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00:00Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again, and it's finally gonna come true. Today! Sorry about this
00:11calendar, because today's the grand opening ceremony for the Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs
00:18will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive
00:27Employee of the Month Award! Bum Bum Squarepants! I'm ready! Promotion!
00:57Cleanliness is next to managerliness. I'm ready for motion. I'm ready for motion. I'm ready for motion.
01:19I'm ready for motion. I'm ready for motion. I'm ready for motion.
01:26La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum. La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum. La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum. La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum. La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum.
01:39Nice! Nice, Bob! What are you doing in here?
01:43I have to tell you something, Squidward. Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
01:48There's no shower at work. What do you want?
01:51I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
01:55Get up!
01:57Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing.
02:00Huh? Patrick, check it out!
02:03Whoa!
02:05Hooray! Bubble party!
02:08Hey! Who blew this bubble?
02:28You all know the rules.
02:33All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
02:40That's right! So who blew it?
02:43That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men.
02:49You can do that? How?
02:53With my mermaid magic.
02:56Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
03:04Hooray!
03:05We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!
03:09Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.
03:12Are we men yet?
03:14Not yet. Uh, spin around three times.
03:17I think it's working.
03:19Good. Now, keep your eyes shut.
03:22With my mermaid's magic.
03:25And my one tail fin.
03:28I command the two of you to turn into men!
03:32Open your eyes.
03:34Huh. I don't feel any-
03:38Oh, my gosh, Patrick! You have a mustache!
03:42So do you!
03:44So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
03:50Guys, I said now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
04:00Yeah!
04:01Are men afraid of anything?
04:03No!
04:04And why?
04:05Because we're invincible!
04:08I never said that!
04:12Yeah!
04:13Yeah!
04:14Yeah!
04:15Yeah!
04:16Yeah!
04:17Yeah!
04:18Yeah!
04:19Yeah!
04:20Yeah!
04:21Yeah!
04:22Yeah!
04:26Um, Patrick?
04:27Yeah, buddy?
04:28Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
04:31Because...
04:32Well...
04:34Oh...
04:35Oh...
04:36Patrick!
04:37Huh?
04:38Are we dead?
04:39No!
04:40Far from it, my friend!
04:41We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench!
04:55Now, where were we?
04:56Patrick, run!
04:57No!
04:58I'm tired of running!
04:59If we run now, we'll never stop!
05:00No!
05:01Ho-ho-ho!
05:02Run, SpongeBob!
05:03Ah!
05:04Make it easy back there, fellas!
05:05Ah!
05:06Ah!
05:07Ah!
05:08Ah!
05:09Ah!
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05:31Ah!
05:32Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:34Come on, kid, give it up.
05:37Dennis always gets his man.
05:40Come on!
05:49Yeah! I did it!
05:51You got guts, kid.
05:53Too bad I gotta rip him out of you.
05:55Uh, I don't know what plankton's paying you,
05:57but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.
06:00It's gonna take a lot more than five.
06:03What is this?
06:03Uh, that, sir, is five Goober dollars.
06:06Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober...
06:09I got bubbles.
06:11Fun at parties.
06:13My eyes!
06:14Ah!
06:15You got your spruce book.
06:17Thanks, buddy.
06:19Uh, thanks a lot.
06:21That's it!
06:23I'm through messing around!
06:24See you later, fools!
06:28Ah!
06:29See ya!
06:36I'm...
06:36Okay, settle down.
06:37I'm...
06:38Take it easy!
06:39I'm...
06:39What the scallop?
06:40I'm a Goofy Goober!
06:42You're a Goofy Goober!
06:49We're all Goofy Goober!
06:51Friends!
06:54Goofy, Goofy, Goober, Goober!
06:55Rock!
06:56Rock!
06:59Put your toys away!
07:01Well, all I gotta say, when you tell me not to play, I say, no way!
07:04No way!
07:05No, no freaking way!
07:07Hooray!
07:09I'm a kid, you say.
07:10When you say, I'm a kid, I say, say it again, and then I say thanks!
07:14No way!
07:14Thank you very much!
07:16So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
07:21Go ahead, try, a kid inside will set you free
07:26I'm a goofy goober
07:32What's happening?
07:36Huh?
07:38His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control
07:43Sneeze him!
07:44Go ahead, try, a kid
07:47Go ahead, try, a kid
07:49Woo!
08:02I'm free!
08:15I've been free!
08:17What?
08:19No!
08:20My precious helmet!
08:45His chops are too righteous
08:48He's got a kid!
08:54Well, Krabs, you're certainly in a pickle now
08:58Hey, it's raining pickles
09:11Ha, now it's raining
09:14Thanks
09:17You're welcome
09:18Finland
09:23Your order, sir!
09:29I'll have two Krabby Patties
09:31Extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo
09:34Wrong channel!
09:36Your order, sir!
09:37Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
09:40Yes, sir!
09:42Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
09:48Unleash the candiments
09:51With relish
09:53Excuse me!
10:03Hello? Hello?
10:13Yes, y'all don't want my money.
10:15Money? Thank you. Come again.
10:23I can't hold the mayo any longer!
10:27Mayo?
10:32Well, it's gonna take a lot more than mayo to stop...
10:40Now what?
10:52I just remembered! I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
10:57Robot! Robot! Robot! Giant Robot!
11:03What's your back into it?
11:05Come on, Bob!
11:07Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.
11:11Whoa!
11:12Excuse me, do you know where we can get a Krabby Patty around here?
11:26Invaders!
11:27Uh-oh!
11:28You get out of my sister's sand castle!
11:34Oh!
11:35Where have you been all my life?
11:40No!
11:41No!
11:42No!
11:43No!
11:44No!
11:45No!
11:46No!
11:48No!
11:49No!
11:50Where have you been all my life?!
11:53No!
11:54No!
11:55No!
11:57No!
11:59No!
12:00No!
12:01Hmm. Oh, Frank.
12:04Feels so good.
12:08Gross!
12:12Oh, hey, Squidward.
12:15Sandy!
12:17The Krabby Patty.
12:18I think I see where it's coming from.
12:22Ah!
12:22Ah!
12:25Ah!
12:26Ah!
12:31SpongeBob, you would not believe the size of the ice creams here.
12:36I wonder what other giant snacks they have.
12:39Cotton candy!
12:45If you ate all that, you'd have enough energy to run around the whole world.
12:48Ah!
12:48Ah!
12:48Ah!
12:49Ah!
12:49Ah!
12:50Ah!
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12:52Ah!
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13:09Ah!
13:10Ah!
13:11What is this sugar going to wear off?
13:14Ah!
13:16Patrick?
13:17Hey, I got feet!
13:18Oh, what is in these things?
13:20Oh, what is in these things?
13:27We'll take one secret formula to go.
13:34Clear the area, citizens. There's going to be some serious aft kicking here.
13:41But I banished you.
13:45Sour note?
13:50My tiny little ears won't!
13:57Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on!
14:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
14:06Mr. Super Awesomeness, take him down.
14:12Huh?
14:14Um, maybe we should have picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
14:29Let's see you get out of this one.
14:32Oh!
14:33Ha-ching!
14:34Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
14:38Ah!
14:39My book!
14:40All right, team! Time for Hands in the Middle!
14:44Yes!
14:45Great job, guys!
14:46We've got a few more people.
14:47Ah!
14:48Ah!
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15:10Ah!
15:11Ah!
15:12Oh!
15:13Oh!
15:14What?
15:15Candy?
15:16Is that you?
15:17You can call me The Rodent!
15:19Hiya!
15:20Hey, where'd the Pirate go?
15:29Justice is best soft-served.
15:38Patrick, I should have never doubted your powers!
15:50I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
15:58Ha! He solved mine!
16:02Not so fast, bugger-beards!
16:21Me formula!
16:25These will make you feel bloody low, butter!
16:29Nothing but butter!
16:34Mr. Krabs!
16:41Voila!
16:43Uh-oh.
16:50Uh-oh.
16:52Ha!
16:53Oh, aha!
16:55Oh, yeah!
16:57Huh?
16:58Woo-hoo!
17:00Ah!
17:16Ta-da!
17:21They're beautiful!
17:23Patrick!
17:25Ha-ha!
17:27Ha-ha!
17:29Ha-ha!
17:33Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:40Huh.
17:46Oh, cool!
17:47Cool! One of those old player pianos!
17:55Or... one of those old piano players!
18:09Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies, to be precise.
18:12Flesh-eating cowboy pirate z-z-zombies?
18:15This is your challenge.
18:17Free these zombies from their earthly binds and release their souls.
18:21If this wasn't a dream, I'd be freaking out right now!
18:24Oh, yeah!
18:25We are in a dream!
18:29Okay, everyone!
18:31We're here to release your imprisoned souls!
18:35What was that?!
18:36Ah, El Diablo the Wicked approaches.
18:40El Diablo! El Diablo!
18:44El Diablo! El Diablo!
18:48Very Batman!
18:49El Diablo?
18:51Master of this zombie crew.
18:53Uh-oh.
18:54He sounds bad.
18:55Good luck.
19:00Patrick, the zombies are swarming!
19:02We're swarming!
19:05We're gonna eat our brains!
19:08Dance!
19:09Lost Dolls!
19:18Lost Dolls!
19:19Even when I'm on, I'm off, y'all!
19:20Looking for the king, get a call, Shaw!
19:22You better leave now where you're lost, dawg!
19:24The zombie king, yeah, I hear him coming!
19:26OG ghoul with a thirst for the running!
19:28You in the wrong bar, wrong town!
19:29Got a spot to feel the real deal coming down that hill!
19:33Your brains for breakfast!
19:34Soul on the menu, major checklists!
19:36Ghouls, goblins!
19:37Guard the exit!
19:38The fire in his eyes, ain't hard to catch it!
19:40El Diablo, the haunting tattoo, death that I know!
19:43Scary, God knows the goon of goats, where the drama is!
19:45But don't hate the game, we in the zombie beers!
19:48We feel the love when we are there, together!
19:55We made it, made it up, all I thought, we won't stop!
20:00We won't stop!
20:01We won't stop!
20:02We won't stop!
20:03We won't stop!
20:04Dance!
20:05We're the best crew!
20:06And I'll come to you!
20:08Us!
20:09We coming through!
20:10Kill it!
20:11That's how we do it!
20:12We won't stop!
20:14It's like the order of the game!
20:16Dance!
20:17Dance!
20:18Break!
20:19It's killing it!
20:20That's how we do!
20:22Oh!
20:23What did I tell you about dancing when I'm not here?!
20:28But boss, it's Freestyle Friday!
20:31Oh!
20:32Okay, my bad!
20:34Pastor!
20:35Wake up!
20:36Your dream is fired!
20:38Pastor!
20:39Pastor!
20:40Huh?
20:41Oh!
20:42Phew!
20:43We're back on the bottom!
20:44See, Patrick, it must have been a dream!
20:46More of a vision, really!
20:47Sage?
20:48Oh!
20:49Hi, Sage!
20:50Hello!
20:51You are real!
20:52As real as your desire to see that which you cannot!
20:54Yeah, well, that which I cannot see is scary!
20:57I gotta know what's happening!
20:59This wish I grant you!
21:00Through the mystical fabric of the fourth dimension, you may now view what's happening at the same time as things are happening to you!
21:16Behold!
21:17The window of meanwhile!
21:18The window of meanwhile!
21:19The window of meanwhile!
21:20What's it do?!
21:21It's like the video on demand service of parallel action!
21:25Have a look!
21:26Oh!
21:27Heyya, Patrick!
21:28Down in front!
21:29Look, Patrick!
21:30There he is!
21:31Yeah!
21:32He looks all right!
21:33Hey, Gary!
21:34He doesn't look so bad!
21:35He looks pretty comfy!
21:36No reason to panic!
21:37Yeah!
21:38He looks like he's all taken care of!
21:39Look what I found!
21:40Snail!
21:41Time!
21:42Hello, precious!
21:43Gary!
21:44I hope you don't run out of juice!
21:45Or you'll end up like the others!
21:46What?!
21:47Oh!
21:48Yes!
21:49Gary!
21:50Yes!
21:51Gary!
21:52Oh!
21:53Yes!
21:54Yes!
21:55Gary!
21:56Gary!
21:57No!
21:58Yes!
21:59Gary!
22:00In fact!
22:01You're dead!
22:04Yes!
22:05EARLY!
22:06Oh!
22:07Yes!
22:08Gary!
22:09Yeah!
22:10Yes!
22:11Gary!
22:12Oh!
22:13You're dead!
22:14Yes!
22:15Gary!
22:16Gary!
22:17Hello?
22:18Okay.
22:19The window of meanwhile doesn't really work that way.
22:20Gary, run!
22:21Get out of there!
22:22Gary!
22:23It's not a video chat app like Skype or FaceTime or anything.
22:26Gary!
22:27We gotta hurry!
22:28Over here!
22:29Gary!
22:30Gary!
22:31Gary!
22:32Gary!
22:33Gary!
22:34Gary!
22:35Gary!
22:36Gary!
22:37Gary!
22:38Gary!
22:39Gary!
22:40Gary!
22:41Gary!
22:42Gary!
22:43Gary!
22:44Gary!
22:45Gary!
22:46Gary!
22:47Elements and measurements all mixed together by a steady hand
22:51Be careful, you must be able to be sad, you see
22:56If somehow in the mix it has no soul
22:59So what's the one ingredient that turns this awesome sauce to liquid gold?
23:04I'll tell ya!
23:06The secret to the formula is you, you, you, you
23:12The honey in my tea and milk is you, you, you, you
23:19The bubbles and the warm-up of this enjoy
23:24The secret to the formula is you, you, you, you
23:32What in the wide-watery world would it be like without you?
23:40The secret to the formula is you, you, you, you
23:47The honey in my tea and milk is you, you, you, you
23:54The bubbles and the warm-up of this enjoy is true
24:00The secret to the formula is you, you, you, you
24:07The secret to the formula is you, you, you, you
24:14The secret to the formula is you, you, you, you
24:21Ha! Hilarious!
24:25Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
24:27Hmm?
24:28My snail!
24:30What?
24:31Huh?
24:32Hmm?
24:33Halt!
24:34It's a trick!
24:35Seize him!
24:36Gary!
24:37You're with me now!
24:38I'll never let anyone take you again!
24:39Ow!
24:40Faster!
24:41Whoa!
24:42Huh?
24:43Yeah!
24:44What are you doing?
24:45Free food!
24:48Oh, come on, come on!
24:51Oh!
24:52Yeah!
24:53Oh, come on, come on!
24:54What are you doing?
24:59Free food!
25:10Oh, come on, come on! In here!
25:15Inside! Quick!
25:24Come on!
25:28Uh-oh!
25:29Push! I'm pushed like that!
25:32You've gotta be kidding me!
25:55Hm?
26:01Peek-a-boo!
26:03Attack!
26:09Attack!
26:11Push your left flank, people!
26:13Trust!
26:14Now parry!
26:15No pirouette!
26:16Turn around!
26:17Hit him, bitch!
26:18Pull harder!
26:19Faster!
26:20To the right!
26:21To the right!
26:23Help!
26:46Do you think we should've stayed in there with Squidward?
26:49Nah, he's got it.
26:51Where is everybody?
26:52Where is everybody?
26:53Oh!
26:54Oh!
26:55Oh!
26:56Ah!
26:57Ah!
26:58Ah!
26:59Ah!
27:00Ah!
27:01Ah!
27:02Ah!
27:03Oh!
27:04My back!
27:05Oh!
27:06Oh!
27:07Oh!
27:08Oh!
27:09Oh!
27:10Oh!
27:11Oh!
27:12Oh!
27:13Oh!
27:14Oh!
27:15Oh!
27:16Oh!
27:17Oh!
27:18Oh!
27:22Man down!
27:25Good...
27:26Catch!
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