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Filmed live at the legendary United Center arena in Chicago, Sebastian Maniscalco goes all in on family chaos, aging, an | dG1fQkpmSVpYdDhRMlk
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00:00I have a mild case of sleep apnea this is where I'm at I'm gonna take my mouth
00:17shut so I don't pass away in my sleep if someone came to rob my house they would
00:25look at me and go someone was already here let's go I went to a drugstore today took
00:36out cash by the way you take out cash nowadays like kryptonite this kid was in
00:40his early 20s he's like what is that I said it's money it's used for goods and
00:44services some people do Venmo maybe you went out to dinner somebody paid and then
00:49the rest of the group said no we'll Venmo you later no you pay me no you ever
00:58look at Jeff Bezos 30 years ago the guy was a complete nerd you take a look at
01:04Bezos now rip to shreds on his super yacht in the Mediterranean and the boxes keep
01:12coming went to the doctor nurse comes in she's like we're gonna need some urine
01:20gotta tell you people something my sample beautiful I put mine next to a guy's that
01:27look like scotch I'm not handing in root beer as a sample
01:35dude
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