00:00Please, this has to work. This is my last chance.
00:16Ashton, put that down now!
00:25Haven't you caused enough damage for one day?
00:27I'm sorry, High Priestess.
00:30I was just trying to fix things. Same as with the heat spell.
00:33The tower caught on fire because of your stupid spell.
00:36Astrid is a threat to the coven.
00:38How does the other witches want her here? She needs to go.
00:42I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. Please don't make me go. I will do anything to stay.
00:47We can't risk the coven for just one student, Astrid.
00:50I have no choice but to strip you of your powers and banish you from the coven.
00:56Please, I beg of you. My powers are all I have. Please don't make me go. I have nowhere else to stay.
01:03Astrid. You've been with us since you were a child. You've always been very talented.
01:09You've always been very talented. Through the years, surrounded by other bitches, your feminine powers have grown.
01:16But she's right. You lack control. Your powers require a masculine balance.
01:23Tell me what to do.
01:25You must leave the coven and live among men again. Allow their masculine energies to merge with your feminine months.
01:33Merging energies? You have to sleep with them, dumbass.
01:38Oh, of course. You will only have ten days to balance your unruly powers. If you return before you have conquered your imbalance. I must take your powers away.
01:49I understand. I won't disappoint you, High Priestess. I will find a young man, and I will sleep with him.
01:56I will find a young man, and I will sleep with him.
02:01Fair de well, Astrid Hall.
02:04Once I've slept with boys and acquired their energies, I'll return to my coven sisters.
02:08Don't hurry back, dipshit.
02:11May the gods watch over you, child.
02:22Worthless little witch.
02:24Hurry up and get in the car.
02:33Blessed be, stepmother. Stepsister.
02:36I told you not to call us that.
02:42So, you set another building on fire?
02:45You better not breathe a word about it at your new boarding school.
02:48My new boarding school?
02:50But I thought I was going home.
02:55Like I'd ever let a pyromaniac like you under my roof again.
02:59But it was my father's home long before he met you.
03:02Well, he's dead, so it's our home now.
03:07Do not, I repeat, do not tell anyone we're related at school.
03:10Got it, demon girl?
03:13If I ever hope to return to my sisters, I must find masculine energies to balance my power.
03:18Hello? Did you hear me?
03:20Do not worry. I shan't inform anyone of our relationship, stepsister.
03:25This I swear by the old gods.
03:28Freak.
03:38I have to talk to the dean about your enrollment.
03:42Don't go anywhere.
03:44Don't do anything.
03:46Huntington Hall is a respectable, normal school.
03:50For normal kids.
03:52So don't pull any of that witchy shit here.
03:55Understand?
04:12Basculine energies.
04:22Um, who is that and why is he not in any of my classes?
04:30You want him in class?
04:32I'd rather have him in my dorm room up against my desk.
04:35In the shower.
04:43Wait, is he blind?
04:45Lions?
04:46Yeah.
04:47Never mind.
04:48I only mess with guys who can actually see what they're doing.
04:58So much masculine energy.
05:00But how do I choose who to merge with?
05:02Greetings, sweaty mortal males.
05:03Will one of you volunteer to sleep with me so I may balance my powers?
05:17Hey, yo, what the fuck?
05:25Dude, is this emo girl being serious?
05:27Shit.
05:28I ain't usually into goth chicks, but you know if she's offering.
05:32Hey, sweetie.
05:33I think you're a little lost.
05:34This isn't Halloween Horror Nights.
05:37I do not know what that is.
05:40I simply came to seek a male.
05:49Oh, you!
05:50With the mystical staff!
05:52Mystical staff?
05:54Do you know the emo?
05:55She's going straight for the rich boy.
05:57I mean, he'd probably be into her.
05:58Dude blind can't see how fucking weird she looks.
06:03Wait!
06:04Please!
06:07Ah!
06:11Fuck!
06:12Hey!
06:13You gonna say sorry?
06:15Emo girl?
06:16Let go of me, please.
06:17Your energy is hostile and incompatible with mine.
06:21And I am not an emo.
06:22I am a witch.
06:23What the fuck are you talking about, freak?
06:26Apologize!
06:27Now!
06:30I'm sorry you have weak muscles.
06:33Now let me go.
06:37Where are you going?
06:39Let me come with you.
06:43Jesus, what the fuck's your deal?
06:45My feminine energies are too powerful.
06:47And if I don't balance them with masculine energies,
06:49then they'll take away my powers forever.
06:52Right.
06:54The mental health counselor's on the second floor.
06:56How fortuitous.
06:58Can you let go of my hand?
06:59A sign from the old gods.
07:01What are you talking about?
07:02My birthmark?
07:03Yes.
07:04Um, if it's nothing, I've had it since forever.
07:05It is no mere birthmark.
07:06This means much more than that.
07:07What was that?
07:08Did I just see her?
07:09Look, I don't know you.
07:10And you don't know me.
07:11So please, leave me alone.
07:12Oh no!
07:13He doesn't see the car.
07:15This means much more than that.
07:19What was that?
07:21Did I just...
07:23See her?
07:24Look.
07:25I don't know you.
07:26And you don't know me.
07:27So please, leave me alone.
07:28Oh, no, he doesn't see the car coming.
07:43Get off the road, hurry!
07:50Goddess Hecate, don't let me hurt him.
07:58What the shit?
08:03It worked.
08:06What happened?
08:07Bro, that car almost just smoked you.
08:09Really?
08:10Yes, it was coming right for you, but the nook wanted me to move out of the way with some kind of magic.
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