00:02What are you doing talking to my client without me present?
00:05You sneaky Pete.
00:07Which is which?
00:09What did the academy hire you right out of the womb?
00:11You guys get younger every...
00:13What did you say to Babyface, huh?
00:15How did you say anything stupid?
00:17By anything stupid, I mean anything at all.
00:19Look at you, mouth open, vocal cords of Twitter.
00:22We'll talk about it later. Right now, you out.
00:24Ten minutes ago. Go on.
00:27There are laws, Detective.
00:28Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you, right?
00:30Go grab a juice box. Have a nap. Go on.
00:37All right.
00:39Who do we have?
00:41Uh, Brandon Mayhew.
00:43Brandon Mayhew.
00:45All right.
00:47Brandon Mayhew.
00:52Ah, here we go. Public masturbation.
00:54What?
00:55I don't get it. What's the kick?
00:57Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us with a big flat screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view in a Starbucks. That's nice.
01:05That ain't me, man. I was the guy who was selling meth. Allegedly.
01:12Okay. All right. I got you. Meth. Right. I'm sorry. That was a little transpositional error. Nothing a little white-out can't take care of.
01:20Yeah. And, uh, felony quantity.
01:23Just barely.
01:24Just barely.
01:25Yeah, just barely. The cops around here are like butchers. Always got their thumbs on the scales, you know? But good luck arguing that in court.
01:32Let me get down to brass tacks. I'm gonna get you a second phone call, okay? You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy or your parish priest or your boy scout leader.
01:40And they're gonna deliver me a check for $4,650. I'm gonna write that down on the back of my business card, okay?
01:48And I need that cashier's check or a money order. Doesn't matter. Actually, uh, I want it in a money order.
01:57And, uh, make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's, uh, totally legit. It's done just for tax purposes.
02:04And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right? Any questions?
02:13Uh, you're gonna get me off, right? Uh, what do I look like? Your high school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting?
02:23That's a joke, Brandon. Lighten up. Son, I promise you this. I will give you the best criminal defense that money can buy.
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