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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them.
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck, that's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk, cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me explain!
00:00:24Wait, wait, wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27You bastard!
00:00:30Alright, enough!
00:00:32Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfaminate.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Karma will get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can't handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris, Leo snuck the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a forty-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years?
00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Just more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56Alright.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13Alright.
00:02:14I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:23Dammit!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:25I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:37Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:02:39But you guys eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:41Sleep with nuts.
00:02:42Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:45No offense.
00:02:46But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:48I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:03:09Shit!
00:03:15I sold the house.
00:03:18You've got till tonight to move out.
00:03:20Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:24If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:03:27Go ahead!
00:03:28But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:03:33I'll sue you!
00:03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:36Don't mess with me.
00:03:38I'll apply for the custody for our son.
00:03:40A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:03:43Despicable!
00:03:44So, you divorced?
00:03:47It's none of your business!
00:03:49Marry me!
00:03:57Are you insane?
00:04:01My car's worth 4 million dollars.
00:04:04You want to talk about marriage?
00:04:06Or compensation?
00:04:09This win, ma'am.
00:04:14Watch your step, ma'am.
00:04:15Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:23Hi.
00:04:24Thanks, you, girl.
00:04:33Wow.
00:04:34So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:36I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:38in the magazine so I get a room like this for fake marriage no this is for
00:04:57Elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs bigger and better forget that come sign
00:05:03the contract sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again Aubrey okay
00:05:13Aubrey listen to me I love you for more than 10 years I heard that you're divorced so I pop the
00:05:23question right away what really are you kidding me Aubrey this marriage is just for show I hope
00:05:31it won't catch real feelings for me relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating
00:05:38great that's amazing once I secure the role and back that Oscar we'll part our ways smoothly
00:05:46so we stuck together until we win an Oscar might as well say so that do us a part don't worry about
00:05:55that I'm gonna pay you an acting salary the same as I do with my models and actors no Chris Roberts
00:06:02those actresses must earn a fortune considering our attitude I'm gonna go with minimum wage usually
00:06:09I think they pay around 500 grand and now 150k that's enough for you per year per month of course
00:06:18so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
00:06:39yeah his name is Luke he's nine in summer camp I'm aware of the divorce
00:06:49good lord that looks calorie packed
00:07:01first it's not for you second I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:07:07geez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic keep that up another thing clear
00:07:16your schedule for tomorrow for meeting the director already this is your first time stepping out as my
00:07:23wife and I really want you to take it seriously need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna
00:07:29be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife come on this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:07:35I'll solve this problem right now hey Brad didn't you say you could transform any woman
00:07:43oh my god I didn't expect this to be such a huge project but luckily I'm a Hollywood stylish all right girls let's get going
00:07:56are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for
00:08:26her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it baby well I did my best today remember Rome wasn't built in the day
00:08:38how do I look wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:08:58wow you sure ensure that us why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year
00:09:06Julia your acting skills surpassed mine
00:09:10that's what handling a big story does to me
00:09:13let's go girls thank you so much guys
00:09:16no problem baby
00:09:18geez how did I not realize my backside has such potential
00:09:23just like kardashians guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
00:09:29god is fair though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:09:34he gave you unbrittle confidence
00:09:36wow you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:09:43we look so perfect together
00:09:44no no no no there's no spark between you two
00:10:01you don't love your wife at all
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:10:05but we haven't even started talking
00:10:07you know the law talk is about feeling
00:10:10I don't feel your love for her
00:10:13he's crazy about me
00:10:15the moment I was divorced he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:10:21I love you baby
00:10:23that's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:10:26come back to me
00:10:31or you'll learn to be a proper
00:10:35jeez
00:10:36are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan
00:10:41yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:10:44maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water any steak
00:10:47perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
00:10:52you guessed right
00:10:56oh much better now
00:11:10can you eat quieter you're disturbing my reading
00:11:22you're married what's up
00:11:24what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever
00:11:27yeah of course I can cover your shift today
00:11:31where are you going
00:11:32the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:11:43Aubrey what are you doing here
00:11:46you're not stalking me are you
00:11:48listen stop harassing me
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged
00:11:54sorry to disappoint you but I'm married too
00:11:57it's not just you who found someone new
00:11:59Jim
00:11:59I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:12:06I do have a husband and he's hotter
00:12:09wealthier and last longer in bed than you ever did
00:12:12if he's so great
00:12:13when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes
00:12:18come on man don't just stand there serve us
00:12:20I want hot tea
00:12:23hot tea
00:12:25jeez
00:12:35you trying to scald me
00:12:36Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up, dear.
00:12:51Ouch!
00:12:53This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:13:00It's whopping two carrots.
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was...
00:13:05A freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow, good for you.
00:13:14And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:13:22Don't stoop to our level.
00:13:24You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:13:32Then figured it out.
00:13:34Wait!
00:13:37Tub off my water.
00:13:44Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:13:46I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:13:52Aubrey?
00:13:53Why are you waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really married.
00:13:56What I do is none of your business.
00:13:57Let's go.
00:14:01The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:05Keep an eye on her.
00:14:07Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife.
00:14:11At least on paper.
00:14:12Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change this.
00:14:17Oh my god!
00:14:19My ring!
00:14:20It's gone!
00:14:22Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
00:14:26Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:14:33Denying won't help.
00:14:36It's only you somewhere.
00:14:40See?
00:14:41This is proof.
00:14:42I'm gonna have you fired!
00:14:49No way!
00:14:50You're framing me on purpose!
00:14:57Got it.
00:14:58Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:15:03You and your husband are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:08We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them.
00:15:15That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that.
00:15:20That's actually my husband!
00:15:22You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:15:24Aubrey!
00:15:25Let me explain!
00:15:27Wait, wait, wait!
00:15:29Get here!
00:15:29Stop!
00:15:32All right, enough!
00:15:35Cut it out!
00:15:36I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:15:44Look at yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy.
00:15:46You're rude.
00:15:47Totally unfaminate.
00:15:50I want a divorce.
00:15:52Crazy lady.
00:15:53No need for karma.
00:16:04I can't handle this myself.
00:16:05Hand me the car key.
00:16:16Chris.
00:16:17Leo snuck the rule you wanted.
00:16:19No way.
00:16:21Why him?
00:16:21I cannot understand that.
00:16:23He has fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:16:28The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:36But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:16:49but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:16:53You think that would lend me the role?
00:16:54Sounds more like excused me.
00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:59All right.
00:17:00Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:17:04vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:17:12But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:17:16All right.
00:17:19I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:17:22I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:40Is that all your men got?
00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:17:43But you guys eat good cooked by nuts.
00:17:45Sleep with nuts.
00:17:46Have kids with nuts.
00:17:47You are the real nuts here.
00:17:49No offense.
00:17:50But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:51I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:17:57Only supermodels.
00:18:01Screw you, Chris Roberts!
00:18:12Shit!
00:18:20I sold the house.
00:18:21You've got till tonight to move out.
00:18:23Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:18:28If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:18:30Go ahead!
00:18:31But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:18:36I'll sue you!
00:18:37Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:18:39Don't mess with me.
00:18:41Or apply for a custody for our staff.
00:18:43A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:18:47Despicable!
00:18:47So, you're divorced?
00:18:48So, you're divorced?
00:18:50It's none of your business!
00:18:52Marry me!
00:19:00Are you insane?
00:19:04My car's worth 4 million dollars.
00:19:07You want to talk about marriage?
00:19:09Or compensation?
00:19:10This way, ma'am.
00:19:17Watch your step, ma'am.
00:19:25Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:26Makeup!
00:19:27Watch your step, ma'am.
00:19:28Go ahead!
00:19:31Makeup!
00:19:32Customs or Noobie!
00:19:33I want to try and get to know the police.
00:19:35You want to have a company,
00:19:35best-for-name?
00:19:36I want to pay attention!
00:19:37Wow!
00:19:37So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:19:40I've seen it in a magazine!
00:19:41so i get a room like this for a fake marriage no this is for elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs
00:20:03bigger and better forget that come sign the contract
00:20:07sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again aubrey okay aubrey listen to me
00:20:19i love you for more than 10 years i heard that you're divorced so i popped the question right
00:20:27away what really are you kidding me aubrey this marriage is just for show i hope you won't catch
00:20:35real feelings for me relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing
00:20:43once i secure the role and back that oscar we'll part our ways smoothly so we stuck together until
00:20:53win an oscar might as well say so that do us apart don't worry about that i'm gonna pay you an acting
00:21:01salary the same as i do with my models and actors you're chris roberts those actresses must earn a
00:21:08fortune considering our attitude i'm gonna go with minimum wage usually they pay around 500 grand
00:21:14and now 150k that's enough for you per year per month of course
00:21:21so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
00:21:44yeah his name is luke he's nine in summer camp unaware of the divorce
00:21:52good lord that looks calorie packed
00:22:04first it's not for you second i hate when people reduce food to calories
00:22:10jeez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:22:16keep that up another thing clear schedule for tomorrow for meeting the director
00:22:22already this is your first time stepping out as my wife and i really want you to take it seriously
00:22:29need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act
00:22:34that's my wife come on this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:22:38i'll solve this problem right now hey brad didn't you say you could transform any woman
00:22:47oh my god i didn't expect this to be such a huge project but luckily i'm a hollywood stylish
00:22:56all right girls let's get going right here
00:23:02i got it
00:23:03are you okay baby
00:23:13watch out
00:23:14please calm down
00:23:15can't you set up back here
00:23:16get him back here
00:23:18oh my god are you okay baby
00:23:20are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it
00:23:33baby well i did my best today i remember rome wasn't built in the day
00:23:41how do i look
00:23:56wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:24:01wow you sure ensure that us why are you closing the victoria's secret show this year
00:24:09julia your acting skill surpassed mine
00:24:13that's what handling a big star does to me
00:24:16let's go girls
00:24:18thank you so much guys
00:24:19no problem baby
00:24:21jeez how did i not realize my backside has such potential
00:24:27just like kardashians
00:24:29guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
00:24:32god is fair
00:24:34though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:24:37he gave you unbridled confidence
00:24:39wow
00:24:44you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:24:46we look so perfect together
00:24:48it's a match
00:24:49made in heaven
00:24:50no no no no there's no spark between you two
00:25:05you don't love your wife at all
00:25:06i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:25:08but we haven't even started talking
00:25:11you know the law talk is about feeling
00:25:13i don't feel your love for her
00:25:16he's crazy about me
00:25:18the moment i was divorced
00:25:20he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:25:22i love you baby
00:25:25that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:25:29come back to me
00:25:35i will learn to be a proper
00:25:36jeez
00:25:39are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan
00:25:44yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:25:47maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak
00:25:50perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
00:25:54you guessed right
00:25:56much better now
00:26:05can you eat quieter
00:26:15you're disturbing my reading
00:26:17you're married what's up
00:26:27what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever
00:26:30of course i can cover your shift today
00:26:32where are you going
00:26:35the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:26:40Aubrey
00:26:47what are you doing here
00:26:48you're not stalking me are you
00:26:50listen
00:26:51stop harassing me
00:26:53Tiffany and i are engaged
00:26:55sorry to disappoint you
00:26:58but i'm married too
00:27:00it's not just you who found someone new
00:27:02Jim
00:27:03i told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
00:27:08i do have a husband
00:27:11and he's hotter
00:27:12wealthier
00:27:13and last longer in bed than you ever did
00:27:15if he's so great
00:27:17when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes
00:27:21come on man
00:27:22don't just stand there
00:27:23serve us
00:27:24i want hot tea
00:27:27jeez
00:27:38you trying to sculpt me
00:27:40are you satisfied now
00:27:51that's better
00:27:52drink up dear
00:27:54ouch
00:27:55this huge diamond ring make it hard to lift my hand
00:28:00check out my engagement ring from mark
00:28:03it's whopping two carrots
00:28:05i heard your wedding ring was
00:28:08a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:28:13wasn't it
00:28:14wow
00:28:15good for you
00:28:17and when you guys eventually split
00:28:19you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:28:23don't stupid or level
00:28:25don't stupid or level
00:28:27you
00:28:28go and get the steaks ready in 10 minutes
00:28:30else i'll be reporting you
00:28:32i said
00:28:33half an hour when you ordered
00:28:35then figured it out
00:28:37wait
00:28:38tub off my water
00:28:41mary
00:28:47you owe me a proper meal
00:28:49i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:28:52aubry
00:28:56why are you waitressing
00:28:58we're not really married
00:28:59what i do is none of your business
00:29:01let's go
00:29:04the advertisers are waiting
00:29:09keep an eye on her
00:29:10make sure nobody messes with her
00:29:12i'm not her agent
00:29:13but she's my wife
00:29:14at least on paper
00:29:15okay guys
00:29:16if you don't need anything else
00:29:18i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:29:20oh my god
00:29:22my ring
00:29:23it's gone
00:29:25since you're the only one serving us
00:29:27i suspect you stole my ring
00:29:29just because you're a bitch
00:29:30doesn't mean everyone is
00:29:32i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've got
00:29:34let alone steal it
00:29:36deny it won't help
00:29:38let's own you somewhere
00:29:41see
00:29:44this is proof
00:29:46i'm gonna have you
00:29:51fired
00:29:52no way
00:29:53you're framing me on purpose
00:29:54got it
00:30:00get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:30:03you and your husband are so sweet
00:30:08you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:30:11sweet?
00:30:12we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
00:30:16look at them
00:30:18that's what we call sweet
00:30:20i wish my hubby was like that
00:30:22fuck that's actually my husband
00:30:25you jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:30:27i'll break
00:30:28let me explain
00:30:29let me explain
00:30:30wait wait wait wait
00:30:32wait
00:30:32stop
00:30:33stop
00:30:33all right enough
00:30:38cut it out
00:30:39i
00:30:40wouldn't have to be out here
00:30:42messing around
00:30:43if you
00:30:44didn't push me
00:30:45to do it
00:30:47look at yourself
00:30:48sloppy
00:30:48you're rude
00:30:50totally
00:30:52unfeminine
00:30:53i want a divorce
00:30:55crazy lady
00:30:57come on
00:31:05we'll get that scumbag
00:31:06no need for karma
00:31:07i can't handle this myself
00:31:08hand me the car key
00:31:09chris
00:31:20leo snucked the row you wanted
00:31:22no way
00:31:23why him
00:31:25i cannot understand that
00:31:26he has fewer instagram followers than me
00:31:29and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:31:31the director's looking for a guy
00:31:33who's totally devoted to his wife
00:31:35leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple
00:31:38for true love
00:31:39but what about you
00:31:40you're a 40 euro bachelor
00:31:42known around town as a total playboy
00:31:45what if
00:31:46i told everyone
00:31:48that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:31:52but she's married
00:31:53and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:31:56you think that would lend me the role
00:31:57sounds more like excused me
00:32:00that's not good enough huh
00:32:02all right
00:32:03do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her
00:32:07vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:32:10to prove i can be a committed guy
00:32:12now that's a story people might buy into
00:32:15but the problem is
00:32:17you're just making this up
00:32:18on the spot
00:32:19all right
00:32:20i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:32:26damn it
00:32:30fuck
00:32:31i'm so sorry
00:32:38are you nuts
00:32:39nuts
00:32:40is that all your men got
00:32:44yeah i'm nuts
00:32:46but you guys eat your coke by nuts
00:32:48sleep with nuts
00:32:49have kids with nuts
00:32:50you are the real nuts here
00:32:52no offense
00:32:53but i'm chris roberts
00:32:55i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:32:58only supermodels
00:33:02screw you fuck chris robers
00:33:06i sold the house
00:33:24you got till tonight to move out
00:33:26or your stuff will be thrown away
00:33:29if you want to divorce me
00:33:32fine
00:33:33go ahead
00:33:34but how dare you sell our house
00:33:37without my consent
00:33:39i'll sue you
00:33:41think you can afford a lawyer
00:33:42don't mess with me
00:33:44or apply for a custody for our son
00:33:46jobless housewife lets you
00:33:48won't stand a chance
00:33:49despicable
00:33:51so
00:33:52you divorced
00:33:53it's none of your business
00:33:55marry me
00:33:56marry me
00:33:56are you insane
00:34:04my car's worth 4 million dollars
00:34:09you want to talk about marriage
00:34:11or compensation
00:34:14this way mom
00:34:16watch us that mom
00:34:21welcome
00:34:29welcome ma'am
00:34:29wow
00:34:40so it's your house
00:34:42at 5 central avenue
00:34:43i've seen it in a magazine
00:34:45so i get a room like this for fake marriage
00:35:02no
00:35:03this is for elizabeth my dog
00:35:05yours is upstairs
00:35:06bigger and better
00:35:08forget that
00:35:09come sign the contract
00:35:11sign this
00:35:15and you will be my wife
00:35:16sorry what's your name again
00:35:18aubry
00:35:19okay
00:35:20aubry
00:35:21listen to me
00:35:22i love you
00:35:23for more than 10 years
00:35:25i heard
00:35:26that you're divorced
00:35:27so i popped the question
00:35:30right away
00:35:30what
00:35:32really
00:35:33are you kidding me
00:35:34aubry
00:35:35this marriage is just for show
00:35:37i hope you won't catch
00:35:39real feelings for me
00:35:40relax
00:35:42not falling for you
00:35:43as easy as drinking and eating
00:35:45great
00:35:45that's amazing
00:35:46once i secure the role
00:35:48and back that oscar
00:35:49we'll part our ways
00:35:51smoothly
00:35:53so we stuck together
00:35:55until we win an oscar
00:35:57might as well say
00:35:59till that do us a part
00:36:01don't worry about that
00:36:02i'm gonna pay you
00:36:04an acting salary
00:36:05the same as i do
00:36:06with my models and actors
00:36:07you're chris roberts
00:36:09those actresses
00:36:10must earn a fortune
00:36:12considering our attitude
00:36:13i'm gonna go with
00:36:14minimum wage
00:36:15usually they pay around
00:36:16500 grand
00:36:17and now
00:36:18150k
00:36:19that's enough for you
00:36:21per year
00:36:23per month
00:36:24of course
00:36:24so you have a son
00:36:38don't get me wrong
00:36:41just want to know more
00:36:42about my wife
00:36:43yeah
00:36:48his name is luke
00:36:50he's nine
00:36:51in summer camp
00:36:54unaware of the divorce
00:36:55good lord
00:37:06that looks calorie packed
00:37:08first it's not for you
00:37:10second i hate
00:37:11when people reduce
00:37:12food to calories
00:37:13jeez touchy
00:37:16it'll make my loving you
00:37:18seem even more dramatic
00:37:19keep that up
00:37:21another thing
00:37:22clear your schedule
00:37:23for tomorrow
00:37:24for meeting the director
00:37:25already?
00:37:28this is your first time
00:37:29stepping out as my wife
00:37:30and i really want you
00:37:31to take it seriously
00:37:32need to dress up nicely
00:37:34all right
00:37:34because it's gonna be
00:37:35the first time
00:37:36that you're gonna
00:37:37act as my wife
00:37:38come on
00:37:39this top i'm wearing
00:37:40is like from the
00:37:41supermarket
00:37:41i'll solve this problem
00:37:43right now
00:37:44hey brad
00:37:46didn't you say you could
00:37:49transform any woman
00:37:50oh my god
00:37:54i didn't expect this
00:37:55to be such a
00:37:56huge project
00:37:57but luckily
00:37:58i'm a hollywood
00:37:59stylish
00:38:00all right girls
00:38:01let's get going
00:38:03right here
00:38:05i got it
00:38:06are you okay
00:38:16are you okay
00:38:16watch out
00:38:17please calm down
00:38:18can we sit up
00:38:19back here
00:38:20get him back here
00:38:21oh my god
00:38:22are you okay baby
00:38:23are these ladies
00:38:30fashion pieces
00:38:31worth the expense
00:38:33for her
00:38:33she's my wife now
00:38:35so yes
00:38:35it's worth it
00:38:36baby real
00:38:40i did my best today
00:38:41remember
00:38:43rome wasn't built
00:38:44in the day
00:38:45how do i look
00:38:59wow
00:39:01you're the most beautiful
00:39:03you have ever seen
00:39:04wow
00:39:08you sure ain't sure
00:39:09of that ass
00:39:09why aren't you
00:39:10closing the victoria's
00:39:11secrets show
00:39:12this year
00:39:12that's what handling a big star
00:39:19does to me
00:39:20let's go girls
00:39:21thank you so much guys
00:39:23no problem baby
00:39:24jeez
00:39:26how did i not realize
00:39:28my backside
00:39:29has such potential
00:39:30just like kardashians
00:39:31just like kardashians
00:39:32guess
00:39:33you regret this
00:39:34fake marriage
00:39:35now huh
00:39:35god is fair
00:39:37though he didn't bless you
00:39:39with a fury physique
00:39:40he gave you
00:39:41unbridled confidence
00:39:42wow
00:39:47you're totally
00:39:48you're gonna nail that role now
00:39:49you're gonna nail that role now
00:39:49we look so perfect together
00:39:51it's a match
00:39:52made in heaven
00:39:53no no no
00:40:05there's no spark
00:40:07between you two
00:40:08you don't love your wife
00:40:09at all
00:40:10i'm sorry that i can't
00:40:11give you this role
00:40:12but we haven't even
00:40:13started talking
00:40:14you know the law talk
00:40:15is about feeling
00:40:16i don't feel
00:40:17your love for her
00:40:19he's crazy about me
00:40:22the moment i was divorced
00:40:23he swooped in
00:40:24with a helicopter proposal
00:40:26i love you baby
00:40:29that's because i just can't
00:40:30wait to spend the rest
00:40:31of my life with you
00:40:33come back to me
00:40:38or you'll learn
00:40:39to be a proper
00:40:39jeez
00:40:43are you sure
00:40:44he's top hollywood's
00:40:45director
00:40:46and not some charlatan
00:40:47yes
00:40:48but he did catch you
00:40:49rolling your eyes at me
00:40:50maybe it's only because
00:40:51you ordered a cup of water
00:40:52any steak
00:40:53perhaps that's to
00:40:54avoid your dress zipper
00:40:55bursting from one extra bite
00:40:58you guessed right
00:40:59much better now
00:41:16can you eat quieter
00:41:18you're disturbing my reading
00:41:20you're married
00:41:29what's up
00:41:31what
00:41:31your daughter's in the hospital
00:41:33with a fever
00:41:33yeah of course
00:41:34i can cover your shift today
00:41:35where are you going
00:41:38the contract
00:41:40the contract doesn't require me
00:41:41to report my personal itinerary
00:41:42to you
00:41:42albry
00:41:50what are you doing here
00:41:52you're not stalking me
00:41:53are you
00:41:54listen
00:41:55stop harassing me
00:41:56tiffany and i
00:41:57are engaged
00:41:58sorry to disappoint you
00:42:02but i'm married too
00:42:03it's not just you
00:42:04who found someone new
00:42:05jim
00:42:06i told you
00:42:08she put up a front
00:42:08about finding someone else
00:42:10i do have a husband
00:42:14and he's hotter
00:42:15wealthier
00:42:16and lasts longer in bed
00:42:18than you ever did
00:42:18if he's so great
00:42:20when's an old timer like you
00:42:22still going here
00:42:23serving tapes
00:42:24come on man
00:42:25don't just stand there
00:42:26serve us
00:42:27i want
00:42:29hot tea
00:42:31jeez
00:42:41you trying to
00:42:42scald me
00:42:43are you satisfied now
00:42:54that's better
00:42:55drink up dear
00:42:57ouch
00:42:59this huge diamond ring
00:43:01makes it hard to lift my hand
00:43:03check out my engagement ring
00:43:05from mark
00:43:06it's whopping two carats
00:43:08i heard your wedding ring was
00:43:11a freebie that came with
00:43:15some furniture shopping
00:43:16wasn't it
00:43:17wow
00:43:18good for you
00:43:20and when you guys eventually split
00:43:22you will get a nice chunk of change
00:43:25from selling this treasure
00:43:27don't stupid or level
00:43:30you
00:43:31go and get the steaks ready
00:43:33in ten minutes
00:43:34else
00:43:34i'll be reporting you
00:43:35i said
00:43:36half an hour
00:43:38when you ordered
00:43:39then
00:43:39figured it out
00:43:40wait
00:43:42pop off my water
00:43:44mary
00:43:51you owe me a proper meal
00:43:52i'll refrain from stabbing those two
00:43:55for your job's sake
00:43:56aubry
00:43:59why are you waitressing
00:44:01we're not really married
00:44:02what i do is none of your business
00:44:04let's go
00:44:08the advertisers are waiting
00:44:09keep an eye on her
00:44:13make sure nobody messes with her
00:44:15i'm not her agent
00:44:16but she's my wife
00:44:17at least on paper
00:44:18okay guys
00:44:19if you don't need anything else
00:44:21i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:44:23oh my god
00:44:25my ring
00:44:26it's gone
00:44:27since you're the only one serving us
00:44:30i suspect you stole my ring
00:44:32just because you're a bitch
00:44:34doesn't mean everyone is
00:44:35i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:44:38let alone steal it
00:44:39deny it won't help
00:44:41let's own you somewhere
00:44:44see
00:44:47this is proof
00:44:49i'm gonna have you
00:44:54fired
00:44:55no way
00:44:56you're framing me on purpose
00:44:58got it
00:45:04get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:45:06you and your husband are so sweet
00:45:11you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:45:14sweet?
00:45:15we haven't gotten busy
00:45:17since thanksgiving
00:45:18three years ago
00:45:20look at them
00:45:22that's what we call sweet
00:45:23i wish my hubby was like that
00:45:25fuck that's actually my husband
00:45:28you jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:45:30Aubrey
00:45:31let me explain
00:45:33stop
00:45:34wait wait wait
00:45:35stop
00:45:36stop
00:45:38all right
00:45:40enough
00:45:41cut it out
00:45:42i
00:45:44wouldn't have to be out here
00:45:45messing around
00:45:47if you
00:45:47didn't push me
00:45:49to do it
00:45:50look at yourself
00:45:51sloppy
00:45:52you're rude
00:45:53totally
00:45:55all feminine
00:45:56i want a divorce
00:45:58crazy lady
00:46:00come on
00:46:08get that scumbag
00:46:10no need for karma
00:46:10i can't handle this myself
00:46:11hand me the car key
00:46:13chris
00:46:23leo's not the role you wanted
00:46:25no way
00:46:26why him
00:46:28i can't understand that
00:46:30he has fewer instagram followers than me
00:46:32and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:46:34the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife
00:46:38leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love
00:46:42what about you
00:46:43you're a forty euro bachelor
00:46:45known around town
00:46:47as a total playboy
00:46:48what if
00:46:49i told everyone
00:46:51that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:46:55but she's married
00:46:56and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:46:59you think that would lend me the role
00:47:01sounds more like excused me
00:47:03that's not good enough huh
00:47:05alright
00:47:06do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her
00:47:10vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:47:13to prove i can be a committed guy
00:47:15now that's a story people might buy into
00:47:18but the problem is
00:47:20you're just making this up on the spot
00:47:22alright
00:47:23i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:47:29damn it
00:47:33fuck
00:47:34i'm so sorry
00:47:41are you nuts
00:47:43nuts
00:47:43is that all your men got
00:47:48yeah i'm nuts
00:47:49but you guys eat those cooked by nuts
00:47:51sleep with nuts
00:47:52have kids with nuts
00:47:53you are the real nuts here
00:47:55no offense
00:47:56but i'm chris roberts
00:47:58i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:48:01only supermodels
00:48:05screw you fuck chris roberts
00:48:09i sold the house
00:48:28you got till tonight to move out
00:48:29or your stuff will be thrown away
00:48:32if you want to divorce me
00:48:36fine
00:48:36go ahead
00:48:37but how dare you sell our house
00:48:40without my consent
00:48:42i'll sue you
00:48:44think you can afford a lawyer
00:48:45don't mess with me
00:48:47or a fight for a custody for our staff
00:48:49a jobless housewife like you
00:48:51won't stand a chance
00:48:52despicable
00:48:54so
00:48:55you divorced
00:48:56it's none of your business
00:48:59marry me
00:49:00are you insane
00:49:07my car's worth four million dollars
00:49:12you want to talk about marriage
00:49:15or compensation
00:49:17this way mom
00:49:20watch us that mom
00:49:25welcome mom
00:49:32wow
00:49:43so it's your house at 5 central avenue
00:49:46i've seen it in a magazine
00:49:48so i get a room like this for a fake marriage
00:50:06no
00:50:06this is for elizabeth my dog
00:50:08yours is upstairs
00:50:10bigger and better
00:50:11forget that
00:50:13come sign the contract
00:50:14sign this
00:50:18and you will be my wife
00:50:20sorry what's your name again
00:50:21aubry
00:50:23okay
00:50:23aubry
00:50:24listen to me
00:50:26i love you
00:50:27for more than 10 years
00:50:28i heard
00:50:29that you're divorced
00:50:30so
00:50:32i popped the question right away
00:50:34what
00:50:35really
00:50:36are you kidding me
00:50:37aubry
00:50:39this marriage is just for show
00:50:40i hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:50:43relax
00:50:45not falling for you
00:50:47as easy as drinking and eating
00:50:48great
00:50:49that's amazing
00:50:50once i secure the role
00:50:51and back that oscar
00:50:52we'll part our ways
00:50:55smoothly
00:50:56so we stuck together
00:50:59until we win an oscar
00:51:00might as well say
00:51:03till that do us a part
00:51:04don't worry about that
00:51:05i'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:51:08the same as i do with my models and actors
00:51:10you're chris roberts
00:51:12those actresses must earn a fortune
00:51:15considering our attitude
00:51:16i'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:51:18usually they pay around 500 grand
00:51:20and now
00:51:21150k
00:51:23that's enough for you
00:51:24per year
00:51:26per month
00:51:27of course
00:51:28so you have a son
00:51:42don't get me wrong
00:51:44just want to know more about my wife
00:51:46yeah
00:51:52his name is luke
00:51:54he's nine
00:51:55in summer camp
00:51:57unaware of the divorce
00:51:59good lord
00:52:09that looks calorie packed
00:52:11first
00:52:12it's not for you
00:52:13second
00:52:14i hate
00:52:15when people reduce food to calories
00:52:17jeez
00:52:19touchy
00:52:19it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:52:23keep that up
00:52:24another thing
00:52:26clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:52:27we're meeting the director
00:52:30already?
00:52:31this is your first time stepping out as my wife and i really want you to take it seriously
00:52:36you need to dress up nicely alright?
00:52:38because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:52:41come on
00:52:42this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:52:45i'll solve this problem right now
00:52:47hey brad
00:52:49didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:52:53oh
00:52:55my
00:52:56god
00:52:57i didn't expect this to be such a
00:52:59huge project
00:53:00but luckily
00:53:01i'm a hollywood stylish
00:53:03alright girls
00:53:04let's get going
00:53:06hmm
00:53:07right here
00:53:08right here
00:53:09i got it
00:53:18are you okay please?
00:53:19watch out
00:53:20please calm down
00:53:21please sit up back here
00:53:22please sit down please
00:53:23get him out of here
00:53:24oh my god are you okay baby?
00:53:26are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:53:37she's my wife now
00:53:38so yes
00:53:39it's worth it
00:53:40hmm
00:53:42baby ro
00:53:43i did my best today
00:53:45remember
00:53:46rome wasn't built in the day
00:53:48how do i look?
00:54:02wow
00:54:04you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:54:07wow
00:54:10you sure ain't sure of that ass
00:54:12why are you closing the victoria secrets show this year?
00:54:15julia
00:54:17her acting skills surpassed mine
00:54:20that's what handling a big story does to me
00:54:23let's go girls
00:54:24thank you so much guys
00:54:26no problem baby
00:54:27jeez
00:54:29how did i not realize my backside has such potential
00:54:33just like kardashians
00:54:35guess you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:54:38god is fair
00:54:40though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:54:43he gave you unbridled confidence
00:54:49wow
00:54:50you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:54:52we look so perfect together
00:54:54it's a match
00:54:55made in heaven
00:54:56no no no
00:55:09there's no spark between you two
00:55:11you don't love your wife at all
00:55:13i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:55:15well we haven't even started talking
00:55:17you know the law talk is about feeling
00:55:19i don't feel your love for her
00:55:21he's crazy about me
00:55:24the moment i was divorced
00:55:25he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:55:28i love you baby
00:55:31that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:55:35come back to me
00:55:41or you'll learn to be a proper
00:55:43jeez
00:55:46are you sure he's top hollywood's director
00:55:49and not some charlatan
00:55:50yes
00:55:51but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:55:53maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:55:55any steak
00:55:56perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:55:58bursting from one extra bite
00:56:00you guessed right
00:56:02much better now
00:56:07can you eat quieter
00:56:21you're disturbing my reading
00:56:23you're married
00:56:33what's up
00:56:34what
00:56:35your daughter's in the hospital with a fever
00:56:37yeah of course
00:56:37i can cover your shift today
00:56:39where are you going
00:56:41the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:56:45aubrey
00:56:53what are you doing here
00:56:54you're not stalking me are you
00:56:56listen
00:56:57stop harassing me
00:56:58tiffany and i are engaged
00:57:01sorry to disappoint you
00:57:04but i'm married too
00:57:05it's not just you who found someone new
00:57:07jim
00:57:08i told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
00:57:12i do have a husband
00:57:17and he's hotter
00:57:18wealthier
00:57:19and last longer in bed than you ever did
00:57:22if he's so great
00:57:23when's an old timer like you
00:57:25still going here serving tapes
00:57:27come on man
00:57:28don't just stand there
00:57:29serve us
00:57:30i want
00:57:32hot tea
00:57:34jeez
00:57:44you trying to scald me
00:57:46are you satisfied now
00:57:57that's better
00:57:58drink up dear
00:58:00ouch
00:58:02this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:58:06check out my engagement ring from mark
00:58:09it's whopping two carats
00:58:11i heard your wedding ring was
00:58:14a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:58:19wasn't it
00:58:21wow
00:58:22good for you
00:58:23and when you guys eventually split
00:58:25you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:58:31don't stupider level
00:58:33you
00:58:34go and get the sticks ready in ten minutes
00:58:37else i'll be reporting you
00:58:38i said
00:58:39half an hour when you ordered
00:58:41then figure it out
00:58:43wait
00:58:45tub off my water
00:58:47mary
00:58:54you owe me a proper meal
00:58:56i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:59:02aubry
00:59:03why are you waitressing
00:59:05we're not really married
00:59:06what i do is none of your business
00:59:07let's go
00:59:11the advertisers are waiting
00:59:12keep an eye on her
00:59:16make sure nobody messes with her
00:59:18i'm not her agent
00:59:19but she's my wife
00:59:20at least on paper
00:59:21okay guys
00:59:22if you don't need anything else
00:59:23i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:59:25oh my god
00:59:27my ring
00:59:29it's gone
00:59:30since you're the only one serving us
00:59:32i suspect you stole my ring
00:59:34just because you're a bitch
00:59:36doesn't mean everyone is
00:59:37i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:59:40let alone steal it
00:59:42deny won't help
00:59:44let's arm you somewhere
00:59:50see
00:59:51this is proof
00:59:56i'm gonna have you
00:59:58fired
00:59:59no way
01:00:00you're framing me on purpose
01:00:06got it
01:00:07get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:00:09you and your husband are so sweet
01:00:14you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
01:00:17sweet
01:00:18we haven't gotten busy
01:00:20since thanksgiving
01:00:21three years ago
01:00:22look at them
01:00:24that's what we call sweet
01:00:25i wish my hubby was like that
01:00:27fuck that's actually my husband
01:00:31you jerk cheating on me behind my back
01:00:33i'll break
01:00:34let me explain
01:00:35let me explain
01:00:36wait wait wait
01:00:37wait wait
01:00:38wait
01:00:39stop
01:00:39stop
01:00:43all right
01:00:44enough
01:00:45cut it out
01:00:46i
01:00:47wouldn't have to be out here
01:00:49messing around
01:00:50if you
01:00:51didn't push me
01:00:52to do it
01:00:53look at yourself
01:00:54sloppy
01:00:55you're rude
01:00:57totally
01:00:58all feminine
01:00:59i want a divorce
01:01:01crazy lady
01:01:11karma will get that scumbag
01:01:12no need for karma
01:01:13i can handle this myself
01:01:14hand me the car key
01:01:25Chris
01:01:26leo's not the role you wanted
01:01:29no way
01:01:30why him
01:01:31i cannot understand that
01:01:33he has fewer instagram followers than me
01:01:35and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
01:01:38the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife
01:01:42leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love
01:01:46but what about you
01:01:47you're a forty-year-old bachelor
01:01:49known around town as a total playboy
01:01:52what if
01:01:53i told everyone
01:01:54that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
01:01:58but she's married
01:01:59and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
01:02:02you think that would lend me the role
01:02:04sounds more like excuse to me
01:02:06that's not good enough huh
01:02:08all right
01:02:09do i have to say
01:02:11she just got divorced
01:02:12and i'm rushing to marry her
01:02:13vowing to never look at another supermodel again
01:02:16to prove i can be a committed guy
01:02:18now that's a story people might buy into
01:02:21but the problem is
01:02:23you're just making this up
01:02:24on the spot
01:02:25all right
01:02:26i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
01:02:31i'm so sorry
01:02:44are you nuts
01:02:46nuts
01:02:47is that all your men got
01:02:51yeah i'm nuts
01:02:52but you guys eat your coke by nuts
01:02:54sleep with nuts
01:02:55have kids with nuts
01:02:56you are the real nuts here
01:02:58no offense
01:02:59but i'm chris roberts
01:03:01i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
01:03:04only supermodels
01:03:09screw you fuck chris roberts
01:03:13i sold the house
01:03:31you got till tonight to move out
01:03:33or your stuff will get thrown away
01:03:35if you want to divorce me
01:03:39fine
01:03:39go ahead
01:03:40but how dare you sell our house
01:03:43without my consent
01:03:45i'll sue you
01:03:47think you can afford a lawyer
01:03:48don't mess with me
01:03:50or apply for the custody for our son
01:03:52a jobless housewife like you
01:03:54won't stand a chance
01:03:55despicable
01:03:57so
01:03:58you're divorced
01:03:59it's none of your business
01:04:01marry me
01:04:02marry me
01:04:09are you insane
01:04:11my car's worth four million dollars
01:04:16you want to talk about marriage
01:04:18or compensation
01:04:20this way ma'am
01:04:26watch us that ma'am
01:04:28welcome ma'am
01:04:35wow
01:04:47so it's your house at 5 central avenue
01:04:49central avenue
01:04:50i've seen it in a magazine
01:04:51i've seen it in a magazine
01:04:52i get a room like this for fake marriage
01:05:08make marriage
01:05:09no
01:05:09this is for elizabeth
01:05:11my dog
01:05:12yours is upstairs
01:05:13bigger and better
01:05:15forget that
01:05:16come sign the contract
01:05:17sign this
01:05:21yes
01:05:22and you will be my wife
01:05:23sorry what's your name again
01:05:25aubrey
01:05:26ok
01:05:27aubrey
01:05:28aubrey
01:05:28i love you for more than 10 years
01:05:32i heard
01:05:32that you're divorced
01:05:34so i popped the question right away
01:05:37what
01:05:38what really
01:05:39are you kidding me
01:05:40are you kidding me
01:05:41aubrey
01:05:42this marriage is just for show
01:05:43i hope you won't catch real feelings for me
01:05:46relax
01:05:48not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating
01:05:51great
01:05:52that's amazing
01:05:52once i secure the role and bag that oscar
01:05:55we'll part our ways
01:05:57smoothly
01:05:59so we stuck together until we win an oscar
01:06:03might as well say
01:06:05till that do us a part
01:06:07don't worry about that
01:06:08i'm gonna pay you an acting salary
01:06:11the same as i do with my models and actors
01:06:14no chris roberts
01:06:16those actresses must earn a fortune
01:06:18considering our attitude
01:06:20i'm gonna go with minimum wage
01:06:21usually they pay around 500 grand
01:06:24and now
01:06:25150k
01:06:26that's enough for you
01:06:27per year
01:06:29per month of course
01:06:31so you have a son
01:06:45don't get me wrong
01:06:47just want to know more about my wife
01:06:49you
01:06:50yeah
01:06:55his name is luke
01:06:57he's nine
01:06:58in summer camp
01:07:00unaware of the divorce
01:07:02good lord
01:07:12that looks calorie packed
01:07:15first
01:07:16it's not for you
01:07:17second
01:07:17i hate when people reduce food to calories
01:07:21jeez touchy
01:07:23it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
01:07:26keep that up
01:07:28another thing
01:07:29clear your schedule for tomorrow
01:07:31we're meeting the director
01:07:32already
01:07:34this is your first time stepping out as my wife
01:07:37and i really want you to take it seriously
01:07:39need to dress up nicely alright
01:07:41because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
01:07:44come on
01:07:45this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
01:07:47i'll solve this problem right now
01:07:50hey brad
01:07:52didn't you say you could transform any woman
01:07:56oh
01:07:58my
01:07:59god
01:08:00i didn't expect this to be such a
01:08:02huge project
01:08:03but luckily
01:08:04i'm a hollywood stylish
01:08:06alright girls
01:08:07let's get going
01:08:09right here
01:08:11i got it
01:08:12i got it
01:08:22are you ok ladies
01:08:23watch out
01:08:24boys calm down
01:08:25can you sit up back here
01:08:26sit down
01:08:27get him back here
01:08:28oh my god
01:08:29are you ok baby
01:08:36are these ladies fashion pieces
01:08:38worth the expense for her
01:08:40she's my wife now
01:08:41so yes
01:08:42it's worth it
01:08:43hmm
01:08:45baby real
01:08:46i did my best today
01:08:48remember
01:08:49rome wasn't built in the day
01:08:51how do i look
01:09:05how do i look
01:09:06how do i look
01:09:07wow
01:09:08you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
01:09:13wow
01:09:14you sure ensure that ass
01:09:16why aren't you closing the victoria's secrets show this year
01:09:21julia
01:09:22her acting skills surpassed mine
01:09:24that's what handling a big story does to me
01:09:27let's go girls
01:09:28thank you so much guys
01:09:29no problem baby
01:09:30no problem baby
01:09:32jeez
01:09:33how did i not realize my backside has such potential
01:09:37just like kardashians
01:09:39guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
01:09:43god is fair
01:09:45though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
01:09:47he gave you unbridled confidence
01:09:49wow
01:09:50you're totally gonna nail that role now
01:09:52we look so perfect together
01:09:53wow
01:09:54you're totally gonna nail that role now
01:09:56we look so perfect together
01:09:58it's a match
01:09:59made in heaven
01:10:00no no no
01:10:12there's no spark between you two
01:10:14you don't love your wife at all
01:10:16i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
01:10:18but we haven't even started talking
01:10:20you know the law talk is about feeling
01:10:22i don't feel your love for her
01:10:25he's crazy about me
01:10:28the moment i was divorced he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
01:10:34i love you baby
01:10:36that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
01:10:44come back to me
01:10:45or you'll learn to be a proper
01:10:48jeez
01:10:49are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan
01:10:54yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
01:10:57maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water any steak
01:10:59perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
01:11:02bursting from one extra bite
01:11:04oh you guessed right
01:11:06much better now
01:11:12can you eat quieter
01:11:25you're disturbing my reading
01:11:27you're married
01:11:36what's up
01:11:37what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever
01:11:40yeah of course i can cover your shift today
01:11:42where are you going
01:11:45the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
01:11:48aubrey
01:11:56what are you doing here
01:11:58you're not stalking me are you
01:12:00listen
01:12:01stop harassing me
01:12:03tiffany and i are engaged
01:12:05sorry to disappoint you
01:12:08but i'm married too
01:12:09it's not just you who found someone new
01:12:11jim
01:12:13i told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
01:12:16i do have a husband
01:12:20and he's hotter
01:12:21wealthier
01:12:22and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
01:12:24if he's so great
01:12:26why is an old timer like you still going here serving tapes
01:12:30come on man
01:12:31don't just stand there
01:12:32serve us
01:12:33i want hot tea
01:12:46jeez
01:12:48you trying to scald me
01:12:50are you satisfied now
01:13:01that's better
01:13:02drink up dear
01:13:03ouch
01:13:05this huge diamond ring make it hard to lift my hand
01:13:09check out my engagement ring from mark
01:13:12it's whopping two carats
01:13:14i heard your wedding ring was
01:13:17a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
01:13:22wasn't it
01:13:23wow
01:13:25good for you
01:13:26and when you guys eventually split
01:13:28you will get a nice chunk of change
01:13:31change from selling this treasure
01:13:35don't stoop their level
01:13:37you
01:13:38go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes
01:13:40else
01:13:41i'll be reporting you
01:13:42i said
01:13:43half an hour when you ordered
01:13:45then
01:13:46figured it out
01:13:47wait
01:13:48tub off my water
01:13:51mary
01:13:57you owe me a proper meal
01:13:59i refrain from stabbing those two for your jobs sake
01:14:02aubry
01:14:07why are you waitressing
01:14:08we're not really married
01:14:09what i do is none of your business
01:14:14let's go
01:14:14the advertisers are waiting
01:14:18keep an eye on her
01:14:20make sure nobody messes with her
01:14:22i'm not her agent
01:14:23but she's my wife
01:14:24at least on paper
01:14:25okay guys
01:14:25if you don't need anything else
01:14:27i'm gonna head out and change shifts
01:14:29oh
01:14:30oh my god
01:14:31my ring
01:14:32it's gone
01:14:33since you're the only one serving us
01:14:36i suspect you stole my ring
01:14:38just because you're a bitch
01:14:40doesn't mean everyone is
01:14:41i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
01:14:44let alone steal it
01:14:45then now you won't help
01:14:47then now you won't help
01:14:49it's only you somewhere
01:14:53see
01:14:54this is proof
01:14:59i'm gonna have you
01:15:01fired
01:15:02no way
01:15:03you're framing me on purpose
01:15:10got it
01:15:10get the restaurant owner over here for me
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