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00:00I need your help.
00:01Uh-huh.
00:01I'm looking for the girl who left this thing.
00:06You know her?
00:07Of course you are.
00:08Why do you say that?
00:09She real good at spreading the word.
00:11Puts all those priest prospects to shame.
00:13Carmen's her name.
00:14She's about as Catholic as the cross itself.
00:17Taking sign-ups for volunteer positions.
00:20Ain't a better way to assimilate.
00:22Pat ain't got time for me, I ain't got time for him.
00:24Bless you between our dishes.
00:26Why don't you put me down for hospital visits?
00:27Shame we can't all be as generous as him.
00:30Come on.
00:33Hi.
00:36Sudden change of heart, huh?
00:38Hell yeah.
00:40We don't need security here.
00:42We don't know what we need until it hits us in the face or steals our shit.
00:45Hey.
00:46Hi, him. Jacob.
00:47Hey.
00:48Stuart.
00:49Hi.
00:51You want to do this with an audience?
00:54So how'd you know my name? You look me up?
00:56You were a name tag at work.
00:57How did you find me?
00:58I asked God to show me the way.
01:00He took me straight down Santa Monica, left at the light, and into this very lot.
01:04What do you know?
01:05And what are you hoping to accomplish here?
01:07Oh, hope ain't a tactic.
01:08I come to find the light, and I did.
01:10I'm looking at it.
01:11How does this tactic usually work for you?
01:13Stocking your prey and smothering them with cheese?
01:15Oh, most things taste good like that.
01:17You like nachos?
01:17Why do you say that because I'm Mexican?
01:19Is that right?
01:20I wouldn't know.
01:21I can't see shit.
01:22You're so bright.
01:22You like that one, huh?
01:27I have to teach.
01:28Well, I got a lot to learn.
01:29At Sunday school, for kids.
01:31I'm an actor.
01:33I can be whatever you need.
01:36You don't take no for an answer, do you?
01:38I just don't need a yes to know I'm right.
01:39What do you think you're right about?
01:41You won't let me take you fishing.
01:44But you're scared.
01:47I made a literary and feared people's eyes.
01:48I was a boxer.
01:49What am I scared of?
01:51Getting knocked off your feet.
01:53Might take 12 rounds to get them on your back,
01:55but I'm a patient guy.
01:56Get me on my back?
01:58I'm a Catholic.
01:59No sex before marriage.
02:02Well, ain't that what confession's for?
02:05I thought that'd be the case.
02:06Let's not waste either of our time.
02:08Hey, I've waited 40 years in the desert for you.
02:11Well, you can start with an hour in church.
02:16I'll be there.
02:22I'll be there.
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