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May has to, in order to reincarnate to an honorable situation, keep remaining a virgin for three lifetimes. But the evil witch has other ideas.
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00:01:00天气地鸣,行事有灵,乐坏心仪,行事有幸,神鬼介路,神人回避,跳,我们跳,我们向前跳,我们慢慢跳,我们不停地跳,一步子地跳,拼命跳,好好跳,非美跳,请.
00:01:30我看我这只蝸牛族,今天晚上又得打地铺了,摸鱼的时间到了,我喜欢。
00:01:39都是你们害的,养师叔叔。
00:01:46对呀,我怎么没想到呢?
00:01:50大哥,反正你跳惯,就让我休息一下。
00:01:57又来了。
00:01:58麻烦您,谢谢您了。
00:02:04大便车喽。
00:02:06还真舒服。
00:02:07搞招。
00:02:08反正天下文章一大抄嘛。
00:02:09跳,我们跳,我们重新跳,我们好好跳,我们跳呀跳,母亲的跳。
00:02:13又吃了。
00:02:14又吃了。
00:02:15又吃了。
00:02:16又吃了。
00:02:17不能吃啊。
00:02:18哎呦。
00:02:19哎哟。
00:02:20哎哟。
00:02:21哎哟。
00:02:22真舒服。
00:02:23好招。
00:02:24反正天下文章一大抄嘛。
00:02:25我们跳,我们重新跳,我们好好跳。
00:02:29我们跳呀跳,母亲的跳。
00:02:32又吃了。
00:02:34又吃了。
00:02:35不能吃啊。
00:02:36哎哟。
00:02:38哎哟。
00:02:39哎哟。
00:02:40哎哟。
00:02:41I know that you had a cobra.
00:02:43My cobra?
00:02:45Here...
00:02:48Do I have that?
00:02:50Go go!
00:02:54Oh my a tiger.
00:02:58Oh.
00:02:59No, don't worry.
00:03:01I can't.
00:03:02I am so bad.
00:03:05That's who I am.
00:03:09I thought.
00:03:10Do you still have a time to play this man?
00:03:12What?
00:03:13I'm going to shoot a bullet.
00:03:14I'll shoot a bullet.
00:03:15It's a bullet.
00:03:16It's a bullet.
00:03:17See you, should I get a bullet.
00:03:18I'll get a bullet.
00:03:19It's a bullet.
00:03:20I'll get a bullet.
00:03:21So, I won't go.
00:03:22Uh-oh, I won't go.
00:03:23I won't go.
00:03:25I won't go.
00:03:26啊
00:03:29啊
00:03:31啊
00:03:33啊
00:03:35啊
00:03:37啊
00:03:38啊
00:03:43啊
00:03:44啊
00:03:46啊
00:03:47魔娘子
00:03:48想不到
00:03:49你還記得我
00:03:50嗯
00:03:52我不是想記你啊
00:03:55you can't be angry.
00:03:57I'll be scared.
00:03:59It's hard to see.
00:04:01You're so good at me.
00:04:03You could be angry at me.
00:04:05You can't be angry at me.
00:04:07You're so angry at me.
00:04:09I'm afraid.
00:04:11I love you.
00:04:13I'm gonna be a good one.
00:04:15I don't want to be the same woman.
00:04:17I don't want to be angry at you.
00:04:19You can't be angry at me.
00:04:21要不是你呀,我一早就起谈做法,收了你了,还让你在人间作孽。
00:04:28哟,你干嘛生那么大气嘛,我找你来,不是你所想的那样。
00:04:35再说,我怎么舍得吸尽你的原谊,让你跟我沦入魔界,永世不得超生呢?
00:04:44那你抓我来干什么,摔得我腰酸背痛呢。
00:04:51我只是想请你来对月拔酒浅浊几杯,
00:04:56因为错过了今夜,以后你想要再见到我,恐怕就很难了。
00:05:04哎,你又这样讲,上辈子我做和尚的时候,
00:05:08你不过是让我陪你喝杯茶,现在好了,居然叫我陪你喝酒,哼,我就不喝。
00:05:16四妹啊,上辈子你当和尚,是个小和尚,
00:05:20现在你当道士,是个大道士,你都能起谈做法收了我。
00:05:25这小小的一杯酒,还能把你怎么样呢?
00:05:30嗯。
00:05:31哎,对呀,我现在是个大道士,有豆腾的。
00:05:35嘿嘿,我怕这个妖魔鬼怪干什么。
00:05:40好,喝就喝。
00:05:42我走了。
00:05:44哼,要不要再来第二杯啊。
00:05:47嗯,连个菜都没有,自己喝吧。
00:05:50哼,哼,哼,哼。
00:06:07Oh!
00:06:08Ah!
00:06:09This is my boy.
00:06:09I'm going to have you some magic to hold your gold.
00:06:11You can't do it!
00:06:13Yeah!
00:06:15Ah!
00:06:16Ah!
00:06:17Ah!
00:06:18Ah!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:21Ah!
00:06:22Ah!
00:06:22Ah!
00:06:23Ah!
00:06:24Ah!
00:06:25Ah!
00:06:26Ah!
00:06:27Ah!
00:06:28Ah!
00:06:29Ah!
00:06:29Ah!
00:06:30Ah!
00:06:31Ah!
00:06:32Ah!
00:06:32Ah!
00:06:33Ah!
00:06:34Ah!
00:06:35Ah!
00:06:36Ah!
00:06:37四美,你生性善良,这次为保贞洁自尽而死,你这种真烈也满命人敬佩,既然你生前是赶尸人,专门伺候死鬼,我就向我们王爷娘娘专案申请,让你服侍我们太子。
00:07:07小女子于倩倩,本地人世,知因哥哥于刚失踪多日,至今生死未卜,祈求保佑哥哥平安无事,早日归来。
00:07:26早日归来。
00:07:33兄弟,兄弟,又有声音上门了,在哪儿,你看,走。
00:07:41这回该我当师父,你当徒弟了吧?
00:07:45可以啊。
00:07:46咱们还是老规矩。
00:07:48老规矩?
00:07:49好啊。
00:07:51谷腔。
00:07:52我认识。
00:07:54别爱你。
00:07:55快来。
00:07:56我认识。
00:07:57这你没话说了吧。
00:07:58走。
00:07:59这位姑娘请留步。
00:08:00请问道长有事吗?
00:08:03啊。
00:08:04毛山天尊,张天氏,第888代嫡传弟子,乃世。
00:08:09我吗?
00:08:10我?
00:08:13第八百八十八代嫡传弟子,乃是我?
00:08:20师父,他?
00:08:24多嘴!
00:08:27平到平日,云游四海,普渡众生,今日路过此地
00:08:34见姑娘,刚气不张
00:08:43慧气缠身,所以特将姑娘拦下
00:08:49你可别不信,我师父自有投入道门,专习通灵之术,无论人、神、鬼、魔皆可通灵
00:08:58师父刚才告诉我,以姑娘的气色来看,家中定有变故
00:09:05道长说得不错,我哥哥他
00:09:09等一等,平到与姑娘素不相识
00:09:13为了证明我师徒二人,不是炸材练色的野道术士,请姑娘先跟我来
00:09:19请姑娘先跟我来
00:09:23神父烧化江湖海
00:09:29神父烧化江湖海
00:09:33桃光乍仙赵天开,香烟四起通灵一戒
00:09:37神兵仙将降云来
00:09:39姑娘可是要寻人
00:09:41道长果然高明
00:09:43此人姓于明刚,是你兄长
00:09:45正是,请问道长,我哥现在哪里啊?
00:09:49快快快快快,上身了
00:09:51钱准备好了没有?
00:09:53这还要钱呢?
00:09:55当然要钱了,你看退了
00:09:57退了,退了,退了,退了
00:10:01钱呢?
00:10:03要多少?
00:10:05五十两
00:10:19三十两
00:10:24最少二十两
00:10:27我,我只有六两
00:10:30六两
00:10:34那只有请鬼啦
00:10:36有钱你可以请道神
00:10:38没钱你只能请道鬼
00:10:40十两你可以请鬼王
00:10:42八两你可以请鬼后
00:10:44七两请盘管
00:10:46你说好不?
00:10:48哎,多少?
00:10:50六两
00:10:52哎呀,六两只能够请太子
00:10:55我实在是得上脑筋
00:10:57不请又不请
00:11:00我请
00:11:02我请
00:11:03我请
00:11:04我请
00:11:06哎呀,没有钱啊
00:11:10太子我都拿起舞蹈
00:11:13只为你的钱还少
00:11:16减少更麻烦
00:11:18减少更麻烦
00:11:22减少更麻烦
00:11:24减少只有一个办法
00:11:26什么办法
00:11:28什么办法
00:11:29请问姑娘
00:11:30你还是不是黄花大闺女
00:11:33家里还有什么人
00:11:35这样子
00:11:36我不请了
00:11:38不请也不行了
00:11:40走
00:11:44你是什么人呢
00:11:56我是你们起来
00:11:57修理你们的人
00:11:59你这个屁精
00:12:01我们忙了半天
00:12:02你想捡现成呢
00:12:04门都没有
00:12:05想黑吃黑啊
00:12:07揍他
00:12:08揍他
00:12:09啊
00:12:10啊
00:12:11啊
00:12:12啊
00:12:13哎哟
00:12:14啊
00:12:16哎哟
00:12:17哎哟
00:12:18哎哟
00:12:19这小子不像屁精
00:12:20好像是妖精啊
00:12:21哎哟
00:12:22呀
00:12:23我看什么人倒數啊
00:12:24揍他
00:12:25对
00:12:26你去揍
00:12:27哎哟
00:12:29哎哟
00:12:30哎哟
00:12:31哎哟
00:12:32哎哟
00:12:33哎哟
00:12:34啊
00:12:35哎
00:12:36哟
00:12:37Oh, come on!
00:12:38Bella!
00:12:39Oh!
00:12:40It's too good!
00:12:42Ah!
00:12:43Not you!
00:12:44Oh, you don't talk to me!
00:12:46Oh!
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Ah!
00:12:49Oh!
00:12:50Oh!
00:12:50Oh!
00:12:51Ah!
00:12:52Oh!
00:12:52Oh!
00:12:53Oh!
00:12:54I can't go with him.
00:12:55Ah!
00:12:56Ah!
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:58Oh!
00:12:59Oh!
00:13:00We have to play a play bums!
00:13:01I don't want to kill you.
00:13:02Oh!
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:04Ah!
00:13:05Oh!
00:13:06I know, I know.
00:13:13P.G.
00:13:16What is this?
00:13:18What is this?
00:13:20What is this?
00:13:22You're not going to do it.
00:13:24I'll do it.
00:13:36What?
00:13:38You're not going to do it.
00:13:40You're not going to do it.
00:13:42You're going to go to the house.
00:13:44I'm going to go there.
00:13:46What's going on?
00:13:56How he's that?
00:13:58Who's going to die.
00:14:00That's like a DIIC.
00:14:02A DIIC.
00:14:04Oh
00:14:34I'm going to go.
00:14:36I'm going to go.
00:14:40I'm going to go.
00:14:42Oh, I'm going to go.
00:14:44Ah, huh?
00:14:46What's your name?
00:14:48Ah, what's up?
00:14:50Huh?
00:14:52Ah, huh?
00:14:54Ah, huh?
00:14:56Ah, huh?
00:14:58Ah, huh?
00:15:00Ah, huh?
00:15:02Ah, huh?
00:15:04Oh, go!
00:15:06He's not gonna fly!
00:15:12Wow, ha ha ha!
00:15:34Oh, this is the hell of the hell of the hell.
00:15:39This should be the hell of the hell of the hell.
00:15:54Wow, this is a beautiful girl.
00:16:04Let's go.
00:16:34黄儿,你父王为你甄选的妃子之中,你可有重义的?
00:16:42没有。
00:16:43啊?没有?我帮你准备了三宫六院七十二嫔妃,甚至西施貂蝉,杨贵妃,陈渊渊,我都给你弄来了,你还不满意啊?
00:16:58父王,您的眼光怎么能跟我比呢?他们年龄一个比一个大,我怎么会满意?
00:17:03啊?那我把嫦娥也弄来怎么样啊?那年纪不是更大了吗?
00:17:09黄儿,这次选妃势在必行,如果你真的在鬼界之中,一个都没看重义的,江魔二界也可以啊,你舅舅啊,是魔界之王,你看上谁,告诉他一声不就行了?
00:17:30哎,你看上魔界的倒是无所谓,可千万别挑上江界的,江界有什么不好?哎,咱们找上江界的,那府里的地板可就惨了,他们每天在府里跳来跳去,府里的地板不知道要换多少次啊,再说嘛,江界的手不能弯,腿不能曲的,整个身体硬邦邦的,床上辜负,什么招式都不会,你明白了吗?
00:17:55那你会很多招式了,谁教你的?
00:18:00是陈渊渊员呐?
00:18:02他懂得会比我多?
00:18:05那当然了,人家生前是江南明记呀
00:18:09怎么说,你就是大调课了
00:18:12不准笑
00:18:16黄儿,你放心,这选妃的事就交给母后处理
00:18:24静奴伺候
00:18:27静奴参见娘娘
00:18:29快将美女档案,让太子过目
00:18:32是
00:18:33哎,黄儿,这个好啊,你看看,所谓殷世媚行,我保证她的床上功夫是一流的
00:18:38Oh, my God, this is a good one.
00:18:50Look, it's a good one.
00:18:53It's a good one.
00:18:55It's a good one.
00:18:57It's a good one.
00:18:59It's a good one.
00:19:01It's a good one.
00:19:03I don't know.
00:19:04It's a good one.
00:19:06It's a good one.
00:19:07Oh, my God.
00:19:09You want to go to the next one?
00:19:12Oh, my God.
00:19:14Oh, my God.
00:19:15Oh, my God.
00:19:18Oh, my God.
00:19:20Okay.
00:19:22Oh, my God.
00:19:24Oh, my God.
00:19:26Oh, my God.
00:19:29Oh, my God.
00:19:30If you don't agree with this, that's why?
00:19:36Why are you not going to give up?
00:19:38And that's why you don't give up.
00:19:39If I don't give up, my son will not give up.
00:19:42Give up.
00:19:44Give up.
00:19:48Mrs. No matter what, this is a confusion.
00:19:50The world is a confusion.
00:19:51Why would you give up?
00:19:54You don't think I'm going to do anything.
00:19:57You should keep up with me.
00:19:59否则以后没好日子过。
00:20:01是是是。
00:20:03黄儿,既然你看中了他,就把他宣进宫来。
00:20:08早日成婚也好了了我们这桩心事。
00:20:11对对对,可是他是人界之人。
00:20:14这好办,但你父王命黑白无常,把他提来不就是了?
00:20:20母后,儿臣不想这么做。
00:20:22为什么?
00:20:24儿臣想让他真心真意地嫁给我,才能增加闺房乐趣。
00:20:28哎呀,当初你母后嫁给我的时候,也没像你这么烦啊。
00:20:34我们现在归逢乐趣也不少啊。
00:20:37你住口,今天是决定皇儿终身大事的日子,不是来听你讲这些废话的时候。
00:20:44再说,此女阳寿未尽,如果硬将她提来的话,天地怪罪下来,只怕父王担待不起。
00:20:51没关系啊,我就让判官背黑锅,就说他酒后误事。
00:20:56大仔,判官那哀家的表弟,真可如此乱来。
00:21:00娘娘,太子殿下言之有理啊,此乃有为天理之事,万万使不得。
00:21:06嘿,依老天看,何不让太子殿下前往人界试试,让那姑娘真心真意嫁给太子。
00:21:16这往后的日子,太子与太子妃才能相敬如宾啊。
00:21:20嗯,相也言之有理,可是皇儿自小没出过远门,哀家实在不放心,让她一个人去到人界。
00:21:30虽说鬼界险,人界比鬼界更险。
00:21:34鬼界阴,人界更险。
00:21:36这该如何是好?
00:21:38哎,我去,我去。
00:21:40啊,我去。
00:21:42啊?
00:21:43啊?
00:21:44啊?
00:21:45啊?
00:21:46王爷,如果你跟皇儿一块去了人界,那鬼界的事物谁来处理啊?
00:21:52我吗?
00:21:53嗯?
00:21:54哼,如果我能处理的话,早就让你走了,也免得我生那么多的闷气。
00:22:01我看呐,你还是死了这条心吧。
00:22:05至于相爷呢?
00:22:09王爷都不能去了,你能去吗?
00:22:13是,老陈不能去。
00:22:17那有谁能去啊?
00:22:19我倒有个理想的人选。
00:22:21谁?
00:22:22鬼仆四枚。
00:22:24我?
00:22:26哎呀,倩倩,你不用担心了,早点休息吧。
00:22:35明儿一早啊,我一定帮你找到你哥哥。
00:22:38那我走了。
00:22:41牛哥,我哥失踪好几天了,你每次都答应要帮我找,这回可别再黄牛了。
00:22:48这次绝对不会。
00:22:50如果我在黄牛的话,那我就是小狗。
00:22:53你少来了,我从小跟你们一块长大的,还不了解你们啊。
00:22:57好啦,不跟你扯这些。
00:22:59你们俩干什么呢?出手就打人哪?我们来买豆腐。
00:23:03对不起,今天豆腐卖完了,明天再买好吗?
00:23:06嗯。
00:23:08嗯。
00:23:10这两个人怎么回事?
00:23:12没来远去的。
00:23:14我看吧成有问题。
00:23:15豆腐其实,我们太,啊,我们少爷最喜欢吃你的豆腐。
00:23:18I don't know.
00:23:48Let's go!
00:24:18I don't know what you're talking about.
00:24:48I'm thinking it's not fair enough.
00:24:51I'm thinking it's fair enough.
00:24:53Come on.
00:24:55Hang on.
00:24:57Give him it.
00:24:58I'm thinking it's fair enough.
00:25:01I'm thinking it's fair enough.
00:25:03I'll be like this one.
00:25:05Come on.
00:25:06Don't be worried about that.
00:25:07We're gonna be surprised if that's her turn.
00:25:12They're all in.
00:25:13Hey!
00:25:14I'm thinking it's fair enough.
00:25:15Hey, I'm thinking I'm thinking for that.
00:25:18嘿嘿,這菜好棒啊,我跟你說過,我是港台的拳王,你劃不過我的。
00:25:25嘿嘿,劃問講拳啊?
00:25:27沒問題,你劃什麼都輸,我們再來。
00:25:30一二三,酒基山啊酒基山。
00:25:35酒基山啊酒基山啊酒基山啊看得上啊看得上。
00:25:39欸,你看,你今天劃什麼都輸啊?
00:25:42嘿嘿,現在我要吃菜,還有喝酒啊。
00:25:48嗯?
00:25:51太子殿下,你為什麼心不在馬?
00:25:55讓我看外面,等人啊。
00:26:01依今天天干五燥,小心火燭。
00:26:07盗賊四起,小心小小。
00:26:13看得上啊看得上啊。
00:26:17這是什麼聲音啊?
00:26:19哦,這是金夫打金啊。
00:26:21告訴我們現在是一今天,可以睡覺了。
00:26:24那,一大早是幾今天啊?
00:26:28千姑娘什麼時候起來工作?
00:26:30在人間啊,五今天,是天亮。
00:26:34千姑娘嘛,應該會在四今天起來磨豆腐。
00:26:38什麼時候才到四今天?
00:26:39還有一段時間呢。
00:26:41太子殿下,你急著見倩姑娘。
00:26:46嗯。
00:26:47哎呀,這好辦。
00:26:48交給我,我馬上把它變成四今天。
00:26:50嘿。
00:26:51一今天,天干五燥,小心火燭。
00:26:53嗯。
00:26:54哎呀,這好辦。
00:26:55交給我,我馬上把它變成四今天。
00:26:57嘿。
00:26:59一今天,天干五燥,小心火燭。
00:27:04盗賊四起,小心小小。
00:27:09呃?
00:27:10呃?
00:27:11呃?
00:27:12呃?
00:27:13呃?
00:27:14四經節啦,該起床工作啦。
00:27:22哈哈哈哈哈哈。
00:27:24奇怪,怎麼那麼快地塞料啊?
00:27:28四。
00:27:29啊。
00:27:35Pardon,
00:27:37。
00:27:40谁啊?
00:27:43Oh
00:28:13I just want to make a lot of dough.
00:28:15Can you teach me?
00:28:16Can you teach me?
00:28:17How do you teach me?
00:28:19This...
00:28:21Oh!
00:28:22Oh!
00:28:23Oh!
00:28:24Oh!
00:28:25Oh!
00:28:26Oh!
00:28:27Oh!
00:28:28Oh!
00:28:29Oh!
00:28:30Oh!
00:28:31Oh!
00:28:32Oh!
00:28:33Oh!
00:28:34Oh!
00:28:35Oh!
00:28:36Oh!
00:28:37Oh!
00:28:38Oh!
00:28:39Oh!
00:28:41Oh!
00:28:42Oh!
00:28:43Oh!
00:28:44Oh!
00:28:45Oh!
00:28:46Oh!
00:28:47Oh!
00:28:48Oh!
00:28:49Oh!
00:28:50Oh!
00:28:51倩姑娘!
00:28:52在下林云龙,
00:28:53世代居住蜀中,
00:28:54乃蜀中人世,
00:28:55今年刚刚虚度二世,
00:28:57請问姑娘的方琳是...
00:29:01千姑娘,
00:29:02没关系!
00:29:03你只要说出你蜀什么就行了!
00:29:05我蜀兔,
00:29:06不告诉你,
00:29:07我蜀兔,
00:29:08不告诉你,
00:29:09我蜀兔,
00:29:10不告诉你,
00:29:11兔!
00:29:12哦!
00:29:13今年刚好十八,
00:29:14十八的姑娘一朵花儿,
00:29:16形容得恰当,
00:29:17形容得真是恰当啊!
00:29:19咋不可以姑娘几乎?
00:29:21多嘴!
00:29:22嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻?
00:29:29多嘴!
00:29:32哦!
00:29:52I'm going to go.
00:30:02I'm going to go.
00:30:08I'm going to go.
00:30:12Let me go.
00:30:14Sorry.
00:30:15I'm going to go.
00:30:22I'm going to go.
00:30:31Oh.
00:30:33Oh, oh, oh.
00:31:03Hey!
00:31:05What's your problem?
00:31:07Oh!
00:31:08It's a problem.
00:31:10He just drank too much.
00:31:12I'm going to go.
00:31:14We'll go.
00:31:16We'll go.
00:31:18I'm going to go.
00:31:20I'm going to go.
00:31:22I'm going to go.
00:31:24I'm going to go.
00:31:26I'm going to go.
00:31:28I'm going to go.
00:31:31You might do it.
00:31:33I won't go.
00:31:36I'm going to do it.
00:31:38I'm going to go.
00:31:40I'll go.
00:31:42I'll go.
00:31:44Why is it so bad?
00:31:47This is a wreck.
00:31:52What's that?
00:31:56It's a wreck.
00:31:57It's not a past.
00:31:59He's a dog!
00:32:01He's a dog!
00:32:03That's a dog!
00:32:05This is a dog!
00:32:07He's a dog!
00:32:09He's a dog!
00:32:27I can't do it.
00:32:29I can't do it.
00:32:31I can't do it.
00:32:33Hey!
00:32:35This is your attitude.
00:32:37You don't like it?
00:32:39Not like it.
00:32:41Oh, my God!
00:32:43Oh!
00:32:45Don't move.
00:32:47I'll do it.
00:32:49Come on, let's go.
00:32:51Come on, let's go.
00:32:53Let's go.
00:32:55Let me go.
00:32:57what would I be telling you?
00:32:59Let me leave you.
00:33:01One, many women you can't watch.
00:33:03You don't be afraid.
00:33:05You don't like me.
00:33:07You don't like me.
00:33:09You don't like me.
00:33:11You don't like me.
00:33:13You don't like me.
00:33:15You make me a cooking.
00:33:21You don't like me.
00:33:23No problem, no problem.
00:33:24Come on!
00:33:26Come on!
00:33:28Come on!
00:33:30I'm going to go!
00:33:32I'm going to be a little bit!
00:33:54Come on!
00:33:56Come on!
00:34:02少爷!
00:34:04我刚才看...
00:34:06你看到什么了?
00:34:08这么紧张!
00:34:10少爷!
00:34:12我看到...
00:34:14有事儿待会儿再说
00:34:16先替倩姑娘生火
00:34:24这人是鬼斧的
00:34:29到高普天来干嘛
00:34:33这帅哥长得还真不错
00:34:35等我用完了牛儿
00:34:37我再来找你
00:34:52可以了
00:34:54看你那副德行
00:34:56生个火
00:34:57都能把脸弄成这个样子
00:34:58我没弄过这玩意儿
00:35:00在府里哪用着生火
00:35:02人家不用生火
00:35:04那怎么煮饭烧菜啊
00:35:06呃...
00:35:07呃...
00:35:08呃...
00:35:09我...我们都是这...
00:35:11哦...
00:35:12他的意思啊
00:35:13是我们府里都有专司生火的人
00:35:15他们不用做
00:35:16对...
00:35:17对...
00:35:18我...
00:35:19我们都是这...
00:35:21他的意思啊
00:35:22所以嘛
00:35:23我...
00:35:24所以你都不会做
00:35:25现在会了吗
00:35:26会...
00:35:27会...
00:35:28很简单啊
00:35:29还不去洗脸
00:35:30哦...
00:35:31哦...
00:35:32哦...
00:35:33倩姑娘...
00:35:34我们聊聊好吗
00:35:35聊什么
00:35:36聊你家哪些人
00:35:37跟一些日常生活琐事
00:35:39这一些...
00:35:40应该没什么关系吧
00:35:41你怎么了
00:35:42嗯...
00:35:43来...
00:35:44坐...
00:35:45啊...
00:35:46啊...
00:35:47啊...
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00:36:13啊...
00:36:14啊...
00:36:15啊...
00:36:16啊...
00:36:17啊...
00:36:18I'm going to wash my hands.
00:36:20I'm going to wash my hands.
00:36:22I'm going to wash my hands.
00:36:24I'm going to wash my hands.
00:36:34What happened?
00:36:38I told you.
00:36:40I will not be able to wash my hands.
00:36:48Something anniversary YOD
00:36:54I'm going to take care of my hands.
00:37:01Now.
00:37:02Please gentle.
00:37:04I'll wait.
00:37:07Here's my hands.
00:37:10What a lady is doing.
00:37:12Put your hands down.
00:37:14Tell me, I'll ask you a way.
00:37:16She's a woman.
00:37:21Tell me.
00:37:23You have to worry about it.
00:37:29Did you wash it clean?
00:37:34No, I'll wash it.
00:37:42What happened?
00:37:44I'll wash it clean.
00:37:49I'll wash it clean.
00:37:51I'll wash it clean.
00:37:53I'll wash it clean.
00:37:55I'll wash it clean.
00:37:57I will wash it clean.
00:38:03I'll be fine.
00:38:05I'll go back to you.
00:38:06I'll give you your hands.
00:38:08I'll tell you all.
00:38:11Oh
00:38:25Hey
00:38:27Hey
00:38:29Hey
00:38:31Hey
00:38:33Hey
00:38:35Hey
00:38:37Hey
00:38:39Hey
00:38:41Hey
00:38:44Hey
00:38:45Hey
00:38:47Hey
00:38:49Hey
00:38:51Huh
00:38:52Good
00:39:05Hey
00:39:09Let's go.
00:39:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:09No, no, no.
00:40:39No, no, no, no.
00:41:09No, no.
00:41:11No.
00:41:13No.
00:41:15No.
00:41:17No.
00:41:19No.
00:41:21No.
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00:43:15No.
00:43:17No.
00:43:19No.
00:43:21I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
00:43:51However, the court will be passed soon.
00:43:55The court will also be attempted to check on the court.
00:43:58Okay, the court will be taken notice of the court.
00:44:02May I ask that, please?
00:44:05Yes.
00:44:08He will be Тихон.
00:44:11He will be back to the court.
00:44:14Yes, I will be right back to the court.
00:44:19So to the court,
00:44:21I don't know.
00:44:51I am not going to sleep.
00:44:53Now go.
00:44:54To where?
00:44:55To tell her, she didn't die.
00:44:56Go!
00:44:57Ay!
00:44:59Eh!
00:45:00Eh!
00:45:01Eh!
00:45:02Eh!
00:45:03Eh!
00:45:04Eh!
00:45:05Eh!
00:45:06Eh!
00:45:07Eh!
00:45:08Eh!
00:45:09Eh!
00:45:10Eh!
00:45:11Eh!
00:45:12Eh!
00:45:13Eh!
00:45:14Eh!
00:45:15Eh!
00:45:16Eh!
00:45:17Eh!
00:45:18Eh!
00:45:19Eh!
00:45:20Eh!
00:45:21the man is going to lie.
00:45:24Well, but you can't wait for yourself.
00:45:29It's not easy to find my mother.
00:45:34She will find me.
00:45:38Oh, if I can see you, she won't be here.
00:45:41I'm not bad.
00:45:43I'm wrong.
00:45:46I'm wrong.
00:45:48Oh my God, this is so good.
00:46:00Oh my God, I'll see you go where to find me.
00:46:18It's my friend ...
00:46:22This is my friend ...
00:46:25I'm going to hurt you ...
00:46:26I'm not good ...
00:46:27I'm not going to sleep ...
00:46:28I'm not good ...
00:46:29I'm not good ...
00:46:30I'm not good ...
00:46:31I'm not good ...
00:46:32I'm just going to get that ...
00:46:38I didn't know that ...
00:46:39But I did not know ...
00:46:41I was just about ...
00:46:42You shouldn't know ...
00:46:43I don't have to worry about him ...
00:46:45What ...
00:46:46No, I'm not going to die.
00:46:49I'm not going to die.
00:46:51Oh, you're not going to be a little cold.
00:46:56I'm already on the floor, so I'm not going to be a little cold.
00:46:59I'm not going to sleep.
00:47:01I'm not going to be a little cold.
00:47:03I'm not going to be a cold.
00:47:05Yes, it's okay.
00:47:07I'm going to go to the room and put my clothes in the room.
00:47:11You're going to go.
00:47:16You're going to die.
00:47:19I'm the monk.
00:47:21I'm a little old man.
00:47:24I'm still alive and I'm gone and I'm going to die, so I'm going to die.
00:47:28Don't I'm going to die?
00:47:30I'm dying to die.
00:47:32No one wants to die.
00:47:34That's why I'm not going to die.
00:47:37It's my things.
00:47:40Who are you?
00:47:43Like you are of a٩,
00:47:45I've been so disappointed in you.
00:47:47I have no idea.
00:47:49I'm not saying.
00:47:51I have no idea.
00:47:53I have no idea.
00:47:55You're so sad.
00:47:57You're so sad.
00:47:59You're so sad.
00:48:01I'm a ghost.
00:48:03But I'm so sad.
00:48:05You're so sad.
00:48:07But, you're so sad.
00:48:09But...
00:48:11How can I be honest?
00:48:13You can't let me know.
00:48:15I'm a ghost.
00:48:17We should have no problem.
00:48:19But...
00:48:21I'm a ghost.
00:48:23I'm a ghost.
00:48:25I'm a ghost.
00:48:27I'm a ghost.
00:48:29I'm a ghost.
00:48:31I'm a ghost.
00:48:33I'm a ghost.
00:48:35He's still alive.
00:48:37Really?
00:48:39I'm a ghost.
00:48:41I'm a ghost.
00:48:43You're so sad.
00:48:45Even if we're not...
00:48:47You're so sad.
00:48:49You're so sad.
00:48:51You're so sad.
00:48:53Please.
00:48:55Do you like me?
00:48:57I don't mind.
00:49:00Let's go.
00:49:30想不到這次到楊津選清,會這麼順利?
00:49:35到目前是蠻順利的,只要太子找到欠傑他哥哥,我們馬上就可以回地府了。
00:49:44我真恨不得即刻回地府,看看我們王爺處心積慮想弄到手的保留戶,
00:49:50正變成了自己的兒媳婦,那個時候他臉上是什麼表情啊?
00:49:55看得到,摸不到,想得到,吃不到。
00:50:02他那張臉。
00:50:04怎麼樣?
00:50:05一定像他老K。
00:50:08老K臉?
00:50:15你沒有在批評父王什麼?
00:50:17沒有,沒有,沒有。
00:50:20好了,相爺,我問你,
00:50:23摩娘子手上的響鬼金針到底是何來歷?
00:50:26有什麼好怕的?
00:50:27哦,太子殿下,當初天地為了要刻鑄天下一物,
00:50:32特命大日如來,花了千年採集的消枕之刺,
00:50:36配上龍精虎翼,用毀蛇三交之火煉成了兩支響鬼金針。
00:50:42後來巨羅魔叛禮,想要向我使征稱霸鬼魔二劍,而擔管人捨命護針。
00:50:57不對!
00:51:19I am not sure how many people will be able to fight.
00:51:29I am not sure how many people will fight.
00:51:35The man who is still alive is still alive.
00:51:40I am still alive.
00:51:42So the lord, my lord, our lord, and my father,
00:51:47The lord has begun to save his position.
00:51:52Seen, the lord, let him save his list.
00:52:01So the lord, the lord won't last.
00:52:08I don't know what the hell is going on.
00:52:10However, the king of the king will not be afraid of the king of the king.
00:52:14Let's go.
00:52:44Please take your hand.
00:52:47Please take your hand.
00:52:51Please take your hand.
00:52:53Do not have a nurse.
00:52:57We will have a nurse, and not be we should know.
00:53:14Let's go.
00:53:44I'm not sure how many of you guys are.
00:53:46He's not going to take the ship, but because I have to do that.
00:53:48You are not going to be able to do it.
00:53:50You are not going to be able to do it.
00:53:52I am going to be able to get you.
00:53:54I'm going to be able to do it.
00:54:00I am going to go.
00:54:14Oh
00:54:44Oh
00:55:14太子殿下!
00:55:16魔女的肉身已經長到了!
00:55:21你想到每個身前還蠻清純的!
00:55:25人是蠻漂亮的,只可惜有顆惡毒的心!
00:55:29太子殿下,你不就沒有你,你不就沒有你,你不就能夠和你哥哥的結束!
00:55:37太子殿下,魔女的肉身已經長到了!
00:55:39你想到每個身前還蠻清純的!
00:55:42There is a heart of the devil.
00:55:44Let's go.
00:55:46The time is coming.
00:55:48The devil, come on.
00:55:50I?
00:55:51You are not who you are.
00:55:53Come on.
00:55:54Yes.
00:55:57My father and his love are so deep.
00:56:00Now he wants me to get on.
00:56:02That's why I want him to get on.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:09Oh.
00:56:10Oh my god.
00:56:12He wants me to get on.
00:56:14He wants me to get on.
00:56:16I hope you will.
00:56:18Thank you for coming.
00:56:19Oh my god.
00:56:23Is that right?
00:56:24You're right.
00:56:25I'm going to let him get on.
00:56:32Ah.
00:56:33Oh god.
00:56:35Oh.
00:56:37Oh my god.
00:56:39Oh my god.
00:56:40Let's go!
00:56:41Let's go!
00:57:01Let's go!
00:57:10Let's go!
00:57:12Let's go!
00:57:14Let's go!
00:57:16Let's go!
00:57:18Let's go!
00:57:20Let's go!
00:57:22You're not going to have my blood!
00:57:24It's going to be my blood!
00:57:26I will have to go with you!
00:57:28No!
00:57:30No!
00:57:32No!
00:57:34No!
00:57:36No!
00:57:38No!
00:57:40No!
00:57:46Quick!
00:57:48Let's go!
00:58:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:58:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:59:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:59:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00:39Oh my God, I'm not going to do that!
01:00:41Don't talk to me!
01:00:42Oh my God!
01:00:44Hey!
01:00:45Hey!
01:00:46Hey!
01:00:47Hey!
01:00:48Hey!
01:00:49Hey!
01:00:50Hey!
01:00:51Hey!
01:00:52Oh!
01:00:53Oh!
01:00:54Oh!
01:00:55Oh!
01:00:56Hey!
01:00:57Hey!
01:00:58Hey!
01:00:59Hey!
01:01:00Hey!
01:01:01Hey!
01:01:02Hey!
01:01:03Hey!
01:01:04Hey!
01:01:05Hey!
01:01:06Hey!
01:01:07Hey!
01:01:08Hey!
01:01:09Oh!
01:01:10Ha ha!
01:01:11Oh!
01:01:12Hahaha!
01:01:14Haha!
01:01:15Hahaha!
01:01:17Hahaha!
01:01:18Hahaha!
01:01:25Oh!
01:01:27Weep!
01:01:28Papa!
01:01:29Ho!
01:01:29Ho!
01:01:30Oh!
01:01:32Th make me move!
01:01:34People won't stop!
01:01:35Ha!
01:01:36Come on!
01:01:40Come on!
01:01:44Come on!
01:02:02Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:08Come on!
01:02:10Come on!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:14Come on!
01:02:16Come on!
01:02:18Come on!
01:02:20Come on!
01:02:22Come on!
01:02:24Come on!
01:02:26Come on!
01:02:28Come on!
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01:02:32Come on!
01:02:34Come on!
01:02:36Come on!
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01:02:42Come on!
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01:02:46Come on!
01:02:48Come on!
01:02:50Come on!
01:02:52Come on!
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01:03:12Come on!
01:03:14Come on!
01:03:16老三!
01:03:17你就在那儿替我混吧!
01:03:18过来!
01:03:20给我混!
01:03:21屁股撞起来!
01:03:22撞起来!
01:03:24你跳!
01:03:25老公!
01:03:26给我打了我!
01:03:27你知道你老子跳了好几辈子了!
01:03:29你这个死鬼啊!
01:03:31跳什么跳!
01:03:32还不敢回来去吃败!
01:03:34大年!
01:03:35七点!
01:03:36七点!
01:03:37七点!
01:03:38有疼啊!
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