He Said the Baby Was Too Expensive

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He Said the Baby Was Too Expensive He Said the Baby Was Too Expensive He Said the Baby Was Too Expensive

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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.

00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell, fantasizing about a man I can never have.

00:00:07The CEO of Delancicorp and my dad's best friend.

00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,

00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk

00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.

00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.

00:00:28We have something to talk about.

00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.

00:00:44Mr. Delancicorp, what did we need to discuss?

00:00:47There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.

00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.

00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.

00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here,

00:00:57so you showed up.

00:00:59God, he's so hot.

00:01:01Is that a new cologne he's wearing? He smells so good.

00:01:05This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.

00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.

00:01:09Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.

00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.

00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.

00:01:18Hey.

00:01:20You keep staring at me and blanking off.

00:01:22You've been doing that since you were a teenager.

00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.

00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.

00:01:31You'll always be a kid to me.

00:01:35Let's stop smoking.

00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.

00:01:41Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time,

00:01:45just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?

00:01:47I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.

00:01:50So we need to step it up.

00:01:52Anybody have any ideas of other locations?

00:01:54Hey, bestie.

00:01:55How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?

00:01:57Tell me you've already hit that.

00:01:59As if it's that easy.

00:02:01But he's right here with me now.

00:02:03I'm floating.

00:02:04I'm floating.

00:02:13OMG, that is so YouTube.

00:02:16I'm literally screaming.

00:02:21Hey.

00:02:22Come here.

00:02:24Yes, sir.

00:02:28Everybody else meeting's over.

00:02:29Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

00:02:33Close the door.

00:02:42Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.

00:02:45That ain't gonna get me into this for.

00:02:51Take your shirt off.

00:02:53I don't think...

00:02:54Don't think.

00:02:55Do as you told.

00:02:59Don't think a sound.

00:03:00Your coworkers are right outside that door.

00:03:01You want them to hear you moan?

00:03:23Oh, my God.

00:03:24Shh. I guess we're going to have to gag you anymore.

00:03:44Yes sir.

00:03:48What the hell is she smiling about? I told her this meeting is important.

00:03:51Daydreaming again.

00:03:53Hey. Come here.

00:03:55Me?

00:03:56Yeah. Project the demo for me.

00:03:59Sophie, snap out of it. This is work. You need to focus.

00:04:05Oh my god. I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend. I can't stop thinking about him.

00:04:13I want his perfect mouth on mine.

00:04:17Wait. Your dad's best friend? Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?

00:04:25Sophie, that's literally disgusting.

00:04:29That's enough. Sophie stay here. Everybody else get out. Meeting's over.

00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate. We should put her in line.

00:04:39Get out. All of you. Let's go.

00:04:48Sophie, this is an important meeting. I told you to be focused.

00:04:51Aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?

00:04:54My dad's best friend? Who do you think that is?

00:05:00He's not even going to ask? Does he not care at all?

00:05:03Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.

00:05:06No, Sophie. Some things you can't take them back once you save them.

00:05:13Jessie, I'm in love with you.

00:05:20No, Sophie. You're like a daughter to me.

00:05:23Don't say that. It's not like that. I love you how a woman loves a man.

00:05:27I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog

00:05:31and children that run around the backyard. That kind of love, don't you understand?

00:05:36No. No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.

00:05:41Outgrow these feelings? I've had a crush on you for forever.

00:05:45I can't get rid of these feelings, okay? They're not going anywhere.

00:05:48Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.

00:05:55You can't just give us one chance. Just to try.

00:05:57No. You're my best friend's daughter. I'm not going to do George like that.

00:06:01If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun. He will shoot me.

00:06:06Jessie, you literally sell guns for a living.

00:06:09Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.

00:06:12Sophie, I'm serious.

00:06:16Wait. Does that mean...

00:06:20you like me too? It's just because of my dad?

00:06:22No. No, it's one of the small reasons. The bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.

00:06:28I'm old. I'm divorced.

00:06:31You're young. You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.

00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age.

00:06:36You can't tell me what I want, okay? I know what I want and it's you.

00:06:40Well, I don't want you.

00:06:41I see.

00:06:43I'll stop bothering you then.

00:06:45Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you. But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.

00:07:01Damn it.

00:07:08First, you didn't follow me. Why would...

00:07:13You made it right? It's running pretty hard.

00:07:16No thanks.

00:07:22No! Stop!

00:07:23Ah!

00:07:27Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.

00:07:30Okay? He's gonna know when I don't show up.

00:07:32Please, he's a really powerful man. You wouldn't want to piss him off.

00:07:35We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.

00:07:38Nobody's coming for you.

00:07:42Do you want money? I have money.

00:07:44No, no, no. We don't want money?

00:07:46She's so fucking hot. I get to go first.

00:07:49What are you doing? Please, please let me go.

00:07:54Let me go!

00:07:55Shut up!

00:07:57Sophie!

00:07:59Is that Jesse?

00:08:09Get your fucking hands off her!

00:08:13Are you okay?

00:08:14Are you okay?

00:08:17Yo, Grandpa.

00:08:26You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, Hulk man.

00:08:37Take another step or bring your fucking brains out.

00:08:39Get your fucking brains out.

00:08:43Get on the ground!

00:08:47Get on the fucking ground!

00:08:49Don't kill us!

00:08:51Please don't kill us!

00:08:53It'll never happen again!

00:08:54We swear!

00:08:55I didn't know he had his side to him.

00:08:57911, what's your emergency?

00:08:59Hell, I have an attempted rape.

00:09:01Two white males mid-twenties.

00:09:03The corner at 46 and 30.

00:09:06Listen, bro, just...

00:09:10Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.

00:09:12And if I see you come around here again,

00:09:14I'm gonna fucking kill you.

00:09:18You alright?

00:09:19No!

00:09:37Sophie.

00:09:39Stop staring at me.

00:09:41I wasn't staring.

00:09:42I just...

00:09:44Wait, you're hurt.

00:09:50It's nothing.

00:09:53I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.

00:09:55He still came looking for me.

00:09:56Does this mean he has feelings for me too?

00:10:01Here, you can change into this.

00:10:02What the hell are you doing?

00:10:15You told me to get changed.

00:10:17In the bathroom?

00:10:18I thought you saw me as a kid.

00:10:20So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?

00:10:24See yourself.

00:10:32Liar.

00:10:46Okay.

00:10:47Let me get this wound holding up for you.

00:10:50I sound fine.

00:10:52You gotta go get some sleep.

00:10:53You know what a spare bedroom is.

00:10:56Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.

00:10:58Yeah.

00:11:02If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?

00:11:05I'm not running away, Sophie.

00:11:07I'm tired.

00:11:08I've had a long day, obviously.

00:11:15And why is your heart beating so fast?

00:11:17Why are you running away so fast?

00:11:27Why are you hard?

00:11:32Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?

00:11:38Snap out of it, Jessie.

00:11:39This is your friend's daughter.

00:11:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing.

00:11:43You're hard, that means you want me.

00:11:44It means I'm a healthy man.

00:11:47You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.

00:11:50But don't get it twisted.

00:11:52This isn't love.

00:11:53This isn't affection.

00:11:55It's biology.

00:12:03Fine.

00:12:04If you want to be a scaredy-cat and hide your feelings,

00:12:07I'll force you out of your cave.

00:12:10It's my dad's wedding today.

00:12:13I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.

00:12:15You may now kiss the bride.

00:12:23Jessie should be here by now.

00:12:26Where is he?

00:12:33There he is.

00:12:34Be cool, Sophie.

00:12:39Late?

00:12:40To your best friend's wedding?

00:12:42I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.

00:12:45So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.

00:12:46You're barely 21.

00:12:47Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?

00:12:48To be honest, I don't even think so.

00:12:49I'm gonna go watch the ceremony from the front.

00:12:50I'm gonna go watch the ceremony from the front.

00:12:51I'm gonna go watch the ceremony from the front.

00:12:52To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.

00:12:53Your father still wants you to wish him well.

00:12:54Trust me.

00:12:55I've wished him plenty.

00:12:56I'm gonna go watch the ceremony from the front.

00:12:57To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.

00:12:58Your father still wants you to wish him well.

00:12:59Trust me.

00:13:00I've wished him plenty.

00:13:01Doesn't seem to help.

00:13:02That's my fifth step mom.

00:13:03She's thirty.

00:13:04I'm gonna go ahead and get up.

00:13:05You know my mother.

00:13:06I'm gonna go see you.

00:13:07I'm gonna go watch the ceremony.

00:13:08I'm gonna take it easy on the booze.

00:13:09You're barely twenty-one.

00:13:11I'm going to go take it easy on the booze.

00:13:12You're barely twenty-one.

00:13:13Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?

00:13:14To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.

00:13:19And your father still wants you to wish him well.

00:13:20Trust me.

00:13:22I've wished him plenty.

00:13:22Doesn't seem to help.

00:13:23That's my fifth step mom.

00:13:25She's 30

00:13:27Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom your father loves you. You know that I

00:13:34Know he does. He's my dad

00:13:36But the real question is do you

00:13:46Suffer you're drunk. Oh

00:13:50There you guys are

00:13:53Hey, daddy

00:13:55Oh

00:13:57Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah

00:14:05She's drunk

00:14:06I'm gonna take her down the lake. Maybe she's over it up a little bit. You've been eye on Sophie for me, would you?

00:14:11I'm gonna leave the bastards thinking it's his easy prey because he's tipsy. He's the only one I trust around here

00:14:25Do you need a suit to every girl? You're not every girl. I'm a best friend's daughter

00:14:34Can you please come up with something new?

00:14:36I'm tipsy, okay? Just let me rest

00:14:43Fine I'll stop bothering you then

00:14:50Fine I'll stop bothering you then

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00:16:14You scared the shit out of me, it's not funny.

00:16:18If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?

00:16:23Next time I'm gonna let you drown.

00:16:30I love you.

00:16:36This is crazy.

00:16:38Mergers and acquisitions, guns, weapons, things like that.

00:16:44Nothing can happen between you and Sophie. You have to stop thinking about it.

00:16:50Alright, alright. It is late. It is my wedding night.

00:16:55And we are going back to our tent.

00:17:02You all have fun and we will see you tomorrow.

00:17:07Come on, baby.

00:17:14Ow.

00:17:16I'm pretty tired too.

00:17:18So, tired of my tent. I'll see you guys in the morning.

00:17:44Where are you?

00:17:46Where are you?

00:17:47Where are you?

00:17:48Where are you?

00:17:49Where are you?

00:17:50My cat.

00:17:51I'm sick.

00:17:53I'm sick.

00:18:11Mr. Delancey we're in your office and you need to walk by

00:18:14anyone to walk by.

00:18:16So what?

00:18:18I'm the CEO.

00:18:20Let him wash.

00:18:22You know, ever since you joined this company,

00:18:24it's taken my full willpower and I think it's your own name.

00:18:26You're with Sophie?

00:18:28Then kiss me, boss man.

00:18:36I'm gonna fight to rap against this window.

00:18:40I know what kind of restraints you had with these boys,

00:18:42but they're about to have a look at them from around there.

00:18:46Yes.

00:18:48Yes, why?

00:18:50Yes sir, please fuck me.

00:18:54Sophie.

00:19:02I heard you calling my name.

00:19:04Are you touching yourself thinking about me?

00:19:14What? No.

00:19:16Why are you in my tent?

00:19:18Get out.

00:19:19You're not gonna get out of this one, Jesse.

00:19:21You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?

00:19:31What do you want me to say?

00:19:33You want to tell you, yes, yes, I find you attractive.

00:19:35I'm very attracted to you, but any man would be in their right mind.

00:19:39You're kind, you're sexy, you check every box.

00:19:43Alright, is that what you wanted to hear?

00:19:45That doesn't mean that we can be together.

00:19:47Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.

00:19:49Do you know how happy I am right now?

00:19:51Do you know how happy I am right now?

00:20:15Where's your bro?

00:20:17I didn't wear one.

00:20:19Fuck you.

00:20:31Jesse, I want you.

00:20:33Want me to what?

00:20:35I want you to make love to me.

00:20:37What are you talking?

00:20:39I want you inside of me now.

00:20:41I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse.

00:20:44This is what I've been waiting for.

00:20:49So that was my first place.

00:20:51Sophie's still a virgin.

00:20:53You're a virgin.

00:20:55Yeah, so it's not a big deal.

00:20:57Fuck me.

00:20:59What the hell am I doing?

00:21:01Stop.

00:21:03We have to stop.

00:21:04We can't do this.

00:21:05What?

00:21:06Why?

00:21:07I can't be the one that takes your virginity.

00:21:09You have to deal with somebody that you love.

00:21:11Someone your own age.

00:21:12A man like me.

00:21:13You are the man I love.

00:21:15Why do you think I'm still a virgin?

00:21:16I've been waiting for you.

00:21:19I'm sorry.

00:21:20We can't do this.

00:21:21This should have never happened.

00:21:23He's such a jerk.

00:21:33I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.

00:21:37What if he just can't?

00:21:39You know, like, erectile dysfunction?

00:21:41No!

00:21:42I felt it.

00:21:43It was hard as a rock.

00:21:44Mom, then what the hell is he resisting for?

00:21:46Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.

00:21:50How?

00:21:51He said it's because you're a virgin, right?

00:21:54What if we make him think that you're not?

00:22:02The fastest way to conquer a man?

00:22:04Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.

00:22:08Step one.

00:22:09Lust.

00:22:10Sex is their basic instinct.

00:22:12And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.

00:22:20But I've tried, like, so many times.

00:22:24The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.

00:22:27So then step two.

00:22:28Greed.

00:22:29If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.

00:22:33We'll play that game.

00:22:34Push.

00:22:35Pull.

00:22:36Repeat.

00:22:37Okay, wait, wait, wait.

00:22:40Then step three.

00:22:42Envy.

00:22:43It's bringing some competition, right?

00:22:45We'll play someone who looks nothing like him.

00:22:49We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.

00:22:52And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.

00:23:00You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.

00:23:02I owe you huge if this works.

00:23:04Trust me.

00:23:05It will work.

00:23:10But how do I do stuff, too?

00:23:12I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?

00:23:16Gotta quit your bad habits.

00:23:18Alright?

00:23:19No texting.

00:23:20Stop calling.

00:23:21Two weeks.

00:23:22Total silence.

00:23:23Two weeks.

00:23:24You'll completely forget about me.

00:23:25Trust me.

00:23:26In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.

00:23:32Then, he won't be able to help himself.

00:23:37Somewhere he'll hate running into me.

00:23:39Alright.

00:23:51Come on, go do what I told you.

00:23:53He's literally looking over here right now.

00:23:56Mark totally has the hots for you.

00:23:58Are you sure?

00:23:59I don't even know that guy.

00:24:00Listen, we went to college together.

00:24:02So I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable.

00:24:05And he's hot.

00:24:07And he's rich.

00:24:08I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous.

00:24:11And he has been eyeing you all night.

00:24:14Do you even want your hot daddy or not?

00:24:17I'm feeling good.

00:24:18I'm feeling fine.

00:24:19Ready to shine.

00:24:20Ready to shine.

00:24:21Ready to shine.

00:24:22Ready to shine.

00:24:23She used to text me all the time.

00:24:24She didn't text me in two weeks.

00:24:25What's going on?

00:24:26What's going on?

00:24:27What's going on?

00:24:28What's going on?

00:24:30What's going on?

00:24:31What's going on?

00:24:32What's going on?

00:24:36She used to text me all the time, she didn't text me in two weeks.

00:25:06Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you? It's dangerous to be out drunk alone.

00:25:27Fish has taken the bait.

00:25:33Why isn't he here yet?

00:25:35You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago. Give it a second.

00:25:45What if he doesn't come? Hey, be patient, alright? Just 10 more minutes.

00:25:52Let's dance over there.

00:25:56He's not coming. Everything is over.

00:26:00I told you we knelt.

00:26:07Who the hell are you? I didn't invite an old man to my party.

00:26:17Oh, well, this is Sophie's uncle.

00:26:23Uncle.

00:26:24It's nice to meet you, sir. I'm Sophie's friend.

00:26:29Why'd you come?

00:26:31Why'd you come?

00:26:34Were you worried about me?

00:26:37Or maybe just a little jealous?

00:26:41Jealous?

00:26:42You sent me that text message luring me here. Don't play smart.

00:26:45You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.

00:26:51It's your choice.

00:26:52Then why are you here messing up my chance with my meant to be?

00:27:02The truth is that Sophie hates her uncle.

00:27:06He's like a total control freak and he is super strict.

00:27:10She's fucking 21. She can do whatever she wants.

00:27:13Yeah, exactly. Right? Go over there and pull her aside.

00:27:16Please.

00:27:17And really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple.

00:27:20I really do think you should blur a chat.

00:27:32Fine. Then that's what I'll do.

00:27:36Then that's what I'll do.

00:27:38Do what exactly?

00:27:39Lose my virginity to Mark.

00:27:42That kid's a walking STD. He's not right for you.

00:27:45Sophie?

00:27:47I haven't seen you since college.

00:27:49I think we should totally catch up on present.

00:27:54Hey, uncle.

00:27:57Sophie's 21.

00:28:00I think you can chillax, fright, or having fun.

00:28:03I'm sure she gets all safe.

00:28:06Come with me.

00:28:08Jessie?

00:28:10Last chance. Do I go?

00:28:14You can do whatever you are.

00:28:16Or someone come here tonight.

00:28:17Great.

00:28:20I'll see you later, then.

00:28:22Hey, don't lock the door.

00:28:23Okay, okay.

00:28:24Just, I wanted some privacy.

00:28:25You want a drink?

00:28:26No. I'm fine.

00:28:27I'm fine.

00:28:28A guy and a girl.

00:28:29I'm fine.

00:28:30I'm fine.

00:28:31I'm fine.

00:28:32I'm fine.

00:28:33I'm fine.

00:28:34A guy and a girl.

00:28:35Alone.

00:28:36In a room.

00:28:37Yeah.

00:28:38I think we all know what happens next.

00:28:39I respect our decision.

00:28:40Jesus.

00:28:41Will you just man up?

00:28:42You're here, right?

00:28:43You obviously care about her.

00:28:44I'm fine.

00:28:45I'm fine.

00:28:46I'm fine.

00:28:47I mean, are you really gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret?

00:28:49It's more complicated than you think.

00:28:50Yeah.

00:28:51I mean, are you really gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret?

00:28:52It's more complicated than you think.

00:28:53a guy and a girl

00:28:57alone

00:28:58in a room

00:29:00I think we all know what happens next

00:29:04I respect our decision

00:29:05Jesus

00:29:06well you just man up your year

00:29:08right you obviously care about her

00:29:11are you really

00:29:12gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret

00:29:15it's more complicated

00:29:17than you think

00:29:18can I give you a kiss?

00:29:23um I'm not ready

00:29:24we barely know each other

00:29:25come on it's just a little kiss

00:29:27I won't do anything else

00:29:28I'm sorry I don't think I can do this

00:29:30why did you come into my room?

00:29:32are you just leading me on for fun?

00:29:34you're right I shouldn't have done that

00:29:36I'll get out of your hair

00:29:36you can't even change your mind about things like this

00:29:40okay?

00:29:41no get off of me

00:29:42she said no motherfucker

00:29:51come on you're coming home with me

00:29:55now

00:29:56oh fuck

00:30:05why does he look so mad?

00:30:07are you mad at me or something?

00:30:10why would I be mad at you?

00:30:12well you look mad

00:30:13and for what you're the one that told me to go

00:30:15be with guys my own age

00:30:17so I did

00:30:17and now you're upset?

00:30:20I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt

00:30:22what were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?

00:30:25was your friend gonna help you?

00:30:27what are you gonna do?

00:30:28you gonna sleep with some random guy despite me?

00:30:30what the fuck's going on in the head of yours?

00:30:32okay fine

00:30:33I shouldn't have done that

00:30:34but what else am I supposed to do?

00:30:36nothing I do seems to work on you

00:30:38I have humiliated myself over and over again

00:30:41just in hopes that you would see me as a grown ass woman

00:30:44but every time you give me hope and then you just crush it

00:30:49it's not fair

00:30:50you have feelings for me too

00:30:51you're just too scared to admit it

00:30:53okay fine

00:30:57you know what?

00:30:58I'll leave and I'll never bother you again

00:31:00why is my dad calling you?

00:31:26why is my dad calling you?

00:31:28George, what's up?

00:31:31Sophie's semester starts soon

00:31:33and she has to transfer to another apartment

00:31:35but we're gonna be ready for another week

00:31:38and then I earn her honeymoon

00:31:39thought of her shacking up with strangers

00:31:42just really, really bothers me

00:31:44now you're the only person I trust with her safety

00:31:46do you want to have if she stays with you for a week?

00:31:50just until the lease starts?

00:31:54yeah

00:31:54what did you say?

00:31:58we gotta pack your stuff up

00:32:02pack? pack for what?

00:32:03your dad wants you to move in with me

00:32:06shhh

00:32:09can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready

00:32:20well

00:32:21you can stay here until the new lease starts

00:32:24then you gotta go

00:32:25back to being a cold hard ass

00:32:27so are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?

00:32:30because you did kiss me

00:32:32or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?

00:32:37that was my fault I shouldn't have done that

00:32:38I don't want you to feel bad I wanted you to kiss me

00:32:46that's the problem Sophie

00:32:48because I'm gonna kiss you too

00:32:50your father trust me

00:33:03I can't betray his trust

00:33:05my dad probably doesn't even care

00:33:07you're just assuming that he does

00:33:09I know him

00:33:09I know men

00:33:10if he found out about

00:33:12us whatever this is

00:33:14he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead

00:33:17so what?

00:33:20you're just gonna give up on us then?

00:33:21just give me time

00:33:32meaning?

00:33:33after you graduate if you still love me

00:33:35then I'll

00:33:36so you're saying that once I graduate I have a chance?

00:33:40yes

00:33:42despite my best efforts I can't get you out of my mind

00:33:46and leaving you was the hardest thing I've ever done

00:33:49just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy

00:33:53so I'm

00:33:55I'm not gonna run away from this

00:33:56but I want to do it on my terms

00:33:58okay what are your terms?

00:34:02rule number one

00:34:06no sex

00:34:08okay

00:34:09no sex but I can still touch right?

00:34:12rule number two

00:34:14no flirting

00:34:16no tempting me

00:34:17it's hard enough as it is

00:34:18I can't promise anything

00:34:20rule number three

00:34:21rule number three

00:34:22you're here for a week

00:34:23when school starts

00:34:24you check into your dorm

00:34:25this is nothing like what I expected

00:34:29I don't graduate for another year

00:34:31that's so far away

00:34:33my house

00:34:35my room

00:34:36come on

00:34:37I'll show you your room

00:34:43come on

00:34:44I'll show you your room

00:34:45so this is you

00:34:57I'm right next door if you need anything

00:34:59you need anything

00:35:09seems like there's things I don't know about you

00:35:10I've told you I'm not some good girl

00:35:12but if you want a good girl

00:35:14I can play the part

00:35:16not very good girl actions here huh?

00:35:26Jessie

00:35:27I

00:35:28rule number two

00:35:30no

00:35:31no flirting

00:35:38or confiscate this

00:35:39he's taking a shower

00:35:56same roof tonight

00:35:59same bed soon

00:36:01Jessie

00:36:02so hot

00:36:03no

00:36:04this is killing me

00:36:08I'm getting that vibrator back

00:36:23Jessie

00:36:25Jessie

00:36:27Jessie

00:36:29Jessie

00:36:31Jessie

00:36:33Jessie

00:36:34Jessie

00:36:37Jessie

00:36:42Jessie

00:36:43Jessie

00:36:44Jessie

00:36:46Jessie

00:36:47Jessie

00:36:48Jessie

00:36:50Jessie

00:36:51Jessie

00:36:52Jessie

00:36:53Jessie

00:36:54Jessie

00:36:55Jessie

00:36:56Jessie

00:36:57Jessie

00:36:58Jessie

00:36:59Jessie

00:37:00Jessie

00:37:01Jessie

00:37:02Jessie

00:37:03Jessie

00:37:04Jessie

00:37:05Jessie

00:37:06Jessie

00:37:07I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.

00:37:14No secret it is.

00:37:16Holy shit, so rough.

00:37:41Looks like you found out the secret.

00:37:46What are you doing with a hug?

00:37:50I just came to get my things.

00:37:56You don't follow directions too well.

00:38:03How should I punish you?

00:38:05Fine.

00:38:16How?

00:38:21She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.

00:38:27Why'd you sneak in tomorrow?

00:38:29Just watch porn?

00:38:31I just wanted to know what you like.

00:38:34Did you figure it out?

00:38:37You like hot most?

00:38:40No.

00:38:42Keep guessing.

00:38:43I feel something hard against my like.

00:38:46Got you for that right?

00:38:51I feel something hard against my like.

00:38:54Got you for that right?

00:38:56But Jessie?

00:38:58The rule is no flirting.

00:39:00You're flirting.

00:39:07That girl will be the death of me.

00:39:09What is he doing?

00:39:22What is he doing?

00:39:23Is this true love?

00:39:24I surrender.

00:39:25I'll surrender.

00:39:27I'll feel out.

00:39:29Is this true love?

00:39:30I surrender.

00:39:31I'll feel out.

00:39:32I surrender

00:39:34I surrender

00:39:36I'll spill life

00:39:38Yummy

00:39:46You hungry?

00:39:48There's breakfast inside

00:39:50If you have one more cell, I'll join you

00:39:52That's cheating

00:39:54I'll join you

00:39:56Let me help

00:40:02Goddammit, I almost had him

00:40:22At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?

00:40:32No

00:40:40Running away?

00:40:42You can't pretend anymore

00:40:46I'll handle the rest

00:40:56You gonna eat?

00:40:58Nope, I'm all sweaty for my workout

00:41:00So I'm gonna shower

00:41:04We'll work out

00:41:22Kid, I'm trying to wash

00:41:24Is that my shirt?

00:41:26So am I distracting you?

00:41:36You're breaking rules

00:41:38No flirting

00:41:40But I skipped that place

00:41:42And so?

00:41:44You hungry

00:41:46No underwear?

00:41:56Uh-uh

00:42:00I ain't cheating, princess

00:42:02So what now? You gonna punish me no faster?

00:42:04Is that what you are? You don't wanna be cluttered?

00:42:06Punish me harder, please

00:42:12Punish me harder, please

00:42:22You really do deserve to be punished

00:42:24Yeah, so punish me now

00:42:26Coming up the stairs

00:42:28So high off a midnight glare

00:42:30One touch

00:42:32Gonna have to shut

00:42:36I've been coming above

00:42:38I've needed this for so long

00:42:40When you ask if I love it

00:42:42I will reply

00:42:44I didn't know you were such kinky stuff

00:42:54I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules

00:42:58This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted

00:43:14You stay here, think about what you've done

00:43:16I don't

00:43:26Jesse

00:43:28I'm back

00:43:34Still don't tell those tricks, huh?

00:43:36Hi

00:43:38I'm Jesse's wife

00:43:40Ex-wife, Karen. We're divorced. Why are you here?

00:43:42I came for what's mine

00:43:44There's nothing in this house that's yours

00:43:46I'm not leaving without it

00:44:00I'm not leaving without it

00:44:04I'm not leaving without it

00:44:06I'm not leaving without it

00:44:08I miss you.

00:44:12Being in the club really hasn't been the same since you...

00:44:14Oh, my God. His ex-wife is here.

00:44:16I should at least be polite, right?

00:44:20No. I...

00:44:21Um, do you want some coffee?

00:44:27Don't bother, kiddo.

00:44:29I know this place better than you.

00:44:31And I know Jesse better than you.

00:44:34He'll bore of you soon enough.

00:44:35Get what you came for and get out.

00:44:39And leave her out of this.

00:44:41Jesse!

00:44:43Still angry?

00:44:46I came for the engagement ring.

00:44:49An engagement ring, of course.

00:44:52They were married, after all.

00:44:54I decided to keep it after all.

00:45:00It's in my dressing room.

00:45:05This...

00:45:09was my dressing room.

00:45:12Stay out of it.

00:45:13I can handle my own shit.

00:45:17Sorry.

00:45:18This is my room now.

00:45:20Oh, sweetie.

00:45:23So, uh...

00:45:23You two still don't share a bed?

00:45:26So what?

00:45:27I'm his girlfriend now.

00:45:28Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.

00:45:32And right here.

00:45:37Sorry.

00:45:38No rings in there.

00:45:39Just my decabaz that God gave me for free.

00:45:43Looks like he might have given me yours, too.

00:45:45So...

00:45:45You...

00:45:46Little...

00:45:49Bitch.

00:45:52That's enough.

00:45:53This is your last warning.

00:45:54You need to leave.

00:45:55I'm gonna call the cops.

00:45:56Jesse!

00:45:59I know you still love me.

00:46:01Trust me.

00:46:02That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.

00:46:04Now I just regret meeting you.

00:46:06You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse.

00:46:09You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.

00:46:21So...

00:46:22You were married to that?

00:46:24It's a choice I regret deeply.

00:46:26Right.

00:46:26But you proposed after all.

00:46:29If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.

00:46:31She's dangerous.

00:46:32So why did you marry her?

00:46:36I'm gonna get you in room with the Ritz-Carlton.

00:46:37I'll help you move in when your lease starts.

00:46:40What?

00:46:40You're kicking me out for her.

00:46:43It's not safe for you here.

00:46:44Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here.

00:46:47Are you still in love with her or something?

00:46:49No, Sophie.

00:46:50I don't love her.

00:46:51I love you.

00:47:03Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.

00:47:12Okay, don't be mad.

00:47:13How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?

00:47:18You scared now?

00:47:21Good.

00:47:21Maybe you'll finally leave.

00:47:26Nope.

00:47:28I fought so hard to get in this house.

00:47:30I'm not just gonna leave.

00:47:31Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.

00:47:42Get your mother out of the gutter.

00:47:44So why did you guys break up?

00:47:46And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.

00:47:50She lied to me.

00:47:52About everything.

00:47:54And she cheated on me.

00:47:55When I finally saw who she truly was,

00:47:57I was appalled by the fact that I married her.

00:48:00Oh, shit.

00:48:02Sorry.

00:48:04Sometimes you don't know who a person is,

00:48:06even when you're married to them.

00:48:10I'm gonna take a nap.

00:48:21I'm staying.

00:48:23But I'll behave.

00:48:25Okay?

00:48:25I'll follow all the rules.

00:48:27No more seduction attempts.

00:48:28Please don't make me leave.

00:48:32Fine.

00:48:34You leave on the first day of school.

00:48:35Yes.

00:48:36I knew you'd cave.

00:48:39Oh.

00:48:40I'll get it.

00:48:42Karen won't make a move yet.

00:48:44I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.

00:48:48Jesse, a neighborhood party?

00:48:51Okay.

00:48:51Dear Mr. Delancey,

00:48:54I'm throwing a get-together and would be delighted if you would join us.

00:48:58It would be a great time with neighbors.

00:49:00Please feel free to bring your partner.

00:49:03The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.

00:49:06Since when do I socialize with neighbors?

00:49:09And since when do I have neighbors?

00:49:11Bring your partner.

00:49:12It'll be fun.

00:49:13Hard pass.

00:49:14You do want to show me off.

00:49:19A few days left.

00:49:20Might as well let her have this.

00:49:22Fine.

00:49:24Yes!

00:49:24Jesse, you're the best!

00:49:25Ta-da!

00:49:41It's cute, right?

00:49:43Isn't it a little weird?

00:49:45Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.

00:49:47But at least I don't have a dress turn.

00:49:52I almost forgot my apple crumble.

00:49:54Let's go.

00:50:00Hello?

00:50:01Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.

00:50:03He requested an emergency meeting.

00:50:05Alright, I'm on my way.

00:50:07A work emergency?

00:50:08Yeah.

00:50:10Go ahead, I'll meet you at the parties.

00:50:11Go.

00:50:12I'll try my neighbors.

00:50:21Hello.

00:50:22I'm here for the...

00:50:23There you are.

00:50:28The party.

00:50:31Karen, who is this?

00:50:33You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.

00:50:39Do you know where the host is?

00:50:40The host?

00:50:43Don't you mean your master?

00:50:44Oh, poor maid.

00:50:47Karen's the one you're looking for.

00:50:51Oh, and then don't rush off.

00:50:53You know everybody here.

00:50:55Stay.

00:50:56And play.

00:50:58Is this for me?

00:51:00It looks delicious.

00:51:06It looks delicious.

00:51:11Oops.

00:51:12I spilled it.

00:51:14It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.

00:51:16She is the intern who fantasized about thanking Jesse at the meeting.

00:51:23Ooh.

00:51:24The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?

00:51:27No, no.

00:51:28Be nice.

00:51:29She did climb into bed with your boss.

00:51:32Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?

00:51:35Oh, Karen, the only Mrs. Delancey here is you.

00:51:40Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.

00:51:45Hmm.

00:51:59Get away from me.

00:52:01You set this up.

00:52:03You're nothing but a street whore.

00:52:08Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes.

00:52:12Okay, everybody.

00:52:14Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.

00:52:17Get her.

00:52:23Nicole, me.

00:52:26Someone help.

00:52:27I didn't do anything.

00:52:28Oh, save it, whore.

00:52:30There's someone who cares.

00:52:33I'll push her in.

00:52:45Patience.

00:52:46You're not clean yet.

00:52:48Hold her down.

00:52:49Jesse, we'll kill you for this.

00:53:01Will the boss come after us?

00:53:03No.

00:53:03She's Karen.

00:53:04And she is a nothing.

00:53:07Who do you think will win?

00:53:08Go on.

00:53:09Whatever happens, I'll take the play.

00:53:10Jesse, he tried to kill me.

00:53:31Oh, I should have never let you go.

00:53:35You're okay?

00:53:37All right.

00:53:37I'll be good.

00:53:39You have a problem.

00:53:40You come to me.

00:53:41You don't drag her into this.

00:53:42You're overreacting, baby.

00:53:44We were just playing around.

00:53:46We're just playing.

00:53:46Let's play.

00:53:47Let's talk about that.

00:53:51Jesse, you're doing this to me for some blood.

00:53:54Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.

00:53:57She's nothing.

00:53:58Yes, when your relationship was falling apart, Karen begged you over and over, and you still

00:54:03broke up with her.

00:54:04Exactly.

00:54:05And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?

00:54:07You jerk.

00:54:09Should we tell them the truth?

00:54:11Mistress?

00:54:12There was no mistress.

00:54:13She was the one that was cheating.

00:54:16No.

00:54:17You wouldn't.

00:54:18Yeah.

00:54:18You wouldn't.

00:54:20Boss stopped loving you a long time ago.

00:54:22After all the lying, and the cheating, and the drug use?

00:54:25No.

00:54:26You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face, and no one will ever love you.

00:54:32OMG.

00:54:33She was the cheater?

00:54:35What a bitch.

00:54:37We all thought Jesse was the liar.

00:54:39Jesse, you know who my father is?

00:54:43And you know what happens when you cross.

00:54:45Yeah, I do.

00:54:46But if he wants to work, I'll give him one.

00:54:47Are you threatening me?

00:54:49I'm not threatening you, no.

00:54:51I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.

00:54:52Any one of you that touched her, I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow.

00:55:08I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.

00:55:11Mr. Delancey, wait, please.

00:55:12I can't lose this job.

00:55:14Wait.

00:55:15It's not my fault.

00:55:25I shouldn't drag you into this.

00:55:26Jesse.

00:55:28Love you?

00:55:30Jesse, I love you.

00:55:32Don't leave.

00:55:35I love you too.

00:55:37But you're not safe with me.

00:55:39You have to go.

00:55:39I love you.

00:55:41George, we have to talk.

00:55:50It's about your daughter.

00:55:59My dear.

00:56:00Hey!

00:56:02I trusted you?

00:56:03I trusted you as my only daughter!

00:56:05Dad, why are you here?

00:56:08So we are.

00:56:08Get away.

00:56:12He scared me to death.

00:56:15It was an accident.

00:56:16Jesse wasn't even there.

00:56:17Do not defend him.

00:56:18You are coming home with me.

00:56:21I'm not leaving.

00:56:24I start school soon.

00:56:26It's closer to here.

00:56:27I will drive you.

00:56:29I'm not going back.

00:56:31I...

00:56:31Sophie.

00:56:33Go with your father.

00:56:35You want me to leave?

00:56:36Yes.

00:56:43You're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.

00:56:48Do not talk to her like that.

00:56:50You mean...

00:56:51You'd be better off at home.

00:56:55Then I have to work.

00:56:57Come on.

00:56:58Come on, we are leaving.

00:57:00Dad, I...

00:57:01Just wait in the car.

00:57:02I have to pack my stuff really quick.

00:57:04And...

00:57:05Say goodbye.

00:57:07To Uncle Jesse.

00:57:15Is she really doing this?

00:57:17Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.

00:57:19So that's it?

00:57:19But what about our deal?

00:57:20You said that after I dodged you...

00:57:22I was just stalling to get you off my back.

00:57:27You're such a coward, Jesse Bilansi.

00:57:29Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.

00:57:39I don't think we're going to see each other again.

00:57:42I tried so hard to make things work.

00:57:45But every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.

00:57:50I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.

00:57:57I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.

00:58:02Goodbye, Jesse.

00:58:07I'm in love with you, Jesse.

00:58:09Just see, I love you.

00:58:18Don't let you.

00:58:21I love you too, Sophie.

00:58:22I'm in the darkness

00:58:25In the rain

00:58:28Give me shelter

00:58:31Share the pain

00:58:34Take forever

00:58:37I can't wait

00:58:40If we're together

00:58:43Then I'll survive for one more day

00:58:48Hey, Dad

00:58:55I decided to go to China and take a gap year

00:58:58Sweetheart, did you say China?

00:59:00Is everything okay, sweetheart?

00:59:02Yeah, I'm fine, Dad

00:59:03I just need to change the scenery

00:59:05And if I can help some people along the way

00:59:07Even just one person

00:59:09I'll be happy

00:59:10Okay, sweetheart

00:59:11I support you

00:59:13Thanks, Dad

00:59:14George, what are you doing?

00:59:26Hey, I just came here to talk to you about Sophie

00:59:28Something's off with her

00:59:31Did Sophie tell George?

00:59:33Maybe I should just come clean

00:59:34Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house

00:59:37Don't worry about that

00:59:38I heard she got into an argument

00:59:39She'll come around

00:59:41I don't think that's it

00:59:43Look, I haven't been a good father

00:59:46I'm always laying, always working

00:59:49Getting remarried

00:59:50Look, I have some issues

00:59:52But I love my daughter with all my heart

00:59:55I just know there's something else

00:59:58Either somebody broke up with her

01:00:00Or somebody cheated on her

01:00:01Because she's moving to China

01:00:02She's what?

01:00:05Calm down

01:00:06The reaction's bigger than mine

01:00:07She's only going there for a year

01:00:09She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen

01:00:12You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?

01:00:15George, what the fuck?

01:00:16She doesn't speak the language?

01:00:18We don't know anybody over there

01:00:19What if something happens to her?

01:00:20What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?

01:00:22Cassie, she's going to be fine

01:00:24She's joining a group out there

01:00:25And I came here because I thought you would know something

01:00:27You don't think she's pregnant, do you?

01:00:32Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?

01:00:36George, the thing is

01:00:37Why the hell would you know anyway?

01:00:39You're my best friend

01:00:40Practically wise to grow up

01:00:42Why would she tell you anything?

01:00:44I guess I just need to be patient

01:00:45And let her tell me when she's ready

01:00:47Anyway

01:00:48Alright, well I'll get out of here here

01:00:50I know you're a busy guy

01:00:52Want to go off on this weekend?

01:00:54Yeah, yeah

01:00:55When's her flight?

01:00:57She already left

01:00:58It took her airport about an hour ago

01:01:00Excuse me

01:01:02Sorry

01:01:05I was willing to die on this hill for us

01:01:12But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore

01:01:15I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for

01:01:18You are worth fighting for, Sophie

01:01:21Breaking news

01:01:29Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing

01:01:31Has crashed shortly after a takeoff

01:01:33The entire LAX airport has shut down

01:01:36Emergency services are on site

01:01:38287 passengers are on board

01:01:40No survivors are confirmed so far

01:01:43That's Sophie's flight

01:01:46This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport

01:01:56Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident

01:01:59I'm sorry, sir

01:02:00No one's getting into the airport tonight

01:02:02LAX is shut down

01:02:03My girlfriend's on that flight

01:02:05I gotta see if she's okay

01:02:05Sir

01:02:06Like I said

01:02:07No one's getting in there

01:02:09Now you can wait here with everyone else

01:02:11And we'll have some information for you soon

01:02:13Tent

01:02:19Anyway, the surprise is your way

01:02:20on

01:02:23I wish you told her,

01:02:24just one last time around

01:02:27Jessie?

01:02:57I thought I lost you. I thought you were on that flight.

01:03:17That wasn't my flight. My flight's to Hong Kong, but it got cancelled.

01:03:21Thank God.

01:03:23I'm still leaving, Jessie. I'm tired of playing these games with you, okay? It's exhausting.

01:03:29It was good to see you.

01:03:33You're worth fighting for.

01:03:35What?

01:03:37That night you left, you told me you hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for, but I have.

01:03:43It's you, right? Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you that I'm done running.

01:03:49I'm done running away from our feelings. I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us and die on this mountain for both of us.

01:03:53And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you.

01:03:57Just give me one more chance.

01:03:59But what about my dad? He said he'll kill you.

01:04:03I'll get him not to.

01:04:05Hmm, and what about waiting until after college? I'm only young once. You're really wasting my years here, Jessie.

01:04:11Anytime. Whatever you want. Whenever you want.

01:04:15You know what he's waiting for? Take me home.

01:04:19Oh my god. I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to the man I love.

01:04:39Can I join you?

01:04:49Does that feel good?

01:05:01Yes.

01:05:03I'll make you feel even better.

01:05:05Hurry up.

01:05:19I'm not gonna hurry.

01:05:21It's your first time.

01:05:23I'm gonna get you as wet as possible so it doesn't hurt.

01:05:27I'm finally gonna have you out of myself, Sophie.

01:05:57You know, I can't believe this is real.

01:06:05You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast?

01:06:09I think I've had dreams about this.

01:06:13Yeah, I feel the same way too.

01:06:15How can a middle-aged man, divorced man like me, a girl like you?

01:06:20I'm a deserted man.

01:06:21You're not old, okay? Forties are a man's best year.

01:06:24Oh yeah?

01:06:25Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning because I'm gonna die way before you do.

01:06:30I don't know who's gonna take care of you then.

01:06:32That's why you need to quit smoking.

01:06:33And then I'll start smoking and then we can die at the same age.

01:06:37Eat your breakfast.

01:06:38As soon as you're done, I'm gonna drop you off at home.

01:06:40Why? I can't stay?

01:06:41I have something to do. It's pretty important, so...

01:06:46I called your dad. I can't plead.

01:06:48You what? Jesse, you did not.

01:06:53I'm a man, Sophia. A man has to do what a man has to do.

01:06:56I have to take responsibility for what I did last night.

01:06:58Especially because you're George's daughter.

01:06:59I don't want you to be here when he gets here. He's coming at noon.

01:07:02It might get violent.

01:07:03Jesse, I can't go. Are you crazy?

01:07:05You said it yourself. He will shoot you dead. Like, graveyard dead.

01:07:09He's not gonna shoot me. He might punch me in the face, but he's not gonna shoot me.

01:07:17You motherfucker! I know your ass is in here! Get your ass out!

01:07:21Well, looks like it's too late for me to go. We're in this together.

01:07:28I had a bad meal, you motherfucker. I am going to fucking kill you, Sophie.

01:07:33Sophie. Sophie, get out of the way.

01:07:35Sophie, go to your bedroom. We'll talk to your dad.

01:07:37That is my line. You can't tell her that.

01:07:41Sophie, go to your room.

01:07:44Daddy, you can't kill him.

01:07:45No, I'm gonna kill him, alright?

01:07:46It's not his fault, okay? I chased Jesse first.

01:07:49You were just a dumb kid. And you, you ought to know better.

01:07:53You were twice her age. How could you do that to my child?

01:07:56Daddy, your new wife is literally 30. How can you judge us?

01:08:01That is different. He is not right for you.

01:08:03You're 21 years old. You have your whole life in front of you.

01:08:06Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?

01:08:09I love him.

01:08:11I've loved him ever since I met him. And he's the only person I've ever loved.

01:08:17And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it, but I just can't.

01:08:23My heart skips a beat every time I see him.

01:08:27I don't know how to explain it or what it is, but I know he's the one.

01:08:31Okay? He's always been the one.

01:08:33So if you're gonna shoot him, you have to shoot me too.

01:08:42You're gonna marry my daughter?

01:08:44What? I... Yes.

01:08:46Yes, we... I would love to, with your permission, of course.

01:08:50If you break her heart, I'm gonna kill you.

01:08:53If you cheat on her, I'm gonna chop your dick off and slice it into fucking pieces.

01:08:58That won't be necessary, alright? I think the world of your daughter.

01:09:03All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy.

01:09:07Alright.

01:09:12Well, that's the deal then. Don't break it.

01:09:19Oh my God, Jesse. Dad!

01:09:22Todd!

01:09:23As my daughter, you have my blessing.

01:09:26As for you, he's a man he understands.

01:09:30That's alright. I probably deserve that.

01:09:33Send me a bill for the wedding.

01:09:35Till then, don't talk to me.

01:09:44Selfie, I love you.

01:09:47I love you more.

01:09:52Finally.

01:09:53After a decade of waiting, I landed the man of my dreams.

01:09:57We got married right after I graduated college.

01:09:59I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey.

01:10:01As for my dad...

01:10:02I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother.

01:10:05Jeez, Dad, you're like, almost 50.

01:10:07Well, ladies, moral of the story is, you shouldn't give up on finding real love.

01:10:12Not the kind that fades or gets replaced, but the kind that stays with you, quietly.

01:10:17Even through the years.

01:10:18Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you.

01:10:22Love like that doesn't disappear.

01:10:24It just waits.

01:10:25For the right time.

01:10:29You're not getting away from me, I'll just be.

01:10:31Then I can lose you to some dumb, blind little bitch.

01:10:36Just you wait.

01:10:38This is the beginning of the end.

01:10:41This is the beginning of the end.

01:10:45This is the beginning of the end.

01:10:46Now we have our children.

01:10:47We're going to get back to you.

01:10:48The end of the end.

01:10:50You're ready to be too tall and we're gonna come to the end of the end.

01:10:52After a decade.

01:10:53So, you will get on that.

01:10:54This is the end of the end.

01:10:55This is the end of the end.

01:10:56You will be at you.

01:10:57Then, you can do it.

01:10:58It's full through the end of the end.

01:10:59There's two things that you were trying to play.

01:11:00I won't get to get back to you.

01:11:01Micah, you wouldn't have to get back to you.

01:11:02Since then, it was a long drive here.

01:11:04I've been in with my aunt.

01:11:05This is the end of the end.

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