00:07:11I think we should give the boy another chance.
00:07:13Shut up!
00:07:14Brother Al, he has got a going business.
00:07:16We could probably use some extra help here and there.
00:07:18And besides, he handled tougher characters than you when he was in the Marines.
00:07:21No way.
00:07:21I'll take jail.
00:07:23Okay.
00:07:24Let me just warn you.
00:07:25You're not black.
00:07:27You're not brown.
00:07:27And you don't belong to any gang.
00:07:29Now, you'd last just about as long down there as vanilla ice cream in hell.
00:07:34Hell, your booty wouldn't be safe for five minutes, sweetie.
00:07:37Those butt-slammers would just love you.
00:07:41Al can't refuse me.
00:07:42He owes me too much money.
00:07:43Another bad investment like that HHT deal.
00:07:46Not now, huh?
00:07:47We'll see some investment returns.
00:07:49What's HHT?
00:07:50Oh, damn!
00:07:52Look, all right.
00:07:53Which is...
00:08:01How is dear, sweet, old, lovable Uncle Al anyway?
00:08:06Is this it?
00:08:17Now, it's all been set up with Al.
00:08:19Now, you shape up or you ship out.
00:08:20All right, all right.
00:08:21Mom, open the door.
00:08:23We love you, Sean.
00:08:24Look, now, we're only trying to save you from the butt-slammers.
00:08:26Mom, take another Valium.
00:08:28That's a good idea.
00:08:30Bye.
00:08:36Hey, what can I do for you?
00:08:48I'm looking for my Uncle Al.
00:08:52Oh, I was kind of hoping you folks had lost my address.
00:08:55So was I.
00:08:56How you doing?
00:08:57All right.
00:08:58You know anything about plumbing?
00:09:00Here, it's a shitty job.
00:09:02Cute.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05You got a driver's license?
00:09:07Yeah.
00:09:07Library card.
00:09:08I brought a note from my mom, too.
00:09:10Kid really came prepared, didn't he?
00:09:12This old man's got my nuts and a wringer.
00:09:17But soft.
00:09:18What light through yonder window breaks.
00:09:21Al, you're still here.
00:09:22You're supposed to be gone five minutes ago to that appointment.
00:09:24What is this?
00:09:25Jeff, these have got to go out today, okay?
00:09:26Hey, Sean, this is Leslie, Leslie, this is Sean.
00:09:30That's my nephew.
00:09:31Hi.
00:09:33Nice eyes.
00:09:35They're Hazel.
00:09:37Al, would you come on?
00:09:38Let's go.
00:09:38All right.
00:09:39Hey, you stole that bag, kid.
00:09:40You come with me.
00:09:41Put him on a payroll.
00:09:43Put him on a payroll?
00:09:44What are you talking about?
00:09:45I told you to put him on the payroll.
00:09:48We can't afford it.
00:09:49You can't even pay Jeff and me.
00:09:52Your bank statement reads like the national deficit, Al.
00:09:55What are you going to pay him with?
00:09:56I, uh, I, uh, we'll talk about that later.
00:09:59I can't lose this account.
00:10:00All right, it's your bankruptcy.
00:10:02Nice seeing you, Leslie.
00:10:04I hope I can see more of you.
00:10:05Hey, will you get in here?
00:10:11What account is Al talking about?
00:10:13Hollywood hot tubs.
00:10:14Why?
00:10:14God damn it, I was supposed to make that sales call with him.
00:10:18Jeff.
00:10:19I'm sorry.
00:10:20What the hell is going on here, though?
00:10:23Oh, you know Al from the halls of Montezuma.
00:10:25What is he trying to do, make the sales pitch himself?
00:10:27That's our hero.
00:10:28I'd like to be your hero.
00:10:32Jeff, we have been through this before.
00:10:34I don't mix plumbing with pleasure.
00:10:37Excuse me.
00:10:41All right, kid.
00:10:44These are the rules.
00:10:45There's no booze, no drugs, and no women.
00:10:48No fun?
00:10:48Yeah, well, that's the way it is.
00:10:50I'll tell you that.
00:10:51You mess up one time, kid, and you are in the brig.
00:10:54Hey, I'm not in the Marines.
00:10:55Yeah, I know.
00:10:57The only Iron Man.
00:10:58Aye, aye, Captain America.
00:11:00Yeah, well, I'll tell you that's the way it is,
00:11:02and I ain't going to have no little shit like you
00:11:03messing up my social life.
00:11:05You understand that?
00:11:06So you just learn to live with it.
00:11:07You're the boss.
00:11:08Yeah, that's right.
00:11:10I'm just trying to teach you a trade.
00:11:12What?
00:11:13Plumbing 101?
00:11:14Let me tell you something.
00:11:15We are working when there's a lot of college kids
00:11:17that are out of work.
00:11:18I'm telling college graduates aren't working now.
00:11:21I'll tell you what.
00:11:22If it whistles, bubbles, or farts,
00:11:24if it's got to do with plumbing and it messes up,
00:11:26I'll tell you, Hollywood plumbing can't fix it.
00:11:28You happy being just a plain old plumber?
00:11:30Plain old plumber.
00:11:32You can.
00:11:32I am a hot tub specialist to the stars, kid.
00:11:36That ain't bad, huh?
00:11:37What's the thought of that?
00:11:38She's sharp, huh?
00:11:39Yeah, she's pretty hot, too.
00:11:41You really got any stars?
00:11:43Stars?
00:11:43Hell, what are you talking about?
00:11:45On the books, I got Doris State,
00:11:46Troy Donahue, Tab Hunter.
00:11:48Who's Tab Hunter?
00:11:49Tab, well, he's a little bit before your time.
00:12:03The place looks like he's got a lot of money, huh?
00:12:05Bet the mob runs it, huh?
00:12:06Nah, this place too tasteful for the mafia.
00:12:10It's too American for the Japanese or the Koreans.
00:12:14And it's too fast for the Mexicans.
00:12:17LAPD, open up.
00:12:18Hey, hey, will you get out of the way?
00:12:20We're with the Hollywood plumbing, the hot tub repair people.
00:12:23Where do we go?
00:12:26Where do we go?
00:12:28Like, you go straight down the hall, like, to your right.
00:12:30Then, that's it.
00:12:32Oh, will you get going?
00:12:33Just get going.
00:12:33Maybe later.
00:12:34Just get going.
00:12:35No, I am not going to put that banner up the day of the party.
00:12:42Just a minute.
00:12:44Be right with you.
00:12:46I need to plug that anniversary party at least two weeks in advance.
00:12:49I need that banner tomorrow.
00:12:51It does me absolutely no good.
00:12:53That's right.
00:12:55Look, this is very important to me.
00:12:57All my investors are going to be there.
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:01Okay.
00:13:02See you.
00:13:03Bye.
00:13:03Bye.
00:13:05Can I get you beer, cola, anything?
00:13:07Nah, nah.
00:13:07Nah.
00:13:08I don't know why, but I wasn't expecting two such handsome guys.
00:13:13What do you got for me, Al?
00:13:15Can I get a price list?
00:13:17Well, it'd be a little different for a commercial place like this.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:22May I?
00:13:23Sure, be my guest.
00:13:27Okay, what are we talking about?
00:13:29Well, that depends.
00:13:30I mean, I don't know what you got here.
00:13:33Crystal, honey, you still up front?
00:13:37Sure, ma'am.
00:13:37I'm up front, like wherever I am.
00:13:41That's Crystal, my daughter.
00:13:43Can you bring a brochure back, please, baby?
00:13:47Okay, Al.
00:13:49What kind of volume discount you're going to give me?
00:13:51Well, that'll depend.
00:13:52What do the other hot tub owners get?
00:13:57I'm going to have to check my records on that.
00:13:59Here, Mom.
00:14:05Oh, thanks, sweetie.
00:14:06Wow.
00:14:11Boy, you got a lot of hot tubs here.
00:14:13That's right.
00:14:14I'm thinking about expanding into the space next door.
00:14:17You give me a good deal, and that's yours, too.
00:14:18All that work and those big, strong hands all over those pipes.
00:14:23Ugh, like how primitive.
00:14:25Crystal, enough!
00:14:28Al, I'm canning my present hot tub repair service.
00:14:32I need to find somebody who can move real fast.
00:14:35Everything's got to be shaped up for that anniversary celebration.
00:14:38Can you give me a bid?
00:14:40Well, I can't give you a price right now.
00:14:42I'm going to have to work up some figures.
00:14:44No, I need it right now.
00:14:45Well, I can't give you a price.
00:14:47There's a lot to be considered here.
00:14:49There's the labor, there's the parts, there's the overhead tits and ass.
00:14:54What?
00:14:54Fast, fast.
00:14:55I said I'm going to give you a price list real fast.
00:14:58Look, you work it out and call me, okay?
00:15:00Yeah, we'll, uh, we'll, uh...
00:15:03Talk.
00:15:03Talk.
00:15:04We'll talk.
00:15:05Bye, guys.
00:15:12You got a date, jackass?
00:15:14Mom!
00:15:15There's some tension here.
00:15:16Yeah, but the prices, prices.
00:15:18I did not give her any goddamn prices.
00:15:21I did not do my homework.
00:15:23Sean, this is your first lesson in business.
00:15:26If you do not get an affirmative commitment,
00:15:28a first shot out of the box,
00:15:30then you just don't get shit.
00:15:33That's deep, Al.
00:15:35Real deep.
00:15:35Dead gun, son of a gun.
00:15:47Oh, can I help you, ladies?
00:15:49Al, I'm taking care of them.
00:15:50Oh.
00:15:51Uh, Al.
00:15:52Tom?
00:15:52Yeah?
00:15:53Can I see you out back in just a minute?
00:15:55Oh, yeah.
00:15:56Sylvia.
00:15:56Uh, you ladies are probably interested in the thermal therapy aspects of a hot tub.
00:16:03Uh, you know, the nice, relaxing bubbles, soft atmosphere.
00:16:06Can it, sweetie?
00:16:08We're out to get laid.
00:16:09We want the love tub model.
00:16:11You know, vibrating jets, pulsating pit, bar, stereo.
00:16:17You know, orgy time.
00:16:20Tub for six.
00:16:21Can you dig it?
00:16:23Here's our address.
00:16:25Bring it by on Friday.
00:16:27And if the tub's ready, you can bring it, too.
00:16:35Okay.
00:16:36What happened at the Hollywood hot tub?
00:16:37I think Al blew it.
00:16:39I knew it.
00:16:40You know, Al should have been in the Marines.
00:16:42So what's the deal with Jeff?
00:16:44He's gonna be breaking you in.
00:16:46Oh?
00:16:47I hear you're moving in with Al and his houseboat.
00:16:49Yeah.
00:16:50The whole thing's my parents' idea.
00:16:52I'm their problem child.
00:16:55So why is somebody as pretty as you working in a dump like this?
00:17:00For what?
00:17:02I like it.
00:17:03You like it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07I like doing my job well and like the many.
00:17:10What do you think about me?
00:17:12I don't.
00:17:14So I suppose a date's out of the question?
00:17:16That's right.
00:17:17See, I had this rule about not dating at the office.
00:17:19Okay.
00:17:20We'll go to a movie.
00:17:22Oh, give me a break, okay?
00:17:24I don't mix plumbing.
00:17:25I never mix plumbing with pleasure.
00:17:26Shut up, Jeff.
00:17:27I've got your uniform.
00:17:31I wouldn't put this on my probation officer.
00:17:33It's a good thing.
00:17:34Because you're gonna be wearing it.
00:17:36Come on, Bozo.
00:17:36We got a job to do.
00:17:38Al?
00:17:38Where is he?
00:17:43You know, your uncle blew that hot tub deal.
00:17:45The problem with him is he doesn't know how to sell himself, you know?
00:17:48Sell?
00:17:49Yeah, it's not the product that sells.
00:17:51It's the salesman that sells the product.
00:17:53I didn't catch your drift.
00:17:54Oh, hey, listen.
00:17:57You're looking at a salesman.
00:17:59I mean, I would have had that deal in a second, man.
00:18:02Hell, I could even sell MGM, the Yellow Pages, as a movie script, for God's sake.
00:18:06Left, left.
00:18:07We're gonna bear left up here.
00:18:08Okay, okay.
00:18:09What's with Leslie?
00:18:11Like in what way?
00:18:12She's seeing anybody?
00:18:14Not your type.
00:18:15I mean, you know, she wants someone a little more mature, say, like, oh, 24 years old, six foot one and a half inches tall, you know, great muscle.
00:18:23A guy with ambition knows what to sell.
00:18:26You.
00:18:27Oh, yeah.
00:18:27Someone like me.
00:18:29So don't waste your time.
00:18:32Hello?
00:18:33Anybody home?
00:18:35Yoo-hoo!
00:18:37Hello?
00:18:38Hello?
00:18:39Hello?
00:18:41God, what a place.
00:18:44Boy, these Hollywood film producers sure make a good living.
00:18:51Hmm.
00:18:55Ah, seems to be a busted pipe.
00:18:58Probably a locate patch job.
00:19:01Any suggestions?
00:19:02Yeah, fix it.
00:19:04All right.
00:19:05Go for it, Einstein.
00:19:05Uh, what do you want me to do?
00:19:08Pry up the deck?
00:19:11This is called a raised deck.
00:19:13You see, the distance between it and the ground is called a crawl space.
00:19:15Like the distance between your ears.
00:19:17Very funny.
00:19:18Mm-hmm.
00:19:18It's all muddy and slimy down there.
00:19:21Yeah.
00:19:21She'll be right at home.
00:19:24Oh, oh, by the way, um, watch out for the spiders.
00:19:27You wouldn't want to piss any of them off.
00:19:29What do you mean, me?
00:19:30I mean, me, foreman, you were finished.
00:19:32So you just slide in on your back, follow the pipe down, and give me a shout when you find
00:19:36the break.
00:19:36Uh, you're probably going to have to feel for it.
00:19:38What are you going to be doing?
00:19:39I'm going to be out hustling up some business.
00:19:41I'll be right back.
00:19:45I'll get you.
00:19:47Swear to God.
00:19:50Shit.
00:19:50Shit.
00:19:55I feel like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape.
00:20:00Shit.
00:20:01Oh, ladies, ladies, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of hot tubs.
00:20:09The FBI?
00:20:10Oh, shit.
00:20:12Oh, goddammit.
00:20:20Leaks.
00:20:22Leaks.
00:20:25Wrench.
00:20:26Oh, shit.
00:20:35Baby, I had my service call your service.
00:20:38We'll take a meeting.
00:20:39Lunch tomorrow.
00:20:40Fine, I like your deal.
00:20:42Now, what's in it for my clients?
00:20:44Salary and finance.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:47900,000 and five points.
00:20:50Cameron, do you know the...
00:20:53I don't know.
00:20:54Sean, are you finished with this thing?
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:59I think you know it.
00:21:01We haven't even announced the deal and already leeches are crawling out of the mud.
00:21:13Jeff, you just get in, do your job and get out.
00:21:15I mean, you know what this place is like.
00:21:17I don't know.
00:21:24All right.
00:21:26Okay, you check out the problem.
00:21:27I'll get the tools and be right in.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:29Hello?
00:21:47Hello?
00:21:59Hello?
00:22:01How are you?
00:22:03I'm here for the hot tub.
00:22:05Oh, broken.
00:22:07No, I'm here to fix it.
00:22:09Oh, we fix.
00:22:11Wait, wait, I gotta get my tools.
00:22:13Tools? How long?
00:22:15I don't know. It could be a minute.
00:22:17It could be all night.
00:22:19All night? Very much expensive.
00:22:21No, no, no, no, you don't understand.
00:22:23You see, I fixed the hot tub with my tools.
00:22:25Yes, yes, your tools broken.
00:22:27We fixed many yen, you know.
00:22:29I sure did now.
00:22:31Jesus Christ.
00:22:33Oh, charge next door.
00:22:35I feel like Raymond Burr in a Godzilla movie.
00:22:37Godzilla? No problem.
00:22:39Let's take it.
00:22:41Is my hunk ready?
00:22:43No, not yet.
00:22:45Go back, I said.
00:22:47Hey, wait a minute.
00:22:49You're not going to.
00:22:51You are.
00:22:53Mmm, cute.
00:22:55No.
00:22:57With that, you are?
00:22:59Hey, we're not communicating.
00:23:01Give it a chance.
00:23:03You want two girls?
00:23:05No, I don't want any girls.
00:23:07You want Hank? You like a bad slumber?
00:23:09What? Look, I'm new at this.
00:23:11No worry, we teach.
00:23:13Now you hurry, we're very busy here.
00:23:15What are you talking about?
00:23:17What's the matter? You don't understand English?
00:23:19Don't boy, asshole, fuck knows?
00:23:21Can I speak to the boss, please?
00:23:23You police? You want to see big boss?
00:23:25No, please, can I?
00:23:27Get out now. It's no fortune cookies.
00:23:29Okay, but I'm going to have to charge you for a service call.
00:23:31Oh, shakedown.
00:23:35Hustle them, huh, girls? Huh?
00:23:37Shakedown, huh? Wanting to pay off?
00:23:39Who the hell are you? Who's he?
00:23:41The owner.
00:23:42Okay, mister. I'm here on business. Hot tubs.
00:23:44He police, he police.
00:23:46He's no police. Who are you working for anyway, huh?
00:23:48Luigi Gambino? Rico Scafoso?
00:23:50I don't know what you're talking about.
00:23:52I'm here to repair the whirlpool.
00:23:54He don't understand English.
00:23:56Don't know his fuckboy hat.
00:23:57Okay, okay, you don't want anything.
00:23:59That's right. And we don't need nothing.
00:24:01We don't need no protection.
00:24:03We don't need nothing fixed.
00:24:05In fact, I'm gonna fix your face.
00:24:07Yeah.
00:24:08You know what I like to see happen with slime like you.
00:24:11No.
00:24:12Okay, they're back here, boys.
00:24:13Y'all close off.
00:24:14Excuse me, everyone.
00:24:15I'm here for immigration.
00:24:16Immigration?
00:24:17Who are you trying to kill?
00:24:18Let me see your green cards, everybody.
00:24:19Let me see your ID.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:24What do you want?
00:24:25Out of the way, Bozo.
00:24:26Who are you doing here, boy?
00:24:28I'm here to fix the whirlpool.
00:24:29Oh, Funko, why didn't you say so?
00:24:31Go on, boy. You don't know what to work.
00:24:33Okay, you two girls, y'all come on around here.
00:24:36Now, I understand you two young ladies want to become American citizens.
00:24:40Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:24:41Maybe we can work something out here.
00:24:43What you got in mind?
00:24:46Maybe a little nookie.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Yeah, nookie, nookie.
00:24:52Freelance got a therapist?
00:24:54A reporter for the L.A. Times?
00:24:56I'm telling you, that shop on Hollywood Boulevard will print anything.
00:24:59It is terminal, live in for you.
00:25:03No, you need your pens to let go.
00:25:06It is terminal, live in for you.
00:25:09No, you need your pens to let go.
00:25:12There are some days when you leave the spring
00:25:15so I send your time to space.
00:25:17It's peace.
00:25:47Tonight is bonus token night.
00:25:51Regular 25 cent bonus.
00:25:53Now three for a dollar.
00:25:54One blast at a time and the most you can score is 10,000 points.
00:25:57There's nothing wrong with that.
00:25:59Xavier, Saxon, Dig Dog, Donkey Kong.
00:26:02You are a video friend.
00:26:04No, I'm not.
00:26:05I'm not hooked.
00:26:07You got a quarter.
00:26:08Dig the one in blue, man.
00:26:11Nice hair.
00:26:12No, no, no, no.
00:26:13Not her stupid, the one in the blue blouse.
00:26:15Go for it.
00:26:17Come on in.
00:26:19Your pizza is ready.
00:26:22Get the scout.
00:26:23The one over here.
00:26:24Get this one over here.
00:26:24Over here.
00:26:25Over here.
00:26:25Thought you could get past their defenses, didn't you?
00:26:27What are you doing?
00:26:28Oh, you need a spotter.
00:26:30What?
00:26:30Oh, here.
00:26:31Oh, here.
00:26:31Over here.
00:26:32See, I told you we could beat them.
00:26:33Together we rule the universe.
00:26:35Oh, get the blue one.
00:26:36Blue one.
00:26:37Get the pink one.
00:26:37The big red and pink one with a yellow squiggly tail.
00:26:39And there come the two pyramids.
00:26:41Quick, what's your name?
00:26:41What's your name?
00:26:42Quick.
00:26:42Janet, Janet.
00:26:42Oh, I'm Jeff.
00:26:43I'm Jeff.
00:26:43Over here.
00:26:44Get this one.
00:26:44Get this one.
00:26:45Over here.
00:26:45Over here.
00:26:46Oh, what's your phone number?
00:26:47Bye, bye, bye.
00:26:503718.
00:26:51We got him.
00:26:54Remove all bikes blocking the doorway, or they will be towed and crushed.
00:26:59Well, if it isn't the gruesome twosome.
00:27:02Leslie.
00:27:02Leslie.
00:27:03I want you to meet these guys.
00:27:04I know these guys.
00:27:05I work with them.
00:27:05Surprise, surprise.
00:27:07Scoring, Annie.
00:27:08It all depends.
00:27:10So, I'll let you out of your cage for the evening.
00:27:12Well, sort of.
00:27:13It's my first night of freedom.
00:27:14Come on.
00:27:15Let's celebrate.
00:27:16You can buy me a soda.
00:27:17You got it.
00:27:22Hey, you can help me spot or what?
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:24Yeah, yeah.
00:27:25Here we go.
00:27:26Ready?
00:27:27Hit it.
00:27:28The Invincible Warrior game is out of order.
00:27:31No caffeine coke with Nutra-Sweet and lemon, please?
00:27:34Give me a multi-blaster.
00:27:35Shot of Sprite, Tab, Fruit Punch, root beer.
00:27:39Coca-Cola.
00:27:40Here you go.
00:27:41Oh, thanks.
00:27:44Yeah, thanks.
00:27:45Cal in the morning we'll be broadcasting live from Westworld this Saturday.
00:27:50Love it.
00:27:50God, it feels good to relax after all the hassles I've been going through.
00:27:58What, with Al?
00:27:59Yeah.
00:28:01And with my folks.
00:28:03Everybody keeps telling me what a great opportunity this is for me to do something with myself.
00:28:07Big deal.
00:28:09It's great money.
00:28:10Is that all that's important to you?
00:28:14Of course not, but it's better than starving.
00:28:17Who said anything about starving?
00:28:20Living.
00:28:21Driving places.
00:28:22Doing stuff with my friends.
00:28:24Good food and drink.
00:28:25Sean, but none of that's free.
00:28:27Leslie, something's got to be simple.
00:28:31There isn't.
00:28:32Sean, growing up, it's hard.
00:28:36I know I've been through it.
00:28:39I wanted my freedom, too.
00:28:41I mean, I thought I was a big deal and I didn't need anybody.
00:28:44So I move out of my mother's house and get my own place.
00:28:47Nobody told me about the phone bill, the electric bill, the rent, car payments.
00:28:53I mean, some freedom.
00:28:56You got the cutest little nose.
00:28:59Sean, you haven't been listening to a word I said.
00:29:00Well, we did it.
00:29:02You're kidding.
00:29:03Right here in the arcade?
00:29:05Without birth control?
00:29:06No, you moron.
00:29:08We scored 20,000 points on Xavius.
00:29:10I'm a Zolvallu commander.
00:29:11Big deal.
00:29:12The top score is 40,000.
00:29:13So what's the highest score you have made?
00:29:1630,000.
00:29:17I'm an admiral in charge of the fleet.
00:29:19Oh, yeah.
00:29:20Well, be me at Scott.
00:29:24These games are silly.
00:29:25Let's go to someplace a bit more mature like the polo lounge.
00:29:29I've got to get you home before Al's curfew.
00:29:31I'll drop the kid off and be right back.
00:29:33Oh, no.
00:29:34I've got my own car.
00:29:35Besides, I want to watch Sean play Xavius.
00:29:37Xavius.
00:29:38Xavius.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42Sleeping compound.
00:29:44Area 6, please.
00:29:46Hurry.
00:29:46You've really got to stay loose and fast.
00:29:50If you tense up, it slows down your reaction time.
00:29:53Your hand-and-eye coordination instinctively.
00:29:55But you really got to get into the zen of Xavius.
00:29:57You react.
00:29:58You don't act.
00:29:59You ever play this particular machine?
00:30:00Really?
00:30:01Yeah.
00:30:02Good luck on your teeth, Nathan.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05It's slow.
00:30:12You've got to be really, really patient with the zen of Xavius.
00:30:20That's great.
00:30:21Shh.
00:30:21I'm going to break his concentration.
00:30:23I thought you had to be able to think to concentrate.
00:30:292,000 points.
00:30:31Not bad.
00:30:31Five more, and I'm going to make the transition into the region of the bacula register shields.
00:30:34Let me.
00:30:39Let me.
00:30:41All right.
00:30:41There's the Guru Dorota megacite.
00:30:43Guru Dorota?
00:30:44It's the last defense barrier before the Andorogenesis.
00:30:47Shit.
00:30:47Andorogenesis.
00:30:48I never destroyed Andorogenesis.
00:30:53Get ready with the blast.
00:30:55Focus.
00:30:56Align the scope.
00:30:58Take a deep breath.
00:31:00Now.
00:31:04I'm coming into the Braxton crystal.
00:31:09The entire Chianici is fortly wiped out.
00:31:13I'm a blooded sore citadel.
00:31:16Dodge.
00:31:17Climb.
00:31:18Dodge.
00:31:19Climb.
00:31:21Up.
00:31:21Up.
00:31:22Up.
00:31:22Up.
00:31:23Up.
00:31:23Go.
00:31:30Get up.
00:31:3140,000 points.
00:31:32I'm the supreme commander.
00:31:34Well, I'll be at work tomorrow, Admiral.
00:31:36Come on.
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42Oh, I'm a palm reader.
00:31:46Oh, leave me alone.
00:31:48Oh, leave me alone.
00:31:51Oh, you and family tree.
00:31:53Apes, mites, crabs.
00:31:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:57Oh, my gosh.
00:31:58I like your puppies.
00:31:59You ought to teach them how to bark.
00:32:03Like, wow, are you looking for something?
00:32:05Or, like, are you having a spaz attack?
00:32:06Because this is not, like, the free clinic, you know.
00:32:08Uh, uh, uh, I want to speak with the manager.
00:32:12Oh, what's it about?
00:32:13Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, uh, uh, card, yeah, uh, uh, uh.
00:32:19It's in Japanese.
00:32:20Oh, yeah, well, I just came from sashimi.
00:32:24You're like totally beige.
00:32:26I mean, like, totally.
00:32:29Okay, follow me.
00:32:30The others is this way.
00:32:31Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'll wait right here.
00:32:34Thank you very much, young lady.
00:32:36You want her, like, to come out to you?
00:32:38Well, like, what suppose if she's on the telephone or some junk?
00:32:43Uh, I'll wait. I'll wait, yeah.
00:32:46Okay.
00:33:08Mother! There's, like, some alien out there to see you.
00:33:26Well, what does he want?
00:33:27Who knows? I mean, he just gives you the creepies.
00:33:31Well, where is he?
00:33:32At the front.
00:33:34Okay, you stay here, and I'll check it out.
00:33:36Mother, why?
00:33:39If there's any trouble, I will buzz you, and you will call the police, okay?
00:33:43Oh, how exciting. I mean, do you think it's, like, dangerous?
00:33:47Mm.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:15Okay.
00:34:16Oh, let's see.
00:34:45125 to 175 pounds at 360 degrees for 30 to 45 minutes.
00:34:49That should be medium welder while I'm done.
00:35:15Why would you just scare me or something?
00:35:36I thought I told you to wait in the office.
00:35:38It was boring and spooky.
00:35:40Crystal, I've only been gone for a minute.
00:35:42I was lonely.
00:35:47Well, so much for your little alien, Crystal.
00:35:50I wish you people would stop scaring me.
00:35:54Well, good afternoon, ladies.
00:35:55And just who the hell are you?
00:35:57Well, I'm sorry to startle you, but your back door was open and I locked it for you.
00:35:59Oh, wow, thanks.
00:36:01Yes, I'm Jeff Partridge with Hollywood Plumbing and I hear you're not happy with your present maintenance service.
00:36:05I already told Al that.
00:36:07Yeah, but did he check the place out?
00:36:10Oh, like, is he for real?
00:36:13Like, unfortunately, yes.
00:36:14Did you know that 90% of all spa, tub, therapy pool, and hydrostage users are not happy with their present service?
00:36:23And the other 10% are liars.
00:36:26Do you know about brown rust bacteria?
00:36:28It's a mutant strain found only in the L.A. County waters.
00:36:31It turns the water a dirty brown and can possibly become toxic.
00:36:34Well, we don't have it.
00:36:35Ah, no rust bacteria yet, but it could happen in six months.
00:36:44It could even be happening while we speak.
00:36:52Excuse me, ladies.
00:36:54Excuse me.
00:36:54Excuse me.
00:36:56Goodness, goodness, goodness.
00:36:58Mm-hmm.
00:37:00I wonder what this could be.
00:37:03Ah-ha.
00:37:04Broken wire.
00:37:05One of the many problems we encounter every day.
00:37:10No trouble.
00:37:12So this is not the type of problem that a service company would check out?
00:37:16No, but we do.
00:37:18So you got a special price, Ace?
00:37:35Well, I had one in mind.
00:37:36Well, I like give Al a print a thing.
00:37:38Yeah, but still, you've been open for a year, and that doesn't tell us your current condition.
00:37:41Wonderful.
00:37:42Wonderful.
00:37:43Oh, my God!
00:37:45It's a make-up for sure.
00:37:47That it?
00:37:48Brown rust bacteria?
00:37:50Yes, ma'am.
00:37:50I am afraid so.
00:37:51Mom, the hot tub is burning.
00:38:00I can see that, Crystal.
00:38:02Well, obviously, this should not be happening.
00:38:04Well, unless you're planning on serving lobster.
00:38:07Mom, thanks, it's all for the rest.
00:38:10Okay, that's it.
00:38:13Jeff, I like you.
00:38:15You make sense to me.
00:38:16A little bit phony, but I'll call you tomorrow to make an appointment.
00:38:20And we will sit down and talk business, all right?
00:38:22Yes, ma'am.
00:38:23Al, I've got to tell you something.
00:38:39You're not going to believe it.
00:38:39No, not now.
00:38:40The limousine is waiting.
00:38:41Let's go.
00:38:42No, it's emergency repairs.
00:38:43Come on.
00:38:45This is a special job.
00:38:46You've got to fix this behind this movie star limo while you go to the studio.
00:38:49He says it's the drain, Jeff.
00:38:51I think I can handle it.
00:38:52All right.
00:38:52Al, what do you want me to do?
00:38:54Just take care of him.
00:38:55Please, sir, get in.
00:38:56We have only minutes to pick him up.
00:38:57Him?
00:39:02Hey, hey, I'll see you at the mansion.
00:39:05I'll pick you up.
00:39:06Mansion?
00:39:06Mansion.
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:18Excuse me, but who is him?
00:39:20Him?
00:39:22He's the prince of darkness.
00:39:25He's Dr. Frankenstein's greatest creation.
00:39:28At a full moon, he transforms into raging beasts.
00:39:32At the graveyard, he's first to rise from the dead.
00:39:35Where are we going?
00:39:41Where are we going?
00:39:43To the studio.
00:39:44To the studio.
00:39:44To the studio.
00:39:44To the studio.
00:39:48Let's take a note.
00:40:00Let's take a note.
00:40:02Let's take a note.
00:40:06you're in good blood i know isn't it wonderful charles step on it i must go over tomorrow's
00:40:34crypt lines before the full moon rises tonight yes sir don't worry about the hot tub mr blood i'm
00:40:40gonna have it finished in a minute it's gonna be a piece of cake it's gonna be perfect
00:40:46you must be a fan of mine a drink mr blood the usual rusty nail right away and for you sir
00:40:55a bloody mary sure and who are you oh hot tub repair reminds me of the time i played the preacher
00:41:06from the black lagoon now that was a film not rusty enough
00:41:21uh what movie are you working on mr blood movie you want to call that thing i'm working on a movie
00:41:32you know what my character is no character at all everything is latex makeup special effects
00:41:41how does a really great actor create a character from a special effect
00:41:51they killed you in there didn't they in everyone no matter my corpse is stolen by a sympathetic mad
00:42:00scientist who performs an illegal brain transplant except it is a stormy night lightning strikes
00:42:13and then there is only blackness
00:42:22i i have the brain of a monster
00:42:27i have a nice cubby sir
00:42:47whoop whoop whoop
00:42:49whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop who
00:43:19Last time he played Dracula, I got six perforated hickeys while driving.
00:43:25May I ever make that sequel? I'm quitting.
00:43:32Maybe we could put it up inside.
00:43:33That way people would know we're really the hot tub repair service to the stars.
00:43:37That's a great idea.
00:43:38We need to get autographed pictures of all the stars we service.
00:43:41I mean, that's great publicity for the shop.
00:43:43You know, I fixed a drain on Edgar Blood's hot tub today, all by myself.
00:43:47Congratulations, Mr. Plever. You're on your way.
00:43:48Oh.
00:43:51I'm really beginning to learn some things here.
00:43:54Tell you what, when do I get paid?
00:43:57Friday.
00:43:58You want to go out Friday?
00:44:00Sean, we work together.
00:44:01Just dinner.
00:44:03Well, I'll have to check my calendar.
00:44:05I know some charming little bistros that are open till the wee hours of the morning.
00:44:09Truckers say they're excellent.
00:44:10What, are we talking McDonald's here?
00:44:12Yes, but you've got to know the right people.
00:44:15Well, I might have said yes if you would have said anything but McDonald's.
00:44:17Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:44:21All right, all right.
00:44:22Would you?
00:44:24Well, why are you so surprised?
00:44:26You won't be sorry.
00:44:29I think I'm already sorry.
00:44:31Hey, guys, don't forget the maintenance work for the Boomer's Soccer Club.
00:44:39Hey, guys, don't forget the maintenance work for the Boomer's Soccer Club.
00:44:42That's nicely seeing him.
00:44:54I mean, I got cuter buns.
00:44:56Muscle?
00:44:57Nice, scrawny.
00:44:58Money?
00:44:59None.
00:45:01Brains?
00:45:01Still, if he's hot for her, maybe I should help him out and get him in trouble.
00:45:09What's up?
00:45:10Nothing.
00:45:11What's with all the attitude?
00:45:13Oh, there's no attitude.
00:45:15You know, I was just thinking.
00:45:16Picture this.
00:45:17Two hot tubby pyramid cleaning a whirlpool.
00:45:20Enter a bouncing bunch of bubbly beauties.
00:45:23Breathless from their workout.
00:45:26Sweat trickling down their scanty T-shirts.
00:45:31Outlining their full, firm breasts.
00:45:34They see us hungry for our flesh.
00:45:36They fling themselves into the whirling waters.
00:45:40What's up?
00:45:43I'll go check it out.
00:45:44How about a brownie, kid, huh?
00:46:01Get out.
00:46:03Hey, kid, you want a brownie?
00:46:08Damn, it sure is chilly in this joint.
00:46:12Paulie Plumbing, Leslie speaking.
00:46:13Can I help you?
00:46:14Oh, hi.
00:46:18Really?
00:46:19Well, yeah, just hold on a second.
00:46:22Al, it's Hollywood Hot Tubs.
00:46:23Hollywood Hot Tubs?
00:46:24Yeah, you're kidding.
00:46:25Hi!
00:46:27Bacteriological rust.
00:46:28Al, I've got it.
00:46:29It's okay.
00:46:29Got it, I've got it.
00:46:30You can go back to that important job now.
00:46:32No, I'm not doing it.
00:46:33You know, Al's such a perfectionist to insist on handling every account personally.
00:46:36It's okay, Al, I've got it.
00:46:37Uh, so, uh, how may I be of service to you?
00:46:50Yeah!
00:46:51I'll be right over!
00:46:52I think we may have the Hollywood Hot Tubs account.
00:46:55What are you talking about?
00:46:56I thought we lost that.
00:46:57Uh, how the hell did that happen?
00:46:58I don't know.
00:46:59Minor miracle, timing, luck.
00:47:01Con job.
00:47:02Anyhow, I told him I'd be right over with the figures.
00:47:04What figures?
00:47:05The figures that I, uh, made up last night, Al.
00:47:08Well, uh, it's getting close to promotion time, isn't it?
00:47:09Tell me what he's talking about.
00:47:10What figures?
00:47:11What promotions?
00:47:12No, I didn't tell you.
00:47:12What is this Hollywood Hot Tubs thing?
00:47:15Tell me about the Hollywood Hot Tubs!
00:47:17Leslie.
00:47:18I'm working.
00:47:19You hold grudges?
00:47:21Ask me in about ten years.
00:47:24What about Friday night?
00:47:26Canceled.
00:47:28Al was right.
00:47:30It sure is cold in here.
00:47:31I like your proposition very much.
00:47:38Great.
00:47:39Can we have a deal?
00:47:40I think there's still a few kinks to work out.
00:47:42Hey, anything you want.
00:47:45Let's have a drink.
00:47:46Uh, in the middle of the afternoon.
00:47:48Well, rather a special occasion, don't you think?
00:47:52Oh, sure.
00:47:57Here's to working out the kinks.
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:00To the kinks.
00:48:01Do you swim?
00:48:07Oh, yeah.
00:48:07But, uh, don't have a suit with me.
00:48:11Not to worry.
00:48:15Medium?
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18Sure.
00:48:31So, can I ask you a personal question?
00:48:56Yeah.
00:48:56Shoot.
00:48:59Whatever happened to your, uh...
00:49:01Husband?
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:05What a joke.
00:49:07I haven't seen him since the day Crystal was born.
00:49:09Ah, you should be young and dumb, huh?
00:49:14If it weren't for my brother Jesse, that parasite would still be clinging to me.
00:49:20One day, Jesse went to the racetrack, and guess who was there?
00:49:24With a little teeny bopper all over him.
00:49:27Jesse grabbed him and said,
00:49:28You go near my little sister one more time, and I'll make you a nymphie-nosed-needled dick.
00:49:35So, are you going with anybody now?
00:49:38No.
00:49:40Give me another ten minutes.
00:49:41You're a funny lady.
00:49:47I'm not joking.
00:49:49You're not.
00:49:59You're lovely.
00:50:02If you don't spend the night with me, I'll be forced to spend my time writing very bad poetry.
00:50:07Pam, uh, I don't know about this.
00:50:14The age difference?
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:17I mean, mixing plumbing.
00:50:20Business with pleasure.
00:50:23I bet you say that to all the girls.
00:50:25You will give them if this is love
00:50:37I've been reaching out to you
00:50:42And I can't believe you're finally reaching to
00:50:51Touch me once
00:50:53Touch me again
00:50:55You're finding places where my heart
00:50:58We made it to California.
00:51:00What do you mean, what the hell are we doing in California?
00:51:04We're here to see my baby sister.
00:51:06We're invited to her party.
00:51:07Right on.
00:51:08Hollywood hot tubs.
00:51:09Yeah, that's it.
00:51:10Yeah, sure, sure.
00:51:13Booze, broads, and bubbles.
00:51:14But we got to get there first, so let's go.
00:51:16I just hope she's not fooling around with some scum again.
00:51:28Hey, come on, you guys.
00:51:30A toast to Jeffrey Dare and the Hollywood hot tubs.
00:51:34Come on.
00:51:35Well, here's to my promotion.
00:51:37What?
00:51:37What promotion?
00:51:39Well, I mean, we have to hire more employees to get this job done in time.
00:51:42How about a VP in charge of hiring?
00:51:44We cannot afford to hire anybody else, Jeff.
00:51:47We can't afford not to.
00:51:48We've only got two days to get this job done.
00:51:50All right, all right.
00:51:52But you hire them cheap now, huh?
00:51:53Ha ha, come on now.
00:51:55Let's celebrate.
00:51:58Well, what the hell.
00:52:01Yeah, hey, all right.
00:52:03Let's go.
00:52:03Come on, come on.
00:52:05Hey, let's celebrate here.
00:52:07There we go.
00:52:08A little in there.
00:52:08Just don't spill it.
00:52:09Okay, here.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:11Hey, what is the matter with you two anyway?
00:52:15You look like sulking bookends, for God's sake.
00:52:17Give me that there.
00:52:21I propose a toast.
00:52:24To the nicest bunch of people I ever met.
00:52:26Al, you want me to take a look at number six?
00:52:51Good.
00:52:52Hey.
00:52:53Hi, Crystal.
00:52:55Jeff.
00:52:56Like you got four applicants out there to see you.
00:52:58No, I'll be right back, okay?
00:52:59Sure, no.
00:53:00Remember, minimum wage.
00:53:02No, no, I take that back.
00:53:03Sub-minimum wage.
00:53:06Ah, hello, BB.
00:53:09Boy, I sure am nervous about all this.
00:53:11Oh, come on.
00:53:12You know, things are shaping up.
00:53:13It'll be ready by tomorrow.
00:53:14You'll see.
00:53:15Well, it's not just the tubs, Jeff.
00:53:16I mean, I've got new customers coming in.
00:53:18I've got magazine and TV people.
00:53:20I've got investors and heavy investors.
00:53:22Hey, don't worry about it.
00:53:23It'll be ready by Saturday.
00:53:24I'm not going to let you down.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:30Pam.
00:53:31Hmm?
00:53:32I just want to let you know how much the last few days have meant to me.
00:53:36What I want to say...
00:53:37Shh.
00:53:38Please, Jeff, don't say anything.
00:53:41It's just too soon for commitments.
00:53:46See you tonight.
00:53:48Yeah.
00:53:59Sean, I've got any of the work order for you.
00:54:01I just finished working in there for an hour.
00:54:02Look, I'm sorry, but I can't spare anybody else.
00:54:04Look, Leslie, I wish you'd ease up on me and just let me explain something to you.
00:54:08There's nothing to explain because there was nothing between us.
00:54:12Okay, fine.
00:54:13A finder's fee?
00:54:17Do I have to remind you of the teenage unemployment rate?
00:54:20This fee goes towards special preferential treatment of your job applications.
00:54:24I mean, you do know about the job.
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:26All right.
00:54:27So is 20 bucks too much to ask for a job like this?
00:54:29It pays that well and there are that many women?
00:54:32He sounds too good to be true.
00:54:33That's why I'm asking.
00:54:35Well, hey, let me tell you.
00:54:36Yeah, I mean, the job conditions cannot be beat this side of Malibu.
00:54:40My friends, you are looking at a professional businessman, a member of the union.
00:55:01Are you impugning the American labor force?
00:55:03No.
00:55:04If it means so much to you, take your goddamn money back.
00:55:06No, keep it.
00:55:07Are you sure?
00:55:08Well, yes.
00:55:09Is she last chance?
00:55:10No, please.
00:55:11Take it.
00:55:11Take your money.
00:55:12Take it.
00:55:13All right.
00:55:30Easy, easy, whore, baby.
00:55:32We got all day to get in a hot tub.
00:55:34We got to find my baby sister first.
00:55:35I got to find me a trick.
00:55:36Yeah, shut up.
00:55:45Hey, hey.
00:55:48Jesse's my name.
00:55:49Viking's my game.
00:55:50And I want to see my baby sister.
00:55:52Wow.
00:55:52Okay, what the hell is going...
00:55:55Jesse?
00:55:56Jesse?
00:55:58Oh, God, Jesse!
00:56:01Oh, my baby sister!
00:56:05Oh, Jesse!
00:56:08Hi, ma'am.
00:56:09Where are the chicks?
00:56:10I'm going to go.
00:56:11Shut up.
00:56:12Uncle Jesse?
00:56:14Crystal.
00:56:14Crystal.
00:56:16Well, you've come to the right place, guys.
00:56:19Crystal, warm-up number six.
00:56:21Quick, okay?
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:22Holy sheep shit.
00:56:25You got trouble there.
00:56:27That's a walking bundle of dynamite.
00:56:29Oh, you're telling me?
00:56:32So when's the rest of the gang arriving?
00:56:33Oh, that's it.
00:56:34There ain't no more.
00:56:35It's just me, Aquarius, and War Baby.
00:56:38That's right.
00:56:38Three out of 30.
00:56:40Well, the others?
00:56:41Iron Mike's got a Coors Distributorship.
00:56:43Ma...
00:56:44Mama Juggs is running a woman's clinic.
00:56:46Oh, no!
00:56:47Hurt Pickpins, Idaho Senator.
00:56:49Damn things are changing so fast, even I'm wearing design jeans.
00:56:53Do you know where Sean is?
00:56:55I sent my call.
00:56:56Oh, well, can I talk to you alone for a moment?
00:56:59Just for the last time, no.
00:57:00How many times do I have to tell you that?
00:57:02Jeez, what'd I do to deserve this?
00:57:05I'm sorry.
00:57:08I'm just so confused right now.
00:57:12Sean?
00:57:13Ah, don't worry.
00:57:16I have a letter from Amnesty International.
00:57:18What?
00:57:20I've got to level with you.
00:57:21Sean didn't know anything about that girl's soccer team.
00:57:24I set him up.
00:57:26Why?
00:57:28I guess I was just jealous of all the attention you were giving him.
00:57:34I think I'm flattered.
00:57:37You should be.
00:57:40Friends.
00:57:41Friends!
00:57:42Oh, by the way, where did you send Sean?
00:57:46Someplace called the Roman Holiday Baths.
00:57:48Oh, boy.
00:57:49Hollywood Plumbing.
00:58:12Huh?
00:58:14I'm here to fix a shower or something.
00:58:18Follow me.
00:58:22I think your outfit is really hot.
00:58:25What you seeing?
00:58:26I'm just a plumber.
00:58:27Ooh, ouch.
00:58:28A little too kinky for me.
00:58:31Ah!
00:58:32Sure are a bunch of friendly guys here.
00:58:34Where's the showers?
00:58:35Straight ahead.
00:58:36Oh, and, kid, when you're all through, you're welcome to stick around and join in the fun.
00:58:42Gee, I'd love to, you know, but my wife's at home waiting for me.
00:58:46She's 11 months pregnant, you know.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:48Probation officer.
00:59:05I don't care if you're Tinkerbell.
00:59:08Well, eight bucks, buddy.
00:59:09Eight bucks?
00:59:12Uh, do you think I can get a receipt?
00:59:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, a receipt.
00:59:18It's more babies start swinging back and forth, and all of a sudden, the river bites and all of a sudden.
00:59:22Oh, my God.
00:59:23Wait.
00:59:24I'm coming.
00:59:26I'm coming.
00:59:28Hello?
00:59:30Pam?
00:59:31Oh, hi, Jeff.
00:59:33Um, Pam, there's something I've got to tell you.
00:59:36Hmm.
00:59:37You sound serious.
00:59:39Well, it is to me.
00:59:41I didn't count on it going this far with us.
00:59:44What?
00:59:46Our, um...
00:59:47Our relationship?
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:52Look, Pam, this is my day, to be honest.
00:59:54I've got to tell you, I sabotaged your place that day, the bacterial rust and all.
00:59:59What do you mean, Jeff?
01:00:01Well, I caused all the tubs to malfunction.
01:00:03I was trying to land a contract, you see.
01:00:05So you've just been stringing me along, right, you little prick?
01:00:08No, no, no, you don't understand.
01:00:10I understand just fine, goddammit.
01:00:17Goddammit, anyway.
01:00:28Well, like, what's with the anger, Mom?
01:00:29Jeff is a two-bit con artist.
01:00:31I fell right into his game.
01:00:34Shit, how did I do that?
01:00:35How the hell did I do that?
01:00:36Just that guy you introduced me to, right?
01:00:38Right.
01:00:39Well, I didn't like him then, and I like him even less now.
01:00:41Little bum tricked me into giving him the account.
01:00:45Look, I told you he was too young for your baby sister.
01:00:47Oh, really?
01:00:50Well, why didn't you just tell me why is it when a guy is seeing somebody who's even half his age, everybody thinks that's real cute.
01:00:57But you turn the tables, and everybody calls the woman a cradle robber, right?
01:01:00Okay, okay, sorry.
01:01:02Still no excuse to rip you off.
01:01:05Come on, boys.
01:01:06It's party time.
01:01:07See you in the air.
01:01:07Bye.
01:01:08Bye.
01:01:09Bye.
01:01:09Bye.
01:01:09Bye.
01:01:09Bye.
01:01:09Bye.
01:01:09Bye.
01:01:11Bye.
01:01:11Bye.
01:01:11Bye.
01:01:13Bye.
01:01:13Bye.
01:01:13Bye.
01:01:13Bye.
01:01:13Bye.
01:01:13Bye.
01:01:17Bye.
01:01:18Jesse, last time I saw that look on your face.
01:01:21Boys, tomorrow we're gonna take that Jeff character and string him up by us balls.
01:01:26No for the fucks with my sister when I'm around.
01:01:35Oh, my God.
01:01:43Ma, you're really silly.
01:01:45I mean, Jeff's neat.
01:01:45and, like, you're really bending this out of shape.
01:01:49Oh, so you think I'm wrong, too, huh?
01:01:51Mom, call him.
01:01:56Mom, please.
01:01:57He never meant to hurt you.
01:01:59Please.
01:02:15I'm so proud of you.
01:02:43I really am.
01:02:46Leslie, would you do something for me?
01:02:50Would you make believe this is the first time for you?
01:02:58I love you.
01:02:59From all the love in your eyes.
01:03:06I'm so afraid to feel the pain of love's goodbye.
01:03:18Oh, you have come the distance.
01:03:20You care enough to try.
01:03:23Oh, you have come the distance.
01:03:25You're there for me.
01:03:27It all begins tonight.
01:03:29In your eyes.
01:03:32Love is in your eyes.
01:03:34It answers all the questions that I have kept inside.
01:03:40In your eyes.
01:03:43I can start again.
01:03:46From all the love never felt so right.
01:03:50It's here with you tonight.
01:03:52I've been holding on to a love that meant for you.
01:03:58I've been holding on to a love that meant for you.
01:03:59I've been holding on to a love that meant for you.
01:04:00I've been holding on to a love that meant for you.
01:04:03I've been holding on to a love that meant for you.
01:04:05In your eyes.
01:04:15In your eyes.
01:04:18Love is in your eyes.
01:04:21In your eyes.
01:04:27In your eyes.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:32Oh, my God.
01:05:02We know that, Al.
01:05:04Well, I am just protecting my own interest here.
01:05:06Al, everything's in the works, okay?
01:05:08Yeah, everything's in the works.
01:05:10So is Murphy's Law in the works.
01:05:11I know something is going to go wrong here.
01:05:13I just know it.
01:05:15Al, you don't need that.
01:05:16You're already a nervous wreck for guys.
01:05:18Coffee is the only thing that will calm me down.
01:05:20The only thing?
01:05:21Here, try a coup one instead.
01:05:23Al, Ali, my mom takes them all the time.
01:05:26So how strong could they be?
01:05:28Are those tranquilizers?
01:05:30Yeah.
01:05:31No, no, no.
01:05:32You only take one at a time, Al.
01:05:34What, with alcohol?
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:42Hello?
01:05:44First thing tomorrow morning?
01:05:46Nine o'clock today.
01:05:47Wait a minute.
01:05:48I'm sorry, but we were really booked up solid.
01:05:50I mean, there's no repairmen even to take your call.
01:05:52All right, hold on a second.
01:05:53I'm going to check, okay?
01:05:55Al, it's Cameron Evans.
01:05:56He wants to know, can we do an emergency repair service today?
01:05:59I don't care who it is.
01:06:00You know what the situation is here?
01:06:01Tell him no.
01:06:02I know, but he knows our rates and he's just offered five times as much.
01:06:06Like I said, let me talk at him.
01:06:09Yeah.
01:06:10Who is it?
01:06:11Yeah.
01:06:12How are you doing?
01:06:13Yeah.
01:06:14What's the problem?
01:06:15Oh, you're kidding.
01:06:16That's all it is.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:18Where are you at?
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:20I sent someone over in a jiffy.
01:06:22Yeah.
01:06:23Thanks a lot.
01:06:24Bye.
01:06:26It's just a filter and a compressor.
01:06:28Take five, ten minutes?
01:06:29No, no, no, no.
01:06:30Right, Sean?
01:06:32Okay, okay.
01:06:33I'm gone.
01:06:34Oh, this is such a grody mess.
01:06:36I mean, like the party's in an hour.
01:06:37Don't you know?
01:06:38Oh, well, let's have another beer, huh?
01:06:40Let's don't say we're good.
01:06:50Hey.
01:06:51Remember me?
01:06:52Yeah.
01:06:53Come here.
01:06:54See that?
01:06:55It's supposed to be a cauldron of boiling wax, right?
01:06:58Right.
01:06:59Okay, they got the color.
01:07:00They got the smoke.
01:07:01But the clowns can't get the bubbles.
01:07:03See, no bubbles, no boil.
01:07:05They need bubbles.
01:07:06They need lots and lots of bubbles.
01:07:07Not these winky dinky bubbles.
01:07:09Mr. Blood, this young man will have your cauldron fixed in just a moment.
01:07:16Christ.
01:07:17Character actors.
01:07:19The man is a special effect.
01:07:22Come here.
01:07:24Just fix this thing fast, will you please?
01:07:27Mr. Blood has threatened to walk off this Saturday.
01:07:29I'll see what I can do.
01:07:30Just fix it fast.
01:07:46Food.
01:07:47Oh, I can't.
01:07:48Oh, fuck, man.
01:07:50God.
01:07:51Man.
01:07:52What's that a.m. or p.m.?
01:07:53Fuck, man, it's p.m.
01:07:54Gonna be late for baby sister's party.
01:07:55Oh, fuck, man.
01:07:56What's that a.m. or p.m.?
01:07:57Fuck, man, it's p.m.
01:07:59Oh, fuck, man.
01:08:00Oh, fuck, man.
01:08:01Oh, fuck, man.
01:08:02Oh, fuck, man.
01:08:06God.
01:08:07Man.
01:08:08What's that a.m. or p.m.?
01:08:10Fuck, man, it's p.m.
01:08:12I'm gonna be late for baby sister's party.
01:08:15What?
01:08:16What?
01:08:17Oh, man, I didn't forget about that scumbag.
01:08:30What?
01:08:31Good.
01:08:34Crystal, babe.
01:08:35Hey.
01:08:36Yeah, we're a little bit delayed.
01:08:38Uh, no, we'll be there soon.
01:08:41Hey, you got a number to that Jeff bum?
01:08:44He's gonna be there tonight.
01:08:45He's not gonna be there tonight.
01:08:47Well, which is it?
01:08:50Perfect.
01:08:51Bye.
01:08:55Excuse me.
01:08:56Did you see Jeff?
01:08:57No.
01:08:58Like, I hope I don't.
01:08:59I like.
01:09:00Oh, no.
01:09:01Like, I told Jesse he'd be here tonight.
01:09:03Crystal, didn't you tell him that everything was okay between Jeff and me?
01:09:06No.
01:09:07He, like, hung up too early.
01:09:09Oh, Crystal.
01:09:10Sorry.
01:09:11God.
01:09:12Boys, I'm gonna get me a scalp tonight.
01:09:16Yahoo!
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:23This is sure how far I cried from the bathhouses we had, but I was a boy.
01:09:28Mr. Kensington.
01:09:29Yes, I live in the neighborhood.
01:09:30I wanted to see what the fuss was all about.
01:09:32Well, welcome.
01:09:34Crystal, would you please show Mr. Kensington back to room number four?
01:09:37Okay.
01:09:39Right now.
01:09:40Okay.
01:09:42Come on, come on, come on.
01:09:43What's with them?
01:09:44Oh, uh, they're here to fix room six.
01:09:45What?
01:09:46I said they're here to fix room six.
01:09:47I know, I heard you, but it's supposed to be done.
01:09:49Well, it is, except for room six.
01:09:50Oh, my God.
01:09:51Well, you better hurry up.
01:09:52This whole front is jammed full of people.
01:09:53Hey, Pam is looking for you.
01:09:54Oh, well, tell her I'll be right back, okay?
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:56All right.
01:09:57Okay.
01:09:58All right.
01:09:59Aw, good stuff.
01:10:02Al.
01:10:03Al.
01:10:04Al, why did you take a whole pound of tranquilizers?
01:10:05Come on out.
01:10:06I don't know.
01:10:07I don't know when they're gonna wear off.
01:10:08Hey, Pam, hey.
01:10:09Hey, Pam, hey.
01:10:10Hey, Pam.
01:10:11Come on, hey, Pam.
01:10:12All right.
01:10:13I'll tell you what you said.
01:10:14I should be done.
01:10:15Well, it is, except for room six.
01:10:16Oh, my God.
01:10:17Well, you better hurry up.
01:10:18This whole front is jammed full of people.
01:10:19Hey, Pam is looking for you.
01:10:20Oh, well, tell her I'll be right back, okay?
01:10:21Okay.
01:10:22All right.
01:10:24Aw.
01:10:26Aw, duh.
01:10:28Al.
01:10:29Al, why did you take a whole pound of tranquilizers?
01:10:33Come on out.
01:10:34I don't know when they're gonna wear off.
01:10:36Family.
01:10:37I was about a nice tea bath to clear your head.
01:10:47Wouldn't that be nice, Al?
01:10:49Hi, lovely.
01:10:50Hi, Al.
01:10:51I'll take care of him, Pam.
01:10:53Come on, Al.
01:10:58Come on, Al.
01:11:00You got jalapeno dick?
01:11:03Like what?
01:11:04Here's a thousand bucks, you cute little thing.
01:11:07Now, I want to order a ton of jalapeno dip with all its rimmies.
01:11:13Yay.
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:18Yeah, to us.
01:11:21Yeah.
01:11:23It's Sarah Crane, the rocker.
01:11:25Do you, like, know who's in that room?
01:11:27Yeah, Al.
01:11:28Do you, like, also know where there's a Mexican place that, like, delivers?
01:11:31Like, well, yes.
01:11:33Okay.
01:11:34Oh, yeah, like, I want a thousand bucks for it.
01:12:02And, like, throw on something extra, okay?
01:12:05Bye.
01:12:07Crystal, see that number three is clear, okay?
01:12:11This job is like turning into work.
01:12:14Okay, okay, okay.
01:12:26Sean, what took you so long?
01:12:28It was no ten-minute job. That's what took me so long.
01:12:30Where is everybody?
01:12:31Well, Al's steaming, and Jeff's gone off someplace.
01:12:33And get somebody else up front.
01:12:38Like, what is wrong with the darn light?
01:12:41Like, this room is reserved for somebody.
01:12:44Like, you're going to have to pay extra.
01:12:47Right, like, talking over with my mother.
01:12:50Like, what is wrong with this darn light?
01:12:53Like, shit.
01:12:54Like, I'm going to talk to my mother about this.
01:12:56Like, have you guys seen my mom?
01:13:00Yeah, she's up front.
01:13:00Like, this guy in room three, like, won't leave.
01:13:03Like, shit.
01:13:07Water.
01:13:08Water.
01:13:09Water.
01:13:12There's, uh, champagne up in front.
01:13:15Better.
01:13:16Better.
01:13:16Goddamn better.
01:13:17I think I know that, Tush.
01:13:23It's crazy.
01:13:26Hey, this is a Hollywood premiere, isn't it?
01:13:30I know, but you look so different.
01:13:32Well, at least if you die now, you won't have to change clothes.
01:13:34Jeff, we were worried.
01:13:37Oh, so was I.
01:13:38You know, Taylor's is so unreliable.
01:13:39By the way, what's this place like in the busy season?
01:13:41Jeff, I've got to talk to you.
01:13:45Pardonnez-moi, but we have been waiting here a good eight minutes.
01:13:48This isn't like Il Ristorante, is it?
01:13:50Well, you can go right back now.
01:13:52I've just had Crystal checkout number three, and it's already free.
01:13:55Mom!
01:13:56I see.
01:13:57Mom!
01:13:58Honey!
01:13:59Now!
01:14:04It looks like everybody's here.
01:14:07No, not quite everybody is here.
01:14:11Excuse me, please.
01:14:26That one is.
01:14:27That one is.
01:14:28That one is.
01:14:34Oh, my God.
01:14:42Oh, my God.
01:14:43Like, Jess is here.
01:14:44Oh, my God.
01:14:45What?
01:14:46Jess is here.
01:14:47Oh, are you kidding?
01:14:48No.
01:14:48Oh, listen, everybody.
01:14:49We've got trouble.
01:14:50Oh, Jesse's got it in his head that Jeff is using me.
01:14:53What?
01:14:53I know that he's out to get you.
01:14:55He looks real mad.
01:14:56I mean, like he really wants to kill somebody.
01:14:58Why didn't you tell me this before?
01:14:59I have been trying.
01:15:01Pam, why don't you call the police?
01:15:02Oh, please.
01:15:03I've seen Jesse eat a sheriff's badge.
01:15:05I think you'd better just go.
01:15:06I'll take my chances here.
01:15:08Oh, ah.
01:15:09Oh, my God.
01:15:10Come on, Sean.
01:15:11He's going to need help.
01:15:12Okay.
01:15:14Party, party.
01:15:23Hi, Uncle.
01:15:24Where's Lover Boy?
01:15:25Now, Jesse.
01:15:26Come on.
01:15:27I just want to talk to him.
01:15:28He ain't here.
01:15:28Who ain't here?
01:15:30UCLA marching band.
01:15:31Come on, baby sister.
01:15:32Where is he?
01:15:49Shit, flashers.
01:15:54Where did he go?
01:15:55Sean, I don't know.
01:15:57Huh?
01:15:57I said I don't know.
01:15:59Oh, my God.
01:16:00Sleep.
01:16:00Who?
01:16:07What prompted that?
01:16:09Come on.
01:16:09Let's get back to the reception area.
01:16:10Come on.
01:16:10Okay.
01:16:14Hey, Jeff.
01:16:15What's happening?
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:16What the hell's going on?
01:16:17I'm not.
01:16:18We got it under control.
01:16:19Hey, guys.
01:16:19Look who's here.
01:16:21Hey, Jeff.
01:16:22Yeah.
01:16:22What the hell is that?
01:16:26There must be some air in the pipes.
01:16:27We've been hearing it all evening.
01:16:29Oh, shit.
01:16:31Shit.
01:16:33I'll tear the whole damn place down if I have to to find him.
01:16:36Find who?
01:16:37I'm looking for some guy named Jeff.
01:16:39Oh, Jeff.
01:16:39He's in the back back there.
01:16:40Oh, it's the door.
01:16:41It's you.
01:16:42Jesse.
01:16:43Jesse, dear God, please be reasonable.
01:16:45This is my big bag.
01:16:46Oh, God.
01:16:47I don't need any trouble.
01:16:48Jesse, shit.
01:16:50We've got to do something.
01:16:51Oh, my God.
01:16:52My folks.
01:16:54Hmm?
01:16:55Wally, what kind of place is this?
01:16:56Oh, Bev, I told you.
01:16:57It's a resort spot.
01:16:58Well, with all these freaks around.
01:17:01Yeah.
01:17:01Trying to have a little fun.
01:17:02I think I need a vacuum.
01:17:06I don't know what's going on, but keep it up.
01:17:08Well, I don't know what to do.
01:17:30Look, I think I've got an idea.
01:17:32Does anybody know whose motorcycles are parked out front?
01:17:35Yeah.
01:17:36Huh?
01:17:36Uh, well, they're being towed away.
01:17:39Huh?
01:17:49What's that?
01:17:50My jalapeno dip.
01:17:52What?
01:17:53A jalapeno dip.
01:17:56Oh.
01:17:59Mr. Slade?
01:18:01What are you doing here?
01:18:02Mr. and Mrs. Wright, hello.
01:18:03Hi.
01:18:03A friend of mine is an investor in the spa.
01:18:05Really?
01:18:06Well, so are we here.
01:18:07Here he comes now.
01:18:10Hi, sweetheart.
01:18:11Hi.
01:18:12Uh, see you later.
01:18:17I'm sorry, sir.
01:18:18This room is closed.
01:18:23I think we were supposed to watch somebody.
01:18:30Let's grab some food first.
01:18:31Oh, excuse me, dear, but have you seen my husband, Mr. Kensington?
01:18:49This is my boy's time.
01:18:51This is my boy's time.
01:18:51Here.
01:18:52Not with Agora.
01:18:54What the hell?
01:18:55Oh, teaching breaststroke, right?
01:18:56All this fuss over a giant bathtub.
01:19:21Yeah, I know, but keep looking.
01:19:22Really, Wally, I don't know.
01:19:23I know, but it's a hell of a party.
01:19:26Oh, I want you.
01:19:28Ever since I saw that cute little fanny of yours, I've been dying to take a bite out of it.
01:19:32Oh.
01:19:33Oh, Wally, what a pleasure to say, Al.
01:19:37Hey, see, you still married the old pill popper, huh?
01:19:40A couple of days.
01:19:41Al, I take a few Valium for my nerves.
01:19:44You know, really, I don't have to stand here and be insulted.
01:19:47No, you don't.
01:19:48Why don't you go over there and sit down?
01:19:49That's not it.
01:19:50That's not it.
01:19:51Well, you're off the Christmas list.
01:19:56Smyron!
01:19:57Ooh!
01:19:59Where are you, darling?
01:20:01Ooh, Smyron!
01:20:04Smyron!
01:20:05Your turn.
01:20:20No rules.
01:20:29You've got mouth spread.
01:20:32Oh!
01:20:33Oh!
01:20:35Okay, okay.
01:20:39So you got him.
01:20:40Three or four dozen lucky shots.
01:20:42Now stand back.
01:20:44Jeff?
01:20:45Jeff?
01:20:45Jeff?
01:20:45Jeff?
01:20:47Oh!
01:20:47Oh!
01:20:48Oh!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:54Oh!
01:20:55Oh!
01:20:55Oh!
01:20:55Oh!
01:20:55Oh!
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:57Oh!
01:20:57Oh!
01:20:58Oh!
01:20:58Oh!
01:20:59Oh!
01:21:00Oh!
01:21:01Oh!
01:21:01Oh!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Oh!
01:21:04Oh!
01:21:05Oh!
01:21:06Oh!
01:21:07Oh!
01:21:07Oh!
01:21:08Oh!
01:21:08Oh!
01:21:08Oh!
01:21:09Oh!
01:21:09Oh!
01:21:09Oh!
01:21:10Oh!
01:21:11Myron!
01:21:13Hey!
01:21:14Mama!
01:21:14Mama!
01:21:14You...
01:21:23What do you think?
01:21:24I think I'm in love.
01:21:27Now?
01:21:57Oh, kid, I give up! I give up!
01:22:14Where the hell are you going?
01:22:17Where the hell are you all going?
01:22:19You're leaving me party!
01:22:21You are...
01:22:23I think I got a feeling.
01:22:27Now, that was fun.
01:22:35I wonder if they'd let me keep the costume.
01:22:43That was a hell of a party!
01:22:45I second about it.
01:22:47We saw the headlines we got. We're booked for months.
01:22:49Great. That gets my parents and Al off the hook.
01:22:53Oh, no.
01:22:55Is there a plumber in the house?
01:22:57Well...
01:22:59No problem. It's just a broken seal on the compressor, that's all.
01:23:03Wrong, wash your breath. It's a switch on the thermal couple.
01:23:05No way, Bozo. Get out your plumbing manuals. It is a broken compressor.
01:23:09Look, I know more about hot tubs than you ever did.
01:23:11No way!
01:23:13No way!
01:23:15No way!
01:23:17No way!
01:23:19No way!
01:23:21No way!
01:23:23No way!
01:23:25No way!
01:23:27No way!
01:23:29No way!
01:23:31No way!
01:23:33Oh, how exciting!
01:23:35I mean, do you think it's, like, dangerous?
01:23:37No way!
01:23:39No way!
01:23:41No way!
01:23:43No way!
01:23:45No way!
01:23:47No way!
01:23:49No way!
01:23:51No way!
01:23:53Now, that was a film!
01:23:55Not rusty enough.
01:23:57Not rusty enough...
01:24:03You can talk until you're blue
01:24:05What kind of good there's talking after you?
01:24:07That's a game I used to play
01:24:13Oh!
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